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  1. [Gimp] The Vulva has joined the game!
  2. 'Bring it on bitches'
  3. [MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
  4. 'Procastinator Scratches Asmo's Severed Balls'
  5. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Hiyaaa
  6. [DontMe] lags and has joined the game!
  7. 'Hello! Am i the only one on 3G here?'
  8. [MumuPikachu] says: im 3g
  9. [Gimp] The Vulva says: You are 3g?
  10. [DontMe] lags and says: hi 3g
  11. [procastinator] has joined the game!
  12. [MumuPikachu] says: what hell
  13. Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
  14. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Shall we go
  15. [MumuPikachu] says: I am being randomly surrounded by bullies
  16. [Gimp] The Vulva says: With 4?
  17. [Gimp] The Vulva says: I bully only myself
  18. [procastinator] says: yes.
  19. [MumuPikachu] says: not you, the oter 2
  20. [DontMe] lags and says: i'm inviting someone
  21. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Oh
  22. [MumuPikachu] says: ok maybe I can safely poof
  23. [Gimp] The Vulva says: I shall wait then
  24. [DontMe] lags and says: i'm bullying myself too
  25. [MumuPikachu] says: yup
  26. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Why you poofing
  27. [Gimp] The Vulva says: So sad
  28. [procastinator] says: pls don't poof
  29. [MumuPikachu] says: scared
  30. [procastinator] says: i want to play with you
  31. [MuumiJumala] has joined the game!
  32. 'You can't build a peaceful world on empty stomachs and human misery.'
  33. [DontMe] lags and says: me? poofing?
  34. [MumuPikachu] says: see bully wants to toy with me
  35. To Gimp: idk I
  36. [procastinator] says: LOOOOOOL
  37. To Gimp: well
  38. [procastinator] says: start pls
  39. [procastinator] says: don't leave mumuu
  40. [procastinator] says: :c
  41. [MumuPikachu] says: ok :c
  42. [DontMe] lags and says: tbh i called myself the poofer once
  43. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Mumiii
  44. [DontMe] lags and says: oh sorry, my brain lags
  45. [Gimp] The Vulva whispers: you what?
  46. [MumuPikachu] says: its okay I can rq like that old girl who used to play here , sarah or w/e her name was
  47. [DontMe] lags and says: i didn't read mumu's message
  48. To Gimp: nvm, I will play, just chicken lol!
  49. [procastinator] says: sarah
  50. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Don't is moist joining?
  51. [procastinator] says: LOL
  52. [MumuPikachu] says: moist what
  53. [procastinator] says: you know my name
  54. [MumuPikachu] says: do you always talk about my moist things
  55. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Idk moist
  56. [procastinator] says: dick
  57. [MumuPikachu] says: in each other's presence
  58. [Gimp] The Vulva says: That's the players name
  59. [procastinator] says: moist dick
  60. [procastinator] says: no
  61. [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady has joined the game!
  62. 'Penis.'
  63. [procastinator] says: moist p u s s y
  64. [MumuPikachu] says: oh
  65. [procastinator] says: LOOOOOL
  66. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Hello ello
  67. [DontMe] lags and says: YAY!!
  68. [DontMe] lags and says: She's here
  69. [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: B U S S Y
  70. [MumuPikachu] says: brb saving this caht
  71. [Gimp] The Vulva says: Lets go
  72. Wild Mode: My Little Shoppy
  73. All players can build their own personal shop!
  74. Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
  75. My Achievements
  76. Players with an account can obtain Wild Mode achievements in this game!
  77. Gimp donated 160 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  78. MumuPikachu donated 117 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  79. DontMe donated 34 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
  80. procastinator donated 5 euros and receives the Donator Horn!
  81. MuumiJumala donated 150 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  82. MoistKumquat donated 25 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
  83. Players donated €492 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €492!
  84. Let the games begin!
  85. [MumuPikachu] may start!
  86. [MumuPikachu] rolled 6.
  87. [MumuPikachu] became a sexy Succubus.
  88. Jukebox: Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
  89. [Gimp] The Vulva says: I shall quickly wee
  90. Succubus [MumuPikachu] knew the answer and received 4 Rupees.
  91. [DontMe] lags and says: i love moist and wet, either will do
  92. [DontMe] lags and says: i love Vulvas too
  93. [DontMe] lags and rolled 8.
  94. [DontMe] lags and became a warped Time Twister.
  95. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
  96. [procastinator] rolled 5.
  97. [procastinator] became a mysterious Enchantress.
  98. [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: what about slightly damp
  99. Enchantress [procastinator] didn't enter the brothel.
  100. [MuumiJumala] rolled 9.
  101. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: sure, no problem
  102. [MuumiJumala] became a tricky Illusionist.
  103. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] entered the Cave.
  104. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] got lost in the Cave and got incapacitated.
  105. [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 5.
  106. [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady became a deadly Assassin.
  107. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
  108. [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7.
  109. [Gimp] The Vulva became a brutish Barbarian.
  110. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
  111. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone Night Vision Goggles.
  112. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  113. Players are no longer Disarmed!
  114. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 17.
  115. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
  116. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and stored a part of their soul in their Soulstone.
  117. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
  118. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
  119. Succubus [MumuPikachu] fled to space 3.
  120. Enchantress [procastinator] fled to space 3.
  121. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] fled to space 3.
  122. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and fled to space 3.
  123. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  124. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady attracted Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled 13 spaces back.
  125. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady tried to assassinate Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva, who got incapacitated.
  126. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: put me out of my incap misery
  127. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva broke free of her Incapacitation!
  128. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  129. Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Fishing Pole.
  130. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  131. Enchantress [procastinator] replaced one of her Shoppy items with some Lumpias.
  132. Enchantress [procastinator] says: p stacking my shop
  133. Succubus [MumuPikachu] stood at a crossroads.
  134. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: *patpats Muumi*
  135. Enchantress [procastinator] says: brb*
  136. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Nutritious Mold.
  137. Succubus [MumuPikachu] went to the Pawn Shop.
  138. Succubus [MumuPikachu] pawned her Improbability Device for 18 Rupees.
  139. Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Potion.
  140. Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Signal Jammer.
  141. Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Butter.
  142. Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Weed.
  143. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  144. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and received a Fishing Pole.
  145. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and entered the Academy Of Adventure.
  146. Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: pose master's, phaser, black hole in a box, revive scroll, clock, bag ofwonders, cards of fate scroll, lumpias
  147. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and subscribed to the Spare Time Efficiency course.
  148. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 10.
  149. Enchantress [procastinator] received a Fishing Pole.
  150. Enchantress [procastinator] pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
  151. Succubus [MumuPikachu] replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Rooster.
  152. Enchantress [procastinator] used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone a Green Dragon Egg.
  153. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] skipped a turn.
  154. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6.
  155. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: a cock
  156. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: always a good idea
  157. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady received a Bucket.
  158. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: always
  159. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
  160. Jukebox: Wang Rong Rollin - Chick Chick
  161. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
  162. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady went to the Time Machine.
  163. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used the Time Machine...
  164. ...and ended up in the Future.
  165. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  166. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady bought a Personal Forcefield at the Future Shop.
  167. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7.
  168. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received a Mining Pick.
  169. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used the Time Machine...
