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  1. -*- Jaspersprite The mansion was quiet, to a degree. It's been that way for a while! Whether for better or worse is up to you, but Jaspers was rather content with the relative silence. Plenty of time to nap, plenty of space to sprawl about... and, of course, there's all the sofas for him to scratch up. Usually he'd get in trouble for that! But with empty halls and sneaky
  2. <Jaspersprite> tentacles, he'd /never/ be caught.
  3. -*- Jaspersprite Besides! They're just fixed up later in the day, anyway. No harm no foul!
  4. -*- Jaspersprite ... That wouldn't stop him from doing it, though.
  5. -*- Jaspersprite Even still, he kind of missed seeing his friends drop in and out everyday! But... they seemed more content with doing the latter more often than the former. Oh, well. Whether they stay or go is /their/ business! Not his. And honestly, he can't /blame/ them for taking their leave.
  6. -*- hereticGreyvoice casually remembers that
  7. -*- hereticGreyvoice you /stabbed/ me
  8. -*- hereticGreyvoice you
  9. -*- hereticGreyvoice pink meowbeast heiress >B(
  10. -*- Jaspersprite The terrors, as unseen as they were, made this place constantly dangerous. And people were just as sneaky and hurtful, too! The wrong kind, at least. The sooner his friend decided they should leave, the better. The rest of his friends could come along and everything! They'd find their own bubble, some place far away from here. Where they'd never have to w
  11. <Jaspersprite> orry about anything else ever again.
  12. -*- Jaspersprite (I was in a bad way at the time i apawlogize ok o^o)
  13. -*- hereticGreyvoice eh, I can't be angry. I probably wouldn't have been here if you hadn't.
  14. -*- hereticGreyvoice and thus meet Handyman
  15. -*- Jaspersprite That was something to be handled at another time, though. For now, he'd rather make the most of his stay in this bubble! When he wasn't giving Felicia a rather extensive tour of it, anyway. It's kind of a hard thing to do when it keeps changing on you!
  16. <TavrosToreador> How strange to be back in this place. After so infinitely long, back to a frankly still widely unfamiliar place. Pacing on unsteady metal legs, Tavros made his way through winding hallways and corridors, attempting to relocate through the labyrinthian mansion. Much to his fortune (or lack there of), he soon found himself at the living room. Well, at least it
  17. <TavrosToreador> was some form of center point for this whole building. Not to mention, a sofa would do well for his malfunctioning mechanical limbs. Taking his seat carefully onto the yet undamaged cushions, the Taurus sighed in relief. Still, the whole place was morbidly quiet. He snickered. Morbidly; funny word to use when describing a figment of imagination for dead souls
  18. <TavrosToreador> ...
  19. -*- Jaspersprite Tail swishing back and forth, he'd be making his merry way out of the kitchen. Carrying with him a particularly scrumptious looking plate of carp! And tuna. And mackeral. It's just a great big pile of fish on a great big plate, and he fully intends on eating every bit of it. ... Not the plate, though.
  20. -*- Jaspersprite Too crunchy!
  21. <TavrosToreador> Wow no, that got depressing quick! Time to thing of gladder things, such as Pupa Pan and the bounding joy that must be flying into night skies.
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  23. -*- TavrosToreador blinks curiously at the entry of someone else, perking up slightly at the presence of the pink sprite. "oH! jASPERS! i HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN, uHH, A FEW AGES, iT FEELS."
  24. -*- hereticGreyvoice Rabbit will eat the plate if you don't
  25. <The_Handyman> Having just recently checked every bedsheet, mattress, couch, and chair for possible claw marks (Jaspers there are eyes watching you), the Handyman at last seemed to have returned to the somewhat well cared for mansion. It needed a bit of cleaning, his disappearance left the place in a not as kind state. Then again, time travelling could be a confusing deal.
  26. <The_Handyman> The halls seemed nigh abandoned, not a single soul about. Unusual, given that he was more accustomed with crowded hallways. Still, perhaps he'd find one company despite the silence.
