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- Alright, so. This is a Request from a good friend named Picklehead, if you're from the thread, you know who I'm talking about.
- This is a little non-canon side story for Stoner In Equestria.
- The title says it all just about.
- Ignore those dreaded typos.
- Doesn't matter, posted story.
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- "I don't even look chinese," you say to yourself in the mirror while in the bathroom.
- >Fucking hell, trying out another strand of Twilight's is really messing with your brain.
- >Your eyes are the "high red" color, you reek of dank and of course, high beyond imagination.
- >"Dang gum it Anon! Come on out!" Applejack shouts while knocking on your bathroom door.
- >Today, was a bit of a surprise for you.
- >Applejack decided to stop by for today, alone.
- >For the past two hours, it's been you and her smoking away marijuana like it's going out of style.
- >But, there's more to it. She made a bong, thanks to some materials and skills and for you and her to try it.
- >You still have yet to name the bong, but it will happen in due time.
- >"Look here pretty boy, don't make me come in there and drag ya high ass out of there!"
- "Calm the fuck down Apps."
- >You shuffle your way back to the door and get out.
- >You were met with Applejack's high eyes, she seem flustered.
- >"Well about time!"
- >You try to control your snicker but didn't prevail, and now you two are headed back to the living room.
- >Before your eyes, you were already back on the couch, staring at Applejack's bong.
- >It looked lumpy to begin with, green paint and an shitty drawn apple at the bottom.
- >You're not going to question how she was able to make the bowl.
- >With a grin on your face, you turn to Applejack who's sitting right next to you.
- "Applejack, lemme wear your hat."
- >She dismisses your statement with a chuckle and gently shoves you.
- >"Nooo, it's my hat, you can't have it."
- "Oh c'mon, just for a little while."
- >"Noooo, ya vermit!"
- >You cackled wildly, you have no idea why the shit she says is so damn funny.
- >Maybe it's the accent.
- >You're actually having a little bit of trouble breathing, you had to clutch your chest.
- >Finally, after your fit of laughter, you place a hand on Applejack's shoulder.
- "Apps, you're alright, but Apps, one question."
- >"Whatcha wanna know pretty boy?"
- "Are ya hiiiigh?"
- >She nearly died from chuckles, squeezing her eyes while tears leak and her leaning away.
- >"Pff noooo, Ah ain't no high."
- "What the fuck? That's not even fucking proper english, you mother fuck."
- >"Yeah? Well, Ah'd mother fuck you if your were a mother."
- "What? I don't... what?"
- >"Ah unno, maybe it's the plant talkin'. But Anon, Ah got a question for ya, actually, a few if ya don't mind."
- "Go for it man."
- >"You smoke a lot of weed, right?"
- "Everyday just about, next question."
- >"Is it possible to get high off your cum?"
- >What
- "What... the serious... fuck. How should I know? I don't eat my own cum, that's gross. The one thing a man should never know the taste of is his own cum."
- >"Ah didn't say anything about eating it."
- "Then what? And why does it have to be MY cum? What brought this on?"
- >"Ah was wondering... you smoke a lot."
- "Like a broken stove, yeah."
- >"And Ah always wondered, can somep0ny get high off of it, that's all."
- "Okay? Next question?"
- >"Can I smoke it?"
- >You study Applejack's face for a moment to see if she's serious.
- >No signs of deception, no smile threatening to crack. She's serious as a funeral.
- "Applejack, you're fuckin' weird."
- >She shrugs it off.
- >"Ya gonna answer my question?"
- >You look up at the ceiling with closed eyes and shaking your head.
- "Christ, these high ass pones."
- >Hands reach for your pants and undo your belt buckle.
- >Applejack, gets on the floor, quick to get her head in your lap and take care of the rest.
- >You pull your boxers and pants down to your knees.
- >Applejack's hot breath falls onto your flaccid member.
- >"Anon I didn't know you were so-"
- "Blessed, I know."
- >"Hey, suga'."
- >When your eyes shift down to hers, you find her enticing emerald eyes locking onto yours.
- "Unf, those eyes."
- >"Pardon?"
- "You have the most beautiful eyes, I've ever seen, I swear."
- >"Whoa nelly, don't go fallin' in love now, pretty boy."
- >Using her eyes alone made your lance hard as diamonds.
- >Her slick tongue lifts the underside of your cock, saliva coating it over time.
