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Eggy.

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You mind if
I share your cab?

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Charlie?

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It's ironic, isn't it?

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You look like a gentleman,
I look like a pleb.

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If I was you,
I'd unlock your cab.

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Pete, get us out of here!

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You think that shit's
gonna work this time?

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You're way out of your depth.

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Fuck!

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Take him out!

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Merlin! We've got
a Code Purple.

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My driver's down.

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Permission to blow
these fuckers away.

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Denied.

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Cannot be contained.

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Head south,
I'm clearing the route.

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Shit!

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Merlin,
I'm entering Hyde Park.

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Can I get on with it?

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Merlin!

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Dark zone confirmed.
Permission to fire.

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Oh, thank fuck for that!

25
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No time to relax.
Police are right behind you.

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You have 30 seconds before
they reach your position.

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Go directly
to Rendezvous Swan.

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Merlin, you do realize
I haven't even got a windscreen right now?

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I seem to remember
from your training

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you were rather good
at holding your breath.

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It wasn't
a revenge mission.

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Charlie could've just
killed you immediately.

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Not boasting,
but I trained him well enough

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that even he wouldn't
mess that up.

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Merlin, I'm sorry,

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we're gonna have to do
the debrief tomorrow.

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I've got to get
to a dinner tonight...

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and if I miss it,
let's just say

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Charlie might as well
have killed me.

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Well, if you can't wait

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for the police
to clear the park...

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there's another way out
in the corner.

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Fuck!

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How important is that dinner?

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Let me show you.

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For fuck's sake!

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Babe.

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I'm home!

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I'm here.

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What the hell happened?

51
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It's a long story
that deserves a kiss.

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Not even JB
would kiss you right now.

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If you really love me,
just one little kiss.

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You were really gonna do it?

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Yeah.

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Now, that is
true love right there.

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Amazing. I'm gonna
go get changed.

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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

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And Tilde made that
for you herself, bruv.

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Mmm-hmm.

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The royal baker's
not available.

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Oh, shut up, Brandon.

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Especially if you
want some of this.

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Oh! Wait. Is that that
Swedish stuff right there?

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Yes.

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No, no. I ain't drinkin'
none of that.

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Last time here,
I was wrecked, man.

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Yeah, but that's 'cause you
were a lightweight, Jamal.

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No, no, babe, I'm good.
Not for me, thank you.

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Oh, what?
What's going on, man?

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I'm meeting her parents

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for the first time
tomorrow night.

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I wanna make a good
impression, so what?

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Oh, yeah, Jamal,
are you free to dogsit JB

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tomorrow night
while we're there?

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Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got
to look after my nan tomorrow.

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But Liam's free, though.

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Oh, yeah?

79
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I can't, mate.
I'm allergic to dogs.

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Bullshit.

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Dogshit, actually.

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That leaves you, Brandon.
What you doing tomorrow night?

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Yeah, I'll look after
your dog, mate,

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but I got one condition.

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What's that?

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You have a drink with us.
Yeah.

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Got to do it, babe.

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Got to do it.

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Brandon, happy birthday!

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Happy birthday.

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- Yeah.
- Cheers.

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Shit.

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My drugs are everywhere.

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They were never my thing...

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but here I am,

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running the biggest
drug cartel in the world.

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The only downside is having to
live in the middle of nowhere.

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You know, these ruins
are technically undiscovered.

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I just added a few touches
to remind me of home.

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I grew up on all that
awesome 50s nostalgia.

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Grease. American Graffiti.
Happy Days.

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But I digress.

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The thing
you need to understand

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is the hard work
and ingenuity...

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it took to achieve
a global monopoly...

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on the drug trade.

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And that's all on me.
Not to toot my own horn...

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I just think
it's really important

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for new recruits
to understand...

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the history
of The Golden Circle.

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So. Lifelong friends, huh?

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Charles, do you think
your buddy here

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is worthy of joining us?

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Ms. Poppy, I would
not have brought him

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all the way to see you
if I didn't think so.

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Excellent.
Well, you hungry?

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Starving.

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Wonderful! Right this way.

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Make yourselves at home.

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So, fellas...

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I have a couple of things
that I wanna clarify.

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You understand that
in The Golden Circle...

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my authority is never
to be questioned, right?

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And the importance
of following orders?

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Do you understand that?

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And the value of loyalty?

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It's easy to nod, isn't it?

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I don't like easy.
I like proof.

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What's your name?
Angel, ma'am.

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Angel, baby.

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Hey.

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Your old pal, Charles,
has messed up.

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That's all
I'm gonna tell you,

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'cause that's all
you need to know.

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So put him
in the mincer, okay?

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No, Miss Poppy!

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Good job!

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00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,160
See my salon across the way?

139
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Head there for your makeover.

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Eggsy,
I hope you're hungry.

141
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Oh, babe, I was gonna
grab breakfast at work.

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This looks lovely,
but I'm running late.

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I just thought maybe
we could practice?

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For tonight.

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Practice?
Mm-hmm.

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Eating?

147
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You said you've never
eaten at a palace before.

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And Pappa is sort of picky
about table manners.

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Well, as it happens, babe,
I've got this shit on lock.

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I know what every single one

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of them knives
and forks is for.

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This is a butter knife.

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It's the only one
you need to remember,

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the rest of
the cutlery is easy.

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You start from the outside,

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and you work your way in
with each course.

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And never let anyone
describe you as "H.K.L.P."...

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What's that?

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"Holds knife like pen."

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A habit erroneously believed

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to be upper class
dining etiquette.

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It is quite the opposite.

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White wine, pudding wine,
red wine, water and pop.

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Or whatever tipple
takes your fancy.

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Am I supposed to wait
for everyone else

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to be served
before I start eating?

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Only if the dish
being served is cold.

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Or if the Queen is present.
Otherwise tuck in.

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Got to be honest...

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never really thought
the royalty bit would be relevant.

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Harry would've been chuffed.

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Oh. I wish I could've met him.

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You miss him too,
don't you, Mr. Pickle?

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Mmm?

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Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah."

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Hey, no, no,
sit down, I'm fine.

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I'm fine. Have a good day.

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Okay.

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Ah, Galahad! You're late.

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We were wondering
if you'd had

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a second encounter
with Charlie.

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I wish. I'm looking forward
to finishing him off.

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All right, gents.

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Merlin, come in.

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Galahad and Lancelot,

186
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please remain
for Merlin's debrief.

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Everyone else,
reconvene at 1900 hours.

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So...

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the man who attacked
Galahad in the taxi

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was Charlie Hesketh.

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Rejected Kingsman
applicant turned bad.

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We last saw him back
at Richmond Valentine's HQ.

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I've caught
a fucking spy!

194
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Like everyone else there...

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Charlie had a security implant
in his neck.

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A weakness we had no choice
but to exploit.

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Hey, Merlin.
Still fucking spectacular, eh?

198
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,470
Come on, guys, loosen up.
We saved the world.

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Yeah.

200
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:50,380
Unfortunately, Galahad,
you also saved Charlie.

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When you electrocuted him,
you damaged his implant.

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Instead of
his head exploding...

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he only lost an arm
and his vocal chords.

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Fucker should be thanking me.

205
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:01,420
And now he's back
for revenge?

206
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,160
We don't think so, sir.

207
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We believe
he's being recruited

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by an unknown organization.

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Lancelot?

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Got the police
autopsy reports

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from Charlie's colleagues
in the SUVs.

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They're not just
goons for hire.

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Fingerprints removed.

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Teeth filed smooth.

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I did a face recognition.
Nothing.

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And that thing?

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A cosmetic tattoo
made of 24-carat gold.

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They all had them.

219
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Seems like we're looking
at some kind of underworld organization.

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Senora Poppy has sent me
for my makeover.

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Follow me.

222
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,730
Please take your shirt off.

223
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:25,740
It's beautiful, isn't it?

224
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Not that.

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This.

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♪ The sun is out
The sky is blue ♪

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Bon appetit.

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♪ There's not a cloud
To spoil the view ♪

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♪ But it's raining ♪

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♪ Raining in my heart ♪

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♪ Oh, misery, misery ♪

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♪ What's gonna become of me? ♪

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How is it?

234
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It's delicious.

235
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Welcome to Golden Circle.

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♪ Raining in my heart ♪

237
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Mmm.

238
00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,890
I think we should
do you the favor

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of conversing
in English, yes.

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00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:50,290
So, tell me...

241
00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,530
what do you do?

242
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I work for Kingsman,
the tailors, Your Highness.

243
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You may address my daughter
as "Your Highness."

244
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Please address the Queen and
myself with "Your Majesty."

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Pappa, this is
a family dinner...

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not some state function.

247
00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,610
Well then, Eggsy.

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00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,980
What do you make
of the current situation

249
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in the Indian
financial markets?

250
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Pappa!

251
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,690
Uh...

252
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,590
Well...

253
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I don't think we can
underestimate the impact

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of ECB's quantitative
easing measures.

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And of course,
the liquidity wave

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from the US Federal
Reserve rate hike...

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getting pushed back.

258
00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:43,140
Frida Kahlo.

259
00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:47,280
Well, other than the 1939
acquisition by the Louvre...

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she wasn't really acknowledged

261
00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:50,350
until the new Mexicanisimo
art movement...

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of the late 1970s.

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Moorish revival.

264
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,530
Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano.

265
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,870
In Tuscany.

266
00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:04,230
Beautiful.

267
00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:06,770
Bluetooth technology.

268
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,440
Which, of course,
got its name

269
00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:10,240
from the legendary
Danish king...

270
00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:11,910
Harald Blatand, whose name

271
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:15,080
translates to
"Bluetooth" in English.

272
00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:16,710
And the Bluetooth logo
is his initials

273
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,310
in Norse runic symbols.

274
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:20,420
And, as I'm sure you know...

275
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,820
the Bluetooth logo
is his initials...

276
00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:24,620
in Norse runic symbols.

277
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,250
Oh, my God, Eggsy.

278
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,120
Why isn't he eating
his fucking pudding?

279
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,990
I need to research
this gold tattoo.

280
00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:31,330
I found records
of other people

281
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,830
with the same
body modifications.

282
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,970
All of them have
high level involvement...

283
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,100
with crime and international
drug trafficking.

284
00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:41,200
And there's rumors of something
called The Golden Circle.

285
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,310
Hmm.

286
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,210
Best agent or best friend?

287
00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:01,990
Come on, JB.
Give it a rest, mate.

288
00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:05,230
Stop scratching the door.
I'm gonna get the blame now.

289
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:06,260
There you are. Happy?

290
00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:23,080
With the decks and all that.

291
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,750
Shit, boy!

292
00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:28,150
What the...

293
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,830
Do you reckon, JB...

294
00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:39,130
model material?

295
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:45,100
I must say, you're really
not as I expected.

296
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:48,470
Well, thank you very much...

297
00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:50,140
Your Majesty.

298
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:51,910
Eggsy?
Is that you, mate?

299
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,880
What the fuck
is going on here?

300
00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:55,280
You a gangster now
or something?

301
00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:57,880
Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's
mom and dad's house?

302
00:25:57,910 --> 00:25:59,790
Tell you what. Whatever
you're doing, I want in.

303
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,990
Put it down!

304
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,920
Why?

305
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,560
I said, put it down now!

306
00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:08,790
What's wrong with it?

307
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,290
Shut it! Fucking shut it!

308
00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:12,960
Eggsy.
I beg your pardon?

309
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,760
Shut it! Shut it now!

310
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,230
All right, mate.
Chill your boots.

311
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,840
Eggsy, what...

312
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,970
Oh, no. Oh, my God, no.
I'm so sorry.

313
00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:26,030
You shut up and all.
You got me in enough trouble.

314
00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:55,470
The next order of business...

315
00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:57,370
Agent Percival.

316
00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:05,180
Arthur.

317
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:09,990
Oh, fuck.

318
00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:17,430
Yep.

319
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:20,860
Kingsman is crumpets.

320
00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:26,440
Like toast, but British.

321
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,140
And to say thank you...

322
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:30,740
I got you a present, Charlie.

323
00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:35,810
My guys made you this.

324
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:42,520
Bigger, badder, better.
I call it...

325
00:27:42,550 --> 00:27:45,090
ARMageddon.

326
00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:06,240
Let's see
if your game improves.

327
00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:20,390
Ouch.

328
00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:00,100
Someone decides
to wipe out

329
00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:01,930
every Kingsman property...

330
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,330
every agent, and somehow...

331
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:07,140
conveniently,
you weren't at home.

332
00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:08,940
I could say the same thing
about you.

333
00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,340
What, you think
I'd kill Roxy?

334
00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:14,210
And my mate, Brandon,
and my fucking dog?

335
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,240
No.

336
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,910
You think I would?

337
00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,920
This thing...

338
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:29,220
hacked us.

339
00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:31,630
Clearly, this arm can be
remotely controlled.

340
00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:34,230
I'm only alive
because my address

341
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:36,470
wasn't on the database
with the agents.

342
00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:38,630
Whoever Charlie's
working with

343
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:43,410
doesn't think that mere
staff are missile-worthy.

344
00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:45,840
This ain't funny.

345
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,980
Roxy is dead!

346
00:29:48,010 --> 00:29:50,150
Everyone's dead! Gone!
Do you even care?

347
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,710
Pull yourself together.

348
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:54,180
Remember your training.

349
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,120
There's no time for emotion
in this scenario.

350
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,660
Now...

351
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:02,860
as all surviving agents
are present,

352
00:30:02,890 --> 00:30:05,260
we follow
the doomsday protocol.

353
00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:08,500
When that's done,
and only then...

354
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:12,900
you may shed a tear
in private.

355
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,670
Okay.

356
00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,240
What's the doomsday protocol?

357
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,310
We go shopping.

358
00:30:36,530 --> 00:30:40,030
We're from Kingsman.
We'd like to buy some wine.

359
00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:43,070
And use tasting room
number three, please.

360
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,170
Not one of
my predecessors

361
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,410
has ever been
in this situation before.

362
00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:54,010
Thank God.

363
00:30:57,210 --> 00:30:58,210
A-ha.

364
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:02,980
Remember this?

365
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,290
Yeah,
how could I forget?

366
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,630
Whatever's in that safe
is the answer to all our problems.

367
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,440
Huh.

