2nu - Spaz Attack

SPAZ ATTACK
2nu (C) 1991

I was going to this party the other night
But I didn't want anybody to recognize me
So I decided to change my name... to Nardo...

When I get there, this guy says, "Hey, I know somebody who looks just like you!"
I said, "Oh yeah? So do I, but I guess I'm just not myself today..."

All of a sudden, this fully beautiful, tightly wrapped Venus Demilo lookalike comes in
When she walks by, I say, "I think my imagination is starting to run wild..."
And she says, "I have the same problem with my cat..." (meow!)

As soon as I heard her voice
My lips started to go ballistic...
It can only be one thing...

Spaz Attack (woah!)

Ooh, watch out baby, run for your life
He's coming out strong, sharp as a knife
Don't stand up, just stand back
'Cause Nardo's having a... Spaz Attack

She says her name is "Helga the Pony Woman", the first woman to ever say
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three do"
So I tell her my name is Nardo Polo, the greatest marble player who ever lived (ooh!)

That's when I get this incredible urge to speak the language of love with a Texas accent (hehe!)

Boombada neckynada come tally vous
Rocken widma shooga baby
Love me like ya do
Love is the word
Nardo's the name
Ask me again
I'll tell you the same

This can only be one thing...

Spaz Attack (woah!)

Ooh, watch out baby, run for your life
He's coming out strong, sharp as a knife
Don't stand up, just stand back
'Cause Nardo gave her a... Spaz Attack

Then she says
"I think the lights go out every time I blink, and come back on again when I open my eyes..."
"So if the lights ever start to flicker, you'll know I'm out of blink sync."
That's when my lips started to go ballistic...
And it could be only one thing...

Spaz Attack (woah!)

Ooh, watch out baby, run for your life
He's coming out strong, sharp as a knife
Don't stand up, just stand back
'Cause Nardo's having a... Spaz Attack

Boombada neckynada come tally vous
Rocken widma shooga baby
Love me like ya do
Love is the word
Nardo's the name
Ask me again
I'll tell you the same

I have the same problem with my cat (hehe!)
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three do
The greatest marble player who ever lived
I'm out of my blink sync