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- FACADE STAGEPLAY
- Tue Mar 01 04 28 01 2011
- TRIP
- Where are the new wine glasses?
- GRACE
- What for?
- TRIP
- That should be obvious!
- GRACE
- Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
- ADAM
- Where's the hookers?
- TRIP
- Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
- (ADAM knocks on the front door.)
- (ADAM knocks on the front door.)
- TRIP
- Uhp, he's here!
- GRACE
- What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
- TRIP
- No, he's supposed to be here now!
- ADAM
- HEY
- GRACE
- God... Trip!
- ADAM
- OPE THE DOOR
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- (ADAM knocks on the front door.)
- TRIP
- Adam!!
- TRIP
- Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Uh...
- (ADAM hugs trip.)
- TRIP
- Well come on in...
- TRIP
- Uh, let me go get Grace... -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- Where's the hookers?
- TRIP
- W -- w - what... n - no, uh, just stay here...
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- (ADAM knocks on the front door.)
- (ADAM closes the front door.)
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- (ADAM points to the wedding gown sketch.)
- (ADAM points to the wedding gown sketch 4.)
- (ADAM points to the wedding gown sketch 4.)
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- (ADAM points to the wedding gown post its.)
- (ADAM points to the wedding gown post its.)
- (ADAM uses the answering machine.)
- ANSWERING MACHINE
- No new messages
- (ADAM picks up the phone.)
- (ADAM puts down the phone.)
- (ADAM picks up the phone.)
- GRACE
- Adam,
- GRACE
- Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
- ADAM
- Ohai
- GRACE
- Uh...
- GRACE
- So, come in, make yourself at home...
- ADAM
- Phone rang.
- ADAM
- Take your phone
- GRACE
- Adam, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- ANSWER THE PHONE
- GRACE
- Oh, well, we've -- we've missed you.
- TRIP
- Hey, I just realized something.
- GRACE
- What...
- ADAM
- THE PHONE IS RINGING
- TRIP
- Uh -- well, tonight is special!
- TRIP
- Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
- TRIP
- Senior year of college!
- GRACE
- Oh... geez...
- TRIP
- Remember that?
- ADAM
- Oh yeah, So where's the strippers?
- TRIP
- We really want to thank you for years and years of...
- GRACE
- Pain.
- TRIP
- Heh heh heh... Agony.
- GRACE
- Love.
- TRIP
- Uh, yeah, love, yeah, love.
- (Trip shakes the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- Why not?
- TRIP
- Hmm! -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- NIGGER ANSWER THE PHONE
- TRIP
- (nervous coughing)
- GRACE
- uh...!
- TRIP
- god, I don't, um...
- GRACE
- uuh...!
- GRACE
- ha ha...
- TRIP
- what...
- GRACE
- ha ha ha ha!!
- ADAM
- What's wrong with you people?
- TRIP
- ha ha...
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha ha!
- TRIP
- Ha ha ha, heh, Adam,
- GRACE
- heh heh heh...
- TRIP
- heh, you had me going there for a sec...
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha...
- TRIP
- You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
- ADAM
- So where's my whisky?
- TRIP
- mess with us ...
- TRIP
- heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha...
- ADAM
- I want a drink.
- TRIP
- (big sigh)
- TRIP
- Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
- TRIP
- Adam, -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- DRINK ME
- TRIP
- Uh -- well, we should drink.
- TRIP
- So, what's your poison?
- TRIP
- Let's have something fun,
- ADAM
- Whisky.
- TRIP
- like sangria?
- TRIP
- Uh, well, I'm just going to make us all some nice sangria.
- GRACE
- No no,
- GRACE
- Adam, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
- ADAM
- No, I want whisky...
- TRIP
- Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here.
- TRIP
- (quiet humming)
- GRACE
- (little sigh) Trip has always been partial to winning his friends over by way of the -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- No... whisky....
- TRIP
- What? N - no, no, no, drinks coming right up!
- TRIP
- Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you like to -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- I want whisky.
- TRIP
- Well, I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.
- ADAM
- Give me whisky.
- TRIP
- um...
- GRACE
- As for my drink...
- GRACE
- Um, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please.
- (ADAM puts down the phone.)