368
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,080
Is that it?

369
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,320
I suppose that must be
upper-class humor.

370
00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:39,290
I don't get it.

371
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,360
Me neither. What the fuck
are we supposed to do now?

372
00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:44,230
I think we should
drink a toast

373
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:46,100
to our fallen comrades.

374
00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:51,830
To Roxy.

375
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,100
Roxy.

376
00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,240
Ooh.

377
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,350
To Arthur.
Arthur.

378
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,250
Mmm.

379
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,620
Should we do one for JB?

380
00:32:09,650 --> 00:32:10,820
I think we should.

381
00:32:24,430 --> 00:32:26,500
I should have seen it coming.

382
00:32:27,170 --> 00:32:28,900
Charlie, the taxi.

383
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,270
It's all my fault.

384
00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:34,110
No, that's bullshit, Merlin.
It ain't all your fault.

385
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:36,610
You're the best, bruv.

386
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,550
Honestly, without you...

387
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,780
I'd have lost it
a long time ago.

388
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,220
I think we should
drink to Scotland.

389
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:48,160
I think we've probably
had enough, to be honest.

390
00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:50,460
You're probably right.

391
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,340
Merlin.
Aye?

392
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:02,640
I think we're going
to Kentucky.

393
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,640
Fried Chicken?

394
00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:05,840
I love fried chicken.

395
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,410
No, proper Kentucky. Look.

396
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,250
You know what else I love?

397
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,850
Country and western music.

398
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:16,220
♪ Country roads ♪

399
00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:18,860
♪ Take me home ♪

400
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:23,690
♪ To the place I belong ♪

401
00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:45,210
Oh! Here's where we leave
the casks to age.

402
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,450
Unfortunately, we can't go in,

403
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,120
as it's a temperature-controlled
environment.

404
00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:51,790
So let's move on to
our world class stud farm...

405
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:54,720
and meet three of
our Kentucky Derby winners.

406
00:33:57,690 --> 00:33:59,860
Biometric security scanner
just to protect

407
00:33:59,890 --> 00:34:02,130
a few old barrels of whiskey?

408
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,770
Pull the other one, love.

409
00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:05,770
Got it.

410
00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:14,610
Are you getting anything?

411
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,610
Not yet.

412
00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:19,520
Fucking hell.

413
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:21,350
It's a shame
it's not scotch.

414
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,190
Hang on.

415
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:26,590
According to this,
there's a huge

416
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,660
underground structure
right beneath us.

417
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,630
And if my calculations
are correct...

418
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,500
This...

419
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,670
is the way in.

420
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,000
Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit.

421
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,570
You know, my mama...

422
00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,570
she always told me...

423
00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:50,150
us southerners get our good
manners from the British.

424
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:53,280
I was thinkin',
ain't that a pity.

425
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,380
Y'all didn't keep nothing
for yourselves.

426
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:05,890
Y'all ain't never heard of
knocking before you enter?

427
00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:08,160
Well, actually we had
an invitation. Didn't we?

428
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,330
Yeah.
Oh, did you now?

429
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,300
Yeah. It came in the
shape of a bottle.

430
00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:14,200
We're from the Kingsman
tailor shop in London.

431
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,770
Maybe you've heard of us?

432
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,910
Oh, the Kingsman.

433
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:19,210
Yeah.
Huh.

434
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,620
That's where y'all got
them fine suits

435
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,240
and them fancy
spectacles y'all got on?

436
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,810
Exactly.
That's right.

437
00:35:23,850 --> 00:35:26,180
Y'all look damn sharp.

438
00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:27,560
Let me see
if I got it right, here.

439
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:30,850
You want me to believe that
it's normal for a tailor...

440
00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:34,190
to hack through an advanced
biometric security system...

441
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,760
with nothing but a little
bitty old watch on?

442
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:43,930
I can promise you...

443
00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,070
that dog don't hunt.

444
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,740
So why don't you go on and get down
on your knees...

445
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,840
and tell me
who you really work for.

446
00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:02,220
That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.

447
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,620
You just made it personal.

448
00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:26,610
Who the fuck are you?

449
00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:39,360
A bottle
in a secret wall.

450
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:43,090
You really expect me
to take that seriously?

451
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,460
See, I think
your story's horse shit.

452
00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:49,930
Y'all just trying to cover
for a failed rescue mission.

453
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,500
You here for the lepidopterist,
ain't you?

454
00:36:56,610 --> 00:36:59,040
Okay, so your
mystery bottle, huh?

455
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,150
Look anything like that,
right there?

456
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,450
Yes. Same brand,
much older.

457
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:06,980
All right.

458
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,780
Let's see here.

459
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,350
You know why the measurement

460
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,420
of alcohol content's
called "proof"?

461
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:16,830
Oh, fuck off!

462
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,690
Oh, for Pete's sake.

463
00:37:19,730 --> 00:37:21,560
See, comes from back
in the old days...

464
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,130
when pirates wanted to test
the strength of their rum.

465
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,570
They used to pour a little bit out
on gunpowder.

466
00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:32,440
That'll make you wanna slap
your mama right there, boy.

467
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:34,840
And if the gunpowder,

468
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,510
if it burnt when
they set it alight...

469
00:37:36,550 --> 00:37:38,250
they considered it proof...

470
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,480
that their rum
was good and strong.

471
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,950
But see, I ain't got
no gunpowder on me, do I?

472
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,200
But I'm pretty sure
you boys'll make

473
00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:50,060
just as impressive
of a sound...

474
00:37:50,090 --> 00:37:51,590
when I set your balls on fire.

475
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,230
Or you could just tell me who the fuck
y'all really are...

476
00:37:58,270 --> 00:37:59,410
and how the hell
y'all found us.

477
00:37:59,430 --> 00:38:00,870
Look,
for the last time,

478
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,370
we have nothing to protect
but our honor.

479
00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:05,240
So you can take
your cheap horse piss

480
00:38:05,270 --> 00:38:06,440
that you call whiskey...

481
00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:08,020
which, by the way,
is spelled without an "e"...

482
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,480
and is nothing compared
to a single malt scotch...

483
00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:12,780
and you can go fuck yourself.

484
00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:16,950
What about you?

485
00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:18,120
Me?
Yeah.

486
00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:20,660
No, I love
a Jack and Coke, bruv.

487
00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:23,760
But I do agree with the part
where you go fuck yourself.

488
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:28,560
All right.

489
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,670
Y'all ain't got
nothing to protect

490
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,930
other than your honor.

491
00:38:32,070 --> 00:38:34,170
Let's see what happens
when we change things up.

492
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,910
Fuck me.
Harry?

493
00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,980
Y'all got three seconds
to tell me the truth.

494
00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:47,120
Wait. No.

495
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,320
No!
Harry!

496
00:38:48,350 --> 00:38:50,250
He can't hear you.
But I can, so talk.

497
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,390
No!
Get down, Harry!

498
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,260
Harry! Harry!
That's two.

499
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,560
Harry!
Harry!

500
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:57,160
Harry!
Three.

501
00:38:57,190 --> 00:38:58,890
Stop!

502
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,460
Their story checked out.

503
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,530
I opened our doomsday
scenario locker

504
00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:05,470
and that umbrella was in it.

505
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,700
Kingsman.
It's got our logo on it.

506
00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:11,210
I'm really sorry.

507
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,880
My apologies, boys.

508
00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:16,010
I hope there ain't
no hard feelings.

509
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,080
I was just doin' my job.

510
00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:19,410
Welcome to the Statesman,

511
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:21,620
independent
intelligence agency.

512
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:22,950
Just like y'all, I reckon.

513
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,150
But our founders went
into the booze business.

514
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:26,270
Thank the sweet Lord above.

515
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,160
This is Ginger Ale.

516
00:39:28,190 --> 00:39:29,920
She's our strategy executive.

517
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,960
Hello.

518
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,830
I'm Agent Tequila.

519
00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:35,800
This is the part
where you untie us.

520
00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:40,670
Thank you.

521
00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:48,040
Harry.

522
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,550
Hello.
Hello, mate.

523
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:55,990
Harry.

524
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,090
How do you do?

525
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,020
Have we met before?

526
00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:04,460
Harry, it's okay. It's fine.
They know that we know you.

527
00:40:04,490 --> 00:40:06,890
I think there must be
some mistake.

528
00:40:06,930 --> 00:40:09,630
It's been such
a long time, Harry.

529
00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,800
I need to get
my brogues resoled.

530
00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:15,670
Yeah, and my oxfords
are done in as well.

531
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,010
Why are you telling me
about your shoes?

532
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:24,250
I'm a lepidopterist.

533
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:26,480
You're a what?

534
00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,050
I study butterflies.

535
00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:35,590
Well, you wanted to be before
you joined the army, but...

536
00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:38,990
Harry, look at me.

537
00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:46,940
It's good to see you.

538
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,140
We'll be back soon.

539
00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:52,210
So these fellas right here
are our doomsday protocol?

540
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,610
Turns out, our founder's
tailor was Kingsman.

541
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,420
What the fuck
have you done to him?

542
00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:01,720
Nothing. Only tried
to help him.

543
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,050
He's got
retrograde amnesia.

544
00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:04,330
Now, we knew
from his eyeglasses

545
00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:05,390
that he was intelligence.

546
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,660
We just didn't know whose.

547
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,360
How did he get here?

548
00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:13,760
What the hell?

549
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,100
Tequila, I'm getting
a crazy spike...

550
00:41:16,130 --> 00:41:18,770
of extreme low frequency waves
11 miles from here.

551
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,760
I'm gonna need you to
escort me there immediately.

552
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,260
I need your alpha gel.

553
00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:53,800
I'll go check the church.

554
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,490
We developed
our alpha gel technology

555
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,720
for our own agents...

556
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,520
in the event of a head shot.

557
00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:14,990
The gel protects the brain.

558
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,630
Then, in the lab,
we use nanites...

559
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,360
micro-bots,
to repair tissue damage.

560
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,500
There are side effects.

561
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:29,740
Partial amnesia...

562
00:42:29,770 --> 00:42:31,770
regression to
the younger self.

563
00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:35,780
With no idea who he was,
there was nothing we could do.

564
00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:39,180
But now
you guys are here...

565
00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:41,220
there's a good chance
we can bring him back.

566
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,610
You're late.

567
00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:12,280
Why are you
still wearing that?

568
00:43:12,310 --> 00:43:15,920
Until you get rid of
the perimeter landmines...

569
00:43:15,950 --> 00:43:18,350
I'll keep wearing the suit,
thank you very much.

570
00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:19,490
Scaredy-cat.

571
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,820
Shut up and sit down.

572
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,190
Let's go!

573
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:27,430
Crocodile Rock, please.

574
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:31,170
Fuck you!

575
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:36,810
Hey, hey, Elton, language.

576
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,080
Okay, as fabulous
as your catalogue is...

577
00:43:40,110 --> 00:43:42,640
I think I want to hear
some Gershwin.

578
00:43:44,950 --> 00:43:46,080
I still can't believe...

579
00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:48,620
you got away with
kidnapping Elton John.

580
00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:51,490
I know! But with Valentine
abducting those celebrities...

581
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,420
it seemed silly not to take
advantage of the confusion.

582
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:58,430
Shit. Has Elton
got the blue rash?

583
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,700
Lights.

584
00:44:04,670 --> 00:44:06,600
Hey, Elton.

585
00:44:06,630 --> 00:44:08,640
Have you been a bad boy again?

586
00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:09,700
Mmm-mmm.

587
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:12,210
You're lying.
Look at your hands.

588
00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:17,080
What is it?

589
00:44:17,110 --> 00:44:20,050
It's proof that my plan
is gonna work.

590
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,320
It's also the first sign
of a slow and horrible death.

591
00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:28,260
Don't worry, I can fix it.

592
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:29,930
Tell me who
you partied with.

593
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:35,260
It was Angel.

594
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:39,870
Huh, not very angelic.

595
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:41,540
Gonna have to clip his wings.

596
00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,070
Close the door behind you.

597
00:45:28,450 --> 00:45:30,950
At what point are you
going to start behaving

598
00:45:30,990 --> 00:45:32,850
like a Statesman, Tequila?

599
00:45:32,890 --> 00:45:35,420
You wanna go back
to being a rodeo clown?

600
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:37,390
No, sir. I apologize, sir.

601
00:45:39,630 --> 00:45:41,460
I'm Champagne.

602
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,970
But anyone who knows
what's good for him...

603
00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:47,000
calls me Champ.

604
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,400
Sorry for your troubles.

605
00:45:50,170 --> 00:45:52,010
As your American cousins...

606
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:57,250
I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably
larger resources at your disposal.

607
00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:02,520
Can you imagine us
in the clothing business?

608
00:46:05,990 --> 00:46:08,190
Now, how can I help you?

609
00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:10,130
First of all,
I've got to thank you

610
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,730
for saving Agent Galahad.

611
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,930
Wait.

612
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,830
You said that
you were Galahad.

613
00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:17,160
Oh, no, he's talking
about the butterfly guy.

614
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,870
That used to be his handle.
Oh.

615
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,030
Galahad always said,

616
00:46:20,070 --> 00:46:21,280
"You've got to look at
the bigger picture...

617
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,340
"ask 'why' as well as 'who'."

618
00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:25,370
So if someone wanted
to take out Kingsman...

619
00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:27,580
then they've got to be
planning something major.

620
00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,880
So what do you know?

621
00:46:28,910 --> 00:46:30,280
They're a drug cartel,
we think.

622
00:46:30,310 --> 00:46:32,680
The name Golden Circle
keeps coming up.

623
00:46:32,710 --> 00:46:35,150
Mmm. We'll look
into them. What else?

624
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:37,750
One of our former trainees
is working with them.

625
00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:40,390
Charlie Hesketh.
Total prick.

626
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,690
You got any promising
leads on him?

627
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,860
His ex-girlfriend.

628
00:46:43,890 --> 00:46:46,860
I've been tracking her
through social media.

629
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:50,260
We believe she's still
in contact with him.

630
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:54,040
And she's going
to Glastonbury Music Festival.

631
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:57,140
Oh, good.

632
00:46:57,170 --> 00:46:59,510
Agent Tequila,
break out your dancing shoes.

633
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:00,780
You have a new mission.

