Beowulf CYOAsteady Day 2

[15:05] <!CYOA-sama> You wake up as sunlight shines through Lilly's wide window landing on your face.
[15:06] <!CYOA-sama> You roll over and notice she's already gone.
[15:06] <!CYOA-sama> You can smell food cooking downstairs.
[15:07] <!CYOA-sama> You climb out of bed and begin to get dressed.
[15:07] <!CYOA-sama> Then you're suddenly assaulted by a chill.
[15:07] <!CYOA-sama> You turn slowly and see Rebecca staring at you while hiding behind the door.
[15:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."
[15:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Do you need something, dear?" You ask with a smile.
[15:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Lech..." She says as she runs away.
[15:08] <!CYOA-sama> The word stabs you in the chest causing you to double over.
[15:09] <!CYOA-sama> It's difficult to deny it... even though Lilly obviously wanted it too.
[15:09] <!CYOA-sama> Well... that's fine. You're not a paladin anymore so who cares if you're a lech.
[15:09] <!CYOA-sama> You finish doning your clothes and head downstairs.
[15:10] <!CYOA-sama> As you enter the dining room Lilly is happily humming from the kitchen.
[15:10] <!CYOA-sama> You see her bussily cooking as she wags her hips from side to side in time with her tune.
[15:10] <!CYOA-sama> Somebody woke up in a good mood....
[15:11] <!CYOA-sama> Lilly brings out three plates of food as Rebecca stares at you from her crouched position across the table.
[15:11] <!CYOA-sama> "Jiiiiiiiiiii...."
[15:11] <!CYOA-sama> You sigh deeply.
[15:12] <!CYOA-sama> "Good morning." Lilly says with a beaming smile.
[15:12] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Good morning.
[15:12] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] GAH! TOO RADIANT! I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
[15:13] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Did you sleep well? -smirk-
[15:13] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
[15:13] <@CEB> [X] GAH! TOO RADIANT! I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
[15:13] <Sleet> [x] BLINDEDED.
[15:13] <Brutus_> [X] Good morning
[15:13] <HyakkoF> [x] Blind
[15:13] <@Aeria> BLINDED BY THE LIII-IIIGHT
[15:14] <!CYOA-sama> "GAH! TOO RADIANT! I'm BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!" You shout as you throw yourself backward in your chair causing it to topple over ridiculously.
[15:14] <!CYOA-sama> As the chair falls backwards you bang your shin on the table.
[15:15] <!CYOA-sama> The entire fiasco causes both of the girls to giggle at your sillyness.
[15:15] <!CYOA-sama> Mission accomplished.
[15:15] <!CYOA-sama> You stand your chair back up and take a seat.
[15:15] <!CYOA-sama> "Ahem.... Good morning." You finally say.
[15:15] <!CYOA-sama> Lilly giggles as she passes you your plate.
[15:16] <!CYOA-sama> Rebecca stares at the two of you and puffs out her cheeks.
[15:16] <!CYOA-sama> Then Lilly hands her a plate of her own and she's distracted by pancakes.
[15:17] <!CYOA-sama> "So, what will you do today?" Lilly asks between bites.
[15:17] <!CYOA-sama> "I should probably find a job, so that I have something to do during the day."
[15:18] <!CYOA-sama> "You mean something besides me?" Lilly says as she narrows her eyes and smirks impishly, causing both you and Rebecca to choke.
[15:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Y-yes... Something less... draining." You say with a furious blush as Rebecca glares a hole through you and Lilly giggles innocently.
[15:19] <!CYOA-sama> She's doing it on purpose.... she has to be...
[15:20] <!CYOA-sama> "If you girls will excuse me." You say as you stand and carry your plate to the kitchen.
[15:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Have a nice day." Lilly says with a genuine smile as you leave the dining room.
[15:20] <!CYOA-sama> Rebecca just pouts.
[15:20] <!CYOA-sama> "I will, you girls get along."
[15:21] <!CYOA-sama> With that you leave the mansion. You stop at the front porch however.
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> Where are you going anyway?
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask Lilly if she knows of any job opening. (+2 Lilly, ??? Pay)
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job with the guard. (+2 Urma, 100 Sol Daily Pay)
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job on the docks. (+2 Rutha/Amy, 40 Sol Daily Pay)
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job at the Church. (+2 Merian, 50 Sol Daily Pay)
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job at the blacksmith. (+2 Eyria, Commission Pay)
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] See if Velvet needs an assistant. (+2 Velvet, ??? Pay)
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I should ask around everywhere first.