  27. -*- Jaspersprite ... But what's this? Someone else, in the vast sea of sofas and such? The last person he would have expected, it would seem! /Tavros/! It felt like a lifetime since he's seen the guy, and... well, a lifetime might not be too far off! Time was such a fickle thing in the bubbles. Jaspers tried not to think about it too hard-- it hurt his little pink noggin!
  28. -*- Jaspersprite He almost drops his plate in pleasant surprise, thankfully avoiding a spill of salmon. And trout. And miscellaneous fish in general-- he wasn't paying too much attention to what he was grabbing. He was /hungry/. "Oh! Oh oh oh tavros! Tavros it is just splendid to get to see you again! I have not seen you since. Since."
  29. <Jaspersprite> "Since i do not even remember how long ago! 83"
  30. <Jaspersprite> "It is so good to see you again i thought i would not get to see you again and then i would be sad." He concedes, his grin splitting his furry face. It /has/ been too long, and... well, due to recent events, he could certainly benefit from seeing a friendly old face!
  31. -*- hereticGreyvoice was... tired. He had gone out for some time, winding up far from the mansion as the trees had winded and warped his steps, and guided him through a see of old sights. Now though, he had found his way back, and didn't really look much different then normal; if not a bit haggard. Through the front door he walked, with his scythe and pack, sighing with relie
  32. <hereticGreyvoice> f
  33. <TavrosToreador> "i COULD SAY THE VERY SAME, tO YOU! iT REALLY WAS A BIT WAY TOO LONG, tO BE APART FROM, uHH, gOOD FRIENDS-" He began, snickering widely and showing each of his last fangs towards the sprite. "oR WELL, fRIEND, gIVEN THAT MY OTHER FRIENDS ARE, aPPARENTLY, nOT HERE AT ALL, oR ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER..." He muttered on as he always did.
  34. <TavrosToreador> Even so, Tavros patted the spot beside himself, dragging a coffee table closer that Jaspers could rest his hefty meal onto and eat to his little kitty heart's content while they talked. "tHAT ASIDE, h-hOW'VE YOU BEEN? oTHER THAN, yOU KNOW, gLOWY,,, aND CATTY," He joked, laughing dorkishly at his own bad pun.
  35. <The_Handyman> The click of the front door soon caught the servant's attention. As did the messy troll which soon walked in. Entirely exhausted, but still looking as handsome as Handyman could recall. Quietly, the time demon let the mutant be distracted before sneaking closer, lacing his arms around the Heretic's waist while peppering kisses along the nape of his neck.
  36. <The_Handyman> "Well, it surely has been t00 l0ng, Greyv0ice." He growled playfully, all too happy to have his matesprit back.
  37. -*- Jaspersprite The pun isn't... /entirely/ processed. He laughs nonetheless, though! He is the best at being catty. And glowy, too! Not to toot his own horn, or anything. Balancing the plate ever so carefully, cautious not to lose a single fish from his delicious dish, he takes his place right beside Tavros on the sofa-- setting the meal onto the coffee table with the q
  38. <hereticGreyvoice> A tired smile tugged at the troll's lips. "Can say that again, Handyman." He returned with a similarly playful growl. He leaned contently against the other, moving his head to return the kisses. "Hope I wasn't gone too long--kinda hard to count the days out here."
  39. <Jaspersprite> uietest of clinks. "I think the rest of your friends might have just wandered away for a little bit! To a different bubble maybe. Or maybe they are taking a nice long nap! I take those sometimes too they are extra refreshing." He suggests, licking his chops as he takes a moment to admire his food. "I have been good too! I have been making lots of great friend
  40. <Jaspersprite> s and-- and one time recently? I saw a cow."
  41. <Jaspersprite> "I never saw a cow before tavros it was neat. 83"
  42. -*- chthonianGunslinger (But that's not all you saw, was it Jaspers?)
  43. -*- Jaspersprite ... "There were some sad stuffs that happened with my friends though. That was not as neat. But the other stuff was! <:3"
  44. -*- chthonianGunslinger (SKRRREEEEEEE)
  45. -*- Jaspersprite He wishes that was all. He really, really does.
  46. -*- Jaspersprite S h u d d e r.
