The Fuddnuddler Brothers

The Fuddnuddler Brothers

There are so many things
that you really should know.
And that’s why I’m bothering
telling you so.
You should know the first names
of the Fuddnuddler Brothers
who like to pile each on the heads of the others.
If you start at the top,
there are Bipper and Bud
and Skipper and Jipper
and Jeffrey and Jud,
Horatio, Horace and Hendrix and Hud,
and then come Dinwoodie and Dinty and Dud,
also Fitzsimmon and Fredrick and Fud,
and Slinkey and Stinkey and Stuart and Stud.
And, down at the bottom
is poor little Lud.
But if Lud ever sneezes,
his name will be MUD.