ingmosis.txt

Do a barrel roll. RBA is allowed.
Go fuck yourself. You may not use your hands.
Rape all the lizalfos in the spirit temple. Viagra is allowed.
Trick Cosmo into giving you his nick password. RBA is not allowed.
Spam #speedrunslive with 3000+ lines of "lolumadjape". Proxies are not allowed.
Get IngBot to spam #sda with 60 lines of "you guys are nubs". Proxies are not allowed.
Jump into a lake with cinder blocks stuck to your feet. Any type of breathing equipment is prohibited.
Rape a horse. RBA (Raping Butts/Asses) is allowed.
Do OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND barrel rolls. Just do them. You know you want to.
I don't feel like giving you a goal this time. :3
Stick your cock inside a squirrel's anus until it makes a funny noise. Condoms are not allowed.
Stick your finger inside your ass really far after taking a shit (but before you wipe it) and eat the shit. Disinfectant is not allowed.
Spam #sda with 30 lines of "you guys are nubs" with ingbot. Proxies are not allowed.
Spam Cosmo with 30 lines of "FUCK YOU". Proxies are not allowed.
Watch Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in its entirety. Fast-forwarding or muting the sound is not allowed.
Rape all of your family members while they sleep. Condoms are not allowed.
Rape your dog. Condoms are not allowed.
Rape your neighbor's dog. Condoms are not allowed.
Run over a cat with your car. Driver's liscence/learner's permit is not allowed. RBA is also not allowed.
Stick your cock in one of the exhaust pipes of your car. RBA is allowed.
Play Superman 64 for 64 minutes. RBA is allowed.
Play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on NES for as long as you can without puking or raging. Whoever lasts the longest wins.
Post 15 consecutive lines of all caps on #speedrunslive while Jape is online. Proxies are not allowed.
Watch an episode of Dora the Explorer. Earplugs or muting the sound is not allowed.
Stick a straw as far into your rectum as possible. Buttplugs and dildos are allowed.
Perform goatse with your own ass. You must stream or record the whole thing.
Shove an N64 controller up your ass right before taking a shit. You must fit the entire controller inside your rectum.
Grab your uvula and tie it in a knot, then untie it again, all without puking.
Spam Siglemic with 3000+ lines of "VC SUX N64 RULEZ URHURR". Proxies are not allowed.
Fuck a monkey for 3 hours straight. Condoms are not allowed. The monkey MUST be female.
Threaten to assassinate the President of the United States. You must be in a public airport with security guards within earshot.
Beat Queen Larsa in Mushihimesama Futari on Ultra Mode without dying once.