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Deadmeat Chronicles: Must Get Away

Oct 31st, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >Your mangled ear is rubbing roughly against the net you are dangling in.
  3. >Your tail aches from its recent break.
  4. >The white furred monster is holding you in his sorry stick.
  5. >He seems to be smiling at you.
  6. >”Don’t worry little guy, I’m not going to hurt you.”
  7. >You struggle a little bit, the net wraps around you.
  8. >”Nuuuu…. Nuuuuu!... NUUUUU!!!”
  9. >You start to thrash.
  10. >The man stumbles and you land roughly on the ground.
  11. >You jump up and try to gallop away but your legs tangle up in the net.
  12. >The man gets his footing and picks you up again.
  13. >You shout in rage and start to bite the net.
  14. >The man is walking to his wagon box.
  15. >You realize he intends to lock you in the sorry box.
  16. >You scream in anger and start to thrash at the net with your horn.
  17. >One of the strands breaks!
  18. >The man is struggling to hold you up as he opens the sorry box.
  19. >You keep thrashing, another strand breaks, then another.
  20. >You push your head forward and it fits through the hole.
  21. >You see your chance and start wriggling out.
  22. >”What the… hold the fuck on!”
  23. >The man sees what you are trying to do and quickly puts you in the sorry box.
  24. >You quickly get out of the net and look around.
  25. >The man jerks out the net.
  26. >You see the top is open.
  27. >You hunker down and jump for the top to get out.
  28. >Pain shoots through your face as the lid is slammed down hitting your nose.
  29. >You lay stunned on the floor of the box.
  30. >You feel yourself shaking a bit as the box starts to roll.
  31. >”I’ve been trying to get as many of you as I can.”
  32. >You stand up trying to get your bearings.
  33. >”I don’t know who those exterminators are but they have killed a lot of your kind.”
  34. >You look around, the box is dark with light beaming in holes around the top.
  35. >”I’ve been working over to catch as many of you guys as I can. Believe it or not-“
  36. >”AHHHHH!!!” you buck the side of the box.
  37. >”Whoa!” the man grabs the wagon before it tips.
  38. >You start randomly bucking and ramming the box.
  39. >People start to start at the animal control man as he pushes a wobbling and shaking wagon box.
  40. >”I’ve never had a fluffy fight like this.” He says pushing it to the van.
  41. >You look at the air holes.
  42. >You see his shadow over one side of them.
  43. >You jump and jab with your horn.
  44. >You hit nothing.
  45. >”Fuck! You’re a feisty one!”
  46. >He runs and grabs the handle and drags you again.
  47. >You ram your horn randomly in the air holes with no results.
  48. >You charge and try to ram the side of the box.
  49. >The box is too thick to stab through and you just crumple from the impact.
  50. >Your neck has a sharp pain from your head being forced down.
  51. >You roll on your back and kick randomly in frustration and give a shout.
  52. >You get back up and jump trying to stab the roof of the box.
  53. >You barely hit it.
  54. >You start to kick the sides.
  55. >The box rocks but doesn’t tip.
  56. >The box stops, “Ok, here we are. Trust me, no one will hurt you.”
  57. >You hear a click and the sound of the side door of the van opening.
  58. >”WET DEADMEAT OUT!” you slam your body into the side.
  59. >The box tips and falls.
  60. >”Fuck!”
  61. >The top slightly opens, but the hinges are at the top now and the lid closes back.
  62. >You try to nose it open quickly but the man puts his foot against it closing it back.
  63. >You shout in fury and start to buck the door.
  64. >”Damn, you are the first fluffy to fight like this!”
  65. >The box rights itself, you hear the man grunting.
  66. >The box is moving again, “Just get in there!”
  67. >The box goes rolling.
  68. >You tumble a bit on the inside.
  69. >It stops, you are laying on your side.
  70. >You get your bearings and see the top is now down.
  71. >You run out, you are in the back of a van, it has carpeted floors and a few cages laying in the rear.
  72. >You turn and see the man in white fur.
  73. >He is leaning against the door huffing, his face is beat red.
  74. >You two lock eyes.
  75. >It takes a second to register that the side door is still open.
  76. >He grabs it and start to slide it shut.
  77. >You run and jump as fast as you can.
  78. >The door slams shut.
  79. >You land hard and open your eyes.
  80. >You are out of breath and looking straight ahead.
  81. >You are staring at the vans roof.
  82. >You didn’t get out.
  83. >……
  84. >It is as if a blanket of silence falls on the park.
  85. >The animal control man leans against the van and wipes sweat off his fore head.
  86. >…..”waaaahhhhh…”
  87. >”…pwease wet Deadmeat out….”
  88. >”….Wahhhhahhhhahh…”
  89. >”Deadmeat nuu wan go way….”
  90. >……
  91. >”Waaaahhhhhhh! Deadmeat sowwy!”
  92. >There is a soft sound as you pad at the door.
  93. >”Deadmeat nuu mean make mustas mad, pwease wet go!”
  94. >”Deadmeat nuu wan go way! Pweae! Pwease wet Deadmeat goo!”
  95. >”Boohoohooo…Deadmeat wike dis pwace…”
  96. >”WAAAHHAHHAHAHHAAAHH! WAHHHHHHHH!!!”
  97. >”..he get munsta fwuffy…”
  98. >The man looks up, “Hey big guys, I know you want to hug him but… well fuck me…”
  99. >In front of him, dozens of fluffies are walking out from bushes and out from the tree line.
  100. >They start to form a large circle around the van.
  101. >They still keep walking out, none making a sound.
  102. >They just sit and watch.
  103. >”WAHHHH! Deadmeat wan stay, nuu wan hewt udder fwuffy! Boohoohoooooooo…”
  104. >The man just looks around at the growing herd of fluffies just staring at him and his van.
  105. >He looks at the eerie site, even the squirrels are lined up on braches watching.
  106. >He sees a small group of fluffies in the distance, looks like a Pegasus flanked by about six fluffies.
  107. >Snuggle Wuggle looks on, “Gud fwuffies get biggest owchies… or go bye bye…”
  108. >Your anguished wails fill the air as the man staggers to the front of the van.
  109. >He nervously climbs in and starts the engine and starts to drive off.
  110. >You still cry and futilely hit the door that will not open.
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