  47. <The_Handyman> "Y0u're telling that t0 a time player. H0w ir0nic." He replied, gingerly releasing the rebel leader from his arms in order to properly face him instead. Taking hold of the hand which still gripped onto that scythe, Handyman coaxed Greyvoice to rest it aside while carefully undoing the other's heavy cloak. "Y0u're h0me n0w th0ugh. Get c0mf0rtable."
  48. -*- Jaspersprite ... H--He doesn't wanna think about that right now, though. He's got company! A nice big plate of company.
  49. -*- Jaspersprite ... Tavros too!
  50. -*- TavrosToreador wow rude
  51. -*- hereticGreyvoice at least you aren't on the plate
  52. -*- Jaspersprite thE FISH WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN YOU WERENT 38
  53. -*- TavrosToreador AND YOU ATE THEM.
  54. -*- hereticGreyvoice tAV RUN
  55. -*- TavrosToreador YOU CANNIBALIZED YOUR FRIENDS.
  56. -*- TavrosToreador JASPERS WHAT DID YOU DO?!
  57. -*- Jaspersprite IT IS A CAT EAT CAT WORLD
  58. -*- hereticGreyvoice but they're fish
  59. -*- Jaspersprite CAT EAT CATFISH WORLD
  60. -*- TavrosToreador that doesn't sound right...
  61. -*- Jaspersprite He'd make note to leave the more... unpleasant details out, though. Tavros didn't need to hear any of that. Not when it's been so long! They've got a lot more to catch up on. Much, much less unpleasant things to catch up on, at least.
  62. <TavrosToreador> "a COW?" He echoed, raising an inquisitive brow. How did a /cow/ even end up here? This was sort of entirely uncanny and - further more - downright weird. None the less, now wasn't the time to debate the mechanics of bovine minds and how those relate to the bub- "yOU THINK SOMEONE TURNED IT INTO A, pATTY IN ORDER FOR IT TO HAVE DECEASED, aND COME HERE?" Or
  63. <TavrosToreador> you know you can have awful fucking discussions about it, no biggy.
  64. <TavrosToreador> "i HOPE THAT MOST OF OUR FRIENDS, aRE INDEED JUST, uHH, aROUND,,, oR NAPPING. tHIS PLACE GETS SORT OF, rEALLY FRIGHTENINGLY EMPTY, wHEN THERE AREN'T QUITE AS MANY PEOPLE." You sort of do get used to the couples banging on the couches.
  65. <hereticGreyvoice> It's easy to remove the worn wood from his hand. He's still, so that the other can work at the clasp; except for his arms, which reach forward and wrap around the maroon-bloods waist, tugging him forward so that he could snatch a kiss.
  66. -*- Jaspersprite "No no it did not become a patty!" Giggle. It /was/ a bit odd for a cow to be here, now that he thinks about it-- but at the time, he was far too happy with the encounter to care. He never saw a whole lot of other animals, save for other cats! "I do not know for sure what happened to the cow actually. But it was a very nice cow! Her name was maybelle."
  67. <-> chthonianGunslinger is now known as cattyCarole
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  69. <The_Handyman> Oh the kiss was all too welcome. He grinned through it, just slightly nibbling against the other's lower lip, framing Greyvoice's face in both his hands. He took his time with it, let it linger before at last pulling further apart. "I've missed y0u..." He purred softly.
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  71. <Jaspersprite> [[Cough yes what was]]
  72. <Jaspersprite> [[The last thing that I posted/did I miss anything--]]
  73. <-> cattyCarole is now known as cattyCarole|temptressArdent
  74. <Jaspersprite> [[Nevermind, got it uvu]]
  75. <TavrosToreador> ((ffff no, not really <3 would you like me to repo-))
  76. <TavrosToreador> ((asdkljfalskdjfalskdjf okay den 8u;; ))
  77. <Jaspersprite> [[Thanks anyway Handy ovo]]
  78. <hereticGreyvoice> A soft chuckle rumbled in his chest. "Missed ya too." He cooed against the other's lips. "Desert's a bit more lonely then it used ta be."
