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Michael Craft

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  1. <?php
  2. // Poem Generator
  3. // Michael Craft
  4. // 3/2/09
  5. // This code is realeased under the MIT license, which gives you the right to use, distribute, and modify as long as you give me credit.
  6.  
  7. $article = array("the","a","an","some","any");
  8. $adj = array("purple","stinky","stupid","fat","nasty","ugly","awesome","cool","hot","cold","green","blue","dead","soft","hard","wet","dry","black","white","racist","alive","squishy","skinny","round","square","triangular","technologic");
  9. $noun = array("cat","dog","bat","hat","rat","table","pen","pencil","crayon","folder","computer","backpack","paper","stapler","USB drive","pencil sharpener","chair","car","pool","ball","light","lamp","cord","plug","spike","bomb","fuse","mummy","skeleton","keyboard","taco","xylophone","trombone","trumpet","tuba","afro","elephant","girrafe","zebra");
  10. $verb = array("run","jump","shoot","sprint","talk","die","explode","stab","trip","fall","play","move","type","print","eat","drink","punch","kick","point","make","create","cook","turn","drive","touch","bring","pay","watch","leave","stop","format","buy","use","break","fix","trash","change","mail","upgrade","charge","point","zoom","press","snap","work","erase","write","cut","paste","save","load","check","rewrite","plug","play","burn","rip","drag","drop","zip","unzip");
  11. $prep = array("at","in","from","with","by","about","under","along","before","of");
  12.  
  13. $final = <<<EOD
  14. {$article[array_rand($article)]} {$adj[array_rand($adj)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  15. {$verb[array_rand($verb)]} like {$article[array_rand($article)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  16. {$prep[array_rand($prep)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  17. I {$verb[array_rand($verb)]}<br />
  18. {$prep[array_rand($prep)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  19. and {$verb[array_rand($verb)]}<br />
  20. {$prep[array_rand($prep)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  21. {$article[array_rand($article)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]} was like {$article[array_rand($article)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  22. the {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}<br />
  23. {$verb[array_rand($verb)]}<br />
  24. {$prep[array_rand($prep)]} {$noun[array_rand($noun)]}
  25. EOD;
  26. ?>
  27.  
  28. <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
  29. <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
  30.         <head>
  31.                 <title>Poem Generator</title>
  32.                 <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />
  33.                 <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../peak15.css" />
  34.         </head>
  35.        
  36.         <body>
  37.                 <h1>Poem Generator</h1>
  38.                 <h3>By Michael Craft</h3>
  39.                
  40.                 <p><?php echo $final; ?></p>
  41.                
  42.                 <p><a href="http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=referer"><img src="http://www.w3.org/Icons/valid-xhtml11-blue" alt="Valid XHTML 1.1" height="31" width="88" /></a>
  43.                 <a href="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/check/referer">
  44.                 <img style="border:0;width:88px;height:31px" src="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/images/vcss-blue" alt="Valid CSS!" /></a></p>
  45.         </body>
  46. </html>
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