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- [Gimp] The Vulva has joined the game!
- 'Bring it on bitches'
- [MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
- 'Procastinator Scratches Asmo's Severed Balls'
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Hiyaaa
- [DontMe] lags and has joined the game!
- 'Hello! Am i the only one on 3G here?'
- [MumuPikachu] says: im 3g
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: You are 3g?
- [DontMe] lags and says: hi 3g
- [procastinator] has joined the game!
- [MumuPikachu] says: what hell
- Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Shall we go
- [MumuPikachu] says: I am being randomly surrounded by bullies
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: With 4?
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: I bully only myself
- [procastinator] says: yes.
- [MumuPikachu] says: not you, the oter 2
- [DontMe] lags and says: i'm inviting someone
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Oh
- [MumuPikachu] says: ok maybe I can safely poof
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: I shall wait then
- [DontMe] lags and says: i'm bullying myself too
- [MumuPikachu] says: yup
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Why you poofing
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: So sad
- [procastinator] says: pls don't poof
- [MumuPikachu] says: scared
- [procastinator] says: i want to play with you
- [MuumiJumala] has joined the game!
- 'You can't build a peaceful world on empty stomachs and human misery.'
- [DontMe] lags and says: me? poofing?
- [MumuPikachu] says: see bully wants to toy with me
- To Gimp: idk I
- [procastinator] says: LOOOOOOL
- To Gimp: well
- [procastinator] says: start pls
- [procastinator] says: don't leave mumuu
- [procastinator] says: :c
- [MumuPikachu] says: ok :c
- [DontMe] lags and says: tbh i called myself the poofer once
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Mumiii
- [DontMe] lags and says: oh sorry, my brain lags
- [Gimp] The Vulva whispers: you what?
- [MumuPikachu] says: its okay I can rq like that old girl who used to play here , sarah or w/e her name was
- [DontMe] lags and says: i didn't read mumu's message
- To Gimp: nvm, I will play, just chicken lol!
- [procastinator] says: sarah
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Don't is moist joining?
- [procastinator] says: LOL
- [MumuPikachu] says: moist what
- [procastinator] says: you know my name
- [MumuPikachu] says: do you always talk about my moist things
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Idk moist
- [procastinator] says: dick
- [MumuPikachu] says: in each other's presence
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: That's the players name
- [procastinator] says: moist dick
- [procastinator] says: no
- [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady has joined the game!
- 'Penis.'
- [procastinator] says: moist p u s s y
- [MumuPikachu] says: oh
- [procastinator] says: LOOOOOL
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Hello ello
- [DontMe] lags and says: YAY!!
- [DontMe] lags and says: She's here
- [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: B U S S Y
- [MumuPikachu] says: brb saving this caht
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: Lets go
- Wild Mode: My Little Shoppy
- All players can build their own personal shop!
- Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
- My Achievements
- Players with an account can obtain Wild Mode achievements in this game!
- Gimp donated 160 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
- MumuPikachu donated 117 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
- DontMe donated 34 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
- procastinator donated 5 euros and receives the Donator Horn!
- MuumiJumala donated 150 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
- MoistKumquat donated 25 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
- Players donated €492 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €492!
- Let the games begin!
- [MumuPikachu] may start!
- [MumuPikachu] rolled 6.
- [MumuPikachu] became a sexy Succubus.
- Jukebox: Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
- [Gimp] The Vulva says: I shall quickly wee
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] knew the answer and received 4 Rupees.
- [DontMe] lags and says: i love moist and wet, either will do
- [DontMe] lags and says: i love Vulvas too
- [DontMe] lags and rolled 8.
- [DontMe] lags and became a warped Time Twister.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
- [procastinator] rolled 5.
- [procastinator] became a mysterious Enchantress.
- [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: what about slightly damp
- Enchantress [procastinator] didn't enter the brothel.
- [MuumiJumala] rolled 9.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: sure, no problem
- [MuumiJumala] became a tricky Illusionist.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] entered the Cave.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] got lost in the Cave and got incapacitated.
- [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 5.
- [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady became a deadly Assassin.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
- [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7.
- [Gimp] The Vulva became a brutish Barbarian.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone Night Vision Goggles.
- ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
- Players are no longer Disarmed!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 17.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and stored a part of their soul in their Soulstone.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] fled to space 3.
- Enchantress [procastinator] fled to space 3.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] fled to space 3.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and fled to space 3.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady attracted Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled 13 spaces back.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady tried to assassinate Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva, who got incapacitated.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: put me out of my incap misery
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva broke free of her Incapacitation!
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Fishing Pole.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Enchantress [procastinator] replaced one of her Shoppy items with some Lumpias.
- Enchantress [procastinator] says: p stacking my shop
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] stood at a crossroads.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: *patpats Muumi*
- Enchantress [procastinator] says: brb*
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Nutritious Mold.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] went to the Pawn Shop.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] pawned her Improbability Device for 18 Rupees.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Potion.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Signal Jammer.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Butter.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Weed.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and received a Fishing Pole.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and entered the Academy Of Adventure.
- Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: pose master's, phaser, black hole in a box, revive scroll, clock, bag ofwonders, cards of fate scroll, lumpias
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and subscribed to the Spare Time Efficiency course.
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 10.
- Enchantress [procastinator] received a Fishing Pole.
- Enchantress [procastinator] pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Rooster.
- Enchantress [procastinator] used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone a Green Dragon Egg.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] skipped a turn.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: a cock
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: always a good idea
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady received a Bucket.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: always
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
- Jukebox: Wang Rong Rollin - Chick Chick
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady went to the Time Machine.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used the Time Machine...
- ...and ended up in the Future.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady bought a Personal Forcefield at the Future Shop.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received a Mining Pick.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used the Time Machine...
- ...and ended up in the Future.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is experiencing lag.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva bought an item from Bender.
- Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is going to the Bank!
- Enchantress [procastinator] is going to the Pawn Shop!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] is going to the Bank!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] took out a life insurance.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat.
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 10.
- Enchantress [procastinator] pawned her Hypno Glasses for 20 Rupees.
- Enchantress [procastinator] pawned her Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is going to his Little Shoppy.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
- Enchantress [procastinator] enchanted her Hamburger and made it Soulbound.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
- MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Enchantress [procastinator] is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] received a Bucket.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Brain Massager at his personal shop.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Gobbo at his personal shop.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Demonic Ritual Stone at his personal shop.
- Enchantress [procastinator] used Arcane Relocation to move Illusionist [MuumiJumala] 3 spaces forward.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] summoned an Aquatic Imp with his Demonic Ritual Stone.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 4.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady channeled her chi and gained 1 Speed.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4.
- Enchantress [procastinator] says: uhh
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva has an account balance of 20 Rupees.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 12.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] struck fear into her enemies' hearts!