- (ADAM picks up the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- Ah, Chardonnay, certainly.
- (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
- (ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
- GRACE
- Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along...
- (The advice ball reads, "Yes")
- (ADAM puts down the advice ball.)
- GRACE
- So, Adam, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
- ADAM
- What are you doing?
- GRACE
- Oh, um, well... I want to ask you...
- GRACE
- Uhh, when I saw this armoire in the store, it seemed to have such a clean, simple look to it...
- TRIP
- Yeah it looks good next to the bar.
- ADAM
- Nice view.
- GRACE
- but looking -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Ah, yes, Adam, I knew you'd like it. See, Grace?
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- ADAM
- Can I have my whisky now?
- GRACE
- I bet -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating...
- GRACE
- Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take bakÿÿÿÿ -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- I want a drink.
- TRIP
- Oh! Ha ha ha, yeah --
- GRACE
- Ah it's good to see you two getting along so well.
- ADAM
- Can I have a drink?
- TRIP
- Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...
- ADAM
- Please sir, may I have another...
- TRIP
- (little sigh)
- ADAM
- You never gave me my whisky...
- GRACE
- N -- no, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
- GRACE
- Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
- TRIP
- Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
- ADAM
- WHAT'S WRONG? I WANT WHISK
- TRIP
- What? No, no, no I'm good, we're good, e -- everything's good...
- ADAM
- Give me a whisky!
- GRACE
- What...?
- (Trip shakes the advice ball.)
- ADAM
- WHISKY!
- TRIP
- Wha -- uh, heh, oh, well...
- TRIP
- Oh, Adam, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
- GRACE
- Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- God you're deaf...
- GRACE
- Oh yes, yes, go look at Trip's Italy photo...
- TRIP
- Adam, Come take look at this!
- GRACE
- God, this evening is getting more exhilarating -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- I want a whisky
- GRACE
- Oh, please, go take a look...
- TRIP
- Adam, Come on, you'll like this, check it out! -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
- ADAM
- Can I have a whisky now?
- TRIP
- Um... uhh, Now, Adam, in one word, what does this picture say to you?
- ADAM
- WHISKY
- TRIP
- Mmm... no...
- GRACE
- Wait, what's wrong with that? That's a perfectly fine answer! -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- YES
- TRIP
- Romance! No it says... romance...!
- GRACE
- Romance? Ha, in our marriage, that's just a code word for manipulation.
- TRIP
- Grace, it'd been such a long time since we'd... had a chance to -- -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- It says give me a damn whisky.
- GRACE
- Oh, God, please, no more talk about Italy tonight...
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- GRACE
- And you knew I planned to attend my friend's art show that weekend!
- GRACE
- A very good friend from college had a gallery show -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- What?
- ADAM
- TRIP CAN I PLEASE HAVE DRINK
- (Trip shakes the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- Don't count on it, huh, huh. -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- ...
- GRACE
- Well -- well, Trip can get overly obsessed.
- TRIP
- Ahh, this is bullshit!
- GRACE
- Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
- GRACE
- Goddamn romance...
- GRACE
- Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- No hookers... No whisky...
- GRACE
- What?!? That's awful, where did that come from? You're acting ridiculous!
- TRIP
- (little impatient sigh) Adam, I...
- ADAM
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- TRIP
- Huh? What is this you're saying?
- TRIP
- Goddamn... cussing...
- TRIP
- Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that?
- GRACE
- Oh, my God...!
- TRIP
- Can't we just do that?
- GRACE
- Alright, you know what, Adam,
- ADAM
- I don't care... I just want a whisky
- GRACE
- I'm going to ask you something.
- TRIP
- Grace --
- GRACE
- Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
- GRACE
- Adam, yes or no...
- ADAM
- Can I please have a whisky?
- GRACE
- Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other?
- TRIP
- What?
- GRACE
- To trust your husband or wife too much, to rely on them too -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- No, now can I have a whisky?
- GRACE
- What...?!
- GRACE
- Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...
- GRACE
- Goddammit! How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip? Huh? I'm miserable!
- TRIP
- Oh, come on...!
- ADAM
- Oh really? Because I don't see any
- TRIP
- Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me!
