Session Start: Tue Jan 17 22:45:07 2012
Session Ident: #Littleroot
03[22:45] * Now talking in #Littleroot
03[22:46] * Ignatius has joined #Littleroot
06[22:47] * Benjamin keeps an eye on the sand for anything interesting as they walk toward Littleroot
[22:47] <@operator> Roll for it
03[22:47] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #Littleroot
06[22:47] * Ignatius keeps an eye out so he doesn't trip on anything in the sand.
[22:47] <Benjamin> 1d20 WIS, already on it bro
[22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Benjamin, WIS, already on it bro: 10 [1d20=10]
[22:47] <Ignatius> 1d20
[22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Ignatius, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
06[22:47] * Ana just tries to search for hostile Pokémon or non-hostiles.
01[22:47] <Ana> 1d20
[22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
[22:48] <@operator> Ana finds...
[22:50] <@operator> sand
[22:50] <@operator> in her face
[22:50] <@operator> because she tripped
[22:50] <@operator> and fell
01[22:50] <Ana> (D:)
06[22:50] * Ignatius turns around.
[22:51] <Ignatius> "Ana are you okay."
06[22:51] * Ignatius reaches his hand down to help her up.
06[22:51] * Benjamin looks over at her after Ignatius' comment.
06[22:51] * Ana holds Ignatius' hand as she gets up and examines what the heck was that tripped her down.
[22:52] <@operator> Ana finds that she has tripped over something pink in the sand
06[22:53] * Ana lifts up the pink something!
01[22:54] <Ana> "What the... A beach ball?"
06[22:54] * Benjamin looks at this thing she is picking up.
[22:54] <Benjamin> 1d20 WIS
[22:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Benjamin, WIS: 16 [1d20=16]
[22:54] <@operator> Ana - roll for STR
[22:55] <Ignatius> 1d20 "What is that?"
[22:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Ignatius, "What is that?": 17 [1d20=17]
01[22:55] <Ana> 1d20+2 tuuuug
[22:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, tuuuug: 3 [1d20=1]
[22:55] <@operator> Ben, Ignatius, it's a Pokemon. Not a corsola, or anything you've seen recently
[22:55] <@operator> Ana falls face-first into sand again
[22:55] <@operator> Pokemon: DEEEEERP
01[22:55] <Ana> "Agh!"
[22:55] <Ignatius> "Who is that pokémon?"
01[22:56] <Ana> "What is... Scan that guy, Ben!"
06[22:56] * Ignatius tries to psychically lift it up.
06[22:56] * Benjamin is on it! He scans the pink thing. "Careful."
[22:56] <Ignatius> 1d20+3
[22:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Ignatius, 1d20+3: 19 [1d20=16]
[22:56] <@operator> Ana is lying on top of it
[22:56] <@operator> Scanning is impossible at the moment
[22:57] <@operator> As is lifting
06[22:57] * Ignatius helps Ana up again
[22:57] <@operator> Well, you lift Ana a bit first
01[22:57] <Ana> She just rolls out of the way, staring at pink derp. "Uh... Hello?"
06[22:57] * Benjamin just ...'s at this whole situation. Fortunately this thing hasn't tried to kill them, or else they'd be dead.
06[22:58] * Benjamin tries scanning again after she rolls over.
06[22:58] * Ignatius looks to see if the pink pokémon is still there
06[22:58] * Ana also looks for a tail or something that she can tug him out better!
06[22:58] * Ignatius tries to TK Lift it out.
[22:58] <Ignatius> 1d20+3 TK Lift
[22:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Ignatius, TK Lift: 19 [1d20=16]
[23:00] <@operator> You finally lift it
[23:00] <@operator> Ben scans it
[23:00] <@operator> It looks off into space
[23:00] <@operator> "SLOWPOKE. L 15. Male."
06[23:01] * Benjamin checks to see if it's a native, as he doesn't recognize it. "Slowpoke.."
01[23:01] <Ana> "Aw, it looks cute but... Is it from here?"
[23:01] <Ignatius> "Looks like something that belongs near the water."
[23:01] <@operator> It's foreign, but it's in an appropriate biome
01[23:01] <Ana> "Wait, i think i remember those guys, they were on Johto's shores too."