- Enchantress [procastinator] ran away 5 spaces.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] ran away 5 spaces.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady ran away 5 spaces.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
- DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and stood at a crossroads.
- To MoistKumquat: -pats-
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and went to the Time Machine.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: oof sorry
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used the Time Machine...
- ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and fished in the well in the Middle Ages and caught a Fish.
- To procastinator: meet piika, the great vegetable
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 8.
- To procastinator: bad shop and succubus
- To procastinator: real nice yes?
- Enchantress [procastinator] replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Hamburger.
- Jukebox: The Vaccines - Wreckin' Bar (Ra Ra Ra)
- Enchantress [procastinator] drank her Liquid Luck...
- Enchantress [procastinator] found 3 Rupees because of her Liquid Luck.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: oh o
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] stood at a crossroads.
- Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: haa
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] went to the Pawn Shop.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Broken Glass.
- Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: only bad thing in my shop now is the bag of wionders
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] pawned his Sword for 15 Rupees.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Potion.
- Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: LOL
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] pawned his Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
- Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady drank piss.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: ew
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is going to the Bank!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Improbability Dice caused every other player's dice skin to randomize for a turn!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 9.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Omg
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Life Shield wore off.
- Gimp had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Jukebox: Devil May Cry 4 - Sworn Through Swords
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva stood at a crossroads.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva went to the Old Mine.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva entered the Cave.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: i love Vulvas
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva found a Shroom Of Doom in the Cave.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Shroom Of Doom, ran 2 spaces forward and turned into a horrible Doom Walker!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva infected Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady with Fungal Doom!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva released spores from her mutated body, causing an eclipse!
- ***The U.N. have proposed a motion!***
- You have cast your vote in favor of the U.N. Motion!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Mecha Egg.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] relaxed at the Asian Pond at the Ninja Temple.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] fished in the Asian Pond and caught a Fish.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: YEYYYY
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and took out a life insurance.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted her own Rupees back to 23.
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 10.
- Enchantress [procastinator] stood at a crossroads.
- Enchantress [procastinator] went to the Old Mine.
- Enchantress [procastinator] entered the Cave.
- Enchantress [procastinator] went 11 spaces forward on the Batmobile.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] discovered the Holey Cellar! Wow!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Proc give us wealth
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: what
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hell
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: WOW!
- Enchantress [procastinator] says: no
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] stole the Seventh Ring Of Hell from the Holey Cellar!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: report?
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: also those 2 of all thing
- A pig fell on Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: amazing
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 5.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva was shot back 18 spaces by Pirates!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: dys said it's bug
- The U.N. motion to call for Reinforcements has been carried.
- ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva started reading her Book: Grenadier.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva injected herself with her Syringe's fluid and gained the Pacman skill for 7 turns, an Extra Turn and Gonorrhea.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is gonna use her Improbability Device.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: what's a bug
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 4.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady lassoed Enchantress [procastinator] successfully!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: That only happens with the portable hole right?
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] joined the Cowboys! Yeehaw!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] entered the Cowboy town.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Supposed to happen
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] entered the saloon.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva socketed her Ordinary Necklace with a Night Crystal and created an Obsidian Necklace!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] stole a Mining Pick from the drunk.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva equipped her Obsidian Necklace.
- Enchantress [procastinator] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: yeah, as per dys' statement
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Hamburger and ran 18 spaces forward.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 5.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and slapped Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady 3 spaces forward with their Fish.
- Enchantress [procastinator]'s Temporary Luck wore off.
- Enchantress [procastinator] enchanted her Crystal Meth and made it Soulbound.
- Enchantress [procastinator] pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
- Enchantress [procastinator] used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone a Human Brain.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Grenadier feat.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and ate their Human Brain, ran 3 spaces forward and learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] ate his Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Grenadier feat.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Phaser.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: mmmm brains
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady ate her Human Brain, ran 2 spaces forward and learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and ate their Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Grenadier feat.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Improbability Device on Gandalf the Grey!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] had his Speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: bitch
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] set his Phaser to Kill.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] shot his Phaser at Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva got hit and fell to the ground... dead.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva died and is no longer a Doom Walker.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva died and lost all diseases (Gonorrhea).
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: why gimp?
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva gets another turn!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: i dont like doom walkers
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: I are reading book
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: is grenadier bad?
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Of f same
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva peacefully rots away. (Revival next turn!)
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: oh
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Dark Scroll: Dark Sacrifice.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] used her Dark Scroll to cast Dark Sacrifice. Succubus [MumuPikachu] died and cursed:
- * Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva with Curse Of Resurrection.
- * Time Twister [DontMe] lags and with Curse Of Cold.
- * Enchantress [procastinator] with Curse Of Resurrection.
- * Illusionist [MuumiJumala] with Curse Of Cold.
- * Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady with Curse Of Resurrection.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] died at Saruman the Grey.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used Steady Progression on Illusionist [MuumiJumala].
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady removed her Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Resurrection)
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady ate her Hamburger and ran 21 spaces forward.
- ***Everyone ish Drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Fishing Pole got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and walked across the Beach and found a message in a bottle.
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 3.
- ***Everyone is Crazy!***
- Happy Happy Joy Joy
- Enchantress [procastinator] resurrected Succubus [MumuPikachu] with her Curse Of Resurrection.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: oh good my normal shtate ...hic!
- Enchantress [procastinator] replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Chicken.
- Enchantress [procastinator] received a Dark Scroll: Polymorph.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: You drunk? ...hic!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hic.... ...hic!
- Enchantress [procastinator] used her Dark Scroll to turn Illusionist [MuumiJumala] into a Hyena!
- Enchantress [procastinator] didn't dare to explore the jungle.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: crazy and drunk ...hic!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: ish being crazy your normal shtate?
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 1.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: yeshh ...hic!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: or drunk one?
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Hamburger got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Steady Progression wears off.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: yeshhh
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] got bullied by a lion and gained 1 karma.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: i <3 crazy ppl
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERS!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: Ooo, shiny lever! I'm gonna pull ya!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: I have been drinking too many vocka i mean mango juice recnet
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone an ACME Magnet.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hic
- To procastinator: cancer ...hic!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Hookshot
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Brain Massager
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Skinning Knife, which cut her throat. [MoistKumquat] died.
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Bucket
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Ice Sculpting Saw, which cut off her head. [MoistKumquat] died.
- - [MuumiJumala]'s ACME Magnet, which knocked her unconscious.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is back alive!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva read a book on Grenadier.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady revived herself with her Soulstone.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 51.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate Enchantress [procastinator]. WACKA WACKA!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received 15 bonus Rupees!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: fuck off ...hic!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: all my nice itemsh ...hic!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] combined her Fish with her Banana to create a Banana Fish.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: ALL OF THEM ...hic!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] took the bucket from the lolrus.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used their ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Mining Pick, which knocked them unconscious.
