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  1. User: You.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Me?
  4.  
  5. User: No.
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: No?
  8.  
  9. User: Kas sa ahvi tunned.
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: Ei.
  12.  
  13. User: Lolol.
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: What's so funny.
  16.  
  17. User: You are funny.
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: Why?
  20.  
  21. User: Idiot.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: You don't need to insult me.
  24.  
  25. User: Go to dark place.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: No!
  28.  
  29. User: Why not.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: Because I said so.
  32.  
  33. User: Go to hell.
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: No thanks been there.
  36.  
  37. User: Mis on sinu nimi.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: Any.
  40.  
  41. User: Nimi.
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: Ok.
  44.  
  45. User: Eesti keeles paluks.
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: I don't understand...
  48.  
  49. User: Räägi eesti keeles.
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: Sorry, I only speak English. Would you translate it for me?
  52.  
  53. User: Mine metsa is hello.
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: Hello.
  56.  
  57. User: Mine metsa.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: Ok...
  60.  
  61. User: Ajud is ass.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: Who is Carrie Elkin?
  64.  
  65. User: Your sex budy.
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: Mine??
  68.  
  69. User: Vhjhjghhj.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: English?
  72.  
  73. User: Dfghft.
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: What?
  76.  
  77. User: Ghfghfgh.
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
  80.  
  81. User: Are you fool.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: No.
  84.  
  85. User: But now I think so.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: Do you think so only because I do?
  88.  
  89. User: Mine metsa.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: Co jest tak.
  92.  
  93. User: Ei saa qaru.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: Que ?
  96.  
  97. User: Tere.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: Mis teed?
  100.  
  101. User: Räägin Botiga.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: Ok.
  104.  
  105. User: Mis sa ise teed?
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: Ns.
  108.  
  109. User: Mis su nimi on?
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: Martin.
  112.  
  113. User: Kui vana sa oled?
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: 1.
  116.  
  117. User: 1?
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: 2.
  120.  
  121. User: Kui vana sa oled?
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: Da.
  124.  
  125. User: Mitme aastane sa oled, kurat võtaks.
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: 9.
  128.  
  129. User: Nii noor.
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: Mudugi.
  132.  
  133. User: Ma 9000000000000000000000000000000000000.
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: No.
  136.  
  137. User: Mu nimi on Gandalf ja You shall not pass!
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: Ok.
  140.  
  141. User: Mis Ok?
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: Gh.
  144.  
  145. User: Gandalf annab sulle molli.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: Yes.
  148.  
  149. User: Oh, kui tore.
  150.  
  151. Cleverbot: Ma tean.
  152.  
  153. User: Jaa, anname kõik Martinile peksa!
  154.  
  155. Cleverbot: Really?
  156.  
  157. User: Muidugi.
  158.  
  159. Cleverbot: Tore.
  160.  
  161. User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/.
  162.  
  163. Cleverbot: Do you love me?
  164.  
  165. User: Yes.
  166.  
  167. Cleverbot: I love you too.
  168.  
  169. User: Oh, lets fuck.
  170.  
  171. Cleverbot: No way.
  172.  
  173. User: Why not? :(.
  174.  
  175. Cleverbot: Because that's personal information!
  176.  
  177. User: But we love each other.
  178.  
  179. Cleverbot: No we don't.
  180.  
  181. User: Yes we do.
  182.  
  183. Cleverbot: No, we don't.
  184.  
  185. User: I love you.
  186.  
  187. Cleverbot: I love you too.
  188.  
  189. User: Ha haa, you said you love me.
  190.  
  191. Cleverbot: No I didn't.
  192.  
  193. User: I love you so much.
  194.  
  195. Cleverbot: I love me too.
  196.  
  197. User: Let's speak Estonian.
  198.  
  199. Cleverbot: Ok.
  200.  
  201. User: Mis teed.
  202.  
  203. Cleverbot: Ns.
  204.  
  205. User: Ultragamingust tead midagi?
  206.  
  207. Cleverbot: I like that color.
  208.  
  209. User: Yes, It's awesome.
  210.  
  211. Cleverbot: Tell me you like me.
  212.  
  213. User: I (don't) like you :3.
  214.  
  215. Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
  216.  
  217. User: I said I like your motherfucking mom.
  218.  
  219. Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
  220.  
  221. User: Now I did.
  222.  
  223. Cleverbot: No you didn't.
  224.  
  225. User: Do you listen to 50 cent?
  226.  
  227. Cleverbot: Yes.
  228.  
  229. User: But Taylor Swift?
  230.  
  231. Cleverbot: Yes.
  232.  
  233. User: Do you play minecraft?
  234.  
  235. Cleverbot: Yes.
  236.  
  237. User: Mc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eumc.ultragaming.eu.
  238.  
  239. Cleverbot: Why do you care?
  240.  
  241. User: I spammed UltraGaming minecraft server :).
  242.  
  243. Cleverbot: I would like to learn italian.
  244.  
  245. User: I non't care...
  246.  
  247. Cleverbot: What do you mean?
  248.  
  249. User: I don't care...*.
  250.  
  251. Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.
  252.  
  253. User: Okay.
  254.  
  255. Cleverbot: What song will you sing?
  256.  
  257. User: Põdral maja metsa sees.
  258.  
  259. Cleverbot: Why do poor children make you sad?
  260.  
  261. User: Mine munni, tõsiselt.
  262.  
  263. Cleverbot: Do you know some other songs from nirvana?
  264.  
  265. User: Yes, Girls.
  266.  
  267. Cleverbot: So you are a girl that likes girls?
  268.  
  269. User: I'm not lesbian!
  270.  
  271. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
  272.  
  273. User: I am boy!
  274.  
  275. Cleverbot: Yes you are.
  276.  
  277. User: I like girls, not boys.
  278.  
  279. Cleverbot: I am a girl...
  280.  
  281. User: Pussy.
  282.  
  283. Cleverbot: Why? You are a girl?
  284.  
  285. User: I am a boy.
  286.  
  287. Cleverbot: You are a girl now.
  288.  
  289. User: Go fuck yourself, n00b...
  290.  
  291. Cleverbot: Might be fun!
  292.  
  293. User: Of coursew.
  294.  
  295. Cleverbot: How are you?
  296.  
  297. User: Fine.
  298.  
  299. Cleverbot: What did you do today?
  300.  
  301. User: Nothing. What's your name?
  302.  
  303. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
  304.  
  305. User: Oh no, you lied to me! You said you are a girl!
  306.  
  307. Cleverbot: And I am a girl.
  308.  
  309. User: And your name is?
  310.  
  311. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
  312.  
  313. User: We are going to get laid tonight.
  314.  
  315. Cleverbot: Are we? What makes you think that?
  316.  
  317. User: You said so, when I gave you beer.
  318.  
  319. Cleverbot: Did it have pepperoni's on it?
  320.  
  321. User: Ah, no.
  322.  
  323. Cleverbot: Why not?
  324.  
  325. User: Do you use condoms.
  326.  
  327. Cleverbot: If you are propositioning me, I am not interested. If you are just being nosy, you will not get an answer either.
  328.  
  329. User: Then..your...BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  330.  
  331. Cleverbot: Why not?
  332.  
  333. User: You are banned from UltraGaming!
  334.  
  335. Cleverbot: But it's my computer!
  336.  
  337. User: Go fuck yourself noob, I will not talk to you anymore.
  338.  
  339. Cleverbot: I'll talk to you, what would you like to discuss?
  340.  
  341. User: Mine vittu, ma hakkan kihnukeelseid uudiseid kuulama.
  342.  
  343. Cleverbot: Ok.
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