  170. ...and ended up in the Future.
  171. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is experiencing lag.
  172. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva bought an item from Bender.
  173. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  174. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is going to the Bank!
  175. Enchantress [procastinator] is going to the Pawn Shop!
  176. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  177. Succubus [MumuPikachu] is going to the Bank!
  178. Succubus [MumuPikachu] took out a life insurance.
  179. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  180. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat.
  181. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 10.
  182. Enchantress [procastinator] pawned her Hypno Glasses for 20 Rupees.
  183. Enchantress [procastinator] pawned her Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
  184. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is going to his Little Shoppy.
  185. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  186. Enchantress [procastinator] enchanted her Hamburger and made it Soulbound.
  187. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  188. MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
  189. Enchantress [procastinator] is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
  190. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] received a Bucket.
  191. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Brain Massager at his personal shop.
  192. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Gobbo at his personal shop.
  193. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Demonic Ritual Stone at his personal shop.
  194. Enchantress [procastinator] used Arcane Relocation to move Illusionist [MuumiJumala] 3 spaces forward.
  195. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] summoned an Aquatic Imp with his Demonic Ritual Stone.
  196. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 4.
  197. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
  198. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady channeled her chi and gained 1 Speed.
  199. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4.
  200. Enchantress [procastinator] says: uhh
  201. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva has an account balance of 20 Rupees.
  202. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 12.
  203. Succubus [MumuPikachu] struck fear into her enemies' hearts!
  204. Enchantress [procastinator] ran away 5 spaces.
  205. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] ran away 5 spaces.
  206. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady ran away 5 spaces.
  207. Succubus [MumuPikachu] complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
  208. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  209. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  210. DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
  211. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and stood at a crossroads.
  212. To MoistKumquat: -pats-
  213. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and went to the Time Machine.
  214. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: oof sorry
  215. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used the Time Machine...
  216. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  217. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and fished in the well in the Middle Ages and caught a Fish.
  218. To procastinator: meet piika, the great vegetable
  219. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 8.
  220. To procastinator: bad shop and succubus
  221. To procastinator: real nice yes?
  222. Enchantress [procastinator] replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Hamburger.
  223. Jukebox: The Vaccines - Wreckin' Bar (Ra Ra Ra)
  224. Enchantress [procastinator] drank her Liquid Luck...
  225. Enchantress [procastinator] found 3 Rupees because of her Liquid Luck.
  226. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: oh o
  227. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  228. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] stood at a crossroads.
  229. Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: haa
  230. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] went to the Pawn Shop.
  231. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Broken Glass.
  232. Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: only bad thing in my shop now is the bag of wionders
  233. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] pawned his Sword for 15 Rupees.
  234. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Potion.
  235. Enchantress [procastinator] whispers: LOL
  236. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] pawned his Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
  237. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
  238. Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady drank piss.
  239. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: ew
  240. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is going to the Bank!
  241. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7.
  242. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Improbability Dice caused every other player's dice skin to randomize for a turn!
  243. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 9.
  244. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Omg
  245. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Life Shield wore off.
  246. Gimp had a Roll Streak of 2!
  247. Jukebox: Devil May Cry 4 - Sworn Through Swords
  248. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva stood at a crossroads.
  249. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva went to the Old Mine.
  250. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva entered the Cave.
  251. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: i love Vulvas
  252. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva found a Shroom Of Doom in the Cave.
  253. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Shroom Of Doom, ran 2 spaces forward and turned into a horrible Doom Walker!
  254. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  255. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva infected Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady with Fungal Doom!
  256. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva released spores from her mutated body, causing an eclipse!
  257. ***The U.N. have proposed a motion!***
  258. You have cast your vote in favor of the U.N. Motion!
  259. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Mecha Egg.
  260. Succubus [MumuPikachu] relaxed at the Asian Pond at the Ninja Temple.
  261. Succubus [MumuPikachu] fished in the Asian Pond and caught a Fish.
  262. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: YEYYYY
  263. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  264. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
  265. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and took out a life insurance.
  266. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted her own Rupees back to 23.
  267. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 10.
  268. Enchantress [procastinator] stood at a crossroads.
  269. Enchantress [procastinator] went to the Old Mine.
  270. Enchantress [procastinator] entered the Cave.
  271. Enchantress [procastinator] went 11 spaces forward on the Batmobile.
  272. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  273. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] discovered the Holey Cellar! Wow!
  274. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Proc give us wealth
  275. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: what
  276. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hell
  277. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: WOW!
  278. Enchantress [procastinator] says: no
  279. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] stole the Seventh Ring Of Hell from the Holey Cellar!
  280. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: report?
  281. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  282. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: also those 2 of all thing
  283. A pig fell on Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
  284. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: amazing
  285. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 5.
  286. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  287. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva was shot back 18 spaces by Pirates!
  288. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: dys said it's bug
  289. The U.N. motion to call for Reinforcements has been carried.
  290. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  291. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva started reading her Book: Grenadier.
  292. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva injected herself with her Syringe's fluid and gained the Pacman skill for 7 turns, an Extra Turn and Gonorrhea.
  293. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is gonna use her Improbability Device.
  294. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: what's a bug
  295. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 4.
  296. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady lassoed Enchantress [procastinator] successfully!
  297. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: That only happens with the portable hole right?
  298. Succubus [MumuPikachu] joined the Cowboys! Yeehaw!
  299. Succubus [MumuPikachu] entered the Cowboy town.
  300. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Supposed to happen
  301. Succubus [MumuPikachu] entered the saloon.
  302. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva socketed her Ordinary Necklace with a Night Crystal and created an Obsidian Necklace!
  303. Succubus [MumuPikachu] stole a Mining Pick from the drunk.
  304. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva equipped her Obsidian Necklace.
  305. Enchantress [procastinator] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  306. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: yeah, as per dys' statement
  307. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  308. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Hamburger and ran 18 spaces forward.
  309. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
  310. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 5.
  311. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and slapped Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady 3 spaces forward with their Fish.
  312. Enchantress [procastinator]'s Temporary Luck wore off.
  313. Enchantress [procastinator] enchanted her Crystal Meth and made it Soulbound.
  314. Enchantress [procastinator] pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
  315. Enchantress [procastinator] used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone a Human Brain.
  316. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Grenadier feat.
  317. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and ate their Human Brain, ran 3 spaces forward and learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
  318. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] ate his Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Grenadier feat.
  319. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  320. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Phaser.
  321. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: mmmm brains
  322. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady ate her Human Brain, ran 2 spaces forward and learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat.
  323. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and ate their Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  324. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate her Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Grenadier feat.
  325. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Improbability Device on Gandalf the Grey!
  326. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] had his Speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
  327. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: bitch
  328. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  329. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] set his Phaser to Kill.
  330. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] shot his Phaser at Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva got hit and fell to the ground... dead.
  331. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva died and is no longer a Doom Walker.
  332. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva died and lost all diseases (Gonorrhea).
  333. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: why gimp?
  334. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  335. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva gets another turn!
  336. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: i dont like doom walkers
  337. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: I are reading book
  338. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: is grenadier bad?
  339. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Of f same
  340. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva peacefully rots away. (Revival next turn!)
  341. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: oh
  342. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  343. Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Dark Scroll: Dark Sacrifice.