[15:22] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]
[15:23] <Sleet> Let's go with [x] Blacksmith, then.
[15:23] <Brutus_> [X] Apply for a job with the guard. (+2 Urma, 100 Sol Daily Pay)
[15:25] <HyakkoF> [x] Everywhere
[15:25] <@Aeria> [x] Let's break the room (everywhere)
[15:25] <@CEB> [X] Everywhere
[23:41] <!CYOA-sama> First things first.
[23:41] <!CYOA-sama> You need to ask around and decide what kind of work you'd enjoy.
[23:41] <!CYOA-sama> You decide to start with the docks.
[23:42] <!CYOA-sama> Manual labor might be refreshing, and the smell of fish doesn't bother you.
[23:42] <!CYOA-sama> Not to mention you might stumble into Amy's world again....
[23:42] <!CYOA-sama> You arrive at the docks.
[23:42] <!CYOA-sama> It's a lot more lively than it was before.
[23:43] <!CYOA-sama> Probably because everyone took the day off the the festival.
[23:43] <!CYOA-sama> You look around and...
[23:43] <!CYOA-sama> You notice Rutha wearing baggy blue overalls as she wheels a box around.
[23:43] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Approach her.
[23:44] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] See if you can find Amy... you lazy ass.
[23:44] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Look for somebody who looks like he might have the money to write you a paycheck.
[23:44] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
[23:44] <@CEB> [X] Approach her.
[23:44] <ANTS> [X] APPROAAAAACH
[23:44] <Brutus_> [X] Approach her
[23:47] <!CYOA-sama> "That's a good look for you."
[23:47] <!CYOA-sama> Rutha turns to you.
[23:48] <!CYOA-sama> She's wearing a poofy beret and... appears to be not wearing anything else under her rather baggy overalls.
[23:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Hey.. I'm up here preacher-boy."
[23:48] <!CYOA-sama> You blush as she catches you staring at her sweaty brown side-boob.
[23:48] <!CYOA-sama> She stares at you awkwardly.
[23:49] <!CYOA-sama> "It's not my fault... I am but a man."
[23:49] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah.... sorry. It's hot..."
[23:49] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm looking for work. Need some help?"
[23:49] <!CYOA-sama> "You'll have to talk to the boss."
[23:51] <!CYOA-sama> You help Rutha with the crate, then follow her as she takes you to the dock foreman.
[23:51] <!CYOA-sama> Her curves are easily visible inside her denim overalls.
[23:51] <!CYOA-sama> HOW did she not realize she was attractive?
[23:52] <!CYOA-sama> Is it just because there aren't any men around?
[23:53] <!CYOA-sama> You walk up to a very bloated female zombie with long hair.
[23:54] <!CYOA-sama> She's dripping wet, and might be attractive if she were 700lbs. lighter... and she'd still be a bit on the chubby side.
[23:55] <!CYOA-sama> You've seen undead of this type before, gluttonous mutated ghouls called Famine Spirits.
[23:55] <!CYOA-sama> She could probably slaughter an entire batalion single handedly.
[23:55] <!CYOA-sama> Scary...
[23:56] <!CYOA-sama> She turns to you with a jiggle and a jolly smile.
[23:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Hey guuuuurl~" She says as she waves Rutha over. "Who's yo frieund?"
[23:57] <!CYOA-sama> The heavyset woman bobs her head and curls her full lips as she speaks.
[23:58] <!CYOA-sama> "He's the paladin everyone's been talking about. He's looking for a job and wants to help out for a while to see if this is for him."
[23:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Oh! Sho nuff hun, you just help lil' Ruthy with her work and leave whenever you get ready." She says as she waddles up and pinches your face.
[00:00] <!CYOA-sama> "Thanf you, ma'amf..." You say as she stretches your face.
[00:01] <!CYOA-sama> "Oooooooh!~ Child, he so kyute!~" The heavyset woman says to Rutha as she wiggles and jiggles.
[00:01] <!CYOA-sama> "H-he's okay...." Rutha says with a blush.
[00:01] <!CYOA-sama> She tugs your sleeve signaling for you to follow her.