[23:01] <@operator> (You're still on the sandy bits
01[23:01] <Ana> "They are... Well, they are what their name implies."
[23:02] <Benjamin> "Not native, but the beach is good for it."
[23:02] <@operator> DEEEEEEEEERP?
06[23:02] * Benjamin takes a photo of it with his iPoke
[23:03] <Ignatius> "I might of seen one one on Cinnabar, not sure."
[23:03] <@operator> Ben, do you have Edison out?
06[23:03] * Ana extends her hand to the slowpoke and pets it. "Well, i could take it with me, it looks sort of cute."
06[23:03] * Benjamin does not have Edison out.
06[23:03] * Ignatius has Lya and Bella out
[23:04] <@operator> Slowpoke licks Ana's hand
[23:04] <@operator> To see if she is delicious
06[23:04] * Ignatius puts the Slowpoke down on the ground.
[23:04] <@operator> Spoiler alert
[23:04] <@operator> Needs salt
[23:04] <Ignatius> (She is?)
[23:05] <Benjamin> "It looks sort of.............."
01[23:05] <Ana> "Ohgodslimytongue."
06[23:05] * Benjamin doesn't finish that sentence.
06[23:05] * Ignatius syncs.
[23:05] <Ignatius> "One wouldn't think they were psychic as first glance."
01[23:06] <Ana> "You think so? It does have a resemblance with you, Ignatius."
06[23:07] * Ignatius rolls his eyes.
06[23:07] * Benjamin can't help but smirk.
[23:07] <Ignatius> "Well, are any of you interested in catching a water or psychic type?"
[23:07] <@operator> 1d20
[23:07] <DiceMaid-9001> operator, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
[23:07] <Benjamin> "It's almost zenlike."
[23:07] <@operator> Slowpoke attempts to impersonate Ignatius
[23:07] <Ignatius> "Or should I message the group and ask if they want it. If not, lets get going."
[23:07] <@operator> It's not a great one
06[23:08] * Benjamin shakes his head, declining the offer to capture it.
06[23:08] * Ignatius takes a photo of the impersonation for prosperity.
06[23:09] * Ignatius sends a message to the other diplomats with the attached photo ~Found this on the beach. Cute, anyone want it?~
01[23:09] <Ana> "I am partial to water-types actually." Ana grabs her Pokéball while continuing to pet the Slowpoke. "So lil' guy, wanna come with me or wanta rumble before?"
06[23:10] * Benjamin watches from a distance.
06[23:11] * Ignatius watches nearby as well.
[23:11] <@operator> Slowpoke tilts his head at Ana.
[23:11] <@operator> D...Deeerp?
06[23:14] * Ana slowly donks a Pokéball on the slowpoke's head. "Like that."
01[23:14] <Ana> 1d100
[23:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, 1d100: 94 [1d100=94]
01[23:14] <Ana> (welp)
06[23:15] * Benjamin simply shakes his head.
[23:15] <@operator> Slowpoke tries to eat it
[23:15] <@operator> OM NOM
[23:16] <Benjamin> ...
[23:16] <Benjamin> "This pokemon is Christina's animal familiar."
06[23:16] * Ignatius checks the ipoke, does it say anything about them getting smarter then this?
01[23:16] <Ana> ...
[23:17] <@operator> Ana, DEX roll to get the ball out of his mouth
01[23:17] <Ana> 1d20+4 give it back for fffsake
[23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, give it back for fffsake: 7 [1d20=3]
06[23:17] * Ana puts her hand inside the Slowpoke's mouth!
[23:19] <@operator> Not quite quick enough
[23:19] <@operator> The ball is gone
[23:19] <Benjamin> ...
[23:19] <Ignatius> "I never heard of a pokeball being eaten by a pokemon..."
[23:19] <Ignatius> "Wonder what happens if it opens inside of them and tries to capture them."
[23:20] <Ignatius> "Ummm...charcoal to induce vomiting?"
01[23:20] <Ana> "That was not nice from you!" Ana tries to lift the pink guy again. It appears she will try to take him by hand then!