- >Applejack's rough hooves massage your inner thighs.
- >Even for rough hooves, everything she's doing at the moment is perfect for you.
- >Finally, her mouth descends down over your erection, her lips wrapping tight around you.
- >A smirk grows on your face as Applejack gives you a good suck.
- >Her head now bobbing up and down, her mane bouncing a a little.
- >What makes it better, is that being high while feeling this pleasure is amplified.
- >Your eyes roll, you had no idea that Applejack was so good at this.
- >Looking down at her again got you closer to getting off.
- >The color of those half lidded eyes, the inner thigh massage from her hooves.
- >The wet sounds as she slurps her way to her prize.
- >By instinct, you thrust into her mouth, only to have pull off immediately followed by her hooves coming to a halt in massaging you.
- >She flashes a glare at you, her saliva drizzles over your junk.
- "D-damn it, stop teasing."
- >"Stop rushin' it, pretty boy. Okay?"
- "Fine."
- >She drags the tip of her tongue across your tip.
- >She perks up her lips and gives it a gentle kiss.
- >Her hooves got busy rubbing at the base of you boner, her mouth coming down once again, sucking you off.
- >A thought pops into your head and you chuckle to yourself.
- >You reach for her hat and grab it, pulling it off her head.
- >Her mane flow down gracefully to her shoulders.
- >Damn, Applejack if fucking beautiful.
- >Those mesmerizing eyes.
- >That long mane.
- >"Mmmm~"
- >Before long, you found yourself getting close to cumming.
- >Your legs were tensing up, your mind turning into a mess of blind lust.
- >Instantly Applejack's mouth came off your cock before you blow your load.
- >A plastic cup nearby, she grabs it and leans back, using her hooves carefully.
- >Damn, you were looking forward to flooding Applejack's mouth with your seed.
- >Instead, it all spurts into a cup, the whole time, Applejack watches in amusement while you lean back, your eyes rolling to the back of your head.
- >She gives you tip a gentle peck as if to apologize.
- >"Don't worry, next time Ah won't be so cruel."
- "You're still a tease."
- >"Now for the main event!" She shouts with excitement.
- >She sits back on the couch performing her little experiment.
- >Pinching one end of the open of the cup, she tilts it over the bowl for her bong.
- >Slowly the cum accumulates in it as Applejack gets really giddy.
- >Pulling out a lighter from God knows where, she lits it as her lips come in contact with the bong.
- >The cum bubbles from the heat and Applejack inhales, taking the hit like a champ.
- >A few seconds Applejack stops, leaning back on the couch, holding in the smoke as long as possible.
- >Then she exhales, letting the smoke cloud the room.
- >She turns to you with a smile on her face.
- >"This hur is some legit shit."
- "What?"
- >"Yeah, Ah'm feelin' already. Whoaaa, Ah should smoke your cum more often."
- >You're not quite sure what to make of this, other than it's awesome knowing that ponies could literally get high smoking your cum.
- >But there's still on order of business that needs to be dealt with.
- "Hey, Applejack, what do you want to call your lumpy bong?"
- >"Well, Ah did make it for the purpose of smoking your cum, you get head and Ah get high, we both get pleasure out of it, right?"
- "Good point."
- >"So... let's call it..."
- >Her word hang in the air while she taps her chin thoughtful with her thinking face on.
- >Eyes now going wide as if she had an idea. If she could snap somehow, she would.
- >"Let's call it... Witzpleasure."
- "I like it, fund it."
- >You look at JC and Cool Shades Guy, pointing at the lumpy bong on the table in your apartment.
- "And yeah man, that's how Witzpleasure got it's name."
- >JC's eyes are wide as fuck.
- >"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Applejack MADE that bong?! How much do you want for it?"
- "Ain't for sale man."
- >"Fuck. Anon, you have all the fun. Fuck you. Why can't I ever be in Equestria?"
- >Cool Shades Guy pulls down his shades to study both of your faces better.
- >"Dude, it's easy, do some DMT, Astral Project, go to an Equestria of your choosing and have fun. It's not that hard really."
- >JC looks at Cool Shades Guy for a moment.
- >"It's Four fucking Thirty in the morning, where in the hell are we going to find DMT in this shit town?"
- >"Dunno, but I'm just sayin'."
- >God you have weird friends.
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