  344. Succubus [MumuPikachu] used her Dark Scroll to cast Dark Sacrifice. Succubus [MumuPikachu] died and cursed:
  345. * Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva with Curse Of Resurrection.
  346. * Time Twister [DontMe] lags and with Curse Of Cold.
  347. * Enchantress [procastinator] with Curse Of Resurrection.
  348. * Illusionist [MuumiJumala] with Curse Of Cold.
  349. * Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady with Curse Of Resurrection.
  350. Succubus [MumuPikachu] received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  351. Succubus [MumuPikachu] died at Saruman the Grey.
  352. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used Steady Progression on Illusionist [MuumiJumala].
  353. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady removed her Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Resurrection)
  354. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  355. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady ate her Hamburger and ran 21 spaces forward.
  356. ***Everyone ish Drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
  357. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Fishing Pole got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  358. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  359. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and walked across the Beach and found a message in a bottle.
  360. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 3.
  361. ***Everyone is Crazy!***
  362. Happy Happy Joy Joy
  363. Enchantress [procastinator] resurrected Succubus [MumuPikachu] with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  364. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: oh good my normal shtate ...hic!
  365. Enchantress [procastinator] replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Chicken.
  366. Enchantress [procastinator] received a Dark Scroll: Polymorph.
  367. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: You drunk? ...hic!
  368. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hic.... ...hic!
  369. Enchantress [procastinator] used her Dark Scroll to turn Illusionist [MuumiJumala] into a Hyena!
  370. Enchantress [procastinator] didn't dare to explore the jungle.
  371. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: crazy and drunk ...hic!
  372. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: ish being crazy your normal shtate?
  373. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 1.
  374. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: yeshh ...hic!
  375. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: or drunk one?
  376. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Hamburger got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  377. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Steady Progression wears off.
  378. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: yeshhh
  379. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] got bullied by a lion and gained 1 karma.
  380. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: i <3 crazy ppl
  381. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  382. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERS!
  383. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: Ooo, shiny lever! I'm gonna pull ya!
  384. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
  385. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: I have been drinking too many vocka i mean mango juice recnet
  386. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone an ACME Magnet.
  387. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hic
  388. To procastinator: cancer ...hic!
  389. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  390. - [MuumiJumala]'s Hookshot
  391. - [MuumiJumala]'s Brain Massager
  392. - [MuumiJumala]'s Skinning Knife, which cut her throat. [MoistKumquat] died.
  393. - [MuumiJumala]'s Bucket
  394. - [MuumiJumala]'s Ice Sculpting Saw, which cut off her head. [MoistKumquat] died.
  395. - [MuumiJumala]'s ACME Magnet, which knocked her unconscious.
  396. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is back alive!
  397. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva read a book on Grenadier.
  398. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady revived herself with her Soulstone.
  399. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 51.
  400. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate Enchantress [procastinator]. WACKA WACKA!
  401. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received 15 bonus Rupees!
  402. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  403. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: fuck off ...hic!
  404. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: all my nice itemsh ...hic!
  405. Succubus [MumuPikachu] combined her Fish with her Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  406. Succubus [MumuPikachu] fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
  407. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: ALL OF THEM ...hic!
  408. Succubus [MumuPikachu] took the bucket from the lolrus.
  409. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
  410. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  411. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used their ACME Magnet and attracted:
  412. - [MumuPikachu]'s Mining Pick, which knocked them unconscious.
  413. - [MumuPikachu]'s Hammer, which knocked them unconscious and 6 spaces forward.
  414. - [MumuPikachu]'s Hookshot
  415. - [MumuPikachu]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
  416. - [MumuPikachu]'s ACME Magnet
  417. - [MumuPikachu]'s Bucket
  418. - [procastinator]'s Bucket, which knocked them unconscious.
  419. - [procastinator]'s ACME Magnet, which knocked them unconscious.
  420. - [procastinator]'s Sword
  421. - [MoistKumquat]'s Hookshot
  422. - [MoistKumquat]'s Brain Massager
  423. - [MoistKumquat]'s ACME Magnet
  424. - [MoistKumquat]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
  425. - [MoistKumquat]'s Skinning Knife, which cut their throat. [DontMe] died.
  426. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  427. - [MoistKumquat]'s Bucket, which knocked them unconscious.
  428. - [MoistKumquat]'s Time Travel Condom
  429. - [Gimp]'s Mining Pick, which knocked them unconscious.
  430. - [Gimp]'s ACME Magnet, which knocked them unconscious.
  431. - [Gimp]'s Gun, which shot them in the face.
  432. - [Gimp]'s Hookshot
  433. ***SPAM SPAM SPAM***
  434. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and clicked fast and won Spam!
  435. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is still pushing the daisies. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  436. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: How ...hic!
  437. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: do you do it sho fasht
  438. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: fuck you shpam
  439. Succubus [MumuPikachu] replaced one of her Shoppy items with Darth Revan's Mask.
  440. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: probably cheating
  441. To procastinator: dont me ushing magnet really
  442. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with some Magic Mushrooms.
  443. To procastinator: ha, guessh we are the only decent people here ...hic!
  444. Enchantress [procastinator] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva clicked for Enchantress [procastinator])
  445. Enchantress [procastinator] rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  446. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: i <3 shpam ...hic!
  447. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  448. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Aquatic Imp got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  449. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] says: The llama... It's watching me! It wants to take my place!
  450. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] ate Scar and gained 2 karma.
  451. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is human again.
  452. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  453. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: There's an ass... in my ass!
  454. Jukebox: Drake ft. Rihanna - Take Care
  455. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady received a Dark Scroll: Life Link.
  456. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady drank her Liquid Luck...
  457. Enchantress [procastinator] says: why? ...hic!
  458. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady used her Dark Scroll to link her life with Time Twister [DontMe] lags and!
  459. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady found 4 Rupees because of her Liquid Luck.
  460. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  461. Enchantress [procastinator] says: why kill me ...hic!
  462. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Moisht come back ...hic!
  463. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 10.
  464. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva earned 35 Rupees from the Bank.
  465. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva resurrected Enchantress [procastinator] with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  466. Enchantress [procastinator] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  467. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] replaced one of his Shoppy items with a Black Hole In A Box.
  468. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received a Dark Scroll: Steal Item.
  469. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Dark Scroll to steal Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Personal Forcefield with the Steal Item spell.
  470. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Improbability Device and found some cool items.
  471. Enchantress [procastinator] used Arcane Relocation to move Illusionist [MuumiJumala] 5 spaces backward.
  472. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: No I hate you all
  473. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva combined her Boots with her Ethereal Gem to create Spirit Slippers.
  474. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 5.
  475. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 67.
  476. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Hamburger turned Ethereal.
  477. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 8.
  478. Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: Step on it, Frankie! The narwhals are hot on our trail.
  479. *** Everyone gets SPEEDY SPEED! Wonkers! ***
  480. MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
  481. Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Flask Of Mojo from Hugh Hefner.
  482. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
  483. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Grand Disappearance to move back 30 spaces.
  484. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 2 + 4 = 6.