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Hammer, which knocked them unconscious and 6 spaces forward.
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Hookshot
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
- - [MumuPikachu]'s ACME Magnet
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Bucket
- - [procastinator]'s Bucket, which knocked them unconscious.
- - [procastinator]'s ACME Magnet, which knocked them unconscious.
- - [procastinator]'s Sword
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Hookshot
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Brain Massager
- - [MoistKumquat]'s ACME Magnet
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Skinning Knife, which cut their throat. [DontMe] died.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Bucket, which knocked them unconscious.
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Time Travel Condom
- - [Gimp]'s Mining Pick, which knocked them unconscious.
- - [Gimp]'s ACME Magnet, which knocked them unconscious.
- - [Gimp]'s Gun, which shot them in the face.
- - [Gimp]'s Hookshot
- ***SPAM SPAM SPAM***
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and clicked fast and won Spam!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is still pushing the daisies. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: How ...hic!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: do you do it sho fasht
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: fuck you shpam
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] replaced one of her Shoppy items with Darth Revan's Mask.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: probably cheating
- To procastinator: dont me ushing magnet really
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with some Magic Mushrooms.
- To procastinator: ha, guessh we are the only decent people here ...hic!
- Enchantress [procastinator] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva clicked for Enchantress [procastinator])
- Enchantress [procastinator] rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: i <3 shpam ...hic!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Aquatic Imp got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: The llama... It's watching me! It wants to take my place!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] ate Scar and gained 2 karma.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is human again.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: There's an ass... in my ass!
- Jukebox: Drake ft. Rihanna - Take Care
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady received a Dark Scroll: Life Link.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady drank her Liquid Luck...
- Enchantress [procastinator] says: why? ...hic!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used her Dark Scroll to link her life with Time Twister [DontMe] lags and!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady found 4 Rupees because of her Liquid Luck.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Enchantress [procastinator] says: why kill me ...hic!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Moisht come back ...hic!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 10.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva earned 35 Rupees from the Bank.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva resurrected Enchantress [procastinator] with her Curse Of Resurrection.
- Enchantress [procastinator] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] replaced one of his Shoppy items with a Black Hole In A Box.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received a Dark Scroll: Steal Item.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Dark Scroll to steal Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Personal Forcefield with the Steal Item spell.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Improbability Device and found some cool items.
- Enchantress [procastinator] used Arcane Relocation to move Illusionist [MuumiJumala] 5 spaces backward.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: No I hate you all
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva combined her Boots with her Ethereal Gem to create Spirit Slippers.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 5.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 67.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Hamburger turned Ethereal.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 8.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: Step on it, Frankie! The narwhals are hot on our trail.
- *** Everyone gets SPEEDY SPEED! Wonkers! ***
- MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Flask Of Mojo from Hugh Hefner.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Grand Disappearance to move back 30 spaces.
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 2 + 4 = 6.
- Enchantress [procastinator] resurrected Time Twister [DontMe] lags and with her Curse Of Resurrection.
- Enchantress [procastinator]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
- Enchantress [procastinator] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: But why
- Enchantress [procastinator] fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
- Enchantress [procastinator] enchanted her Fish and made it Soulbound.
- Enchantress [procastinator] pitied the sad lolrus.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Personal Forcefield to gain a fully charged Forcefield!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 4 + 7 = 11.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Holy Water got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Grand Disappearance to move back to space 63.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] received a Dark Scroll: Liquidize.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Dark Scroll to liquidize Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's's Hypno Glasses, Tractor Beam and Night Vision Goggles! Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady gained 14 Rupees.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: cuz people shuck ...hic!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and milked their Cow and received a Glass Of Milk.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: I need a chocolate bar ...hic!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used Steady Progression on Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] learned the Hallucination talent!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: you need a kick in the pantsh ...hic!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Steady Progression wears off.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] stored his Gobbo in his Magic Hat.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Moisht how dare yoush ...hic!
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady learned the Assassinate talent!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4 + 5 = 9.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva learned the Break Free talent!
- Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
- Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Succubus [MumuPikachu] became a mystical Sorceress.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] learned the Flash talent!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 5 + 5 = 10.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is going to the Pawn Shop!
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Skinning Knife got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Speed Boost wore off.
- Time Twister [DontMe] lags and became a sexy Concubus.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and received a Dark Scroll: Blind.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and learned the Not My Time Yet talent!
- It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
- Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
- Enchantress [procastinator]'s Speed Boost wore off.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: shtop procrashtinating
- Jukebox: Miguel - Adorn
- Enchantress [procastinator] became a wild Druidess.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] learned the Shapeshift talent!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: shhow everyone your magnetic pershonality ! ...hic!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] soared 6 spaces forwards.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] slapped Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and 5 spaces forward with her Fish.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 5 + 7 = 12.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 7 + 7 = 14.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Phaser got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Speed Boost wore off.
- MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Illusionist [MuumiJumala] became a deadly Assassin.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] got dragged 11 spaces backwards by Saruman the Grey's Orcs.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Temporary Luck wore off.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Speed Boost wore off.
- Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady became a mystical Sorceress.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady went to the Pirate Ship.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady read a small note.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4 + 5 = 9.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Speed Boost wore off.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and. WACKA WACKA!
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received 20 bonus Rupees!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and died so Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady died as well through the Life Link effect.
- Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva became a deadly Assassin.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel is now spectating the game.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: lol
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hi tinyshaiyan
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: hi flint
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is going to the ACME Shop!
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Drunk
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]'s Speed Boost wore off.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: do i tashte yummy? ...hic!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: you do know who i am, right
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Howyd
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought some Sneezing Powder at the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: nice
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is sober again.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and likes being dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 9.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] is sober again.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Goldfish.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] pitied the sad lolrus.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Seventh Ring Of Hell got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is sober again.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Mumu I should have never told you my old name lmao
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] replaced one of her Shoppy items with Cocaine.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: flint
- To MuumiJumala: wait ...hic!
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: hi
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: do you know my old name
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [DontMe]'s Bucket
- - [DontMe]'s Mining Pick
- - [DontMe]'s Sword
- - [DontMe]'s Hammer
- - [DontMe]'s Hookshot
- - [DontMe]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
- - [DontMe]'s Time Travel Condom, which got sucked onto her head. [MumuPikachu] suffocated.
- - [DontMe]'s ACME Magnet
- - [DontMe]'s Skinning Knife, which knocked her unconscious.
- - [DontMe]'s Brain Massager
- - [Gimp]'s Gun
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Uhhhh
- To MuumiJumala: ok by now ...hic!
