Eng All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018)

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    MAN ON RADIO:<i> ...minutes</i>
   <i> until the top of the hour</i>

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<i>on a chilly Southern California</i>
         <i> Christmas Eve.</i>

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   <i> I hope you're all staying</i>
      <i> inside nice and warm</i>

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    <i> with the ones you love.</i>

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      <i> But for those of you</i>
     <i> out there riding solo,</i>

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 <i> this next one goes out to you.</i>

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  �<i> I don't need no presents</i> �

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       �<i> 'Round my tree</i> �

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       �<i> Or no mistletoe</i> �

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      �<i> To share my needs</i> �

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   �<i> Christmastime with you</i> �

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   �<i> More than enough for me</i> �

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           �<i> For me</i> �

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           �<i> When --</i> �

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         Uh, hey, Jenna.

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            Hey, Max.

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     -Thanks for calling me.
     -Yeah.

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   I saw we were both orphans
         on this holiday

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  and figured we might as well
      be orphans together.

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     Anything's better than
  being alone on Christmas Eve.

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              Yeah.

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       That sounded awful.
           I'm sorry.

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               No.
         It's all right.

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      So, uh, what is this?

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         I have no idea,

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    but I'm pretty sure it's
 the only thing playing tonight.

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        Sounds fantastic.

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      Although, looks like
          a hot ticket.

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     Hope we can get a seat.

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          Don't worry.
      I made reservations.

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           Smart man.

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             Hello.

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 Uh, there should be two tickets
       under Max Clayton.

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            [ Sighs ]

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     -Okay. All set.
     -[ Cellphone vibrates ]

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 I'm sorry, I have to take this.
        Just one minute.

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         [ Door closes ]

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              Okay.
        Sorry about that.

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       -Want to go inside?
       -Uh, sure.

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     MAX: When I was a kid,
        I thought it was

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 "visions of Sugar Plum<i> Fairies</i>
    dancing in their heads."

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            Isn't it?

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       Interesting crowd.

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  I guess this is the Christmas
 Eve theater crowd, looks like.

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         [ Door creaks ]

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        [<i> Keys clacking</i> ]

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           [ Snorts ]

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             DARREN:
    Yeah, I'm still on hold.

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   Do you ever get a negative
    answer to that question?

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     I got to be out of here
            by 6:00.

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           [ Laughs ]

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 Darren will nail you before you
  get anywhere near that exit.

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  Yeah. Can you see if you can
    get that clean this time?

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  I got to get the twins' toys
    together when I get home.

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   I heard it's mandatory now

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         because Suzanne
       bawled her eyes out

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when no one showed up last year.

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  Oh, shit, the gift exchange.

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      What are you saying?
            I-I-I...

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          Time is now.
            Godspeed.

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  No, your partner's an idiot.
   I don't know why I pay you.

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    What am I paying you for?

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           Oh, my God,
  you're like my ex-girlfriend.

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      All you do is bitch.

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  Just get in there and fucking
 tell them, "Quality. Quality."

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       That's what we are.

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           Oh, my God.

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  [<i> Bossa nova music playing</i> ]

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     [ Click, music stops ]

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      It's been a good year
         for Chem-Ways.

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   We've seen some pretty good
    growth across the board.

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     So I would like to take
     this moment to dole out

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 some individual congratulations
       on a job well done.

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     [ Cellphone vibrates ]

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     Oh, we're gonna have to
       put a pin in that.

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           I've got to
        hop on this call.

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     Spencer, can I get you
          to take over?

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         Go for Darren.

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       Uhh huh huh huh...

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       Suzanne, you wanted
     to go over some rules.

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       Uh, yes, thank you.

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    Okay, here are the rules.

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    Someone will open a gift,

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  and the next person who opens
  one can either keep the gift

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or they can steal someone else's
      already opened gift.

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             Got it?

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               Oh!
  This is gonna be so much fun!

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          [ Giggling ]

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 Alissa, why don't you go first?

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         Sure, why not?

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    This looks like something
          I could use.

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        Balsamic vinegar.

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        I make it myself!

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        Let's hope no one
   steals that away from you.

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           Let's hope.

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        Ty, why don't you
        go next, sweetie?

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              Okay.

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       -Hey.
       -Ah, just kidding.

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       [ Music box plays ]

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           [ Gunshot ]

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      [ People screaming ]

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           Holy fuck!

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     SPENCER: I'll call 911.

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      [ Muffled screaming ]

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     -I don't have a signal.
     -[ Gasps ]

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       The door's jammed.

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        There's no signal
         on mine either.

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           Oh, my God!

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             MANNY:
      Scott! Scott! Scott!

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      Try the office line!

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           [ Ringing ]

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     -[<i> Sawing</i> ]
     -[<i> Muffled screaming</i> ]

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    [<i> Groaning and gasping</i> ]

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       [<i> Metal clanking</i> ]

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        [<i> Man chuckling</i> ]

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      [<i> Gasping continues</i> ]

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          <i> I can't wait</i>
     <i> to watch you all die.</i>

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          [<i> Cackling</i> ]

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          Who is this?

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  <i> Interrupt me again, Spencer,</i>

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          <i> and I'll eat</i>
    <i> your fucking heart out!</i>

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        -[<i> Cackling</i> ]
        -[ Gas hissing ]

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          What is that?

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 <i> I'm filling the room with gas.</i>

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          [<i> Cackling</i> ]

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    <i> And if you don't listen,</i>
     <i> you're all gonna die!</i>

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   <i> I've added a few presents</i>
           <i> of my own.</i>

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    <i> Take turns opening them.</i>
           [<i> Cackles</i> ]

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  <i> Some</i> could<i> save you, but...</i>

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 <i> If you live, I'll let you go.</i>

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     <i> And if you don't play,</i>
            <i> you die.</i>

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      [<i> Stifled cackling</i> ]

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          [<i> Cackling</i> ]

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      <i> You have 10 minutes</i>

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   <i> before I kill you myself.</i>

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         [<i> Line clicks</i> ]

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      O-Okay, I have to go.
        I have to go now.

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    -All right, calm down.
    -No, no, I can't do this!

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-I have to leave. This is crazy.
-Listen, we have 10 minutes.

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        We've just got to
        play his game --

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    I'm not touching anything
         on this table.

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         I'll go first.

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           It's empty.

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        Let me see that.

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       Bad move, asshole.

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           What is it?

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              MAN:
        [ Weakly ] Manny.

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             Manny.

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     Manny, help me, please.
           [ Grunts ]

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  Hey, hey. You break that, and
 all that gas is coming in here.