  485. Enchantress [procastinator] resurrected Time Twister [DontMe] lags and with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  486. Enchantress [procastinator]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  487. Enchantress [procastinator] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  488. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: But why
  489. Enchantress [procastinator] fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
  490. Enchantress [procastinator] enchanted her Fish and made it Soulbound.
  491. Enchantress [procastinator] pitied the sad lolrus.
  492. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva used her Personal Forcefield to gain a fully charged Forcefield!
  493. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 4 + 7 = 11.
  494. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Holy Water got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  495. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  496. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Grand Disappearance to move back to space 63.
  497. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
  498. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] received a Dark Scroll: Liquidize.
  499. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] used his Dark Scroll to liquidize Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's's Hypno Glasses, Tractor Beam and Night Vision Goggles! Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady gained 14 Rupees.
  500. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: cuz people shuck ...hic!
  501. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and milked their Cow and received a Glass Of Milk.
  502. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: I need a chocolate bar ...hic!
  503. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and used Steady Progression on Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady.
  504. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] learned the Hallucination talent!
  505. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: you need a kick in the pantsh ...hic!
  506. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6.
  507. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  508. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Steady Progression wears off.
  509. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] stored his Gobbo in his Magic Hat.
  510. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Moisht how dare yoush ...hic!
  511. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady learned the Assassinate talent!
  512. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4 + 5 = 9.
  513. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  514. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  515. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva learned the Break Free talent!
  516. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  517. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  518. Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  519. Succubus [MumuPikachu] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  520. Succubus [MumuPikachu] became a mystical Sorceress.
  521. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] learned the Flash talent!
  522. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 5 + 5 = 10.
  523. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is going to the Pawn Shop!
  524. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Skinning Knife got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  525. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
  526. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Speed Boost wore off.
  527. Time Twister [DontMe] lags and became a sexy Concubus.
  528. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and received a Dark Scroll: Blind.
  529. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and learned the Not My Time Yet talent!
  530. It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  531. Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
  532. Enchantress [procastinator]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  533. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: shtop procrashtinating
  534. Jukebox: Miguel - Adorn
  535. Enchantress [procastinator] became a wild Druidess.
  536. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] learned the Shapeshift talent!
  537. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: shhow everyone your magnetic pershonality ! ...hic!
  538. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
  539. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] soared 6 spaces forwards.
  540. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] slapped Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and 5 spaces forward with her Fish.
  541. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 5 + 7 = 12.
  542. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 7 + 7 = 14.
  543. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Phaser got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  544. Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  545. MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
  546. Illusionist [MuumiJumala] became a deadly Assassin.
  547. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] got dragged 11 spaces backwards by Saruman the Grey's Orcs.
  548. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
  549. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Temporary Luck wore off.
  550. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Speed Boost wore off.
  551. Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady became a mystical Sorceress.
  552. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
  553. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady went to the Pirate Ship.
  554. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady read a small note.
  555. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4 + 5 = 9.
  556. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Speed Boost wore off.
  557. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva ate Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and. WACKA WACKA!
  558. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received 20 bonus Rupees!
  559. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and died so Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady died as well through the Life Link effect.
  560. Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva became a deadly Assassin.
  561. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel is now spectating the game.
  562. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: lol
  563. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  564. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: hi tinyshaiyan
  565. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: hi flint
  566. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  567. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is going to the ACME Shop!
  568. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Drunk
  569. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  570. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and says: do i tashte yummy? ...hic!
  571. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: you do know who i am, right
  572. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
  573. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  574. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Howyd
  575. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought some Sneezing Powder at the ACME Shop.
  576. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
  577. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady says: nice
  578. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and is sober again.
  579. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and likes being dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  580. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 9.
  581. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] is sober again.
  582. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  583. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Goldfish.
  584. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] pitied the sad lolrus.
  585. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  586. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Seventh Ring Of Hell got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  587. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is sober again.
  588. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Mumu I should have never told you my old name lmao
  589. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] replaced one of her Shoppy items with Cocaine.
  590. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: flint
  591. To MuumiJumala: wait ...hic!
  592. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: hi
  593. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: do you know my old name
  594. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  595. - [DontMe]'s Bucket
  596. - [DontMe]'s Mining Pick
  597. - [DontMe]'s Sword
  598. - [DontMe]'s Hammer
  599. - [DontMe]'s Hookshot
  600. - [DontMe]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
  601. - [DontMe]'s Time Travel Condom, which got sucked onto her head. [MumuPikachu] suffocated.
  602. - [DontMe]'s ACME Magnet
  603. - [DontMe]'s Skinning Knife, which knocked her unconscious.
  604. - [DontMe]'s Brain Massager
  605. - [Gimp]'s Gun
  606. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
  607. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Uhhhh
  608. To MuumiJumala: ok by now ...hic!
  609. To MuumiJumala: buy* ...hic!
  610. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady is sober again.
  611. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
  612. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady likes being dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  613. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] is going to his Little Shoppy.
  614. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: i had another account
  615. To MuumiJumala: I jusht wanted my shtuff from dontme'sh
  616. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  617. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva resurrected Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  618. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  619. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is sober again.
  620. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva lost her appetite and her Pacman skill.
  621. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: do you remember sarahpony/crystalrose?
  622. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva received a Book and Reading Glasses from Stephen Hawking.
  623. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Unfortunately not
  624. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva instantly read her Book: Trivia Expertise with her Reading Glasses to learn the Trivia Expertise feat.
  625. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: OH
  626. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is sober again.
  627. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  628. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  629. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva is going to her Little Shoppy.
  630. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and's Ethereal Gem got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  631. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva says: Shopppyyy
  632. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Ok yeah I remember you now
  633. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and activated the Board Game Of Thrones reference event!
  634. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] lags and became a Baratheon!
  635. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and walked into the Cave in Storm's End.
  636. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: probably bad memories lol i was p notorious then
  637. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and fled from the dragon.
  638. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Broooo I thought you quit
  639. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] rolled 8.
  640. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] is going to the ACME Shop!
  641. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: bro indeeed
  642. Jukebox: Marat - Marat Shit
  643. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] says: i got banned
  644. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] became a Stark!
  645. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: ok i'm out.
  646. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: :pensive:
  647. It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  648. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark prayed in the Winterfell Godswood and received a +4 Speed Boost.
  649. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  650. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
  651. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala]'s Holy Water got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  652. MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
  653. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] became a Lannister!
  654. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Condense Magic on her Gasoline and created a Happy Crystal!
  655. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
  656. You can't use your Gun while you're dead, buddy!
  657. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister took out a life insurance.
  658. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
  659. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark enchanted her Boots and made them Soulbound.
  660. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  661. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva's Improbability Dice caused every other player's dice skin to randomize for a turn!
  662. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  663. Gimp had a Roll Streak of 2!
  664. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] The Vulva became a Targaryen!
  665. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
  666. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  667. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister tried to assassinate Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark, who got incapacitated.
  668. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
  669. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister smacked Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
  670. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bored the dragon with a lame story.
  671. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat from her Brain Massager.
  672. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] peacefully rots away. (Revival next turn!)
  673. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  674. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Dark Scroll: Mark For Death got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  675. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Where the fuck did I see the word vulva
  676. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: ...
  677. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pawned their Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
  678. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pawned their Diss Card: Knockback for 5 Rupees.
