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Sub Upload Date: November 10, 2018

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First time we hung out,
what did I think of you?

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Yeah.

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When was that,
was that the night that...

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Come on, you're kidding.

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Remember I brought Willow over
to that apartment...

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you and Matt had in the East
Village?

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OWEN: Yes, of course,
I remember.

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OWEN: Let's see, I thought that
you were really hot...

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but also that you may murder me
in my sleep one day.

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HALLIE: Shut up.

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OWEN: You want one
tea bag or two?

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HALLIE: That's it? You just...
you thought I was hot?

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OWEN: Yeah, I mean,
I had never seen you naked before.

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- OWEN: That was a great night.
- (KETTLE WHISTLING)

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OWEN: I fucking miss New York.

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HALLIE: When we were there,
you missed L.A.

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OWEN: Okay, I remember looking
at you that night...

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and thinking you weren't like
anyone I'd ever met before.

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OWEN: I thought that you were
very special.

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OWEN: Do you want honey?

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HALLIE:
One tea bag and yeah, honey.

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HALLIE: Aren't you gonna ask me
what I thought?

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OWEN: Oh, yeah, sure.

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HALLIE: Never mind.

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OWEN: Okay, here's your tea.

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You really need to get rid
of this couch.

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I can't do that, I'm sorry.
I like it too much.

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Well, it's old and it's
disgusting...

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and even Goodwill would reject
it at this point.

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So, I think it's time for you
to take it upon yourself...

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To just do whatever you want
me to, at all times of the day?

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Please.

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Look at you.

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- Wait, stop, stop!
- What?

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- I think my Nuva Ring fell out.
- What?

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Now I don't feel like it's
in there.

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You can feel that?

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What does it look like?

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Like a glow bracelet.

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It's not in the hat.

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- (SIGHS)
- Is that it?

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You know what's on HBOGo?

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What?

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The Stephen Hawking movie.

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We were just like... fucking.
You want to watch that?

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I don't feel good.

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- Wait, I just...
- Please?

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I can't go from almost fucking
to Hawking, I just can't.

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You can.

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Only 'cause you're sick.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PHONE DINGS)

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Shit, what time is it?

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Matty's out front, I told him
he could ride with us to Malibu.

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We really need to find him
a girlfriend.

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- (PHONE VIBRATES)
- How about your cousin?

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Willa? She'd eat him up
like a praying mantis.

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Hi, are you at mine?

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Hey, I made it! Let me in.

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HALLIE: (OVER PHONE)
I slept at Owen's actually, sorry!

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But I left you a key
under the flower pot.

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We're leaving soon, so just
meet us in Malibu.

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(MUSIC FADES UP)

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MATT: Oh, uh...

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- Oh, sorry, child lock.
- Thank you.

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Hold on, hold on. Here you go.

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- What was it too many?
- Yeah.

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- It's good.
- Well, now.

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Gotta get you some sun before
Willa gets here, you know?

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You look like Tilda Swinton.

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- Do you want some?
- No, I don't.

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- I don't like it.
- It's so good.

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It's gross, everyone puts their
hands in there.

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- But it's the good stuff.
- No, it's not.

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It's all in your teeth.

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So when is your hot cousin
get here?

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Okay, no, she literally just
moved here.

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Do not pull a Matt on her,
it will not end well for you.

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- She's hot.
- She is hot.

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And she's coming, right?

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Yeah, she's in an Uber,
you happy?

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- Hallie, what's up?
- Oh, hi.

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Glad you guys made it,
would you like a beer?

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Yeah, thanks.

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I'd love one, thanks.

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Honestly, I gotta fucking pee
so bad...

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Wanna bet you break the seal
before I do?

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If you win, I'll convince Hallie
to talk you up with Willa.

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If I win... you have to give me
your Bang Bros password.

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- Deal.
- Done.

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You are one lucky fuck,
you know that?

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- What?
- I'm just saying you're free.

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You're free! I wish I was.

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You wish you were free? All
right, fucking Ted Nugent...

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well, you wanna know what
I do with my freedom?

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Last night, I ate an entire
rotisserie chicken...

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and diarrhea'd like 12 times.

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I only had three hours sleep,
'cause I had such bad diarrhea.

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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Hi.

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- I love you.
- What was that?

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- What?
- What were you guys doing?

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- Don't be crazy.
- Why, you think he's photogenic?

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Oh, fuck, this, I lose.

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Honestly, you embarrass me
in front of my friends.

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He's not like doing anything,
stop being crazy and have fun.

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(PEEING)

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Oh my God! Oh my God!

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Oh my God! I'm so sorry, Willa.

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Wait, how do you know my name?

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Oh, we've met... several times.

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I'm Owen's best friend, Matt.

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Oh, yeah, shit, sorry.

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I'm just really bad with names
and faces.

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- So, like, people?
- I guess.

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Now we really know each other.

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(MUSIC FADES UP)

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- Hi.
- Hi, babe.

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Look at us, just "meeting up."
So casual.

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Stop, stop.

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♪ Bright lights feel alright ♪

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♪ I'm gonna see her again
tonight ♪

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♪ But then I see you and
I wanna go ♪

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♪ Where the beach is warm ♪

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♪ And I won't get stung
And I won't get stormed by ♪

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♪ Memories of you ♪

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♪ Baby is this how you feel ♪

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♪ I wanna know wanna know
Is this how you feel ♪

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♪ I wanna know wanna know
Is this how you feel ♪

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♪ I wanna know wanna know
Is this how you feel baby ♪

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♪ Is this how you feel
Is this how you feel baby ♪

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OWEN: Hey, hey...
why are you acting so weird?

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HALLIE: I'm fine.
Maybe let's just go home soon.

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OWEN: You don't wanna watch
the fireworks...

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- with your new boyfriend?
- This is a way-better spot.

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The walk is gonna be worth it.

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HALLIE: You're insane, I mean,
are you serious?

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HALLIE:
You're actually insane.

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I don't feel great and
I wanna go...

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and I want you to wanna go, too.

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It's the Fourth of July!

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Can't we just celebrate the
Declaration of Independence...

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without you having a manic
fucking episode?

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I also think I left a candle
burning...

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and it's haunted me all
afternoon.

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That's never happened, that
never happened.

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- Happened once.
- That happened once in your life!

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I can't focus on anything else!

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Okay, also lower your voice,
okay, everybody can hear us!

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Nobody can hear us, nobody
cares!

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Everybody's outside watching the
fucking fireworks display...

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which, by the way, I would like
to be doing right now.

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People can hear us and it's
embarrassing for both of us.

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Stop pretending you care about
something...

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just so you can be mad
about it.

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I'm not! You know what, why
don't you learn...

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how to apologize without having
a whole comeback?

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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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We fight at every fucking party.

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I honestly feel like I'm like
14, this is too exciting.

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Just me? Okay, cool.

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I like those ones.

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- The all-glittery ones?
- Yeah.

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You wanna watch
It's Complicated?

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I'll fall asleep to whatever
you want.

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- Hey.
- What?

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Hey.

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Okay, so how do we know
each other?

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Oh, well, Owen, Hallie, and I
went to school in New York...

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so I guess probably when you
came to visit sometime maybe?

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Okay, I vaguely remember that.

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Yeah, you guys came over to me
and Owen's place...

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in the East Village after some
party, and you and I hung out...

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and drank Brooklyn Lager
while it snowed...

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and watched the sun came up.

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I mean, yeah, I think that was
it.

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I don't even remember, it was a
long time ago.

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No, yes, wait!

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That was the first night...

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that Hallie and Owen hooked up,
right?

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- Yeah, right!
- Yeah!

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Wait, where are they, anyway?

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Oh, Owen texted me, they had to
leave.

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Yeah, I should probably get
going soon, too.

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I just remembered, I left my car
at Owen's.

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Do you think maybe I could
get a ride?

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Yeah, I don't have a car,
I'm just Ubering for right now.

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Oh, well, you want me to get us
one back to the mainland?

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I mean, I'm on the way to
Hallie's, you can drop me.

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Okay, um, but split it with
me...

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because I'm sure it's fucking
expensive.

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No, stop, don't be silly.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, honestly, my treat.

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You know what time I think
it is?

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What?

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How about this, huh? A little
bit of swivel hips?

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You like my, uh, get down
for you, mama, like that?

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Gonna get nice and deep for you
tonight, baby.

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There you go, nice and deep,
good angles.

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Stop!

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You're insane.

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You gotta have the rythym,
you know?

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You don't have a lot of rythym.

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I think you're done, you're
done.

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I didn't shower... should I?

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Yeah.

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Aw fuck, they're increasing the
rent to this place in September.

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I'm not gonna be able
to afford this.

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I'm probably gonna have
to move?

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Ugh, I'm sorry, that's awful.

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Between the rent for this place,
my student loans, my Propecia...

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I can't.

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Well, one way you could keep
living here...

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is if I moved in officially.

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I mean, I know we haven't talked
about it in a while...

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and I know it's not your
favorite subject...

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but let's just move in together.

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I mean, I love Clara, but I'm
too old for a roommate...

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I'm over here all the time,
anyway.

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It just kind of makes sense,
you know?

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MATT: What?

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- Holy shit.
- Oh, my god.

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Hey... after you.

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Thanks.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Okay.

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- Happy Fourth!
- Hey!

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Nice car.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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I can't believe you actually
grew up in LA.

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I feel like nobody does.

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Yeah, me and Owen both did.

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What about you? What'd you move
out here for?

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Well, I've been living in New
York since school...

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but I'm actually going to grad
school in September.

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Comp Lit. USC.

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Wow, I'm impressed.

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I've read maybe four whole books
in my entire life...

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and I wouldn't know how to
compare them.

241
00:13:07,268 --> 00:13:10,970
I wouldn't admit that.

242
00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:13,039
Oh, this is me... thanks.

243
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,275
Whoa, you live here?

244
00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:19,248
Yeah, this is my spot.

245
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,018
Well, good night.

246
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,920
Yeah, night. It was nice
to see you again.

247
00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:31,423
Um, hey, let me get your number
real quick.

248
00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,161
Yeah, sure.

249
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,434
Sorry.

250
00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:44,470
♪ I feel it yeah yeah
I feel it ♪

251
00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:47,307
♪ I feel it yeah yeah
I feel it ♪

252
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,411
Purple devil, I use that one
a lot.

253
00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:59,084
♪ I feel it in my body
I feel it ♪

254
00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:02,454
♪ I feel it in the bed
I feel it ♪

255
00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:06,326
♪ I feel it on the mouth
I feel it ♪

256
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:11,396
♪ I feel it in the air
in the air ♪

257
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:15,436
Here you go, after you.

258
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:21,207
Whoa, do you have roommates?

259
00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,375
This is my parents' place,
actually.

260
00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:25,278
They're out of town, at the
moment.

261
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,380
Ooh, got the house to ourselves.

262
00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:31,453
Okay, you have to take off those
flip-flops.

263
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:44,230
Holy shit, are those rocket ship
sheets?

264
00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:47,232
Hey, look, some girls think
it's adorable, what can I say?

265
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,334
And your books are color-coded?

266
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,571
Okay, look, I was in a dark
place after college.

267
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,606
Stop looking at my room, please?

268
00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:57,510
How do your parents let you live
like this? It's inhumane.

269
00:14:57,512 --> 00:15:00,112
Honestly, I want to get a bigger
bed, but it just feels...

270
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,380
kind of symbolic at this point,
you know.

271
00:15:01,382 --> 00:15:04,284
Like I'm saying, "Guys, I'm here
to stay! I'm never moving out!"

272
00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:05,651
You know, the twin bed kind
of keeps that dream alive.

273
00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:08,420
Maybe don't feel like you have
to talk all the time.

274
00:15:08,422 --> 00:15:11,624
Right. Gotcha.

275
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:15,130
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

276
00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:20,299
Do you like these guys? DJDS?

277
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:23,538
Ah, sorry, the mesh is kind of
chafing on these.

278
00:15:29,076 --> 00:15:31,376
Hey, I don't think we should
have sex, is that okay?

279
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:36,149
Just, I just... not until we
know each other.

280
00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:39,117
I just don't like to have sex
when I first meet somebody.

281
00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:42,590
Ah, that's... honestly, I'm just
happy to be here.

282
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,530
But like... should we have sex?
We shouldn't have sex right?

