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- It's dangerous to leave a Morty unsupervised you could get molested by a jellybean! Which sounds awful look at me. So most Ricks, like yours, lets you have a minor doodad to help you deal with situations.
- You just pick one. Whatever.
- Interdimensional Goggles: Allows you to narcissictly obsess over other realities, but also lets you avoid fuckups. Once per game you can use the goggles to say that a failed roll didnt happen.
- Ray gun: If shot with this the attack will usually kill them. If you win a Mortitude roll with this gun whatever you were fighting is either Dead or Injuried, depending on how important they are.
- Microverse Battery: Powered by the slavery of countless idiots, this battery lets you charge one whatever. You never know when you need to supercharge something. You never have to roll to use the battery.
- Turbulent Juice: Turns your Micheal into a Manny! Lets you briefly buff yourself up and increase your Screwdriver Passing.
- Roy: A life Well Lived Mobile: Live your life Vicariously through others. This will replace your Being a Dumbass with playing a harmless video game. Still doesnt stop you from being shot or anything but still.
- Mr Meeseeks Box: IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME! Using this box will resolve any problem with a difficulty under 5, anything over five and it can cause... problems till you make the roll yourself.
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