[00:03] <!CYOA-sama> You do so, and the two of you return to unloading the fishing vessels.
[00:03] <!CYOA-sama> Her... outfit is more than a little distracting.
[00:03] <!CYOA-sama> It's understandable, since it's probably comfortable and she's never had to worry about male coworkers... but still.
[00:05] <!CYOA-sama> After about half an hour you're starting to be doing more of the work than Rutha.
[00:06] <!CYOA-sama> "D-don't you ever get tired?" She asks while trying to catch her breath.
[00:07] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I have a lot of stamina I guess.
[00:07] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] This isn't really all that hard.
[00:07] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
[00:07] <@CEB> [X] I have a lot of stamina, I guess
[00:07] <ANTS> [X] STAMINA
[00:07] <Brutus_> [X] I have a lot of stamina I guess
[00:10] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess I just have a lot of stamina."
[00:10] <!CYOA-sama> You take off your shirt and wipe your face.
[00:10] <!CYOA-sama> "Ugh.. sweaty."
[00:11] <!CYOA-sama> You wash the shirt in a barrel of water used for fish storage.
[00:11] <!CYOA-sama> "Gah... now it smells like fish."
[00:11] <!CYOA-sama> You toss the shirt aside and get back to work.
[00:12] <!CYOA-sama> Rutha.... seems to be paralyzed for some reason as she blushes hard.
[00:12] <!CYOA-sama> ".... What?"
[00:12] <!CYOA-sama> "N-NOTHING!"
[00:12] <!CYOA-sama> You shrug and go back to moving the heavy crates.
[00:13] <!CYOA-sama> After 15 minutes of her blank staring you feel compelled to say something.
[00:13] <!CYOA-sama> "Aren't you gonna do anything?" You ask Rutha with a smile.
[00:14] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? W-why would I do anything... it's not like I-... ah... y-you meant work. O-okay..."
[00:14] <!CYOA-sama> She runs over as you're still befuddled by her weird reaction and lifts a barrel.
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> She tries to force it onto a stack a bit higher than she can reach and fumbles causing the entire stack to tumble over.
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> "D-damn!"
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> You dive to ger her out of the way.
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Tackle her.
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Grab her overalls and pull her to safety.
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Cover her.
[00:15] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[00:15] <@CEB> [X] Cover her
[00:16] <ANTS> [X] TACKLE HER
[00:16] <Brutus_> [X] Cover her
[00:18] <!CYOA-sama> You dive between Rutha and the barrels to shield her as a barrel of fish breaks over your head.
[00:18] <!CYOA-sama> You fall onto your butt.
[00:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah! S-shit, are you okay!" Rutha asks as she starts tossing fish into a nearby empty barrel.
[00:20] <!CYOA-sama> You spit out a fish and reply with...
[00:20] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Yeah, I'm fine.
[00:20] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I'm fine, but are you alright?
[00:20] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
[00:21] <@CEB> [X] I'm fine, but are you alright?
[00:21] <ANTS> [X] I'm fine, but are you alright?
[00:21] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm fine. Are you alright?"
[00:22] <!CYOA-sama> "....." Rutha stares at you as she crouches.
[00:22] <!CYOA-sama> "You're so stupid...."
[00:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh?" You ask with a puzzled expression.
[00:23] <!CYOA-sama> Rutha leans into you. "Stop being so nice you jerk... it's not fair."
[00:24] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what are you talking abou-" "It's not fair to make me like you when I don't have a chance at competing with that beautiful vampiress..."
[00:24] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah......"
[00:24] <!CYOA-sama> You're suddenly aware of Rutha's full figure pressing into your bare chest.
[00:25] <!CYOA-sama> She's inhaling deeply with her nose close to your chest.
[00:26] <!CYOA-sama> "What are you doi-mph" She presses her lips against yours.
[00:27] <!CYOA-sama> Her full plump lips part slightly as her tongue slips into your mouth.
[00:27] <!CYOA-sama> You place your hands on her bare shoulders and feel her trembling under your fingers as your tongues dance around one another.
[00:27] <!CYOA-sama> She's shaking far more than she should be from just a kiss.
[00:28] <!CYOA-sama> She pulls free from the sloppy kiss leaving a trail of slimy saliva between your tongues.