  79. <Jaspersprite> "It gets a little scary when it is so empty though yes i agree. I do not like being alone a whole lot! But thankfully i have lots of other friends to keep me company. And now you are here too! <:3" He chews on his fish as he idly counts his friends off in his mind. Carley, Dante and Vergil-- if they aren't, uhm. Mad at him or something.
  80. -*- cattyCarole|temptressArdent mrowwww 3:
  81. -*- Jaspersprite They seemed to be angry about lots of stuff, lately. And there's Felicia, too! Could never forget about her.
  82. -*- cattyCarole|temptressArdent :3!
  83. -*- Jaspersprite <:3!
  84. -*- cattyCarole|temptressArdent 83
  85. <TavrosToreador> "uHH,,, jASPERS, nOT THAT i WOULD LIKE TO SEEM RUDE, oR THAT i AM DISCREDITTING YOU IN ANY WAY, bUT HOW EXACTLY DID YOU, uHH, lEARN HER NAME?" Last Tavros recalled, Japers could only speak english and some meow-ish. He considered that a perfect name for a cat's language. Distracting himself further in their conversation, he reached forwards on that plate to
  86. <TavrosToreador> pick up a sardine by it's tail. Not to eat it though, he was surely not fond of raw fish. But he did hold it up right before Jaspers, intending to feed his ectoplasmatic friend.
  87. -*- Jaspersprite Hehe. 83 Even still, you could never have too many good pals around here. /Especially/ around here, he thinks! Swallowing before he speaks, he giggles a bit at Tavros' question. "Oh! She did not tell me or anything i do not speak cow. I learned it from the people that owned her!"
  88. <Jaspersprite> "... They were not quite as neat as the cow was. 3:"
  89. -*- Jaspersprite Nom!
  90. <The_Handyman> "As is nap time; that pile is just t00 l0nely t0 enj0y 0n my 0wn." He replied, carefully untying the other's arms from around his body before coaxing him to walk. "Y0u d0 need a bath first th0ugh. Greyv0ice, y0u've managed t0 even cake y0ur hair with earth."
  91. -*- Jaspersprite The fish is snatched right out of Tavros' hand by a rather gracious pair of cat jaws, parted lips pursed to a smile, cheeks puffed.
  92. <TavrosToreador> Gluttonous kitty his friend may be, he was surely a sight for sore eyes. "i,,, sUPPOSE THE OWNERS WERE NOT CAT PEOPLE?" He replied, picking out another of the many fishes in order to hold them up for Jaspers. It was a rather unusual thing to do, however the sprite was surely not complaining and Tavros was having a bit of fun just pampering his friend as such.
  93. <hereticGreyvoice> Ah yes, the pile. He missed that pile--certainly an improvement to the ground. "Could go for one of those, actually." Greyvoice moved and walked beside the time traveler. Usually, he didn't care for baths, but the thought of them now only made him miss the other troll.
  94. <Jaspersprite> "They were not /people/ people either. :<" Swallow, followed by a not-so-quiet smacking of the chops. He didn't want to think about /them/, either. There wasn't a single pleasant thing to take from that entire experience, save for Maybelle. "I hope that i do not see them again. I hope that none of my friends see them again! They--"
  95. <-- cattyCarole|temptressArdent (~Rory@cpe-74-79-162-167.twcny.res.rr.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
  96. <Jaspersprite> "Well. They were big bullies and i will leave it at that. :<" ... Nom! He takes the fish out of Tavros' hand once again, a regret fueled frown going as quickly as it came-- replaced by a contented little smirk, eyes bright as ever.
  97. <The_Handyman> "I'll say." He answers playfully, though soon has guided Greyvoice to the nearest bath. He heats the water to a comfortable degree, letting the tub fill up for the time being. Instead, he aids his matesprit in pulling off the remainder of his outfit. "Well, where have y0u been? I take it traveling thr0ugh here was interesting in the very least."
