The NSA knows what you fap to
What you jerk, tug, yank, and whack to
They know about your furry porn
That you fap to every morn'
The NSA knows what you fap to

The NSA knows what you fap to
Your tranny porn and your scat, too
They have your terabytes of pics
Of giant boobs and bigger dicks
The NSA knows what you fap to