B&B and the stolen key dilemma

>Blarco's sitting on the grass, with a dead stare into the sky.
>"My house keys are missing, you know."
>Blar arrives to the scene, loaded with countless keys in her pockets, purse, and everwhere she could carry one.
>"BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND! WHO COULD DARE TO TAKE YOUR VALUABLE HOUSE KEYS FROM FROM YOU?!"
>Blarco pointed to Blanna on the lunch room, where she was eating her lunch.
>Blar walks swiftly towards Blanna, and drops some keys on her lunch.
>"YOU SHOULD'NT TAKE HOUSE KEYS FROM CHILDREN!"
>"What keys?", replied Blanna, confused.
>Blar slaps Blanna's face and throws more keys on her head.
>"LOST KEYS CAN INDUCE CHILDREN TO GO MISSING FROM THEIR HOUSES, NOT TO MENTION ALL THE BACTERIA YOU CAN GET JUST BY TOUCHING THEM!"
>Blar throws a raw liver to Blanna's face.
>"HE'S WHAT BACTERIA DO TO YOUR LIVER, AND NOT TO MENTION OTHER ACCIDENTS YOU MAY HAVE FOR DANGERIOUS MANIPULATION OF KEYS!"
>Blar picks two of the keys from her purse and stabs Blanna's in her eyes.
>Blanna screams and wriggles in pain on the floor.
>"AND REMEBER, IF YOU STOLE THEM, BE READY TO TOLL THEM!"
>Meanwhile, Blarco's sitting on a pile of keys".
>"My keys were on my other pocket the whole time", said Blarco with a dead stare.

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Not much to say about this story, besides that this was directly based from the parody "Blonic Sez".