- To MuumiJumala: buy* ...hic!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady is sober again.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady likes being dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is going to his Little Shoppy.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: i had another account
- To MuumiJumala: I jusht wanted my shtuff from dontme'sh
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva resurrected Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and with her Curse Of Resurrection.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is sober again.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva lost her appetite and her Pacman skill.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: do you remember sarahpony/crystalrose?
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received a Book and Reading Glasses from Stephen Hawking.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Unfortunately not
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva instantly read her Book: Trivia Expertise with her Reading Glasses to learn the Trivia Expertise feat.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: OH
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is sober again.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Ethereal Gem got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Shopppyyy
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Ok yeah I remember you now
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and activated the Board Game Of Thrones reference event!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and became a Baratheon!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and walked into the Cave in Storm's End.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: probably bad memories lol i was p notorious then
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and fled from the dragon.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Broooo I thought you quit
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 8.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] is going to the ACME Shop!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: bro indeeed
- Jukebox: Marat - Marat Shit
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: i got banned
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] became a Stark!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: ok i'm out.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: :pensive:
- It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark prayed in the Winterfell Godswood and received a +4 Speed Boost.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Holy Water got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] became a Lannister!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Condense Magic on her Gasoline and created a Happy Crystal!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
- You can't use your Gun while you're dead, buddy!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister took out a life insurance.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark enchanted her Boots and made them Soulbound.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Improbability Dice caused every other player's dice skin to randomize for a turn!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Gimp had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva became a Targaryen!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister tried to assassinate Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark, who got incapacitated.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister smacked Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bored the dragon with a lame story.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat from her Brain Massager.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] peacefully rots away. (Revival next turn!)
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Dark Scroll: Mark For Death got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Where the fuck did I see the word vulva
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: ...
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pawned their Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pawned their Diss Card: Knockback for 5 Rupees.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Goddamnit Gimp LOL
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pawned their Hypno Glasses for 20 Rupees.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: nice collection of dragon eggs
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]'s Improbability Device in the Pawn Shop.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is gonna use their Improbability Device.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Hamburger got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Black Hole In A Box at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Brain Massager at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Shovel at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Glitch Glock at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Rooster at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Demonic Ritual Stone at his personal shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady got injected with the force of life!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to their Little Shoppy.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Arcane Relocation to move Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister 5 spaces backward.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady became a Baratheon!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady followed the Escape Tunnel from Storm's End and went forward 4 spaces.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Phaser into a Spider Mine.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister threw his Spider Mine to space 127.
- The Spider Mine will be powered up to explode in 15 seconds!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained 2 Mana.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Dark Scroll to mark Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and for Death!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: awww </3
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Fish.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Purebread Cat at her personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister activated his Spider Mine and it scuttled towards Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and exploded!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got killed by a Spider Mine!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva died at her personal Shoppy.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: cerii's pussy in shop hm
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: gotem
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
- Jukebox: Above & Beyond - On My Way to Heaven Seven Lions Remix
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: sadness
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Dark Scroll: Slow.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] became a Lannister!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister took out a life insurance.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Ring Of Light got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Improbability Device and found some cool items.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 8 + 6 = 14.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark's Speed Boost wore off.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark received a Fish.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister couldn't wait to swing her Hammer.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: imma have sex
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [DontMe]'s Hammer, which knocked her unconscious and 9 spaces back.
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Shovel, which knocked her unconscious.
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Brain Massager
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Hammer
- - [MoistKumquat]'s Hammer, which knocked her unconscious and 8 spaces back.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and seduced Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, who moved towards them.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ended up on Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's space and got incapacitated in a sexy way!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its first Flame Of Seduction.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: wtf
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and drugged Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady with Chloroform...
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its second Flame Of Seduction.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Heart Of The BGO Slut to have sex with Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its third Flame Of Seduction.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: leave my brain massagers alone
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and drugged Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady with Chloroform...
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its fourth Flame Of Seduction.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 5 + 5 = 10.
- ***Everyone is Crazy!***
- Happy Happy Joy Joy
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Night Vision Goggles got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and drugged Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady with Chloroform...
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its fifth Flame Of Seduction.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received a Parachute.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: magnet is the item pf the devil
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went to the Old Mine.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: yeah feels good
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the Archaeology Dig!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister gave his Potion to the Greedy Goblin and got past him!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and struck fear into their enemies' hearts!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ran away 6 spaces.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister ran away 7 spaces.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and sacrificed their Heart Of The BGO Slut to give themself an Easy Button.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister fed his Banana to the Starving Monster and got past him!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and sacrificed their Heart Of The BGO Slut to give themself an Easy Button.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: no
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister crossed the Chasm.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: how could you
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: sorry bby
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: i got excited
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: all my shit is frozen
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister didn't manage to get past the Ancient Construct and got killed.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received 40 Rupees from Life Insurance!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: you mean, they were magnetted twice
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 10.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: that too
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: Did everything taste purple just now?
- MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Coconut at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought Cocaine at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought Darth Revan's Mask at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought The Avaril at her personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 9 + 5 = 14.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: gimme the cock
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's War Helmet got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Camera at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Red Mushroom at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Lollipop at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought some Fireflies at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Purebread Cat at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Crocodile at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Watermelon at their personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 32.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark found 2 Snowballs.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used The Avaril to float 6 spaces forward.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: no
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: my brain
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Gun.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Fuzzy Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: is dumb
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark soared 5 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: Oh, we're never gonna surviiiiiiive... unless... we get a little bit craaaaazy!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Parachute.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ate their Red Mushroom and gained the Big Goomba Crusher effect!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady knew the answer and moved forward 5 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Forcefield wore off.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is still dead. (Revival next turn!)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ordered their Crocodile to attack Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, who got incapacitated.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark and gained 6 Mana!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: all i want in life is soulbound brain massager
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady and received 4 Rupees for it!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister went to the Pawn Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Sword for 15 Rupees.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is experiencing lag.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: stop mumu.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: so i dont need to keep buying them and losing after 2 rounds
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Brain Massager for 10 Rupees.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i can't even kill you
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Improbability Device for 18 Rupees.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is experiencing lag.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark enchanted her Hammer and made it Soulbound.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Hookshot for 12 Rupees.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: duh
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 12 + 5 = 17.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Broken Glass got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERS!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Speed Boost wore off.
- To procastinator: I just wantd flash mana lol
- Jukebox: Alex S. - Robot Rock
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and stood at a crossroads.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and went to the Bank.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and took out a life insurance.