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  99. <TavrosToreador> That frown of guilt did not go by unnoticed. Tavros didn't intend to bring it up though. Now was surely no time for bitter or unpleasant memories. Instead, again he offered Jaspers pieces of his lunch, bringing his free hand around to stroke down along the sprite's spine, even at one time or another brushing his soft cheeks. "i AM, rEALLY SORRY TO HEAR ALL OF
  100. <TavrosToreador> THAT, aND i HOPE YOU REALLY WON'T HAVE TO, uHH, dEAL WITH THOSE SORTS OF GUYS AGAIN," He replied with as soothing and supportive a smile as he could muster. It was still just as painful to know that his friends had endured bullying. He knew it too well.
  101. <TavrosToreador> "bUT, iT'S ALL DONE NOW, rIGHT? sO, yOU'LL BE JUST ALRIGHT!"
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  104. -*- Jaspersprite Well... Jaspers was pretty alright, given the circumstances. But he couldn't say the same for his other friends, and he wouldn't be without those horrible, horrible memories. Of the farm, the blood, the /screams/-- it was a bit worse than schoolyard bullying, but... Jaspers would rather leave it at that. He purrs as his spine is stroked, neck crooning and
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  106. <hereticGreyvoice> Softly rumbling, he thought back to his wanderings. "Th'desert, mostly, once the forest ended." He tugged at the other's own outfit, " 'S been a bit quiet around here, but I guess I didn't look for anywhere crowded." He chuckled a bit to himself.
  107. <Jaspersprite> smile widening at the comforting touches. "Mhm! I do not think they will be bothering me and my friends again though. I hope not at least! So it is nothing to worry about. Besides!" Nom! Chew chew! Gulp! "I have lots of nice pals to protect me in case they do."
  108. <Jaspersprite> "And i can protect them! >:3" He /is/ a fierce hunter, after all. One of the fiercest! He bats a tentacle at the air to prove it. He is the sheer image of intimidation. Mice cower in fear at whispers of his name, and many a bird carcass has been left on the living room carpet.
  109. -*- Jaspersprite (They were gifts nobody can yell at him for leaving gifts around ok)
  110. -*- Jaspersprite (Would you yell at /santa/, /Handy/)
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  112. <The_Handyman> ((shush it fur ball >8u))
  113. <The_Handyman> ((actually, brb you two, I must shower uvu))
  114. -*- Jaspersprite ( B< )
  115. <The_Handyman> ((I won't take long u3u *keeses you both*))
  116. <Jaspersprite> [[Ffffff it is quite alright uwu]]
  117. -*- hereticGreyvoice ain't afraid of no
  118. -*- hereticGreyvoice *Santa ain't
  119. -*- hereticGreyvoice of n-no /hooligan/
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  125. -*- hereticGreyvoice ... hello?
  126. <The_Handyman> ((long shower was long ono;; ))
  127. -*- PurpleKoopa be purified
  128. <The_Handyman> ((wat))
  129. <Jaspersprite> [[Welcome back, Handy uvu]]
  130. <TavrosToreador> ((gonna answers now >8u))
  131. <TavrosToreador> ((MIBBIT IS BEING A BITCH, PARDON 8U;; ))
  132. <hereticGreyvoice> (kisses handy hi uvu)
  133. <The_Handyman> In response to Greyvoice's slight tugging, he too started to undo the buttons of his shirt and jacket, laying them both aside as he carried on. "While I usually enj0y m0re life in the Man0r, this d0es give me m0re time t0 rest and spend with y0u." He replied, raising one hand to carefully stroke the mutant's hair free of sand grains.
  134. <TavrosToreador> "aH, i FEEL, iNFINITELY SAFER ALREADY," Tavros replied, only half humorously towards the ever energetic feline. Jaspers was always so full of pep! Pep and cute, really. Those seemed to walk hand in hand. He carried on stroking and scratching along the sprite's back, cheeks, and neck; pampering his companion thoroughly. "i AM QUITE SURE NO, uHH, bULLY, oR
  135. <hereticGreyvoice> Smiling, he leaned forward to nuzzle the other troll. "I'd rather that then you bustin' your hump for those who don't appreciate it."
  136. <TavrosToreador> VARIATION OF THE SAME, wILL EVER COME ABOUT SO LONG AS YOU, rEMAIN THE EVER VIGILANT HUNTER, wHICH YOU MOST ASSUREDLY ARE," He still teased, adjusting himself more comfortably on the couch.
