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My Greatest Pride and Shame

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  1. Sent: Friday, June 01, 2012 11:15 PM
  2. Subject: Question/Comment regarding Half.com Transaction #: 0000
  3.  
  4.  
  5. This email was sent by a Half.com member via Half.com's email forwarding
  6. system. If you reply to this email, your response will go directly to the
  7. member and not through Half.com.
  8.  
  9. You have received a question/comment from member Bob concerning the
  10. Half.com transaction #: 0000.
  11.  
  12.  
  13. Item: This Is a Book by Demetri Martin (2011, Hardcover) : Demetri Martin (Hardcover, 2011)
  14. Reason: Other
  15.  
  16. Comment/ Question: Yo dawg u evr goin ship dis shit?my man tyrone said he
  17. saw dis shit in da libary n it was so dope i gotsa reed it well im band
  18. frum da libary so i aint got no choice to bi dis (no homo) and sinse i dun
  19. allredy peyed u i only think it fair u let me no wen u gon ship it u say u
  20. ship daily but it bin two dais and a nigga stil cant get no shipping info.
  21. dafuq?
  22.  
  23.  
  24. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  25. Re: Question/Comment regarding Half.com Transaction #: 0000
  26.  
  27. Joseph
  28. 6/2/12
  29.  
  30. to me
  31. Hi -
  32.  
  33. Thank you for contacting me regarding your order. You should have received an email letting you know it was shipped on 5/31/12 to the address you provided.
  34.  
  35. You can track your order at the USPS website using tracking number: 1111
  36.  
  37. Thanks again-
  38.  
  39. Joe
  40.  
  41.  
  42. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  43. Bob
  44. 6/15/12
  45.  
  46. to Joseph
  47. hey joe,
  48.  
  49. i ben w8tin 4 dat buk n it still ain't come why? i whent 2 da ups tracking n dey say it shulda come last weak, but i clik show details n da intanet say da ups store only reseevd tracking info but it dont say nuthin about ever reseevin da package. wut up wit dat? u tryin ta keep a brotha from reedin?
  50.  
  51. help a nigga out!
  52.  
  53.  
  54. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  55. Joe
  56. 6/15/12
  57.  
  58. to me
  59. Hi Bob-
  60.  
  61. Thank you for contacting me regarding your order; I'm so sorry to hear that it has not arrived yet.
  62.  
  63. The tracking shows that I shipped the book on May 31st here in NY. It should be arriving in the next few days. If it is does not, I will call the Post Office and ask them to put a trace on the package.
  64.  
  65. Again, my apologies for the inconvenience-
  66.  
  67. Joe
  68.  
  69.  
  70. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  71. Bob
  72. 6/21/12
  73.  
  74. to Joseph
  75. EYYO U THINK THIS IZ A GAME NIGGA
  76.  
  77. I CALLED COLLECT ON THEM POSTEL MOTHAFUCKAS N THEY SAYIN YOU JUS PRINT DA LABL AND THAS ALL THAT "SHIPMENT ACCEPTED" SHIT MEAN, THE WHITE LADIE ON DA FONE SAY THEY AIN'T GOT IT NIGGA, WHRE IT BE!? YOU GOT IT!? YOU TRYIN TA CHEET A NIGGA!?
  78.  
  79. I AIN'T NO CAT< SO STOP TRYNA CHEETANIGGA!
  80.  
  81.  
  82. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  83. Joe
  84. 6/21/12
  85.  
  86. to me
  87. Hi Bob-
  88.  
  89. "Shipment acceptance" means that the Post Office has accepted the shipment.
  90.  
  91. If you do not wish to wait for the book any longer, I can issue a full refund. It appears at this point to be stuck in the mail system somewhere.
  92.  
  93. Let me know what you would like me to do - I apologize for the inconvenience.
  94.  
  95. Joe
  96.  
  97.  
  98. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  99. Bob
  100. 6/22/12
  101.  
  102. to Joseph
  103. o fosho dawg
  104.  
  105. i cud yuse da monie rite now
  106. real talk im supose pay dis girl i only knockt boots wit 1ts child support no wut im sayin but i aint gon pay dat ho when there aint no mo 40s in da fridge n me n ma girl be thirsty up in this mug, its hot as a muthafucka up in this bitch.
  107.  
  108. so lets maek it happen capn
  109.  
  110.  
  111. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  112. Joe
  113. 6/25/12
  114.  
  115. to me
  116. Hi Bob-
  117.  
  118. I have asked half to issue a full refund to you.
  119.  
  120. I apologize for the inconvenience-
  121.  
  122. Joe
  123.  
  124.  
  125. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  126. I sent this first e-mail bored out of my mind and with full expectations for the situation to be resolved within days. What I ended up with was a nearly month-long e-mail exchange with a very professional customer service rep. Each response I sent was constructed after much deliberation of "is it weirder to keep up the act or suddenly talk normal."
  127.  
  128. If you enjoyed this e-mail exchange I had over a book I ordered one boring summer (I never received the book in case you were curious), please feel free to pass this on to your friends. Maybe tip PND: PLHFWjec3jaAZUt2Ju7hvSDsn5M47kg85B
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