- TRIP
- I can't stand frigging looking at you!
- ADAM
- Please... dear lord... a drink?!
- TRIP
- Oh... Shit!
- TRIP
- uhh!
- ADAM
- Trip, can I have a whisky now?
- TRIP
- What? uhh... w -- what are you saying?
- GRACE
- What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?
- TRIP
- No!
- ADAM
- Can I have a whisky?!
- TRIP
- Adam, this has never ever happened before...!
- TRIP
- uhh...
- ADAM
- YOU NOT SERVING ME DRINKS?
- GRACE
- Adam, (annoyed sigh) Trip can just be so...
- TRIP
- Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
- GRACE
- What?
- GRACE
- Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
- GRACE
- you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
- TRIP
- What?
- GRACE
- If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- WHY CAN I NOT HAVE A WHISKY
- GRACE
- Why?
- TRIP
- Thank you. Grace, you wanted a real job -- at the time, you told me you didn't want to paint anymore! You said that!
- GRACE
- Uhh...
- ADAM
- Seriously, I don't... I want whisky..
- GRACE
- No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
- TRIP
- Adam, you think this is all my fault, don't you?
- ADAM
- No, let's focus on whisky...
- GRACE
- You tricked me, Trip! Right after we got married, you tricked me into giving up my dream of being an artist!
- TRIP
- What? Oh, Jesus Christ...
- TRIP
- Holy shit... you think I'm to blame... I'm to blame for all this... -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- how did this even...
- GRACE
- How?
- ADAM
- I... what...
- TRIP
- Why?
- TRIP
- Uhh...
- ADAM
- All I wanted was a glass of whisky
- TRIP
- Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Why?
- TRIP
- No, don't, don't talk me right now...
- GRACE
- Let's keep talking about us, our relationship.
- TRIP
- No, Adam, I -- I know, deep down, Gr -- Grace and I... -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- Can we talk about whisky?
- TRIP
- Aha!
- GRACE
- Adam, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...
- ADAM
- I'm saying you're both deaf.
- TRIP
- Let's talk some more about Grace.
- TRIP
- Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
- GRACE
- Adam, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- No, Let's talk more about whisky.
- GRACE
- Uhh, Adam, no, we already talked about that...!
- TRIP
- No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one.
- GRACE
- You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!
- TRIP
- What...?
- GRACE
- Trip, it is such an act!
- TRIP
- Oh my God... Adam, what... uhh...
- ADAM
- What?
- TRIP
- Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- ADAM
- So how about that whisky?
- TRIP
- Adam, explain this to me!
- GRACE
- Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
- ADAM
- I want whisky.
- TRIP
- You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...
- TRIP
- Adam, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests! -- (interrupted)
- ADAM
- Why are you guys doing this?
- GRACE
- Why?
- TRIP
- Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us...
- TRIP
- See, Adam, her acting loving is the only reason I like our stupid parties.
- ADAM
- All I want is whisky...
- TRIP
- It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
- GRACE
- Trip...
- TRIP
- Like I always have to convince you?
- GRACE
- Adam, you know, we... uhh...
- ADAM
- There's not even whisky back here
- TRIP
- No?
- TRIP
- It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Adam, does it look like I want to fix you drinks right now?
- TRIP
- Okay, no, I want to focus on Grace.
- TRIP
- Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.
- GRACE
- What? Trip, you know what I --
- TRIP
- Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way.
- TRIP
- Adam, where are you going? Don't hide in the kitchen, we need you out here!
- ADAM
- maybe it's in the fridge...
- TRIP
- Uhh...
- ADAM
- But I want whisky!
- TRIP
- Let's keep our focus on Grace.
- TRIP
- Adam, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.
- ADAM
- I don't want to talk about Grace.
- TRIP
- No?
- GRACE
- Ah, thank you, that helps him.
- GRACE
- Trip, look at my parents. If money bought happiness they wouldn't hate themselves like they do.
- ADAM
- I want to talk about whisky.
- TRIP
- What?
- TRIP
- Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
- GRACE
- Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
- ADAM
- Are you people retarded?
- TRIP
- You think I'm not good enough...!
- ADAM
- I want a fucking whisky.