634
00:47:00,810 --> 00:47:02,110
Yes, sir.

635
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,080
Hold up.

636
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,450
You feeling okay?

637
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,490
I'm a little tired,
but fine, thanks.

638
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,650
Galahad, you ready?

639
00:47:11,690 --> 00:47:12,790
Your face...

640
00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:14,190
You got...

641
00:47:16,930 --> 00:47:18,960
What the fuck?

642
00:47:18,990 --> 00:47:20,630
Oh, shit.

643
00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:23,030
Head to the sick bay.

644
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:25,570
Have Ginger check you out.

645
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,500
Hey, give him your glasses.

646
00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:35,140
You're in luck, kid.
Put 'em on.

647
00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,040
You get
our finest senior agent

648
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,010
to join you instead.

649
00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:42,620
Right now,
he's in our New York office.

650
00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:45,250
Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.

651
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,190
Kid...

652
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:52,790
looks like we're hookin' up
with a chick at a rock concert.

653
00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:54,900
My favorite kind of mission.

654
00:47:54,930 --> 00:47:57,370
I'm sending my jet
to pick you up.

655
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:11,380
We've dealt with
this kind of amnesia before.

656
00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:15,050
Harry's like a computer
that needs to be rebooted.

657
00:48:16,350 --> 00:48:20,160
We need to recreate a shock
or trauma from his past...

658
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:21,560
to trigger his memory.

659
00:48:23,090 --> 00:48:24,430
I hope you're right.

660
00:48:34,030 --> 00:48:35,400
Uh, excuse me.

661
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,140
There seems to be
some sort of a problem here.

662
00:48:38,170 --> 00:48:40,810
Help! Somebody!

663
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,150
What the hell is
going on? Help me!

664
00:48:46,980 --> 00:48:48,220
Help!

665
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,050
Oh, God!

666
00:48:51,090 --> 00:48:53,360
Stop! Fuck!

667
00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:15,680
Get him out now.

668
00:49:15,710 --> 00:49:17,650
No, no, wait. His instincts
are gonna kick in.

669
00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:31,460
No. I'm sorry to do this.

670
00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:54,650
Are you okay?
What happened?

671
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,250
Harry, you've forgotten
who you are.

672
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,690
We thought this might
jog your memory.

673
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:03,790
Look, when you were young,
you had a choice.

674
00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:06,560
To either be a lepidopterist
or to join the army.

675
00:50:06,590 --> 00:50:09,400
You chose the army.
That led to Kingsman.

676
00:50:09,430 --> 00:50:12,400
You became a Kingsman agent.

677
00:50:12,430 --> 00:50:13,870
I doubt whether
I'd work for anyone

678
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:14,980
who drowns their employees.

679
00:50:15,970 --> 00:50:17,270
I want to go home.

680
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:18,910
I want
my butterfly collection.

681
00:50:20,210 --> 00:50:21,740
I want to see Mother.

682
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,410
There's nothing more
we can do.

683
00:50:26,810 --> 00:50:28,380
It's time to let him go.

684
00:50:38,090 --> 00:50:39,570
Babe, I wish
I could stay longer,

685
00:50:39,590 --> 00:50:41,230
but I've got to go on
with this mission.

686
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:44,370
Wait, wait, wait.

687
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,900
Before you go,
I wanna show you something.

688
00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:50,240
Aw!

689
00:50:50,270 --> 00:50:52,810
I know he could
never replace JB...

690
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,240
but...

691
00:50:56,210 --> 00:50:58,380
Oh, my days.

692
00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:00,650
I hoped he might
make you happy.

693
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:06,250
And give you another reason
to come back home soon.

694
00:51:06,990 --> 00:51:08,320
I love him.

695
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,460
But I don't need another
reason to come home.

696
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,270
I apologize.
Just waiting for my friend.

697
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:23,200
I'll be back as soon
as I can, I promise.

698
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:27,040
Got to go save the world?
Yep.

699
00:51:27,070 --> 00:51:28,880
Well, if you save the world...

700
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,850
you know what that means.

701
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,520
Yeah, all right.

702
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:37,790
Bye, buddy.

703
00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:45,730
Got the passes
from my contact.

704
00:51:46,590 --> 00:51:48,560
You're gonna love Glastonbury.

705
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:51,500
Well, that's
the easy part, kid.

706
00:51:51,530 --> 00:51:53,640
Take a look
in the glove box.

707
00:51:58,010 --> 00:51:59,370
Fucking hell, bruv.

708
00:51:59,410 --> 00:52:01,840
Thought everything
was supposed to be bigger in America.

709
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,280
Is this why you overcompensate
with these massive cars?

710
00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:06,080
Goes on your finger.

711
00:52:06,110 --> 00:52:07,490
The surveillance tracker
is in the tip.

712
00:52:07,510 --> 00:52:10,880
Apply light pressure for three
seconds to release it.

713
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,330
Okay, so according
to her Instagram feed...

714
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,330
Charlie's ex-girlfriend
is up ahead at the VIP bar.

715
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,200
Which one of us is gonna
plant the tracker?

716
00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:25,570
Bands, boys.

717
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:28,340
Yeah, that's fine.

718
00:52:28,370 --> 00:52:31,070
I say we both
make an approach...

719
00:52:31,110 --> 00:52:33,010
whoever gets on best,
goes for it.

720
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,650
Well, it doesn't have
to be a competition, bruv.

721
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,040
Why don't we just
go up to her...

722
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,350
shake her hand,
pat her on the back,

723
00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:39,510
whatever, you know.
Job done.

724
00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:42,720
The hand is not
a mucous membrane, Eggsy.

725
00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:44,690
Neither is the back.

726
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,520
They teach you anything
at Kingsman?

727
00:52:46,550 --> 00:52:47,990
What are you talking about?

728
00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:50,720
Our trackers are designed
to enter the bloodstream.

729
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,090
They circulate harmlessly,
providing full audio and GPS.

730
00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:55,300
Mucus membrane.

731
00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:57,000
That's like up the nose,
isn't it?

732
00:52:57,030 --> 00:52:58,970
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Stick my finger...

733
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,040
It's not just inside
the nose, is it?

734
00:53:05,070 --> 00:53:08,080
No, Eggsy, it ain't.
Fuck.

735
00:53:08,110 --> 00:53:09,940
All right,
I'll take the first crack.

736
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:11,680
Watch and learn, buddy.

737
00:53:14,350 --> 00:53:15,750
Good luck.

738
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,460
Here you go, ma'am.
Thank you.

739
00:53:23,490 --> 00:53:24,630
Miss, I beg your pardon.

740
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:26,930
Now, I don't
wanna pester you...

741
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,960
but I just have to know,
what time are you playing?

742
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,630
I'm not in a band.

743
00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:33,130
Oh, God.
Who did you think I was?

744
00:53:33,170 --> 00:53:34,570
Please don't say
someone ghastly.

745
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,270
God damn it,
now I feel like a fool.

746
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:41,680
I just assumed that a woman
with your charisma...

747
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,840
well, she just had
to be somebody.

748
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,010
Right.

749
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:46,610
Thank you.

750
00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:48,150
No, it's okay.
I know you didn't mean

751
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:49,450
to make me feel
like a dumbass.

752
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,720
So I'll let you
make it up to me

753
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,590
by letting me
buy you a drink.

754
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,590
Follow my finger.

755
00:53:59,090 --> 00:54:01,130
What are we doing?

756
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,200
Swiping to the left.

757
00:54:03,230 --> 00:54:05,330
What, you don't do
Tinder in America?

758
00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:06,700
Tinder what?

759
00:54:06,730 --> 00:54:09,740
Do you know, I think it's
probably a generational thing.

760
00:54:09,770 --> 00:54:12,740
It translates as
"Go away, old man."

761
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,380
Be good, be cool.

762
00:54:17,810 --> 00:54:18,880
Bye.

763
00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:22,150
Thank you for that.

764
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:24,320
I'm Clara.
River.

765
00:54:24,350 --> 00:54:27,320
Bloody hell, is that the time?

766
00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:28,470
You know what,
I'm so jetlagged

767
00:54:28,490 --> 00:54:30,420
I don't know
if I'm coming or going.

768
00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:32,030
Where've you been?
Anywhere nice?

769
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:35,330
South America. Been spending
a bit of time out there.

770
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,600
Training with the shaman,

771
00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:38,870
and trying to really connect
with my spirit animal.

772
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,040
Yeah.
I'm a crow.

773
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,770
And, hang on, let me guess...

774
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,410
No.
Jaguar.

775
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,540
What? No! Oh, my God!

776
00:54:46,570 --> 00:54:48,640
Yes?
How did you even know that?

777
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,340
Look, it totally is.
Check it out.

778
00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:53,980
Oh. Ino Moxo.
Black jaguar. Very nice.

779
00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:57,180
You know what?
I wanna buy you a drink.

780
00:55:05,890 --> 00:55:07,830
Eggsy sent this
from Glastonbury.

781
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:13,430
And #bluerash is
trending on Twitter.

782
00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:15,770
Have you found any correlation
between these cases?

783
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,900
Only recreational drug use.

784
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:18,970
Ah.

785
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,210
I know.
Not very Statesman-like.

786
00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,640
Tequila here...

787
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,880
he is our resident bad boy.

788
00:55:27,910 --> 00:55:29,380
You don't think
this could be related

789
00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:31,590
to The Golden Circle,
do you?

790
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:35,520
A drug cartel
poisoning its customers?

791
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,860
Doesn't make sense.

792
00:55:37,190 --> 00:55:38,560
Mmm.

793
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,930
Poppy, would you
pass the sugar, please?

794
00:55:46,470 --> 00:55:48,140
Okay.

795
00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:51,870
But it's really bad for you.

796
00:55:51,910 --> 00:55:54,940
Eight times more addictive
than cocaine.

797
00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:57,610
Five times more likely
to cause death.

798
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,280
But it's legal...

799
00:55:59,310 --> 00:56:01,620
so, you go ahead.
Knock yourself out.

800
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,050
Don't get me started
on tobacco and alcohol.

801
00:56:06,090 --> 00:56:08,490
Peddle that stuff
and you're in Fortune 500.

802
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,160
But me? No!

803
00:56:10,190 --> 00:56:11,590
I'm out here hiding

804
00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:14,300
in the middle of
nowhere. Homesick.

805
00:56:14,330 --> 00:56:15,700
Because I sell drugs.

806
00:56:15,730 --> 00:56:19,230
Oh, Pops. You're doing this
because you're homesick?

807
00:56:19,270 --> 00:56:20,970
Yes.

808
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,270
I want freedom.

809
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,210
I want fame.

810
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:28,610
Our profits were
250 billion dollars last year.

811
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,120
I am the most successful
businesswoman

812
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:32,280
in the world,
but nobody knows who I am.

813
00:56:32,310 --> 00:56:33,450
Pops, Pops.

814
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,420
It's not long now, eh?

815
00:56:35,450 --> 00:56:37,380
You're right, thank you.

816
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,790
Sorry to interrupt you.

817
00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:41,450
You wanted to see me,
Madam Poppy?

818
00:56:41,490 --> 00:56:44,520
Yes, Angel.
In The Golden Circle...

819
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,730
we do not sample
the merchandise...

820
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,760
and we do not break the rules.

821
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,530
Which is why I have
invested in robots...

822
00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:54,900
because they are
so much more reliable

823
00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:57,240
and trustworthy
than human beings.

824
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:06,680
Oh!

825
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:28,840
Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa!

826
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:48,190
Sorry we never
found your friends.

827
00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:50,420
Well, we all go on
our separate journeys...

828
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:52,090
but, ultimately,
we'll all arrive

829
00:57:52,130 --> 00:57:53,690
at the same destination.

830
00:57:53,730 --> 00:57:56,760
Shall we check my tent?
See if they're there?

831
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,070
Uh... Yeah.
Oh, come on.

832
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:05,640
Wow.

833
00:58:05,670 --> 00:58:07,310
This is amazing.

834
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,380
Come on.

835
00:58:10,410 --> 00:58:13,450
Uh, you know what, I'm busting
for a pee actually.

836
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,180
You could do it on me
if you want.

837
00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:17,090
Uh...

838
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,090
Maybe in a bit.

839
00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:21,490
Give me a sec, yeah?

840
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,030
Okay, but hurry up, River.

841
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:27,030
Been waiting all night for you
to at least kiss me.

842
00:58:33,970 --> 00:58:34,870
Hey!

843
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:37,870
Hi, babe.
Uh, bit of a nightmare.

844
00:58:37,910 --> 00:58:39,240
I've got to sleep
with a target...

845
00:58:39,270 --> 00:58:41,980
but I won't do it, unless
you agree that it's all right.

846
00:58:42,010 --> 00:58:44,550
You've got
to be fucking kidding.

847
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:46,380
What was I, target practice?

848
00:58:46,410 --> 00:58:48,920
Babe, surely it's better that
I'm honest with you...

849
00:58:48,950 --> 00:58:50,660
rather than me doing it
and not telling you.

850
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,520
Kind of got a bit of
a "save the world" situation here.

851
00:58:53,550 --> 00:58:55,420
How the fuck
is screwing someone

852
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,060
gonna save the world?

853
00:58:57,090 --> 00:58:58,990
Well, it's
a bit complicated...

854
00:58:59,030 --> 00:59:01,960
but trust me, I would not be
doing it if I didn't have to.

855
00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:07,530
Babe, please believe me.
I love you.

856
00:59:07,570 --> 00:59:08,780
You are the person
I wanna spend

857
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,070
the rest of my life with.

858
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,370
Is that a proposal?

859
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,610
Um...

860
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,480
Because I think I'd give you
my permission.

861
00:59:18,510 --> 00:59:22,320
Having that security, knowing
that we were committed...

862
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:25,320
In that context, yeah.
Yeah, I'd feel different.

863
00:59:26,390 --> 00:59:28,360
Right. Well, I mean...

864
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:29,520
I want to be with you,

865
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,160
but being
a public figure, babe...

866
00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:32,430
like a prince...

867
00:59:33,430 --> 00:59:34,600
It's a bit of a factor,
you know,

868
00:59:34,630 --> 00:59:35,930
what with my job and stuff.

869
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,730
Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay.

870
00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:41,800
Uh, look, we need to talk
about this properly.

871
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,940
Just give me
five minutes, okay?

