Martini 20

>you are Martini, a pretty kick ass fluffy pony.
>you’re about to position yourself on the mewling, hapless, legless fluffy, Fluffershy.
>she’s scared and crying. she doesn’t want your special hugs. but BIG MAN will put the hurt on you both if you don’t.
>suddenly the door in the other room flies open
>”They can’t stop us all!”
>several humans covered in fluffy poopies barge into the office. they don’t smell pretty.
>”rape! there’s rape going on right there!” says human #1. He’s wearing a Blood on the Dance Floor t-shirt
>”It’s not rape, morons, they’re animals.”
>BIG MAN is mad.
>another human runs up and grabs you by one leg, pulling you up, off of Fluffyshy. you feel a piercing pain in your leg and cry out
>”Motherfucker, you drop that pony right now.”
>BIG MAN is mad. human #2 is wearing a stupid-looking hat. he drops you back in the Special Hugs Nest.
>you land on your feet but there’s a searing pain in your front right leg.
>”owies! bigman! bad hooman give owies!”
>human #2 looks down at you in shock, then to BIG MAN.
>”I’m… I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to hurt…”
>before BIG MAN can move around The Table to hurt human #2, human #1 picks up Fluffyshy and throws her across the room at BIG MAN. she squeals.
>”eeeeeeeee! hewwwwwwwwp!”
>Fluffyshy bounces off BIG MAN’s head and falls to the ground. you hear bones break. she’s squealing in pain now.
>”You dumb sons of bitches. You come in here and mess with our business… and all you succeed in doing is fucking up a couple of fluffies.”
>human #2 is still in shock - he looks sorry for hurting your leggie.
>human #1 is angrier and doesn’t seem sorry. he pulls human #2 out of the room.
>Frank-who-you-never-see is chasing a couple of other humans out of his office. they all leave and he locks the door
>”Jesus.”
>”Fucking assholes.”
>”Any damage?”
>”Shit… they hurt Martini… and I think they killed the retard.”
>BIG MAN picks you up and puts you on the table. your eyes are wet with tears.
>”Lemme see. Lemme see it. MARTINI! Stop moving and let me see.”
>you stop writhing around in pain long enough for him to see your hurt leggie. he grips it, yanks it and pushes it.
>the pain is blinding, but then ceases.
>”Just dislocated. I’ll get you some aspirin in a minute.”
>BIG MAN picks up the limp body of Fluffershy. Blood oozes from the side of her mouth.
>he sets her on The Table. she’s still conscious.
>”whyyyyy whyyyyy huwwwwwt fwuffershy… squeeeeeeee…”
>”Some people need to shut the fuck up and find better things to complain about.”
>Fluffershy goes limp. BIG MAN closes her eyes.
>you see red lights through the window. Blue Uniform Men are coming to chase off the other humans
>BIG MAN pushes a pill down your throat and gives you some water. the pill is dry and bitter
>”You’ll feel better after that.”
>”peeple awe asshoes.”
>”They sure are.”