  137. <The_Handyman> Grinning briefly at that nuzzle and the whispered statement, Handyman took the moment to steal one chaste kiss from the heretic's lips. "Get in the tub 0r I will be tempted t0 push y0u in." He feigned his threat, though punctuating his words with affectionate nibbles along Greyvoice's neck.
  138. <hereticGreyvoice> "Like ta see you try, Handyman." He rumbled, hands taking a firm hold on the maroon blood's sides, with no intention of letting go.
  139. <The_Handyman> "Stubb0rn as always." He almost cooed, though had no intention of losing their little game. Instead, he let his hands roam up along the heretic's arms, roll over his shoulders, down along his sides...
  140. <The_Handyman> At which point he started to tickle his matesprit to get him to release the Handyman.
  141. -*- Jaspersprite "Mhm! I am simply the most vigilant tavros. The most! If there was a contest for being vigilant i would bet my fill of tuna that i would win. That is how vigilant i am! :3" He looks rather prideful at the brown blood's confirmation! ... Until he takes a moment to bring a tentacle to his own chin in consideration, pride soon melting into thought.
  142. <Jaspersprite> "What does vigilant mean again? :0"
  143. <TavrosToreador> Tavros couldn't help but burst into laughter. Loud, unabashed, snorting sort of laughter as he fell back onto the couch. He remained as such for only a few seconds though, glancing back to the ever oblivious sprite with the widest of grins. "vIGILANT IS AN ADJECTIVE THAT MEANS YOU ARE, uHH, wATCHFUL. iT'S LIKE YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR EYE ON EVERYTHING TO MAKE
  144. <TavrosToreador> SURE THAT, nO ILL WILL COME TO IT!"
  145. <hereticGreyvoice> He smirked, though, it was unclear if it was a taunt, or a reaction to the tickles. He remained still, even as his tone wavered and small shivers trembled through him, "Gotta try harder then that."
  146. <The_Handyman> "Hm..." The Handyman frowned slightly. "Last time I tried this y0u were all but ch0king up 0n y0urself. L0st that sensitive t0uch I supp0se." He appeared almost a bit disappointed at that, however knew other means with which to make this work. "What if I made y0u a deal?"
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  148. <hereticGreyvoice> He snickered a bit, tugging the other against himself and snagging a kiss. "Deal, ya say?" he flexed his sides, in response to the still present hands, biting at his lower lip.
  149. <Jaspersprite> "Ohhh." That makes a lot more sense! He's not /quite/ as watchful as some of his other friends-- /especially/ Carley-- but he's still pretty keen! And he'd never let any bad stuff happen to anyone. Not if he had a say in it, at least! A little fit of laughter follows Tavros', an embarrassed flush overcoming his furry cheeks. "Okay! I think i am still pretty v
  150. <Jaspersprite> igilant though. Not a lot gets by this kitty!"
  151. <Jaspersprite> "... Except when it does. 3:"
  152. <The_Handyman> "A deal." He repeated, letting his palms roam up along the mutant's back, stroking and kneading to relax the other. "I pr0mise t0 shirk my duties f0r a full week in 0rder t0 better spend that time with y0u. H0w d0es that pr0p0siti0n s0und?"
  153. <hereticGreyvoice> That is a very nice deal you have there, Handyman. "Sounds good ta me, but what about that white suited douche?" He remembered Scratch well enough. That /prick/.
  154. <TavrosToreador> "wELL, jUDGING BY THE NOTABLE LACK OF RODENTS, oR BIRDS FOR THAT MATTER, i WOULD SAY NOT A LOT EVER DOES GET PAST THE EVER ATTENTIVE, jASPER," He agreed in full heart, grinning brightly towards the sprite. "aLTHOUGH, i WILL ADMIT THAT YOU AREN'T THE, uHH, mOST ATTENTIVE, iN TERMS OF GRAMMAR AND THE SUCH," He added mockingly, nudging the other's side briefly.
  155. <The_Handyman> "D0ct0r Scratch has been absent f0r a quite l0ng time. I'm certain he, despite his 0mnisceince, will have a bit much in his mind t0 mind my inactivity."