  679. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Goddamnit Gimp LOL
  680. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pawned their Hypno Glasses for 20 Rupees.
  681. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: nice collection of dragon eggs
  682. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu]'s Improbability Device in the Pawn Shop.
  683. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
  684. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is gonna use their Improbability Device.
  685. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  686. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Hamburger got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  687. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Black Hole In A Box at his personal shop.
  688. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Brain Massager at his personal shop.
  689. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Shovel at his personal shop.
  690. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Glitch Glock at his personal shop.
  691. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Rooster at his personal shop.
  692. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Demonic Ritual Stone at his personal shop.
  693. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady got injected with the force of life!
  694. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to their Little Shoppy.
  695. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Arcane Relocation to move Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister 5 spaces backward.
  696. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Crazy Cat Lady became a Baratheon!
  697. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady followed the Escape Tunnel from Storm's End and went forward 4 spaces.
  698. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Phaser into a Spider Mine.
  699. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  700. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister threw his Spider Mine to space 127.
  701. The Spider Mine will be powered up to explode in 15 seconds!
  702. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained 2 Mana.
  703. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Dark Scroll to mark Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and for Death!
  704. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: awww </3
  705. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Fish.
  706. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Purebread Cat at her personal shop.
  707. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister activated his Spider Mine and it scuttled towards Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and exploded!
  708. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got killed by a Spider Mine!
  709. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva died at her personal Shoppy.
  710. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] says: cerii's pussy in shop hm
  711. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: gotem
  712. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  713. Jukebox: Above & Beyond - On My Way to Heaven Seven Lions Remix
  714. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: sadness
  715. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] received a Dark Scroll: Slow.
  716. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] became a Lannister!
  717. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
  718. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister took out a life insurance.
  719. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
  720. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  721. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Ring Of Light got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  722. DontMe had a Roll Streak of 2!
  723. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Improbability Device and found some cool items.
  724. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 8 + 6 = 14.
  725. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark's Speed Boost wore off.
  726. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark received a Fish.
  727. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister couldn't wait to swing her Hammer.
  728. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
  729. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to her Little Shoppy.
  730. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  731. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: imma have sex
  732. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  733. - [DontMe]'s Hammer, which knocked her unconscious and 9 spaces back.
  734. - [MuumiJumala]'s Shovel, which knocked her unconscious.
  735. - [MuumiJumala]'s Brain Massager
  736. - [MuumiJumala]'s Hammer
  737. - [MoistKumquat]'s Hammer, which knocked her unconscious and 8 spaces back.
  738. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and seduced Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, who moved towards them.
  739. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ended up on Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's space and got incapacitated in a sexy way!
  740. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its first Flame Of Seduction.
  741. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: wtf
  742. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and drugged Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady with Chloroform...
  743. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its second Flame Of Seduction.
  744. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Heart Of The BGO Slut to have sex with Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
  745. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its third Flame Of Seduction.
  746. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: leave my brain massagers alone
  747. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and drugged Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady with Chloroform...
  748. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its fourth Flame Of Seduction.
  749. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 5 + 5 = 10.
  750. ***Everyone is Crazy!***
  751. Happy Happy Joy Joy
  752. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Night Vision Goggles got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  753. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and drugged Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady with Chloroform...
  754. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its fifth Flame Of Seduction.
  755. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received a Parachute.
  756. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: magnet is the item pf the devil
  757. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
  758. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went to the Old Mine.
  759. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: yeah feels good
  760. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the Archaeology Dig!
  761. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister gave his Potion to the Greedy Goblin and got past him!
  762. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and struck fear into their enemies' hearts!
  763. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ran away 6 spaces.
  764. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister ran away 7 spaces.
  765. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and sacrificed their Heart Of The BGO Slut to give themself an Easy Button.
  766. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister fed his Banana to the Starving Monster and got past him!
  767. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns!
  768. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and sacrificed their Heart Of The BGO Slut to give themself an Easy Button.
  769. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: no
  770. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  771. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister crossed the Chasm.
  772. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: how could you
  773. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: sorry bby
  774. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: i got excited
  775. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: all my shit is frozen
  776. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister didn't manage to get past the Ancient Construct and got killed.
  777. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received 40 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  778. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
  779. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: you mean, they were magnetted twice
  780. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  781. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4.
  782. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 10.
  783. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: that too
  784. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: Did everything taste purple just now?
  785. MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
  786. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Coconut at her personal shop.
  787. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  788. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought Cocaine at her personal shop.
  789. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought Darth Revan's Mask at her personal shop.
  790. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought The Avaril at her personal shop.
  791. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 9 + 5 = 14.
  792. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: gimme the cock
  793. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's War Helmet got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  794. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
  795. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Camera at their personal shop.
  796. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Red Mushroom at their personal shop.
  797. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Lollipop at their personal shop.
  798. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought some Fireflies at their personal shop.
  799. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Purebread Cat at their personal shop.
  800. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Crocodile at their personal shop.
  801. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Watermelon at their personal shop.
  802. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 32.
  803. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
  804. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark found 2 Snowballs.
  805. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used The Avaril to float 6 spaces forward.
  806. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  807. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: no
  808. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: my brain
  809. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
  810. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  811. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Gun.
  812. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Fuzzy Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
  813. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: is dumb
  814. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark soared 5 spaces forwards.
  815. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  816. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  817. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: Oh, we're never gonna surviiiiiiive... unless... we get a little bit craaaaazy!
  818. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
  819. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Parachute.
  820. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ate their Red Mushroom and gained the Big Goomba Crusher effect!
  821. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady knew the answer and moved forward 5 spaces.
  822. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Forcefield wore off.
  823. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is still dead. (Revival next turn!)
  824. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  825. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5.
  826. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ordered their Crocodile to attack Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, who got incapacitated.
  827. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark.
  828. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark and gained 6 Mana!
  829. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  830. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: all i want in life is soulbound brain massager
  831. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady and received 4 Rupees for it!
  832. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
  833. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister went to the Pawn Shop.
  834. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Sword for 15 Rupees.
  835. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is experiencing lag.
  836. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: stop mumu.
  837. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: so i dont need to keep buying them and losing after 2 rounds
  838. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Brain Massager for 10 Rupees.
  839. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i can't even kill you
  840. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Improbability Device for 18 Rupees.
  841. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is experiencing lag.
  842. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark enchanted her Hammer and made it Soulbound.
  843. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister pawned her Hookshot for 12 Rupees.
  844. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: duh
  845. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 12 + 5 = 17.
  846. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Broken Glass got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  847. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERS!
  848. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Speed Boost wore off.
  849. To procastinator: I just wantd flash mana lol
  850. Jukebox: Alex S. - Robot Rock
  851. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and stood at a crossroads.
  852. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and went to the Bank.
  853. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and took out a life insurance.
  854. To procastinator: also we were on same sapce before, I didnt stab, so you dont have to worry much, I dont kill spam unless late game, unless its on a victim
  855. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
  856. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark stood at a crossroads.
  857. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark went to the Old Mine.
  858. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark entered the Cave.
  859. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark entertained the dragon with a story.
  860. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark received 9 Rupees and a Magic Crystal from the dragon.