- To procastinator: also we were on same sapce before, I didnt stab, so you dont have to worry much, I dont kill spam unless late game, unless its on a victim
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark stood at a crossroads.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark went to the Old Mine.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark entered the Cave.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark entertained the dragon with a story.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark received 9 Rupees and a Magic Crystal from the dragon.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: ok I sold all the relevant metals
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva lives once more!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stood at a crossroads.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva went to the Old Mine.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: hopefully seen last of magnet bull
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva found a Torch and entered the Cave.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Dark Scroll to mark Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady as a new target!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: :c
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva melted the ice in the Cave with her Torch and found the left side of a torn picture.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4.
- ***Pocket Ball GO!***
- Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
- The first player to catch 5 different creatures gains +2 Speed and a crappy Chikapu!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark whispers: rip my fish
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister moved forward 13 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 135.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Don't @ me
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 143.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Improbability Device turned Ethereal.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Filled Soulstone got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: @tinysayian
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Butter to make her Purebread Cat Delicious.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: HHHHHH
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received a Parachute.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- procastinator had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister ate his Hamburger and ran 19 spaces forward.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister got injected with the force of life!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister aimed the Catapult forward.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister launched himself with the Catapult!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister landed safely on space 171 thanks to his Parachute.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is going to the ACME Shop!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Soulstone at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought some Popcorn at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Human Brain at her personal shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lol
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Time Travel Condom at her personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister removed his Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Cold)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Purebread Cat reached Buttery Level 2!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Druggy feat.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Popcorn, moved forward 5 spaces and received a Eating Popcorn for 5 turns.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Flask of Mojo at Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: -hits mumu-
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a mysterious Potion at Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady tried to assassinate Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and, who got incapacitated.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with a Shapeshifter's Egg.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to the Bank!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 10.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister fled to space 184.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady fled to space 184.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and fled to space 156.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister found a ticking Bomb...
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lols
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got knocked 28 spaces back by the Time Bomb!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and skipped a turn.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Broken Glass got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
- Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
- ***The bear is on the loose!***
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Arcane Relocation to move Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister 1 space forward.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark found a Fishing Pole near the fountain of the White House.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark enchanted her Brain Massager and made it Soulbound.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Gimmeeee teh butters
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark caught a Piranha from the fountain of the White House, but got caught by a Secret Service agent and got incapacitated.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stored his Fuzzy Gobbo in his Magic Hat.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
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- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has joined the game!
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- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has joined the game!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has joined the game!
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel is now spectating the game.
- Let the games begin!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
- Jukebox: Taylor Swift - Blank Space
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: oh god what
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: What
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister attracted Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 12 spaces forward.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Taylor swift
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: another magnet
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Grand Disappearance to move back 30 spaces.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: why
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [procastinator]'s Shovel
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i soulbound...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: DON"T STEAL MY SHIT
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: fuck off
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pulled the Lever. Nothing happened.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: still got my shovel back
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: worth
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Evasion wore off.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Mumu
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Win it
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought some Magic Mushrooms at her personal shop.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: THAT WASN"T YOUR SHOVEL
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Wizard Hat at her personal shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Mecha Egg at her personal shop.
- Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: I know you can
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I BOUGHT IT
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Gobbo at her personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Gobbo into an Explosive Sheep.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: see as I always say, no good ever comes from magnet hwars
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- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: sigh
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister retrieved his Gobbo from his Magic Hat.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 11.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8.
- MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
- ***Everyone is Crazy!***
- Happy Happy Joy Joy
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: so i can't have anything
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: I'm the prettiest birdy in the whoooole forest! Tweet tweet!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister gave the sad lolrus her Bucket and gained 2 Speed!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has caught her first creature!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Wealth me babes
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: well SOMEONE has my shovel
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: and now i have one back
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to make the Lolrus use his LOL-powers on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lollipop got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: Bananas are blue!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and entered the Cave.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i have to have an empty inventory apparently
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm not allowed to have items
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and gave the dragon a Cow and received a gift from her.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I'm a little piggy! This is my snout! Oink oink oink!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister tried to assassinate Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and, who got incapacitated.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Grand Disappearance to move back to space 195.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Evasion wore off.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went 18 spaces forward on the Cat Bus!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has caught his first creature!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister caught the Cat Bus with his Pocket Ball!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Pocket Ball to send the Cat Bus after Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got a lift 10 spaces forward.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady lost all her death preventing effects and died because of Fungal Doom.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady revived herself with her Soulstone.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister caught a Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has now caught (2) different creatures!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: sigh
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Don't trust the chicken. It's out to get ya!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark got knocked 14 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got knocked 13 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Banana.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: ?????
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: WHY
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister summoned a Darkcaller with his Demonic Ritual Stone.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: "to keep your amgnet away
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: "
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has an account balance of 25 Rupees.
- Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
- Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I DON"T EVEN
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- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: HAVE ONE
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I HAVE NOTHING
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: Titty biscuits!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: bc ofhim
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Banana.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: i know you're lusting after my shovel
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Coconut at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Rooster at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a One-Trick Pony at her personal shop.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm not even 2nd
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cereal Package at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Reset Button at her personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and skipped a turn.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Camera got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: no i can buy a new one
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark found 3 Snowballs.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: You all saw it! That orphanage attacked ME!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm not dumb
- To procastinator: not me pls, I did nothing
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: uh huh
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: whatever i can't haveanything
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister taught her One-Trick Pony to jump!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister couldn't wait to swing her Hammer.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 8 - 3 = 5.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: Don't worry, Pharaoh! I'll save you!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the deadly pyramid.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: what
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm supposed to have nothing
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lols
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: what is this
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and replaced one of their Shoppy items with a Magic Star.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: good luck
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with an Ethereal Gem.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister died in the Pyramid.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister died. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady was Eating Popcorn and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns from the entertainment!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: apparently muumi's the only one allowed to have an inventory
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 3 + 5 = 8.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i have to have nothing
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: so what's the point
- To procastinator: dontme started this btw
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: you have my brain massager
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm getting targeted in last place too
- Jukebox: Wale - Sabotage
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady encountered the interwebz. LOL!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: im the one who doesnt even have brain massager
- To procastinator: tell that to muumi
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: just leave me alone
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: ALL I HAVE IS THIS LOUSY SHOVEL
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is going to the ACME Shop!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva tried to assassinate Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, who got incapacitated.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
- ***The Hungry Games!***
- The first player to eat 7 pieces of food wins 25 Rupees and a Legendary Ring!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark attracted Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled 11 spaces back.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Banana Fish and ran 10 spaces forward.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Human Brain, ran 3 spaces forward and learned the Druggy feat.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lul
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Goldfish and moved forward 6 spaces.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [2] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [2] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ate their Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Human Brain, ran 2 spaces forward and learned the Spell Deflecting feat.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [3] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Piranha and moved forward 4 spaces.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [3] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [4] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Hamburger and ran 21 spaces forward.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [5] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Butter to make her Cereal Box Delicious.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva booped her Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Cereal, moved 5 spaces forward and found a Teleporter inside! Yippee!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [6] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran into a bear...