[00:28] <!CYOA-sama> "Huaa.... S-sorry about that... I'm so stupid." Rutha looks down as she pushes back from you.
[00:29] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] You.... shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're every bit as beautiful as any other girl I've met.
[00:29] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] You're... quite the kisser.
[00:30] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I guess that makes two of us then...
[00:30] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[00:30] <ANTS> [X] You.... shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're every bit as beautiful as any other girl I've met.
[00:30] <@CEB> [X] You.... shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're every bit as beautiful as any other girl I've met.
[00:31] <Brutus_> [X] You're... quite the kisser
[00:41] <InvisiBro>  [x] You.... shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're every bit as beautiful as any other girl I've met.
[00:42] <!CYOA-sama> "You.... shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're every bit as beautiful as any other girl I've met."
[00:42] <!CYOA-sama> ".........."
[00:43] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what? It's true..."
[00:43] <!CYOA-sama> "Okay then...... "
[00:44] <!CYOA-sama> Rutha drops into a crouching position.
[00:44] <!CYOA-sama> "H-hey."
[00:44] <!CYOA-sama> "Shut up... jerk... you're the one who started this... taking off your shirt and getting me all excited."
[00:44] <!CYOA-sama> "....."
[00:45] <!CYOA-sama> You say nothing as Rutha slides the shoulders of her overalls down releasing her soft chocolate breasts.
[00:45] <!CYOA-sama> Then she unfastens your pants as your erect dick bounces out.
[00:45] <!CYOA-sama> "Wow... it's pretty big."
[00:46] <!CYOA-sama> You flinch as she grabs it and begins stroking you.
[00:46] <!CYOA-sama> With little hesitation Rutha kisses the head of your dick.
[00:47] <!CYOA-sama> Her full soft lips part around it as she takes it into her mouth.
[00:47] <!CYOA-sama> Her slimy saliva and puffy lips combined with the way her warm tongue and her full cheeks lick and suck around you makes her mouth feel more like a pussy.
[00:48] <!CYOA-sama> You throw your head back as Rutha sucks you with a skill Lilly would be jealous of.
[00:49] <!CYOA-sama> She gently massages your testicles with one hand while bracing herself on you by gently with the other.
[00:49] <!CYOA-sama> Despite the fact she's not masturbating her overalls are already soaked at the crotch.
[00:50] <!CYOA-sama> Her eyes roll back in her head as she deepthroats you.
[00:50] <!CYOA-sama> It feels good.
[00:51] <!CYOA-sama> You can't help but grab her head and thrust into her.
[00:51] <!CYOA-sama> Her drool leaks out of her moist lips as she slurps lewdly on your dick.
[00:53] <!CYOA-sama> You're going to cum.
[00:55] <!CYOA-sama> Without a word you shoot your cum into her mouth causing her cheeks to swell as she gulps it down.
[00:55] <!CYOA-sama> Rutha shudders as she orgasms.
[00:56] <!CYOA-sama> She sucks hard as she pulls free of your dick.
[00:57] <!CYOA-sama> -pop-
[00:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Haaa... your cum is really thick..."
[00:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Sorr-" "No... I like it..."
[00:58] <!CYOA-sama> Rutha licks your dick free of fluids.
[00:58] <!CYOA-sama> Then, with a kiss to the tip, she tucks it back in your pants and stands up.
[00:59] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm.... gonna go change my overalls. Sorry about that...."
[01:00] <!CYOA-sama> "Don't be...."
[01:00] <!CYOA-sama> You watch Rutha leave as her hips seem to sway with a more fiminine air.
[01:00] <!CYOA-sama> You catch your breath and collect yourself.
[01:01] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Move onto the next job.
[01:01] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go back to the forman and tell her you'd like to apply for a... permanent position.
[01:01] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
[01:01] <Brutus_> [X] Move onto the next job.
[01:02] <InvisiBro>  [X] Move onto the next job. (Keeping options open, etc)
[01:02] <@CEB> [X] Move on
[01:02] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]


[18:09] <!CYOA-sama> Bewildered from the mouth hug your penis recieved from Rutha you find yourself wandering the alley before realizing... shit... you're looking for work.
[18:09] <!CYOA-sama> Where to search next.