  861. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  862. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
  863. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
  864. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  865. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: ok I sold all the relevant metals
  866. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  867. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva lives once more!
  868. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stood at a crossroads.
  869. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva went to the Old Mine.
  870. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: hopefully seen last of magnet bull
  871. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva found a Torch and entered the Cave.
  872. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Dark Scroll to mark Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady as a new target!
  873. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: :c
  874. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva melted the ice in the Cave with her Torch and found the left side of a torn picture.
  875. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  876. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4.
  877. ***Pocket Ball GO!***
  878. Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
  879. The first player to catch 5 different creatures gains +2 Speed and a crappy Chikapu!
  880. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark whispers: rip my fish
  881. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  882. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister moved forward 13 spaces.
  883. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 135.
  884. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Don't @ me
  885. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  886. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  887. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 143.
  888. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Improbability Device turned Ethereal.
  889. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Filled Soulstone got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  890. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
  891. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: @tinysayian
  892. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Butter to make her Purebread Cat Delicious.
  893. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is going to her Little Shoppy.
  894. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: HHHHHH
  895. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received a Parachute.
  896. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
  897. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  898. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  899. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  900. procastinator had a Roll Streak of 2!
  901. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 3 spaces forward!
  902. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister ate his Hamburger and ran 19 spaces forward.
  903. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister got injected with the force of life!
  904. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister aimed the Catapult forward.
  905. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister launched himself with the Catapult!
  906. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister landed safely on space 171 thanks to his Parachute.
  907. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is going to the ACME Shop!
  908. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  909. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  910. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  911. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Soulstone at her personal shop.
  912. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought some Popcorn at her personal shop.
  913. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Human Brain at her personal shop.
  914. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lol
  915. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Time Travel Condom at her personal shop.
  916. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister removed his Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Cold)
  917. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  918. Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
  919. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
  920. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Purebread Cat reached Buttery Level 2!
  921. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
  922. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Human Brain, ran 4 spaces forward and learned the Druggy feat.
  923. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Popcorn, moved forward 5 spaces and received a Eating Popcorn for 5 turns.
  924. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Flask of Mojo at Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten.
  925. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: -hits mumu-
  926. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  927. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a mysterious Potion at Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten.
  928. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady tried to assassinate Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and, who got incapacitated.
  929. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with a Shapeshifter's Egg.
  930. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  931. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and.
  932. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to her Little Shoppy.
  933. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to the Bank!
  934. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  935. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 10.
  936. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
  937. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister fled to space 184.
  938. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady fled to space 184.
  939. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and fled to space 156.
  940. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister found a ticking Bomb...
  941. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lols
  942. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  943. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister.
  944. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  945. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got knocked 28 spaces back by the Time Bomb!
  946. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and skipped a turn.
  947. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Broken Glass got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  948. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
  949. Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
  950. ***The bear is on the loose!***
  951. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Arcane Relocation to move Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister 1 space forward.
  952. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark found a Fishing Pole near the fountain of the White House.
  953. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  954. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark enchanted her Brain Massager and made it Soulbound.
  955. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Gimmeeee teh butters
  956. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark caught a Piranha from the fountain of the White House, but got caught by a Secret Service agent and got incapacitated.
  957. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stored his Fuzzy Gobbo in his Magic Hat.
  958. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
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  963. Rejoining...
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  965. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has joined the game!
  966. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has joined the game!
  967. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has joined the game!
  968. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has joined the game!
  969. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has joined the game!
  970. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has joined the game!
  971. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel is now spectating the game.
  972. Let the games begin!
  973. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
  974. Jukebox: Taylor Swift - Blank Space
  975. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: oh god what
  976. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  977. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: What
  978. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister attracted Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 12 spaces forward.
  979. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Taylor swift
  980. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: another magnet
  981. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Grand Disappearance to move back 30 spaces.
  982. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: why
  983. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
  984. - [procastinator]'s Shovel
  985. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i soulbound...
  986. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
  987. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: DON"T STEAL MY SHIT
  988. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: fuck off
  989. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  990. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pulled the Lever. Nothing happened.
  991. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: still got my shovel back
  992. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: worth
  993. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  994. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Evasion wore off.
  995. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Mumu
  996. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: Win it
  997. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought some Magic Mushrooms at her personal shop.
  998. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: THAT WASN"T YOUR SHOVEL
  999. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Wizard Hat at her personal shop.
  1000. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Mecha Egg at her personal shop.
  1001. Spectator FlintAndRegisteel says: I know you can
  1002. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I BOUGHT IT
  1003. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Gobbo at her personal shop.
  1004. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Gobbo into an Explosive Sheep.
  1005. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: see as I always say, no good ever comes from magnet hwars
  1006. Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
  1007. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: sigh
  1008. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister retrieved his Gobbo from his Magic Hat.
  1009. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 11.
  1010. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8.
  1011. MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1012. ***Everyone is Crazy!***
  1013. Happy Happy Joy Joy
  1014. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: so i can't have anything
  1015. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: I'm the prettiest birdy in the whoooole forest! Tweet tweet!
  1016. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister gave the sad lolrus her Bucket and gained 2 Speed!
  1017. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  1018. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
  1019. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has caught her first creature!
  1020. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
  1021. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Wealth me babes
  1022. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: well SOMEONE has my shovel
  1023. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1024. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: and now i have one back
  1025. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to make the Lolrus use his LOL-powers on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
  1026. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lollipop got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1027. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: Bananas are blue!
  1028. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and entered the Cave.
  1029. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i have to have an empty inventory apparently
  1030. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm not allowed to have items
  1031. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and gave the dragon a Cow and received a gift from her.
  1032. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
  1033. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I'm a little piggy! This is my snout! Oink oink oink!
  1034. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister tried to assassinate Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and, who got incapacitated.
  1035. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Grand Disappearance to move back to space 195.
  1036. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
  1037. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Evasion wore off.
  1038. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went 18 spaces forward on the Cat Bus!
  1039. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has caught his first creature!
  1040. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister caught the Cat Bus with his Pocket Ball!
  1041. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1042. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Pocket Ball to send the Cat Bus after Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got a lift 10 spaces forward.
  1043. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady lost all her death preventing effects and died because of Fungal Doom.
  1044. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
  1045. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is still dead. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1046. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady revived herself with her Soulstone.
  1047. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister caught a Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
  1048. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has now caught (2) different creatures!
  1049. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: sigh
  1050. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  1051. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Don't trust the chicken. It's out to get ya!
  1052. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  1053. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark!
  1054. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark got knocked 14 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
  1055. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got knocked 13 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
  1056. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Banana.
  1057. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: ?????
  1058. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: WHY
  1059. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister summoned a Darkcaller with his Demonic Ritual Stone.
  1060. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: "to keep your amgnet away
  1061. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: "
  1062. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has an account balance of 25 Rupees.
  1063. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  1064. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  1065. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I DON"T EVEN
  1066. Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
  1067. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: HAVE ONE
  1068. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: I HAVE NOTHING
  1069. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1070. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: Titty biscuits!
  1071. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: bc ofhim
  1072. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to her Little Shoppy.
  1073. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Banana.
  1074. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: i know you're lusting after my shovel
  1075. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Coconut at her personal shop.