283
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:54,667
I mean, I wouldn't not have sex
with you right now.

284
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:57,373
But I'm also not in any hurry,
so...

285
00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:04,443
Maybe we should just have sex
and get it over with.

286
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,511
I don't have a condom.

287
00:16:06,513 --> 00:16:09,217
- It's cool, I have an IUD.
- Okay.

288
00:16:18,693 --> 00:16:20,329
All right.

289
00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:30,470
I'm sorry about my twin bed.

290
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,337
I mean, I feel like a pedophile.

291
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,606
- What?
- It's fine, just fuck me.

292
00:16:34,608 --> 00:16:36,078
Okay.

293
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:44,717
You want me to go get a towel?

294
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:45,784
Sure.

295
00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:49,521
MATT: The Uber back
from Malibu cost, no joke, $137.

296
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:51,223
Wait, wait, wait, how quickly
did you cum?

297
00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:52,558
Dude.

298
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,260
Just tell me how quick was it?

299
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:56,361
It was like 45 seconds.

300
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,530
Oh, that's actually longer than
I would have guessed.

301
00:16:58,532 --> 00:16:59,665
I apologized, and we watched
Shark Tank.

302
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,768
Oh, my god, you guys are
fucking vile, you know that?

303
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,635
Maggie, I met an amazing girl!

304
00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:05,371
Yeah, you sound like Jimmy
Stewart...

305
00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:06,305
the way you're talking about
her.

306
00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:09,242
He legit just hooked up with
this girl...

307
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,377
and he's talking about how much
he loves her.

308
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,413
You're... it's less than 24 hours
ago and you're talking...

309
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,649
about how she's your
quote-unquote future wife.

310
00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:17,583
- You fucking psycho.
- Aw...

311
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,685
- You poor psycho.
- You think I just met her?

312
00:17:19,687 --> 00:17:22,554
She and I had this unbelievable
Before Sunrise-level night...

313
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:24,489
five years ago, we just finally
reconnected.

314
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,292
No, you didn't, no,
you didn't...

315
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:28,561
because she has no recollection
of that night ever happening.

316
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,264
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Owen, you
shouldn't talk, this guy...

317
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,765
plagiarized Dashboard
Confessional lyrics...

318
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,501
and said you wrote them about
me, so...

319
00:17:35,503 --> 00:17:38,571
All right, well, number one,
I had a very big crush on you.

320
00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:40,439
- Huge.
- Number two, it was ninth grade.

321
00:17:40,441 --> 00:17:43,242
Number three, the Dashboard
lyrics articulated something...

322
00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:46,312
that 14-year-old me wasn't able
to articulate at the time.

323
00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:48,313
Honestly, I haven't liked anyone
this much since...

324
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,349
I dunno, since Rachel Flegelman!

325
00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:52,384
Flegelman, the girl, who every
time you guys did coke...

326
00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:53,486
would lick your butthole.

327
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,254
- Yeah.
- Jesus!

328
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,823
Hey, butthole licking is part of
the human experience!

329
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,257
I don't want to hear more
about that.

330
00:17:59,259 --> 00:18:00,159
Are you out of your minds
right now?

331
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:01,694
Maggie, how are you, what's
going on?

332
00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:02,861
- Oh, my god, I'm so good.
- You look great.

333
00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:07,566
- I can't believe you're pregnant.
- Thanks... thanks, man...

334
00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:09,468
literally, two seconds pregnant.

335
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,269
How are you, how's your lady,
Hallie?

336
00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:12,371
She's good, she's really good.

337
00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,540
I mean, she asked me to move
in the other night...

338
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,409
and I didn't know what to say...

339
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:20,612
and that was obviously not a
good reaction on my part.

340
00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:22,380
Buddy, that's a bad sign.

341
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:24,316
I don't know, it feels like
we're on auto pilot...

342
00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:25,552
or something, you know
what I mean?

343
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:29,255
It's like when you say a word
over and over and over again...

344
00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:30,355
and it starts to lose its
meaning.

345
00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:31,724
That's where it feels like
we're at.

346
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,391
Listen, you're scared,
that's okay.

347
00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,730
It's not love unless
you're scared.

348
00:18:45,305 --> 00:18:47,473
Yeah, Jakob, hey, it's Willa.

349
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:51,744
No, I was just calling to see if
we're going to that thing.

350
00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:57,585
Oh, um, yeah, yeah, we'll hang
out soon.

351
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:00,620
Bye.

352
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:04,290
♪ It's that Target commercial
kind of voice ♪

353
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:07,659
♪ It's kind of Huggies
it's more Dove ♪

354
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:10,763
♪ It gets you in the mood
for love ♪

355
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,497
I mean, I'm sorry, he's in love
with you.

356
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,633
But you know it's cute
that he's calling.

357
00:19:14,635 --> 00:19:15,735
He's like taking charge.

358
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,437
Yeah, but it's just so weird
when you're texting...

359
00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:20,308
and then they just call.

360
00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,744
Hey, Matt, what's up?

361
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,584
(MUSIC PLAYING)

362
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,294
I'm so sorry I'm late. I
couldn't find parking anywhere.

363
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:43,528
I literally ended up parking
at a fire hydrant.

364
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,630
Nice, you got a car!

365
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,631
Are you sure you don't want to
find a better spot?

366
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,334
No, it's fine, I do it all
the time.

367
00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:52,273
Sorry. Hold on, I'm so rude,
one sec.

368
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,416
Okay, I swear I'm done, sorry.

369
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,883
Don't worry about it,
is everything okay?

370
00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:08,321
Yeah, no, have you seen
this OJ show, I'm obsessed.

371
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:11,390
Wait, the eight-hour doc or the
Cuba Gooding Jr. one?

372
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:13,825
- The doc.
- How fucking good is it?

373
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,961
- No, it's amazing.
- I know, right?

374
00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,096
Uh, what do you want to drink?

375
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:19,931
Uh, vodka water, like a vodka
soda, but with water.

376
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:22,834
Wow, got it, kind of intense.

377
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,604
Um, yeah, could I get a vodka
water, please?

378
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:28,841
And a uh... whatever's just the
lightest beer you have.

379
00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:30,508
Thank you.

380
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,812
(MUSIC PLAYING)

381
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,849
(INDISTINCT DIALOGUE)

382
00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:43,956
Should I call you a nice person?

383
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,424
And I'm not a nice person?

384
00:20:45,426 --> 00:20:47,426
I don't think so.

385
00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,527
This is how the conversation
went last time.

386
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,697
Not at all, it says you're
a raging pussy.

387
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:52,834
Yeah.

388
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:57,769
This is fun, right?

389
00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,905
I shouldn't be dating somebody,
since I'm literally afraid...

390
00:20:59,907 --> 00:21:01,640
to check my ATM balance,
but...

391
00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:04,476
- (SCOFFS)
- What?!

392
00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,812
What?

393
00:21:06,814 --> 00:21:10,882
Well, I mean, like... are you
guys actually dating?

394
00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:17,489
Pfft, yeah! I mean... yeah.
Definitely.

395
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,492
Does she know that?

396
00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:20,459
Dude, fuck you, man.

397
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,794
Because usually when you're
dating somebody...

398
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:23,862
that's like a mutual, consentual
decision.

399
00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:26,998
It's not like a made up thing
in somebody's head, you know?

400
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,469
Just saying, early days, you
know?

401
00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:33,038
I don't know, I think breakfast
is serious.

402
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,775
I mean, I wouldn't say that
we're dating.

403
00:21:36,777 --> 00:21:38,811
So what are you doing?

404
00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:45,387
You know, hanging out.

405
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,788
- What?
- Yikes.

406
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,824
If I heard a guy I liked be
like, "Yeah, we're hanging out."

407
00:21:52,826 --> 00:21:56,428
I would literally be like...
kill me right there.

408
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,030
Well, we're lucky you're not
single.

409
00:21:58,032 --> 00:22:01,534
I don't want to be single.
I mean, like I do, but I don't.

410
00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:04,437
And I don't... that's not
about me.

411
00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:07,672
We are lucky you are not single.

412
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,742
They'd like hold your hand
or touch you...

413
00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:10,876
and you'd be like,
"We're dating!"

414
00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:11,843
I feel like when you meet
someone...

415
00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:12,878
you know if you're gonna love
them or not.

416
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,081
What, you went straight into
"We're married,"?

417
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,817
- Yeah.
- Of course, you did.

418
00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:20,053
I literally...

419
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,755
I assumed we were together from
like the night we had sex.

420
00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:25,990
I don't know, his idea of when
we started dating...

421
00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:29,728
from my idea, it's not like
months or days different...

422
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,930
we're talking like gaps in years
that he thought...

423
00:22:31,932 --> 00:22:34,566
we weren't together that we
were fully together.

424
00:22:34,568 --> 00:22:36,768
I'm like, if we're not together,
what else are you doing?

425
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,572
We're together every night, so...

426
00:22:39,574 --> 00:22:41,509
Jesus, you guys are fucked.

427
00:22:43,678 --> 00:22:47,482
I feel, I want to say,
I could be drunk.

428
00:22:50,951 --> 00:22:52,453
Shot, shot, shot!

429
00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,910
Oh my god... holy shit,
I got in!

430
00:23:18,912 --> 00:23:19,911
You got into where?

431
00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:22,014
Oh, the... a photograph of mine got into
this group show...

432
00:23:22,016 --> 00:23:23,615
that's going to be in a month.

433
00:23:23,617 --> 00:23:27,620
Oh my god, that's so cool.
Congrats.

434
00:23:27,622 --> 00:23:28,755
Yeah, I sent it in
like...

435
00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:31,623
Keep talking, I'm just getting
a little sip of water.

436
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,626
OWEN:
You want? I'm listening.

437
00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:35,761
No, I'm good.

438
00:23:35,763 --> 00:23:38,898
Never mind.

439
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,800
OWEN: You know, I think
I'm done editing the bar mitzvah...

440
00:23:40,802 --> 00:23:43,601
video, so I can finally get that
fucking check.

441
00:23:43,603 --> 00:23:44,736
(SIGHS)

442
00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:45,804
OWEN:
The parents loved it, though.

443
00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,907
They still have to show it
to the bar mitzvah boy...

444
00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:50,712
before we picture lock, but I
think that's just a formality.

445
00:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,990
- Good morning.
- Uh-uh...

446
00:24:22,776 --> 00:24:25,910
You know, last week I read an
article that women in prison...

447
00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:28,080
are more violent than men when
it's that time of the month...

448
00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:29,782
they'll literally just start
beating each other up...

449
00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,717
and sometimes they even murder
each other...

450
00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:33,218
because of their fucking
periods.

451
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,822
When did we say about fast
talking in the morning?

452
00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,660
We don't like it.

453
00:24:39,861 --> 00:24:41,826
- Okay, that's enough.
- What?

454
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:46,130
You're like grinding your boner
all over me?

455
00:24:46,132 --> 00:24:49,067
That's not because of you,
that's not a sex boner.

456
00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:52,004
That's just a night-morning
boner.

457
00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:54,739
Oh, thank you so much
for clarifying.

458
00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:56,976
MAN: (OVER PHONE)
And, uh, she still hasn't responded.

459
00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,110
Stop, look, see, the whites
with the colors?

460
00:24:58,112 --> 00:24:59,644
Like it really matters.

461
00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:00,813
The text is out there,
it's fine.

462
00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:01,880
I mean, she doesn't even respond
to me...

463
00:25:01,882 --> 00:25:03,748
sometimes for like a day, so...

464
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,884
MAN: (OVER PHONE)
I'm sorry. I'm being insane, you're right.

465
00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:07,919
Thanks, Hallie, I'll keep you
updated.

466
00:25:07,921 --> 00:25:09,591
Bye.

467
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:19,099
Argh...

468
00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:27,072
Are you actually still working
on that bar mitzvah video.

469
00:25:27,074 --> 00:25:30,109
Yeah, the guy's paying me
to reopen the edit...

470
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,810
because his son had more notes.

471
00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:33,812
Kid thinks he's the next
frickin' Kuprick.

472
00:25:33,814 --> 00:25:35,880
Do you want to watch the
next cut with me in a little?

473
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,082
Not really.

474
00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:38,283
I honestly think it was better
yesterday...

475
00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:41,790
but what the fuck do I know,
I'm just the editor, right?