[23:21] <Benjamin> "The energy refraction causes all sorts of problems internally. Sometimes ruptures."
[23:21] <Ignatius> "Yeah..."
01[23:22] <Ana> "C-can you take it out, Ben?"
06[23:22] * Ignatius breaks off a few sticks from a tree and burns them in the sand."
01[23:22] <Ana> "I know it!"
06[23:22] * Ana punches the Slowpoke's stomach!
01[23:22] <Ana> 1d20 Sucker Punch
[23:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, Sucker Punch: 1 [1d20=1]
06[23:22] * Ignatius until they are in a charcoal state, then he snuffs them.
06[23:23] * Ignatius facepalms.
[23:23] <@operator> Ana punches the Slowpoke in the stomach
[23:23] <@operator> Slowpoke vomits
[23:23] <@operator> on Ana
[23:23] <@operator> The ball bounces off of Ana
[23:23] <@operator> back to the Slowpoke
[23:23] <@operator> 1d100
[23:23] <DiceMaid-9001> operator, 1d100: 79 [1d100=79]
[23:24] <@operator> And still doesn't catch it
[23:24] <Benjamin> 1d20+3 DEX to snatch the ball. CAPTURING. UR DOIN IT WRONG.
[23:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Benjamin, DEX to snatch the ball. CAPTURING. UR DOIN IT WRONG.: 18 [1d20=15]
[23:24] <Ignatius> :Yuck."
[23:25] <@operator> Sure
[23:25] <@operator> That happens
[23:25] <Benjamin> "You're going to burn through your pokeballs if that's how you try to catch things."
[23:25] <Benjamin> "..And ruin your clothes."
01[23:26] <Ana> "...I really don't know how to use those stupid things anyway."
06[23:26] * Benjamin wipes the pokeball off on the sand, trying to get the slowpoke vomit off. He inspects the pokeball to see if it's in working condition or broken.
[23:26] <Ignatius> "You weaken or disable, like putting it to sleep."
[23:26] <Ignatius> "Then you toss the ball."
[23:26] <@operator> Covered in vomit, probably broken, too
[23:26] <@operator> Slowpoke rolls over
06[23:26] * Benjamin tries to get it back into working condition
[23:27] <@operator> Giving exactly zero shits about what's going on
[23:27] <Benjamin> 1d20+5
[23:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Benjamin, 1d20+5: 18 [1d20=13]
[23:27] <Ignatius> "umm...hmm...electric, grass, bug, ghost, or dark."
06[23:27] * Benjamin manages to ungunk the vomit out of the energy manipulators and back into working shape. He tosses it back to Ana. "Please be more careful. They are tools, not playthings."
06[23:28] * Ignatius checks to see how much time they are wasting.
01[23:29] <Ana> "I -try- to be careful, damn it!" And so, she throws the recently fixed ball on a totally non-careful way at the Slowpoke.
[23:29] <Ignatius> "wait!"
01[23:29] <Ana> 1d100 oh boy i hope it's another 90+
[23:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, oh boy i hope it's another 90+: 3 [1d100=3]
[23:29] <@operator> Roll it
[23:29] <Benjamin> "Augh, you have to weaken it fir--"
[23:29] <@operator> The ball hits the Slowpoke right on the belly
06[23:29] * Benjamin shuts up at witnessing such a BEAUTIFUL throw
06[23:29] * Ignatius is too slow to catch the ball before ana throws it.
[23:29] <@operator> flash of light
[23:30] <@operator> shake shake
[23:30] <@operator> Click
[23:30] <Ignatius> "Good job!"
01[23:30] <Ana> "..."
06[23:30] * Ignatius claps.
06[23:30] * Benjamin shuts up. "..."
[23:30] <Ignatius> "The wrong way, but it sometimes works."
06[23:30] * Ignatius keeps walking towards Littleroot.
06[23:31] * Benjamin searches the vomit for anything interesting.
[23:31] <Benjamin> 1d20 WIS
[23:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Benjamin, WIS: 16 [1d20=16]
06[23:31] * Ignatius almost vomits.
[23:31] <Ignatius> "Guh. What are you doing."