  1076. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Rooster at her personal shop.
  1077. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a One-Trick Pony at her personal shop.
  1078. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm not even 2nd
  1079. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cereal Package at her personal shop.
  1080. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Reset Button at her personal shop.
  1081. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and skipped a turn.
  1082. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Camera got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1083. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: no i can buy a new one
  1084. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark skipped a turn.
  1085. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark found 3 Snowballs.
  1086. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: You all saw it! That orphanage attacked ME!
  1087. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm not dumb
  1088. To procastinator: not me pls, I did nothing
  1089. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: uh huh
  1090. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: whatever i can't haveanything
  1091. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister taught her One-Trick Pony to jump!
  1092. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister couldn't wait to swing her Hammer.
  1093. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 8 - 3 = 5.
  1094. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: Don't worry, Pharaoh! I'll save you!
  1095. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the deadly pyramid.
  1096. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: what
  1097. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm supposed to have nothing
  1098. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lols
  1099. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: what is this
  1100. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and replaced one of their Shoppy items with a Magic Star.
  1101. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: good luck
  1102. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with an Ethereal Gem.
  1103. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister died in the Pyramid.
  1104. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister died. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady was Eating Popcorn and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns from the entertainment!
  1105. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: apparently muumi's the only one allowed to have an inventory
  1106. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 3 + 5 = 8.
  1107. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i have to have nothing
  1108. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: so what's the point
  1109. To procastinator: dontme started this btw
  1110. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: you have my brain massager
  1111. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i'm getting targeted in last place too
  1112. Jukebox: Wale - Sabotage
  1113. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady encountered the interwebz. LOL!
  1114. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  1115. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  1116. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: im the one who doesnt even have brain massager
  1117. To procastinator: tell that to muumi
  1118. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
  1119. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: just leave me alone
  1120. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: ALL I HAVE IS THIS LOUSY SHOVEL
  1121. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is going to the ACME Shop!
  1122. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1123. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva tried to assassinate Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, who got incapacitated.
  1124. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1125. ***The Hungry Games!***
  1126. The first player to eat 7 pieces of food wins 25 Rupees and a Legendary Ring!
  1127. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark attracted Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled 11 spaces back.
  1128. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Banana Fish and ran 10 spaces forward.
  1129. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1130. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Human Brain, ran 3 spaces forward and learned the Druggy feat.
  1131. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1132. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: lul
  1133. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Goldfish and moved forward 6 spaces.
  1134. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [2] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1135. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  1136. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [2] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1137. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ate their Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
  1138. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1139. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Human Brain, ran 2 spaces forward and learned the Spell Deflecting feat.
  1140. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [3] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1141. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Piranha and moved forward 4 spaces.
  1142. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [3] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1143. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1144. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [4] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1145. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark ate her Hamburger and ran 21 spaces forward.
  1146. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark has now eaten [5] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1147. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Butter to make her Cereal Box Delicious.
  1148. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva booped her Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
  1149. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Cereal, moved 5 spaces forward and found a Teleporter inside! Yippee!
  1150. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [6] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1151. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1152. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran into a bear...
  1153. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Condense Magic on her Happy Crystal!
  1154. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and uses their Fireflies to thaw their items.
  1155. ...used her Fear and ran away...
  1156. ...and fled from the Bear, who walked off forward.
  1157. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
  1158. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully smashed her Coconut with her Hammer and created Cocos Pieces.
  1159. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Cocos Pieces and ran 13 spaces forward.
  1160. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now eaten [7] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1161. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has won the Hungry Games and has earned 25 Rupees and will receive a Legendary Ring soon!
  1162. ***The Hungry Games have ended!***
  1163. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  1164. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  1165. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to the Magic Shop!
  1166. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: sigh
  1167. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  1168. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Fishing Pole got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1169. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
  1170. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained +1 Speed!
  1171. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and entered the Magic Shop.
  1172. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1173. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1174. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
  1175. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: now dontme'll target me
  1176. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and charged their Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
  1177. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and charged their Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1178. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: all I see here is whining
  1179. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 48.
  1180. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Light Wand to remove Curse Of Cold from themself.
  1181. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark rolled 2 + 6 = 8.
  1182. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate one of her Magic Mushrooms, walked 5 spaces forward and gained Magic Mushrooms for 3 turns.
  1183. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark smacked Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and back 7 spaces with her Hammer.
  1184. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: all I see here is fine quality acme products
  1185. ***Auction Time!***
  1186. The player who places the highest secret bid wins!
  1187. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
  1188. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1189. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark's Speed Boost wore off.
  1190. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady and received 4 Rupees for it!
  1191. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: LOL
  1192. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark received a Coconut.
  1193. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  1194. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  1195. - [MumuPikachu]'s Mining Pick
  1196. - [MumuPikachu]'s Reset Button
  1197. - [MumuPikachu]'s Ice Sculpting Saw
  1198. - [MumuPikachu]'s Skinning Knife, which cut her throat. [procastinator] died.
  1199. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark died. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady was Eating Popcorn and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns from the entertainment!
  1200. - [MumuPikachu]'s Hammer
  1201. - [MumuPikachu]'s Gun
  1202. - [MumuPikachu]'s Teleporter
  1203. - [MumuPikachu]'s ACME Magnet
  1204. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has placed a bid!
  1205. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark's body got dragged out the ACME Shop.
  1206. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has placed a bid!
  1207. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Dark Wand to steal Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Rooster with the Steal Item spell.
  1208. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  1209. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Wooden Stake.
  1210. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rots in peace. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1211. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
  1212. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1213. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  1214. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Improbability Dice caused every other player's dice skin to randomize for a turn!
  1215. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  1216. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: dude are you after my shovel
  1217. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1218. Gimp had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1219. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  1220. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: tell me right now if you are
  1221. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva accepted a drink from ship's captain!
  1222. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received Roc's Feather because of her Liquid Luck.
  1223. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1224. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: im gonna fight you to death over the shovel
  1225. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1226.  You placed a bid of 2 Rupees.
  1227. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has placed a bid!
  1228. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
  1229. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister chose The Seventh Ring Of Hell!
  1230. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: oh mumu
  1231. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to the Magic Shop!
  1232. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1233. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: no i'm just pissed off bc you're being petty
  1234. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: gimme monies
  1235. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received a Coconut.
  1236. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and found a ticking Bomb...
  1237. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: just stop
  1238. ...and threw it to Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva...
  1239. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: i was talking to dontme
  1240. ...and threw it to Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister...
  1241. To procastinator: but stole my reset button with magnet
  1242. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister could not throw away the Bomb and exploded 15 spaces back.
  1243. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
  1244. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1245. To procastinator: want to give it back at some point ?
  1246. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is safely tucked underground. (Revival next turn!)
  1247. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and charged their Light Wand with Scales Of Justice!
  1248. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark whispers: no
  1249. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 10 + 5 = 15.
  1250. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Eating Popcorn wore off.
  1251. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Light Wand to cast Scales of Justice. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark moved forward 15 spaces. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva moved back 15 spaces.
  1252. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: moniess
  1253. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Banana.
  1254. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
  1255. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady went to the ACME Shop.
