Wrong_Way

Donnie posthab finished and Wrong posthab

Dec 1st, 2013
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  1. DONALDO WANTS TO FIND HIS PARENTS, FORESHADOWING, ETC ETC
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  3. <Donnie>: Yeah. I might ave to miss school or something for it.
  4. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  5. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, if you come to me, with a note from her, I can make an exception, okay?
  6. <Donnie>: Really?
  7. <HabeusKaiju>: dude
  8. <HabeusKaiju>: I know computers
  9. <HabeusKaiju>: I can do this
  10. HabeusKaiju gives a thumbs up
  11. Donnie smiles
  12. <Donnie>: [I just realized this may or may not play out as Dibbles' Christmas Family Adventure]
  13. <Donnie>: Wow, thanks.
  14. <HabeusKaiju>: It's what I do!
  15. <HabeusKaiju>: Anything else good in the hood, dibbles?
  16. Donnie looks around the room, adjusting the XBOXHUEG rifle to a more comfortable position
  17. <Donnie>: Y'know how we used to have movie nights?
  18. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, we are so bringing that back. You up for this Wednesday?
  19. <Donnie>: Yeah! But also, do you have any posters?
  20. <HabeusKaiju>: Of what?
  21. Donnie shrugs
  22. <Donnie>: Frankie pointed out my room doesn't have any posters.
  23. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh...well, I have some old monster movie posters I don't use anymore. you want 'em?
  24. <Donnie>: Yeah! That's perfect!
  25. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, I'll get 'em for ya later, okay?
  26. <Donnie>: Thanks!
  27. <HabeusKaiju>: So that's everything?
  28. <Donnie>: Yeah, I guess.
  29. <Donnie>: Don't tell Clara about the gravity gun though! I wanna surprise her!
  30. <HabeusKaiju>: I wont, pinkie promise
  31. Donnie touches his tiny pinky onto habeus' massive one
  32. <Donnie>: Alright! Seeya, Mr Honda!
  33. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, seeya later, donnie boy
  34. Donnie exits
  35. <HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way: ]
  36. <HabeusKaiju>: sheboop]
  37. <Wrong_Way>: [ohboy]
  38. HabeusKaiju sits, waiting for the next kid to whine about his issues to come in
  39. Wrong_Way knocks on the door of the office
  40. <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
  41. Wrong_Way slowly opens the door.
  42. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey! Mark! how ya been/
  43. <Wrong_Way>: "I've been better, never thought I'd step in here again..."
  44. Wrong_Way looks around at the office and sighs happily
  45. <Wrong_Way>: "Remember that time I covered your office with soda cans?"
  46. <HabeusKaiju>: Remember the time I stopped you before you could do that?
  47. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...good times."
  48. <HabeusKaiju>: So! What i miss!
  49. <HabeusKaiju>: what's new, electric markaloo?
  50. <Wrong_Way>: "That's a new one..."
  51. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, not much has been going on with me."
  52. <HabeusKaiju>: How's thinks on the Frankie front?
  53. HabeusKaiju nudges Wrong_Way in the side
  54. <Wrong_Way>: [pet store still canon?]
  55. <HabeusKaiju>: yep
  56. <HabeusKaiju>: ]
  57. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh well um...."
  58. <Donnie>: we should finish that sometime]
  59. <HabeusKaiju>: eurgh]
  60. <Wrong_Way>: "We kissed! Both of us! In a pet store!"
  61. <HabeusKaiju>: I made a mess of a plan there]
  62. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh radical!
  63. <Wrong_Way>: "It was the most romantic thing ever....until terrorists started blowing up the mall."
  64. <Wrong_Way>: "And we haven't talked about it since."
  65. Wrong_Way looks kind of bummed out now.
  66. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh...give it time I guess
  67. <Wrong_Way>: "I guess..."
  68. <HabeusKaiju>: Frankie is a tough nut to crack, so she might just deal with it in her own way
  69. <Wrong_Way>: "Maybe?"
  70. <Wrong_Way>: "I hope so."
  71. <HabeusKaiju>: Eh, we'll see where it goes, but in the mean time
  72. HabeusKaiju raises a fist for maximum bumpage
  73. Wrong_Way fistbumps his main kaiju
  74. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeaaaaaah
  75. <HabeusKaiju>: So what else is new, buddy?
  76. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, I took down a supervillian?"
  77. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, sweet
  78. <Wrong_Way>: "Well, he's not really a supervillian, some guy that Straight and I beat up sometimes when he's doing crimes."
