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  12. Uruk-hai Quest Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)01:24:42 No.1225521▶
  13. Welcome to Uruk-hai quest! This is an idea I've been working on for a few months and decided to give it a shot. This is my first quest so don't fuck me too hard.
  14. This is set 150 years after the 4th Age began. Orcs still roam the country sides but have been forced into hiding by the now very strong kingdoms of man. We'll be using a D20 system and only the first three rolls will be counted.
  15. Also sorry for any spelling or grammatical mistakes.
  16. >>
  17. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)01:25:24 No.1225522▶>>1225542 >>1225562
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  20. Rage is the first thing you feel as you awaken. The membrane around quivers one last time before you rip yourself out of it you slide onto the floor covered in foul smelling fluids. You struggle to breath for a few moments, the pleasant smelling air only makes you angrier. You wipe the fluids from your eyes finding yourself in a hole in the ground somewhere in the forest. Slime races down your body and you feel the warmth of the air on your body. Defiantly don't want this shit to dry. You take a moment to regain composure and see a puddle on the ground. You take handfuls of the water and start cleaning yourself of the slime. After you're done you hear a twig snap and see an Orc step by the hole.
  21. He smiles for a moment before yelling, "We got anotha one ere' boss! And e' looks mad!"
  22. Soon after a larger Orc appears and stops at the edge of the pit. He stares at you for a few seconds before he yells, "Well you gettin' up ere' or do I ave' to make you!"
  23. What a cunt.
  24.  
  25. What do you do?
  26.  
  27. >keep cleaning
  28. >climb up
  29. >curse him out
  30. >>
  31. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)01:53:16 No.1225542▶
  32. >>1225522
  33. >keep cleaning
  34. >>
  35. Anonymous (ID: UyG+Rttu) 03/03/17(Fri)02:12:30 No.1225562▶
  36. >>1225522
  37. >keep cleaning
  38. >>
  39. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)02:25:48 No.1225573▶>>1225578 >>1225582 >>1225596
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  42. You ignore the lesser scum and continue cleaning yourself. Even for an Uruk this smells fucking awful.
  43. "Are you deaf or do you just wanna die?"
  44. By Morgoth you smell bad.
  45. You spot the large orc making his down the pit he starts yelling at you now, "I'll you to da' Wargs if you keep ignorin' me!"
  46. Oh god he smells worse.
  47. He finally sulks up to you and gives you a swift kick in the shin. "GET MOVIN' YOU LAZY TARK!"
  48. The orc atop the pit says, "Boss I tink that's an Uruk youz' betta be careful...". The larger orc only snarls in response.
  49.  
  50. watdo?
  51.  
  52. >attack the cunt (d20)
  53. >climb the pit
  54. >>
  55. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)02:32:53 No.1225578▶
  56. Rolled 3 (1d20)
  57.  
  58. >>1225573
  59. Decapitate.
  60.  
  61. We're not taking anymore shit than we already have on us.
  62. >>
  63. Anonymous (ID: UyG+Rttu) 03/03/17(Fri)02:40:41 No.1225582▶
  64. Rolled 5 (1d20)
  65.  
  66. >>1225573
  67. lift him up by the neck and snap it.
  68. >>
  69. Anonymous (ID: cyL1WJji) 03/03/17(Fri)03:16:11 No.1225596▶
  70. Rolled 11 (1d20)
  71.  
  72. >>1225573
  73. >attack the cunt (d20)
  74. Punch his ribs.
  75. >>
  76. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:27:36 No.1225603▶>>1225613 >>1225617 >>1225620
  77. File: main-qimg-7e9461a7f223826(...).jpg (123 KB, 1906x798)
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  79. This cur has been babbling enough. You outstretch your hand and attempt to pick the orc up by the neck attempting to rip it off or snap his neck, but as soon as you grab him he quickly overpowers you.
  80. "Nice try groundling!" he says as he pushes you aside and kicks you to your knees.
  81. "Oi, Uglash go get Rags and Finch! We gotz ourselves a fighter ere'!"
  82. The smaller orc quickly runs away and starts calling for help. Soon after two goblins show up.
  83. "Get this Tark outta ere!" the larger orc says.
  84. With that he starts climbing out of the pit. The two goblins make their way down and point their spears at you.
  85. "Come on lad don't make this...fun..."
  86. With that they escort you out of the pit and you make your way down a small dirt path to a forest clearing populated with orc huts and several patches of malnourished cattle. The two goblins lead you to large hut and poke you into it. The large orc is standing next to a ramshackle throne with a large Black Uruk sitting on its seat.
  87. "This is the trouble maker I'z was talkins' about boss."
  88. The Uruk stares you down for a few moments before saying.
  89. "If e' wants to fight let em fight." He then mumbles to the large orc. The large orc smiles and then throws a shitty metal helm your way and simply says "Get to tha' barracks, scum. Youz' got some raidin' to do."
  90. Seeing no other option you agree.
  91.  
  92. When you arrive at the barracks you're greeted by the two goblins yet again and they lead you inside where upon which you see a large selection of shitty weapons and armor.
  93. You decide to pick...
  94.  
  95. >Orc Sword and Full Plate Armor (+ 2 to armor and +1 to attack. Take extra attrition damage)
  96. >Crossbow and Leather Armor (+2 to tracking and dodging rolls. -2 melee rolls)
  97. >Orc Cleaver and loincloth (+1 to dodging and +2 for attack rolls. Take extra missile fire damage)
  98. >Ork Pike (+3 against calvery, +1 defense. Very Slow)
  99. >Orc Shield and Spear (+1 defense, +2 missile block rolls. -2 fast opponents)
  100.  
  101. What weapon you pick will also affect your class and name in the future.
  102. >>
  103. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:41:22 No.1225609▶>>1225610
  104. I'll keep going for another hour or two but then I gotta pass out.
  105. >>
  106. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)03:42:48 No.1225610▶>>1225611
  107. >>1225609
  108. Can we mix up different armor/weapon combinations?
  109. >>
  110. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:44:02 No.1225611▶>>1225612
  111. >>1225610
  112. I don't see why not. Also sorry for forgetting the armor on the Pike and Spear. Pike is heavy leather and Spear is leather.
  113. >>
  114. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)03:46:36 No.1225612▶>>1225615
  115. >>1225611
  116. What bonuses do we get if we
  117. >Spear and Leather Armor
  118. or
  119. >Sword and Leather Armor
  120.  
  121. Also, would it be possible to dual wield swords? It would offer us more in the way of defense while allowing us to turn to offense if need be,
  122. >>
  123. Anonymous (ID: UyG+Rttu) 03/03/17(Fri)03:46:53 No.1225613▶>>1225614 >>1225624
  124. File: halberd2.0.png (437 KB, 870x870)
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  126. >>1225603
  127. >Pike
  128. best weapon
  129. >>
  130. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)03:47:38 No.1225614▶
  131. >>1225613
  132. >best weapon
  133. Get out of here.
  134. >>
  135. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:49:23 No.1225615▶>>1225618
  136. >>1225612
  137. >Spear and Leather Armor
  138. +2 defense, +1 dodge.
  139. >Sword and Leather Armor
  140. +2 agility, +1 attack rolls
  141. >>
  142. Anonymous (ID: cyL1WJji) 03/03/17(Fri)03:50:45 No.1225617▶>>1225621
  143. >>1225603
  144. Full plate, war axe and a crossbow.
  145. >>
  146. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)03:51:35 No.1225618▶>>1225624
  147. >>1225615
  148. Holy shit that's delicious
  149. >Sword and Leather Armor
  150. >>
  151. Anonymous (ID: YOx8JkeV) 03/03/17(Fri)03:53:03 No.1225620▶>>1225623 >>1225624
  152. >>1225603
  153. >Ork Cleaver and Heavy Leather Armour
  154. >>
  155. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:53:37 No.1225621▶
  156. >>1225617
  157. That's quite a load, but I chu
  158. >Full plate, war axe and a crossbow
  159. +2 armor, + 2 attack. Take HEAVY attrition damage, also you won't a ton of space to put shit in. You're raiding not selling weapons
  160. >>
  161. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:55:00 No.1225623▶>>1225624
  162. >>1225620
  163. >Ork Cleaver and Heavy Leather Armor
  164. +2 attack. Remove extra arrow fire damage
  165. >>
  166. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)03:56:25 No.1225624▶>>1225625 >>1225627 >>1225628
  167. >>1225620
  168. >>1225613
  169. >>1225618
  170. >>1225623
  171.  
  172. Ladies, please.
  173. +2 agility, +1 attack rolls? That's where it's at.