  156. <hereticGreyvoice> "Fine by me." Greyvoice smirks, snatching another kiss. "Deal."
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  160. -*- Jaspersprite "Grammar is hard. I try my best at it! But it is still hard. Rose makes it look easy though." She makes a lot of things look easy, actually-- she's really smart like that! He sticks his tongue out a little at Tavros's mocking, holding a particularly scrawny trout in his tentacles idly. "I am much more used to meowing anyway!"
  161. <Jaspersprite> "... Have you ever caught a mouse before? :0" He asks out of partial curiousity-- Tavros wasn't a cat or anything, so the chances that he ever did were slim, but... it'd be neat if he did! Catching mice is pretty fun, and it's even more fun if you can do it with your friends!
  162. -*- Jaspersprite (Mice are pretty far and few inbetween in a mansion like this, though. But /sometimes/...)
  163. <The_Handyman> "Deal." He returned the kiss, sealing up their little deal. "Now to the tub with you."
  164. <hereticGreyvoice> Hands relaxed and rested against the time traveler's hips. "You first, or me?" He purred.
  165. <The_Handyman> ((ffff I need to leave dears ;x; perhaps we can continue later? ;0; ))
  166. <Jaspersprite> [[Oh-- yes that would be v spectacular if we could continue but I understand completely uvu Bye, Handy! owo]]
  167. <The_Handyman> ((I shall save dees log ovo))
  168. -*- The_Handyman keeses you both u3u))
  169. <-- The_Handyman (Mibbit@186.220.7.143) has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  170. <-- TavrosToreador (Mibbit@186.220.7.143) has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  171. -*- Midna ﹤OOC﹥: ...god it's quiet now.
  172. <hereticGreyvoice> (Handy wrot life to the dead land, and she taketh it away)
  173. <-> hereticGreyvoice is now known as cherryPie
  174. -*- cherryPie alternatively, baby terror
  175. -*- Jaspersprite Babby terror yes that also oOo]]
  176. -*- Jaspersprite Tho I'm getting]]
  177. -*- Jaspersprite Distracted by Law and Order and debating buying Sam & Max so]]
  178. -*- Jaspersprite S o]]
  179. -*- cherryPie pfff, do whatever you wish uvu)
  180. -*- gatheringTempest hEY BABY TERROR
  181. -*- gatheringTempest I'm called the Doctor
  182. -*- gatheringTempest but probably not because I am most likely about to be distracted doing things also --
  183. -*- cherryPie and then the doctor adopts cherry and
  184. <non> what kind of doctor r u)
  185. <non> md, phd?)
  186. -*- cherryPie she goes off on adventures instead of being abducted by her dad u_u
  187. -*- cherryPie Alpha's okay with dat
  188. -*- gatheringTempest A little of everything, sometimes!
  189. -*- gatheringTempest but yes adventures w/ the Doctor and his alien companion aww
  190. -*- gatheringTempest his tiny baby alien companion
  191. -*- cherryPie chirp!
  192. -*- cherryPie hope you don't mind her eating things she shouldn't eat
  193. -*- cherryPie (that's what she learned from Nova)
  194. -*- gatheringTempest nOT THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER
  195. -*- cherryPie yES
  196. -*- gatheringTempest Noooo, no, funny-sounding objects don't taste good.
  197. -*- cherryPie chirwhrrrrp
  198. -*- cherryPie everything tastes good to a babby
  199. -*- cherryPie om nom nom
  200. -*- gatheringTempest they arrive at a new place and one of the things he tells them every time is
  201. -*- gatheringTempest Don't accept alien candy from strangers.
  202. -*- gatheringTempest Or eat the strangers.
  203. -*- cherryPie chirp? :c
  204. -*- cherryPie but the strangers are yummy
  205. -*- cherryPie that's what mommy taught me
  206. -*- gatheringTempest Maybe next time we'll go to the Corcitiparalia galaxy. It's a valid greeting there. Just don't get greeted by somebody bigger than you.
  207. -*- gatheringTempest casually makes up alien words/places on the spot
  208. -*- gatheringTempest Been there twice! Don't worry, I came out on the other side alright.