872
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,540
Don't put
yourself down, Eggsy.

873
00:59:47,570 --> 00:59:49,810
I'm sure you can last
longer than that.

874
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,710
What's the matter?
Nothing.

875
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:20,140
I just feel that
our spirit animals

876
01:00:20,170 --> 01:00:21,840
need more time
to get in sync...

877
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,250
and find a harmonious bond
on the spiritual plane.

878
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,480
Totally.

879
01:00:26,510 --> 01:00:27,880
Yeah?

880
01:00:27,910 --> 01:00:30,420
Or we could just...

881
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,990
fuck?

882
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,060
Clara, I don't think I can.

883
01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:51,800
But you know what?

884
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,310
My crow is looking
for a place to nest.

885
01:01:38,150 --> 01:01:39,490
Good work, Eggsy!

886
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,890
Tracker fully functional.

887
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:45,960
Don't worry, I've been
through this with Whiskey before.

888
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,360
Nice to be working
with an agent

889
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,130
who knows what he's doing.

890
01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:54,740
Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn.

891
01:01:54,770 --> 01:01:56,640
I'm sorry. I can't.

892
01:01:56,670 --> 01:01:57,940
I'm in a relationship.

893
01:01:57,970 --> 01:02:00,340
That's adorable.
Listen, so am I.

894
01:02:00,370 --> 01:02:04,110
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.

895
01:02:04,710 --> 01:02:05,950
I can't.

896
01:02:06,410 --> 01:02:07,480
Bye, Clara.

897
01:02:12,950 --> 01:02:14,150
This is Princess T,

898
01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:15,490
please leave a message.

899
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,040
Motor Manor Hotel...

900
01:02:19,060 --> 01:02:21,260
Yeah, can you put me through
to Princess Tilde, please.

901
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,000
Oh, actually, sir, I'm just
looking at my computer...

902
01:02:24,030 --> 01:02:25,570
and I'm afraid
that the princess

903
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,770
is already checked out.

904
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,000
Thank you.

905
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:31,640
Fuck!

906
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,000
Harry.

907
01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:04,340
What's going on?
I was just packing.

908
01:03:04,370 --> 01:03:05,570
Look at these
lovely toiletries

909
01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:07,870
Merlin very kindly gave me
as a leaving present.

910
01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:09,140
Here, try this aftershave.

911
01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:12,010
Yeah, I know, Harry.
I'm wearing it.

912
01:03:14,910 --> 01:03:16,280
Listen, you can't
just give up.

913
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:18,650
Give up?

914
01:03:18,690 --> 01:03:21,790
No, on the contrary.
I'm about to achieve my dream.

915
01:03:21,820 --> 01:03:23,060
Researching rare butterflies

916
01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:25,530
alongside some of the finest
minds in entomology.

917
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,870
You know, you may as well
have me stuck up on this wall.

918
01:03:38,910 --> 01:03:42,510
'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly
more interesting than me.

919
01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:43,640
Sorry?

920
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,150
When you and I first met,
I was just, like, a maggot.

921
01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:49,550
Maggots turn into flies.

922
01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:51,150
Perhaps you mean larva.

923
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:53,120
Larva, yeah, okay.
Whatever. The point is...

924
01:03:53,150 --> 01:03:55,220
everyone wanted
to squash me.

925
01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:57,820
But not you.

926
01:03:57,860 --> 01:04:00,930
You helped me
to become a caterpillar.

927
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,560
And now I've got wings.

928
01:04:03,530 --> 01:04:05,570
I'm flying higher
than I ever dreamed.

929
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,400
And that is all thanks to you.

930
01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:09,470
I hate to seem rude,
but I need to finish packing

931
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,670
and get some sleep.

932
01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:12,110
Harry, you can't
just walk away.

933
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,710
Kingsman needs you.

934
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:16,040
The whole world needs you.

935
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,410
I need you.

936
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,520
Eggy, whoever the Harry was

937
01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:26,050
that you knew,
he's gone, I'm afraid.

938
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,490
Goodbye.

939
01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:07,930
That's not a martini.

940
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,900
It is in Kentucky.

941
01:05:09,930 --> 01:05:11,130
Fair enough.

942
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,880
Here's to you, Eggsy.

943
01:05:20,910 --> 01:05:23,280
You're exactly
what Kingsman needs.

944
01:05:33,950 --> 01:05:35,190
This is Princess T.

945
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,660
Please leave a message.

946
01:05:40,230 --> 01:05:42,000
Can I have
another martini, please?

947
01:05:42,030 --> 01:05:43,430
Sure.

948
01:05:44,430 --> 01:05:45,500
Thanks.

949
01:05:59,510 --> 01:06:00,610
Give up.

950
01:06:35,550 --> 01:06:37,020
You know what?

951
01:06:37,050 --> 01:06:39,350
That was the best martini
I've ever had.

952
01:06:40,490 --> 01:06:41,860
Keep the change.

953
01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,160
Thanks.

954
01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:58,950
It's all right.
Don't panic.

955
01:06:58,970 --> 01:07:01,710
Just thought I'd bring you
a little leaving present.

956
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,880
What do you think?
He's lovely, isn't he?

957
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,450
Would you like to hold him?

958
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,690
Hello.

959
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,830
Do you think
I should shoot him?

960
01:07:26,870 --> 01:07:29,340
Are you quite mad?
What? What's the problem?

961
01:07:29,370 --> 01:07:31,470
No! You can't!
Eh? What?

962
01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:33,710
No, you'll have to shoot me!
Shoot you?

963
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:34,640
Well, I will shoot you.

964
01:07:34,670 --> 01:07:36,150
No. No one's sick enough
to shoot a puppy!

965
01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:37,220
Well, what about you, Harry?

966
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,660
You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!

967
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,780
Do you remember?

968
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,240
You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!

969
01:08:32,130 --> 01:08:34,070
It was a blank.
Yes, Harry. Yes!

970
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,170
It was a fucking blank!

971
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,250
That's right. It was a blank!

972
01:08:36,270 --> 01:08:37,540
I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!

973
01:08:37,570 --> 01:08:39,410
Yes, Harry!
He lived to a ripe old age!

974
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:40,910
He died of pancreatitis!

975
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,780
You're not Mr. Pickle.

976
01:08:55,990 --> 01:08:56,990
Eggsy.

977
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,430
Hello, Harry.

978
01:09:12,910 --> 01:09:14,440
Eggsy.

979
01:09:19,450 --> 01:09:21,180
Valentine has to be stopped.
No, I know.

980
01:09:21,220 --> 01:09:22,420
He has a device.
It's all right.

981
01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:24,320
It's sorted. Don't worry.

982
01:09:24,350 --> 01:09:26,350
We got a lot of
catching up to do.

983
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,320
Well, well.

984
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,590
I suppose I should
cancel that taxi.

985
01:09:32,290 --> 01:09:33,730
Yes.

986
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,030
If you don't mind...

987
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,970
Merlin.

988
01:09:39,830 --> 01:09:41,870
Welcome back...

989
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:43,000
Galahad.

990
01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:49,680
Now that we've finished
the debrief, Harry...

991
01:09:49,710 --> 01:09:51,580
here's a couple of
welcome back gifts.

992
01:09:51,610 --> 01:09:53,250
First up...

993
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,250
a brand-new Kingsman watch.

994
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,420
Advanced software,

995
01:09:56,450 --> 01:09:58,520
it can hack into anything
with a microchip.

996
01:09:58,550 --> 01:09:59,920
It is the bollocks.

997
01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:01,420
And Merlin...

998
01:10:01,450 --> 01:10:02,660
I made you these.

999
01:10:06,090 --> 01:10:07,390
A-ha.

1000
01:10:25,550 --> 01:10:28,110
Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy.

1001
01:10:28,150 --> 01:10:30,250
How do I look?
You look...

1002
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:34,090
Like some faggot lookin' for
an eye fuckin'.

1003
01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:37,120
Now...

1004
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,360
why don't you
get out of our bar...

1005
01:10:40,390 --> 01:10:43,300
before I take out
your other one?

1006
01:10:43,330 --> 01:10:45,200
Now, is that any way
to welcome a visitor

1007
01:10:45,230 --> 01:10:47,070
from out of town, moonshine?

1008
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:48,500
Okay.

1009
01:10:49,670 --> 01:10:52,310
Suck my southern dick...

1010
01:10:52,340 --> 01:10:54,170
bitch.

1011
01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:56,640
Oh, I don't think
that'll be necessary.

1012
01:10:57,910 --> 01:10:59,450
Good day, sir.

1013
01:11:03,650 --> 01:11:05,220
Well?

1014
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,090
What are you ladies
waitin' for?

1015
01:11:07,650 --> 01:11:08,960
Manners...

1016
01:11:10,690 --> 01:11:11,790
maketh...

1017
01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:15,730
man.

1018
01:11:17,330 --> 01:11:19,000
Do you know what that means?

1019
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,140
Then let me
teach you a lesson.

1020
01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:35,480
Are we going to stand
around here all day?

1021
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,920
Or are we going to...

1022
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,490
You big...

1023
01:11:58,570 --> 01:12:00,510
Well, pick him up.

1024
01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:04,010
Now, that is not what I call
a Kentucky welcome.

1025
01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:10,180
Manners maketh man.

1026
01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:11,620
Let me translate that for you.

1027
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,610
What's wrong with me, Merlin?

1028
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:33,770
I thought you fixed me?

1029
01:12:33,810 --> 01:12:36,080
Well, we rebuilt
your neural pathways.

1030
01:12:36,110 --> 01:12:38,410
But it'll take time to get
your coordination back.

1031
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,830
And the phantom butterflies?

1032
01:13:00,870 --> 01:13:02,600
You will
experience episodes...

1033
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:03,870
lapses of clarity.

1034
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:05,970
You'll be back
to normal soon.

1035
01:13:21,090 --> 01:13:23,090
Whoo.

1036
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,630
I feel like a tornado
in a trailer park.

1037
01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:30,560
♪ Golden Circle proudly presents ♪

1038
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,570
Mr. President,
my name is Poppy Adams.

1039
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:36,800
I believe the UN has no teeth.

1040
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,650
So I've selected you,
as leader of the free world,

1041
01:13:38,670 --> 01:13:40,540
to receive this communication.

1042
01:13:40,570 --> 01:13:42,240
And I invite you
to begin negotiations...

1043
01:13:42,270 --> 01:13:46,310
on the largest scale
hostage situation in history.

1044
01:13:46,350 --> 01:13:47,550
A few weeks ago,

1045
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:49,380
an engineered virus
was released...

1046
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:52,220
contained in all
varieties of my product.

1047
01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:56,720
Cannabis, cocaine, heroin,
opium, ecstasy...

1048
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,160
...and crystal meth.

1049
01:13:59,430 --> 01:14:02,060
Some of you
are already infected.

1050
01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:04,130
And this is
what you can expect

1051
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,060
in the coming days.

1052
01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:09,100
After a brief
incubation period...

1053
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,100
victims present
with stage one symptoms.

1054
01:14:12,470 --> 01:14:13,670
A blue rash.

1055
01:14:14,610 --> 01:14:15,710
Next...

1056
01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:17,740
second stage symptoms appear.

1057
01:14:17,780 --> 01:14:19,550
Mania...

1058
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,210
as the virus
enters the brain.

1059
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,580
Very distressing to the victim

1060
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:25,350
and those around them.

1061
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,820
Stage three...

1062
01:14:29,190 --> 01:14:30,220
Paralysis.

1063
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:33,130
Muscles enter a state
of catastrophic seizure.

1064
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:36,030
And once the muscles of
the thorax become affected...

1065
01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:38,630
breathing becomes
impossible...

1066
01:14:38,660 --> 01:14:43,000
leading to a very nasty death
within 12 hours.

1067
01:14:44,810 --> 01:14:50,010
But I have good news to
the millions already affected.

1068
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,780
It doesn't have
to be this way.

1069
01:14:51,810 --> 01:14:55,080
I have an antidote.

1070
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:13,100
What have you done to me,
you fucking bitch?

1071
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,740
100% effective...

1072
01:15:16,770 --> 01:15:18,510
and ready to
ship out worldwide

1073
01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:20,140
at a moment's notice.

1074
01:15:20,170 --> 01:15:22,380
Get out of my room!
You have my word.

1075
01:15:22,410 --> 01:15:24,080
Get out!
I will do this...

1076
01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:27,680
if the following
conditions are met.

1077
01:15:27,710 --> 01:15:30,380
Get out of my fucking room!

1078
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:34,450
First, you agree
to end the war on drugs,

1079
01:15:34,490 --> 01:15:35,890
once and for all.

1080
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:38,630
All classes of substance
are legalized...

1081
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:40,630
paving the way
to a new marketplace

1082
01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:43,730
in which sales
are regulated and taxed...

1083
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,160
as per alcohol.

1084
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:50,500
And second, my colleagues and
I receive full legal immunity.

1085
01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:51,670
Meet my terms...

1086
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:52,850
and I look forward
to helping you

1087
01:15:52,870 --> 01:15:54,970
keep our beloved
country great...

1088
01:15:55,010 --> 01:15:56,340
boosting our ailing economy,

1089
01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:59,510
and easing spending
on law enforcement.

1090
01:15:59,550 --> 01:16:01,880
Or continue this
blinkered, outmoded...

1091
01:16:01,910 --> 01:16:05,850
and, frankly, disastrous
exercise in prohibition...

1092
01:16:05,890 --> 01:16:08,160
and live with blood
on your hands.

1093
01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:11,760
Save lives. Legalize.

1094
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:20,100
I told you that shit
was no good for you.

1095
01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:30,780
Who is Poppy Adams?

1096
01:16:30,810 --> 01:16:32,550
After graduating
Harvard Business School...

1097
01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:33,910
Adams was briefly held

1098
01:16:33,950 --> 01:16:35,820
for serious mental
health issues...

1099
01:16:35,850 --> 01:16:37,880
before disappearing
without a trace.

1100
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,590
Intelligent, ambitious,
ruthless,

1101
01:16:40,620 --> 01:16:44,120
lacks empathy,
superficial charm.

1102
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,760
All the elements
of a great CEO.

1103
01:16:47,790 --> 01:16:50,230
Or a psychopath.

