Waluigi's Taco Stand: Daisy Farting Edition

Waluigi walked towards his taco stand, to see that seagulls were all over it again, much to his dismay. He screamed as he pulled down his purple cap, pulling out his purple colored tennis racket and trying to wack the seagulls, which started to fly away.

"Go on! Beat it!" Waluigi exclaimed furiously as he panted frantically, watching all of the seagulls flying towards the north. He shook his head as he tossed his tennis racket away, grumbling to himself as he inspected his taco stand. "Dumb birds... I'll never understand them..."

Upon going behind the yellow counter, Waluigi discovered Daisy and Toadette, who were both having some of the leftover tacos from the other night, both of the girls having slightly pudgy stomachs. Toadette burped loudly while in response Daisy farted loudly, lifting her legs up to reveal her orange shorts being puffed up by her tuba like flatulence. Waluigi groaned in annoyance as he picked up both Daisy and Toadette, tossing them over the counter as he got started immediately on a new batch.

"It just happens," Daisy and Toadette said together while breaking wind and popping like balloons.
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Daisy Gets Microwaved In A Taco. And what did that have to do with anything? Well here's what happened.
Waluigi had his taco stand up and running again, filled with plenty of hungry customers of all different sorts, all of them willing to pay hefty amounts of cash for tacos. Waluigi looked around, smiling as there was no sign of Daisy nearby.

"Excellent!" Waluigi exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together. "Now I can finally sell my tacos in peace!"

Suddenly, Daisy's big butt popped up in front of Waluigi, letting out a loud, tuba like blast into his face, followed by a rotten eggy smell. Waluigi fanned the stench away with his right hand, his facial expression being extremely annoyed as Daisy giggled, her hands behind her back as she was in her sports uniform.

"Did you like my little surprise for you?" Daisy asked as she blinked several times, letting out a cute little poot.

Waluigi grabbed Daisy and stuffed her into a giant taco, then placing the taco inside a giant microwave. Daisy screamed for help as Waluigi continued serving tacos to the hungry customers.
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Waluigi stretched his arms as he returned to his taco stand, having been wrecked from a certain earlier encounter. He was too weak to go behind his taco stand, groaning in pain as he fell lfat on his face.

"Well, on the plus side, at least this place is nowhere as bad as Windy..." Waluigi muttered as he coughed in pain, "It may be boring as hell, but at least there's no jerks who mindlessly attack me for no reason..."

Suddenly, Daisy landed on top of Waluigi, munching on several tacos while wearing her sports outfit. Waluigi groaned in pain as he whimpered, hoping it wouldn't get worse. Daisy farted loudly, giggling as she moved her butt a few times, letting out more silent, but deadly farts. Due to Daisy being on him, Waluigi couldn't move, and he screamed in horror and pain as he was forced to smell Daisy's awful farts.

"Sorry," Daisy said while shitting herself.
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Waluigi sighed while eating a taco. "The only actual friends I have are Wario, Toadette, and that fart factory Daisy." He closed his eyes as he looked down, holding down his purple cap. "What is my life...?"

"An embarrassment to nature!" Wario, Toadette, and Daisy all said together as they all farted on Waluigi, causing him to commit suicide shortly afterwards.
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Waluigi placed a plate of fresh tacos on the green counter, waiting for Daisy to come and snatch them. Daisy sensed the delicious scent, and she dashed towards the counter by farting towards it, ready to pounce on the plate as Petey Piranha emerged from the sandy ground, snapping up Daisy and trapping her inside his mouth. Waluigi popped back up as he laughed, giving Petey a thumbs up as Petey chuckled, flying away.

"Help!" Daisy screamed and then died.

"What the bloody hell was that all about?" Toadette innocently asked as she skipped to the counter, her hands behind her back as she watched Daisy getting gobbled by Petey. "Was Daisy just eaten right now?"

Waluigi laughed heartily as he patted Toadette on the head. "That's right! I got fart face caught off guard! Now I can sell my tacos without her interrupting!" He laughed heartily as he placed his hands on his hips. Toadette looked on, innocently confused.
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Waluigi rolled his eyes as Princess Daisy farted while walking by in her sports outfit, her flatulence causing the cruise ship to slowly sink.

"Heh, didn't expect this did ya?" Daisy said while pooping her shorts.

"No we did, but yes you're an idiot." Waluigi responded as he fired a Waluigi Launcher at her, killing the stinky princess.
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Waluigi watched as Daisy was snatching tacos from all the badniks, hogging them for herself. Notably, Daisy had her sports uniform on as opposed to her normal dress. Toadette was next to Waluigi behind the green counter, watching in amazement.

"Wow. I never knew that Daisy could be so greedy," Toadette commented as she blinked innocently.

Waluigi shrugged. "Apparently, Daisy is so obsessed with farting, she'll do anything to maintain her bad gas." He then wrapped his lanky arms around the back of his head, chuckling. "I never thought I would see Daisy stoop this low."

Dry Bowser sighed, standing in front of the counter as he placed his right skeletal elbow on it. "Call me crazy, but I think something is wrong with her."

Petey Piranha, who was on the roof just above Waluigi and Toadette, shook his head. "No, I think it's her instincts acting up."

Daisy briefly paused as she bent over, revealing her big butt in her tight orange shorts. Daisy farted loudly, the tuba like sound echoing throughout all of Seaside Hill, much to the disgust of everyone except Toadette, who found it funny. Daisy then let out a sigh of relief as she smelled the air with delight, then resumed to stealing all the badniks' tacos again.

"Welp I shit my pants!" Daisy laughed and then cried.

"And I'm going to commit genocide," Waluigi said as he murdered the stinky princess in cold blood.