  209. <-- Huw (~tylana@188-222-84-108.dsl.cnl.uk.net) has quit (Quit: sleeps)
  210. -*- Jaspersprite Oh gosh Cherry and the Doctor perf]]
  211. -*- Jaspersprite /Perf/]]
  212. -*- gatheringTempest You lie tho]
  213. -*- gatheringTempest Cherry is perf]
  214. -*- cherryPie other side more like other end)
  215. -*- Jaspersprite You are perf and Cherry is perf and together you are]]
  216. -*- cherryPie also making up words is how I doctor too it's okay)
  217. -*- Jaspersprite Megaperf
  218. -*- Jaspersprite ]]
  219. -*- gatheringTempest bASICALLY also I think that's how]
  220. -*- gatheringTempest the Doctor does the Doctor]
  221. -*- cherryPie shhh no you are both perfect babies mcdoodlycooties)
  222. -*- cherryPie probalby)
  223. -*- Jaspersprite The Doctor never went to any other galaxy he just]]
  224. -*- cherryPie also that sounds like a nice place mommy would like that place I think
  225. -*- Jaspersprite Makes shit up]]
  226. -*- Jaspersprite 'Why yes as a matter of fact the']]
  227. -*- cherryPie is there anyone smaller then me there cause
  228. -*- Jaspersprite 'Uhm']]
  229. -*- cherryPie I'm kind of
  230. -*- Jaspersprite 'Magniflorious galaxy is wonderful this time of year']]
  231. -*- cherryPie the size of a basketball, though it's been a while I might be bigger
  232. -*- cherryPie really cause I've been there and)
  233. -*- cherryPie everythings on fire)
  234. -*- cherryPie always)
  235. <-> Jaspersprite is now known as plutoniumBioanalysis
  236. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis shoots a hoop w/ Cherketball
  237. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis 2 pts
  238. -*- cherryPie screeches sadly :ca
  239. -*- gatheringTempest Ohhh, I'm sure y'could down a limb or two.
  240. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis screeches /victoriously/
  241. -*- gatheringTempest Prudecess Bubblerude
  242. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis What do I look like to you the Ethics Princess
  243. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis Now /she/'/s/ a prude alright B[
  244. -*- cherryPie works for me large eared humany looking one
  245. -*- cherryPie Cherry nuzzles up to the Doctor's chest because his hearts remind her of Alpha)
  246. -*- cherryPie well at least she wouldn't toss me into a really high basket :ca
  247. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis Good point
  248. -*- gatheringTempest Oh my gosh that's kind of really cute why would you do that to me]
  249. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis Cherry more like]]
  250. -*- gatheringTempest Qt]
  251. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis Cuterry]]
  252. -*- gatheringTempest ^]
  253. -*- cherryPie because once the Doctor realizes Alpha's body is actually an abducted timelord who's conciousness is still present he be pissed)
  254. -*- cherryPie if he were, hypothetically)
  255. -*- plutoniumBioanalysis Alpha's body is actually the Doctor's uncle]]
  256. -*- cherryPie I have never really gotten to use that so)
  257. <cherryPie> (his uncle who looks younger)
  258. <gatheringTempest> [Timelords work weirdly]
  259. <cherryPie> (and a bit like the doctor's incarnation two regenerations from nwo)
  260. <gatheringTempest> [Have you seen the First Doctor he looks like he's]
  261. <gatheringTempest> [Freaking 90]
  262. <cherryPie> (he's the oldest incarnation but also the youngest the doctor's been in his history as a tv show protag)
  263. <cherryPie> (and matt is the youngest actor)
  264. <gatheringTempest> [Doc I think you're going a little backwards here]
  265. <cherryPie> (he can't be tamed, nitro)
  266. <gatheringTempest> [12th Doctor is just a teenager]
  267. <plutoniumBioanalysis> [[14th Doctor is an infant]]
  268. <cherryPie> (yoU DON"T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT"S LIKE TO BE ME he yells at his thirty year old companion)
  269. <gatheringTempest> [yOU DON'T KNOW ME]
  270. <cherryPie> (YOU DON"T KNOW MY LIIIIIFE)
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