- GRACE
- Sex, sex, sex, why is sex such a big deal?
- TRIP
- What?
- ADAM
- What?!
- GRACE
- Why do people -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- No, look, I'm just saying... sex seems like it's more trouble than it's worth.
- TRIP
- Oh God, this is so depressing...
- ADAM
- That doesn't even...
- TRIP
- No?
- TRIP
- Oh my God... I cannot frigging believe this... uhh...
- ADAM
- I...
- TRIP
- Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this...
- TRIP
- Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
- ADAM
- What?
- TRIP
- Adam, I know what you're hinting at, okay?!
- TRIP
- about me...
- TRIP
- about our lifestyle...
- ADAM
- What?
- TRIP
- Do you really want the truth? Huh?
- TRIP
- Adam, are you ready to hear it?
- ADAM
- ALL I WANT IS SOME WHISKY
- TRIP
- Grace? -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Grace, huh?
- GRACE
- Yes...!
- TRIP
- See, Adam, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.
- ADAM
- WHY IS THIS SO DIFFUCLT?
- TRIP
- You've been pushing me tonight.
- TRIP
- It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not.
- GRACE
- Trip!
- TRIP
- Adam, Quit interrupting me, let me finish!
- TRIP
- Adam, come on -- yes or no...
- ADAM
- REAL FRIENDS GIVE WHISKY
- TRIP
- Do you really think that...
- TRIP
- praising me...
- TRIP
- acting inappropriately to Grace...
- TRIP
- saying that Grace is not communicative...
- ADAM
- What...
- TRIP
- not defending me when I asked you if I was to blame...
- TRIP
- No, Adam, let me finish!
- ADAM
- I didn't say any of that...
- TRIP
- and what you said about giving advice to your wife...
- TRIP
- that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself?
- TRIP
- Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something?
- TRIP
- Is it? Just give me a yes or no.
- ADAM
- No, you're supposed to get a drink
- TRIP
- This is not a trick question. -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- No, Adam, just give me a yes or no.
- ADAM
- WHISKY
- TRIP
- No? Oh... I'm surprised, I would have said yes, it did mean something.
- ADAM
- ...
- TRIP
- Grace...
- TRIP
- uhh...
- TRIP
- I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor.
- ADAM
- Trip, I...
- GRACE
- Poor? Trip, we have so much! What do you --
- TRIP
- It never feels like enough!
- TRIP
- As a kid... it -- it was... My family was always on the edge.
- GRACE
- So you weren't rich, but --
- TRIP
- We even spent six months in a shelter once.
- ADAM
- I want whisky, please someone...
- GRACE
- Oh my God...!
- TRIP
- All of this stuff...
- TRIP
- Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again.
- TRIP
- uhh...
- GRACE
- uhh...
- GRACE
- Oh my God...!
- ADAM
- Can I just have a whisky please?
- GRACE
- Adam, I, uhh...
- GRACE
- This changes everything...
- TRIP
- Yes, it does change everything.
- ADAM
- What are you guys talking about?
- TRIP
- I think it's over.
- GRACE
- Trip, what --
- TRIP
- No!!
- ADAM
- What?!
- TRIP
- It's over, Grace, don't you see that?
- ADAM
- ALL I WANTED WAS WHISKY
- GRACE
- Wha... You just told me --
- TRIP
- I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago:
- TRIP
- I'm afraid of being poor.
- TRIP
- And no, Adam, enough of that already...
- GRACE
- Trip, no, I... we...
- TRIP
- No, Grace, this is about me. I see now it's not about you, or about our marriage.
- ADAM
- But... I never even got a glass...
- GRACE
- Me...? Our -- our marriage...? Hey, no, wait!
- TRIP
- And no, Adam, no more!
- TRIP
- Adam, I'm sorry. Thank you, though, you really helped me.
- ADAM
- But what about my whisky?
- GRACE
- Trip!
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- ADAM
- What...
- (Trip closes the front door.)
- GRACE
- Trip!!
- GRACE
- Oh my God...
- ADAM
- Grace can I have a whisky?
- GRACE
- I should have told him that...
- (ADAM hugs grace.)
- GRACE
- I -- I could have told him that...
- ADAM
- It's ok...
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