1104
01:16:50,260 --> 01:16:51,260
Following the broadcast

1105
01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:52,870
of Adams's message
to the president...

1106
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,070
there were scenes
of chaos today...

1107
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,700
at medical centers
across the country and around the world.

1108
01:16:57,740 --> 01:16:59,050
We have
no more beds available.

1109
01:16:59,070 --> 01:17:02,140
The hospital is
at full capacity.

1110
01:17:02,180 --> 01:17:03,740
The blue rash
is now being renamed

1111
01:17:03,780 --> 01:17:05,040
"The Dancing Disease"...

1112
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,480
as victims begin to exhibit
stage two symptoms.

1113
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,060
Let's prep the cryo unit.

1114
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,390
You want to freeze him?

1115
01:17:17,420 --> 01:17:18,790
Exactly.

1116
01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:20,030
Victims of the virus

1117
01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:22,600
caused by contaminated
recreational drugs...

1118
01:17:22,630 --> 01:17:26,570
flooded hospitals and clinics
in fear for their lives.

1119
01:17:29,670 --> 01:17:31,110
Curfews and no travel orders

1120
01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:33,110
are being considered
as authorities assess

1121
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,840
the scale of the disaster.

1122
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,910
Close it.

1123
01:17:38,310 --> 01:17:39,810
But there has still been

1124
01:17:39,850 --> 01:17:41,850
no official response
from the president...

1125
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,920
who remains locked
in emergency talks.

1126
01:17:46,650 --> 01:17:49,290
Prepare a presidential decree.

1127
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,660
Tell intelligence and law enforcement
to stand down.

1128
01:17:51,690 --> 01:17:53,790
We're gonna dance
to this lady's tune.

1129
01:17:53,830 --> 01:17:54,930
Good.

1130
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,100
We can make this work.

1131
01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,530
We spin it
that it's not a matter

1132
01:17:58,560 --> 01:17:59,870
of negotiation
with terrorists.

1133
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,870
No, what I'm proposing...

1134
01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:04,770
is we appear
to agree to her demands

1135
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,210
to prevent global panic...

1136
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:11,610
and then let the junkie scum
go down in flames. Huh?

1137
01:18:13,710 --> 01:18:15,650
Huh? Yeah.

1138
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,650
Take Poppy Adams and her so-called
Golden Circle down with them.

1139
01:18:19,690 --> 01:18:24,360
No drug users, no drug trade.
It's a win-win situation here.

1140
01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:27,760
But, sir, we're not talking about
a handful of hostages.

1141
01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,260
We could be looking
at the deaths

1142
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,130
of hundreds
of millions worldwide.

1143
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:32,440
Hundreds of millions
of criminals,

1144
01:18:32,470 --> 01:18:33,900
burdens to society.

1145
01:18:34,730 --> 01:18:36,240
Am I right, McCoy?

1146
01:18:36,270 --> 01:18:37,400
Absolutely, sir.

1147
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:39,240
But, sir, that's...

1148
01:18:39,270 --> 01:18:41,910
What about people who were
just experimenting?

1149
01:18:41,940 --> 01:18:43,880
Folks who self-medicate?

1150
01:18:43,910 --> 01:18:46,810
Functioning
professionals? Kids?

1151
01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:48,580
Oh, spare me the crap, Fox.

1152
01:18:48,610 --> 01:18:50,020
The fact is,

1153
01:18:50,050 --> 01:18:53,090
this presidency has just
won the war on drugs.

1154
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:54,350
Congratulations, sir.

1155
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,860
Thank you.

1156
01:18:58,820 --> 01:19:01,930
And that deserves a toast.

1157
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,560
This is
totally unethical, sir.

1158
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,300
Fox, shut up!

1159
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,140
McCoy, declare martial law.

1160
01:19:09,170 --> 01:19:11,870
We need to keep control,
commandeer stadiums,

1161
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:13,810
schools, civic centers...

1162
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:15,240
order a press blackout.

1163
01:19:15,270 --> 01:19:17,110
And put the military
on standby

1164
01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:19,180
to round these junkies up.

1165
01:19:20,110 --> 01:19:21,880
Whether they broke
the law or not,

1166
01:19:21,910 --> 01:19:24,180
those victims
are human beings.

1167
01:19:26,450 --> 01:19:27,450
Tequila.

1168
01:19:28,650 --> 01:19:30,190
He's a great guy.

1169
01:19:31,590 --> 01:19:33,460
And a great agent.

1170
01:19:33,490 --> 01:19:37,260
Right now, he's lying in deep
freeze waitin' on our help.

1171
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:39,700
We can't make
this personal, sir.

1172
01:19:39,730 --> 01:19:41,000
Personal?

1173
01:19:41,030 --> 01:19:43,940
Agent, we can't stand by
and let folks like him die.

1174
01:19:43,970 --> 01:19:46,510
These people,
we're their only hope.

1175
01:19:48,270 --> 01:19:50,110
Now, we have
to find that antidote.

1176
01:19:50,140 --> 01:19:52,750
Poppy's stockpiles, well,
they could be anywhere.

1177
01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:54,710
She must have some on hand.

1178
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,320
Locate Poppy...

1179
01:19:57,450 --> 01:20:00,190
and obtain a sample
for analysis.

1180
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:02,090
Maybe it can be replicated.

1181
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:03,590
Sorry to cut in, guys.

1182
01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:05,170
But Charlie is on the phone
with his girlfriend.

1183
01:20:05,190 --> 01:20:07,430
Looping you in now.

1184
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:09,030
Don't worry.
I'm on a payphone...

1185
01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:11,660
covered in
a fucking blue rash.

1186
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,000
Why didn't you tell me?

1187
01:20:13,030 --> 01:20:15,600
All you said was,
"Don't take any drugs."

1188
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,040
It was a music festival
for fuck's sake.

1189
01:20:18,070 --> 01:20:22,140
Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay.

1190
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,340
Listen. You need to get
to the lab in Italy.

1191
01:20:25,380 --> 01:20:26,880
Do you remember
where we went skiing?

1192
01:20:26,910 --> 01:20:29,380
Yes. Yes, I remember.

1193
01:20:29,420 --> 01:20:30,750
Yeah. Meet me there

1194
01:20:30,780 --> 01:20:32,480
and I'll give you
the antidote.

1195
01:20:33,850 --> 01:20:35,150
Okay.

1196
01:20:38,990 --> 01:20:40,830
All right. Jet's ready.

1197
01:20:40,860 --> 01:20:43,400
Whiskey, Galahad,
get to Italy.

1198
01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:49,270
You two need to fix
this code name thing.

1199
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:50,840
And with all
due respect, sir...

1200
01:20:50,870 --> 01:20:52,170
I don't think Galahad senior

1201
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,740
is ready to return
to fieldwork.

1202
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,110
I did actually mean...
Of course.

1203
01:20:57,140 --> 01:20:59,710
And with all disrespect...

1204
01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:01,510
I'm not going anywhere
without him.

1205
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:05,490
Brains, skills...

1206
01:21:06,690 --> 01:21:07,690
skipping rope?

1207
01:21:10,260 --> 01:21:12,060
- It's a lasso.
- Whatever.

1208
01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:13,890
Come on.

1209
01:21:16,030 --> 01:21:17,800
Go on. Vamoose.

1210
01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:19,100
Yes, sir.

1211
01:21:31,810 --> 01:21:33,180
Drink it.

1212
01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:44,960
Wow.

1213
01:21:44,990 --> 01:21:46,590
It's working already.

1214
01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,430
Thank God.

1215
01:21:49,060 --> 01:21:50,260
Agent Whiskey.

1216
01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:52,870
Antidote confirmed
at the target's location.

1217
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:54,230
Good luck.

1218
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,980
Hold up.
We need you down here, Galahad.

1219
01:22:05,010 --> 01:22:06,410
To secure the control room.

1220
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:08,180
Probably a good idea, Harry.

1221
01:22:09,110 --> 01:22:10,780
Call you from the top, yeah?

1222
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,360
Buongiorno!

1223
01:22:21,390 --> 01:22:22,700
Buongiorno.

1224
01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:37,140
Hey!

1225
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,420
So sorry about this.

1226
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:47,190
At the controls. In position.

1227
01:23:06,310 --> 01:23:08,370
Keep this cable car here
till we get back.

1228
01:23:08,410 --> 01:23:09,980
Roger that, Eggsy.

1229
01:23:10,010 --> 01:23:11,940
Clara's definitely here.

1230
01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:13,380
We're getting warmer.

1231
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,590
Harry Hart, Harry Hart,
super spy, super spy.

1232
01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:25,090
Looks like we've got a door.

1233
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:26,330
Yep.

1234
01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:28,290
There you go.

1235
01:23:38,740 --> 01:23:40,410
I'll cover.

1236
01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:42,540
Hi, there.

1237
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:43,940
Whew.

1238
01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:45,640
Sorry I'm late.

1239
01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:48,080
You guys did not make
this place easy to find.

1240
01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:50,050
Who are you?

1241
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,720
I'm here to collect
this antidote.

1242
01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:53,750
For Singapore?

1243
01:23:54,690 --> 01:23:55,890
Yeah.

1244
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,690
You are Wu Ting Feng?

1245
01:24:06,670 --> 01:24:07,670
Yes.

1246
01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:11,440
Hey, how are you still alive?

1247
01:24:11,470 --> 01:24:13,670
River, what are you
doing here?

1248
01:24:13,710 --> 01:24:14,770
River?

1249
01:24:14,810 --> 01:24:16,040
Hi, Clara.

1250
01:24:16,070 --> 01:24:19,180
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.

1251
01:24:22,050 --> 01:24:23,820
You motherfucker!
Bye, Charlie.

1252
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:25,950
Sound the alarm!

1253
01:24:25,980 --> 01:24:27,490
You fucking cockroach!

1254
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,520
Jam the door!
Give...

1255
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:38,160
Fuck!

1256
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:40,070
Galahad, we're coming.

1257
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:41,800
All clear at the bottom?

1258
01:24:42,730 --> 01:24:45,100
Galahad, come in!

1259
01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:46,940
Open the fucking door.
They've locked.

1260
01:24:46,970 --> 01:24:48,210
Open the door!

1261
01:24:50,070 --> 01:24:51,390
Harry, come on, we're in.
Let's go.

1262
01:24:51,410 --> 01:24:52,850
Away, butterflies.

1263
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,350
Butterfly? No, Harry. You've
got to shut the doors, please.

1264
01:24:55,380 --> 01:24:57,350
Come on.
We've gotta go now. Please!

1265
01:24:57,380 --> 01:24:59,320
Shut the fucking door, Harry!

1266
01:24:59,350 --> 01:25:00,950
Harry, are you there?

1267
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,660
Well done, Harry.
Good. Thanks, man.

1268
01:25:04,690 --> 01:25:05,760
Come on. Now!

1269
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,430
It's done.
Thank you.

1270
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:34,990
You all good
down there, Harry?

1271
01:25:35,020 --> 01:25:36,260
All clear.

1272
01:25:41,790 --> 01:25:42,830
Hello, Eggsy.

1273
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,270
Enjoy the ride, bruv.

1274
01:25:55,270 --> 01:25:56,480
Oh, shit.

1275
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,420
All the buttons are dead.
Controls gone.

1276
01:26:07,450 --> 01:26:09,690
Everything's in shutdown.
You're on your own, Eggsy.

1277
01:26:55,330 --> 01:26:56,570
What the fuck is that?

1278
01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:13,920
Oh, my God.

1279
01:27:47,790 --> 01:27:49,860
You've gotta be
fucking kidding!

1280
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:10,510
Jesus fucking Christ!
What the fuck is that?

1281
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,850
What the hell is that?

1282
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:13,910
Shit!

1283
01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:43,940
That's the first decent shit
I've had in three weeks.

1284
01:28:48,550 --> 01:28:50,950
Harry, meet us at the
emergency rendezvous point.

1285
01:28:50,980 --> 01:28:52,150
Roger that.

1286
01:28:52,890 --> 01:28:54,150
Got you on the GPS.

1287
01:29:22,950 --> 01:29:24,620
So weird to think
this tiny thing

1288
01:29:24,650 --> 01:29:26,350
could save the world.

1289
01:29:26,390 --> 01:29:28,150
Let me have a look.

1290
01:29:31,860 --> 01:29:33,020
Harry.

1291
01:29:37,430 --> 01:29:38,930
Am I late?

1292
01:29:39,730 --> 01:29:40,970
You found the antidote.

1293
01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,000
Get down!

1294
01:30:02,090 --> 01:30:03,460
You fucking dickhead!

1295
01:30:03,490 --> 01:30:04,960
Fuck you!
I just saved your life!

1296
01:30:04,990 --> 01:30:07,190
Yeah, and cost millions
of people theirs!

1297
01:30:20,770 --> 01:30:23,740
All right, they're going
for cover and reloading.

1298
01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:26,010
I'll fix their wagons.
Cover me, boys!

1299
01:30:29,050 --> 01:30:30,080
Wait.

1300
01:30:30,110 --> 01:30:32,680
Eggsy, I think he could be
working for the other side.

1301
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,550
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

1302
01:30:34,590 --> 01:30:37,120
You're having
a brain fart! Look!

1303
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:40,690
Does that look like
he's working with them?

1304
01:30:40,730 --> 01:30:43,660
Harry, are you seeing
butterflies again?

1305
01:30:43,690 --> 01:30:45,100
I know what I'm seeing.

1306
01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:39,550
Good job
he didn't need our help.

1307
01:31:39,590 --> 01:31:42,320
Thank fucking Christ
I didn't need any backup!

1308
01:31:48,690 --> 01:31:51,130
I'm out of ammo!
Troop carrier coming in.

1309
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:52,260
What've you got?

1310
01:31:54,100 --> 01:31:55,130
Fuck!

1311
01:31:59,370 --> 01:32:01,010
Shit!
There's a fuck ton of 'em!

1312
01:32:04,340 --> 01:32:05,980
What is this?

1313
01:32:06,010 --> 01:32:08,980
Looks like you packed for
a fucking slumber party, not a mission!

1314
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:12,950
And they've got
fucking Gatling guns!

1315
01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:16,290
You have 10 seconds
to surrender before we open fire!

1316
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:17,460
Guys, hurry up!

1317
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:18,520
10!