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           [ Gasping ]

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           [ Grunts ]

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     When I get out of here,
       I'm gonna kill you,

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   you psycho son of a bitch!

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           [ Grunts ]

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          [ Gun thuds ]

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       -You gonna go next?
       -Hell no!

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   He said everyone has to go.

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  Well, he can go fuck himself!

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         SPENCER: Scott.

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       [ Exhales slowly ]

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             ALISSA:
        Wait, wait, wait!

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      What if it's a bomb?

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   Everyone opens their gifts
      from over here, okay?

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             Scott.

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           Yeah, okay.

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            Fuck it.

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         [<i> Soft moaning</i>
     <i> and heavy breathing</i> ]

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          TY:<i> Alissa...</i>

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         [<i> Soft moaning</i>
<i>and heavy breathing continues</i> ]

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         Shut the card.

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      Kara, shut the card.

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         Shut the card.
       Shut the damn card!

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         [<i> Soft moaning</i>
  <i> and heavy breathing stops</i> ]

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      MANNY: Wait a minute.

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            Oh, shit.

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        Little Scotty boy
     has a thing for Alissa.

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 Who cares about that right now?

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               No.
     No, no, think about it.

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    I'm onto something here.

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     So, what was it, Scott?
   Were you in love with her?

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   Must have been a real bitch
   to know she was fucking Ty.

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      -Knock it off, Manny.
      -Get off me.

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      He's trapped in here
      with the rest of us.

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      Yeah, and Ty's brains
     are all over the wall!

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        This sick psycho
     probably got off on it.

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       -SCOTT: [ Grunts ]
       -Manny, stop!

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    Think about it, Spencer.
           It was him.

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  No one gets in this building
   without security clearance.

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 It had to be one of us, and I'm
  picking this jealous psycho.

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         No. [ Grunts ]

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          [ Coughing ]

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Tell your friend outside to turn
 off the gas and open the door.

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    [ Weakly ] It wasn't me.
          It wasn't --

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        MANNY: It's over!

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        -But I wasn't --
        -Let us out!

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         That's enough!

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          [ Coughing ]

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             Manny!

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             Oh, no!

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          -[ Gasps ]
          -SUZANNE: No!

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          Oh, God, no!

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             Oh, f--
           Oh, my God.

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         [ Whimpering ]

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      [ Telephone ringing ]

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            [ Click ]

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      MAN: [<i> Crying</i> ]<i> Ohh!</i>

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           <i> Scott! No!</i>

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         <i> Scott's gone!</i>

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           [<i> Crying</i> ]

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          [<i> Cackling</i> ]

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        <i> No one told you</i>
        <i> to stop playing.</i>

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         [<i> Line clicks</i> ]

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     We have to keep going.

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         [ Gas hissing ]

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         KARA: Suzanne?

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         Someone help me
   get her away from the vent!

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    MANNY: [ Coughing ] Kara!
            Get back!

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       [ People coughing ]

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      KARA: Come on, help!

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      MANNY: It's too late.
       Get away! Come on.

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          KARA: No, no!

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      [ Crying ] I'm sorry!

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     [ Coughing continues ]

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  Manny, you've got to go now.

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            Fuck it.

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           No, open it
       over in the corner.

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    This blows up, I'm taking
    all you assholes with me.

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          <i> Listen, uh,</i>
 <i> I just got word from upstairs.</i>

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 <i> They want us to start trimming</i>
    <i> the fat from this floor.</i>

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    <i> Honestly, I'm surprised</i>
 <i> Manny wasn't fired months ago.</i>

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      DARREN:<i> Sounds good.</i>

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         SPENCER: Manny.
           I don't...

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        You have no idea
    the pressure we're under

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     to turn a profit here.

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         Come on, Manny.
   We have to stick together.

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   -No, Manny, stop.
   -Kara, get out of the way!

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            Back off!

239
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:03,534
      You fucking asshole.
 We really should've fired you.

240
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,869
         [ Gun clicks ]

241
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,604
          [ Rattling ]

242
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,840
       [<i> Heavy breathing</i> ]

243
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,281
  [<i> Heavy breathing continues</i> ]

244
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,483
             ALISSA:
       I just opened this.

245
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,355
          -[ Grunting ]
          -[ Thudding ]

246
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,924
      What are you doing?!
            Get off!

247
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,427
     [ Grunting continues ]

248
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,264
           [ Gunshot ]

249
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,517
      [ Stifled snorting ]

250
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,658
     What the hell was that?

251
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,361
         I have no idea.
          [ Chuckles ]

252
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,089
       [<i> Scanner beeping</i> ]

253
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:15,333
              MAN:
     <i> Attention, customers.</i>

254
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,702
   <i> The store will be closing</i>
        <i> in five minutes.</i>

255
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:25,509
 <i> Please take your purchases to</i>
<i>the nearest available register.</i>

256
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:31,482
      <i> From all of us here</i>
 <i> at Headley's department store,</i>

257
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,385
     <i> we'd like to wish you</i>
     <i> a very happy holidays.</i>

258
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,621
            [ Sighs ]

259
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,365
       [ Cellphone rings ]

260
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:54,772
   Hey. I'm literally getting
     in the car as we speak.

261
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,040
        I got everything.

262
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,476
   No, they were out of that.

263
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,445
Well, I got everything the store
     wasn't already out of.

264
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,881
         No, they didn't
        have that either.

265
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,449
         I'm getting in
       the car right now.

266
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:08,753
  Right now. See you in a bit.
            Love you.

267
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,861
       [ Door unlocking ]

268
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,749
   [ Open-door tone sounding ]

269
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,985
      [ Cellphone chimes ]

270
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,501
         [ Door locks ]

271
00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:58,769
               No.

272
00:23:58,771 --> 00:23:59,870
           [ Chimes ]

273
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:08,913
 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
       No, no, no, no, no!

274
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,782
              Fuck!

275
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,590
              Aah!

276
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:21,625
             You...

277
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:35,639
             Hello?
 I just need to use your phone.

278
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,241
             Hello?!

279
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,932
           [ Knocks ]

280
00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:37,968
             Hello?
       I locked my keys...

281
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,972
           Hey there.
   I'm so sorry to bother you.

282
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,674
 I locked myself out of my car.

283
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,809
   I was wondering if you had
     a phone I could borrow.

284
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:48,312
 -WOMAN: You don't have a phone?
 -Yeah, no, I have one.

285
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:51,215
   I just locked it in my car
          with my keys.

286
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,885
           That sucks.

287
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,888
       Uh, yeah, it does.

288
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,625
       So do you have one
         I could borrow,

289
00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:04,762
          just to call
      roadside assistance?

290
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,898
             Hello?

