Anon the Lich part 2

>Anon the Lich, chilling in your tower
>Fabricate is so fun sometimes
>Have a new Bloodknight to guard your chambers
>Ponies now a little unsure of you
>Decide to regain some lost trust at your most recent action
>Staying up for five days strait, you work out the basics for your plan.
>On the sixth day, you dispatch your Knight to the nearby Diamond Dogs tunnels.
>Two days left.
>Go in to town, make small talk with Twilight and explain that the knight man was intending to kill you, and unlike ponies, humans aren't very good at talking it out
>She sorta-buys it, still doesn't like it. Thinks it's unnatural.
>"Agree" with a some exagerated reluctance, and say you'll return him to normal.
>Spend the rest of the day with Twilight discussing the finer points of magic.
>One day left.
>Teleport to the library right before Twilight goes to lunch, and begin to yell in front of Pinkie Pie that someing's wrong.
"Whoah, slow down Anon. What happened?"
>Explain that you returned the Knight to normal, but he immediately attacked again. You teleported him away, but you fear he'll try coming for you again.
"I refuse to use the same methods again, I promised you I would not."
>Twilight takes this in stride and accepts it fully, being her friend and all.
"It's okay. If you're worried, you can stay here if you'd like."
>Thank her and go to Lunch with Pinkie as well, enjoying their company.
>Final day.

>There's a loud rumble to the north of Ponyville.
>The same knight from before wanders into town, demanding that the Ponies turn you over.
>At first they're reluctant, but then he threatens to level the town.
>Mane six stand by you, their friend.
>Angry, the Knight leaves, and says he will destroy Anon at all costs.
"Thank you, all of you, but I'm worried."
>They look at you odd, Rainbow tries to reassure you.
"Why? He's all talk, no action!"
>There's a sound of barking on the edge of town.
>You turn to the Ponies, as they watch a massive Diamond Dog horde running towards the town. Almost hopeless, elements might be able to help.
"There's no time. Listen, Twilight, I'm sorry for what happened. I acted brashly, and this is my fault. I'm going to set things right, I promise."
>Shadows lick your form as you levitate into the air, the Mane 6 backing away.
>With a raking motion, the earth shudders, and a massive dust cloud flies over the approaching Dogs.
>There is a sound of rock breaking.
>Many yelps.
>Twilight is agast, expecting the worse
"You promised me, Anon! You said you were not going to do this!"
>She's certainly right.
>Dust parts, revealing a massive ditch filled with the diamond dogs
"You're right. Killing isn't the answer here, Twilight. I never intended to."
>With another motion, the wind kicks up and the ground lurches, tossing the Dogs away.
>They rout.

>Returning to the ground, you thank Twilight and the others for teaching you the error of your ways, and have a group hug.
>Return home to your tower, Mane Six follow you there and you have a small Pinkie Pie party in your tea room.
>Night falls, they leave slowly.
>Wish them a good night and return to your chambers.
"Excellent Theatrics, my Thrall."
>The knight bows, his skin glistning with sweat and burn marks from being out in the sun.
>Ponies trust you completely, Vampiric Knight, and now have the Diamond Dogs under control.
>Your grin couldn't be wider, your plan succeeding so brilliantly.

Just as planned.


>Chilling in your tower
>Sun's rising
>Decide to go in to town today
>Running low on food and stationary
>Put on your wizard hat and robe, and walk out.
>On the way in to town, have to pass by Sweet Apple Acres.
>Knowing what is about to come, you ready your jimmies for a good rustling.
>On que, you misstep and trigger a trap, sending you flying into the air upside down.
>Lost your hat, thank Nerull you wore some pants last week and didn't take them off.
>Unsurprisingly, Applejack trots up, beaming.
>"Was wonderin' when you'd show up, Anon!"
"Yes, and now that I'm here, will you release me?"
>"I reckon I could... Iffin' you'd be inclined to do a favor for me."
>Notthisshitagain.scroll
"I will not allow you to have intercourse with me, Applejack."
>"I don't be thinkin' you got much choice!"
>She lasso's you, then drops the trap, causing you to fall to the ground in a heap.
>You manage to reattach your arm before you stand up
>"Now, drop them pants!"
"I will not aid you in this endeavor, Applejack."
>Her Jimmies are visibly rustled, and she gives you a strong buck to the chest, putting you on your ass
>"I'll do it m'self then!"
>She rips your pants off
>You stare at her
>She stares at your crotch
>You look at your crotch
>She looks at you
>"uhm... Dude wut?"
"Now, unless you wish to jury-rig a Phallus onto my waist, would you release me?"
>Spend the rest of the day in town socializing, your jimmies unrustled.

>Later on in the day
>Had some fun
>Feelsgoodman
>Old bones feeling a little squeeky, decide to head back to your tower.
>On way back, feel an odd feel
>Not sure what it means, turn around just in time to see something smack in to your head, sending your skull flying.
>As you roll around, a bag is tossed over your head and you're picked up.
"Ruffians! Unhand me or I shall tear your souls asunder!"
>Timid squeek
>"I'm so sorry, Mister Anon sir, I didn't mean to startle you, it's just, after what happened with Applejack, I wasn't sure how else to do this."
>Wait, Fluttershy?
"Fluttershy, I have no genetalia, I can't-"
>"Oh, I know, silly. I don't care about that though."
>Wat
>This is bad, Fluttershy might actually try something.
>Wait, might? This is fluttershy.
"Please, fluttershy. Don't do this. You won't like where this will lead."
>She ignores you.
>"Oh, but I'm certain I will. That is.. If you're okay with it."
>A half hour later, get dumped out onto the floor.
>Your body is nowhere to be seen.
"Mellifleur's bone, Fluttershy, you don't know what you're getting in to!"
>She ignores you, starts grinding on your forehead.
>With a groan, knowing this won't end well, you decide 'Fuck it' and simply glare at her as she uses your skull as a toy.
>At some point, there's a crack
>Shit, she's sitting on you
>With a crash, you explode into so many tiny shards.

>A week later, you crawl your way out of your Phylactory room, seriously annoyed. With a grunt, you dust off your reformed bones, and resolve to scold Fluttershy.
>Walk out of your tower, bump in to a yellow pony with pink hair, her back turned to you.
"Fluttershy, do you have any-"
>She turns around, cutting you off as you see her tight skin, the crusty flakes of detrius, and the green light in her eyes.
>"I know exactly what I did, Anon."
>She flies up on impossibly sickly wings, and plants a small kiss on your cheekbone
>fluttershyhascontractedadisease.mp3
>Up all night trying to figure out of this is a good or bad thing.