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- >Day Moths in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >You slug over to the bathroom and do the typical Triple S's.
- >Walking out of the shower, you are barely clean because you don't have any soap or shampoo.
- >Need to add "buy things to clean myself" to the to do list.
- >You walk to the kitchen and eat a bowl of Applejacks.
- >You start to daydream.
- >What you'd give to eat the real Applejack [spoiler]sexually[/spoiler].
- >A knocking occurs on the front door, canceling your daydream of [spoiler]tapping dat Appleass.[/spoiler]
- >Sighing, you get up to put your bowl away.
- >The knocking continues.
- >You pull the door open and immediately get roped by your feet.
- >Applejack's trying to capture you?
- >Yes!
- >You are slowly pulled over to a bush.
- >Smiling, you look up and see
- >Fluttershy.
- >Your mood instantly changes from excited to bitter.
- Buttershy, let me go.
- >"It's Fluttershy!"
- >She proceeds to tie the ropes even tighter.
- >"You like my knots? Applejack taught me how to do them."
- >She lowers herself to your roped body.
- >"This is going to be sooooo nice..."
- >She slowly starts to rip off all of your clothes.
- >Guess this is the end...
- >You sigh.
- Alright, Fluttershy. You win.
- >She squeaks outloud.
- >"Really?! You going to let me do this?! Oh my gosh this is so exciti-EEEEEEPPPPPPPP!"
- >Fluttershy jumps away from you and hides in a bush.
- >You look up, and see a moth.
- >It moves close to your face, and nuzzles you.
- >You can't help but smile.
- >The little bugger kinda looks cute.
- >Hope it's a female, or else this would just be awkward.
- >Fluttershy slowly crawls out of the bush.
- >When she turns to you, she-
- >"ANON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MOTH?! I HATE MOTHS!"
- >You look up in confusion.
- What?
- >She sighs, then gives you a side view of her ass.
- >It's not nice.
- >"See my flank?"
- >You nod, hoping that'll help this end sooner.
- >"Nice, right? Well, since it's a butterfly, and moths and butterflies don't get along well, that means..."
- >She turns to the moth.
- >"THAT BITCH IS MY SWORN ENEMY!"
- >Fluttershy flies at the moth, attacking it.
- >The moth swiftly dodges everything and punches the rapist in the face.
- >Wait, moths don't have fists, so how did it punch her?
- >Eh, it doesn't' matter, it still looked cool to sit.
- >The moth knocks Fluttershy to the ground, and Fluttershy gets back up, hissing.
- >"I'll be back to get you, cunt..."
- >And she is gone.
- >You turn to the moth.
- >She, well, you assume it's a she, is doing an adorable smile that makes you want to grab it and hug it tightly.
- >Though you don't even attempt to do that, because you know you'd crush it.
- >The moth slowly flies up to your shoulder.
- >Wait a second...
- >If Fluttershy hates moths...and moths can beat her up...
- >You produce an evil grin.
- >Walking into the Everfree Forest with your moth friend, you start cackling.
- If I can get a ton of moths, then...
- >You face the sky, raising your fists.
- FLUTTERSHY WILL STAY AWAY FROM ME!
- >...
- >You are walking back to your house with a giant jar that you did not remember bringing.
- >It is full of moths.
- >As soon as you walk inside, you look for your room with the moth cage, and open the jar, releasing all of the moths into their new home.
- >Why you had the moth cage in the first place, you will never remember.
- >But it is now useful, so whatever.
- >You notice that it is late at night already, and your moth friend is starting to yawn.
- >D'aw.
- >You place her onto the drawer that is right next to your bed, and fall asleep.
- >...
- >You wake up to your face getting lightly nudged.
- >As you open your eye, you see your moth friend flying in front of you, doing circles.
- >You lightly poke her and she goes flying out the window.
- >Damn it.
- >She flies back in with the dizzy icon from cartoons.
- >You know what I'm talking about.
- >She has those circles and squiggly lines above her head.
- >As you lower your hand to pet it, she moves away.
- >She points at the door.
- >Oh, right. Fluttershy is here.
- >The look on her face when she sees all of the moths will be priceless.
- >Giggling, you quickly run up to the door.
- >You open it, and
- HI FLUTTERSHY!
- >She eeps and falls to the ground in fetal position.
- >Shaking your head, you lower yourself to her.
- Fluttershy, I'm so sorry.I just wanted to show you something and I was so excited when you finally arrived.
- >Fluttershy immediately flies up to your face.
- >"YOU WANT TO SHOW ME SOMETHING?! WHAT IS IT?! A DATE?! DINNER?! MOVIE TICKETS?!*inaudible scream of joy*"
- >She drops to the ground, rolling around.
- >You pick her up, smiling.
- I'm not telling you. It's a secret.
- >She nods, nuzzling your neck.
- >You walk to the room with the moths in it.
- >The lights are off, so
- >"I can't see anything, Anon."
- >You grin, and place yellow flank down.
- >Reaching your hand towards the lock of the cage and the light switch at the same time [spoiler]they're right next to each other, so you don't have any struggles trying to reach both.[/spoiler]
- Alright, Fluttershy. Prepare to be amazed in three...two...one...
- >You open the cage and flick the lights on.
- SURPRISE!
- >The moths all come out of their hiding area and simultaneously attack Fluttershy.
- >Fluttershy eeps and flies off in a random direction.
- >Your pets continue to chase after her, reaching the town.
- >You run after them and hope they don't destroy the town.
- >...
- >When you get to the town, nothing is damaged.
- >Nope, all you're seeing is Fluttershy still getting chased by all of your moth pets/friends.
- >Damn, they are good at this.
- >Thank you nature.
- >Fluttershy knocks over Applejack's apple stand, and pushes Applejack over.
- >She falls and falls in front of you.
