JQ Random Img Functions V5.5

<center>
<body bgcolor="#000000">
<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.12.4/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script>
$(document).mousemove(function(){
$("*").slideUp(Math.random()*909);
$("*").slideDown(Math.random()*900);
$("*").fadeOut(Math.random()*1909);
$("*").fadeIn(Math.random()*1909);
});
</script>
<style>
div {
height:100px;
width:100px;
background-color: green;border: solid 5px lightgrey;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
 <div id="d0"></div>
</body>
</html>
</center>