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Condense Magic on her Happy Crystal!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and uses their Fireflies to thaw their items.
- ...used her Fear and ran away...
- ...and fled from the Bear, who walked off forward.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully smashed her Coconut with her Hammer and created Cocos Pieces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Cocos Pieces and ran 13 spaces forward.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [7] Food for the Hungry Games!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has won the Hungry Games and has earned 25 Rupees and will receive a Legendary Ring soon!
- ***The Hungry Games have ended!***
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to the Magic Shop!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: sigh
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Fishing Pole got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained +1 Speed!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and entered the Magic Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: now dontme'll target me
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and charged their Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and charged their Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: all I see here is whining
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 48.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Light Wand to remove Curse Of Cold from themself.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 2 + 6 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate one of her Magic Mushrooms, walked 5 spaces forward and gained Magic Mushrooms for 3 turns.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark smacked Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and back 7 spaces with her Hammer.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: all I see here is fine quality acme products
- ***Auction Time!***
- The player who places the highest secret bid wins!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark's Speed Boost wore off.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady and received 4 Rupees for it!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: LOL
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark received a Coconut.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Mining Pick
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Reset Button
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Skinning Knife, which cut her throat. [procastinator] died.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark died. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady was Eating Popcorn and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns from the entertainment!
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Hammer
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Gun
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Teleporter
- - [MumuPikachu]'s ACME Magnet
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has placed a bid!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark's body got dragged out the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has placed a bid!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Dark Wand to steal Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Rooster with the Steal Item spell.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Wooden Stake.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Improbability Dice caused every other player's dice skin to randomize for a turn!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: dude are you after my shovel
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
- Gimp had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: tell me right now if you are
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva accepted a drink from ship's captain!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received Roc's Feather because of her Liquid Luck.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: im gonna fight you to death over the shovel
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
- You placed a bid of 2 Rupees.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has placed a bid!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister chose The Seventh Ring Of Hell!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: oh mumu
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to the Magic Shop!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: no i'm just pissed off bc you're being petty
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: gimme monies
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received a Coconut.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and found a ticking Bomb...
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: just stop
- ...and threw it to Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: i was talking to dontme
- ...and threw it to Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister...
- To procastinator: but stole my reset button with magnet
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister could not throw away the Bomb and exploded 15 spaces back.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- To procastinator: want to give it back at some point ?
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is safely tucked underground. (Revival next turn!)
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and charged their Light Wand with Scales Of Justice!
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark whispers: no
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 10 + 5 = 15.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Eating Popcorn wore off.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Light Wand to cast Scales of Justice. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark moved forward 15 spaces. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva moved back 15 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: moniess
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Banana.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady went to the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: another fine acme product
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: mmm
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark whispers: you can't have anything either
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [Gimp]'s Mecha Egg, which knocked her unconscious.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 244.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entertained the dragon with a story.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received 9 Rupees and a Magic Crystal from the dragon.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and won the Auction and received a Chocolate Bar and a Dark Scroll: Disarm as well as Cursed Wounds!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: dammit I didn't get the shovel
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- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
- "You. Are. On. A. ROLL!"
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Gun.
- MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 3!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: I have no shovel
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister took the bucket from the lolrus.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to make the Lolrus use his LOL-powers on Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: this game is a mess
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: magnet the 3rd
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: here we go
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought some Sneezing Powder at the ACME Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister loved her Bucket.
- You can't use this item when it's on cooldown.
- You can't use this item when it's on cooldown.
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i expected higher quality play
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: DONT DO IT
- Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: bye
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: DONT DO IT MAN
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: whoa there
- procastinator has left the game!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Gun, which shot them in the face.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
- - [MumuPikachu]'s Bucket
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Shovel
- - [MuumiJumala]'s Gun
- - [MuumiJumala]'s ACME Pogo-Stick
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: fucking hell mate
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rejoined the living!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is going to the ACME Shop!
- Jukebox: Undertale OST - Hopes And Dreams Full Mix
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received a Coconut.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
- - [DontMe]'s ACME Pogo-Stick
- - [DontMe]'s Gun, which shot him in the face.
- - [DontMe]'s Bucket
- - [DontMe]'s Shovel
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's body got dragged out the ACME Shop.
- Spectator procastinator is now spectating the game.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Speed Boost wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: there goes the shovel
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: </3
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: MY SHOVEL.'
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Magic Mushrooms wore off.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Life Ward at the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Dark Wand to steal Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Improbability Device with the Steal Item spell.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 268.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to conjure a Life Ward on space 300.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister found a ticking Bomb...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: probably shoulda used my cooldowns before killing myself over the shovel again
- ...and threw it to Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva...
- It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
- Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: lmao
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Fridge Fairy.
- FlintAndRegisteel has left the game.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got knocked 50 spaces back by the Time Bomb!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: sadness
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: *snigger*
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Mass Energize!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to cast Mass Energize. Everyone had all their Skill cooldowns reset!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 228.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and peacefully rots away. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 3 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva slipped on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Banana Peel and had to skip a turn.MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fled to space 217.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Red Mushroom.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Lightning Rod at the Engineering Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Mecha Egg hatched into a Tree Frog!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva earned 47 Rupees from the Bank.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva encountered the interwebz. LOL!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Pocket Ball on nothing.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Book: Spelunking.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cereal Package at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Coconut at her personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Reset Button at her personal shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Banana Peel rotted away.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady entered the Academy Of Adventure.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady subscribed to the Spell Deflecting course.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to the Medieval Market!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: just waiting for someone to steal my stupid box now
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: then i will truly have nothing except the lousy shovel
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Academy Of Adventure.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva subscribed to the Bounty Hunting course.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady replaced one of her Shoppy items with Sauerkraut.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: I have an idea
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: ?
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: put your lousy shovel in hat
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: before some magneter
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: get that too
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: that would be smart if i was alive for one turn one of these days
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got injected with the force of life!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and stood at a crossroads.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained the Cards Of Fate effect!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and went to the Jungle.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister combined her Boots with her ACME Rocket to create Rocket Boots.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Lemon at the Jungle Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Watermelon at the Jungle Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought some Crabs at the Jungle Shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used The Avaril to float 7 spaces forward.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 45.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rejoined the living!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Wait
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister destroyed his Black Hole In A Box and gained 10 items!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister ran into a bear...
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: When did proc rq
- ...ran for his life...