1318
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:19,960
Hey!

1319
01:32:19,990 --> 01:32:22,130
9!
Butterfly guy!

1320
01:32:23,530 --> 01:32:24,600
8!

1321
01:32:24,630 --> 01:32:26,530
You don't look like
Ginger fixed you right.

1322
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:27,670
7!

1323
01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:28,830
I said I'm empty!

1324
01:32:28,870 --> 01:32:30,370
6!
Give me yours.

1325
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:31,870
5!

1326
01:32:31,900 --> 01:32:33,240
Harry, give him
the fucking gun!

1327
01:32:33,270 --> 01:32:34,310
4!

1328
01:32:35,740 --> 01:32:38,180
Harry, no!

1329
01:32:42,310 --> 01:32:43,750
Oh, fuck it! Fire!

1330
01:32:43,780 --> 01:32:45,020
Harry, get down!

1331
01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:53,930
I mean, honestly, Harry,

1332
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:55,390
what the fuck
is wrong with you?

1333
01:32:55,430 --> 01:32:57,800
He broke the vial on purpose!

1334
01:32:57,830 --> 01:33:00,230
You're a fucking idiot!
You're out of control, Harry!

1335
01:33:00,270 --> 01:33:02,350
If we made it out of here,
he was gonna kill us both!

1336
01:33:07,210 --> 01:33:09,740
For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't
have fucking had to!

1337
01:33:09,770 --> 01:33:11,210
Oh, ye of little faith.

1338
01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:35,270
This does not mean
you're off the fucking hook!

1339
01:33:36,230 --> 01:33:37,700
We need to go dark.

1340
01:33:37,740 --> 01:33:38,980
We don't know
who else at Statesman

1341
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,470
could be working against us.

1342
01:33:41,510 --> 01:33:42,610
Shit! This is all my fault.

1343
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:43,720
You weren't ready
for the field

1344
01:33:43,740 --> 01:33:44,810
and I pushed for it!

1345
01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:45,910
He showed his hand.

1346
01:33:45,940 --> 01:33:47,750
You think
he'd have let us live?

1347
01:33:47,780 --> 01:33:49,780
You should be thanking me
for saving our arses!

1348
01:33:49,810 --> 01:33:50,880
Saving our arses?

1349
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:52,450
Try saying that
to fucking Whiskey!

1350
01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:05,060
You are unbelievable!

1351
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:06,970
- Merlin, can you hear me?
- Yes, Eggsy.

1352
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,300
Whiskey's down.
He's been shot.

1353
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:10,200
What happened?

1354
01:34:17,070 --> 01:34:19,940
He got caught
in the crossfire.

1355
01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:22,010
I've applied the alpha gel.
We'll bring him in.

1356
01:34:22,050 --> 01:34:23,890
But first, I've gotta find a
way to get back up to that lab

1357
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:25,720
and retrieve more antidote.

1358
01:34:28,420 --> 01:34:31,520
Charlie, what's
happening? Where are you?

1359
01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:33,160
Everything's under control.

1360
01:34:33,190 --> 01:34:35,890
I'm sorry, Charlie.
I'm so sorry.

1361
01:34:35,930 --> 01:34:38,200
Please don't tell Poppy
it was me they followed.

1362
01:34:38,230 --> 01:34:39,700
Don't worry, darling.

1363
01:34:39,730 --> 01:34:41,730
What happens in Italy...

1364
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:45,470
stays in Italy.

1365
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:47,870
Thank you.

1366
01:35:01,020 --> 01:35:05,590
Merlin, change of plans.
Wu Ting Feng, Singapore.

1367
01:35:05,620 --> 01:35:06,860
- Who?
- Exactly.

1368
01:35:06,890 --> 01:35:08,560
It's the only
lead we've got.

1369
01:35:08,590 --> 01:35:10,260
So I suggest
you find out who he is.

1370
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:13,200
Come on.

1371
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:19,970
Wu Ting Feng, he's
an assistant at a law firm.

1372
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:21,640
Let's get through
their firewall.

1373
01:35:21,670 --> 01:35:22,910
Yep.

1374
01:35:23,810 --> 01:35:25,040
Merlin...

1375
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:27,550
have you ever wanted
to do more than this?

1376
01:35:28,550 --> 01:35:30,150
Are you serious?
Yeah.

1377
01:35:30,180 --> 01:35:31,120
This is vital.

1378
01:35:31,150 --> 01:35:32,820
Without us, they'd be lost.

1379
01:35:32,850 --> 01:35:35,150
I know, but you know
what I mean.

1380
01:35:35,190 --> 01:35:37,590
Get out there
in the field.

1381
01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:38,790
Well, have you ever asked?

1382
01:35:38,820 --> 01:35:40,060
Of course I have.

1383
01:35:40,090 --> 01:35:42,530
But every time an agent's
position has come up...

1384
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:45,360
Whiskey has voted
against me.

1385
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:47,300
No.
Yeah.

1386
01:35:47,330 --> 01:35:49,600
Wait, wait, wait.
Look, check it out.

1387
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:50,700
Email in from Poppy,

1388
01:35:50,740 --> 01:35:52,600
from a senior partner
at the firm.

1389
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:55,570
They're coordinates.

1390
01:35:59,180 --> 01:36:00,410
Cambodia?

1391
01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:03,950
You have any reconnaissance
drones down in Asia?

1392
01:36:03,980 --> 01:36:05,660
Sure do.
Sending them in right now.

1393
01:36:12,420 --> 01:36:14,000
The government today urged

1394
01:36:14,030 --> 01:36:15,190
Golden Circle victims...

1395
01:36:15,230 --> 01:36:17,160
to report to
the temporary field hospitals

1396
01:36:17,190 --> 01:36:20,060
now set up across the country.

1397
01:36:20,100 --> 01:36:21,910
The president's
handling of the crisis

1398
01:36:21,930 --> 01:36:24,700
has been commended
by other world leaders.

1399
01:36:24,740 --> 01:36:27,470
Damn. Politics has
never been so easy.

1400
01:36:27,510 --> 01:36:29,640
Oh, Jesus, Fox.

1401
01:36:29,670 --> 01:36:30,980
What?

1402
01:36:38,920 --> 01:36:40,290
Oh, God.

1403
01:36:45,020 --> 01:36:46,190
Like I said, sir...

1404
01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:48,930
this affects all people
from all backgrounds.

1405
01:36:48,960 --> 01:36:50,760
I'm disappointed, Fox.

1406
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:52,660
Disappointed and disgusted.

1407
01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:55,700
Mr. President,
I routinely work

1408
01:36:55,730 --> 01:36:58,170
a 20 hour day for you,
7 days a week.

1409
01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:01,340
Maybe some can do that
without chemical help.

1410
01:37:01,370 --> 01:37:04,510
Countless people
are going to die.

1411
01:37:04,540 --> 01:37:06,180
You can save them, sir.

1412
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,680
Innocent people like me.

1413
01:37:11,050 --> 01:37:12,950
Not that innocent.

1414
01:37:43,450 --> 01:37:44,580
He looks great.

1415
01:37:44,620 --> 01:37:45,650
Good.

1416
01:37:50,990 --> 01:37:52,360
Good news, gentlemen.

1417
01:37:52,390 --> 01:37:53,990
He'll be back on
his feet in no time.

1418
01:37:54,030 --> 01:37:55,990
I'm not certain
that's a good idea.

1419
01:37:56,030 --> 01:37:57,130
What do you mean?

1420
01:37:57,160 --> 01:37:59,200
I shot Agent Whiskey.
Deliberately.

1421
01:37:59,630 --> 01:38:00,730
What, why?

1422
01:38:00,770 --> 01:38:01,970
He was working against us.

1423
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:04,100
And until we find out why,
I say we trust no one.

1424
01:38:04,140 --> 01:38:06,270
Merlin, Harry's sick.

1425
01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:08,170
This whole thing
is my fault.

1426
01:38:08,210 --> 01:38:09,710
I thought he was ready.

1427
01:38:15,010 --> 01:38:17,580
I'm sorry,
I've got to take this.

1428
01:38:17,620 --> 01:38:19,020
Listen to me.

1429
01:38:19,050 --> 01:38:20,650
This is not about
my mental health.

1430
01:38:20,690 --> 01:38:23,290
If there's a chance there's
a double agent in our midst...

1431
01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:27,990
or worse, if Statesman itself
has a dark agenda...

1432
01:38:28,030 --> 01:38:29,690
we have to safeguard
this mission.

1433
01:38:29,730 --> 01:38:33,660
We both know the president
wants these victims dead.

1434
01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:35,070
Hey, baby.

1435
01:38:37,030 --> 01:38:38,270
Hey.

1436
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:41,540
Fuck.

1437
01:38:41,570 --> 01:38:44,380
Look, Harry, I trust you.
I always have.

1438
01:38:44,410 --> 01:38:49,010
But it's about this situation.
We need Statesman's resources.

1439
01:38:49,050 --> 01:38:51,110
And I need to know
that you are fit for work.

1440
01:38:51,150 --> 01:38:52,880
Babe, why didn't
you call me?

1441
01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:54,420
Are you the banana man?

1442
01:38:54,450 --> 01:38:55,950
Listen, we're on
the verge of finding

1443
01:38:55,990 --> 01:38:57,590
an antidote.
It's gonna be all right.

1444
01:38:57,620 --> 01:38:58,490
Now, look left for me.

1445
01:38:58,520 --> 01:38:59,800
There's nothing wrong
with my brain.

1446
01:38:59,820 --> 01:39:01,290
Look right.

1447
01:39:01,330 --> 01:39:02,590
Can you remember
the headline

1448
01:39:02,630 --> 01:39:04,370
when you uncovered
that spy ring in the Pentagon?

1449
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,530
The football.
England beat Germany, 5-1.

1450
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:08,070
Thatcher's
assassination attempt.

1451
01:39:08,100 --> 01:39:09,170
Charles and Di's wedding.

1452
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:10,770
Hey, Bjorn Borg.

1453
01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:23,020
Babe, if you can hear me,

1454
01:39:23,050 --> 01:39:25,320
I want you to know
that I love you.

1455
01:39:25,350 --> 01:39:27,390
And if we get through this,
and you'll have me back...

1456
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:30,260
I wanna be with you.
No matter what.

1457
01:39:30,290 --> 01:39:31,370
I promise
I won't let you down.

1458
01:39:31,390 --> 01:39:32,990
It's all gonna be all right.

1459
01:39:33,020 --> 01:39:34,430
My favorite singer.

1460
01:39:34,460 --> 01:39:36,690
I don't bloody know.
How would I know that?

1461
01:39:36,730 --> 01:39:39,030
It's John Denver.
Merlin!

1462
01:39:39,060 --> 01:39:41,070
Have you got eyes
on that location yet?

1463
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,170
Soon. The reconnaissance
drone's about an hour away.

1464
01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:44,340
Which gives us time
to sort out...

1465
01:39:44,370 --> 01:39:46,070
Bollocks, we haven't
time for anything.

1466
01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:48,410
I'm leaving now.
With or without you.

1467
01:40:06,390 --> 01:40:08,330
Hello!

1468
01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:09,730
Identify yourself.

1469
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:14,300
My name is Stacey Prewitt.
I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.

1470
01:40:14,330 --> 01:40:16,400
Poppy, you expecting
a lawyer tonight?

1471
01:40:16,430 --> 01:40:18,470
Oh, yes. Please send him in.

1472
01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:21,610
But don't forget to
reactivate the landmines.

1473
01:40:26,940 --> 01:40:28,480
Good evening, Ms. Adams.

1474
01:40:28,510 --> 01:40:33,780
My lawyer is bringing you
the document right now.

1475
01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:35,290
Hurry up.

1476
01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:36,420
And once you countersign,

1477
01:40:36,450 --> 01:40:37,790
it becomes
an executive decree...

1478
01:40:37,820 --> 01:40:38,920
and you can't back out,

1479
01:40:38,960 --> 01:40:40,260
and then I release
the antidote.

1480
01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:41,630
Can you give me any assurance

1481
01:40:41,660 --> 01:40:43,430
you can get it
out there in time?

1482
01:40:43,460 --> 01:40:44,540
And where's it
gonna come from?

1483
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:45,900
How long it'll take
to distribute?

1484
01:40:45,930 --> 01:40:48,530
I wouldn't worry about that.
I have secure stockpiles...

1485
01:40:48,570 --> 01:40:51,600
hidden in every
major city worldwide.

1486
01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:54,040
And when I enter
the access code...

1487
01:40:54,070 --> 01:40:55,470
my fleet of drones

1488
01:40:55,510 --> 01:40:58,380
will distribute
the antidote immediately.

1489
01:40:58,410 --> 01:41:00,910
So don't dilly-dally
signin' that document

1490
01:41:00,950 --> 01:41:02,710
'cause time is running out.

1491
01:41:05,550 --> 01:41:06,890
You dumb bitch!

1492
01:41:16,860 --> 01:41:17,900
You all right?

1493
01:41:19,970 --> 01:41:22,000
What was that
phone call you got?

1494
01:41:22,030 --> 01:41:24,300
Let's not, Harry.

1495
01:41:24,340 --> 01:41:25,640
I don't think
you'd sympathize...

1496
01:41:25,670 --> 01:41:27,840
and I'm not really in
the mood for a lecture.

1497
01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:32,880
All right.

1498
01:41:35,750 --> 01:41:38,680
How about a martini?
For old times' sake?

1499
01:41:40,780 --> 01:41:41,820
Yeah, all right.

1500
01:41:54,970 --> 01:41:56,940
I had a girlfriend.

1501
01:41:59,570 --> 01:42:00,670
I lost her.

1502
01:42:01,670 --> 01:42:03,240
And it broke me.

1503
01:42:05,210 --> 01:42:07,650
And now,
if this mission fails...

1504
01:42:09,080 --> 01:42:10,410
she's gonna die.

1505
01:42:12,420 --> 01:42:14,720
I know it's against
Kingsman rules,

1506
01:42:14,750 --> 01:42:16,790
having a relationship.

1507
01:42:20,790 --> 01:42:22,590
When I was shot...

1508
01:42:22,630 --> 01:42:24,200
can you guess
what the last thing was

1509
01:42:24,230 --> 01:42:25,700
that flashed through my mind?