  174. >Sword and Leather Armor
  175. OP? What does agility do?
  176. >>
  177. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:58:48 No.1225625▶
  178. >>1225624
  179. Makes you faster
  180. >>
  181. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)03:59:50 No.1225626▶
  182. I'll be making a pastebin or google doc SO DO NOT FRET
  183. >>
  184. Anonymous (ID: cyL1WJji) 03/03/17(Fri)04:00:42 No.1225627▶
  185. >>1225624
  186. I prefer the heavy tank style but you have a point.
  187. >>
  188. Anonymous (ID: YOx8JkeV) 03/03/17(Fri)04:03:10 No.1225628▶>>1225629 >>1225630
  189. >>1225624
  190. Trade the sword for a heavy cleaver and you've got yourself a deal.
  191. I'm guessing +2 attack, +1 agi?
  192. >>
  193. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)04:04:20 No.1225629▶>>1225630
  194. >>1225628
  195. Ye ye
  196. >>
  197. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)04:05:23 No.1225630▶
  198. >>1225628
  199. >>1225629
  200. Sounds fine to me.
  201. >>
  202. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)04:07:57 No.1225631▶
  203. So two for Cleaver and Leather Armor
  204. >>
  205. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)04:15:35 No.1225635▶
  206. Anymore votes because if not I'm closing this and we're gunna berserk it up
  207. Ten more minutes to vote
  208. >>
  209. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)04:42:13 No.1225649▶>>1225650 >>1225654 >>1225658 >>1225674
  210. You take up arms. An Orc Cleaver and Leather Armor, while shitty it'll do.
  211.  
  212. >bloodlust ability unlocked, can use once every thread when used it increases attack, agility, and dodge to +5
  213.  
  214. "Oi, you bout done in dere' yet?" You emerge from the armory and startle the two goblins. This amuses you, but before you can say anything a horn is blown. The goblins motion for you to follow. They lead you down a small dirt path that winds between the many huts. You arrive to what looks to be a training area. There the large orc from the pit is pacing back in forth in front of 25 other Orcs. "You're late! Get in line maggot." He points towards a small group of goblins, Finch and Rags are there.
  215. "Alroight listen up you bunch of day lilies! Tha' scouts found us a nice little village just a few days from ere'! We're gunns go take every thing theys' got!." He points towards you small group of 5. "Youz' gunna take river duty and try and catch what ever they-" he gestures to the large group of Orcs, "-don't catch."
  216. With that he yells a few rude words and tells you to move on it. You're 2 days from the village.
  217.  
  218.  
  219. Gunna end it here, friends. Bout to pass out. I'll pick this back up 3:00PM PST or a little bit later. Have a good one.
  220. >>
  221. Anonymous (ID: uQb6hOEe) 03/03/17(Fri)04:43:31 No.1225650▶>>1225652
  222. >>1225649
  223. You too, OP. Thank you for your work.
  224. >>
  225. Anonymous (ID: uQb6hOEe) 03/03/17(Fri)04:44:33 No.1225652▶>>1225653
  226. >>1225650
  227. My IP changed. Im leather-sword anon.
  228. >>
  229. Who's AAA (ID: If9PUa85) 03/03/17(Fri)04:51:39 No.1225653▶
  230. >>1225652
  231. >anon
  232. Someone help
  233. >>
  234. Anonymous (ID: YOx8JkeV) 03/03/17(Fri)04:56:34 No.1225654▶
  235. >>1225649
  236. Lookin forward to it
  237. >>
  238. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/03/17(Fri)05:05:18 No.1225658▶
  239. >>1225649
  240. looking forward to 4th age shennanigans, we wont be any MAJOR power but we can make the man-things suffer!
  241.  
  242. thanks for running
  243. >>
  244. Anonymous (ID: QJ2NZxGV) 03/03/17(Fri)05:46:12 No.1225674▶
  245. >>1225649
  246. This is looking fun to me. Please continue when you can
  247. >>
  248. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)15:40:11 No.1226586▶>>1226589 >>1226614
  249. File: main-qimg-e03e572d43cc032(...).jpg (24 KB, 500x200)
  250. 24 KB
  251. For the past few days the only thing keeping you moving is the piss water they call Grog. Tastes good. You've entered the Westfold and are encroaching on a small village by a river. You've been assigned to kill or capture anyone who try's to escape. You've broken off the main group and you're now traveling with Rags and Finch along with the other two nameless fuckfaces called the rest of your "squad". You arrive at the river bank and see a light on the other side. A campfire with two children and a man, the children seem to be talking around the fire, but the man is fishing on the riverbank. They have yet to see you.
  252.  
  253. >give them a good spook (alerts the town early, d20)
  254. >try and find a way across
  255. >swim across (d20)
  256. >>
  257. Anonymous (ID: gEF3zBzY) 03/03/17(Fri)15:43:42 No.1226589▶
  258. >>1226586
  259. >try and find a way across
  260. >>
  261. Anonymous (ID: mLiQQkoA) 03/03/17(Fri)15:53:07 No.1226614▶>>1226641
  262. >>1226586
  263. >>swim across (d20)
  264. >>
  265. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)16:01:58 No.1226641▶>>1226722 >>1226758
  266. >>1226614
  267. Roll please
  268. >>
  269. Anonymous (ID: mLiQQkoA) 03/03/17(Fri)16:21:53 No.1226722▶
  270. Rolled 9 (1d20)
  271.  
  272. >>1226641
  273. >>
  274. Anonymous (ID: vKgzk5yb) 03/03/17(Fri)16:32:19 No.1226758▶>>1226842
  275. Rolled 4 (1d20)
  276.  
  277. >>1226641
  278. Why didn't we just eat then? Probably taste better than grog, and they already started a fire!
  279. >>
  280. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)16:51:33 No.1226842▶>>1227139
  281. >>1226758
  282. WE AIN'T HAD NTOHIN' BUT MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS
  283. >>
  284. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)18:04:38 No.1227139▶>>1227470 >>1227668 >>1227689
  285. >>1226842
  286. Let's eat Rags or Finch or the two other nameless fuck-faces they call them a squad-us withhold. They're probably more chewy than the children anyway. Just not as clean...but then again we've been drinking Grog so...let's do it.
  287.  
  288. Let them get into the water before us so that they're stilted, impassive, and unable to stop the swing of our cleaver that aim for their necks
  289. >>
  290. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)19:28:24 No.1227470▶>>1227551
  291. >>1227139
  292. You sure you wanna eat the two people that don't have a strong opinion about you yet?
  293. >>
  294. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)19:44:04 No.1227551▶
  295. >>1227470
  296. >strong opinion
  297. Meaning they don't think we're a threat? Because that helps us
  298. >>
  299. Anonymous (ID: QIhhrYq3) 03/03/17(Fri)20:03:12 No.1227668▶>>1227690
  300. Rolled 19 (1d20)
  301.  
  302. >>1227139
  303. I veto this
  304.  
  305. And roll for swim.
  306. >>
  307. Anonymous (ID: Spz5/Gzq) 03/03/17(Fri)20:07:39 No.1227689▶
  308. >>1227139
  309. Don't know why you'd want to eat orc flesh when man flesh is the superior choice
  310. >>
  311. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)20:07:48 No.1227690▶
  312. >>1227668
  313. It was a joke lol
  314. Yeah, swim.
  315. >>
  316. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)20:17:40 No.1227736▶>>1227746 >>1227759 >>1227812 >>1228301
  317. You motion to your group to follow as you silently dip yourself in the water. To your surprise the water only goes up to your chest in the deepest parts and you managed to reach the other side of the bank without being seen or heard. You hear the children making fun of each other. The dad comes back with a large fish a few minutes after and gets to work de-boning it. While he does so he starts telling the children a story of orcs and the westfold in the olden days. Something about a white wizard, tree people. and a battle of a fortress.
  318.  
  319. >RIP AND TEAR (d20+2)
  320. >keep listening to their conversation
  321. >CHARGE THEM (d20 +1)
  322. >write in
  323. >>
  324. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)20:20:47 No.1227746▶
  325. >>1227736
  326. I can't play this. I'm too much of a moralfag. But I'll be lurking, OP.
  327. >>
  328. Anonymous (ID: Spz5/Gzq) 03/03/17(Fri)20:23:06 No.1227759▶>>1228009
  329. >>1227736
  330. Sneak up on them, cut down the man and make off with the children to eat later
  331. >>
  332. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/03/17(Fri)20:32:28 No.1227812▶
  333. >>1227736
  334. I'd say listen, so the MC realizes the white wizard was his creator. then we can possibly go on a pilgrimage to the tower of orthanc, to get gear and stuff
  335. >>
  336. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)21:06:59 No.1227999▶>>1228009
  337. So we got a vote for sneaking up on them (also when you suggest doing something like that roll a d20) and a listen.
  338. >>
  339. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/03/17(Fri)21:08:16 No.1228009▶
  340. >>1227999
  341. I'll second >>1227759 too break the tie then
  342. >>
  343. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)21:10:07 No.1228014▶>>1228022 >>1228032
  344. Alright then ROLL FOR SNEAK
  345. >>
  346. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/03/17(Fri)21:11:12 No.1228022▶
  347. Rolled 6 (1d20)
  348.  
  349. >>1228014
  350. >>
  351. Anonymous (ID: Spz5/Gzq) 03/03/17(Fri)21:14:17 No.1228032▶
  352. Rolled 11 (1d20)
  353.  
  354. >>1228014
  355. >>
  356. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)21:39:00 No.1228149▶>>1228267
  357. Need one more roll
  358. >>
  359. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/03/17(Fri)22:13:40 No.1228267▶>>1228278
  360. Rolled 7 (1d20)
  361.  