291
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,338
  Sasha, you're making a mess.

292
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,778
              Sure.

293
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,114
           No problem.

294
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:28,018
         It's a burner.
           A prepaid.

295
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,753
     So please don't use up
        all our minutes.

296
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,322
           No problem.
         I'll be quick.

297
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,360
      [ Cellphone dialing ]

298
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,065
        [ Line ringing ]

299
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,200
      Hi, I locked my keys
           in my car.

300
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:49,840
          Eric Turner.
    Member number is 3433-1D.

301
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:54,078
   Date of birth is 12/25/81.

302
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,779
             Thanks.

303
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,615
   Yeah, I'd really rather not
        spend my birthday

304
00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,618
in a parking lot, so please tell
  me you can send someone soon.

305
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,855
  All right, well, if they can
     get here a lot sooner,

306
00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,190
 then I'd really appreciate it.

307
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:09,059
        Merry Christmas.
             Thanks.

308
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,734
     Mind if I call my wife?

309
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:18,669
           Of course.
            Go ahead.

310
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:19,937
            Be quick.

311
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,248
        [ Line ringing ]

312
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,385
          Hey, it's me.
 I'm using someone else's phone.

313
00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,053
      No, no, no, I'm fine.

314
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:39,189
      I just locked my keys
           in the car.

315
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,692
   They said 30 to 40 minutes.

316
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:45,396
       No, no, stay there.
     No, do not send my dad.

317
00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,164
       He'd just get lost
  and we wouldn't see him again

318
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,966
       till the new year.

319
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:52,036
     It's tempting, I know.

320
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,171
 I'll be home as soon as I can.

321
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,443
            All done?

322
00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,680
           Yeah. Here.

323
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,924
     You sure you don't want
       to wait in the van?

324
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,930
         You know what?
    I should wait by my car.

325
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:22,466
 Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky
       and pick the lock.

326
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,003
           -Good luck.
           -Thanks.

327
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,705
     Happy almost birthday.

328
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,841
          [ Chuckles ]

329
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:54,932
            [ Sighs ]

330
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,334
            [ Blows ]

331
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,169
        [ Engine starts ]

332
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,371
         [ Engine revs ]

332
00:29:01,471 --> 00:29:26,871
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333
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,799
        [ Brakes squeak ]

334
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:55,159
 We decided we couldn't let you
  freeze to death on Christmas.

335
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,128
           Uh, thanks.

336
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,933
         [ Whispering ]

337
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:16,880
           Want some?

338
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:19,416
          No, I'm good.

339
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,991
       -See? Not poisoned.
       -[ Laughs ]

340
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,427
          [ Chuckles ]

341
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,100
  So, what was the plan, Eric?

342
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,336
              Plan?

343
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,271
              Yeah.

344
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,240
     You having family over
       for Christmas Eve?

345
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,541
            Yep, yep.

346
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:47,544
      Wife, kids, parents,
         the whole nine.

347
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:51,348
  But you know how family gets.

348
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,884
  You're around them too much,
     and you just want to...

349
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,591
       But it's good too.

350
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:06,163
    Do you two have any plans
        for the holidays?

351
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:08,565
      You're looking at it.

352
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,012
     Do you need any money?

353
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,248
     It's the least I can do
 since you -- you helped me out.

354
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,916
     Thanks, but we're okay.

355
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,485
          I didn't mean
       to insult you guys.

356
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,388
      -I just wanted to --
      -We're good.

357
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,092
    -Is there someone else...
    -What?

358
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,593
        Your door's open.

359
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,062
   Uh, yeah, it's an old van.
     This thing is glitchy.

360
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,397
            I got it.

361
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:45,202
         -[ Snarls ]
         -Jesus Christ!

362
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,471
  -What else is back there?
  -What are you talking about?

363
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,006
        There's something
    in the back of your van.

364
00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,540
    -Just us.
    -Hey, come out of there!

365
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,509
Dude, there's no one else there.

366
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,651
  [ Whispering ] The tether is
 with it, the tether must hold.

367
00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,252
   The evil must not be free.

368
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,654
     The tether is with it,
      the tether must hold.

369
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,255
   The evil must not be free.

370
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,356
     The tether is with it,
      the tether must hold.

371
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:07,958
   The evil must not be free.

372
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,493
     The tether is with it,
      the tether must hold.

373
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:11,328
   The evil must not be free.

374
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,963
     The tether is with it,
      the tether must hold.

375
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,132
   -The evil must not be free.
   -Are you okay?

376
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:17,034
    ...the tether must hold.
   The evil must not be free.

377
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:18,135
     The tether is with it,
      the tether must hold.

378
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,536
   The evil must not be free.

379
00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,571
     The tether is with it,
      the tether must hold.

380
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,507
              Aah!
         What the fuck?

381
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,075
        Renew the tether
        with fresh blood.

382
00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:26,476
         The new keeper
         has been found.

383
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:30,213
              Aah!
     Get the fuck off of me!

384
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,049
           We're free.

385
00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,450
            Let's go.

386
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,252
      ERIC: Get off of me!

387
00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:38,288
          Sasha, wait!
       It's not finished!

388
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,228
            Frankie.

389
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,131
          How far am I?

390
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,706
      [ Breathing heavily ]

391
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,112
             Please.

392
00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,681
          I'll go back.

393
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:09,119
             Please.

394
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,121
          I'll go back.

395
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,357
          I'll go back.

396
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,093
             Please.

397
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,163
             Please.

398
00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:24,601
               No!

399
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,604
         [ Body thuds ]

400
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:34,678
      The tether will hold.
      The tether will hold.

401
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,349
              Aah!
     Get the fuck off! Aah!

402
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,285
     -...18, 19...
     -What the hell is this?

403
00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:45,022
         FRANKIE: ...20,

404
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,690
               21.

405
00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:55,198
            Oh, shit.

406
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,168
              Stop.
 Stop or it'll kill your family.

407
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,804
 -What?
 -If you run, it will kill you.

408
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:03,106
    When it's done with you,
     it won't stop killing.

409
00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:05,142
       It won't stop until
    another tether is found.

410
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,777
      You're full of shit.

411
00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:09,479
              Hey!
      Don't test it, Eric.

412
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:16,720
    -What is it?
    -It's pure fucking evil.

413
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:19,456
 You're responsible for it now.

414
00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:22,592
           [ Snarls ]

415
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,162
         Listen. Listen!

416
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,531
       This is important.

417
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:30,133
       Only one who shares
     the day of their birth

418
00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:33,603
    with the unconquered son
      can tether this evil.

419
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,139
     It means you were born
       on Christmas, Eric.

420
00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,408
          Just like me,
        just like Sasha.

