Quote list

The longest quote list you've ever seen:
"Roosters will peck your head into a nub"
-Junie B. Jones
"Great. I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."
-Emmet
"It is the same hat! And the same monkey! You followed me all the way from Africa? To Play peekaboo?"
-The man with the yellow hat (Ted)
"You're surrounded! Throw down the Boo Boo and put your hands over your head!"
-FBI Agent Dale Grissom
"For your information, I was gonna shoplift most of this!"
-Gruncle Stan
"I'm not your boyfriend"
-Chowder
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-Patrick Star
"Go get your snacks"
-Etho
"No backsies"
-Sethbling
"Lets a go!"
-Mario
"Okeeeeey dokey!"
-Luigi
"HEY! CHIPPY! COME IN, CHIPPY!"
-Bowser
"Wingardium Leviosa... YES IT WORKED"
-Me
"Mmmmmm, yeah, rake dem leaves baby."
-Me
"I'll just kill everybody and then go to the bathroom."
-Sethbling
"//Waka wakas down the staris"
-Me
"Like standing on a skateboard and playing catch with a bowling ball... the way you do."
-Bill Nye
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you- it's been 7 years and the town has been infested with zombies that hump you to death"
-Me
"My mind is a strange place, only I am brave/stupid enough to go inside of it"
-Me
"..."
-Red
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"
-Old Man
"Well, there is now a screwdriver in my pants."
-Me
"Rock the xylophone!"
-Gold
"It may hurt like an atomic bomb is going off in your butt, but think about it this way, you have the nicest indestructible toilet in the universe."
-My friend
"We are all kidding ourselves...we didn't beat red...we survived him."
-Youtube Commenter
"And if I'm farming, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the one who's farming next to that gentlemen over there."
-Villager
"Rub some bacon on it."
-Bacon Bot
"Our boss is very demanding. We only get like a fifteen minute lunch break. And all we get to eat is icecream sandwiches."
-Rhett & Link
"I look at nsfw things all the time when I'm like right next to my parents... err, nsfw as in profanity filled things."
-Sapphire
"Tasty Bagel stood out amongst all other bagels. He was tastier than the rest, and he lived up to his name. I never met the guy personally, but I do know... he was delicious in both personality and contents."
-Diligent Digi-Egg
"But we could get a new Jason! A better Jason! A Jason that doesn't kill people with cheese!"
-Dan
"I LIKE THESE BETTER"
-Wavelength
"Never trust winky faces."
-Me
"You made me drop my turtle!"
-Jeffery
"I literally sak at everything but math, then in math everyone is like IDK THE ANSWER WHAT SHOULD I DO TEACHER and he is simply like JUST ASK RAY GDI IM MASTURBATING or something."
-Ray
"You wanna know my age? IT'S UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Me
"I've never had a poptart before."
-Wavelength
"Mmmmmhmmm, I think I've found the problem, it's not working."
-Etho
"LICK HIM YOU FOOL."
-Me
"Gonna mast-... er my drawing skills."
-Dilligent Digi-Egg
"A house divided against itself would be better than this."
-Abe Lincoln
"I watch documentaries about Israel whilst dressed as a Teletubby." -Another Youtube commenter
"The sage yaks on about the precursors who built this place all the time. Where did they go? Why did they build this crap?"
-Daxter
"It's been 3,000 years..."
-AZ
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
-Happy Mask Salesman
"Once upon a time, there was a Sep. He was the Seppiest Sep that ever Sepped. The end."
-Erapidash
"Yeah! That tree's on fire man!"
-Etho
"All I remember is falcon punching things."
-Me
"Well good to know, I'm pretty sure I've licked the bottom of my shoe multiple times."
-Me (In response to "Other not so fun fact: It's healthier to lick the bottom of an average persons shoe than smoke once.")
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, it's eleventeen o' clock, IT'S GRIME TIME!!!!"
-Doctor Disco
"Here, I'll give you this clump of dirt for that clump of tree."
-A kid in my class
"It's a baby deer! It's Bambi! Leave Bambi alone! Oh- Bambi's dead."
-Etho
"So if a queen ever offers you an apple, reject that ***** and shove it down her throat."
-PolitePoyomon
"I'll save you! Tree powers ACTIVATE!"
-Tree Man
"LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! *shoots gun*"
-asdf cop
"Hello!"
-Parking meter
"Die potato!"
-asdf guy
"PIE FLAVOR!"
-Another asdf guy
"Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!... No llama no!!!"
-asdf professor
"Who parked their car... on my sandwich!?"
-Yet another asdf guy
"I fly into mud, with a paper bag on my head."
-Buford
"We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"
-Peeves
"What are you looking at me for? I DIDN'T USE ZELDADUNGEON!"
-Me
"Falcon PUNCH"
-Captain Falcon
"This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants."
-The captain dude from Wall-E
"I don't want to survive. I want to live."
-The captain dude form Wall-E
"I thought your grandma smelled like ant pheromones."
-Phineas
"SP00PY NEW GOAT!"
-Me
"If it's a normal person, gibberish, if it's Sep, it's many things."
-Latios
"But Link is only seventeen! He can't marry a fish if he's only seventeen years old!"
-Me
"Do a barrel roll!"
-Peppy Hare
"Yer becoming more like yer father."
-Peppy Hare
""OW IT HURTS WHEN I BURN MY HAIR" -Sep in Sapph's dream 2016"
-Sapph
"All my butt muscles hurt, and I have sand in... awkward places."
-Eponyta
"SPIDER MAN SUBSCRIBED TO ME!"
-Me
"Life is like a box of chocolates- it lasts shorter with fat people."
-A YouTube commentor
"Come on everybody and say it again! It's time to kill the Canadians."
-TomSka
"Does anyone remember that one time I tried to draw a box?
And failed for like a week before I gave up.
I drew that box >:D
After only a few months oops."
-Sapph
"We've also got some pesky intruders! BAM! Get outta here! And um... We never finished the sleep- The sleep farm? Lets make a sleep farm in Minecraft! Put loads of beds everywhere! Farm all of the sleepingness!"
-Xisumavoid
"PM is dreaming about falling from the sky while eating a burger"
-Flamey
"Hmmm. Stay fuzzy, save the world... Choices. Oh alright fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!"
-Daxter
"Step 1: Stay Alive. Step 2: THINK ABOUT NOT DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!"
-Daxter
"It was at that moment, John Cena fully believed that the invisibility potion he made, ( Made of skittles and worm farts), had taken effect"
-A person on Imgur
"Sep why does that Shrek look like you?"
-Polite Poyomon
"The attic makes my hands smell weird."
-Me
"Okok i found a way to get rich.
1. Be trans 2. Be a parent 3. You are now transparent. Go rob a bank or something."
-Sapph
"Now to finish the butt pinecone and then colour/shade"
-Flamey
"I'm really feeling it!"
-Shulk
"Come on Wilson, you can die... Good boy!"
-Etho
"Harpoons harpoons, they're better than spoons"
-Tom
"When Mario long jumps I used to think he yelled "BLESS YOU!""
-Another Youtube commenter