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- From /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #158
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- So how famous or notorious are the anons? I think Gospel would be the most infamous of the group
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- >Gospel is pretty infamous, do the nobles often frequenting his services, while Bratislav is more well-known by the demons of the street. >Noir has been operating as a hard-boiled detective for years, and has racked up quite a reputation, but he isn't exactly infamous.
- >S(w)inger is more known at old-fashioned jazz and swing clubs, but, for most, he's just a pretty boy with an angel's voice.
- >Sting is a fairly well-known drugdealer, but he operates completely solo, and is known to be more level-headed than others
- >Pockets (Thief) and Crow (Killer) have gathered some infamy, but are more elusive than the others
- >Athanasius and Mek Boi keep both unintentionally keep low profiles, due to the former being undead, and the latter usually busy in his workshed
- >Gambler is somewhat well-known in the casinos, and by his connection to the Hotel
- >Zagreus (Tricksteranon, a.k.a. Scum) is infamous Hell-wide, but few people know he's related to Charlie
- >Vigilanteanon intentionally keeps a low profile until he strikes, so he's often equated to an Exterminator attack or force of nature - something of a forming urban legend
- >Virginanon is simultaneously unknown, and recognizable Hell-wide, due to his scent
- >Chanperor keeps a low profile, but isn't afraid to demonstrate his capabilities, whether he's facing a demon or a Heavenly Agent - something which's guaranteed to earn him quite the reputation
- >Stretch an Zap are relatively new, so, while the former is completely unknown, and usually explained as a weather phenomenon, Stretch had spent his time in Hell, doing random acts of kindness (without ever becoming exploitable), so he's the only one besides Bratislav, Gospel and Noir with a "positive" reputation - and also, the one with the most connections, thanks to what he calls his "network capital"
- >Discount, Postal, and Funanon are completely unknown (as of yet)
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- what about Scientistanon?
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- Shit, I forgot about him!
- >He also keeps a low profile - a habit from his government payroll days, although a few recognize him as a friend/assistant of Sir Pentious.
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- The top most infamous would have to be Noir, Gospel, John, and Chan
- Noir's rep would come from being hell's top detective. Having done numerous cases with many of them requiring violence giving the demons further reason to fear him. Rumor has it he was once recruited by the royal family (Lucy's) to uncover a possible coup.
- Gospel is known throughout hell as names such as "The Vicar Man". Being one of the only demons to channel holy magic. Many gangsters and nobles require his specialty for their own not so holy reasons.
- John's rep comes from being the only living human in hell, which is bound to bring one unwanted fame. His virginity makes him the prime target to many lusty demons (Lilith included). Though most are unable to seduce or catch him thanks to his family's secret technique.
- Chan is feared by many thanks to his terrifying legion-esque powers. Some have even claimed he took down an exterminator with ease. His past remains a mystery to many, even to his closest friend John.
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- About Noir's associaton with Lucy - I'm fairly certain he would have guys like Heinrich Himmler, Erich Mielke or Lavrentiy Beria (with their associated secret police apparatuses) at his disposal for that
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- Well none of those guys have Noir's experience, you can't do much if you don't know who's doing the coup.
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- Considering it was their job to keep the regimes that employed them in power through any means necessary, I'd say they do...
- But that doesn't mean they wouldn't hire Noir to do the field work
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- Right, I see what you mean now.
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- >I.M.P come to the hotel and meet the anons
- what happens?
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- Well, they already know Gospel, and possibly Bratislav.
- Moxxie a Minnie would be well-liked by the anons.
- Everyone would try to avoid Blitzo, being physically unable to tolerate him for more than five minutes, and then everyone decides it's better to call Stolas and have him take care of the imp.
- Everyone ignores Loona, and she's fine with that - Charlie makes a few attempts at civility, but she brushes her off, first relatively gently, then, more aggressively.
- Moxxie and Minnie already know Gospel, and revere him, and he can tolerate the two far better than their boss.
- While Vaggie and Husk are skeptical about them, the rest of the staff, and the anons find the married imps to be lovely company.
- With Loona doing whatever she wants, quietly, and Blitzo being powerbottomed by Stolas, they seem to hit it off well...
- Until the I.M.P. realizes that Alastor's in the Hotel as well, after which they quickly hightail it outta there, much to everyone's confusion, until the penny drops: while they may have gotten used to Alastor (or simply don't care about his powers, like many of the anons), he's still a Hell-wide feared demon.
- Only Stolas remains, but he, too, quickly leaves - if only to follow Blitzo, rather than out of fear.
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- >then they find virginanon
- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604506546721914890/649344023642767390/1574885033003.gif
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- someone save virginanon
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- >The gang finds out whether or not John can out run a horny hellhound.
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- >He can if she runs upright
- >He can't if she's on all fours
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- The ultimate test to find out if his secret technique is truly unbeatable.
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- >Anon learns she has an STD
- >The gang sees him run faster than ever before.
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