476
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,935
So, that's it, we're just done
talking about it?

477
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:59,004
Can we just... can we just watch?

478
00:25:59,006 --> 00:26:01,907
Look, I don't want to watch this
for the tenth time.

479
00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:03,042
No, really, I have... he needs
it by tomorrow.

480
00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:05,009
I want to talk.

481
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,179
So you just flat out
don't want to live with me.

482
00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:10,015
I mean I'm sorry, but I just
think it's a little weird...

483
00:26:10,017 --> 00:26:11,182
that you're not even
considering it.

484
00:26:11,184 --> 00:26:13,185
Of course, I've considered it,
just...

485
00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:14,687
Oh, thank you so much.

486
00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:15,920
I'm sorry you don't want
to move in...

487
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:16,988
but thank you for
considering.

488
00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,189
Holy crap.

489
00:26:18,191 --> 00:26:20,258
You're gonna just hang onto
the one thing that I've said...

490
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:22,061
because that's what people do
when they want to fight.

491
00:26:22,063 --> 00:26:23,195
So you just want to...

492
00:26:23,197 --> 00:26:25,063
I-I-I want to solve this.

493
00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:28,066
- Oh, you're such an asshole!
- Okay? I really do.

494
00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:32,971
Don't you think if we moved
in, we would never move out?

495
00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:36,207
Don't you want to have things to
build towards or... or things...

496
00:26:36,209 --> 00:26:39,044
to look forward to or maybe
there are things we're missing...

497
00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:42,683
out on or things that we want
to try like before we...

498
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,985
Argh!

499
00:26:45,987 --> 00:26:52,256
Look, I love you, you know
I love you.

500
00:26:52,258 --> 00:26:57,262
Right now I'm just, I'm not
ready to settle down.

501
00:26:57,264 --> 00:26:58,263
- I'm just not.
- I'm not talking about...

502
00:26:58,265 --> 00:27:00,267
settling down, I'm talking about
living together.

503
00:27:02,803 --> 00:27:05,970
Look... I love you,
I love you too.

504
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:08,273
I just, I... yeah, I don't
want to force it, I guess.

505
00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:10,141
Exactly, I don't want to force
it either.

506
00:27:10,143 --> 00:27:12,343
Okay, but what are you saying
when you say that?

507
00:27:12,345 --> 00:27:14,246
Because it sounds like you're
saying you want...

508
00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,281
to have like a break
or something.

509
00:27:16,283 --> 00:27:18,883
Okay, things haven't felt right.
You know that...

510
00:27:18,885 --> 00:27:19,985
Yeah, I know how things haven't
felt.

511
00:27:19,987 --> 00:27:21,219
- Things haven't felt right.
- I know!

512
00:27:21,221 --> 00:27:23,054
Okay, so you know!

513
00:27:23,056 --> 00:27:26,291
Right, so then, I don't want
to move in together.

514
00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:27,993
I just... I'm sorry, I don't.

515
00:27:27,995 --> 00:27:29,361
And what if I hadn't said
anything, huh?

516
00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,162
We'd just be laying in bed
watching your stupid...

517
00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:33,165
fucking bar mitzvah video
for the 20th time?

518
00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:35,300
We were in a fight and now
you're breaking up with me...

519
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:36,935
and it's like we fight
all the time.

520
00:27:36,937 --> 00:27:38,937
Please don't say that.

521
00:27:38,939 --> 00:27:41,407
Please don't say break-up,
that's not what this is.

522
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:45,143
This is just me needing time,
I just need time.

523
00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,949
Some time of not being together.

524
00:27:56,923 --> 00:27:58,826
Will you stay over?

525
00:28:01,996 --> 00:28:05,200
You want to be alone,
then be alone.

526
00:28:11,305 --> 00:28:13,041
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

527
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:23,282
(MUSIC PLAYING)

528
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:26,054
(KETTLE WHISTLING)

529
00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:12,497
- Oh, of fucking course!
- Shit!

530
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:15,969
- Hal, what are you doing here?
- I live here, asshole!

531
00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:20,505
Hal, you all right?

532
00:29:20,507 --> 00:29:23,041
HALLIE:
Get the fuck out of here!

533
00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:24,376
We should go, she sounds pretty
upset.

534
00:29:24,378 --> 00:29:26,344
She means you.

535
00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:29,917
Oh, right, uh, she wants me
to go, fuck.

536
00:29:32,253 --> 00:29:33,955
Go!

537
00:29:41,394 --> 00:29:42,963
Hal?

538
00:29:55,008 --> 00:29:58,075
Rachel Flegelman, a blast
from the past.

539
00:29:58,077 --> 00:30:02,514
Maybe we shouldn't tell
Matt about this.

540
00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:04,349
Matt who?

541
00:30:04,351 --> 00:30:07,319
(SCOFFS) Never mind.

542
00:30:07,321 --> 00:30:09,321
Hey, do you want to um,
get brunch?

543
00:30:09,323 --> 00:30:11,926
Um...

544
00:30:23,269 --> 00:30:27,505
Hallie, do a shot with me.

545
00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:30,475
Gross, that's from Clare's
birthday like two years ago in.

546
00:30:30,477 --> 00:30:31,709
Plus, it's 3:00 PM.

547
00:30:31,711 --> 00:30:34,446
Yeah, exactly, it's 3:00 PM and
you're staring at the trees...

548
00:30:34,448 --> 00:30:37,216
Like you're in a
Cymbalta commercial.

549
00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:42,420
Willa, I am on a break with the
guy who I thought I was going...

550
00:30:42,422 --> 00:30:46,057
to marry, please just give me
some motherfucking time.

551
00:30:46,059 --> 00:30:48,060
Okay, I'm sorry.

552
00:30:48,062 --> 00:30:50,062
Look, I just want to make
you happy.

553
00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:52,033
What will make you happy?

554
00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:57,201
There's my girl.

555
00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,072
Thank you.

556
00:31:00,074 --> 00:31:03,207
Can we look at pictures
of sushi on Yelp?

557
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:06,011
Yeah, come here.

558
00:31:06,013 --> 00:31:08,216
(TALK RADIO PLAYING)

559
00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:11,486
(HORN HONKING)

560
00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:16,354
- Dude, are you wearing a bandana?
- Sure am!

561
00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:18,623
I got a membership at Gold's,
did a couple of circuits...

562
00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:20,391
before I got here, come on in.

563
00:31:20,393 --> 00:31:22,494
Wait, you're eating already?
I thought we were getting lunch.

564
00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:25,264
Bro, I waited an hour and a half
yesterday for this bad boy.

565
00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,532
Don't want it to go to waste.

566
00:31:27,534 --> 00:31:29,504
You lost a couple of -penos
there.

567
00:31:32,038 --> 00:31:35,340
Pass me the ranch, right in your
side compartment right there?

568
00:31:35,342 --> 00:31:37,109
Besides, who do I have to be
skinny for you...

569
00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:38,209
you know what I mean?

570
00:31:38,211 --> 00:31:39,445
Let's talk about the facts,
okay?

571
00:31:39,447 --> 00:31:41,647
The little one would never let
me keep my sauces in the car...

572
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,649
but now I have them for easy
access whenever I want.

573
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:48,519
Look, I love you and, and I know
you and Hallie just broke up...

574
00:31:48,521 --> 00:31:52,189
but this is not good, all right,
you're gonna fall into a hole.

575
00:31:52,191 --> 00:31:56,561
You said you wanted freedom,
you should really use it right.

576
00:31:56,563 --> 00:31:59,230
All right, you're doing a whole
lot of talking about me.

577
00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:01,166
What about Willa? What's going
on with you guys?

578
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:02,534
You haven't talked about her...

579
00:32:02,536 --> 00:32:04,303
the whole minute you've been
in the car, I'm amazed.

580
00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:05,371
It's, it's good.

581
00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:08,073
It's actually, yeah, it's
actually really good.

582
00:32:08,075 --> 00:32:10,475
She, um, she and I had the
"How many people have you...

583
00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,544
"slept with?" conversation
the other day.

584
00:32:12,546 --> 00:32:16,081
Which usually fucking sucks, but
it turns out we're both at nine.

585
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,082
And she just turned to me in bed
and said...

586
00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:20,185
"I love that we're each
other's tens."

587
00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:22,219
- What... stop.
- Really?

588
00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:25,223
- What? What?
- Nine, nine?

589
00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:27,225
- Yes.
- Come on.

590
00:32:27,227 --> 00:32:31,196
Who do you think she is,
ten people total?

591
00:32:31,198 --> 00:32:34,666
Yeah, like maybe ten people last
fucking Christmas...

592
00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:36,400
over the holiday break.

593
00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:37,535
Shut the fuck up.

594
00:32:37,537 --> 00:32:38,704
Okay, pal, let me tell you
something, pal, all right?

595
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:43,274
Willa's like a fucking goddess,
she's like a sex goddess.

596
00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:45,576
The girl is like top three most
beautiful women...

597
00:32:45,578 --> 00:32:47,178
I've ever seen in real life.

598
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,447
Why are we still in park?

599
00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:51,416
Let me ask, wait, wait, let me
just ask you a question first.

600
00:32:51,418 --> 00:32:55,187
Did you give the number and then
she agreed with you?

601
00:32:55,189 --> 00:32:58,290
Or did she give the number
first?

602
00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:01,192
You gave the number and she
agreed with you.

603
00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:03,562
Breaks my heart that I'm right
all the time.

604
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,598
It smells really weird in here.

605
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,536
That's the smell of freedom,
my friend.

606
00:33:10,603 --> 00:33:14,339
So I was going to say,
what are you up to today?

607
00:33:14,341 --> 00:33:17,342
I have a surprise for us.
I'll bring the vodka water.

608
00:33:17,344 --> 00:33:18,442
Or is it weird if I don't
acknowledge...

609
00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,444
the Owen and Hallie situation?

610
00:33:19,446 --> 00:33:21,513
Yo, you sound straight up like
a murderer...

611
00:33:21,515 --> 00:33:22,613
when you overthink this much.

612
00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:25,350
Stop. There, can you just
please write it for me?

613
00:33:25,352 --> 00:33:26,717
You know what, it's fine.

614
00:33:26,719 --> 00:33:29,521
Oh, she's typing, that's good,
right?

615
00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:31,355
Or is it bad that she hasn't
waited?

616
00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,757
I don't know what
the rules are anymore.

617
00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:34,726
Okay, we know the typing
bubble's gone now.

618
00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,496
- This is your face when you cry.
- How do you know?

619
00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:41,235
Fuck you, stop, stop.

620
00:33:43,603 --> 00:33:45,736
So you're really not gonna
tell me.

621
00:33:45,738 --> 00:33:48,675
Nope... you'll see.

622
00:33:49,642 --> 00:33:51,376
Oh, here he is.

623
00:33:51,378 --> 00:33:54,345
What do you mean, here he is.
Are we doing a drug deal?

624
00:33:54,347 --> 00:33:56,515
Just trust me, all right?
What?

625
00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,417
Oh, we're getting into his car,
okay.

626
00:33:58,419 --> 00:34:01,589
(MUSIC PLAYING)

627
00:34:09,196 --> 00:34:10,661
Hey, hey, what's up, guys?
I'm Adam.

628
00:34:10,663 --> 00:34:13,431
So would you mind explaining to
Willa what we're doing here...

629
00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:15,199
because she has no idea.

630
00:34:15,201 --> 00:34:16,768
Well, Willa, we're gonna go
on the OJ tour.

631
00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:19,804
- What?
- The OJ Simpson Murder Tour.

632
00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:21,609
It's vodka-water.

633
00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:24,975
Let's do it.

634
00:34:24,977 --> 00:34:28,379
All right, we're gonna just jump
straight into the tour here.

635
00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:30,681
Across the street is
Paul Revere Middle School.

636
00:34:30,683 --> 00:34:33,618
Now this is where OJ Simpson
and Nicole's daughter...

637
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,754
had a dance recital on the night
of June 12th, 1994.

638
00:34:36,756 --> 00:34:40,625
You remember from the court
case, OJ was found not guilty...

639
00:34:40,627 --> 00:34:43,228
of the murders, for the purposes
of our tour...

640
00:34:43,230 --> 00:34:44,395
we're just gonna say that
he did it.