- ...and scared the Bear forward!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- MoistKumquat had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady learned the Spell Deflecting feat.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: between 5th and 6th magnet
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: Developer [Dysprosium] greets [Gimp] Has Love For All: "Hello! Hello! Hello!"
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Book: Pathfinding.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva instantly read her Book: Pathfinding with her Reading Glasses to learn the Pathfinding feat.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: yes we use magnet to count time
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: 1 magnet week
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: 2 magnet week
- Warning: Flood Protection. You are sending too many messages.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister went to the Pirate Ship.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister read a small note.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with Crystal Meth.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: Hi Dys
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the shallow water near the Pirates and caught a Fish.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: HELLO HELLO HELLO
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister threw Sneezing Powder around her!
- - Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sneezed herself 4 back!
- - Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sneezed herself 4 back!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister threw Sneezing Powder around her!
- - Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sneezed herself 6 back!
- - Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sneezed herself 5 back!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister threw Sneezing Powder around her!
- - Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sneezed herself 4 back!
- - Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sneezed herself 5 back!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Fuzzy Gobbo into some Crabs.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister caught his Crabs with his Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has now caught (3) different creatures!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: er oops
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received a Book: Spelunking.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and started reading their Book: Spelunking.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and read their cards...
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Pocket Ball to send the Crabs after Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady got infected with Crabs, naturally.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: wanted to do something else
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: fml
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sacrificed her Cow in a Sexual Ritual and gained Herpes and an Ethereal Gem!
- ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady removed her STDs with her Time Travel Condom. (Crabs)
- ...and chose to go to The Bank!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: jerk
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has an account balance of 35 Rupees.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to her Little Shoppy.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Combustible Lemon.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Rocket Boots to jump forward to space 249.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister threw his Combustible Lemon to space 212.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got hit and got set on Fire!
- Jukebox: Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went to the Academy of Adventure.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the Academy Of Adventure.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister subscribed to the Haggle Expert course.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: oh shiiiiiit
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Book: Trivia Expertise.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady entered the deadly pyramid.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady died in the Pyramid.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Evasion wore off.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought some Magic Mushrooms at her personal shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Happy Crystal at her personal shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Cards Of Fate!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought an Azure Bracelet at her personal shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Mecha Egg at her personal shop.
- The Life Ward brought Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady back to life!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate one of her Magic Mushrooms, walked 2 spaces forward and gained Magic Mushrooms for 3 turns.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 6 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Core Crystal to remove Magic Mushrooms from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva. The Core Crystal turned into a Dark Crystal.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to send the Lolrus after Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister, who had a Bucket. The Lolrus goes berserk and beats up Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister, who has to skip a turn and takes the Bucket.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: ok 1 less magnet attraction
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: for dontme
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Sneezing Powder burned in the Fire.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and read a book and learned the Spelunking feat.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister learned the Haggle Expert feat.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady answered wrong and lost 5 Rupees.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has caught her first creature!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady caught the Yarly Owl with her Pocket Ball!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and combined their Fish with their Banana to create a Banana Fish.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and combined their Glass Of Milk with a Chocolate Bar and created Chocolate Milk.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva read her cards...
- ...and chose to go to The Hall Of Heroes!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Hall Of Heroes.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained the Elemental Duelist effect from Elaments's Blessing!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Yarly Owl says: 'Bananas share about 50% of the DNA that humans have. YA RLY!'
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 3 + 3 = 6.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Diss Card: Death.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister found a flask of Holy Water.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and started licking their Lollipop!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is going to the Pawn Shop!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to their Little Shoppy.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Lollipop at their personal shop.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Red Mushroom at their personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Evasion wore off.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and started licking their Lollipop!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is going to his Little Shoppy.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her ACME Piano for 2 Rupees.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her Book: Trivia Expertise for 1 Rupee.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her Tree Frog for 18 Rupees.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Diss Card: Knockback in the Pawn Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Sword in the Pawn Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Brain Massager in the Pawn Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stood at a crossroads.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 296.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva went to the Bank.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has an account balance of 20 Rupees.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
- Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
- Jukebox: Beef - Late Night Sessions
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got infected with Syphilis.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and earned 54 Rupees from the Bank.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and walked into the Cave in Storm's End.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got scared out of the Cave by a swarm of bats and ran back 8 spaces.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has caught their first creature!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and caught some Bats with their Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to send some Bats after Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady got scared 7 spaces backward.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received a Book: Druggy.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is gonna use her Diss Card: Knockback.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Black Hole In A Box at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Vendroid at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought an Ethereal Gem at his personal shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Shapeshifter's Egg at his personal shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Diss Card: Knockback knocked Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva back 17 spaces.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is experiencing lag.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva found 5 Rupees.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister seduced Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva, who moved towards her.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ended up on Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's space and got incapacitated in a sexy way!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got infected with Syphilis.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got infected with Herpes.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and caught their Crabs with their Pocket Ball!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has now caught (2) different creatures!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva broke free of her Incapacitation!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva reduced her Barbarian cooldowns by 1!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran into a bear...
- ...and used her Diss Card: Death to kill the Bear.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 297.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister skinned the dead Bear with her Skinning Knife!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to the Medieval Market!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady hurled a huge Pyroblast at Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister died horribly.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received 26 Rupees from Life Insurance!
- - Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion cooldown got reset!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva caught on Fire for 3 turns!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught on Fire for 3 turns!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought an Iron Helmet at the Medieval Market.
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 38.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister encountered the Name Wizard!
- Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and combined their Gloves with their Ethereal Gem and created the Ethereal Gloves!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister let the Name Wizard change a name! DontMe is now called MagnetMan!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady went to the Jungle.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady found some Poison near the Witch Doctor in the Jungle.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to send the Crabs after themself. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and got infected with Crabs, naturally.
- ***The bear is on the loose!***
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Red Egg consumed the heat! A Red Dragonling hatched from it!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sent her Red Dragonling after Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got set on fire!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva knew the answer and received 4 Rupees.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has caught her first creature!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva caught the Yarly Owl with her Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva released the the Yarly Owl from her Pocket Ball.
- The Life Ward brought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister back to life!
