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Why Telekinesis? WHY?!?

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  1. [23:45] <zoofman> just don't say the B word in main chat
  2. [23:45] <zoofman> and we'll be okay
  3. 01[23:45] <Trevor> B word?
  4. [23:45] <zoofman> breeder
  5. 01[23:45] <Trevor> Oh God
  6. [23:48] <Zuphyr> Breed with me.
  7. 06[23:48] * Trevor enters Manslut mode? :3c~~~
  8. [23:48] <zoofman> this is why Gabe needed to promote me
  9. 01[23:48] <Trevor> xP
  10. [23:48] <zoofman> and keep me promoted
  11. [23:48] <zoofman> you plebs
  12. [23:48] <zoofman> and your breeding
  13. [23:49] <Zuphyr> Yeah whatever zoof, bend over.
  14. 06[23:49] * Trevor exerts 55lb of force to zoofman's back.
  15. [23:49] <zoofman> no sir I am no catcher.
  16. [23:49] <zoofman> take that up with cripple jr.
  17. [23:50] <Zuphyr> Haha.
  18. 01[23:50] <Trevor> Hello? I'm a Psychic. Do you know how much extra "OOMPH" that telekinesis gives me?
  19. 01[23:50] <Trevor> I can fucking SLAM, thank you very much!
  20. [23:50] <zoofman> I don't think telekinesis works that way
  21. [23:50] <zoofman> or you've been giving this way too much thought
  22. [23:50] <zoofman> just don't mention this to Damien for our sanity's sake
  23. 01[23:51] <Trevor> Sorry - My view of telekinesis has been very horibly skewed by Physics class :3c
  24. 01[23:51] <Trevor> Rather than "I can lift 55lb of shit", I read it as "can exert a force of up to 55lb on an object"
  25. 01[23:53] <Trevor> Do I need to explain where this is going?
  26. [23:53] <zoofman> please don't suggest to barkeep to do that to his genatalia.
  27. 01[23:53] <Trevor> >implying I wasn't going to just say "Exert X lb of force on your pelvis while already moving it forwards"
  28. 01[23:54] <Trevor> PELVIC THRUST!
  29. 01[23:56] <Trevor> ... Looking at it that way, it makes Telekinesis one HELL of a lot stronger.
  30. [23:57] <zoofman> I don't believe that's generally how people would accept it.
  31. [23:57] <zoofman> a sudden burst of 100 pounds of force, for example, is...a lot.
  32. 01[23:58] <Trevor> For 100lb of force, you need a combined INT/CON modifier of 20
  33. 01[23:58] <Trevor> You'd need to be one HELL of a Psychic to do that.
  34. [23:58] <zoofman> that's not my point.
  35. [23:58] <zoofman> or rather THE point
  36. 01[23:58] <Trevor> ( But yeah, at base level, 25lb of force is easily feasible )
  37. [23:58] <zoofman> sudden fist of 100 pounds to the face?
  38. 01[23:59] <Trevor> How bad is 25lb of force?
  39. [23:59] <zoofman> Beatrice, my academy psychic, can handle 50 pounds and she's level 10.
  40. [23:59] <zoofman> see the problem with this is how fast is it moving?
  41. [23:59] <zoofman> that plays a large roll
  42. [23:59] <zoofman> if its BAM 25 POUNDS
  43. [23:59] <zoofman> that can seriously fucking hurt
  44. Session Time: Sat Oct 01 00:00:00 2011
  45. 01[00:00] <Trevor> Or even using all of that force on an object like a fork... You'd probably end up brutally impaling things like that.
  46. 01[00:00] <Trevor> Even with a fork.
  47. [00:01] <zoofman> yes.
  48. [00:01] <zoofman> there's just no way you can really feasibly frame that force.
  49. [00:01] <zoofman> either way this would be a horrible thing to suggest to Barkeep. ; ;
  50. 01[00:01] <Trevor> ... Is it bad that I DO want to suggest it just because you don't want me to?
  51. [00:02] <zoofman> I'm not sure how to frame my answer to this question.
  52. 06[00:04] * Trevor is still slightly mad about you changing Altho's topic.
  53. 01[00:04] <Trevor> :3c
  54. [00:05] <zoofman> keep in mind I'm saying this for the sake of everyone's sanity, not just my own.
  55. [00:05] <zoofman> even thought his is a much more horrifying proposition to me then anyone else.
  56. 01[00:05] <Trevor> inb4 "How's Barkeep in bed?" comes up after spoink springing :3c
  57. 01[00:06] <Trevor> How you gonna 'splain THAT shit?
  58. [00:06] <zoofman> I'm hoping I won't have to.
  59. [00:08] <zoofman> same with the birth control
  60. [00:08] <zoofman> and the spoinking in general
  61. 01[00:09] <Trevor> It's a Slice of Life style game. You're gonna have damned town gossip :3c
  62. [00:10] <zoofman> what I mean to say is do you really want us to do this?
  63. [00:10] <Plutonis> i still wonder
  64. [00:10] <zoofman> cause implying we won't milk it for all its worth
  65. [00:10] <Plutonis> when Balth is going to learn about the both of them
  66. [00:10] <Plutonis> and what the fuck is going to happen
  67. 01[00:10] <Trevor> MILK IT!
  68. [00:10] <zoofman> we already had the trollfic
  69. [00:10] <zoofman> and that was a result of us holding back
  70. 01[00:11] <Trevor> MILK IT!
  71. 01[00:11] <Trevor> :3c
  72.  
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