641
00:34:44,397 --> 00:34:47,734
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

642
00:35:06,652 --> 00:35:09,457
Where the fuck is my assistant?
Hallie?!

643
00:35:12,526 --> 00:35:15,527
Oh, Dexter's girlfriend quit.

644
00:35:15,529 --> 00:35:18,330
Who wears a size zero
around here?

645
00:35:18,332 --> 00:35:21,500
- STYLIST: Hallie does.
- Get her in a dress!

646
00:35:21,502 --> 00:35:23,734
(MUSIC CHANGES)

647
00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:25,439
Dexter.

648
00:35:28,341 --> 00:35:31,475
This is Hallie, my assistant,
she's replacing your girlfriend.

649
00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,879
Hi. Oh...

650
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,846
Nice to meet you... Dexter.

651
00:35:35,848 --> 00:35:37,584
I know.

652
00:35:38,752 --> 00:35:40,252
- Shall we?
- Yeah!

653
00:35:40,254 --> 00:35:42,721
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

654
00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:45,757
HALLIE: But I honestly
prefered it to season one, actually.

655
00:35:45,759 --> 00:35:49,460
What about the scenes you do in
space, how do you shoot that?

656
00:35:49,462 --> 00:35:51,696
I mean, obviously you're not in
space, duh.

657
00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:54,569
But do they have you like flying
up in the air or something or...

658
00:35:57,671 --> 00:36:03,375
This may be a little forward,
but do you have a boyfriend?

659
00:36:03,377 --> 00:36:07,645
Don't you have a girlfriend?

660
00:36:07,647 --> 00:36:11,283
We're, uh, we're kind of in a
rough patch if I'm being honest.

661
00:36:11,285 --> 00:36:12,716
How do you mean?

662
00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:15,754
I mean, I love Owen, his name's
Owen and I love him.

663
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:19,524
I just, I don't know, things are
so weird right now.

664
00:36:19,526 --> 00:36:21,725
We might be moving in together
though, which I think...

665
00:36:21,727 --> 00:36:24,596
I think could help.

666
00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:27,431
I think we just need some
newness, you know?

667
00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:29,634
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:
Okay, guys, they're ready for you.

668
00:36:29,636 --> 00:36:32,536
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

669
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:35,308
Okay, act like you have
a secret.

670
00:36:37,611 --> 00:36:41,679
No, like... like you have
a secret.

671
00:36:41,681 --> 00:36:46,587
♪ There was nothing I could do
Nothing I could do ♪

672
00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:49,880
- Hi.
- Hi.

673
00:37:49,882 --> 00:37:51,415
I'm Owen.

674
00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:52,984
I'm just waiting for my
boyfriend.

675
00:37:52,986 --> 00:37:54,654
Okay.

676
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:58,957
That's phenomenal, cheers.

677
00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,759
Thank you.

678
00:38:00,761 --> 00:38:03,627
I mean, it's just one photo and
it is a big group show...

679
00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,730
but who knows, maybe it'll sell.

680
00:38:05,732 --> 00:38:07,832
I'm actually a bit of an
amateur photographer myself.

681
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:10,768
- Oh what, like your Instagram?
- Yeah.

682
00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:12,737
It's crazy, like with all the
fans of the show.

683
00:38:12,739 --> 00:38:13,871
Oh, I was kidding.

684
00:38:13,873 --> 00:38:16,741
Okay, I can take a picture
of anything I see, right?

685
00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:18,643
Mm-hm.

686
00:38:18,645 --> 00:38:21,779
As soon as I post it like
100 likes...

687
00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:28,053
500 likes, 1,000... guys like
everything.

688
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,424
- Um, can I click refresh?
- Yeah, do it.

689
00:38:33,426 --> 00:38:35,759
- Crazy.
- OWEN: Holy shit, it's this guy.

690
00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:37,027
Hey, look, don't worry about it.

691
00:38:37,029 --> 00:38:38,663
I deal with this kind
of thing all the time.

692
00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:39,663
He probably wants a
picture or something.

693
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:42,033
Just let me do the talking.
What's up, man?

694
00:38:42,035 --> 00:38:43,902
Wow, okay.

695
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,870
You know, she made me watch your
stupid little show...

696
00:38:45,872 --> 00:38:47,672
and I actually liked it.

697
00:38:47,674 --> 00:38:50,507
I didn't want to,
but I did, but not anymore.

698
00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:52,643
You just lost a viewer in me,
buddy boy, okay.

699
00:38:52,645 --> 00:38:54,446
I will no longer be using...

700
00:38:54,448 --> 00:38:57,515
Hallie's mother's HBOGo
password.

701
00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:59,654
Good luck with Season 4.

702
00:39:02,922 --> 00:39:04,691
That the boyfriend you
mentioned.

703
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,962
Yeah.

704
00:39:14,968 --> 00:39:18,837
Sorry, man, can I give you
a dollar for a cigarette?

705
00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:20,471
You can just have one.

706
00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,908
Thanks.

707
00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:26,012
I'm sorry, can I get a lighter
too?

708
00:39:31,551 --> 00:39:34,118
Can't believe she brought
him here, our fucking spot.

709
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,556
- Excuse me.
- Hm?

710
00:39:38,924 --> 00:39:40,658
Now we're on this whole
true crime kick.

711
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,926
Did you know the movie theater
I work at is like fully haunted?

712
00:39:42,928 --> 00:39:44,027
- Wait, what?
- Mm-hm.

713
00:39:44,029 --> 00:39:45,996
In the 90's, the owner was
murdered by a hit man...

714
00:39:45,998 --> 00:39:48,031
who was hired by the
projectionist, his lover?

715
00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:50,033
Because he thought
he was in the will.

716
00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:51,736
Unreal.

717
00:39:51,738 --> 00:39:53,004
How do people still think that
they can be...

718
00:39:53,006 --> 00:39:55,507
the beneficiary of a
murder victim's shit...

719
00:39:55,509 --> 00:39:58,842
have them killed and that they
won't be busted by the cops...

720
00:39:58,844 --> 00:40:01,145
- within one second.
- I know, right?

721
00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:03,013
(PHONE DINGS)

722
00:40:03,015 --> 00:40:04,748
Wait, who is it?

723
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,018
She says, "Almost back
with the actor.

724
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:09,721
"Sorry for the short notice."

725
00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:12,690
Can you respond, "all good"?

726
00:40:12,692 --> 00:40:14,926
Sure, what's your passcode?

727
00:40:14,928 --> 00:40:17,694
One, two, three, four.

728
00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:18,996
Wow, crack security system
you got there?

729
00:40:18,998 --> 00:40:20,899
I have nothing to hide.

730
00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:23,534
Also, so should we leave?

731
00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:24,605
Oh! I didn't realize you guys
were here!

732
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:27,138
Hi.

733
00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:31,542
Oh, looks like we got a
full house over here.

734
00:40:31,544 --> 00:40:34,578
Oh, hi guys.

735
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:36,049
WILLA: Hey, we're just
about to bounce.

736
00:40:52,031 --> 00:40:55,769
- Are you doing Cat Cow?
- Just one sec, I'm almost there.

737
00:40:59,906 --> 00:41:02,040
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.

738
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,641
- Are you ready?
- Oh, yeah.

739
00:41:03,643 --> 00:41:05,112
(TOILET FLUSHING)

740
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,748
I was just very intimately
associated...

741
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,720
with whatever's happening there.

742
00:41:16,723 --> 00:41:20,091
Oh, man, I wish I could stay
the night.

743
00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:22,562
Bye.

744
00:41:28,801 --> 00:41:31,571
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

745
00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:35,839
- Hi.
- Hi.

746
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,975
I'm sorry. Were we too loud?

747
00:41:37,977 --> 00:41:39,111
No, no, you're all good.

748
00:41:39,113 --> 00:41:42,013
I mean yeah, but no, you
actually have a second to talk?

749
00:41:42,015 --> 00:41:44,147
Yeah, sure, what's going on?

750
00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:47,150
Um, okay. I know this is so
weird and out of the blue...

751
00:41:47,152 --> 00:41:51,022
but um, Thad asked me to move
in with him.

752
00:41:51,024 --> 00:41:53,123
Australia Thad?

753
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:57,995
Yeah, he's like moving
here to be with me.

754
00:41:57,997 --> 00:42:00,063
Oh my god, Clara, congrats.

755
00:42:00,065 --> 00:42:02,000
It's so annoying, isn't it?
I mean the worst?

756
00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:05,069
Oh my god, no, no, I'm happy
for you.

757
00:42:05,071 --> 00:42:07,205
I heard you sh-banging.

758
00:42:07,207 --> 00:42:08,942
(PHONE VIBRATES)

759
00:42:13,013 --> 00:42:16,083
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

760
00:42:42,007 --> 00:42:45,777
Hand me that little box in the
compartment, will you, pal?

761
00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:48,846
- (SLURPING)
- Sorry.

762
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:51,214
ACTOR: (ON SCREEN)
Hold the wheel, will you?

763
00:42:51,216 --> 00:42:52,652
How far you goin'?

764
00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:59,026
I think it's cute you made me
a mix tape.

765
00:43:01,828 --> 00:43:04,194
It's like we're in eighth grade.

766
00:43:04,196 --> 00:43:05,330
Are you making fun of me?

767
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,967
Yeah.

768
00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:12,136
- I put that DJ Diaz song on here.
- Hm?

769
00:43:12,138 --> 00:43:14,304
For our first night.

770
00:43:14,306 --> 00:43:18,842
Oh, our dry-humping song.

771
00:43:18,844 --> 00:43:20,210
Okay, well, they're actually
playing pretty soon.

772
00:43:20,212 --> 00:43:21,814
I could be down.

773
00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:26,016
Dope, well, I should head out.

774
00:43:26,018 --> 00:43:27,919
- I have to be...
- No!

775
00:43:27,921 --> 00:43:30,821
- I got some stuff to do.
- No, you don't.

776
00:43:30,823 --> 00:43:33,924
Wait, no, this is not
going to work.

777
00:43:33,926 --> 00:43:37,362
- You're breaking up with me?
- Shut up, sink sex.

778
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,996
This is not gonna work, either.

779
00:43:38,998 --> 00:43:41,766
Nothing's good enough for you.

780
00:43:41,768 --> 00:43:48,306
♪ Under the covers I gave
myself to you ♪

781
00:43:48,308 --> 00:43:50,942
Clara left some crystals.

782
00:43:50,944 --> 00:43:53,176
Wait, so your old landlord
shipped over all this stuff.

783
00:43:53,178 --> 00:43:54,946
He must've really liked you.

784
00:43:54,948 --> 00:43:56,848
Yeah, he had a crush on me,
so he kept them for awhile.

785
00:43:56,850 --> 00:43:58,116
Yo, what's up?

786
00:43:58,118 --> 00:44:00,051
OWEN: (OVER PHONE)
What up, biatch? You stick your finger...

787
00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:02,020
in Willa's butt last night
or what?

788
00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:04,187
I'm sorry. Yo, dude, come on.

789
00:44:04,189 --> 00:44:05,890
Bro, do you believe this shit?

790
00:44:05,892 --> 00:44:07,324
Do I believe what shit?

791
00:44:07,326 --> 00:44:10,161
Is Hallie fucking Persky,
she is, isn't she?

792
00:44:10,163 --> 00:44:12,129
Son of a fucking bitch.

793
00:44:12,131 --> 00:44:13,998
Honestly, I could tell
at the 4th of July party.

794
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,067
That guy has been trying to fuck
her for so long. Holy shit.

795
00:44:17,069 --> 00:44:19,870
First that stupid ass
from the spacecraft show...

796
00:44:19,872 --> 00:44:21,172
- and now this fool?
- Bro, what are you talking about?

797
00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:23,274
Bro, I can see it
on their Instagrams...

798
00:44:23,276 --> 00:44:25,109
they're commenting back and
forth like dumb shit.

799
00:44:25,111 --> 00:44:26,243
Like "dope sunset".

800
00:44:26,245 --> 00:44:28,279
MATT: (OVER PHONE)
Dude, why are you so charged up?

801
00:44:28,281 --> 00:44:31,214
Honestly his name should be
a verb, to Persky.

802
00:44:31,216 --> 00:44:33,917
Sample sentence, "Hey, I just
heard they broke up...

803
00:44:33,919 --> 00:44:35,386
"so I'm going to Persky the shit
out of her!"