1510
01:42:28,170 --> 01:42:31,870
It was absolutely nothing.

1511
01:42:34,140 --> 01:42:35,840
I had no ties.

1512
01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:39,510
No bittersweet memories.

1513
01:42:39,540 --> 01:42:41,610
I was leaving nothing behind.

1514
01:42:43,580 --> 01:42:45,850
Never experienced
companionship...

1515
01:42:46,850 --> 01:42:48,390
never been in love...

1516
01:42:49,490 --> 01:42:51,420
and in that moment...

1517
01:42:51,460 --> 01:42:55,160
all I felt was loneliness...

1518
01:42:55,190 --> 01:42:56,430
and regret.

1519
01:42:58,060 --> 01:42:59,600
I'm sorry.

1520
01:42:59,630 --> 01:43:00,670
Don't be.

1521
01:43:02,870 --> 01:43:05,400
Just know that
having something to lose...

1522
01:43:07,470 --> 01:43:09,910
is what makes life
worth living.

1523
01:43:10,770 --> 01:43:12,880
Now, let's go
and save your girl.

1524
01:43:14,210 --> 01:43:15,910
I missed you, Harry.

1525
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:22,520
Gentlemen.

1526
01:43:22,550 --> 01:43:24,460
I hate to break up a party.

1527
01:43:24,490 --> 01:43:27,630
We're nearly there,
so I suggest we get ready.

1528
01:43:28,930 --> 01:43:29,960
Follow me.

1529
01:43:39,740 --> 01:43:41,840
Oh, yes.

1530
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:52,920
Hello, gorgeous.

1531
01:43:52,950 --> 01:43:54,090
I'm Jack. What's your name?

1532
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:56,420
How would you like to ride
home on a real cowboy?

1533
01:43:56,450 --> 01:43:58,020
I got a six pack
of cold ones on ice

1534
01:43:58,060 --> 01:43:59,220
and my roomie's
out all night.

1535
01:43:59,260 --> 01:44:02,490
So you can scream my name
as loud as you need to, sugar.

1536
01:44:02,530 --> 01:44:05,300
I hate to do this
to you, Jack.

1537
01:44:05,330 --> 01:44:06,430
Who's this pretty lady?

1538
01:44:06,460 --> 01:44:07,870
She's dead.

1539
01:44:07,900 --> 01:44:10,500
Cops said wrong place,
wrong time.

1540
01:44:10,530 --> 01:44:12,670
Hey, honey. I'm heading
to the grocery store.

1541
01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:19,010
My name is Poppy Adams.

1542
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:36,990
Ginger.

1543
01:44:37,030 --> 01:44:40,470
Goddamn butterfly guy shot me
in the fucking head.

1544
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:41,970
Why would he do that?

1545
01:44:44,570 --> 01:44:46,970
Well, I'm guessing
you didn't fix him right.

1546
01:44:47,010 --> 01:44:48,610
And where the hell is he?

1547
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:52,340
He's on his way to Cambodia
with Eggsy and Merlin.

1548
01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:54,410
That's where Poppy's base is.

1549
01:44:54,450 --> 01:44:56,150
Eggsy's gonna need backup.

1550
01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:57,410
Yes, he is.

1551
01:44:57,450 --> 01:44:58,880
Get the Silver Pony
on the runway

1552
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,120
and ready to take off.

1553
01:45:10,860 --> 01:45:12,160
Hey, hey.

1554
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:14,770
Looking good, Merlin.

1555
01:45:15,430 --> 01:45:17,300
Feeling good, Eggsy.

1556
01:45:20,340 --> 01:45:22,610
Right. This is yours.

1557
01:45:24,010 --> 01:45:25,140
That's for you.

1558
01:45:37,960 --> 01:45:39,660
Press the "S".

1559
01:45:40,420 --> 01:45:41,990
Minesweeper.

1560
01:45:42,030 --> 01:45:43,990
Courtesy of Statesman.

1561
01:45:44,030 --> 01:45:46,260
- And what about these?
- Careful.

1562
01:45:46,300 --> 01:45:47,770
Those are hand grenades.

1563
01:45:50,030 --> 01:45:52,000
As discussed...

1564
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:53,200
this is for the endgame.

1565
01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:55,640
I'm entrusting it to you.

1566
01:46:02,310 --> 01:46:04,780
And I'm entrusting this...

1567
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:08,790
to me.

1568
01:46:31,180 --> 01:46:35,010
Millions of
Golden Circle victims worldwide...

1569
01:46:35,050 --> 01:46:37,850
are now entering
stage three paralysis.

1570
01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:41,590
In his latest statement...

1571
01:46:41,620 --> 01:46:43,190
the president promised
he was doing

1572
01:46:43,220 --> 01:46:44,590
everything in his power...

1573
01:46:44,620 --> 01:46:47,760
to speed up negotiations
and save lives.

1574
01:46:47,790 --> 01:46:49,460
But fears are growing
that for many,

1575
01:46:49,490 --> 01:46:51,260
it may soon be too late.

1576
01:46:51,300 --> 01:46:54,470
Our thoughts and prayers
are with the victims.

1577
01:46:54,500 --> 01:46:55,770
God help us all.

1578
01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:40,990
Right.
This is where we split up.

1579
01:47:41,010 --> 01:47:42,410
Pincer movement.

1580
01:47:42,450 --> 01:47:43,780
Merlin, you're with me.

1581
01:47:43,810 --> 01:47:46,020
Eggsy, you signal
when we're in position.

1582
01:47:54,230 --> 01:47:56,290
Don't move.

1583
01:47:57,330 --> 01:48:00,030
You move, we die.

1584
01:48:08,470 --> 01:48:10,640
Luckily, I have this.

1585
01:48:18,980 --> 01:48:22,750
This spray will freeze
the trigger mechanism...

1586
01:48:22,790 --> 01:48:25,860
give us a split second.

1587
01:48:26,660 --> 01:48:29,160
So on the count of three...

1588
01:48:29,190 --> 01:48:30,460
what I want you to...

1589
01:48:30,490 --> 01:48:31,730
Merlin!

1590
01:48:47,510 --> 01:48:49,580
Merlin, what the fuck
have you done?

1591
01:48:49,610 --> 01:48:53,180
Our journey together
began many years ago...

1592
01:48:53,220 --> 01:48:55,850
when your father
did the same thing for us.

1593
01:48:55,890 --> 01:48:58,590
Our journey began
with a mistake I made.

1594
01:48:58,620 --> 01:49:00,690
Give me the can.
That's an order.

1595
01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:02,230
Can's empty.

1596
01:49:02,890 --> 01:49:04,660
Split second's over.

1597
01:49:04,700 --> 01:49:06,330
You two need to get going.

1598
01:49:06,360 --> 01:49:08,070
No, no, no.
There's got to be another way.

1599
01:49:08,100 --> 01:49:09,100
He's right.

1600
01:49:09,130 --> 01:49:10,640
Mission comes first.

1601
01:49:10,670 --> 01:49:12,000
Bollocks,
mission comes first!

1602
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:13,100
Eggsy!

1603
01:49:13,140 --> 01:49:15,770
This is no time for emotion.
Remember your training.

1604
01:49:15,810 --> 01:49:17,240
Or we all die.

1605
01:49:19,540 --> 01:49:21,350
Now get on with it.

1606
01:49:21,380 --> 01:49:23,880
Do as you're told.
Move it!

1607
01:49:31,320 --> 01:49:32,320
Go.

1608
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:42,400
It's been an honor.

1609
01:49:44,670 --> 01:49:45,870
Good luck.

1610
01:50:10,590 --> 01:50:12,800
♪ Almost heaven ♪

1611
01:50:14,560 --> 01:50:15,970
♪ West Virginia ♪

1612
01:50:17,870 --> 01:50:19,600
♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪

1613
01:50:19,640 --> 01:50:22,510
♪ Shenandoah River ♪

1614
01:50:23,610 --> 01:50:25,440
- Poppy, come in.
- Roger.

1615
01:50:25,480 --> 01:50:26,540
♪ Life is old there ♪

1616
01:50:26,580 --> 01:50:27,720
Are you expecting
another lawyer?

1617
01:50:27,740 --> 01:50:28,980
♪ Older than the trees ♪

1618
01:50:29,010 --> 01:50:30,610
There's
a guy here singing.

1619
01:50:30,650 --> 01:50:32,350
♪ Younger than the mountains ♪

1620
01:50:32,380 --> 01:50:33,680
Singing?

1621
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:35,290
♪ Blowin' like a breeze ♪

1622
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:38,160
♪ Country roads ♪

1623
01:50:38,190 --> 01:50:40,690
♪ Take me home ♪

1624
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:42,930
♪ To the place ♪

1625
01:50:43,730 --> 01:50:44,830
♪ I belong ♪

1626
01:50:44,860 --> 01:50:46,700
Bring him to me.

1627
01:50:46,730 --> 01:50:49,500
♪ West Virginia ♪

1628
01:50:49,530 --> 01:50:52,240
♪ Mountain momma ♪

1629
01:50:52,270 --> 01:50:54,910
♪ Take me home ♪

1630
01:50:54,940 --> 01:50:57,140
♪ Country road ♪

1631
01:50:58,740 --> 01:51:00,740
Poppy,
we got a situation here.

1632
01:51:00,780 --> 01:51:03,210
♪ Country roads ♪

1633
01:51:03,250 --> 01:51:05,620
♪ Take me home ♪

1634
01:51:05,650 --> 01:51:10,660
♪ To the place I belong ♪

1635
01:51:10,690 --> 01:51:12,820
♪ West Virginia ♪

1636
01:51:14,430 --> 01:51:16,330
♪ Mountain momma ♪

1637
01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:18,760
♪ Take me home ♪

1638
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:25,870
♪ Country roads ♪

1639
01:51:38,410 --> 01:51:39,650
Ooh.

1640
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:41,950
He stepped on a land mine.

1641
01:51:41,990 --> 01:51:44,390
Can we get somebody out there
to clean that up?

1642
01:51:46,290 --> 01:51:47,660
Hello?

1643
01:52:03,980 --> 01:52:05,910
Crap. We're under attack.

1644
01:52:05,940 --> 01:52:07,910
Code five. Code five.

1645
01:52:07,940 --> 01:52:08,960
You two,
off your fuckin' asses.

1646
01:52:08,980 --> 01:52:11,210
Guard the door.

1647
01:52:11,250 --> 01:52:13,650
Sir Elton, stay here.
We're under attack.

1648
01:52:16,250 --> 01:52:18,490
Is it a rescue attempt?
Might be.

1649
01:52:19,490 --> 01:52:20,590
Yes!

1650
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:24,530
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪

1651
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:26,200
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪

1652
01:52:26,230 --> 01:52:28,670
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪

1653
01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:30,670
♪ Wednesday night's
all right ♪

1654
01:52:30,700 --> 01:52:31,800
♪ Hey ♪

1655
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:33,110
Isn't that supposed
to be Saturday?

1656
01:52:33,140 --> 01:52:35,210
What day is it today?
Wednesday.

1657
01:52:35,240 --> 01:52:36,410
Exactly!

1658
01:53:17,150 --> 01:53:19,380
Elton, just calm down.
Fuck you!

1659
01:53:31,160 --> 01:53:32,460
Stay there, Elton.

1660
01:53:32,500 --> 01:53:33,600
Fuck off!

1661
01:53:33,630 --> 01:53:35,630
Or I'll fuck you up.

1662
01:54:10,530 --> 01:54:11,540
Fuck me.

1663
01:55:10,990 --> 01:55:13,330
Holy cow.
Get this out of here. Go!

1664
01:55:15,160 --> 01:55:16,370
Eggsy, get the case.

1665
01:55:21,200 --> 01:55:22,870
You are going to tell me...

1666
01:55:22,910 --> 01:55:24,440
what the access code is.

1667
01:56:55,030 --> 01:56:57,470
Come on, Jet. Good girl.

1668
01:57:03,040 --> 01:57:04,410
Motherfucker!

1669
01:57:36,870 --> 01:57:39,140
Get out of the way, Elton.

1670
01:57:39,180 --> 01:57:41,450
Stay down.
It's not allowed to hurt me.

1671
01:57:41,480 --> 01:57:42,480
Thank you.

1672
01:58:20,780 --> 01:58:21,950
Fuck you, Poppy!

1673
01:58:22,690 --> 01:58:23,990
Fuck you, Poppy!

1674
01:58:24,650 --> 01:58:26,660
Fuck you, Elton.

1675
01:58:28,060 --> 01:58:30,730
Kill Elton John.

1676
01:58:33,860 --> 01:58:34,930
Fuck!

1677
01:58:37,130 --> 01:58:38,840
Elton, take the ball.

1678
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:49,450
Thank you.

1679
01:58:49,480 --> 01:58:51,880
Now, go off
and save the world.

1680
01:58:51,910 --> 01:58:53,720
If I save the world,
can I have two tickets

1681
01:58:53,750 --> 01:58:54,920
to your next concert?

1682
01:58:54,950 --> 01:58:56,920
Darling,
if you save the world,

1683
01:58:56,950 --> 01:58:58,760
you can have a backstage pass.

1684
01:59:07,030 --> 01:59:08,770
Fuck you.

1685
01:59:11,770 --> 01:59:13,070
Time's up.

1686
01:59:13,100 --> 01:59:14,370
Fuck!

1687
01:59:19,980 --> 01:59:21,180
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!

1688
01:59:21,580 --> 01:59:22,610
Get them!

1689
01:59:22,650 --> 01:59:23,710
Got it.

1690
01:59:24,850 --> 01:59:26,220
Kill him, Bennie!

1691
01:59:26,250 --> 01:59:28,550
Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!

1692
01:59:28,590 --> 01:59:29,620
Come on!

1693
01:59:36,060 --> 01:59:37,290
Give me the code.

1694
01:59:37,330 --> 01:59:39,060
No. We're not done yet.

1695
01:59:45,140 --> 01:59:46,400
Lucky for you, Charlie...

1696
01:59:46,440 --> 01:59:47,500
one of us understands

1697
01:59:47,540 --> 01:59:49,040
what it means
to be a gentleman.

1698
01:59:54,580 --> 01:59:56,050
Let's make this fair.

1699
02:00:42,790 --> 02:00:44,060
Give me the code!