  362. >>1228149
  363. >>
  364. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)22:15:48 No.1228278▶
  365. >>1228267
  366. YOU ALREADY ROLLED YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
  367. >>
  368. Anonymous (ID: FHlW6192) 03/03/17(Fri)22:22:07 No.1228301▶
  369. Rolled 14 (1d20)
  370.  
  371. >>1227736
  372. RIP AND TEAR
  373. >>
  374. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)22:47:26 No.1228394▶>>1228407 >>1228439 >>1228459
  375. File: images.jpg (11 KB, 285x177)
  376. 11 KB
  377. You order your squad to surround the camp you sneak around to where the father is. Only one though crosses your mind. RIP. AND. T E A R. You charge at the man catching him off guard while your goblin bros secure the children. You bring your cleaver down on the man, he only manages to produce a look of fear in his eyes before you end him. The goblins try and keep the children guarded with threats of stabbings and other...nasty things.
  378. The river has been secured and the assault is ready to begin.
  379. You bind the two children, then a horn blows and the screaming begins. "I tink this be our queue boss!" Boss. You like the sound of that name. And so do these humans coming down to the bank.
  380.  
  381. >let them pass
  382. >CHARGE (d20 +2)
  383. >write in
  384. >>
  385. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/03/17(Fri)22:52:34 No.1228407▶
  386. Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  387.  
  388. >>1228394
  389. >>CHARGE (d20 +2
  390. >>
  391. Anonymous (ID: Dcgymd+A) 03/03/17(Fri)23:02:20 No.1228439▶
  392. Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  393.  
  394. >>1228394
  395. >CHARGE (d20 +2)
  396. >>
  397. Anonymous (ID: hh+Urd7C) 03/03/17(Fri)23:06:02 No.1228459▶
  398. >>1228394
  399. Let them pass. Or maybe set a shit trap to trap any shitweasels amongst them.
  400. >>
  401. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)23:26:47 No.1228526▶>>1228551 >>1228552 >>1228559 >>1228637
  402. File: Uruk-Hai-lord-of-the-ring(...).png (103 KB, 269x205)
  403. 103 KB
  404. >did somebody say blood for the blood god?
  405.  
  406. These peasants don't even notice the Uruk charging at you before it's too late.
  407. You bring your Cleaver down on ones neck causing blood to splurt in the immediate area around you. You then greet your elbow to an elderly woman's face before you crash your foot down on her face killing her. This feels good. REALLY GOOD. No longer able to sate your bloodlust you charge into the burning hamlet. The Orcs have all but killed most of the villagers except for those horsemen coming over the hill...
  408.  
  409. >a party of riders of rohan spotted the burning village and are coming to reinforce
  410.  
  411. >5 riders
  412.  
  413. >6 orks (including you)
  414.  
  415. >stand your ground
  416. >GTFO
  417. >call for aid
  418. >write in?
  419. >>
  420. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/03/17(Fri)23:34:39 No.1228551▶
  421. >>1228526
  422. told you we should have gotten the pike, best weapon, at least against rohan
  423.  
  424. >write in
  425. throw over any carts we can find and corral the wagons, that way we force them into melee and make it next to impossible to actually charge us.
  426. >>
  427. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/03/17(Fri)23:34:49 No.1228552▶
  428. >>1228526
  429. >GTFO
  430. >>
  431. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/03/17(Fri)23:36:23 No.1228559▶>>1228570 >>1228572
  432. >>1228526
  433. write in
  434. use the hostages as human shields to stop the riders charge (1d20)
  435. >>
  436. Anonymous (ID: 5R7jBQ/A) 03/03/17(Fri)23:39:57 No.1228570▶>>1228589
  437. >>1228559
  438. This. Then countercharge in the confusion
  439. >>
  440. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)23:40:42 No.1228572▶
  441. >>1228559
  442. Roll
  443. >>
  444. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/03/17(Fri)23:42:20 No.1228579▶
  445. roll
  446. >>
  447. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/03/17(Fri)23:43:27 No.1228587▶
  448. Rolled 12 (1d20)
  449.  
  450. >>
  451. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)23:44:02 No.1228589▶
  452. >>1228570
  453. You need to roll too
  454. >>
  455. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/03/17(Fri)23:47:35 No.1228596▶
  456. Rolled 10 (1d20)
  457.  
  458. >>
  459. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/03/17(Fri)23:49:09 No.1228602▶>>1228610 >>1228612
  460. One more roll for who ever wants to use hostages
  461. >>
  462. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)23:52:03 No.1228610▶
  463. Rolled 9 (1d20)
  464.  
  465. >>1228602
  466. >>
  467. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/03/17(Fri)23:53:26 No.1228612▶>>1228618 >>1228619 >>1228622
  468. >>1228602
  469. I don't want to use hostages, I think it's stupid to rely on human compasion to survive. Maybe it works because those idiots aren't used to war but relying on a solid wagon fortress seems a lot more reliable to me.
  470. >>
  471. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/03/17(Fri)23:56:01 No.1228618▶
  472. >>1228612
  473. of course it's more reliable but hostages are quicker just my 2 cents
  474. >>
  475. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/03/17(Fri)23:56:07 No.1228619▶
  476. >>1228612
  477. Fine. Then hurl the children at the riders. It'll stop them, likely even smack two off, one for each kid. And if the horses fall, they'll get in the way of the horse near.
  478. >>
  479. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/03/17(Fri)23:57:29 No.1228622▶
  480. >>1228612
  481. of course it's more reliable but hostages are quicker just my 2 cents..
  482. >>
  483. Anonymous (ID: Dcgymd+A) 03/04/17(Sat)00:03:44 No.1228637▶
  484. >>1228526
  485. >did somebody say blood for the blood god?
  486. Dats cleerly a roight an' proppa' WAAAAGH, you spiky git.
  487. >>
  488. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)00:13:55 No.1228663▶>>1228680 >>1228696 >>1228748
  489. File: LordOTRingsFellowship_290(...).jpg (132 KB, 1024x769)
  490. 132 KB
  491. You order your goblins to fetch the children. You also order the orcs to start tossing barrels and what ever could stop calvery into the dirt street. As the goblins arrive with the children the riders start to slow their pace. They stop at the other end of the dirt road. You take one of the children and step forward, you're about to say your first words. "Alroight listen to me scum...if you take anotha' step forward my boyz' and I are gunna start urtin' these ere' kids of urz'." The riders look worried but take a few more steps towards you. These motherfuckers. You snatch a sword from a near by orc and start cutting into the child, if it wasn't for gag you would of ripped this flesh burdens tongue out for the noise alone. The riders look appalled and take a few steps back. "What is it you want Orc?" one of the riders say. "If youz' let us leaves then we's don't kill dese ere' kids ya see." They converse for a moment before agreeing to your terms. You holler for the remaining orcs to hurry up and take what they can. After a long stare down an orc announces they're ready to go. As promised you shove one of the children towards the riders. "Cough up the other one, orc." You simply laugh at this, "We'z keepin' this one fer...insurance." One of them raises their bow, "You fiend!-" you raise the knife towards the child's throat and the rider lowers his weapon. You join with the other
  492.  
  493. >RAID SUCCESSFUL
  494. >you carry off 3 stocks of bread, 2 stocks of meat, and 7 corpses along with various gardening tools and weapons
  495. >also acquired a human child
  496.  
  497. The long trek back to base begins. I'll be taking a quick brake. Be back in around an hour or so
  498. >>
  499. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/04/17(Sat)00:21:39 No.1228680▶>>1228684
  500. >>1228663
  501. >acquired human childe
  502.  
  503. cool, lets eat it or give them to the leaders for brownie points
  504. >>
  505. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)00:22:53 No.1228684▶>>1228688 >>1228735
  506. >>1228680
  507. Lets raise it to be our cock-sleeve, and fuck any of the corpses that look pretty enough.
  508.  
  509. Or try and random the kid?
  510. >>
  511. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)00:23:55 No.1228688▶
  512. >>1228684
  513. Ransom
  514. >>
  515. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)00:30:56 No.1228696▶>>1228700
  516. >>1228663
  517. "I am Uruk-hai"
  518. How dare theycompare us to orks
  519. >>
  520. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)00:35:05 No.1228700▶>>1228723
  521. >>1228696
  522. It's been a long time since Uruk-hai have been a thing so they just thought you were a really big orc
  523. >>
  524. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)00:37:10 No.1228704▶>>1228723
  525. I would also like to point out the orc "village" has its own spawning pits...however they're very slow at creating fellow orcs...
  526. >>
  527. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)00:43:58 No.1228723▶>>1228728
  528. >>1228700
  529. doesn't make it any less offensive, now does it?
  530. >>1228704
  531. are you implying that we need to?
  532. >>
  533. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)00:45:48 No.1228728▶>>1228742
  534. File: 011.jpg (218 KB, 888x1076)
  535. 218 KB
  536. >>1228723
  537. Depends on what you think I'm implying ;)
  538. >>
  539. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)00:46:05 No.1228730▶
  540. Finally, a quest people can't turn the mc into a good guy.
  541. >>
  542. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/04/17(Sat)00:47:45 No.1228735▶>>1228737
  543. >>1228684
  544. nah eat or kill
  545.  