804
00:44:35,388 --> 00:44:37,120
Yo, you need to relax, bro.

805
00:44:37,122 --> 00:44:40,024
Relaxed? I feel like I'm
going to fucking stroke out.

806
00:44:40,026 --> 00:44:41,993
I feel like Liotta at the
end of Goodfellas...

807
00:44:41,995 --> 00:44:43,393
seeing fucking helicopters.

808
00:44:43,395 --> 00:44:44,562
Alright, I'm sorry.

809
00:44:44,564 --> 00:44:47,198
Look, I'm with Willa right
now, so I can't really talk.

810
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,801
Okay, whatever Hallie's up to,
it's fine.

811
00:44:49,803 --> 00:44:52,270
I'm on a record breaking fuck
streak of my own right now.

812
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,906
So listen, mysterious and busy,
my man, you feel me...

813
00:44:55,908 --> 00:44:58,344
or she'll break your little
heart in half.

814
00:45:06,018 --> 00:45:08,185
Thank god, you guys are here.
This is so embarrassing.

815
00:45:08,187 --> 00:45:09,386
Nobody is here.

816
00:45:09,388 --> 00:45:11,288
Hal, what are you talking about?
They're totally people here.

817
00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:13,091
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but nobody that I invited.

818
00:45:13,093 --> 00:45:15,125
I mean it's literally you guys
and my boss...

819
00:45:15,127 --> 00:45:17,161
- that showed up for me.
- Fuck everyone else.

820
00:45:17,163 --> 00:45:20,198
Brandon Saknov texted me being
like, daddy can't find his keys.

821
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,333
And then fucking Shareen
texted me being like...

822
00:45:22,335 --> 00:45:24,435
Baby Girl, I'm stuck with this
guy. I love you.

823
00:45:24,437 --> 00:45:26,103
I would literally do
anything to be there.

824
00:45:26,105 --> 00:45:27,304
It's like, really? Would you?

825
00:45:27,306 --> 00:45:28,573
I mean my next show's just gonna
be screen grabs of those...

826
00:45:28,575 --> 00:45:32,342
text messages called reasons why
my friends bailed on my opening.

827
00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,112
- We'll come to that one.
- Yep.

828
00:45:34,114 --> 00:45:37,080
Hallie, I want you to meet
Lindsay.

829
00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:39,250
Lindsay lives in the house
we shot Dexter in.

830
00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:40,217
Stop.

831
00:45:40,219 --> 00:45:42,386
And Lindsay, this is Hallie,
my assistant.

832
00:45:42,388 --> 00:45:43,920
That house is beautiful.

833
00:45:43,922 --> 00:45:45,121
Thank you so much
for letting us use it.

834
00:45:45,123 --> 00:45:48,359
I wish it was mine, I'm just
housesitting for my godmother...

835
00:45:48,361 --> 00:45:50,495
I didn't even tell her
you guys used it.

836
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:52,964
So, Lindsay, this is
Hallie's photograph.

837
00:45:52,966 --> 00:45:55,333
It's the best one here
as far as I'm concerned.

838
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,368
Oh my god, thank you so much
for saying that.

839
00:45:57,370 --> 00:46:01,239
I just wish my love life was
going as well as my work life.

840
00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:03,074
I'm sorry, I don't know why
I said that.

841
00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:04,908
I think I've just had way
too much wine.

842
00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,277
No, there's no such
thing as too much wine.

843
00:46:07,279 --> 00:46:09,980
In fact, maybe we
should get you some more.

844
00:46:09,982 --> 00:46:12,251
Yes, please.

845
00:46:39,478 --> 00:46:41,545
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

846
00:46:41,547 --> 00:46:43,883
Her ring.

847
00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:47,888
Fucking kidding me.

848
00:46:57,330 --> 00:47:00,433
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

849
00:47:31,096 --> 00:47:32,399
Let's go swimming.

850
00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:39,939
Come on.

851
00:47:44,277 --> 00:47:46,046
Ready?

852
00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,143
Seriously.

853
00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:20,380
Oh, wait, my pants.

854
00:48:22,015 --> 00:48:26,384
- Oh, sorry, I'll go in the back.
- Sorry.

855
00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:27,618
Two of you, one of me.

856
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:29,620
I think he's dropping you off
first anyways.

857
00:48:29,622 --> 00:48:31,422
I'm Eugene by the way.

858
00:48:31,424 --> 00:48:34,161
- Willa.
- Hi, pleasure.

859
00:48:36,094 --> 00:48:39,062
Um, can we maybe not tell Owen
about what just happened?

860
00:48:39,064 --> 00:48:42,533
- Oh, he'd totally lose his shit.
- Yeah.

861
00:48:42,535 --> 00:48:44,534
Who's Owen?

862
00:48:44,536 --> 00:48:46,569
I can't wait to be neighbors.

863
00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:49,105
I'm just gonna be the guy
in the back yard blasting...

864
00:48:49,107 --> 00:48:50,306
Dashboard Confessional.

865
00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:53,143
You are never living that down,
you're a fucking plagerizer.

866
00:48:53,145 --> 00:48:55,513
Well, you have to admit I
was at least convincing at it.

867
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,547
I would, you know, cross
stuff out...

868
00:48:57,549 --> 00:49:00,083
so it would seem like I'd make
mistakes as it went on.

869
00:49:00,085 --> 00:49:02,486
Buddy, they reminded me
of the Zodiac letters.

870
00:49:02,488 --> 00:49:07,290
I mean, I knew the whole time.
I've told you this, it's sweet.

871
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,326
You're comparing me to the
Zodiac killer...

872
00:49:08,328 --> 00:49:11,161
but you're letting me live
in your back house.

873
00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:12,429
Very mixed signals.

874
00:49:12,431 --> 00:49:14,665
So that's you, that
back house right there.

875
00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,433
- Hey babe.
- Hey baby.

876
00:49:16,435 --> 00:49:18,301
- Here's coffee.
- Nice, thank you.

877
00:49:18,303 --> 00:49:21,105
- Mm-hm.
- Oh, hey, man, Ash.

878
00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:22,605
Hey, Owen.

879
00:49:22,607 --> 00:49:26,344
Yeah, oh, this is our new
tenant. Oh my god.

880
00:49:26,346 --> 00:49:28,578
Oh yeah, right, nice to meet
you, brother.

881
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,246
Nice to meet you.

882
00:49:30,248 --> 00:49:33,283
You got a good one.

883
00:49:33,285 --> 00:49:34,387
Yeah.

884
00:49:41,259 --> 00:49:46,096
- Morning, sunshine.
- Yeah, good morning.

885
00:49:46,098 --> 00:49:49,632
I can't believe you grew up
in this fuck palace.

886
00:49:49,634 --> 00:49:52,737
Yeah.

887
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,739
So what's the deal with your
parents?

888
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:57,341
Uh, they... they do visual
effects together...

889
00:49:57,343 --> 00:50:01,478
and my mom's a VFX producer and
my dad's a VFX supervisor.

890
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,513
They worked together,
that's cute.

891
00:50:03,515 --> 00:50:05,716
Yeah, they're like perfect.

892
00:50:05,718 --> 00:50:10,754
And they're doing this new
Marvel movie in Atlanta.

893
00:50:10,756 --> 00:50:14,093
Well, when are they back?
I really want to meet them.

894
00:50:15,227 --> 00:50:16,361
Sorry.

895
00:50:16,363 --> 00:50:18,362
Wait, have you ever introduced
them to a girl before?

896
00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:20,698
What, no, no...

897
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:24,502
I just thought maybe it was
like a little soon, but, but no.

898
00:50:24,504 --> 00:50:28,239
If, if, if you want to meet
them, then I'd love that.

899
00:50:28,241 --> 00:50:30,507
I mean, yeah, they're
back in like a month.

900
00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,643
Oh, perfect, just in time
for the wedding.

901
00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:35,614
Yeah, I never introduced
them to a girlfriend before.

902
00:50:39,652 --> 00:50:42,620
- I'm sorry, did I just ruin it?
- No.

903
00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:44,288
I know, we haven't had that
conversation yet.

904
00:50:44,290 --> 00:50:45,790
No, no, no, it's all good.

905
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:50,594
Oh, how could I forget?

906
00:50:50,596 --> 00:50:52,663
This is for you.

907
00:50:52,665 --> 00:50:55,332
A mix CD.

908
00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:58,469
You already gave me one.
Do you remember? Are you okay?

909
00:50:58,471 --> 00:51:00,471
No, this is an
extension of that one.

910
00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:02,406
Yeah, I made a playlist of like 40
something songs...

911
00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:04,741
and this everything I can fit
on the first one...

912
00:51:04,743 --> 00:51:07,446
because you can only do like 20
or 21 on a CD.

913
00:51:11,283 --> 00:51:15,252
Big Willa Style, mix number two.

914
00:51:15,254 --> 00:51:18,254
- This time it's personal.
- Personal, yeah.

915
00:51:18,256 --> 00:51:20,326
Whoa.

916
00:51:23,696 --> 00:51:27,397
So, uh, want to get
some breakfast?

917
00:51:27,399 --> 00:51:29,667
Um, I'm actually not hungry.

918
00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:30,734
Oh, okay.

919
00:51:30,736 --> 00:51:33,471
Well, I mean we could do like
a... do a bagel run...

920
00:51:33,473 --> 00:51:37,308
we could get like a dozen or
something bagels.

921
00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:38,576
That's a lot of bagels.

922
00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:40,844
Oh shit. I just remembered
my laundry.

923
00:51:40,846 --> 00:51:44,214
Oh, word, we can... we can go
grab it.

924
00:51:44,216 --> 00:51:46,216
No, it'll get moldy and wrinkly.

925
00:51:46,218 --> 00:51:48,219
Um, I'm just going
to run and grab it.

926
00:51:48,221 --> 00:51:49,453
I-I will call you later.

927
00:51:49,455 --> 00:51:53,426
Oh cool. I gotta go help Owen
move in, so that's perfect.

928
00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:03,734
Fuck.

929
00:52:03,736 --> 00:52:07,871
Hallie, want to get some food?
I'm fucking starving.

930
00:52:07,873 --> 00:52:09,839
Also, apparently Owen
has a new place.

931
00:52:09,841 --> 00:52:11,609
HALLIE: (OVER PHONE)
Clara's here just come home.

932
00:52:11,611 --> 00:52:14,346
- Hi, Willa!
- Okay.

933
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:24,223
(PHONE DINGS)

934
00:52:33,632 --> 00:52:35,598
Okay, are you guys ready?

935
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,703
Can't believe we're gonna hear a
song that you actually wrote.

936
00:52:42,774 --> 00:52:50,346
♪ Sweet Virginia has to wait ♪

937
00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:54,717
♪ Got a lovesick heart on fire ♪

938
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,788
♪ Got a lovesick heart on fire ♪

939
00:52:58,790 --> 00:53:03,661
♪ All her friends know
she's on a wire ♪

940
00:53:03,663 --> 00:53:10,634
♪ Sweet sweet ♪

941
00:53:10,636 --> 00:53:15,573
♪ Makes her say the strangest
things ♪

942
00:53:15,575 --> 00:53:19,909
♪ She told Marie that she
was in love ♪

943
00:53:19,911 --> 00:53:24,315
♪ Fell into the arms of Hadra's
smile ♪

944
00:53:24,317 --> 00:53:27,551
♪ At the break of a cracking
dawn ♪

945
00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:33,489
♪ On the Westside high ♪

946
00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:39,865
♪ So Virginia stays at home ♪

947
00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:45,868
♪ Doing all the simple household
things ♪

948
00:53:45,870 --> 00:53:51,341
♪ Picking up the phone and
letting it ring ♪

949
00:53:51,343 --> 00:53:55,913
♪ And she plays in lover's eye ♪

950
00:53:55,915 --> 00:54:02,855
♪ Sweet ♪

951
00:54:03,788 --> 00:54:05,788
So nice being back here.

952
00:54:05,790 --> 00:54:08,558
Honestly, Thad won't even
let me smoke in the house.

953
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,761
It's really annoying.

954
00:54:10,763 --> 00:54:12,663
Thank you so much.

955
00:54:12,665 --> 00:54:17,701
Willa, what are you doing?
Are you texting Jacob?

