Whose Char Is It Anyways?

<Night>: Welcome to Whose Char is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and continuity doesn't matter
<Night>: that's right, continuity is like death for the X-men - don't mean a thing
<Night>: I'm your host NightShift
<Night>: let's play a game called Scenes From a Helm
<Night>: and the scene is: graffiti in S-men bathroom
<Wrong_Way>: "For a good time, call 1-800-ZAP-STRG?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Aum was here Greene is a Loser
<Clara>: I was gonna go "Want to get lucky? call 1-800-CZY-WTCH"
<Reverb>: A picture of Cotton Hill with Amos' face, underneath it written "I killed fitty men"
<Clara>: Treeneto was right
<Reverb>: A picture of Habeus on the toilet. Underneath it: "Man I'm Pooped."
<HabeusKaiju>: hehehe
<Night>: hehe
<Night>: alrighty
<HabeusKaiju>: On the toilet paper dispenser: Oasisis used wrappings
<Night>: the worst person to lead EVIL
<HabeusKaiju>: Amos
<HabeusKaiju>: :: D
<Clara>: Amos
<HabeusKaiju>: pffft
<Night>: oh you kiddies
<HabeusKaiju>: too slow
<Clara>: anyone already on EVIL
<Night>: favorite catch frases of the Supoc characters
<Reverb>: "Man I'm pooped."
<Wrong_Way>: hehe
<HabeusKaiju>: "I hope this doesn't go to my thighs"-Flipside
<Reverb>: "What could possibly go wrong?"
<HabeusKaiju>: :3
<Wrong_Way>: dang it reverb
<Clara>: pfff
<HabeusKaiju>: the prison electricity is /on/
<Reverb>: "100% Drama Free- oh dang it."
<Wrong_Way>: dang it hab
HabeusKaiju shrigs
<Night>: dohohoho
<Night>: if S-men were the president
<Clara>: Myanmar part 2: Presidential Spookaloo
<Reverb>: "Tonight, we remember the tenth anniversary of the annihilation of the United States..."
<Night>: aaalrighty
<Night>: if S-men were the first people on the Moon
<HabeusKaiju>: Ha, I beat Iggy!
<Reverb>: "What a nice moon, it'd be a shame if somethin- oh shit."
<Clara>: "...guys we blew up the moon"
<Reverb>: "Right, here we are! Now how do we get back."
<Clara>: "This looks like the perfect time for drama"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: This looks like the perfect spot to roughly make out
<Reverb>: "We did remember to bring suits, right?"
<Night>: hehehe
<Night>: bad parental advices
<Reverb>: "You should totally build an invulnerable robot with him. No way that can go wrong."
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw sweetie, you can keep jumping off the roof. We can always revive you."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmmm, You know, the Belringur school looks pormising. Why don't you go there?
<Clara>: "Just hang in there, I'll come back eventually"
<Night>: dark dark dark
<Reverb>: "Don't worry, you'll be safe here."
<Night>: The morning after Christmmas party...
<Wrong_Way>: "...Where's Theo Junior?"
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<Clara>: "We aren't inviting Oasisis next year"
<HabeusKaiju>: Is this goat hair?
<Reverb>: Habeus crushed the copier while photocopying his butt.
<HabeusKaiju>: HA
<Reverb>: "...is that... sap?"
<HabeusKaiju>: what the heck is #vomit?
<Wrong_Way>: "Guys, where'd the S-Jet go?"
*** Clara is now known as Amos
<Reverb>: "Where did the school go?"
HabeusKaiju still isn't back yet
<Amos>: "Guys.... it happened again... ::c "
<Night>: alrighty
<Night>: A present from the grandmother
<Reverb>: >S-Men >having family >or being on good terms with them
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh look! Bacon!
HabeusKaiju munches on back bacon
Amos gets a sweater from his loving grandmother because he's the only s-man besides hab with a family
*** Reverb is now known as MissingCrystalBitch
<Night>: if S-men starred in the advertising
HabeusKaiju is already a pop icon in Japan
<Amos>: hrmm
<Wrong_Way>: "Has this ever happened to you? The lights are on and you're too lazy to turn them off. Try, the Clapper."
Wrong_Way claps twice and the lights go out
Wrong_Way claps again, but the lights don't turn on again.
<HabeusKaiju>: It's 8:30 pm. do you know where your dad is?
<Amos>: Dead
<Night>: oh you
<Night>: let's see
<Night>: teaching the S-ways in the style of Sesame street
<Wrong_Way>: "The S in S-men stands for...."
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
<HabeusKaiju>: F is for fires the burn down the cretins, u is for ulitarian, N is for no no survivoooooooors
<Wrong_Way>: "When hitting someone, always go for the faaacceee."
<HabeusKaiju>: One of these kids is not like the other!
<Night>: hmmm
<Night>: running outta ideas
<Night>: anyone has any?
*** Wrong_Way is now known as WrongWayNeedsABurger
<HabeusKaiju>: I might go get food
<Night>: S-men dating service video
<HabeusKaiju>: Spiked for your pleasure
<Night>: heh
<Amos>: With us, you're always lucky
<Night>: alright thank you all for /watching/ good night
*** Amos is now known as Awaymos