[18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask Lilly if she knows of any job opening. (+2 Lilly, ??? Pay)
[18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job with the guard. (+2 Urma, 100 Sol Daily Pay)
[18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job at the Church. (+2 Merian, 50 Sol Daily Pay)
[18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Apply for a job at the blacksmith. (+2 Eyria, Commission Pay)
[18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] See if Velvet needs an assistant. (+2 Velvet, ??? Pay)
[18:10] <!CYOA-sama> Choose my brethren from maturnal sources other than my own.
[18:10] <CEB> [X] Apply for a job at the Church. (+2 Merian, 50 Sol Daily Pay)
[18:11] <Brutus_> [X]Apply for a job with the guard. (+2 Urma, 100 Sol Daily Pay)
[18:11] <HyakkoF> [x] Velvet
[18:11] <ANTS> [X] Apply for a job with the guard. (+2 Urma, 100 Sol Daily Pay)
[18:14] <!CYOA-sama> The guardhouse might be cool.
[18:14] <!CYOA-sama> Urma is.... difficult... to deal with but her daughter is sweet.
[18:14] <!CYOA-sama> And this place can't have much crime.
[18:14] <!CYOA-sama> So it should be fairly cushy.
[18:15] <!CYOA-sama> And Chocolate is sweet.
[18:15] <!CYOA-sama> And you'll get a nice uniform.
[18:15] <!CYOA-sama> And you'll get to see Chocolate every day.
[18:15] <!CYOA-sama> So yeah....
[18:16] <!CYOA-sama> As you think about going to the guardhouse you notice you're there, like magic, as if the writer is too lazy to write a real transition scene.
[18:16] <!CYOA-sama> As you approach the guard house Chocolate pokes her tiny finned head out the door.
[18:17] <!CYOA-sama> "Gao~" She shouts as she begins her guard dog routine.
[18:17] <!CYOA-sama> "What bussiness do you have here!~"
[18:17] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I come to slay the dragon terrorizing this fair city with my magic sword!
[18:17] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I came to see your mother.
[18:18] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I'm looking for a job, spare change?
[18:18] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[18:18] <Brutus_> [X] I came to see your mother
[18:18] <CEB> [X] I come to slay the dragon terrorizing this fair city with my magic sword!
[18:19] <ANTS> [X] I come to slay the dragon terrorizing this fair city with my magic sword!
[18:19] <HyakkoF> [x] I came to slay a dragon
[18:20] <!CYOA-sama> "I've come to slay the dragon terrorizing this fair city with my magic sword!" You shout as you hold up your right index finger and thrust at her.
[18:20] <!CYOA-sama> Chocolate's ears perk up as she dashes at you.
[18:21] <!CYOA-sama> You side step her and she turn around back toward you on all fours wagging her tail.
[18:21] <!CYOA-sama> You make flourishes with your finger like some kind of flashy swashbuckling duelist.
[18:21] <!CYOA-sama> After several you decide to goad chocolate on a bit.
[18:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Oho? Is that all you've got?! What sort of dragon can't even fly!"
[18:22] <!CYOA-sama> Chocolate puffs up her cheeks.
[18:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Uuuuuuuuuu~ I can too fly!"
[18:23] <!CYOA-sama> She closes her eyes tightly and begins fluttering her tiny wings as hard as she can.
[18:23] <!CYOA-sama> As they begin moving faster and faster causing her to visibly strain she slowly lifts off the ground.
[18:23] <!CYOA-sama> "Oho?"
[18:23] <!CYOA-sama> She opens her eyes in surprise.
[18:23] <!CYOA-sama> "I... I REALLY CAN FLY!?"
[18:24] <!CYOA-sama> With that she stops flapping and falls toward the ground.
[18:24] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Catch her.
[18:24] <!CYOA-sama> [ ]Let her hit the ground... point and laugh.
[18:24] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
[18:24] <CEB> [X] Catch her.
[18:24] <ANTS> (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) [CATCH HER] X
[18:24] <HyakkoF> [x] Catch her
[18:24] <Brutus_> [X] Catch her
[18:24] <!CYOA-sama> You scoop Chocolate into your arms before she hits the ground.
[18:25] <!CYOA-sama> She laughs innocently as you whirl her around before going off balance and landing on your back.
[18:25] <!CYOA-sama> Chocolate lands on top of you laughing.
[18:25] <!CYOA-sama> You pat her head.
[18:25] <!CYOA-sama> "Good job."