956
00:54:17,703 --> 00:54:19,703
I thought you said
you were done with him.

957
00:54:19,705 --> 00:54:21,705
Leave me alone, let me live.

958
00:54:21,707 --> 00:54:24,708
Forget about Jakob, okay?
He's a dick.

959
00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:26,777
- He spells his name like Jacob.
- That is true.

960
00:54:26,779 --> 00:54:27,844
Just make it work with Matt.

961
00:54:27,846 --> 00:54:31,582
I mean, I know he's weird,
but he's a good guy...

962
00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:33,750
and you're being stupid, okay.

963
00:54:33,752 --> 00:54:36,420
I mean, you have someone that
wants to spend time with you.

964
00:54:36,422 --> 00:54:40,424
Okay, I am... I'm alone, like I am...
I'm so fucking alone...

965
00:54:40,426 --> 00:54:42,893
to be honest, I just cannot hear
you go on and on and on...

966
00:54:42,895 --> 00:54:45,663
any more about how
Matt texted me too much.

967
00:54:45,665 --> 00:54:47,665
Matt just wants to
eat bagels with me.

968
00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:49,900
Like I'm too fragile right now,
okay.

969
00:54:49,902 --> 00:54:52,372
Owen never wanted to
just eat bagels with me.

970
00:54:54,906 --> 00:54:57,908
Favorite Selfie face.

971
00:54:57,910 --> 00:54:59,009
The classic, the pout.

972
00:54:59,011 --> 00:55:00,911
The classic pout from this
angle.

973
00:55:00,913 --> 00:55:01,946
Who's this dude?
I don't trust this guy.

974
00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:03,681
- These one's are super cute.
- Okay, we're done.

975
00:55:03,683 --> 00:55:05,482
Can I plug my phone in?

976
00:55:05,484 --> 00:55:06,752
Yeah, sure.

977
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:12,489
Ooh, actually, I have an idea.

978
00:55:12,491 --> 00:55:17,728
Okay, um, okay, can I do
a magic trick for you?

979
00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,929
- Are you gonna think I'm weird?
- Okay.

980
00:55:19,931 --> 00:55:21,799
Okay, wait, was that a yes?

981
00:55:21,801 --> 00:55:22,933
You're just gonna think
I'm weird?

982
00:55:22,935 --> 00:55:23,933
Yes.

983
00:55:23,935 --> 00:55:27,004
Let me... I gotta get warmed up,
let me see, um...

984
00:55:27,006 --> 00:55:29,975
Okay, pick a card.
Don't show me, though.

985
00:55:31,810 --> 00:55:32,879
I'm actually really nervous.

986
00:55:35,047 --> 00:55:36,746
- Yeah? You got it?
- Okay.

987
00:55:36,748 --> 00:55:39,583
Okay, let's hope my powers are
on point today...

988
00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:40,951
because sometimes I'm
a little off.

989
00:55:40,953 --> 00:55:42,685
Put it back, right there.

990
00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:45,489
- Okay... take a look at it.
- Mm-hm.

991
00:55:45,491 --> 00:55:46,656
- Don't show me, okay.
- No?

992
00:55:46,658 --> 00:55:47,824
- You remember it.
- I remember.

993
00:55:47,826 --> 00:55:49,092
Because if you forget it,
it does kind of make the magic.

994
00:55:49,094 --> 00:55:50,694
- Okay.
- All right.

995
00:55:50,696 --> 00:55:52,962
- Do you want me to shuffle?
- Mm-hm.

996
00:55:52,964 --> 00:55:54,897
Yeah? Wow, you are very
suspicious.

997
00:55:54,899 --> 00:55:55,998
I thought you were more
trusting of me.

998
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,536
I don't see... okay, here we go.

999
00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,906
I'm going to try and find
your card out of all these.

1000
00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:05,708
But I'm going to try to
find it using my mouth.

1001
00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:08,448
Okay, and double check,
there's nothing in my mouth?

1002
00:56:11,616 --> 00:56:13,650
- Okay.
- We good? Okay, here we go.

1003
00:56:13,652 --> 00:56:14,917
Well, there is, there's teeth
and the tongue...

1004
00:56:14,919 --> 00:56:17,656
but if you miss that
then you'll miss anything.

1005
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,529
Okay.

1006
00:56:33,138 --> 00:56:35,705
- No, it's not my card.
- What?

1007
00:56:35,707 --> 00:56:37,876
- It's not my card.
- Oh, my god, what?

1008
00:56:40,145 --> 00:56:41,547
Fuck.

1009
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,687
Are you okay?

1010
00:56:53,558 --> 00:56:55,926
I'm so sorry, this has never
happened to me before.

1011
00:56:55,928 --> 00:56:59,897
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god, I feel so ill.

1012
00:56:59,899 --> 00:57:02,533
- What the fuck?
- Wait, my eyes are watering.

1013
00:57:02,535 --> 00:57:07,737
- Was that it?
- What the... how did you do that?

1014
00:57:07,739 --> 00:57:09,038
You're such a nerd.

1015
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,875
Thank you, I actually take that
as a compliment.

1016
00:57:11,877 --> 00:57:14,514
Oh, my god.

1017
00:58:09,968 --> 00:58:11,671
- Mm.
- Mm.

1018
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:37,730
- Is there no clasp?
- Just untie it.

1019
00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:40,964
Did you go to the beach today?

1020
00:58:40,966 --> 00:58:42,165
No.

1021
00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:44,902
Then why are you wearing
a bathing suit?

1022
00:58:44,904 --> 00:58:47,170
Because I didn't have any clean
bras.

1023
00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:51,007
I thought you just did your
laundry.

1024
00:58:51,009 --> 00:58:54,714
Isn't that why you left the
other day, to get your laundry?

1025
00:59:06,759 --> 00:59:09,225
Why don't you just tell me
stuff?

1026
00:59:09,227 --> 00:59:11,161
Sorry.

1027
00:59:11,163 --> 00:59:13,297
Just... just tell me, okay.

1028
00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:15,766
That I don't want to
hang out or whatever.

1029
00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:19,101
I don't want to hang out with
you sometimes, you know?

1030
00:59:19,103 --> 00:59:22,875
That's not true, you always want
to hang out with me.

1031
00:59:30,114 --> 00:59:32,114
- Hey.
- Stop.

1032
00:59:32,116 --> 00:59:37,788
Next time I'll tell you I don't
want to see your face anymore.

1033
00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:39,790
I'll say, "Hey, go fuck
yourself.

1034
00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:42,192
"You're bothering me and
you're being an idiot."

1035
00:59:42,194 --> 00:59:45,728
Good, right? That's what I want
to hear.

1036
00:59:45,730 --> 00:59:50,169
Hey, stop acting like a
pussy right now.

1037
00:59:55,107 --> 00:59:58,076
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1038
01:00:43,855 --> 01:00:44,924
Hup.

1039
01:00:46,190 --> 01:00:48,025
- I got it.
- Oh, thanks.

1040
01:00:48,027 --> 01:00:49,259
Sure.

1041
01:00:49,261 --> 01:00:50,993
Um, what are you doing tonight?

1042
01:00:50,995 --> 01:00:53,929
I think Ash has got a work
drinks thing.

1043
01:00:53,931 --> 01:00:56,400
He's freaking out about
fatherhood or something.

1044
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:59,268
This is when he sneaks off to
have a glass of chardonnay...

1045
01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:02,973
which I know means slam back
three martinis in ten minutes.

1046
01:01:02,975 --> 01:01:04,306
Hey, I thought you guys were
great.

1047
01:01:04,308 --> 01:01:05,844
Ah, it's not as good
as it looks.

1048
01:01:08,147 --> 01:01:12,382
All right, I will see you later.
Okay, I got it.

1049
01:01:12,384 --> 01:01:17,953
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1050
01:01:17,955 --> 01:01:19,121
Who is that?

1051
01:01:19,123 --> 01:01:22,792
Just my old friend, new
landlord.

1052
01:01:22,794 --> 01:01:27,196
So what? You're like jogging
now?

1053
01:01:27,198 --> 01:01:29,134
Yup.

1054
01:01:32,236 --> 01:01:35,273
(MUSIC FADES UP)

1055
01:02:14,913 --> 01:02:16,379
Sorry, I'll be ready in a sec.

1056
01:02:16,381 --> 01:02:18,482
WILLA: I can't believe
you guys hooked up.

1057
01:02:18,484 --> 01:02:22,351
Stop. How's... how's everything
with Matt?

1058
01:02:22,353 --> 01:02:24,254
Honestly, I don't know.

1059
01:02:24,256 --> 01:02:26,223
HALLIE: What do you mean,
you don't know?

1060
01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:27,958
Come on. I meaning Lindsay
at 6:00.

1061
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,263
Aw, my little lesbian.

1062
01:02:31,864 --> 01:02:35,134
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1063
01:03:05,464 --> 01:03:08,868
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1064
01:03:33,225 --> 01:03:34,424
(SIGHS)

1065
01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:36,926
Okay.

1066
01:03:36,928 --> 01:03:38,460
Oh dude, you gotta stop
liking...

1067
01:03:38,462 --> 01:03:39,728
you and Hallie's facebook
photos.

1068
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,464
You know when you do that, it
shows up on everybody's feed.

1069
01:03:41,466 --> 01:03:42,632
Right?

1070
01:03:42,634 --> 01:03:45,234
You know, she came here today,
showed up completely...

1071
01:03:45,236 --> 01:03:46,502
randomly out of nowhere.

1072
01:03:46,504 --> 01:03:48,337
What is that, what is that move?

1073
01:03:48,339 --> 01:03:50,940
It's a power move.

1074
01:03:50,942 --> 01:03:54,444
Yeah, I, uh, I might've
given Willa the address.

1075
01:03:54,446 --> 01:03:56,145
It was you?

1076
01:03:56,147 --> 01:03:58,547
Yeah. I'm sorry, she asked
and I was...

1077
01:03:58,549 --> 01:04:00,549
And you gave it to her.
Who's side are you on?

1078
01:04:00,551 --> 01:04:02,551
I'm sorry, man, she gets
what she wants.

1079
01:04:02,553 --> 01:04:03,553
You can't do that.

1080
01:04:03,555 --> 01:04:05,522
You can't give out a man's
address like that.

1081
01:04:05,524 --> 01:04:07,058
(PHONE DINGS)

1082
01:04:10,161 --> 01:04:13,330
No, I feel like will and I
are kind of hitting a wall.

1083
01:04:13,332 --> 01:04:15,098
Fuck romantic fulfillment.

1084
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:17,100
I'm seriously busy, man.

1085
01:04:17,102 --> 01:04:20,502
I've just... I've told you
over and over and over.

1086
01:04:20,504 --> 01:04:21,638
Mysterious and busy.

1087
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,040
It should be your mantra,
you're way too available.

1088
01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:28,344
- I know.
- For once in your life, don't be.

1089
01:04:28,346 --> 01:04:30,080
No, it's just called being nice.

1090
01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:31,547
It's not being nice,
it's being available.

1091
01:04:31,549 --> 01:04:35,351
Being nice is like opening doors
for people and...

1092
01:04:35,353 --> 01:04:37,319
and showing up to places
on time.

1093
01:04:37,321 --> 01:04:40,390
Being too available is when you
see the little text bubble...

1094
01:04:40,392 --> 01:04:43,125
show up the second after you
finished writing the text,

1095
01:04:43,127 --> 01:04:45,127
like you can't do that.

1096
01:04:45,129 --> 01:04:46,163
- I know.
- Mysterious and busy.

1097
01:04:46,165 --> 01:04:51,134
Real life example, today,
I go on a nice run.

1098
01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:54,069
I come back, Hallie's waiting
for me...

1099
01:04:54,071 --> 01:04:58,440
wearing my favorite dress
and I'm like, hello.

1100
01:04:58,442 --> 01:05:00,243
We started making out.

1101
01:05:00,245 --> 01:05:02,112
We come in here and I eat
her pussy...

1102
01:05:02,114 --> 01:05:04,346
- exactly where you're sitting.
- Oh lovely, thank you.

1103
01:05:04,348 --> 01:05:06,348
And that was it, that was the
entire interaction.

1104
01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:09,085
Because I'm serious and busy.

1105
01:05:09,087 --> 01:05:11,991
- You mind giving me another pour?
- Sure, bro.