- The Life Ward faded away.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva failed to assassinate Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister: out of range!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Darkcaller into a Scarab.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Green Egg consumed the heat! A Green Dragonling hatched from it!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to the Magic Shop!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister took out a life insurance.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sent her Green Dragonling after Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady became poisoned!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used Steady Progression on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister combined a Dark Crystal with an Ethereal Gem to create a Soulstone!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and walked into the Cave in Storm's End.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and went through the narrow passage, found a Relic and went forward 5 spaces.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and prayed to their Relic to find a church.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister found a Hookshot.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister retrieved his Fuzzy Gobbo from his Magic Hat.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 11.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Steady Progression wears off.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and sacrificed their Crabs in a Sexual Ritual and moved 10 spaces forward!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and caught a Cow with their Pocket Ball!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has now caught (3) different creatures!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
- Jukebox: Fair To Midland - Musical Chairs
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Shield.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady followed the Escape Tunnel from Storm's End and went forward 7 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Mojo wore off.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva had to pay 3 Rupees to buy medicine.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva also received Faerie Frost.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bored the dragon to sleep with a horribly boring story.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stole the dragon's hoard.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva placed her Eye Of The Dragon in her Ancient Dragon Claw, engulfing it in bright blue flames! It released a burst of bright light! All other players were blinded by it! Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used the confusion to sneak 9 spaces forward!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Life Shield!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to cast Life Shield on herself.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva also received Faerie Frost.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Rooster.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got infected with Syphilis.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Rooster.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to send a Cow after Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva. The cow ran over Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva, who has to skip a turn.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: NO SHOULD BE COCK
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Cow ran from space 323 to space 338, crushing Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister, who had to skip a turn!.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained the No. skill for 12 turns!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and received a Sword.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and successfully sliced their Coconut with their Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and knew the answer and received 1 Speed.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has now caught (4) different creatures!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and caught the Yarly Owl with their Pocket Ball!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Yarly Owl says: 'According to spellchecker.net, "their" is the most misspelled word in America. YA RLY!'
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: cock cock day
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Gobbo, Fluffy Gobbo and Fuzzy Gobbo were very happy together! Such a group needs to have a king, don't you think? King Rufus the Intolerant made his entrance! Bow to your king, subjects!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Sword.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister and received 5 Rupees for it!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rode 8 spaces forward on Shadowfax.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady tried to catch Shadowfax with her Pocket Ball but it fizzled!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
- *** Enchanting Encounter ***
- Everyone received a Bottle Of Antifreeze, a stick of Butter, an Ethereal Gem, a Fire Opal, a Mustache Of Life, some Sparkle Polish, a Spice Weasel and a Tube Of Glue!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva earned 33 Rupees from the Bank.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva moved back, but Faerie Frost canceled the move.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Tube Of Glue to make his Shovel Soulbound.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and combined their Boots with their Ethereal Gem to create Spirit Slippers.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Magic Shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: finally my shovel is safe
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 287.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Spice Weasel to make her Sparkle Polish Food. "BAM!"
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Spice Weasel to make her Mustache Of Life Food. "BAM!"
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Save Point at the Magic Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Spice Weasel to make her Bottle Of Antifreeze Food. "BAM!"
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to protect herself with the Save Point spell. The Save Point effect is locked on space 332!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva also received Faerie Frost.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Butter to make her Mustache Of Life Delicious.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Mustache Of Life and ran 4 spaces forward!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Sparkle Polish and ran 1 space forward!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Fire Opal to make her Seventh Ring Of Hell Fireproof.
- Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Bottle Of Antifreeze and ran 2 spaces forward!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Dark Wand to cast Steal Item on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, but Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady deflected the Spell!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Rooster crowed her awake!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 2 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Butter to make her Purebread Cat Delicious.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Tube Of Glue to make her Sword Soulbound.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Mecha Egg hatched into a Piranha!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Bottle Of Antifreeze to make her Seventh Ring Of Hell Frostproof.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 2 + 3 = 5.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Fire Opal to make his Gobbo King Fireproof.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister combined her Gloves with her Ethereal Gem and created the Ethereal Gloves!
- Jukebox: Arlo Guthrie - The Motorcycle Song
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sacrificed her Herpes in a Sexual Ritual and moved 10 spaces forward!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran into a bear...
- ...used her Fear and ran away...
- ...and fled from the Bear, who walked off forward.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister started reading his Book: Druggy.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Fire Opal to make their Purebread Cat Fireproof.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
- ***Everyone ish Drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Cow ran from space 338 to space 354, crushing Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister, who had to skip a turn!.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: kitty
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and brought their Relic to the Church.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 4.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister read a book and learned the Druggy feat.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Bottle Of Antifreeze to make their Two Halves Of Coconut Frostproof.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Tube Of Glue to make her Purebread Cat Soulbound.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Spice Weasel to make her Potion Food. "BAM!"
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Butter to make her Potion Delicious.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Potion and ran 5 spaces forward!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got cured of Syphilis.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva had to pay 3 Rupees to buy medicine.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Evasion wore off.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Purebread Cat reached Buttery Level 3!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now caught (2) different creatures!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Cow with her Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva read her cards...
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used Steady Progression on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 361.
- ...and chose to go to The Abandoned Mine!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 6 spaces.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Cave.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Spice Weasel to make their Broken Glass Food. "BAM!"
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Spice Weasel to make her Weed Food. "BAM!"
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Weed and ran 1 space forward!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and ate their Broken Glass and ran 5 spaces forward!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Why ...hic!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady assassinated Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received 26 Rupees from Life Insurance!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Butter to make their Purebread Cat Delicious.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: can't i ushe dragon on ice ...hic!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva didn't melt the ice in the Cave.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Diss Card: Death.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Purebread Cat reached Buttery Level 2!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and stood at a crossroads.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady couldn't wait to hit something with her Hammer.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and went to the Engineering Shop.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Fire Opal to make her Hammer Fireproof.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spice Weasel to make her Sword Food. "BAM!"
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Bottle Of Antifreeze to make his Glitch Glock Frostproof.
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- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has joined the game!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has joined the game!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has joined the game!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has joined the game!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has joined the game!
- Spectator procastinator is now spectating the game.
- Let the games begin!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate her Sword and ran 5 spaces forward!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Signal Jammer at the Engineering Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Screw at the Engineering Shop.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and released their Explosive Sheep forward.
- MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
- Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has caught their 5th different creature and has won the Pocket Ball GO event! Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has gained +2 Speed and a Chikapu!
- Gym Master Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and caught their own Explosive Sheep with their Pocket Ball!
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with a Human Brain.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
- Gym Master Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to make their Explosive Sheep explode near Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady got knocked 14 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got knocked 15 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva moved back, but Faerie Frost canceled the move.
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got knocked 12 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went to the Old Mine.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister found a Torch and entered the Cave.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister found a rare Gold Vein in the Cave and earned 29 Rupees.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva skipped a turn.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got cured of Herpes.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Life Shield wore off.
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
- Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a pair of Boots.
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
- Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is still pushing the daisies. (Revival next turn!)
- Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady fled to space 352.
- Gym Master Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 4 + 7 = 11.
- Jukebox: Billy Hatcher And The Giant Egg OST - Pop A Parade
- Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
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