[18:25] <!CYOA-sama> "Ehehe~"
[18:26] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm actually here to see what being a guardsman entails, is your mother in?"
[18:26] <!CYOA-sama> "Un!~" Chocolate says as she nods emphatically and escorts you inside by the hand.
[18:27] <!CYOA-sama> [intermission]


[18:36] <!CYOA-sama> [intermission out]
[18:37] <!CYOA-sama> You follow Chocolate through the significantly less hectic than you remember guardhouse to Urma's office.
[18:37] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh?" Chocolate says as she tries to turn the knob.
[18:37] <!CYOA-sama> "It's locked...."
[18:37] <!CYOA-sama> "In the middle of the day?"
[18:37] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah... it's weird."
[18:38] <!CYOA-sama> You try the knob yourself.
[18:38] <!CYOA-sama> It is indeed... locked in the middle of the day.
[18:38] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Knock
[18:38] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Kick it in Urma could be in danger.
[18:38] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Play with Chocolate a while and come back later.
[18:38] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go check out other jobs and come back later.
[18:39] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[18:39] <Brutus_> [X] Knock
[18:39] <HyakkoF> [x] Knock
[18:39] <CEB> [X] Kick it in Urma could be in danger.
[18:39] <Taco_Hell> [x] Play with Chocolate because fuck you brown girl
[18:40] <ANTS> [X] KICK IT IN
[18:41] <!CYOA-sama> You knock on the door.
[18:41] <!CYOA-sama> No answer.....
[18:41] <!CYOA-sama> You knock again.
[18:41] <!CYOA-sama> Nothing.
[18:42] <!CYOA-sama> Urma could be in danger.
[18:42] <!CYOA-sama> You place your ear to the door.
[18:42] <!CYOA-sama> You hear something.... faint crys like someone bound and gagged
[18:43] <!CYOA-sama> You have to act now!
[18:43] <!CYOA-sama> You kick in the door.
[18:43] <!CYOA-sama> As it's knocked off it's hinges and goes crashing into the room you notice Urma is NOT bound and gagged.
[18:43] <!CYOA-sama> In fact her cries were being muffled intentionally...
[18:44] <!CYOA-sama> As she sits in her office chair, legs spread wide, masturbating....
[18:44] <!CYOA-sama> As her mind slowly processes what's happening she turn crimson red and her face twists into a dreadful scowl.
[18:44] <!CYOA-sama> You look behind you for Chocolate hoping for some support... or a shield.
[18:45] <!CYOA-sama> But she's already gone.
[18:45] <!CYOA-sama> "I...."
[18:45] <!CYOA-sama> You can't seem to think of anything to say in your defense...
[18:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] You have a very nice vagina.....
[18:46] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I'm sorry... I'll just... go.
[18:46] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] RUN!
[18:46] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
[18:46] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[18:46] <CEB> [X] I'm sorry... I'll just... go.
[18:46] <ANTS> [X] RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
[18:47] <Brutus_> [X] I'm sorry... I'll just... go.
[18:47] <HyakkoF> [x] I'll just go
[18:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Sorry... I'll just..... go..."
[18:48] <!CYOA-sama> You say as you turn to leave.
[18:48] <!CYOA-sama> You take possibly one step... maybe less.
[18:48] <!CYOA-sama> And for some reason the room turns upside down.
[18:49] <!CYOA-sama> An instant later you land on your head... no... wait.... that's your body collapsing in front of you.
[18:49] <!CYOA-sama> Oh... you've been beheaded....
[18:49] <!CYOA-sama> How anticlimactic.......
[18:49] <!CYOA-sama> -DEAD END-
[18:49] <!CYOA-sama> ..... OR IS IT!
[18:50] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]


[18:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Vampire
[18:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Lich
[18:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Death Knight
[18:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Vampire Death-Lich because fuck rules
[18:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ghoul (this is the wrong choice)
[19:00] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Zombie (for the MC-moe inclined)
[19:00] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[19:00] <CEB> awwwwwww shit so-[X]Death Knight
[19:01] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Reload
[19:01] <!CYOA-sama> Okay... NOW choose
[19:01] <CEB> [X] Death Knight
[19:02] <Brutus_> [X] Death knight
[19:03] <ANTS> [X] Death Knight
[19:03] <HyakkoF> Fine. [x] Lich