1106
01:05:14,426 --> 01:05:15,558
Nope, you failed the test.

1107
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,462
The serious and busy test,
you failed it. Failed it.

1108
01:05:19,464 --> 01:05:22,498
I literally put it right here so
I have access to it...

1109
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,236
so I could just reach and pour.

1110
01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:30,239
- Would you like some?
- No, I'm fine, thank you.

1111
01:05:30,241 --> 01:05:32,141
- I'm busy.
- Good.

1112
01:05:32,143 --> 01:05:34,312
That was test number two.
That one you passed.

1113
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:58,303
(MUSIC FADES UP)

1114
01:06:17,589 --> 01:06:19,458
- Hey.
- Hey.

1115
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,629
So should we just go to the show
or...

1116
01:06:26,598 --> 01:06:30,600
I don't know, I thought we could
hang out for a sec.

1117
01:06:30,602 --> 01:06:33,703
You know, I think DJ Diaz goes
on at 9:00, so...

1118
01:06:33,705 --> 01:06:36,605
Oh yeah, don't want to be
late for the show.

1119
01:06:36,607 --> 01:06:37,741
All right.

1120
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:39,341
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot, I'm
sure they'll start late.

1121
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:42,212
Oh, you're serious.

1122
01:06:42,214 --> 01:06:44,382
I was literally just
trying to fuck you.

1123
01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,091
Hey.

1124
01:06:53,725 --> 01:06:55,161
What's going on?

1125
01:06:57,261 --> 01:07:00,230
- Well, hey.
- Hey.

1126
01:07:00,232 --> 01:07:01,330
Are you guys...

1127
01:07:01,332 --> 01:07:02,634
We're catching up?

1128
01:07:04,268 --> 01:07:06,268
Cool, cool, got it.

1129
01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:09,304
Why do you always reek
of deli meat?

1130
01:07:09,306 --> 01:07:12,111
See what I'm dealing with here?

1131
01:07:14,513 --> 01:07:17,382
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1132
01:07:19,518 --> 01:07:21,286
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1133
01:07:23,687 --> 01:07:26,388
I can't believe you bought
a shirt.

1134
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:29,127
Yeah, it's pretty dope.

1135
01:07:30,529 --> 01:07:32,529
Is it weird if I get
a Caeser salad?

1136
01:07:32,531 --> 01:07:34,366
Yeah.

1137
01:07:35,567 --> 01:07:38,667
- Oh, my god.
- Holy shit, girl.

1138
01:07:38,669 --> 01:07:43,705
Come here. Oh, my god, oh, my
god, we gotta get that drink.

1139
01:07:43,707 --> 01:07:45,641
Yeah, I mean, no worries,
I've been busy.

1140
01:07:45,643 --> 01:07:47,743
So good to see you.

1141
01:07:47,745 --> 01:07:51,181
- Hey man, Jakob.
- Hey, Matt, nice to meet you man.

1142
01:07:51,183 --> 01:07:55,154
- Nice to meet you. Nice merge.
- Thanks.

1143
01:08:00,759 --> 01:08:02,792
Well, I'm gonna head out, I was
just here to see the opener.

1144
01:08:02,794 --> 01:08:06,395
Good to meet you. Good to see
you.

1145
01:08:06,397 --> 01:08:08,500
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to meet you.

1146
01:08:18,443 --> 01:08:20,310
You want a drink?

1147
01:08:20,312 --> 01:08:23,448
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1148
01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:23,673
Hypothetically, if we were to
get back together...

1149
01:09:23,675 --> 01:09:25,408
(PHONE VIBRATES)

1150
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:27,610
it would be better because
I've, I've grown.

1151
01:09:27,612 --> 01:09:29,411
Okay, well let me tell you
something.

1152
01:09:29,413 --> 01:09:31,414
If you think you jut break
things off between us...

1153
01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,383
so you can go on like a
rumspringa or something...

1154
01:09:33,385 --> 01:09:35,785
and then come back and be like,
oh I've grown.

1155
01:09:35,787 --> 01:09:37,587
You are in for a rude fucking
awakening, Owen.

1156
01:09:37,589 --> 01:09:39,388
Hallie, that's not how
I meant it!

1157
01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:42,624
And besides, I'm kind
of seeing someone.

1158
01:09:42,626 --> 01:09:46,329
Okay, like, like in a real way?

1159
01:09:46,331 --> 01:09:48,498
Yeah, like in a real way.

1160
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,667
This girl, so...

1161
01:09:50,669 --> 01:09:52,805
- You're dating a girl?
- Mm-hm.

1162
01:09:55,739 --> 01:09:58,641
I didn't know that
was of interest to you.

1163
01:09:58,643 --> 01:10:00,810
- Okay, you can answer the phone.
- It's fine, it's not.

1164
01:10:00,812 --> 01:10:02,044
Something might be wrong.

1165
01:10:02,046 --> 01:10:05,815
Was it going on when you came
over and I went down on you?

1166
01:10:05,817 --> 01:10:09,686
Was what going on?
Yeah, the girl, yeah.

1167
01:10:09,688 --> 01:10:11,654
I can't believe you're dating
a girl...

1168
01:10:11,656 --> 01:10:13,789
and you're just telling me now,
this is insane.

1169
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:17,627
Mom, you're fucking killing me!

1170
01:10:17,629 --> 01:10:20,562
Anyways, I've been doing a lot
of thinking...

1171
01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:27,436
and at first, I was so fucking
mad at you, I was.

1172
01:10:27,438 --> 01:10:29,504
I was thinking like, how did I
waste the first half of my...

1173
01:10:29,506 --> 01:10:33,575
twenties with this guy who I'm
not going to marry?

1174
01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:34,843
Right.

1175
01:10:34,845 --> 01:10:37,847
But then I realized, you know,
that these, these last five...

1176
01:10:37,849 --> 01:10:40,816
- years have been the opposite...
- Three.

1177
01:10:40,818 --> 01:10:43,820
It's been three years.

1178
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:47,856
...have been the opposite of a
waste and that even if we...

1179
01:10:47,858 --> 01:10:50,994
hurt each other, it's...
it's fine.

1180
01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:53,562
It's all part of how we're gonna
become the people...

1181
01:10:53,564 --> 01:10:55,698
we're gonna be, so I'm at peace.

1182
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,467
I fucked up.

1183
01:10:57,469 --> 01:10:59,602
Okay, I shouldn't have said that
I wanted a break.

1184
01:10:59,604 --> 01:11:01,637
I was naive enough to think that
it could be a break...

1185
01:11:01,639 --> 01:11:03,373
- and not a break up.
- (PHONE VIBRATES)

1186
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:05,708
Owen, just answer the phone.

1187
01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:07,744
Yes, mother.

1188
01:11:07,746 --> 01:11:11,713
I don't, I don't, I don't.
I don't know.

1189
01:11:11,715 --> 01:11:13,716
I don't know what channel
TCM is.

1190
01:11:13,718 --> 01:11:15,653
I can't talk, I'm
with Hallie right now.

1191
01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:24,362
No, actually, I don't know.
I really don't know.

1192
01:11:26,531 --> 01:11:29,031
- She's dating a girl.
- Owen!

1193
01:11:29,033 --> 01:11:30,267
I know, I know, you're right.

1194
01:11:30,269 --> 01:11:33,835
Okay, I gotta go. I'll talk to
you later. Bye. I love you.

1195
01:11:33,837 --> 01:11:34,904
Do you just tell your mom
I'm a lesbian?

1196
01:11:34,906 --> 01:11:36,739
Why would you tell your mom
that?

1197
01:11:36,741 --> 01:11:39,776
It's fine. I also just want to
say this non sequitur...

1198
01:11:39,778 --> 01:11:42,512
but I, I did slightly
resent the fact...

1199
01:11:42,514 --> 01:11:43,612
that you neglected to tell me...

1200
01:11:43,614 --> 01:11:46,449
that you were using my likeness
in your photo gallery.

1201
01:11:46,451 --> 01:11:48,551
Are you fucking serious?

1202
01:11:48,553 --> 01:11:49,686
Yeah, I'm serious.

1203
01:11:49,688 --> 01:11:50,619
I mean, the photo may as well
have been a picture...

1204
01:11:50,621 --> 01:11:52,588
of a pile of dog shit
for all you care.

1205
01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:55,560
Maybe we should...

1206
01:11:57,461 --> 01:12:00,530
Maybe the problem is that we
kept in touch...

1207
01:12:00,532 --> 01:12:05,034
and that we slept together or
that we're obviously going...

1208
01:12:05,036 --> 01:12:06,668
at completely different
speeds...

1209
01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:11,540
so maybe let's just not talk
for a while.

1210
01:12:11,542 --> 01:12:13,575
Okay. You know, I just want
to point out...

1211
01:12:13,577 --> 01:12:15,977
that I never put any
pressure on you.

1212
01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:20,482
I mean, yes, I wanted to move in
together out of practicality.

1213
01:12:20,484 --> 01:12:23,485
I wasn't secretly
plotting a wedding.

1214
01:12:23,487 --> 01:12:25,423
That was all you projecting.

1215
01:12:31,962 --> 01:12:34,463
So what's that Jakob guy's deal?

1216
01:12:34,465 --> 01:12:38,703
Just some guy I know
from New York.

1217
01:12:40,705 --> 01:12:42,739
I saw your texts with him.

1218
01:12:42,741 --> 01:12:45,508
What are you talking about?

1219
01:12:45,510 --> 01:12:48,811
I know I shouldn't have, but...

1220
01:12:48,813 --> 01:12:50,812
I looked on your phone
a while back.

1221
01:12:50,814 --> 01:12:52,615
Wait, you hacked into my
phone?

1222
01:12:52,617 --> 01:12:54,851
It was a moment of weakness,
I'm sorry.

1223
01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:57,619
It was so long ago, things
with Jakob.

1224
01:12:57,621 --> 01:12:58,620
It was like May.

1225
01:12:58,622 --> 01:13:01,790
Also it didn't even mean
anything, so who cares?

1226
01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:02,892
Whatever's been happening
between us...

1227
01:13:02,894 --> 01:13:06,495
whatever it's called, it's a big
deal to me, all right.

1228
01:13:06,497 --> 01:13:09,499
Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe. Maybe it
shouldn't be, but it is.

1229
01:13:09,501 --> 01:13:10,932
It's a big deal to me.

1230
01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:13,602
Yeah, and it's a big deal
to me, too.

1231
01:13:13,604 --> 01:13:16,672
I don't think it is,
but that's fine.

1232
01:13:16,674 --> 01:13:17,906
Obviously you find yourself
in these situations...

1233
01:13:17,908 --> 01:13:21,846
more often than I do and you're
a lot better at it than I am.

1234
01:13:25,617 --> 01:13:27,048
I had a thing with this girl
a while back.

1235
01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:30,887
She went abroad, and... the whole
time I thought that maybe...

1236
01:13:30,889 --> 01:13:37,959
I'd have another shot when she
came back, but then I found...

1237
01:13:37,961 --> 01:13:41,998
out she dated like four other
guys that year.

1238
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,102
To me, she was the one that got
away, but to her I was a blip.

1239
01:13:46,104 --> 01:13:47,506
I was just some guy she fucked.

1240
01:13:51,041 --> 01:13:54,512
And I'm not mad at you, you
don't owe me anything, but...

1241
01:13:57,614 --> 01:14:00,685
I don't know, I just think maybe
we shouldn't do this anymore.

1242
01:14:02,854 --> 01:14:04,923
Wait, what?

1243
01:14:08,926 --> 01:14:10,728
No, what are you saying?

1244
01:14:16,067 --> 01:14:18,770
Can I still sleep over?

1245
01:14:33,585 --> 01:14:35,985
I feel like you're a whole
section of my story...

1246
01:14:35,987 --> 01:14:38,690
and I'm like a footnote
in yours.

1247
01:14:41,091 --> 01:14:43,828
I promise you're not a footnote.

1248
01:14:45,630 --> 01:14:48,000
I promise you're at least
a chapter.

1249
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,734
I'm so happy that you were
the one to break it off...

1250
01:15:24,736 --> 01:15:26,168
with Willa and not the other
way around.

1251
01:15:26,170 --> 01:15:28,003
I thought she could've fucking
prison shanked you...