  546. little good can come from it
  547. >>
  548. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)00:48:58 No.1228737▶>>1228754
  549. >>1228735
  550. >little good can come from it
  551. Not so much about how useful it is, just if we want it or not
  552. >>
  553. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)00:50:02 No.1228742▶
  554. File: bf4c63d506165fc3b5eb1e769(...).jpg (74 KB, 600x750)
  555. 74 KB
  556. >>1228728
  557. oh you know, you know looking at the uruk origin, people might get ideas.
  558. >>
  559. Anonymous (ID: hh+Urd7C) 03/04/17(Sat)00:55:31 No.1228748▶
  560. >>1228663
  561. Stick the bread up your arse to stop it going mouldy and cut thumbs off the corpses to for butt plugs to stop oxidation.
  562. >>
  563. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)01:00:52 No.1228754▶
  564. >>1228737
  565. This, also I made up a fanfic headcannon story in my head already how it will go.
  566. >>
  567. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)01:07:28 No.1228763▶>>1228773 >>1228776 >>1228781
  568. File: e9b8d60fc132a086c0fb9bdc3(...).jpg (59 KB, 736x428)
  569. 59 KB
  570. When you arrive back at the encampment you show your spoils of war to the large orc. He takes a look at the human child in the back "Wot's that thing?" you simply reply "Slave or food." he growls before sulking back into the chieftains hut. You find a rock and start digging into some of the human meat you worked so hard for. You don't get to enjoy it long before Rags sulks up and says "The boyz' gave you a name..." you give an inquisitive grunt in response.
  571.  
  572. What have "the boyz" named you?
  573. >>
  574. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/04/17(Sat)01:15:08 No.1228773▶
  575. >>1228763
  576. Gore.
  577. >>
  578. Anonymous (ID: yTpyNb/5) 03/04/17(Sat)01:16:39 No.1228776▶>>1229132
  579. >>1228763
  580. Buttscreamer
  581. >>
  582. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)01:18:19 No.1228781▶>>1228795 >>1228809
  583. >>1228763
  584. Kurr'z
  585. >>
  586. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/04/17(Sat)01:23:01 No.1228795▶
  587. >>1228781
  588. seconding
  589. >>
  590. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)01:33:05 No.1228809▶
  591. >>1228781
  592. Sure
  593. >>
  594. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)01:59:55 No.1228843▶>>1228860 >>1228861 >>1228870 >>1228875 >>1228879
  595. File: d2010e503fa51be6c9e4dd794(...).jpg (65 KB, 610x1067)
  596. 65 KB
  597. "They've started callin' youz' Kurr'z." It has a ring to it. "A-also the Boss wants to see ya'." You sigh and toss the human meat to Rags. You arrive at the chieftain building and walk inside. You see several orcs take piles of scrape metal to the forge. The Black Uruk turns to face you, his mere presence exudes malice and hate. "I be hearin' rumors youz' be an uruk." You stare at him blankly. "Well Iz' been hiden's it." He snarls before unsheathing his massive Uruk scimitar kicks the large orc to the ground. The large orc turns to face his master. "Whot use do Iz' have for a morgol rat when I can ave' em'." He points towards you. "Youz' going ta' fight und' whoeva' wins get's ta be my be my second!" The large orc scrambles to his feet and draws his sword. You do that same. IT'S GO TIME!
  598.  
  599. >charge the cunt (d20 +1)
  600. >dice and slice (d20 +2)
  601. >write in?
  602.  
  603.  
  604. Also please roll when making a decision
  605. >>
  606. Anonymous (ID: 6nghqIr8) 03/04/17(Sat)02:06:48 No.1228860▶
  607. Rolled 2 (1d20)
  608.  
  609. >>1228843
  610. >Dice and slice
  611. Let's go, cunt
  612. >>
  613. Anonymous (ID: iQWke6O5) 03/04/17(Sat)02:06:58 No.1228861▶>>1228862 >>1228879
  614. >>1228843
  615. Can we activate pur bloodlust? 'Cause I feel this is a good time for it
  616. >>
  617. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:08:29 No.1228862▶>>1228875
  618. >>1228861
  619. Sure. Attack, agility, and dodge now increased to 5+. Be sure to add those to all those rolls.
  620. >>
  621. Anonymous (ID: 6nghqIr8) 03/04/17(Sat)02:10:16 No.1228870▶>>1228878
  622. >>1228843
  623. What's up with the different bonuses to the different actions? Is it a case of 'lower bonus, greater risk, greater reward'?
  624. >>
  625. Anonymous (ID: AvSIs9Xx) 03/04/17(Sat)02:10:58 No.1228875▶
  626. Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)
  627.  
  628. >>1228862
  629. >>1228843
  630. dice and slice.
  631. >>
  632. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:11:53 No.1228878▶
  633. >>1228870
  634. It's due to the class they chose. that +1 was for agility and the +2 was for attack rolls
  635. >>
  636. Anonymous (ID: 658uYKxB) 03/04/17(Sat)02:11:56 No.1228879▶>>1228883
  637. Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)
  638.  
  639. >>1228843
  640. >>dice and slice
  641.  
  642. >>1228861
  643. I'd rather not, but then again I am one of those who has inventory full of potions, because there was never an time to use it...lets dance.
  644. >>
  645. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:13:20 No.1228883▶>>1228888
  646. >>1228879
  647. HOLY FUCKING SHIT
  648. ALRIGHT I GOT SOME ROLLS TO DO. LETS HOPE HE DOESN'T ROLL BETTER
  649. >>
  650. Anonymous (ID: 6nghqIr8) 03/04/17(Sat)02:15:52 No.1228888▶>>1228890
  651. >>1228883
  652. >Rolling better
  653. >Than 24
  654. >On a D20
  655. What the fuck kind of bonuses does this fuck have?
  656. >>
  657. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:16:50 No.1228890▶
  658. >>1228888
  659. I don't his bonuses matter anymore. Writing
  660. >>
  661. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:30:21 No.1228903▶>>1228910
  662. File: lotro__uruk_hai_of_sauron(...).jpg (254 KB, 554x822)
  663. 254 KB
  664. You take up arms working yourself into a frenzy. THIS CUNT HAS IT COMING. You let out a bloodcurdling roar. A circle of orcs surround the two of you. He goes in for a slash before you backhand him to the ground breaking his jaw. He scrambles back up only to punch back down again. You throw your cleaver to the floor, you grab him by the neck and start to slowly pull. He screams for a brief moment before you rip his head off spine and all. A torrent of blood erupts from his gaping neck stump and his body falls to the floor. The Warchief simply laughs and takes the orcs head from your hands. He tells the orcs around you to take the body, you're having a feast tonight.
  665. >>
  666. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:32:14 No.1228906▶>>1228910 >>1228912
  667. I would like to point out he rolled a nat 1
  668. >>
  669. Anonymous (ID: 6nghqIr8) 03/04/17(Sat)02:39:57 No.1228910▶
  670. >>1228903
  671. Holy damn. So much for slice and dice. That's pretty epic.
  672. >>1228906
  673. Wasted Bloodlust, then. Eh, still epic.
  674. >>
  675. Anonymous (ID: 658uYKxB) 03/04/17(Sat)02:42:53 No.1228912▶
  676. File: laughingorcs.png (64 KB, 336x150)
  677. 64 KB
  678. >>1228906
  679. Ha
  680. >>
  681. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:47:07 No.1228915▶>>1228920 >>1228925 >>1228932
  682. I'm gunna end it here. We'll start back up in the morning. I'll answer any questions you currently have
  683. >>
  684. Anonymous (ID: 6nghqIr8) 03/04/17(Sat)02:55:11 No.1228920▶>>1228924
  685. >>1228915
  686. What sort of direction are you planning to take this quest?
  687. >>
  688. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:57:04 No.1228924▶>>1228931
  689. >>1228920
  690. Well hopefully make the Remnants of Isengurd and wage war on the world of men.
  691. >>
  692. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)02:57:16 No.1228925▶>>1228928
  693. >>1228915
  694. Is the human slave child a boy or girl?
  695. >>
  696. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)02:58:07 No.1228928▶>>1228931
  697. >>1228925
  698. Boy.
  699. >>
  700. Anonymous (ID: 6nghqIr8) 03/04/17(Sat)03:00:43 No.1228931▶>>1228976
  701. >>1228924
  702. Makes sense. So we're looking at some serious badass upgrades coming our way.
  703.  
