SCConvo1

-- sixCombined [SC] began pestering dauntlessEngineer [DE] at 23:03 --
SC: You won't dismiss me like the rest, will you?
SC: I do have the right one of you, correct? You're the farm girl?
SC: I mean, normally I wouldn't bother you, of all people, but honestly out of all of your friends you are, quite frankly, the one who wis the most likely to listen to reason.
SC: Or at least the only one who would actually be kind enough to help somepo-...some...stranger...out.
SC: Also because I seem to recall that you were the one to agree with this anyway.
-- dauntlessEngineer [DE] rushes back to the computer all lickety-split like --
DE: My most humble apologies Mr. Combined! Pop's needed me for something.
DE: Wait, who the dickens are you, anyways?
SC: That will matter later.
SC: For now, I am asking for your aid.
DE: Uh, how much later? And why is your text so doggone hard to read?
SC: Soon.
DE: All righty then...
SC: And...I don't know, I don't usually find it that hard to read...
DE: So, what's this y'all need my help with? I don't even know who you are!
SC: Not right now, but eventually.
SC: And it isn't all that demanding either, honestly it's probably something any-...one would do anyway.
SC: Still, it is very important.
DE: I'm not too keen on offering propositions from complete strangers, in person or otherwise.
DE: keep talking and maybe I
DE: I'll be interested. Doggone it!
DE: Now you got my penmanship all discombobulated!
SC: In return, I will answer two of your questions as honestly as I can.
SC: One now, and one after you've completed the task.
DE: Really, huh.
DE: Gimmie a sec to contemplate this.
DE: This thing you want me to do...Is it for yourself, or one of your compadres?
DE: Hombres, amigos, chums, etc.
SC: Myself, mostly.
SC: I suppose for others as well, in the grand scheme of things...
DE: I see, I see. I think.
DE: You're mighty shifty about this.
DE: I'd ask you where y'all are located, but my one bullet's been up and expended.
DE: I'd at least like to know where we can meet up when I complete this here task of yours.
SC: these would all be questions you can ask after you agree to my request.
DE: ((one sec))
DE: Well, shoot. Looks like you roped me in, stranger. Whaddya need?
SC: Good.
SC: Listen carefully now. This is very important.
SC: Now, soon. Very soon. You will receive several packages in the mail.
SC: The first is one you have been waiting for. Proceed as you normally would here.
SC: The second is from me. it is a very mundane item, but very powerful in the right hands.
SC: Take this and leave it in an open place around your room, liberally seperated from any other objects.
SC: Now, this is very important.
DE: I'm listenin'.
SC: There may or may not be a third package there, depending on how well my other plans go.
SC: This one will likely be from a friend of yours, though she...or he...will not recall sending it.
-- dauntlessEngineer [DE] blinks --
SC: Take the contents of this package and captchalogue it. And do not un-captchalogue it until I tell you that you can safely do so.
SC: And that is it.
DE: Lemme get this straight...
DE: Package A is something I'm expectin'. Package B may as well be a comb or something I can leave on my nightstand, and I may or may not be getting package C from someone who may not even remember sending it.
DE: Stranger, this sounds like a hill of beans to me!
DE: How do I know y'all not pullin' my leg?
SC: If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen.
SC: When it does, I simply ask that you follow my instructions.
DE: Okay, stranger. I'll follow your bread crumb trail for now.
DE: But I expect answers when I start askin' questions!
SC: Excellnent.
DE: Next time, I'll have plenty of bullets.
DE: I hope not to use 'em.
SC: So you can ask me a question now, I will try to answer it to the bes of my ability.
DE: All righty then...Where are you?
SC: Are you sure that is what you wish to ask?
SC: I mean I can tell you, but I can assure you it will not help you at all.
SC: But if you insist, I suppose I could describe where I am.
DE: Stranger, I find it very unlikely that you are not located anywhere outside the boundaries of this planet. Take your best shot.
SC: Ok thne, I won't go into to too may specifics, as it won't make much of a difference anyway...
SC: Right now...I'm actually in a few places.
DE: I beg your pardon?
SC: Physically, myself, as I am right now, I am in a temple.
DE: A temple? Like in one of those adventure-style movies?
DE: I like those!
SC: I'm other places too, but there's one that I believe will interest you the most.
SC: Right now.
DE: Especially the ones in Uncharted--But that's not quite a movie now is it...
SC: I am in a room.
SC: In a house.
SC: On a farm.
-- dauntlessEngineer [DE] blinks --
DE: Stranger...You best be hidin' good because I'm gonna come for ya!
DE: This has gone from straight up creepy to straight up stalkin'!
-- dauntlessEngineer [DE] loads her guns and goes to search the house --
DE: ((Cue GM fiat))
SC: Oh, don't worry. I won't be jumping out at you.
SC: But all in all, I believe that is enough information for a fair trade, don't you?
DE: ==>
-- dauntlessEngineer [DE] returns after an exhaustive search --
DE: Listen here, you.
DE: I don't know who you are or why y'all are hidin' in my house.
DE: But the moment I find ya, I'm gonna tie you up like a wild hog and beat the answers outta ya like a pinata!
DE: Comprende?
SC: I don't think I'd enjoy that.
SC: Which I suppose is to say you.
SC: But ath is a matter for another time.
DE: Of course you wouldn't. Because you do not mess with the Callahans, you son of a--
DE: ...Sorry. Pop's would soap my mouth if I so much as uttered one syllable of profanity.
DE: I'll be lookin' for you, stranger.
SC: I'll be seeing you too, Ms. Callahan.
SC: I do hope you'll withold your end of the bargain.
SC: Until then.
-- sixCombined [SC] ceased pestering dauntlessEngineer [DE] at 23:42 --