421
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,744
       We're the only ones
     that can bear the mark,

422
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,647
     and we're the only ones
 that can keep this evil at bay.

423
00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:45,482
              Why?

424
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,517
       Who fucking knows?

425
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:52,489
Okay, you stay within 20 feet of
 that thing, and you stay safe.

426
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:56,526
     Your family stays safe.
        Everyone's safe.

427
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,096
  Once you break that boundary,
         you're fucked.

428
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:03,266
      This isn't happening.
         I'm going home.

429
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,636
         Is your bedroom
  within 10 paces of that van?

430
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:10,107
            How about
   your children's play room?

431
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,376
   You really want that thing
       around your family

432
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:15,445
       if you step outside
          that circle?

433
00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,287
       I don't need those.

434
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:27,858
     Maybe you'll get lucky,

435
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:32,629
      find some other loser
     born on December 25th.

436
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,266
  It only took us three years.

437
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:55,719
      -What's your address?
      -Go to hell.

438
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,225
          Take me home.

439
00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:03,860
        ELECTRONIC VOICE:
    <i> Finding directions home.</i>

440
00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:08,798
         I'll leave them
        on your doorstep.

441
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,203
       [ Car door closes,
         engine starts ]

442
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,282
              Hey.

443
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:29,519
      Happy birthday to us.

444
00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:43,900
         [ Keys jingle ]

445
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,412
      This isn't happening.

446
00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:57,607
   [ Distorted mid-tempo music
            playing ]

447
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,392
   [<i> Up-tempo Christmas music</i>
           <i> playing</i> ]

448
00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:24,034
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>

449
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:35,445
 WOMAN:<i> ...town to bring you joy</i>
       <i> on Christmas Eve!</i>

450
00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:38,948
  <i> So, Merry Christmas, Steve!</i>

451
00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,551
              MAN:
      <i> My name's not Steve.</i>

452
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,721
 <i> No, I'll come after shopping.</i>

453
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:45,789
        WOMAN:<i> From home.</i>

454
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,892
      -MAN:<i> No! Get back!</i>
      -[ Knocking on door ]

455
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,927
             WOMAN:
    <i> What did you do to him?</i>

456
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,896
       MAN:<i> You don't know</i>
   <i> what you're doing! Don't!</i>

457
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,465
            [ Sighs ]

458
00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:01,504
 -[<i> Christmas music continues</i> ]
 -Oh, shit!

459
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,106
     Jesus Christ, Michael.

460
00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:05,475
    I see you scaled it back
  on the decorations this year.

461
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,377
         Oh, yeah, my --
       my kids like them.

462
00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:08,712
       That sounds awful.

463
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:10,480
        Oh, I don't mind
   putting up the decorations.

464
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:12,349
    No, I meant having kids.

465
00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,119
Uh, speaking of which, my, uh --

466
00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,355
            my eldest
     is collecting donations

467
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:19,856
     for the United National
         Christmas Fund.

468
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:23,526
      Wanted to know if you
   could toss in a few bucks.

469
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:27,530
What's wrong? He can't come over
   and beg for money himself?

470
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,066
     Come on, Chet, it's --
     it's for a good cause.

471
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,736
              Fine.
      Let me get my wallet.

472
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,871
        What's happening?

473
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,140
      Oh, my God, the door
       won't stop closing.

474
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:39,576
        It's like it has
       a mind of its own.

475
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:44,414
    I know you trashed
       my light-up Santa!

476
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:45,982
            Asshole.

477
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:50,086
  <i> It's just a meager pittance.</i>

478
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:52,489
       <i> It does not matter</i>
         <i> in the least.</i>

479
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,492
       <i> His heart does not</i>
         <i> warm that way.</i>

480
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:03,500
 <i> -But it's Christmas.</i>
 <i> -He cares not about the date.</i>

481
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,467
           Fuck this.

482
00:40:20,685 --> 00:40:22,786
  -Linda.
  -You've got to be kidding me.

483
00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:25,155
    -It's Christmas Eve.
    -That isn't work, is it?

484
00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:26,890
          No. No, Mom,
       it's just a friend.

485
00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,526
     A friend she's banging.

486
00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:32,695
  -Is your friend coming over?
  -No, no, he's not.

487
00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:35,532
      -Is dinner ready yet?
      -Did you ask him?

488
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,600
  Yeah, Linda, did you ask me?

489
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,002
      Who's she talking to?

490
00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,070
      Fine. Would you like
    to come over for dinner?

491
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:42,872
        No, I have plans.

492
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,441
        O-Oh, yeah, okay.

493
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,075
           Uh, what --
      what are those plans?

494
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,912
 I was gonna have you come over
      so we could eat sushi

495
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:51,214
 off each other's naked bodies.

496
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,715
 You know, I could just pick up

497
00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:54,217
         an order to go
      on my way over there.

498
00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:57,754
  Does your mom like tuna rolls
       or spicy beef or...

499
00:40:57,756 --> 00:40:59,589
        -Very funny.
        -[ TV turns on ]

500
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:02,492
         <i> Perhaps that's</i>
  <i> the answer he's looking for.</i>

501
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:05,195
         What the fuck?

502
00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:08,064
 <i> I'm afraid it'll only fill him</i>
     <i> with more loneliness.</i>

503
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,833
    -Hello? What's going on?
    -Nothing.

504
00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,768
-I'll call you back in a minute.
-Merry Christ--

505
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,772
      [ Knocking on door ]

506
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:19,709
-[<i> Christmas music continues</i> ]
 -What?! Shit!

507
00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:22,979
            [ Sighs ]

508
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:28,852
           Hey, Mike?
Keep your trash off my property!

509
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,756
        I'm keeping this!

510
00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:43,633
      <i> You will be visited</i>
        <i> by three ghosts.</i>

511
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,036
          [ Clatters ]

512
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,874
        <i> Pure poppycock!</i>

513
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:00,950
              <i> Yes.</i>

514
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:03,720
       <i> Yes, t-that's all</i>
          <i> that it is.</i>

515
00:42:03,722 --> 00:42:05,788
       <i> This is poppycock.</i>

516
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:14,597
        <i> Perhaps a tonic</i>
     <i> will help settle this.</i>

517
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,201
          [ Snorting ]

518
00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:25,675
          [ Snorting ]

519
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,910
         [ Coughs ] Aah!

520
00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:30,046
           [ Coughs ]

521
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:55,605
       [<i> Child giggling</i> ]

522
00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:07,250
     How'd you get in here?
     Are you Michael's brat?

523
00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:15,825
         Would you look
       at little Chester?

524
00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:18,861
  Aren't you the most adorable
          little thing?