  704. >>1228928
  705. Wise, QM. Very wise.
  706. >>
  707. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)03:02:09 No.1228932▶>>1228934
  708. >>1228915
  709. Horde Impressions of us so far?
  710. >>
  711. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)03:02:17 No.1228933▶
  712. I also need to get around to making a pastebin or google doc for Kurr'z here, but I'm a slacker
  713. >>
  714. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)03:03:50 No.1228934▶
  715. >>1228932
  716. Well you just murdered the boss' second in command by bitch slapping him to the ground followed by a torn off head. So they hold in in high respect. They also know you're an Uruk now...orcs are a bit...slow
  717. >>
  718. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)03:21:21 No.1228944▶
  719. Alright Imma pass out see ya tomorrow
  720. >>
  721. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)04:13:44 No.1228976▶
  722. >>1228931
  723. >Not wanting a chai boy shota
  724. Its like you've never afghaned
  725. >>
  726. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)04:18:48 No.1228978▶>>1228997 >>1228998
  727. things i am looking forward to
  728. >getting that sweet white hand symbol on our armour
  729. >burning down and plundering westfold
  730. >just beeing evil for it's own sake
  731. >increasing the numbers of our soldiers
  732. >>
  733. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)04:54:59 No.1228997▶>>1229003
  734. >>1228978
  735. I'm hoping we become some way up there special unit. get our own forces to be strangely organized and cunning despite the fact we are one hell of a beserker...so maybe an epic body guard
  736. >>
  737. Anonymous (ID: 5nKmtYYm) 03/04/17(Sat)04:58:42 No.1228998▶>>1229001 >>1229005 >>1229012
  738. >>1228978
  739. >white hand symbol
  740. >in the 4th age
  741.  
  742. anon.......we'll never serve a second or first rate evil power all we have are shitty third rate would be evils
  743. >>
  744. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)05:02:30 No.1229001▶
  745. >>1228998
  746. Guess we'll have to become Kurr'z Red Hand
  747. >>
  748. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)05:02:54 No.1229003▶
  749. >>1228997
  750. Why would you want to make our character a babysitter?
  751. >>
  752. Anonymous (ID: ncx5YpF3) 03/04/17(Sat)05:05:35 No.1229005▶
  753. >>1228998
  754. We can always become an evil power, backup strats.
  755. >>
  756. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)05:19:04 No.1229012▶>>1229017
  757. File: aAV1XLg_700b_v1.jpg (155 KB, 700x1000)
  758. 155 KB
  759. >>1228998
  760. Legends never die anon
  761. >>
  762. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)05:28:50 No.1229017▶
  763. >>1229012
  764. If we loose an eye we should find the fragments of his staff and use that white orb as a fake eye
  765. >>
  766. Anonymous (ID: vKgzk5yb) 03/04/17(Sat)07:47:48 No.1229132▶>>1229153 >>1229256
  767. >>1228776
  768. I know I'm a little late but I just got back from the pub and I'm disappointed that no-one else voted for buttscreamer as a name.
  769. >>
  770. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)08:06:46 No.1229153▶>>1229192
  771. >>1229132
  772. thats because the name simply isn't funny
  773. >>
  774. Anonymous (ID: vKgzk5yb) 03/04/17(Sat)08:50:31 No.1229192▶>>1229205
  775. >>1229153
  776. I don't get it. At you saying a protagonist needs a funny name?
  777. >>
  778. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)09:09:17 No.1229205▶
  779. >>1229192
  780. yes
  781. >>
  782. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)09:48:23 No.1229256▶
  783. >>1229132
  784. No one suggested it.
  785. >>
  786. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)14:35:06 No.1230349▶>>1230365 >>1230380 >>1230392
  787. File: 21214719.jpg (103 KB, 460x288)
  788. 103 KB
  789. This so called feast is nothing more than piles of food and corpses scattered on piles on the ground. Just the way you like it! It also just now occurs to you that you never knew the large orcs name, bah doesn't matter now his current name is stumpy the main course. You ponder on what's happened in the very short time you've been alive, you raided a hamlet and then tore off the head of the second in command. huh.
  790. The boss has just finished his third keg of grog and the gobbos are happy sulking off to distant corners, and the orcs are just being orcs, fighting and drinking to their hearts content.
  791. You wonder what to do.
  792.  
  793. >challenge some bloke to a fight
  794. >drink till your liver explodes
  795. >gorge in the fine meats of humans
  796. >write in
  797. >>
  798. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)14:39:19 No.1230365▶>>1230381 >>1230392
  799. >>1230349
  800. >The Chief is drunk take off his head with your cleaver
  801. >>
  802. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)14:41:20 No.1230380▶
  803. >>1230349
  804. >drink till your liver explodes
  805. Have some meat with that.
  806. >>
  807. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)14:41:30 No.1230381▶>>1230390
  808. >>1230365
  809. If you wanna do that roll a d20 +2
  810. >>
  811. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)14:42:43 No.1230390▶
  812. Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  813.  
  814. >>1230381
  815. Lets see what the dice say
  816. >>
  817. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)14:42:45 No.1230392▶>>1230404
  818. >>1230349
  819. >your second in command now that means you's allowed to get better gear head to the armory(if you don't like this OP you can ignore it)
  820. then>>1230365
  821. do what he said
  822. >>
  823. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)14:43:59 No.1230404▶>>1230411 >>1230412 >>1230413
  824. Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  825.  
  826. >>1230392
  827. Backing this one, rolling
  828. >>
  829. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)14:45:12 No.1230411▶
  830. File: aw fug.jpg (151 KB, 1920x1080)
  831. 151 KB
  832. >>1230404
  833. >pic related
  834. >>
  835. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)14:45:17 No.1230412▶
  836. File: aqo5xnr.jpg (386 KB, 1920x1080)
  837. 386 KB
  838. >>1230404
  839. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
  840. >>
  841. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)14:45:40 No.1230413▶
  842. Rolled 3 (1d20)
  843.  
  844. >>1230404
  845. fug were gonna get run outta tribe ar'nt we roll for 20
  846. >>
  847. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)14:47:10 No.1230419▶
  848. Somebody better roll a nat 20 to offset that 1
  849. >>
  850. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)14:48:30 No.1230425▶
  851. Why did ya'll have to get greedy and try to hobo murder the way up.
  852. >>
  853. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)14:48:41 No.1230427▶
  854. 3 roll limit right op?
  855. >>
  856. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)14:54:07 No.1230445▶>>1230448 >>1230454
  857. File: dead goblin.jpg (11 KB, 388x228)
  858. 11 KB
  859. You take a look at the Chief. He's fucking drunk off his rocker. Power will be yours. You grab your cleaver walking towards the drunken buffoon. You raise your cleaver and slam it down, but he moves out of the way and you cleave some poor gobl-OH GOD IT'S RAGS! He makes a whimpering gurgle sound before collapsing to the ground dead. The chief however is unaware. You got lucky...this time.
  860.  
  861. >eat flesh
  862. >drink until your liver explodes
  863. >try and get the chief again (d20 +2)
  864. >write in
  865. >>
  866. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)14:54:54 No.1230448▶>>1230455
  867. Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  868.  
  869. >>1230445
  870. >>try and get the chief again (d20 +2)
  871. Now we have to avenge Rags by killing the chief
  872. >>
  873. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)14:55:39 No.1230454▶
  874. Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  875.  
  876. >>1230445
  877. Holy fuck thank shit fucking goblins.
  878.  
  879. DO IT AGAIN
  880. >>
  881. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)14:55:39 No.1230455▶>>1230475
  882. >>1230448
  883. >avenge rags
  884. >you killed rags
  885. >>
  886. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)15:00:24 No.1230475▶
  887. Rolled 4 (1d20)
  888.  
  889. >>1230455
  890. hey it's da cheefs fault dat we missed in da first place(kurr'z tries to rationalize his death)
  891. >>
  892. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:11:30 No.1230559▶
  893. File: Black_Moria_Uruk_Appearance.jpg (25 KB, 156x351)
  894. 25 KB
  895. Time to avenge a goblin you barely even knew! You charge the Chief, he has no time to register what's happening before you plant your cleaver firmly in his back, but he doesn't fall...instead he turns around and looks at you. "Whot do you want?". He didn't even notice the attack. Is this a blessing or a curse, either way grog just saved your life or ended it. He snorts and walks away. The orcs around you are stunned at what they just witnessed. You follow to Chief to his hut where he brought another keg with him. He sits down in his throne only to push the cleaver deeper into his back. He still doesn't notice and digs into another keg. By Morgoth what is wrong with this guy?
  896.  
  897. >leave him alone to drink or eat
  898. >fight him
  899. >write in
  900. >>
  901. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:13:39 No.1230566▶>>1230577 >>1230637
  902. Roll a d20 +2 if you wanna fight...iforgottoaddit
  903. >>
  904. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:15:49 No.1230577▶>>1230584 >>1230637
  905. Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
  906.  
  907. >>1230566
  908. Going to test...
  909. Just WATCH it be a 20
  910. >>
  911. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:16:52 No.1230584▶>>1230631
  912. >>1230577
  913. MOTHER FUCKER SOME ONE FIGHT HIM *RIGHT NOW!!*
  914. >>
  915. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:25:10 No.1230631▶
  916. >>1230584
  917. MOMMY HOLD MY TENDIES
  918. >>
  919. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:26:46 No.1230637▶>>1230672
  920. >>1230566
  921. >>1230577
  922. OP you know I meant test the chief right? Check if he wasn't a bitch? He's a bitch now doh.
  923. >>
  924. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)15:32:50 No.1230672▶>>1230694
  925. >>1230637
  926. or could of cut an artery and died while he sat down
  927. >>
  928. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:34:24 No.1230686▶>>1230720 >>1230725
  929. The chief see's you walk into the hut. "Good urk' with Skullbasha' back den. You sure ave' him a whoopin'. Har har har." Oh how ironic. You rush the Chief and shove him into his throne cutting the cleaver deeper into his back, you then throw him to the ground, pull the cleaver out and bring it down severing an arm. He screams in pain and goes to punch you. It lands, but is way to weak. You kick him pack down to the floor and hop atop of him. You toss your cleaver aside and shove your hand into his gut. It does nothing, but make him howl in pain until you break the skin and start funneling his organs into your own mouth, devouring the uruk alive. He gives one final gurgle before slumping back dead. Nearby orcs rush into the hut and see utter carnage. They back up slightly before they call for more orcs. The entire tribe now surrounds you. They raise their fists and scream. "ALL 'AIL CHIEF KURR'Z DA MAD URUK!" You get on your feet basking in the joy of your victory. You're boss now and no one can say otherwise.
