WILD GOODRA APPEAR

[12:26] @KyleCole: this is gonna be a scary story
[12:26] @KyleCole: so make sure
[12:27] @KyleCole: you have fresh pants
[12:27] @KyleCole: available
[12:27] @Electrolyte: shit
[12:27] @Electrolyte: my pants were grown 2 years ago
[12:27] #Level 51: once upon a time, fagtron got mods
[12:27] #Level 51: SHIT SCARY
[12:27] @Electrolyte: I hope they haven't expired
[12:27] @Electrolyte: :(
[12:27] @Nollan: o no pls no
[12:27] #Level 51: anyway kylecole carry on
[12:27] @Nollan: would be terrible
[12:27] @KyleCole: Susan and Ned were driving through a wooded empty section of highway. Lightning flashed, thunder roared, the sky went dark in the torrential downpour.
[12:27] @KyleCole: “We’d better stop,” said Susan.
[12:27] @KyleCole: Ned nodded his head in agreement.
[12:28] @KyleCole: He stepped on the brake, and suddenly the car started to slide on the slick pavement. They plunged off the road and slid to a halt at the bottom of an incline.
[12:28] @Nollan: Then a tornado killed them all
[12:28] @Nollan: gg
[12:28] #Level 51: the curly apostrophes
[12:28] #Level 51: you and your damn c/ps
[12:28] @KyleCole: Pale and shaking, Ned quickly turned to check if Susan was all right. When she nodded, Ned relaxed and looked through the rain soaked windows.
[12:28] #Level 51: what kind of name is Ned though
[12:28] @KyleCole: “I’m going to see how bad it is,” he told Susan, and when out into the storm. She saw his blurry figure in the headlight, walking around the front of the car.
[12:29] @KyleCole: A moment later, he jumped in beside her, soaking wet.
[12:29] @Electrolyte: so apparently ned = kee
[12:29] @Electrolyte: k
[12:29] @KyleCole: “The car’s not badly damaged, but we’re wheel-deep in mud,” he said. “I’m going to have to go for help.”
[12:29] #Level 51: gonna name my son Kee
[12:29] @KyleCole: Susan swallowed nervously. There would be no quick rescue here. He told her to turn off the headlights and lock the doors until he returned.
[12:29] #Level 51: stop stop stop
[12:29] #Level 51: not you, KyleCole
[12:29] #Level 51: carry on
[12:30] #Level 51: :)
[12:30] @KyleCole: Axe Murder Hollow. Although Ned hadn’t said the name aloud, they both knew what he had been thinking when he told her to lock the car. This was the place where a man had once taken an axe and hacked his wife to death in a jealous rage over an alleged affair.
[12:30] @KyleCole: Supposedly, the axe-wielding spirit of the husband continued to haunt this section of the road.
[12:30] #Level 51: but the husband didnt die
[12:30] #Level 51: the wife did
[12:30] #Level 51: why would his spirit be there
[12:30] @KyleCole: Outside the car, Susan heard a shriek, a loud thump, and a strange gurgling noise. But she couldn’t see anything in the darkness.
[12:30] @KyleCole: Frightened, she shrank down into her seat. She sat in silence for a while, and then she noticed another sound. Bump. Bump. Bump. It was a soft sound, like something being blown by the wind.
[12:31] @KyleCole: Suddenly, the car was illuminated by a bright light. An official sounding voice told her to get out of the car. Ned must have found a police officer. Susan unlocked the door and stepped out of the car.
[12:31] @KyleCole: As her eyes adjusted to the bright light, she saw it.
[12:31] #Level 51: WILD GOODRA APPEAR
[12:32] @Electrolyte: OH MY GOD LMAO
[12:32] @KyleCole: Hanging by his feet from the tree next to the car was the dead body of Ned. His bloody throat had been cut so deeply that he was nearly decapitated. The wind swung his corpse back and forth so that it thumped against the tree. Bump. Bump. Bump.
[12:32] GlassGlaceon: (Private to @Electrolyte) ROFL
[12:32] @PinoyPwnage: Is this the fanfiction room
[12:32] #Level 51: rofl
[12:32] @KyleCole: Susan screamed and ran toward the voice and the light. As she drew close, she realized the light was not coming from a flashlight. Standing there was the glowing figure of a man with a smile on his face and a large, solid, and definitely real axe in his hands.
[12:32] @KyleCole: She backed away from the glowing figure until she bumped into the car.
[12:33] @Electrolyte: hey well
[12:33] #Level 51: well to be fair
[12:33] @Electrolyte: at least now she knows that
[12:33] @Electrolyte: Ned wasn't cheating
[12:33] #Level 51: they were axing for it
[12:33] @KyleCole: “Playing around when my back was turned,” the ghost whispered, stroking the sharp blade of the axe with his fingers. “You’ve been very naughty.”
[12:33] #Level 51: although the man shouldve just buried the hatchet
[12:33] @KyleCole: The last thing she saw was the glint of the axe blade in the eerie, incandescent light.
[12:33] @KyleCole: and thats the end of the story of axe place
[12:33] @No☆ll☆an: lame name
[12:33] @KyleCole: axe murder hollow