525
00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:21,197
   Now, sing a Christmas song
          for Grandma.

526
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:24,834
  Come on, Chester. Sing a song
      for your grandmother.

527
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:26,736
          Anybody care
      if I get out of here?

528
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:29,205
 -Honey, it's -- it's Christmas.
 -Yeah, we opened the presents.

529
00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:31,040
        Oh, just let him
      go to a bar already.

530
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,842
 -He's not gonna go --
 -Why don't we all go to a bar?

531
00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:35,078
      -Would you two stop?
      -Please, sing [Sighs]

532
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,380
    See what happens when you
   don't do what you're told?

533
00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,616
     <i> Now sing for Grandma.</i>

534
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:41,851
      <i> Come on, kid, sing!</i>
              <i> Now!</i>

535
00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:44,921
     <i> Sing the goddamn song.</i>

536
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,023
        <i> Honey, language.</i>
             <i> Sing.</i>

537
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,391
            -Stop it!
           <i> -Sing!</i>

538
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:50,026
            Stop it!
         Leave me alone!

539
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,961
      [ Breathing heavily ]

540
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,672
           Fuck. Fuck!

541
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,410
           Oh, my God.
    Where's my fucking phone?

542
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:11,748
           Um -- Um...

543
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:15,218
      I'm calling the cops!
          R-Right now!

544
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:20,156
          Yes, Officer,
    my home is being invaded!

545
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:24,694
My address is 2740 Chandler Way!

546
00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:28,798
   Oh, you're coming right now
       with a SWAT team?!

547
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,166
       Thank you, Officer!

548
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,802
       You're fucked now!

549
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:40,143
           [ Panting ]

550
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,113
              Fuck.

551
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,152
            [ Sighs ]

552
00:44:50,422 --> 00:44:52,255
         I've got a gun.

553
00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:55,191
  You got three seconds before
      I come out shooting!

554
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:58,394
              MAN:
       [ Singsong ] Chet.

555
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:11,040
  All alone on Christmas, Chet?

556
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,308
           What of it?

557
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,711
     No, I think it's great.

558
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,112
       You got that right.

559
00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:19,182
     No stupid decorations,
      no annoying friends.

560
00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:22,018
    Freeloading family around
        to suffocate us.

561
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:25,121
           Hell yeah,
     we got this shit beat.

562
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:27,423
      I don't think there's
      anywhere else to go.

563
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:28,925
              Wait.

564
00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:30,226
  -Yeah.
  -What are you talking about?

565
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,395
    I think we're done here.

566
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,865
      It's been a wonderful
       fucking life, bro.

567
00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:37,500
         No fucking way!

568
00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:39,035
  Then why are you doing that?

569
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,903
        [ Gasping ] Fuck!

570
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,238
           [ Choking ]

571
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,840
              Fuck.

572
00:45:46,044 --> 00:45:48,845
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>

573
00:45:48,847 --> 00:45:51,981
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>

574
00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:01,157
You rosy-cheeked son of a bitch.

575
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,127
        [ Knock on door ]

576
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,770
          Okay, I know
     I'm a little bit drunk,

577
00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:15,805
  but I think this is something
       we need to discuss.

578
00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:18,808
Okay, we have been neighbors now
         for five years,

579
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:20,076
   and every Christmas, you...

580
00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:23,179
        Is that my Santa?

581
00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:25,448
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>

582
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,784
     What, are you stealing
 my Christmas decorations now?!

583
00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:28,985
               No!
       No, no, no, no, no.

584
00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:30,486
          No, shut up!
    I don't want to hear it!

585
00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:33,356
    Every year, it's the same
   "I hate Christmas" routine.

586
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:35,925
          -Help me.
          -Man, let go!

587
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,927
     No, I have to show you
   something in the bathroom!

588
00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:39,495
  What is wrong with you, man?!

589
00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,901
            Oh, shit.

590
00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:09,358
  <i> A sad fate to die all alone</i>
       <i> without a friend.</i>

591
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,327
         I'm not alone.
         I have friends.

592
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,830
  <i> There he'll lie to rot away.</i>

593
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:16,132
       Someone'll come by
         any minute now.

594
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:18,568
   Linda's probably on her way
      over here right now.

595
00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:21,904
 <i> But, Chet, she has her family</i>
  <i> to keep her company tonight.</i>

596
00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:23,239
      She probably started
        heading over here

597
00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:25,041
      the second I got off
       the phone with her.

598
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:27,343
       I'll get some CPR.
  I'll be good as fucking new.

599
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:30,046
         And then drinks
 and blowjobs later. You'll see.

600
00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:31,380
      <i> Oh, yes, of course.</i>

601
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,983
      <i> Drinks and blowjobs.</i>
        <i> I'm sure of it.</i>

602
00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:36,452
     <i> Poor deluded bastard.</i>

603
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:46,562
       What are you doing?

604
00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,331
        No, they'll come.

605
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,399
          They'll come.

606
00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:52,401
              Stop.
            Stop it!

607
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:55,504
            Stop it.
            Stop it!

608
00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,006
            Stop it!
            Stop it!

609
00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,140
              Aaah!

610
00:47:58,142 --> 00:47:59,642
              Aaah!

611
00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:02,378
        <i> All that's left</i>
     <i> is food for the rats.</i>

612
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,580
        [ Rat squeaking ]

613
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,983
       -[ Flesh crunches ]
       -[ Screaming ]

614
00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:14,657
       <i> Oh, I can't watch.</i>

615
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:18,594
      <i> Let me have a look.</i>

616
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,963
          [ Screaming ]

617
00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:31,307
            [ Gasps ]

618
00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,342
            [ Sighs ]

619
00:48:38,182 --> 00:48:40,049
        [ Knock on door ]

620
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:46,656
           Ohh, ohh...

621
00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:48,157
              Aah!

622
00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:51,027
           [ Panting ]

623
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:55,631
 I know I am a little bit drunk,
but we need to discuss this.

624
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,701
  Okay, we have been neighbors
       for five years now,

625
00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:03,005
  and every year at Christmas,
     you pull the same shit.

626
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,308
       Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

627
00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:07,076
            [ Gasps ]

628
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,945
  [<i> Christmas music continues</i> ]

629
00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:11,681
          For your kid.

630
00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:16,052
        Merry Christmas.

631
00:49:16,054 --> 00:49:18,387
        Merry Christmas.

632
00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:20,022
        Merry Christmas!

633
00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:22,425
        Merry Christmas!

634
00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:24,160
              Whoo!

635
00:49:24,162 --> 00:49:26,329
        Merry Christmas!

636
00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:29,165
              Whoo!