  930.  
  931. What are your new commandments Chief Kurr'z?
  932.  
  933. >massive vote and write in. give me your best idea's and VOTE VOTE VOTE
  934. >>
  935. Anonymous (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:35:05 No.1230694▶
  936. >>1230672
  937. Shit dude he pushed the blade FURTHER into himself. You think some bleed damage is going to hurt him?
  938. >>
  939. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:39:21 No.1230720▶
  940. >>1230686
  941. Alright, send a scout force to find us a suitable base, fortified. Train up our troops to be elite, where even the smarmiest grunt can handle two or three men. Have us go on the front lines and raid some villages, AWAY from any Rohan patrols. Do so silently, leave none alive eat everything loot and burn scorch the fucking earth. Get some evil men to join us too, the whole "fight for Rhun" thing. Amass more Uruk, Orcs, Goblins, any and all evil things, then set them in our hopefully newly found camp.
  942.  
  943. The rest I'm still planning.
  944. >>
  945. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)15:40:11 No.1230725▶>>1230733
  946. >>1230686
  947. We shall burn the world of me, we shall turn their fields to ash, we shall pile their bodies high enough to be our own tower! Feast upon the weak, soon our time shall come, no more sulking in the shadows, no more! Now is the time for blood!
  948.  
  949. I also suggest we take the old chiefs Armour....maybe use his bones to make some charms for ourselves...maybe cut a new tribe symbol onto our flesh? A mark all shall have...
  950. >>
  951. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:41:57 No.1230733▶
  952. >>1230725
  953. Backing that too.
  954. >>
  955. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)15:48:45 No.1230762 ▶>>1230772 >>1230787
  956. I am voting for everything that involves a white hand as an insignia.
  957.  
  958. >SARUMAN
  959. >>
  960. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:50:36 No.1230771 ▶>>1230787 >>1230799 >>1230871 >>1230938 >>1231353
  961. File: lee-b-140208-study-last.jpg (326 KB, 1200x667)
  962. 326 KB
  963. The village consists of
  964.  
  965. >7 orc housing huts
  966. >lvl 1 forge and armoury
  967. >small pastures
  968. >small logging hut
  969. >lvl 2 chieftains hut (
  970. >lvl 1 orc and goblin pits (can spawn 5 orcs and 10 goblins every week. also has the chance to spawn an uruk during spawning)
  971. >no defenses
  972. >2 small storage huts
  973.  
  974. Your forces are
  975. >28 orcs
  976. >46 goblins
  977. >2 uruks
  978.  
  979. Supplies
  980. >4 stocks of scrap metal
  981. >6 stocks of grog
  982. >3 stocks of bread (fresh and maggoty)
  983. >5 stocks of meat (human/orc corpses included)
  984. A single stock is a crate of what ever supply (i thought the name sounded cool)
  985. >>
  986. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)15:50:50 No.1230772 ▶
  987. >>1230762
  988. ...he's long dead bud, maybe we could some day reclaim the tower but thats a long way off...maybe a raid though for artifacts or something. who knows
  989. >>
  990. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:52:13 No.1230778 ▶
  991. The tower of Orthanc is guarded by the ents per the lore. So you'll need lots of orcs and fire...tons of fire.
  992. >>
  993. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)15:53:47 No.1230785 ▶
  994. learn about the past (third age) from some slimy git, then we can move on to learning about our creator saroman
  995. >>
  996. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)15:54:13 No.1230787 ▶>>1230974
  997. File: BACK ON THE MENU.jpg (30 KB, 550x284)
  998. 30 KB
  999. >>1230762
  1000. ESPECIALLY this. All hail the Sons of Saruman.
  1001.  
  1002. >>1230771
  1003. >Upgrade the forge, Orc Pits, pastures and storage houses
  1004. Weapons, Men, Food to feed the men, and a place to store it.
  1005.  
  1006. >Go raiding for supplies
  1007. Namely for metal and meat
  1008. >>
  1009. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)15:55:36 No.1230795 ▶
  1010. I'll give you all an hour to make a battleplan. I'll be back soon, I'm fucking starving
  1011. >>
  1012. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)15:56:40 No.1230799 ▶
  1013. >>1230771
  1014. >Kurr, orcs, and Uruks go raid a village
  1015. >Goblins work on building defenses and upgrading forge/armoury
  1016. >>
  1017. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)15:58:40 No.1230807 ▶>>1230819
  1018. send out gobos to find fellow chieftains establish communication also raid wildmen easier then horse fags
  1019. >>
  1020. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)16:00:55 No.1230819 ▶>>1230830 >>1230843
  1021. >>1230807
  1022. But wildmen hate horse fags. We could totally get them to work for us, both as a military force and in the pastures.
  1023.  
  1024. Also,
  1025. >Upgrade Pits, Forge, Pastures and Defenses
  1026. >Then go raiding.
  1027.  
  1028. The White Hand of Saruman shall rise again
  1029. >>
  1030. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)16:05:05 No.1230830 ▶
  1031. >>1230819
  1032. thats true but I was going for a more Genghis khan route forcefully consolidate then strike but if we can get them on side without blood shed that would also work
  1033. >>
  1034. Anonymous (ID: hCW+oMrL) 03/04/17(Sat)16:08:03 No.1230843 ▶>>1230853
  1035. >>1230819
  1036. Theres a good point...armored Warg cavalry anyone?...We also need to find a nice ruin too settle
  1037. >>
  1038. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:08:30 No.1230844 ▶>>1230846 >>1230848 >>1230860
  1039. How about we capture the craftsmen, and force them to work in the forge under threat of death.
  1040.  
  1041. If they refuse... well, we could always eat more meat.
  1042. >>
  1043. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:09:33 No.1230846 ▶
  1044. >>1230844 (You)
  1045. When we raid, that is.
  1046. >>
  1047. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)16:09:39 No.1230848 ▶>>1230853 >>1230862
  1048. >>1230844 (You)
  1049. What stops them from just making shitty quality weapons? I doubt orcs would know the difference.
  1050. >>
  1051. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)16:10:40 No.1230853 ▶
  1052. >>1230843
  1053. That too. It makes sense Wargs > Horses, even without riders. Unless the Horse is like, magical, they don't stand a chance against a super hyena.
  1054.  
  1055. >>1230848
  1056. This too. Another reason we'd need wildmen, they forge better shit when they cooperate.
  1057. >>
  1058. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)16:12:29 No.1230860 ▶
  1059. >>1230844 (You)
  1060. sounds good I'm just worried about cavalry if we get caught in the plains were fucked unless we use a pike and crossbow army or look into wargs
  1061. >>
  1062. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:12:58 No.1230862 ▶
  1063. >>1230848
  1064. Offer them booze and women, breed like cattle. It'd be in their best interest to help us acquire more women.
  1065. >>
  1066. Anonymous (ID: lmN6T+O9) 03/04/17(Sat)16:14:13 No.1230871 ▶>>1230883 >>1230884
  1067. >>1230771
  1068. First we need to unify other orc tribes in the area. Honestly, our best move is to find a goblin lair in the mountains and make that our base of operations for the time being. We can expand underground and get the raw materials and (goblin) workforce we need to upgrade our weaponry, all the while recruiting whatever other monsters we can find and hardening our armies.
  1069. >>
  1070. Anonymous (ID: lmN6T+O9) 03/04/17(Sat)16:16:01 No.1230877 ▶>>1230886
  1071. We only have like 30 orcs, if we attract any attention (ie the village we just destroyed after a standoff with riders who saw we were orcs and the direction we headed), we will just be crushed immediately. We should move to the foothills of the mountains, be subtle, and bide our time.
  1072. >>
  1073. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/04/17(Sat)16:17:22 No.1230883 ▶>>1231108
  1074. >>1230871
  1075. Yeah but goblins make shit weapons dude. Not to mention we have a town here that need defending. I definitely agree on finding other tribes and goblin lairs, but we need wildmen smiths. Not to mention a better forge and pastures to feed the troops. Armies march on their stomachs and it's only a matter of time before cannibalism sets in.
  1076.  
  1077. going to phone post soon so don't be surprised if my ID changeds
  1078. >>
  1079. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:17:31 No.1230884 ▶
  1080. >>1230871
  1081. Seconding going to the mountains. We could also make contact with the wildmen as well.
  1082.  