  79. <HabeusKaiju>: What were they up to?
  80. HabeusKaiju nods
  81. <Wrong_Way>: "He was uh, trying to make everything fly."
  82. <Wrong_Way>: "Like, flying jellyfish and bears."
  83. <Wrong_Way>: "He called it like the bird force or something."
  84. <Wrong_Way>: "It was really weird, and that Jitters lady was there too!"
  85. <HabeusKaiju>: flying jellyfish
  86. <HabeusKaiju>: jesus crhist
  87. <HabeusKaiju>: glad ya stopped that!
  88. <Wrong_Way>: "What else, what else..."
  89. *** Donnie is now known as Wingbro
  90. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, that's all I can think of."
  91. <Wrong_Way>: "I'm really glad you're alive man."
  92. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm glad to be alive!
  93. <HabeusKaiju>: I missed out on so much!
  94. <HabeusKaiju>: I missed Avengers 6: The attack of Dr Bong, didn't I?
  95. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, but I hear that the next one has Stiltman and that's supposed to be wayyy cooler."
  96. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh boy
  97. <HabeusKaiju>: Let's see....
  98. <HabeusKaiju>: how's your family?
  99. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh uh, I visited them for thanksgiving but it's been kind of weird."
  100. <HabeusKaiju>: How so?
  101. <Wrong_Way>: "See uh, some badguys that that seal guy had impersonated my mom and that America guy and nearly captured me and Straight..."
  102. <Wrong_Way>: "...Oh yeah, America took me out for burgers after you died."
  103. <Wrong_Way>: "I don't think he's been bugging me about that license thing, so that's cool."
  104. <HabeusKaiju>: that's good
  105. <HabeusKaiju>: We are doing that soon though
  106. <Wrong_Way>: "...Right."
  107. <Wrong_Way>: "So yeah, kind of worried about impersonated parents but I'm starting to get over it."
  108. <HabeusKaiju>: That's rarely a thing that happens
  109. <HabeusKaiju>: You're fiiiiiiiine
  110. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, I guess so."
  111. <HabeusKaiju>: so you beat a flying menace, kissed the girl, and had some turket
  112. <HabeusKaiju>: Sounds like a good time!
  113. <Wrong_Way>: "Yep."
  114. <HabeusKaiju>: Soooooo.....
  115. <HabeusKaiju>: Want some candy?
  116. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh sure. What kind?"
  117. <HabeusKaiju>: ....
  118. HabeusKaiju pulls out the candy bowl
  119. HabeusKaiju shrigs
  120. Wrong_Way takes one and opens it up
  121. Wrong_Way takes a bite of it
  122. <Wrong_Way>: "...It tastes like ketchup."
  123. <HabeusKaiju>: Huh....
  124. <HabeusKaiju>: This /may/ be old
  125. Wrong_Way finishes the candy anyway.
  126. <Wrong_Way>: "Eh, I'll be fine."
  127. <Wrong_Way>: "I guess I'll leave you on your way. I'm sure tons of people are waiting outside to see you're back."
  128. <HabeusKaiju>: Ha, as if
  129. <HabeusKaiju>: No one ever comes to the counselor, except for your little group of friends, and some others
  130. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw don't say that..."
  131. <HabeusKaiju>: Eh, it's fine. You know how it is
  132. <HabeusKaiju>: such is the life of the OK
  133. <HabeusKaiju>: But yeah, glad to be back man. I missed my little protege
  134. <Wrong_Way>: "I missed you too...and Theo Junior missed you too."
  135. <HabeusKaiju>: He doing fine?
  136. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah. I got him one those little turtle stands so he can walk up and...walk up it."
  137. <HabeusKaiju>: Sweet deal!
  138. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah! That's how I ended up kissing Frankie!"
  139. <HabeusKaiju>: Excellent!
  140. <HabeusKaiju>: A buzzer goes off in the room
  141. <Wrong_Way>: "We had to prove we were dating....which we totally aren't but I wish..."
  142. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh...
  143. <Wrong_Way>: "Hm?"
  144. <HabeusKaiju>: I guess that actually means I have another appointment....
  145. <Wrong_Way>: "See? People do visit you!"
  146. <HabeusKaiju>: Listen, we'll talk about it over, and we can get McRibs
  147. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright, I'll see you around."
  148. Wrong_Way leaves the office.
  149. <HabeusKaiju>: Seeya Marky Mark!
  150. HabeusKaiju waves Wrong_Way out
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