1700
02:00:44,090 --> 02:00:46,030
I can't.

1701
02:00:46,060 --> 02:00:47,830
Only Poppy knows it.

1702
02:00:47,860 --> 02:00:49,670
Well, then you're no use
to me, are you?

1703
02:00:50,330 --> 02:00:51,470
For the record, Charlie...

1704
02:00:51,500 --> 02:00:54,840
I'm more of a gentleman
than you'll ever be.

1705
02:00:54,870 --> 02:00:57,440
But right now, it's time
to drop the gentle bit.

1706
02:00:58,610 --> 02:01:00,080
This is for Kingsman.

1707
02:01:01,080 --> 02:01:02,680
For my mate Brandon.

1708
02:01:03,410 --> 02:01:05,250
For Roxy.

1709
02:01:05,280 --> 02:01:06,820
For JB.

1710
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:10,690
And for Merlin.

1711
02:01:12,260 --> 02:01:13,960
Good night, bruv.

1712
02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:42,550
Hey, fellas.

1713
02:01:42,590 --> 02:01:44,150
You're going to
give us the code.

1714
02:01:44,190 --> 02:01:46,090
Mmm.

1715
02:01:46,120 --> 02:01:47,390
Or what?

1716
02:01:47,430 --> 02:01:49,630
'Cause you don't seem like
the kind of gentleman

1717
02:01:49,660 --> 02:01:52,160
who would hurt a lady.

1718
02:01:55,000 --> 02:01:57,800
Perhaps not.
Call me old-fashioned...

1719
02:01:57,830 --> 02:02:00,240
I don't consider genocide
especially ladylike.

1720
02:02:00,270 --> 02:02:03,010
Right. Enough small talk.

1721
02:02:05,270 --> 02:02:06,380
Give us the code.

1722
02:02:06,410 --> 02:02:07,680
Sure.

1723
02:02:07,710 --> 02:02:10,010
No. I don't think so.

1724
02:02:10,780 --> 02:02:11,820
Ooh!

1725
02:02:14,220 --> 02:02:15,490
Ow!

1726
02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:21,660
Heroin.

1727
02:02:21,690 --> 02:02:23,060
You know, where I come from...

1728
02:02:23,090 --> 02:02:25,250
this shit you've been peddling's
ruined a lot of lives.

1729
02:02:26,330 --> 02:02:28,470
But yours is even more deadly.

1730
02:02:28,500 --> 02:02:30,570
But it feels so nice,
it's gonna make you

1731
02:02:30,600 --> 02:02:32,400
lower your guard.
Mmm.

1732
02:02:32,440 --> 02:02:35,940
Our colleague, Merlin,
may he rest in peace...

1733
02:02:35,970 --> 02:02:38,470
managed to synthesize your
horrible little formula...

1734
02:02:38,510 --> 02:02:39,810
and speed up its effects.

1735
02:02:39,840 --> 02:02:42,850
So I would say you have
just under eight minutes...

1736
02:02:42,880 --> 02:02:45,680
before paralysis sets in
and your breathing stops.

1737
02:02:45,720 --> 02:02:48,420
But, of course,
you know all about that.

1738
02:02:48,450 --> 02:02:51,450
So here's the deal.
You release the antidote worldwide,

1739
02:02:51,490 --> 02:02:53,290
and we make sure
you get a dose.

1740
02:02:53,320 --> 02:02:55,420
I have to give you
the code to live?

1741
02:02:55,460 --> 02:02:58,700
Honey, you're so smart.
You should work for me.

1742
02:02:58,730 --> 02:03:01,300
Right. Give us the code.

1743
02:03:01,330 --> 02:03:05,300
Why not? The decree's getting
signed soon...

1744
02:03:05,340 --> 02:03:07,000
anyhoo. Um...

1745
02:03:07,640 --> 02:03:10,010
It's "Viva las vegan."

1746
02:03:11,110 --> 02:03:12,210
Get it?

1747
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:15,350
"Viva las..."

1748
02:03:15,380 --> 02:03:16,750
Mmm.

1749
02:03:17,750 --> 02:03:19,820
Come snuggle with me.

1750
02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:22,690
I like you.

1751
02:03:24,690 --> 02:03:26,890
I don't think
that's terribly likely.

1752
02:03:49,210 --> 02:03:50,350
She's OD'd.

1753
02:03:50,380 --> 02:03:51,850
You gave her too much.

1754
02:03:51,880 --> 02:03:53,420
Did I?

1755
02:03:53,450 --> 02:03:56,060
You know, I really don't have as much
experience with all this drug stuff...

1756
02:03:56,090 --> 02:03:57,090
as people think.

1757
02:03:57,750 --> 02:03:59,090
Better be the right code.

1758
02:04:02,930 --> 02:04:06,400
"Viva las..."

1759
02:04:06,430 --> 02:04:07,730
So?

1760
02:04:11,300 --> 02:04:12,640
Don't move, kid.

1761
02:04:12,670 --> 02:04:13,870
You try anything funny,

1762
02:04:13,900 --> 02:04:15,220
and I'll turn
this thing electric.

1763
02:04:16,710 --> 02:04:19,340
Now give up your guns,
fellas. Slide 'em over.

1764
02:04:25,050 --> 02:04:25,950
Whiskey.

1765
02:04:25,980 --> 02:04:27,850
We are all
on the same side here.

1766
02:04:27,890 --> 02:04:28,990
You've had a head injury.

1767
02:04:29,020 --> 02:04:30,790
The exact same thing
happened to Harry.

1768
02:04:30,820 --> 02:04:33,290
You're havin'
some sort of brain glitch.

1769
02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:36,190
Nope. My brain's
all good, kid.

1770
02:04:36,730 --> 02:04:38,160
And you know what?

1771
02:04:38,190 --> 02:04:41,970
I reckon the same was true for your friend
Harry over here.

1772
02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:45,000
Real fine instincts,
I'll give him that.

1773
02:04:45,030 --> 02:04:46,440
So stay still...

1774
02:04:46,470 --> 02:04:47,580
or I'll dice him up so small,

1775
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:48,710
you can take him
home in a bucket...

1776
02:04:48,740 --> 02:04:50,110
and still have room
for what's left

1777
02:04:50,140 --> 02:04:51,680
of your buddy, Merlin.

1778
02:04:52,710 --> 02:04:54,380
Well, that's just
fucking great.

1779
02:04:54,410 --> 02:04:55,980
You're working
for the president?

1780
02:04:56,010 --> 02:04:57,250
That asshole?

1781
02:04:58,380 --> 02:05:02,520
Hell no. It's a matter
of personal principle, agent.

1782
02:05:02,550 --> 02:05:05,050
No more drug users.

1783
02:05:05,090 --> 02:05:08,160
And the Statesman
share price rockets.

1784
02:05:09,630 --> 02:05:12,930
So those are your principles?
Making money?

1785
02:05:12,960 --> 02:05:15,270
Our agencies were
founded to uphold peace.

1786
02:05:15,300 --> 02:05:16,500
To protect the innocent.

1787
02:05:16,530 --> 02:05:18,600
Do you wanna know
who was innocent?

1788
02:05:18,640 --> 02:05:21,640
My high school sweetheart.

1789
02:05:22,110 --> 02:05:23,940
Love of my life.

1790
02:05:23,970 --> 02:05:25,880
Pregnant with my little boy.

1791
02:05:26,780 --> 02:05:28,750
He'd be about your age now...

1792
02:05:28,780 --> 02:05:30,750
if his mama hadn't got caught
in the crossfire...

1793
02:05:30,780 --> 02:05:31,880
when two meth head freaks

1794
02:05:31,910 --> 02:05:34,950
decided to rob
a fucking convenience store.

1795
02:05:37,490 --> 02:05:40,660
A world without
those people in it...

1796
02:05:40,690 --> 02:05:43,160
sure smells like peace to me.

1797
02:05:43,930 --> 02:05:46,100
You break the law...

1798
02:05:46,130 --> 02:05:48,000
you pay the price.

1799
02:05:48,660 --> 02:05:50,700
Good riddance...

1800
02:05:50,730 --> 02:05:53,000
to all of them.

1801
02:05:57,740 --> 02:06:01,010
That's why I got
to destroy that case.

1802
02:06:01,040 --> 02:06:04,750
Now slide it over,
Agent Galahad.

1803
02:06:09,620 --> 02:06:11,220
Thank you.

1804
02:06:11,250 --> 02:06:13,220
Do you know what, Harry?

1805
02:06:13,260 --> 02:06:14,320
I think he's got a point.

1806
02:06:16,960 --> 02:06:20,260
I think it sounds
like a bright idea.

1807
02:08:37,000 --> 02:08:41,070
Put alpha gel on that,
dickhead.

1808
02:08:50,980 --> 02:08:52,580
"Viva las vegan."

1809
02:08:54,780 --> 02:08:56,100
This one's for you, Merlin.

1810
02:09:10,700 --> 02:09:11,810
It's a day
of worldwide celebration

1811
02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:14,240
as millions rejoice...

1812
02:09:14,270 --> 02:09:17,640
after they or their loved ones
were saved from death.

1813
02:09:29,550 --> 02:09:32,230
Distribution of The
Golden Circle antidote continues...

1814
02:09:32,260 --> 02:09:34,160
and field hospitals
are emptying...

1815
02:09:34,190 --> 02:09:37,530
as victims return
to their homes tonight, cured.

1816
02:09:58,780 --> 02:10:01,020
Come on, Liam. Man, come on.

1817
02:10:01,050 --> 02:10:03,520
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1818
02:10:09,130 --> 02:10:10,760
I love you, man!
I love you!

1819
02:10:10,790 --> 02:10:13,030
I'm never touching
that shit again!

1820
02:10:16,330 --> 02:10:17,330
What happened?

1821
02:10:18,870 --> 02:10:21,100
Did I miss something?
You sure did.

1822
02:10:21,140 --> 02:10:25,240
From now on, Tequila,
I suggest you stick to booze.

1823
02:10:27,880 --> 02:10:29,450
The president
actively sanctioned

1824
02:10:29,480 --> 02:10:32,720
the deaths of hundreds
of millions of people...

1825
02:10:33,580 --> 02:10:36,090
and lied to the public.

1826
02:10:36,120 --> 02:10:39,290
I am proud to be responsible
for his impeachment...

1827
02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:41,120
and I will do everything I can

1828
02:10:41,160 --> 02:10:43,630
to ensure a smooth
transition of power.

1829
02:10:44,630 --> 02:10:47,500
In honor
of this historic occasion,

1830
02:10:47,530 --> 02:10:48,970
we have purchased...

1831
02:10:50,000 --> 02:10:52,340
a distillery in Scotland.

1832
02:10:53,470 --> 02:10:54,640
This shows the world...

1833
02:10:54,670 --> 02:10:59,540
that Kingsman is now
joining the liquor business.

1834
02:11:00,180 --> 02:11:02,510
Before we were cousins.

1835
02:11:02,550 --> 02:11:06,950
Now we're brothers,
working side-by-side.

1836
02:11:06,980 --> 02:11:10,120
All our resources
are now yours.

1837
02:11:10,150 --> 02:11:12,390
You can rebuild.

1838
02:11:12,420 --> 02:11:14,360
Yeah, y'all shittin'
in high cotton now.

1839
02:11:15,560 --> 02:11:17,930
Agent Tequila,
this is a formal occasion...

1840
02:11:17,960 --> 02:11:19,760
where's your tie and jacket?

1841
02:11:19,800 --> 02:11:20,930
Sorry, sir.

1842
02:11:20,960 --> 02:11:24,700
Maybe the Kingsman boys
can dress you properly.

1843
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:27,370
To our union!

1844
02:11:28,440 --> 02:11:29,440
To our union!

1845
02:11:33,280 --> 02:11:35,280
Final order of business...

1846
02:11:36,080 --> 02:11:37,510
we would be honored

1847
02:11:37,550 --> 02:11:41,080
if one of you would be
our new Agent Whiskey.

1848
02:11:41,120 --> 02:11:45,990
Yeah, this two Galahad thing
is just fucking confusing.

1849
02:11:47,190 --> 02:11:48,630
Well, I'm very honored...

1850
02:11:50,930 --> 02:11:52,130
Champ...

1851
02:11:53,930 --> 02:11:56,130
I'd like to throw
my hat in the ring.

1852
02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:01,470
All right!

1853
02:12:02,710 --> 02:12:04,040
Statesmen, the vote.

1854
02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:09,010
Looks like she's in.

1855
02:12:09,050 --> 02:12:10,350
Have a seat.

1856
02:12:14,880 --> 02:12:16,650
To Agent Whiskey!

1857
02:12:16,690 --> 02:12:17,820
Agent Whiskey!

1858
02:12:25,430 --> 02:12:26,500
Cheers!

1859
02:12:31,330 --> 02:12:33,740
Are you sure
I don't look like a dick?

1860
02:12:36,640 --> 02:12:37,710
Look in the mirror.

1861
02:12:43,750 --> 02:12:45,110
What do you see?

1862
02:12:45,150 --> 02:12:48,650
Someone who can't believe
what the fuck is going on.

1863
02:12:49,950 --> 02:12:51,690
I see a man
who is honorable...

1864
02:12:53,890 --> 02:12:55,160
brave...

1865
02:12:55,860 --> 02:12:57,530
loyal...

1866
02:12:57,560 --> 02:12:59,830
who's fulfilled
his huge potential.

1867
02:13:01,500 --> 02:13:03,870
A man who's done
something good with his life.

1868
02:13:05,170 --> 02:13:07,400
I owe you everything, Harry.

1869
02:13:08,670 --> 02:13:10,070
Thank you.

1870
02:13:10,110 --> 02:13:11,410
Don't mention it.

1871
02:13:12,680 --> 02:13:13,680
You ready?

1872
02:13:16,650 --> 02:13:18,580
Not a doubt in my mind.

1873
02:14:10,270 --> 02:14:13,170
As one of our
founding Kingsman once said...

1874
02:14:13,200 --> 02:14:15,170
this is not the end.

1875
02:14:15,200 --> 02:14:18,340
It is not even the beginning
of the end.

1876
02:14:18,370 --> 02:14:22,850
But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning.

1877
02:14:23,610 --> 02:14:24,880
Yeah!