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- >Still Anon
- >Still human
- >Still carrying Rainbow Dash
- >You've decided to take Rainbow Dash with you to Twilight's.
- >Maybe she can shed some light on what's going on.
- >You've got an inkling of what's happening, and you don't like it.
- >Rainbow chasing off Fluttershy was a pretty big clue.
- >You've watched the Discovery Channel.
- >And Mama didn't raise no horse-fucker.
- >For god's sake, it's been less than a year since you were trapped here.
- >It's too early to start seeing ponies like that.
- >You don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
- >Suddenly, Rainbow's face is mashed against yours.
- >Like, she's not kissing you.
- >She's just rubbing your faces together.
- >You grab hold of her at the armpits, and hold her out in front of you at arm's length.
- "For fuck's sake, Rainbow Dash, lay off."
- >She makes a scrunchie face at you, but remains silent
- >Why the fuck aren't these ponies saying anything?
- "This has been a weird day, and I need some space, okay?"
- >Ah, the old "i need space" excuse.
- >You are intimately familiar with it.
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- >Rainbow Dash nods, so you let her down.
- >She quickly takes off and hovers in front of your face.
- >Her bedroom eyes give you a wink and she wiggles her rump at you. and you can see EVERYTHis that a butt plug.
- >That is one hundred percent a butt plug.
- >Dash's rainbow wings was a butt plug.
- >Why the fuck was she wearing aOHGOD FLUTTERSHY HAD A BUTT PLUG TOO
- >Aaaand off she goes.
- >......
- >Back down the way you just came.
- >In the direction of your house.
- >You hope you aren't horsemarried now.
- >You know what? Fuck it. Whatever. You'll burn that bridge when you get to it.
- >You turn around and enter Twilight's house without knocking first.
- >Because it's a public library.
- >You don't have a chance to call out for Twilight
- >That's because she's standing right in front of you
- >Looking you dead in the eyes.
- >Not a single ass-wing in sight, though.
- >Thank Christ that's over.
- "Hey, Twilight, listen. Let's maybe put this meeting off for now, okay? There's some weird shit going on outside and OH FUCK"
- >You're blind! You can't see!
- >Oh Jesus there's WHITE everywhere
- >This fucking nigger just flashbanged you!
- >Why would she DO that?!
- >It's a long couple of minutes before your vision returns to you.
- >No, you didn't panic.
- >No, you didn't cry a little.
- >Shut up.
- >Let's get a good look at Twilight now.
- >Dat chest tuft.
- >It looks like she stapled a shitty wig to her chest.
- >She's showing it off to you, looking so fucking proud of herself.
- >If she has a buttplug hidden somewhere you are going to slap Twilight so hard, you don't even know.
- >So hard Luna will ask you to slap her moon up into the sky every night.
- >And now she's dancing. Because of course she is.
- >She's struttin' her stuff back and forth in front of you, all throwing head left and right and showing off her tuft [spoiler]like the dirty little filly she is[/spoiler]
- >What is she, knickering?
- >God fucking dammit, you are sick of this.
- >Might as well do a test real quick to see if these ponies are trying to take your horsevirginity.
- >Gotta make this as ham-fisted as possible.
- >You clear your throat and try to get Twilight's attention.
- >Her ears twitch in your direction, but she keeps on showing off to you.
- "So Twilight, Dash was waiting for me this morning, just outside my front door. She did this adorable little dance for me, and then I picked her up and we snuggled. Weird, huh?
- >Twilight is no longer dancing.
- >She's stopped mid-prance and is staring at you with a mix of shock and panic.
- >Her horn lights up for a split second, and you turn away as quickly as you can.
- >You wonder what Twilight could have done this time.
- >She's even poofier than before.
- >Is this supposed to be some show of dominance? The poofiest magic horse is the BEST magic horse?
- >Twilight continues to dance in front of you, now adding little jumps to her cantering.
- >She does this little spin, and......
- >....Are you serious right now.
- >Twilight doesn't have ass-wings attached to a butt plug.
- >She's got a fucking sparkler sticking out of her pooper.
- >It's like the forth of July all up in this bitch.
- >You know what?
- >You give up.
- >You don't need this in your life.
- >You've got to put an end to this.
- >You walk over to Twilight and scoop her up, mid-hop, and hold her against your body.
- >[spoiler]SHE FEELS SO GOOD ON YOUR TUMMY[/spoiler]
- >She flexes her anal sphincter in surprise and the sparkler pops out.
- >It hits the ground with a wet SPLAT.
- >And now she's nuzzling you, just like Dash was.
- >Maybe this is over now.
- >Maybe you can get on to the weekly meeting.
- >Maybe you can put this day behind you.
- >You carry her over to her usual couch and try to set her down.
- >Maybe now that she's done her spiel, she'll go back to normal.
- >Hahaha nope.
- >All she does is make displeased horse noises at you and grapples on to you like a face-hugger.
- >That's not the only thing she does like a face-hugger.
- >All of the sudden, when you were least expecting it: Horse tongue down your throat.
- >.......
- >Yeah, you're pretty sure you're horsemarried now.
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