1252
01:15:28,005 --> 01:15:29,739
and you would have stayed
with her?

1253
01:15:29,741 --> 01:15:32,173
Honestly, I wish we were better
at communicating, you know.

1254
01:15:32,175 --> 01:15:34,910
It's like you can never be
inside someone else's head...

1255
01:15:34,912 --> 01:15:38,213
and I guess you wouldn't
want to be.

1256
01:15:38,215 --> 01:15:40,950
Not unless you're a
fucking Taro card reader.

1257
01:15:40,952 --> 01:15:43,188
I mean, she's got to communicate
with you, too, you know?

1258
01:15:45,156 --> 01:15:47,722
Here's what it is. She's like,
she's like a cat...

1259
01:15:47,724 --> 01:15:50,759
who keeps asking you to pet it
and then you do...

1260
01:15:50,761 --> 01:15:52,261
and she just slips out of your
hands and runs away.

1261
01:15:52,263 --> 01:15:54,763
I think you need to work on your
analogies, sweetheart.

1262
01:15:54,765 --> 01:15:56,899
- Oops... shit!
- Go under.

1263
01:15:56,901 --> 01:15:58,901
No, no, no, no, don't
go any further.

1264
01:15:58,903 --> 01:16:01,303
Easy. Cheers.

1265
01:16:01,305 --> 01:16:03,772
I get it, Matt's too nice
for you.

1266
01:16:03,774 --> 01:16:06,142
I mean, it's not the cliche of
"I like assholes".

1267
01:16:06,144 --> 01:16:08,043
I like nice guys.

1268
01:16:08,045 --> 01:16:11,746
It's just that the nice guys
turn out to be pretty needy...

1269
01:16:11,748 --> 01:16:13,915
and then you realize, oh, he's
being a pussy.

1270
01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:17,887
I think I'm just being
an asshole.

1271
01:16:17,889 --> 01:16:19,722
You lost me.

1272
01:16:19,724 --> 01:16:21,990
When would we get a chance to do
this if you were with Hallie...

1273
01:16:21,992 --> 01:16:23,125
and I was with Willa?

1274
01:16:23,127 --> 01:16:25,727
Yeah, I'm glad we broke up with
our fucking beautiful...

1275
01:16:25,729 --> 01:16:28,030
significant others so we can
hang out with each other...

1276
01:16:28,032 --> 01:16:31,167
and strap Tecates to our hands.

1277
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,069
I'm having the time of my life!

1278
01:16:33,071 --> 01:16:34,337
That's what's sad...

1279
01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:37,707
you really are having the time
of your life.

1280
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:40,176
Honestly, I can't believe
Hallie's dating a girl.

1281
01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:41,944
I don't know, I think they were
just hooking up.

1282
01:16:41,946 --> 01:16:43,178
- What, really?
- Yeah.

1283
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:44,713
She just told me they were
dating.

1284
01:16:44,715 --> 01:16:46,082
Like she just... when I just saw
her...

1285
01:16:46,084 --> 01:16:48,351
she was like, "we're dating.
You should know."

1286
01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:51,052
And she was like, well, I'm
dating her.

1287
01:16:51,054 --> 01:16:54,723
Is she trying to fuck with me,
what is she doing?

1288
01:16:54,725 --> 01:16:56,694
To be fair, you, you,
you broke up with her.

1289
01:16:59,863 --> 01:17:03,332
You're right.

1290
01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:06,201
Jesus, am I the needy one
in the Jakob situation?

1291
01:17:06,203 --> 01:17:07,469
Am I his Matt?

1292
01:17:07,471 --> 01:17:13,174
Enough Jakob, you only like him
because he didn't text you back.

1293
01:17:13,176 --> 01:17:19,315
I mean technically I moved
out here to go to grad school.

1294
01:17:19,317 --> 01:17:21,350
Obviously in the back of my
mind, part of it...

1295
01:17:21,352 --> 01:17:23,753
was that Jakob would be
out here.

1296
01:17:23,755 --> 01:17:25,253
Hm.

1297
01:17:25,255 --> 01:17:26,321
Am I felicity?

1298
01:17:26,323 --> 01:17:30,793
Willa, we're all felicity.

1299
01:17:30,795 --> 01:17:32,395
Look, fuck Jakob, okay?

1300
01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:35,998
I've said it before,
but Jakob's a dick...

1301
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,103
and that is my philosophy.

1302
01:17:41,238 --> 01:17:43,873
Your philosophy is that Jakob's
a dick.

1303
01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:46,342
No, my philosophy is that if
someone is not being nice...

1304
01:17:46,344 --> 01:17:50,111
to you, then you fucking
drop them.

1305
01:17:50,113 --> 01:17:53,949
I don't want to get back
together and then just spend...

1306
01:17:53,951 --> 01:17:58,020
the rest of the time resenting
each other all over again.

1307
01:17:58,022 --> 01:18:00,056
You know?

1308
01:18:00,058 --> 01:18:02,825
I don't think you ever
find someone...

1309
01:18:02,827 --> 01:18:05,860
you don't resent
and that's part of it.

1310
01:18:05,862 --> 01:18:11,869
Just find the person who
you want to resent, you know.

1311
01:18:27,818 --> 01:18:29,051
Hey, Matt.

1312
01:18:29,053 --> 01:18:31,454
I don't know, I think you're
overthinking it. It's easy...

1313
01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:34,155
to forget how hard it can be
just to connect with someone.

1314
01:18:34,157 --> 01:18:35,124
Yeah.

1315
01:18:35,126 --> 01:18:37,058
It's like when you pass a
parking space...

1316
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,293
because you want one close to
the restaurant...

1317
01:18:38,295 --> 01:18:40,929
and then you circle the block
and you come back and it's gone.

1318
01:18:40,931 --> 01:18:42,063
Okay.

1319
01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:43,332
Honestly, really in a
lifetime...

1320
01:18:43,334 --> 01:18:47,936
how many people do you truly
connect with?

1321
01:18:47,938 --> 01:18:50,905
Matt, Owen is not a parking
space.

1322
01:18:50,907 --> 01:18:56,180
Just, can you go talk to him,
please?

1323
01:18:59,850 --> 01:19:02,951
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1324
01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:04,822
- Want to go for a swim?
- No!

1325
01:19:22,939 --> 01:19:24,408
Hi.

1326
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,202
(PHONE DINGS)

1327
01:20:08,152 --> 01:20:10,989
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1328
01:20:17,995 --> 01:20:21,166
(PHONE VIBRATES)

1329
01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:25,735
Hello?

1330
01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:27,168
HALLIE: (OVER PHONE)
I'm outside, you don't have a bell.

1331
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,006
I'll be right there.

1332
01:20:58,269 --> 01:21:00,535
You, uh, you, you
want something to drink?

1333
01:21:00,537 --> 01:21:04,073
Uh, like what? Like tap
water or something?

1334
01:21:04,075 --> 01:21:05,406
Well, actually went shopping...

1335
01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:08,343
and I have um, San Pellegrino?

1336
01:21:08,345 --> 01:21:10,445
San Pellegrino?

1337
01:21:10,447 --> 01:21:12,517
What are you like
a gondolier now?

1338
01:21:19,023 --> 01:21:20,358
Please.

1339
01:21:34,471 --> 01:21:38,509
Can I actually have a sip?
I forgot, that's my last one.

1340
01:21:47,385 --> 01:21:48,987
That's good.

1341
01:21:53,189 --> 01:21:58,127
So I, I'm just basically, I just
wanted to say again...

1342
01:21:58,129 --> 01:22:03,298
that I'm, I'm sorry for being so
selfish and um...

1343
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:07,235
I feel like everybody creates
their own narrative...

1344
01:22:07,237 --> 01:22:10,539
in their head and for whatever
reason I felt like I was...

1345
01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:12,441
somebody who needed to explore
things...

1346
01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:16,277
and the more lonely I got, the
more I realized that...

1347
01:22:16,279 --> 01:22:18,681
was something I didn't actually
feel but convinced myself...

1348
01:22:18,683 --> 01:22:22,551
that I needed to feel it, and
maybe that's the same thing.

1349
01:22:22,553 --> 01:22:24,552
I don't even know the
difference anymore.

1350
01:22:24,554 --> 01:22:28,356
Owen, I didn't come here
for some big apology.

1351
01:22:28,358 --> 01:22:31,161
I just came here to talk.

1352
01:22:39,703 --> 01:22:41,572
Will you move in with me?

1353
01:22:42,706 --> 01:22:44,440
Sorry, what?

1354
01:22:44,442 --> 01:22:47,642
Move in with you where, here?

1355
01:22:47,644 --> 01:22:50,178
Why don't we, for once, let the
fact that something...

1356
01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:51,679
is a bad idea, stop us from
doing it.

1357
01:22:51,681 --> 01:22:54,383
No, it doesn't have to be here.
It could be anywhere.

1358
01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:55,718
We can get our
own place together.

1359
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,419
- You're kidding.
- It's just transitional.

1360
01:22:58,421 --> 01:23:02,591
Look, look, I know, I know I
ruined everything, I know that.

1361
01:23:02,593 --> 01:23:07,161
I know I'm an asshole, I know
that I'm an idiot.

1362
01:23:07,163 --> 01:23:10,164
I'm really, really ready now.

1363
01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:14,102
I'm truly like I'm ready,
I promise.

1364
01:23:14,104 --> 01:23:16,437
I thought you said this place
is just transitional.

1365
01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:18,606
Look, I, I cleaned out
half my closet for you.

1366
01:23:18,608 --> 01:23:23,111
You moved your four shirts
like over on a fucking rail.

1367
01:23:23,113 --> 01:23:25,280
Well, for some people,
that's significant.

1368
01:23:25,282 --> 01:23:27,716
I cleaned the bathroom, I bought
flowers and I put them...

1369
01:23:27,718 --> 01:23:31,488
in this vase and I swiffered the
fucking floor for you and...

1370
01:23:36,527 --> 01:23:38,727
I've never made a copy of a key
in my entire life...

1371
01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:43,164
and I made a copy of a key
for you. So please, Hallie...

1372
01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:46,470
please, will you move in
with me?

1373
01:23:54,377 --> 01:23:56,113
No.

1374
01:23:59,282 --> 01:24:01,517
(KEY CLANKS)

1375
01:24:01,519 --> 01:24:04,686
I'm sorry, I just...

1376
01:24:04,688 --> 01:24:07,392
I don't think we could
ever go back.

1377
01:24:58,209 --> 01:25:01,412
You're seriously not gonna say
anything about the new couch?

1378
01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:14,455
Yeah, it was the first
thing I noticed.

1379
01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:16,258
I know it was the first thing
you noticed and you...

1380
01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:19,561
didn't fucking say anything,
you're so annoying.

1381
01:25:19,563 --> 01:25:22,263
You're so fucking annoying.

1382
01:25:22,265 --> 01:25:25,700
This is outdoor furniture,
this is not a couch.

1383
01:25:25,702 --> 01:25:28,536
- It's a day bed, it's a fucking...
- It's a day bed.

1384
01:25:28,538 --> 01:25:32,609
Is it not a couch? Is it not
something you sit on?

1385
01:25:34,511 --> 01:25:36,878
Doesn't that make it a couch?

1386
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,651
Oh, fucking rough, man.

1387
01:25:55,366 --> 01:25:57,368
Oh, god.

1388
01:26:00,371 --> 01:26:01,869
I hate you.

1389
01:26:01,871 --> 01:26:04,709
I hate you, too.

1390
01:26:16,386 --> 01:26:19,523
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1391
01:26:23,527 --> 01:26:24,660
- Hi!
- Hi.

1392
01:26:24,662 --> 01:26:27,762
What's up? Come on in.

1393
01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:29,731
I'm so glad you guys could come.

1394
01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:31,700
Yeah, we were just at some
lame party...

1395
01:26:31,702 --> 01:26:33,802
when you texted us,
so here we are.

1396
01:26:33,804 --> 01:26:35,771
- Hey, I'm Matt.
- Willa.

1397
01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,838
- Awesome, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

1398
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,374
- Born and raised.
- Yeah that's what my friend said.

1399
01:26:40,376 --> 01:26:44,581
Yeah, I mean, that's why I came
here, because I just wanted...

1400
01:26:48,719 --> 01:26:51,686
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1401
01:26:51,688 --> 01:26:55,593
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)