637
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,467
     God, I hate Christmas.

638
00:49:33,972 --> 00:49:35,604
       Is that my wreath?

639
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:39,575
          [ Laughing ]

640
00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:41,544
              Whoo!

641
00:49:45,049 --> 00:49:47,049
          [ Laughing ]

642
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:00,529
         [ Door creaks ]

643
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:02,198
          [ Footsteps ]

644
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,044
            [ Sighs ]

645
00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:16,645
         Do you want to?

646
00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:30,326
         I have to pee.

647
00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:33,596
  Is that too much information
        on a first date?

648
00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:36,465
         Is this a date?
    Should I be asking that?

649
00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:38,100
            Just go.

650
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:42,171
             -Go.
             -Okay.

651
00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:45,474
      Could I get a water?

652
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,313
            [ Sighs ]

653
00:50:52,784 --> 00:50:54,083
             Thanks.

654
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:20,709
    MAX: Don't patronize me.
     No, I can't. I'm fine.

655
00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:24,146
    Yes, I know it's tonight.

656
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,415
  Because I'm out with someone.

657
00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:31,287
           -I just --
           -Hey.

658
00:51:31,289 --> 00:51:33,122
    Is everything all right?

659
00:51:33,124 --> 00:51:35,424
   Uh, yeah, I'm just dealing
      with some work stuff.

660
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:37,359
     [ Cellphone vibrating ]

661
00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:39,395
   Sorry, I have to take this.

662
00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:42,131
    Uh, I'll see you inside?

663
00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:45,367
       -Uh, see you there.
       -Leave me alone.

664
00:52:13,865 --> 00:52:17,233
       -Sorry about that.
       -It's all right.

665
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:22,138
 Not a lot of people coming back
       from intermission.

666
00:52:23,174 --> 00:52:25,674
    -Do you think<i> we</i> could...
    -Shh.

667
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:27,610
          [ Footsteps ]

668
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,758
         [ Door closes ]

669
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,261
       [<i> Engine running</i> ]

670
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,909
   [<i> Down-tempo country music</i>
           <i> playing</i> ]

671
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:15,257
        <i> ...in the middle</i>
    <i> of a 24-hour rock block</i>

672
00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:18,394
   <i> of all Christmas hits here</i>
   <i> in Southern California --</i>

673
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,249
            [ Crash ]

674
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,453
              Shit!

675
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,557
          God damn it!

676
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:58,434
              Fuck.

677
00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:19,288
          [ Grunting ]

678
00:54:28,332 --> 00:54:30,266
      [ Animal bellowing ]

679
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,836
            [ Sighs ]

680
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:03,826
        [ Soft snarling ]

681
00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:05,127
          Who's there?

682
00:56:49,473 --> 00:56:52,141
      Are these the prints?

683
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,979
              -Hi.
              -Hi.

684
00:56:57,948 --> 00:57:00,416
       And I'll take this.

685
00:57:11,629 --> 00:57:13,695
     I didn't think you were
     coming until tomorrow.

686
00:57:13,697 --> 00:57:16,665
     Well, I didn't want to
    put this off another day,

687
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,535
     so I decided to change
        my travel plans.

688
00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:22,671
         You, my friend,
    should be very flattered.

689
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,873
           [ Laughs ]

690
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:28,076
  And plus I couldn't leave you
 all alone on Christmas, right?

691
00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:31,013
     Who knows that kind of
     trouble you'd get into.

692
00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:33,949
           [ Laughs ]

693
00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:40,556
       Let me have a look.

694
00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:43,192
      Some of my favorites.

695
00:57:43,194 --> 00:57:44,760
    I guess they're not bad.

696
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:48,964
 -[ Clattering ]
 -Oh, are you expecting someone?

697
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,566
               No.

698
00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:53,802
            Come on.

699
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,471
         [ Clattering ]

700
00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:59,074
        [ Animal snorts ]

701
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,843
           [ Bellowing

702
00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,578
      WOMAN: What was that?

703
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:04,513
         -[ Clattering ]
         -What --

704
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,118
   -There's somebody upstairs.
   -Well, who is it?

705
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,753
        -Who's upstairs?
        -I don't know.

706
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,055
        What do you mean,
         you don't know?

707
00:58:13,057 --> 00:58:14,990
       I'm gonna go look.
      You stay right here.

708
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:17,886
        [ Soft snarling ]

709
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,688
          -[ Growling ]
          -No.

710
00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:21,790
             No! No!

711
00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:22,925
          [ Stabbing ]

712
00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,239
           [ Moaning ]

713
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,633
              Guy?

714
01:00:06,170 --> 01:00:07,703
              Guy?

715
01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:20,849
   Guy, what happened in here?

716
01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:26,054
        [ Snarls softly ]

717
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,092
         -[ Growling ]
         -[ Screaming ]

718
01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:34,896
           [<i> Screams</i> ]

719
01:00:34,898 --> 01:00:36,865
          [<i> Bellowing</i> ]

720
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:42,037
      [ Stomach gurgling ]

721
01:00:46,877 --> 01:00:49,111
             Sorry.

722
01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:51,279
       [ Exhales slowly ]

723
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:54,116
        [ Door creaks ]

723
01:00:54,215 --> 01:01:49,216
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724
01:01:49,339 --> 01:01:51,173
         [ Door locks ]

725
01:01:58,115 --> 01:01:59,247
          Not tonight.

726
01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:02,017
          Not tonight.

727
01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,952
       [ Cellphone rings ]

728
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,254
             Hello?

729
01:02:06,256 --> 01:02:07,856
             GABBY:
   Hey, Steve, where are you?

730
01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:09,991
   -Home.
   -Well, are you coming over?

731
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:12,394
       I told you I can't
     go out tonight, Gabby.

732
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:16,765
  Come on, it's Christmas Eve.
    You can't spend it alone.

733
01:02:16,767 --> 01:02:18,333
           I have to.

734
01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:35,083
       [ Knock on window ]

735
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,173
       [ Knock on window ]

736
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,813
             Gabby!

737
01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:09,050
        Dude, let me in.
  What are you doing in there?

738
01:03:09,052 --> 01:03:12,921
        -Merry Christmas!
        -Merry Christmas!

739
01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:16,324
          [ Cheering ]

740
01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:19,094
   We brought Christmas dinner
   to you, you grumpy bastard.

741
01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:20,462
  You shouldn't have done that.

742
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:21,963
       I know we shouldn't
          have done it,

743
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:24,833
       but we're awesome,
        so deal with it.

744
01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:26,535
    -I'll warm everything up.
    -Oh, I'll help.

