4chan Hazbin Hotel story - games

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #559
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Want to play a game?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3BkxCuq4VQ&feature=emb_title
This
Fucking this
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okay thats a perfect representation of how Angel fucking wins!
>Anon is still trying to figure out how he fucking lost
>Charlie and Vaggie throw on some shades and start screaming wildly and high fiving Angel Dust
>Anons world as he knows it has just been fucking annihilated
>this is it, this is the day anon blows his fucking brains out
>oh wait right... he's dead
>Anon now has to come to terms that maybe Angel is smarter than he appears
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>anons face when
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Guys, it's just fucking Chess.
All you have to do is keep in mind which piece can do what. Afterwards, you can logically predict what your opponents next move will be.
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Anon you gotta understand the situation here. HE LOST TO FUCKING ANGEL DUST!
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I'm just tired of people using chess as an arbiter of intelligence.
It's not. It's literally a logical guessing game.
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the point is it requires someone with a cognitive abilites to play games and its sort of implied that Angel is stupid and only thinks about drugs and fucking
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I'd like to think angel is really intelligent. He just doesn't want to use it
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That or he just doesn't know how to express it properly
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he probably is, but if you think from a character's point of view he comes off as brash and selfish.
I'd expect some sort of character development later on that shows him becoming a better person and showing how far he's come
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"Fuck it lets try another board game!"
>Anon knocks over the chess board sending its pieces flying
>Its Othello
>Angels playing white and Anon playing black
>the pieces begin to flip white to black and black to white
>eventually the whole board becomes a full fledge white smiley face with black eyes
>Anon loses again
"A-am I having a fucking stroke right now?!"
>"maybe you are" Vaggie chimes in "You are shaking quite a bit and your face is red as fuck, should we call an ambulance or a fire truck?!"
>Vaggie begins laughing
>"Sorry toots I haven't lost a game of Othello in years"
"w-wait you PLAY THINKING GAMES!?"
>"yeah, what'cha expect a guy to do when theres no t.v or guys to fuck?"
>Anon proceeds to silently get up and walk away all while Angel Dust has a shit eating grin on his face
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Anon would demolish angel in a game of goldeneye
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>Videogames! No one can out do Anon at Videogames right?!
>Anon lets Angel Dust choose the game this time fully knowing that Angels going down.
>its Mario Kart64
>oh man can't wait to wipe the floor with him
>Chooses 150cc for actual fun
>Angel selects peach because he likes her dress
>Anon chooses toad for maximum WAHOOO!
>Anon chooses luigi circuit since he might as give Angel a sporting chance and give him an easy map
>3.. 2... 1... GO!
>Angel Dust burst out without giving it a thought and is already in first place
>Anon in 2nd
>Angels not even drift boosting
>Anons runs over a block and gets a green shell
>Anon lines up his shot and...
>BOOM WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
>Angel dropped a freaking fake block right in front of him not only knocking him out of 2nd but sending him straight to 6th place
>Final lap and Anons in 6th
>Panic is now setting in and Anon manages to crawl his way back to 2nd
>Angels getting to the final stretch when a sound appears
>not just any sound mind you, but a special sound. Its the sound everyone fears once they manage to get to first place
>BLUE SHELL 6'o CLOCK
>The same blue shell that just manged to whiz into fucking Anon
>right before hitting Angel at the finish line
>Angel 1st place!
>Anon 7th place!
>Anon just looks at the screen like a brain dead zombie at this point
>"Gee Anon I didn't realize these Videogames you blab on about were so fun! lets start the next race!"
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>after repeatedly losing in Mario Kart Anon decides to crank it up a notch
>He decides to pop in his cartridge of Perfect Dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDq1eY7bTPg&feature=emb_title
>He knows every map here and the weapon spawns
>how could he lose in a game he knows in and out
>they start up the match
>Angel playing Jo anna
>Anon playing Cassandra
>Anon chooses to play on the map Skedar
>easy pickings first to 50 kills wins
>at first Anon manages to find and kill a few of t he ai's he added so it wouldn't take forever to get to 50
>Anons kill streak so far 4
>angel dust is still struggling trying to figure out how to move the camera
>Anon finds Angel and fires off a few pot shots killing Angel rather quickly
>"hey c'mon I was still getting used to things cheater!"
"I don't think its cheating if its what we were intended to do"
>"well its still stupid"
>Angel finally gets a handle on things and picks up a Dragon
>The entire match Angel is hounding Anon now
>score board Angel: 34 Anon: 40
>ten more easy kills and Anon has this in the bag
>And then out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30HxV9cLMAQ&feature=emb_title
>Anon just died but no one was in sight
>How?
>oh! oh no! Angel has it!
>Anon is surprised to notice Angel found the FarSight XR-20
>And he's using it well
>The score board is swiftly turning
>Angels found out the secret to winning is sitting in a corner and sniping everyone with the "wall-hack gun"
>Scoreboard now Angel:45 Anon:43
>Oh shit this is getting tense
>Anon manages to find Angel while he's still reloading and drops a laptop gun right in front of him so he can't get out
>Angel panics and gets gunned down
>Angel:46 Anon: 44
>Angel gets busy again and guns down three more Ai's before making it Anon whose also been moving through the map in search of Angel dust.
>Final stand off
>Anon's low on ammo and proceeds to waste said ammo little ammo he had on Angel Dust
>Only dropped is health bar about 3/4 of the way
>Angel on the other hand had a full arsenal
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>Before Angel can pull the trigger he hears the sound of a machine gun firing
>its Ai#3
>He's here to save the day!
>not really he manages to take down Angel and drop anon as well
>Oops
>time runs out and its a tie between both Angel and Anon
>"holy shit Anon did you see that?! that was crazy!"
"Yeah Angel, I've.. never seen anything quite like that happen."
>"whudda'ya say we call it even and get some pizza"
"Now you're speaking my language!"