Anon Gets Smooth (Gag Route)

>>22850914 (You)
I wanna see Anon tell her how long some sentances are on Earth, and what kind of conditions they're in. But at the same time I don't wanna see Jubilee sad.

>>22851050
Same.

I just want him to belt out about the worst prisons on earth just for the shock it would induce.

>>22851050
>>22851114

The next part wasn't really coming, so we non canon mode

>”By the way, about Nutmeg... I’m sorry he got you involved with his mischief. He’s always like that. I’m making an appeal to the board of directors that you helping him shows your willingness to lend a hand to anypony in need, which should serve to lessen your sentence somewhat. I’ll keep you updated on that.”
"Please, Ms. Sunbeam..."
>Jubilee looks shocked, to say the least.
>"Ms. Sunbeam sounds so formal, Anon. Just 'Jubilee' is fine."
"Yes, well. Jubilee, I'm not too worried about one more day in paradise. It's no big deal either way."
>"Paradise? Anon, I'm glad to hear that you've adapted well to prison life, but I'd hardly call it that!"
"You say that, but you haven't been to a jail from where I came from. Here, everyone is nice, they keep us entertained all day instead of putting us to work, our food is delicious and plentiful..."
>She looks shocked at the possibility that a jail could operate a different manner than the one she works at.
>Affronted, even.
>You pause a moment before continuing.
"Here, I'm trusted to be a good citizen, even while imprisoned. I have friendly jailmates. I feel like everyone cares about me, and values my life."
>Somehow, she looks even more surprised at this point.
>Time to hammer it home.
"Here, I feel safe. Here, I haven't once been threatened, been hurt, or had a legitimate reason to worry for my life."
>She's on the verge of tears.
"Back there... well, that's behind me. Most importantly..."
>You place your hand on her hoof, eliciting an almost inaudible gasp.
>She's staring into your eyes like she's never seen anything more worthy of attention.
>She's trembling, and as if subconsciously realizing what you're about to say, her mouth begins to form the tiniest smile.
"...here, I have you."

Now we even less canon mode. I felt like doing this rather than continuing the actual one for some reason, so eh.

>Grinning ear to ear, Jubilee puts her other hoof on your hand.
>"I'm glad to hear it, Anon, but... since you've come clean about the sort of prison you expect, what kind of warden would I be if I didn't make sure it was fulfilled?

...

>"...but in nature, sadly, young rabbits are susceptible to a large variety of predators, and few will lead long lives past the warren of their youth."
>Oh, right. You must have fallen asleep to the nature channel.
>That's weird, it was on a pretty compelling infomercial as you lost consciousness.
>You don't recall being tired, and you were even planning to order... whatever it was.
>In a seriously delayed reaction, you recall the events of your dream.
>Even by your standards, that was pretty weird.
>After all, you've never been to human prison, and you were unusually open about it.
>You were kind of smooth, though, so that was cool.
>You get comfortable and watch the remaining hour of the bunny documentary before calling it a night, making sure to shut off your tv this time.