  1083. I'm sure they'd love putting their grubby little hands on the women of Rohan.
  1084. >>
  1085. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)16:17:51 No.1230886 ▶>>1230913
  1086. >>1230877
  1087. I want to get one more good raid in before we move
  1088. >>
  1089. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:23:51 No.1230905 ▶
  1090. Let's take some human women as well, they'll be useful. If for anything, staving off on killing them will keep the meat fresh.
  1091. >>
  1092. Captain Skur (ID: PZcIpQ7T) 03/04/17(Sat)16:24:39 No.1230913 ▶>>1230916
  1093. >>1230886
  1094. That attracts attention, we don't want that. Is Moria near? That's a good option... assuming it's occupied by dwarves just find a regular pair. Send some diplomats to other off tribes, tell them the armies of Saruman match again.
  1095.  
  1096. Upgrade forge when?
  1097. >>
  1098. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)16:25:44 No.1230916 ▶
  1099. >>1230913
  1100. I'm just waiting for a general consensus
  1101. >>
  1102. Captain Skur (ID: PZcIpQ7T) 03/04/17(Sat)16:26:55 No.1230924 ▶>>1230928 >>1230933
  1103. Also someone mentioned taking the old chiefs armour. Making talismans from his bones. That sound like a good idea?
  1104. >>
  1105. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)16:28:26 No.1230928 ▶
  1106. >>1230924
  1107. Sure. Just give me a little bit, dinner will be here soon
  1108. >>
  1109. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:29:01 No.1230933 ▶
  1110. >>1230924
  1111. Glue a waterskin to his skull for visual effect.
  1112. >>
  1113. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)16:29:42 No.1230935 ▶>>1230939
  1114. where are we one map anyway if were on left side of the river cutting through rohan we can get to the dunlendings but if were on the right we could we are only gonna find ents and rohirim
  1115. >>
  1116. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/04/17(Sat)16:30:00 No.1230938 ▶
  1117. >>1230771
  1118. >Upgrade Pits, Forge, Pastures and Defenses
  1119. >>
  1120. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)16:30:45 No.1230939 ▶
  1121. >>1230935
  1122. I'll be making a map
  1123. >>
  1124. Captain Skur (ID: PZcIpQ7T) 03/04/17(Sat)16:33:36 No.1230956 ▶>>1230964 >>1230970
  1125. I think the general consensus is to upgrade the pits, forge, pastures and defences, while also sending out parties to rally other orc tribes, find wargs and wildmen, and search for a goblin lair we can retreat to if needed. Plus taking the old chiefs armour and weapon.
  1126. >>
  1127. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)16:34:54 No.1230964 ▶
  1128. >>1230956
  1129. Backing.
  1130.  
  1131. I say we kidnap women and use them as cattle. I imagine human veal is very tender.
  1132. >>
  1133. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)16:39:46 No.1230970 ▶
  1134. >>1230956
  1135. backing
  1136. >>
  1137. Anonymous (ID: jgPLRcQn) 03/04/17(Sat)16:41:17 No.1230974 ▶
  1138. File: whitehand.jpg (127 KB, 800x685)
  1139. 127 KB
  1140. >>1230787
  1141. this is perfect
  1142. >>
  1143. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)16:43:55 No.1230990 ▶>>1231000 >>1231056
  1144. File: fb3144ba280e0110915f51a2f(...).jpg (587 KB, 1170x532)
  1145. 587 KB
  1146. Alright here's the map and I'll start writing after I eat
  1147. >>
  1148. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)16:46:22 No.1231000 ▶
  1149. >>1230990
  1150. Cool, its far enough that we don't have to worry about them finding us for a bit at least
  1151. >>
  1152. Captain Skur (ID: 3RRcUfvr) 03/04/17(Sat)16:59:33 No.1231056 ▶>>1231065
  1153. >>1230990
  1154. You got all the votes too right Windi-sempai?
  1155. >>
  1156. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)17:00:51 No.1231065 ▶>>1231079
  1157. >>1231056
  1158. Yep. Sorry bout not updating but these pork chops are taking forever to cook
  1159. >>
  1160. Captain Skur (ID: 3RRcUfvr) 03/04/17(Sat)17:06:52 No.1231079 ▶
  1161. >>1231065
  1162. All's good man. Take your time, nothing should interrupt a good pork chop
  1163. >>
  1164. Anonymous (ID: iWUtHG9h) 03/04/17(Sat)17:16:10 No.1231108 ▶>>1231128
  1165. >>1230883
  1166. Orcs don't not make shit weapons they make crude and vicious weapons full of low cunning and cruelty
  1167. >>
  1168. Captain Skur (ID: 3RRcUfvr) 03/04/17(Sat)17:20:31 No.1231128 ▶>>1231148 >>1231149
  1169. >>1231108
  1170. Well a crude weapon is a shut weapon. Why settle for scrap with tetanus when you can have a proper sword? Besides, we can just give the better smiths the blueprints to orc/Uruk weapons and have them make it better
  1171. >>
  1172. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)17:21:02 No.1231131 ▶
  1173. Having a proper blacksmith still wouldn't hurt though. You think our shit level 1 forge can do anything good?
  1174. >>
  1175. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)17:27:29 No.1231148 ▶
  1176. >>1231128
  1177. Imagine an orc cleaver, but have it with all the temperings and embezzling a human weapon would have. Instead of a hunk of metal that chops, you get a sharpened blade that has a quick swing speed and a keen edge. Murder would be in the air.
  1178. >>
  1179. Anonymous (ID: iWUtHG9h) 03/04/17(Sat)17:27:44 No.1231149 ▶>>1231200
  1180. >>1231128
  1181. Because while they are crude they are effective enough to be more than enough of a threat to humans
  1182.  
  1183. It's like you pay no attention to what Tolkien wrote about orcs and want to through everything that made orcs great in the setting for your own tripe
  1184. >>
  1185. Captain Skur (ID: 3RRcUfvr) 03/04/17(Sat)17:42:59 No.1231200 ▶>>1231234 >>1231353
  1186. >>1231149
  1187. Well there's something else to consider now isn't there? WE are Uruk-Hai, not Orc. A crude weapon is unfit for our service. Not to mention, it's been 150 years since the 3rd age. 150 years since ANYTHING has been "great" about Orc-kind. It's set in Tolkien's universe, yes, but no reason to not improve or improvise upon it, especially for something as inconsequential as /qst/.
  1188.  
  1189. Make Isengard Great Again, or go frolic with your sissy Numenorean faggots.
  1190. >>
  1191. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)17:51:20 No.1231234 ▶
  1192. >>1231200
  1193. >Make Isengard Great Again
  1194. >Make Isengard Great Again
  1195. >Make Isengard Great Again
  1196.  
  1197. Captain Skur for president,
  1198. >>
  1199. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)18:17:06 No.1231349 ▶>>1231362 >>1231368 >>1231385
  1200. You order the orcs to start upgrading the pits, forge and defenses. The quickly scramble to the storage huts to get to work. This may take a little bit.
  1201.  
  1202. >orc pit upgrading to lvl 2 (1 stock of scrap)
  1203. >forge upgrading to lvl 2 (2 stocks of scrap)
  1204. >small palisades being built
  1205. Will be done in a weeks time
  1206.  
  1207. You see goblins start to haul the body of the former Chief out. You sit in your newly acquired throne. You also call Finch along with a few more orcs in. "Ar' dere' any more orc tribes?" Finch speaks up. "Only sum' goblin tribes in tha' mountains'n such."He pauses for a moment. "Not that many orcs lef' in da' world boss. Maybe sum' in da' Urkwood' forest, but only us round ere' really." You ponder for a moment before Finch speaks up again. "Dem wildmen ar' round us though. They use ta' serve da White Wizard." Who is this White Wizard he speaks of? Bah. Question for later. You tell Finch to send out goblin scouts to the wildmen lands. You must gather your forces for a coming storm.
  1208.  
  1209. Before long the goblins come back with the former chiefs armor. "F-for you boss." After a few minutes you look at your new garb. Noice.
  1210. >now in full plate armor (will now suffer attrition damage and get a +2 to defense)
  1211.  
  1212. New commands?
  1213. >build something
  1214. >send a raiding party
  1215. >check the orc pits
  1216. >hire a second in command
  1217. >>
  1218. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/04/17(Sat)18:18:07 No.1231353 ▶>>1231363
  1219. >>1231200
  1220. MIGA all the way.
  1221. >>1230771
  1222. Forge upgrades first in foremost imo, better gear is always a must have, followed by pastures and then some defenses.
  1223. >>
  1224. Anonymous (ID: IL55E9QD) 03/04/17(Sat)18:20:05 No.1231362 ▶>>1231378
  1225. >>1231349
  1226. >hire a second in command
  1227. Perferably the other Uruk
  1228. >check the orc pits
  1229. >>
  1230. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)18:20:08 No.1231363 ▶
  1231. >>1231353
  1232. Orc are terrible at agriculture gotta wait till some humans join you. But all of these as a collective will be done in a week. Also glad I got some fellow namefags
  1233. >>
  1234. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/04/17(Sat)18:20:22 No.1231368 ▶>>1231378
  1235. >>1231349
  1236. >send a raiding party
  1237. As much as lying low sounds nice we gotta get a little more while we still don't seem like too much of a threat, so now's prime raidin time.