745
01:03:26,537 --> 01:03:31,039
 -I'll grab the serving dishes.
 -I'm gonna make myself a drink.

746
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,441
  How do you not have bitters?

747
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,110
              Whoa!

748
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,946
           What's up?

749
01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:42,450
  We're just gonna talk, right?

750
01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:44,820
    You couldn't have picked
          a worse time.

751
01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:46,421
          Okay, listen.

752
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,190
           It started
      10 years ago tonight.

753
01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:50,492
        Before that day,
 I always celebrated Christmas.

754
01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:52,861
   -But then --
   -Hey, guys, dinner's ready.

755
01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,099
-I'm gonna leave you two alone.
-GABBY: Actually, you know what?

756
01:03:58,101 --> 01:03:59,501
       I need a cigarette
         before dinner.

757
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,936
  We'll talk about this later.

758
01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:02,304
             -Gabby!
             -Later!

759
01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:14,983
    Oh, that's really weird.

760
01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:19,287
    Hey, guys, come check out
           this star.

761
01:04:24,995 --> 01:04:27,596
              MAN:
  <i> Atomic activity on the moon.</i>

762
01:04:27,598 --> 01:04:30,131
             MAN #2:
<i>I never saw anything like them.</i>

763
01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:32,067
          <i> They must be</i>
      <i> from another planet.</i>

764
01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:34,202
   ALIEN:<i> You aren't going in</i>
<i>the right direction, Earth man.</i>

765
01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,171
             MAN #3:
     <i> Let's get out of here!</i>

766
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,473
 -MAN #4:<i> And leave the ray gun?</i>
 -MAN #3:<i> What else can we do?</i>

767
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:52,053
         Oh, I just had
        the strangest...

768
01:04:54,892 --> 01:04:57,225
      Oh. I don't remember
      bringing all of this.

769
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,594
    Would you like to come in
        and eat with us?

770
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:02,631
  -Sure.
  -Would you like to sit here?

771
01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:06,534
   It is the only empty chair.

772
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:12,040
        [ Clears throat ]

773
01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:15,377
    Should we say a blessing?

774
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:17,078
    Steve, would you like to?

775
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,480
        I don't know one.

776
01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:23,919
        Gabby, would you?

777
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,988
          Uh, I-I don't
     really know one either.

778
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,660
   I have to use the bathroom.

779
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,533
            [ Sighs ]

780
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,205
  Do you like Christmas, Gabby?

781
01:05:44,207 --> 01:05:46,308
           Yeah, sure.

782
01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:51,479
   Could you tell us about one
 of your own Christmas memories?

783
01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:59,054
          Uh, you guys
   are messing with me, right?

784
01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:07,963
        Oh, did you guys
       get high without --

785
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,034
         Oh, fuck! Fuck!
          Fuck, Steve!

786
01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:18,073
   Steve, are you still there?

787
01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:30,685
       Oh, my God, Steve,
       what have you done?

788
01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:33,388
       Not what you think.

789
01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:42,597
    Would you like to join us
       for dinner, Steve?

790
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,699
       Looks like<i> you</i> got
      invited to the party.

791
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:47,335
    [ Laughing ] Oh, my God!

792
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:50,372
           Oh, my God,
      you guys suck so bad.

793
01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:55,010
        Yeah, nice joke.
           [ Laughs ]

794
01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:59,314
        Okay, you got me.
          [ Chuckles ]

795
01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:02,550
   It was a good prank, okay?
    Now stop being assholes.

796
01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:05,053
   I got to smoke a cigarette.

797
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:11,393
    Would you like to join us
       for dinner, Gabby?

798
01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:15,363
Yeah, Gabby, join us for dinner.
       Tried to warn you.

799
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:19,401
   Would you like to sit here
    in the only empty chair?

800
01:07:21,405 --> 01:07:23,271
            [ Sighs ]

801
01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:30,145
        Would you like to
         say a blessing?

802
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:31,312
So, what's going on here, Steve?

803
01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:34,349
 Is this, like, group hypnosis?

804
01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:35,750
  Did you get a book on how to

805
01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:37,152
     hypnotize your friends
       at dinner parties?

806
01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:38,653
        Would you like to
         say a blessing?

807
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,122
    They're not our friends.
 They just took on their forms.

808
01:07:41,124 --> 01:07:42,323
    What do you mean, "they"?

809
01:07:42,325 --> 01:07:44,225
         Would you like
       to say a blessing?

810
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,561
 You had me with the gun thing,
 but you kind of lost me with --

811
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,196
         Would you like
       to say a blessing?

812
01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:49,497
       Jesus Christ, Mary!

813
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:51,466
             -Amen.
             -Amen.

814
01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,217
          [<i> Laughter</i> ]

815
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:14,856
     Would you like eggnog?

816
01:08:16,827 --> 01:08:20,295
         Would you like
      some m-m-mixed nuts?

817
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,365
    Would you like to help us
        decorate a tree?

818
01:08:29,673 --> 01:08:32,107
    You're the one who wanted
   to spend Christmas with me.

819
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:34,242
            [ Sighs ]

820
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:48,823
   What the hell do they want?

821
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:50,391
            Not sure.

822
01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:52,694
      They just take me up
      and ask me questions.

823
01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:54,362
    Have you ever asked them?

824
01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:56,431
     No, Gabby, in 10 years
   I've never once asked them

825
01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:57,899
  what their end game might be.

826
01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:00,835
     Would you like to enjoy
     some more sugary foods?

827
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,537
         No, thank you.

828
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,607
     Would you like to open
       your presents now?

829
01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,609
     Why are you doing this?

830
01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,577
         [ Screeching ]

831
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,413
      I forgot to tell you,
    they don't really like it

832
01:09:12,415 --> 01:09:13,615
   when you ask that question.

833
01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:16,251
        GABBY: I hate it.
        I hate it. Okay.

834
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:21,456
      So, what happens now?

835
01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:26,228
       We play their game.

836
01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:27,829
    Oh, screw that. I'm gonna
   take my chances out there.

837
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:35,170
          Take a seat.

838
01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:41,342
           Yeah, okay.
              Sure.

839
01:09:44,481 --> 01:09:46,347
    Who wants to g-go first?

840
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:49,617
      Gabby, would you like
   to open your present first?

841
01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:52,654
              Okay.

842
01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:56,591
       [ Paper crinkles ]

843
01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:03,798
         Do you like it?

844
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,267
              Yes.

845
01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:09,504
      Steve, would you like
           to go next?

846
01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,605
              Okay.

847
01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:15,443
      [ Wrapping crinkles ]

848
01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:23,818
       Okay, I'm done now.
     C-Can I please go home?