[23:31] <Ignatius> "Hose it down first."
[23:32] <Benjamin> "I wonder what it eats in its new habitat."
01[23:33] <Ana> "That's what i was trying from the start!" Ana grumbles while picking the Pokéball up. "Okay, now that we got Calico Jack, i guess we can go further?" She tries to wipe the puke out of her.
[23:33] <Ignatius> "Lya, could you hose the vomit off of her?"
[23:34] <Ignatius> ((Fountain))
[23:34] <@operator> Lya cheeps, then sprays a fountain off water, from Iggy's head
[23:34] <@operator> Ben finds
[23:34] <@operator> vomit and
[23:34] <@operator> 1d20
[23:34] <DiceMaid-9001> operator, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
[23:34] <@operator> more vomit and
[23:34] <@operator> 1d20
[23:34] <DiceMaid-9001> operator, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
[23:34] <@operator> a Skeleton Key
01[23:35] <Ana> "The fuck."
06[23:35] * Benjamin stares at the key. He picks it up. "It eats junk."
06[23:36] * Benjamin wipes the skeleton key on the sand a bit, trying to dry off the vomit. He brushes it off as much as he can.
06[23:37] * Benjamin keeps walking toward Littleroot. He pockets the key for now.
[23:37] <@operator> Ignatius' sombrero is a firehose
[23:37] <@operator> All arguements are invalid
[23:39] <Ignatius> "Good jon lya."
[23:39] <Ignatius> *job
[23:39] <@operator> So, Littleroot is just round the bend
06[23:40] * Ignatius heads straight to Browning's
06[23:41] * Ana would rather not go to that IV jerk's house but...
06[23:41] * Benjamin decides not to go into Browning's. At all. Ever. He waits outside.
[23:42] <@operator> They find themselves in front of Browning's ranch
06[23:42] * Ignatius looks for Browning if he is outside.
[23:42] <@operator> Birch's facility can be seen in the distance, pass the trees and the yellow tape
06[23:42] * Benjamin becomes nervous.
01[23:43] <Ana> "...Hey Ben."
06[23:44] * Ana grabs Benjamin's hand and takes him to Birch's facility.
06[23:44] * Ignatius looks for browning if he is outside, if not, goes to the front door and knocks.
06[23:44] * Benjamin looks over at Ana. "H..hmm?" He is taken by the hand, caught a bit off guard.
01[23:45] <Ana> "I'm sorry but... I think we should investigate there."
[23:46] <Benjamin> "Y.yeah. You're right."
06[23:47] * Benjamin heads with Ana to Birch's facility. He ponders Birch's supposed absence.
01[23:48] <Ana> 1d20 wis is there guards or anyone there???
[23:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Ana, wis is there guards or anyone there???: 18 [1d20=18]
[23:48] <@operator> Investigating? Join #Investigate
[23:49] <@operator> The door opens, and Browning can be seen through the cracked door
03[23:49] * Benjamin has left #Littleroot
[23:49] <@operator> "You're back. Your buddy's been waiting on you
[23:49] <@operator> ."
[23:49] <Ignatius> "Yeah, I came back as soon as I could."
[23:50] <Ignatius> "I really didn't want to have to leave Cyrus overnight anywhere, but circumstances at Birch's forced me to go a town over."
[23:51] <@operator> "Pheh. Come on in."
06[23:51] * Ignatius comes in.
[23:51] <@operator> He leads you inside
[23:51] <@operator> The house is as cozy as before
[23:51] <@operator> A fire is burning in the fireplace
[23:52] <@operator> Penny the Combusken walks up to you, holding a Pokeball
[23:52] <Ignatius> "Thank you Penny."
06[23:52] * Ignatius takes it and calls out Cyrus.
[23:52] <@operator> "It took him a while to learn. He didn't seem too much in a learnin' mood after you left."
[23:53] <@operator> Cyrus looks up and sees his trainer
[23:53] <Ignatius> "Yeah. I am sorry Cyrus."
06[23:53] * Ignatius hugs Cyrus.
[23:53] <@operator> Cyrus immediately ducks between Ignatius' legs
Session Close: Tue Jan 17 23:53:23 2012