  1238. >>
  1239. Kisato (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)18:22:01 No.1231378 ▶
  1240. >>1231362
  1241. Seconded.
  1242.  
  1243. >>1231368
  1244. Then a raiding party.
  1245. >>
  1246. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/04/17(Sat)18:22:03 No.1231379 ▶
  1247. I think we should wait on having lieutenants and stuff until we get alot stronger/encampment gets alot bigger. There WAS just a huge chain of commanders being violently replaced after all.
  1248. >>
  1249. Anonymous (ID: KPnJVWWJ) 03/04/17(Sat)18:23:07 No.1231385 ▶>>1231398 >>1231401 >>1231417
  1250. >>1231349
  1251. >check the orc pits
  1252. >hire a second in command
  1253. >Write in
  1254. Inquire about the numbers of your fellow warriors, capabilities and start making roles. (Raiders, warriors, cooks, archers, etc.)
  1255. I want an Ork and a top hat, but we are a Huruk using a cleaver, get a BIGGER clever in the future.
  1256. >>
  1257. Kisato (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)18:25:05 No.1231398 ▶
  1258. >>1231385
  1259. Sounds good.
  1260. >>
  1261. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)18:25:22 No.1231401 ▶
  1262. >>1231385
  1263. Your numbers are currently
  1264. >28 orcs
  1265. >46 goblins
  1266. >2 uruks
  1267. Your pits currently spawn 5 orcs and 10 goblins a week 1 uruk also has a chance of spawning
  1268. >>
  1269. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/04/17(Sat)18:29:50 No.1231417 ▶>>1231424 >>1231457
  1270. >>1231385
  1271. If we stick with the idea of having a second, let's reinforce the idea that trying to betray US is the quickest way to becoming chow, also i'm down for organization, but idk how well that'll actually work out long term.
  1272. >>
  1273. Anonymous (ID: 2LoNmKdh) 03/04/17(Sat)18:32:38 No.1231424 ▶>>1231428
  1274. >>1231417
  1275. I think as long as we stay moderately sober we shouldn't get killed hopefully
  1276. >>
  1277. Kisato (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)18:33:47 No.1231428 ▶
  1278. >>1231424
  1279. Let's also try to be mildly accommodating and not spark resentment.
  1280. >>
  1281. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)18:41:48 No.1231452 ▶>>1231456
  1282. So have you come to a decision?
  1283. >>
  1284. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/04/17(Sat)18:43:48 No.1231456 ▶
  1285. >>1231452
  1286. Looks like we're gettin a second in command and makin sure we don't get as drunk as the last boss did. Someone who's done alot of raids is my personal preference.
  1287. >>
  1288. Anonymous (ID: KPnJVWWJ) 03/04/17(Sat)18:44:11 No.1231457 ▶>>1231464 >>1231467
  1289. >>1231417
  1290. We need to be more cunning, savage and inteligent than the others. Not only the biggest and most cruel.
  1291.  
  1292. For organization this early, I propose:
  1293. >Orcs
  1294. >Warriors (Heavy/Medium, melee)
  1295. >Hunters (medium/light, ranged; Bow/throwing weapons)
  1296. Then (when we get more numbers):
  1297. >Riders (we need Wargs)
  1298. >Archers (light ranged)
  1299.  
  1300. >Goblins
  1301. >Skirmishers (light, ranged)
  1302. >Maintenance
  1303. >Foragers
  1304.  
  1305. And the Uruk´s will choose what the fuck they want.
  1306.  
  1307. Will this become a civ quest? Pls no.
  1308. >>
  1309. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)18:47:16 No.1231464 ▶
  1310. >>1231457
  1311. If by Civ then you mean a blood soaked bath to victory. But no it won't you're just building your village up for future conquest. You'll still be one character
  1312. >>
  1313. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/04/17(Sat)18:48:07 No.1231467 ▶
  1314. >>1231457
  1315. Well that's obviously a given, i'm just not entirely sure what the best way is to go about it is all and I don't think doing the same thing the dude before us did is the best way to go about it.
  1316. >>
  1317. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)18:49:19 No.1231476 ▶>>1231562 >>1232125
  1318. I'm pausing the quest for a short while. I'll be back in two hours or so. Keep talking and I'll try and answer any questions you guys have for a little bit
  1319. >>
  1320. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)19:13:49 No.1231562 ▶
  1321. >>1231476
  1322. http://www.planet-tolkien.com/board/5/2458/0/how-do-orcs-reproduce
  1323.  
  1324. Thoughts? How do the breeding pits work?
  1325. >>
  1326. Anonymous (ID: n1h70I2y) 03/04/17(Sat)19:51:15 No.1231736 ▶>>1231765
  1327. We should be personally leading these raids. The key to a solid seat of power is making ourselves seem like more than some asshole who shanked the guy before him. Build up that loyalty.
  1328.  
  1329. We have to earn respect and lead so that every shitcan orc wants to keep us around rather than have our job.
  1330.  
  1331. Let's lead raids while trying to make contact with the goblin tribes and any sympathetic wild men.
  1332. >>
  1333. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)19:57:10 No.1231765 ▶
  1334. >>1231736
  1335. I don't think that was ever in question.
  1336. >>
  1337. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/04/17(Sat)21:30:23 No.1232125 ▶>>1232215 >>1232414
  1338. >>1231476
  1339. Back?
  1340. >>
  1341. Anonymous (ID: KPnJVWWJ) 03/04/17(Sat)21:56:29 No.1232215 ▶
  1342. >>1232125 (You)
  1343. Ask again later
  1344. >>
  1345. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)22:50:10 No.1232414 ▶
  1346. >>1232125 (You)
  1347. I am now! Shut my computer off for a quick nap.
  1348. >>
  1349. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/04/17(Sat)22:57:20 No.1232452 ▶>>1232715
  1350. I think we should kick back off tomorrow. You all kinda fucked up my notes by becoming chief so fast
  1351. >>
  1352. Captain Skur (ID: 3RRcUfvr) 03/05/17(Sun)02:13:29 No.1232715 ▶
  1353. >>1232452
  1354. Winning does that sometimes. But we're gonna keep winning, and expanding, and winning, and we will Make Isengard Great Again!
  1355. >>
  1356. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/05/17(Sun)04:49:25 No.1232791 ▶>>1232797 >>1232798 >>1232809 >>1232885
  1357. Now then to appoint a second in command. Ironic really just a few hours ago your were the second in command, but you won't get smashed at a feast then get betrayed by your new second...huh. You walk outside and scope out the lot, mostly goblins and orcs. There were those two uruks, but maybe appointing more uruks to command would be...unwise. Then it hits you, who can't overpower you? Has been on raids, and had his "friend" killed? Finch of course! You walk over to the meek goblin and slap a helm on him. He's visibly startled. "W-what's dis fer boss?" You snort. "Youz' da second boss now, Finch." He looks at you and nods. "You know Finch iz' very reliable e' is! Neva' let tha old boss down he didn't!" You walk away towards the orc pits. You see a' many goblins hard at work upgrading a hole in the ground. No new orcs yet. Soon that will change. You take a gander at the village you rule. While now it is pitiful soon it shall be a place that strikes fear into the hearts of men.
  1358.  
  1359. [End of Session]
  1360.  
  1361. I need to get my notes in order and find motivation. I'll be back in a few days hopefully with a character sheet for Kurr'z. Stay orcy gents
  1362. >>
  1363. Anonymous (ID: OB1LE4Dd) 03/05/17(Sun)04:57:42 No.1232797 ▶
  1364. >>1232791
  1365. nice session but don't you mean stay uruky?
  1366. >>
  1367. Captain Skur (ID: 9+Vf524N) 03/05/17(Sun)04:58:02 No.1232798 ▶
  1368. >>1232791
  1369. We'll git dis' village redy fo' a roight an' propa WAAARGH
  1370. >>
  1371. Zan !VK.OQHLzng (ID: CdmE3xTY) 03/05/17(Sun)05:32:33 No.1232809 ▶
  1372. >>1232791
  1373. lookin forward to the next one
  1374. >>
  1375. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/05/17(Sun)07:51:02 No.1232885 ▶>>1233010 >>1233015
  1376. >>1232791
  1377.  
  1378. Haha! What was the original plan?
  1379. >>
  1380. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/05/17(Sun)10:40:48 No.1233010 ▶
  1381. >>1232885 (You)
  1382. The hell if I know. We just warboss now
  1383. >>
  1384. Anonymous (ID: jPZ+xaWW) 03/05/17(Sun)10:46:28 No.1233015 ▶>>1233019
  1385. >>1232885 (You)
  1386. I want to know how we were supposed to become bossman.
  1387. >>
  1388. Anonymous (ID: 2kfHnr1h) 03/05/17(Sun)10:48:34 No.1233019 ▶
  1389. >>1233015 (You)
  1390. Either through natural selection or by splitting off from the group when we have enough followers of our own i suppose.
  1391.  
  1392. We just murder hobo'ed our way to the top on a whim.
  1393. >>
  1394. Wendigo-chan (ID: sPxI0b2R) 03/05/17(Sun)14:34:18 No.1233561 ▶
  1395. Can someone archive because QM is a retarded fish that doesn't know how
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