- >Her ass is sticking out to you so nicely...
- >"ARGH! LET GO OF ME!"
- >Turning, you see the moths carry Fluttershy off in a random direction.
- >You continue to stare at Applejack's [spoiler]HOLY CRAP, IT'S SO ROUND, FIRM, ORANGE, AND BIG!IT'S AMAZING![/spoiler] applebutt.
- >You run all the way home and masturbate furiously to Appleflank.
- >...
- >It's been days since your last encounter with Fluttershy.
- >These winged beast sure did a good job of getting rid of her.
- >You also became best friends with all of your moth pets.
- >You'd die if anything were to happen to them.
- >You wake up, feeling rejuvenated.
- >A breeze hits your lower body.
- >Looking down, you see...
- >Yourself naked and the butterfly's rival hugging you?
- >Did you...
- >No, that's impossible.
- >It may seem implied, but there is no way you could've had sex with a female moth!
- >The moth wakes up, and nuzzles your neck.
- >It also points to a piece of paper.
- >You grab it, and it says.
- >"Last night was amazing."
- >The paper falls to the floor.
- >HOW THE FUCK, DID YOU AND A MOTH HAVE SEX?!
- >It flies into the air, winking at you.
- >Your eye twitches.
- >A knocking occurs onto your door.
- >You get up, put your clothes back on, and walk up to the door.
- >Before you can open it, the door is smashed open.
- >Butterflies come into your house, and turn towards you.
- >Oh...crap...
- >"*HISSING NOSIES*"
- >The butterflies fly straight at you, and start biting you.
- AHH! GET OFF OF ME!
- >You drop to the floor, rolling around.
- >It kills a bunch of them, but one is hiding in your scalp, and it is chewing the fuck out of your skin.
- OW! IT HURTS...SO...MUCH!
- >Your lover attacks the butterfly and drives it away.
- >She nuzzles you, and you get back up.
- >You scratch the female's [spoiler]potentially nonexistent[/spoiler] ears with careful touch so you wouldn't hurt her.
- >She purs for a second, then kisses you on the cheek, causing you to blush.
- >OK, now you wouldn't mind doing...things with this moth.
- >The two of you walk outside and
- >Holy shit, what the fuck?
- >There's Fluttershy, and she has an army of butterflies.
- >"Hello, Anon."
- >Your moth lover screeches and dashes back inside.
- >A loud rumble takes over the ground, shaking you and Fluttershy.
- >You turn around, and see all of your moth friends flying in the air behind you.
- >Oh, shit...
- >Fluttershy takes one step forward, and points her hand towards you.
- >"KILL ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR ANON!"
- >The butterflies immediately start flying at you.
- >Your moths also start to fly at the butterflies.
- >They clash and there is a huge explosion with smoke for some reason.
- >When the smoke clears, you and Fluttershy are watching the butterflies and moths killing each other.
- >You just sit down, gazing with awe.
- COME ON, MY FRIENDS! KILL THEM ALL!
- >Fluttershy scoots over to you.
- >"Wanna make a bet, Anon?"
- >You nod.
- Sure...
- >"Ok. if my butterflies win, then we rut. If your moths win, then I'll leave you alone. Deal?"
- >You nod and shake her hoof.
- Deal.
- >The two of you proceed to watch all of the carnage.
- >Butterflies rip the heads off of your soldiers, while the moths rip the wings off of the butterflies, rendering them useless.
- >Blood is starting to get all over the floor.
- Holy crap, this is awesome.
- >Fluttershy nods.
- >"I know, right? Wanna have sex while listening to it?"
- >You slap her.
- No.
- >The moths are somehow fighting with weapons, and the butterflies are shooting lasers from God knows where.
- >...
- >Hey, that's not fair at all!
- >A laser hits your lover moth and you run up to her.
- >You put your finger all over her body to try to find a pulse.
- >You feel nothing.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- >All of the moths surround you, providing you comfort.
- >Some wipe their eyes, and others crack their [spoiler]potentially nonexistent[/spoiler] knuckles.
- >They all get back into the air, nodding at each other
- >You notice that magic is starting to surround all of them.
- >What are they doing...
- >All of the dead body parts of the moths are starting to form together.
- >It looks like a dragon...
- >The surviving creatures land of top of it, grinning.
- >Your jaw drops in awe of this sight.
- Wow. I did not know moths could do that.
- >Fluttershy chuckles.
- >"You think that's cool, Anon? Watch this."
- >She claps her hooves and all of the butterflies proceed to form a shape.
- >They form...
- >A knight in shining armor?
- >You turn to Fluttershy in confusion.
- How is that better?
- >She laughs.
- >"Knights kill dragons with ease, duh."
- >The knight shape approaches the dragon.
- >The dragon roars,and shoots fire at the knight.
- >Wait...the moth dragon shoots fire?
- >The knight raises his shield and blocks all of it.
- >After that, the knight walks closer to the dragon with it's sword.
- >It punches the dragon, dropping it to the dirt.
- >It sword is raised up into the air, and
- >SLINK!
- >The dragon's head is sliced off.
- >Blood pops out from it's neck, and none of the moths are moving.
- >Fuck...
- >"I win, Anon."
- >...
- >30 minutes later, you and Fluttershy and lying on the bloody grass together, panting.
- >"You..were...amazing...Anon..."
- >Twilight walks up to the two of you.
- >"Hi, guys. What's up?"
- >You sigh.
- Fluttershy and moths are natural enemies. I got an army of moths to keep her away, and she came back with butterflies, killing my legion of moths. She made me have sex with her after that.
- >Twilight bursts out laughing.
- >"Anon, you could've just asked me to turn you into a moth if you wanted to stay away from Fluttershy."
- >...
- >...
- >...
- WHAT?!
- >The End.
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