849
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:26,254
     Don't you want to open
       your other present?

850
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:40,602
             You...

851
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:43,271
          Okay, I'm --
       I'm done with this.

852
01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:45,573
       Can I just go now?

853
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,809
      -What's wrong, Gabby?
      -Don't you like it?

854
01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:49,777
          Isn't it what
      you've always wanted?

855
01:10:49,779 --> 01:10:51,512
         Shut up, Mary.

856
01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:54,282
Why is it so important for Steve
     to celebrate Christmas?

857
01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:55,817
           -Why Gabby?
           -Why Gabby?

858
01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:57,518
           -Why Gabby?
           -Why?

859
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,520
         Because I never
         had one, okay?!

860
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:03,558
           My parents
   didn't celebrate Christmas,

861
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:08,730
    so we never put up a tree
  and I never got any presents.

862
01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:11,899
           And this...

863
01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:18,406
     This was the doll that
  I begged for and I never got.

864
01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:20,775
  Why don't you guys go abduct
     my parents and ask them

865
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:24,479
     why they had to be such
  assholes every December 25th?

866
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,881
     So now that I'm older,

867
01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:30,818
       I hold the holidays
pretty fucking dear to my heart.

868
01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:34,956
   So merry fucking Christmas.
     Are you fucking happy?

869
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:47,769
               Ow!

870
01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:07,555
          -Are we back?
          -I think so.

871
01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:10,925
  Thought you might want this.

872
01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:17,031
    [ Down-tempo "We Wish You
  a Merry Christmas" playing ]

873
01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:26,474
        Merry Christmas.

874
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:55,069
      [ Stomach gurgling ]

875
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:25,066
              Hey.
     Thanks for calling me.

876
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,768
  I noticed we're both orphans
          this holiday,

877
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:30,037
           so why not
      be orphans together?

878
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:32,039
   Anything beats being alone
        on Christmas Eve.

879
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:35,977
       That sounded awful.
          I'm so sorry.

880
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,646
          That's fine.

881
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:47,422
   Interesting-looking crowd.

882
01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:48,823
              Yeah,
      I guess this is what

883
01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:52,927
 the Christmas Eve theater crowd
           looks like.

884
01:13:58,034 --> 01:14:01,903
  -What's wrong? Are you okay?
  -I'll -- I'll be right back.

885
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,172
  Guess a lot of people aren't
 coming back from intermission.

886
01:14:04,174 --> 01:14:06,007
              Max?

887
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:08,810
    -Do you think we could...
    -Shh.

888
01:14:08,812 --> 01:14:11,612
          [ Retching ]

889
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:14,582
           [ Gasping ]

890
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:17,118
             Sorry.

891
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:19,554
          What's wrong?
          Are you okay?

892
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:24,892
              MAN:
       I'll be right back.

893
01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:32,567
           WOMAN: Max?

894
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,810
         Are you there?

895
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:45,847
           I'm sorry.
         I can't do it.

896
01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:51,052
            I tried.
          I thought...

897
01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:52,553
   I thought I could beat it.

898
01:14:54,557 --> 01:14:59,160
     But it's too close now.
         It's too late.

899
01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:01,028
      [ Breathing heavily ]

900
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:03,631
           I'm sorry.

901
01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:06,000
              I...

902
01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,502
         I have to feed.

903
01:15:26,055 --> 01:15:28,055
           Is it over?

904
01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:32,059
          I'm starving.
         How about you?

905
01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,001
       [ Exhales sharply ]

906
01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:44,005
         Oh, is it over?

907
01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,809
          I'm starving.

908
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:53,714
         How about you?

909
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:56,317
           [<i> Snarls</i> ]

910
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:59,120
           Whoa. Hey.

911
01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,788
          Are you okay?

912
01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:10,631
          [ Laughing ]

913
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:15,937
  [ Up-tempo rock music plays ]

914
01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:18,005
        � Dum dooby doo �

915
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:21,175
       � Dooby dooby dum,
         dum dooby doo �

916
01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:23,244
    � Dooby dooby dum, ahhh �

917
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:26,747
    � Hey, Mr. Santa Claus �

918
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:29,317
    � Don't want no presents
          in my tree �

919
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:33,220
      � No, the gift I want
       is a special one �

920
01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:36,057
         � That only you
        can give to me �

921
01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:37,358
         � And that is �

922
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:41,028
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

923
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:43,831
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

924
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,967
      � 'Cause everybody's
          dancing now �

925
01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:48,002
          � The Popeye
     and papa-oom-mow-mow �

926
01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:51,339
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

927
01:16:51,341 --> 01:16:54,842
           � I've been
    such a good little girl �

928
01:16:54,844 --> 01:16:57,778
  � Waitin' all year for you �

929
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:01,682
   � Now, before you go away,
    hop out of your sleigh �

930
01:17:01,684 --> 01:17:04,318
  � And show me a step or two �

931
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,087
         � Hey, Santa �

932
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:09,323
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

933
01:17:09,325 --> 01:17:12,393
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

934
01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:14,662
      � 'Cause everybody's
          dancing now �

935
01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:16,263
          � The Popeye
     and papa-oom-mow-mow �

936
01:17:16,265 --> 01:17:18,933
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

937
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,683
     � Hey, Santa, teach me
          every step �

938
01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,852
  � To every dance of the day �

939
01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:40,855
        � So I can dance
        my nights away �

940
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,857
     � 'Cause when the snow
       starts a-fallin' �

941
01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:45,092
         � And the boys
        start a-callin' �

942
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:49,063
   � I'm gonna be on my way �

943
01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:52,733
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

944
01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:55,436
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

945
01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:57,405
      � 'Cause everybody's
          dancing now �

946
01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,740
          � The Popeye
     and papa-oom-mow-mow �

947
01:17:59,742 --> 01:18:01,842
          � Hey, Santa,
       teach me to dance �

948
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:03,277
          � Whoa, now �

949
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:06,914
          � Hey, Santa,
   teach me to mashed potato �

950
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:10,284
          � Hey, Santa,
   teach me to wiggle wobble �

951
01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:13,888
          � Hey, Santa,
    teach me to locomotion �

952
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:17,324
     � Hey, Santa, teach me
        to holly jolly �

953
01:18:17,326 --> 01:18:21,328
          � Hey, Santa,
   teach me to do the twist �

954
01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:47,114
   [<i> Up-tempo Christmas music</i>
            <i> plays</i> ]

955
01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:57,057
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>
           <i> Ho ho ho!</i>

956
01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:08,969
        <i> Ho ho ho ho ho!</i>

957
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:13,507
           <i> Ho ho ho!</i>
           <i> Ho ho ho!</i>