  1256. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  1257. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: another fine acme product
  1258. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  1259. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1260. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: mmm
  1261. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
  1262. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark whispers: you can't have anything either
  1263. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  1264. - [Gimp]'s Mecha Egg, which knocked her unconscious.
  1265. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 244.
  1266. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
  1267. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entertained the dragon with a story.
  1268. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received 9 Rupees and a Magic Crystal from the dragon.
  1269. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and won the Auction and received a Chocolate Bar and a Dark Scroll: Disarm as well as Cursed Wounds!
  1270. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: dammit I didn't get the shovel
  1271. Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
  1272. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
  1273. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
  1274. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
  1275. "You. Are. On. A. ROLL!"
  1276. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Gun.
  1277. MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 3!
  1278. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: I have no shovel
  1279. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
  1280. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister took the bucket from the lolrus.
  1281. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
  1282. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
  1283. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to make the Lolrus use his LOL-powers on Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  1284. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  1285. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: this game is a mess
  1286. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: magnet the 3rd
  1287. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
  1288. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: here we go
  1289. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought some Sneezing Powder at the ACME Shop.
  1290. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister loved her Bucket.
  1291. You can't use this item when it's on cooldown.
  1292. You can't use this item when it's on cooldown.
  1293. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: i expected higher quality play
  1294. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: DONT DO IT
  1295. Druidess Enchantress [procastinator] Stark says: bye
  1296. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: DONT DO IT MAN
  1297. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: whoa there
  1298. procastinator has left the game!
  1299. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their ACME Magnet and attracted:
  1300. - [MumuPikachu]'s Gun, which shot them in the face.
  1301. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  1302. - [MumuPikachu]'s Bucket
  1303. - [MuumiJumala]'s Shovel
  1304. - [MuumiJumala]'s Gun
  1305. - [MuumiJumala]'s ACME Pogo-Stick
  1306. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: fucking hell mate
  1307. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rejoined the living!
  1308. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is going to the ACME Shop!
  1309. Jukebox: Undertale OST - Hopes And Dreams Full Mix
  1310. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received a Coconut.
  1311. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  1312. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
  1313. - [DontMe]'s ACME Pogo-Stick
  1314. - [DontMe]'s Gun, which shot him in the face.
  1315. - [DontMe]'s Bucket
  1316. - [DontMe]'s Shovel
  1317. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's body got dragged out the ACME Shop.
  1318. Spectator procastinator is now spectating the game.
  1319. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
  1320. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Speed Boost wore off.
  1321. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: there goes the shovel
  1322. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: </3
  1323. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: MY SHOVEL.'
  1324. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1325. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Magic Mushrooms wore off.
  1326. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Magic Shop.
  1327. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1328. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  1329. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1330. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Life Ward at the Magic Shop.
  1331. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1332. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Dark Wand to steal Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Improbability Device with the Steal Item spell.
  1333. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1334. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 268.
  1335. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1336. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
  1337. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to conjure a Life Ward on space 300.
  1338. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister found a ticking Bomb...
  1339. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: probably shoulda used my cooldowns before killing myself over the shovel again
  1340. ...and threw it to Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva...
  1341. It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  1342. Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
  1343. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: lmao
  1344. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Fridge Fairy.
  1345. FlintAndRegisteel has left the game.
  1346. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got knocked 50 spaces back by the Time Bomb!
  1347. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: sadness
  1348. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: *snigger*
  1349. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Mass Energize!
  1350. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to cast Mass Energize. Everyone had all their Skill cooldowns reset!
  1351. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 228.
  1352. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and peacefully rots away. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1353. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 3 spaces forwards.
  1354. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva slipped on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Banana Peel and had to skip a turn.MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
  1355. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1356. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1357. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1358. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
  1359. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to her Little Shoppy.
  1360. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1361. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
  1362. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fled to space 217.
  1363. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1364. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Red Mushroom.
  1365. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Lightning Rod at the Engineering Shop.
  1366. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
  1367. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1368. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Mecha Egg hatched into a Tree Frog!
  1369. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva earned 47 Rupees from the Bank.
  1370. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
  1371. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva encountered the interwebz. LOL!
  1372. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1373. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1374. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1375. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Pocket Ball on nothing.
  1376. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Book: Spelunking.
  1377. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cereal Package at her personal shop.
  1378. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Coconut at her personal shop.
  1379. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Reset Button at her personal shop.
  1380. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
  1381. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister likes being dead. (Revival next turn!)
  1382. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1383. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Banana Peel rotted away.
  1384. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
  1385. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady entered the Academy Of Adventure.
  1386. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady subscribed to the Spell Deflecting course.
  1387. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is going to the Medieval Market!
  1388. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: just waiting for someone to steal my stupid box now
  1389. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  1390. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: then i will truly have nothing except the lousy shovel
  1391. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Academy Of Adventure.
  1392. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva subscribed to the Bounty Hunting course.
  1393. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady replaced one of her Shoppy items with Sauerkraut.
  1394. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: I have an idea
  1395. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: ?
  1396. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
  1397. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: put your lousy shovel in hat
  1398. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: before some magneter
  1399. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: get that too
  1400. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  1401. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: that would be smart if i was alive for one turn one of these days
  1402. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
  1403. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
  1404. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  1405. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got injected with the force of life!
  1406. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and stood at a crossroads.
  1407. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained the Cards Of Fate effect!
  1408. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and went to the Jungle.
  1409. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister combined her Boots with her ACME Rocket to create Rocket Boots.
  1410. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
  1411. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
  1412. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
  1413. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Lemon at the Jungle Shop.
  1414. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Watermelon at the Jungle Shop.
  1415. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought some Crabs at the Jungle Shop.
  1416. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used The Avaril to float 7 spaces forward.
  1417. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 45.
  1418. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rejoined the living!
  1419. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Wait
  1420. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister destroyed his Black Hole In A Box and gained 10 items!
  1421. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister ran into a bear...
  1422. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: When did proc rq
  1423. ...ran for his life...
  1424. ...and scared the Bear forward!
  1425. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  1426. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  1427. MoistKumquat had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1428. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady learned the Spell Deflecting feat.
  1429. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: between 5th and 6th magnet
  1430. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  1431. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1432. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and says: Developer [Dysprosium] greets [Gimp] Has Love For All: "Hello! Hello! Hello!"
  1433. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Book: Pathfinding.
  1434. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva instantly read her Book: Pathfinding with her Reading Glasses to learn the Pathfinding feat.
  1435. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: yes we use magnet to count time
  1436. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
  1437. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: 1 magnet week
  1438. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: 2 magnet week
  1439. Warning: Flood Protection. You are sending too many messages.
  1440. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1441. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
  1442. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister went to the Pirate Ship.
  1443. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister read a small note.
  1444. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with Crystal Meth.
  1445. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: Hi Dys
  1446. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  1447. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the shallow water near the Pirates and caught a Fish.
  1448. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: HELLO HELLO HELLO
  1449. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1450. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister threw Sneezing Powder around her!
  1451. - Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sneezed herself 4 back!
  1452. - Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sneezed herself 4 back!
  1453. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister threw Sneezing Powder around her!
  1454. - Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sneezed herself 6 back!
  1455. - Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sneezed herself 5 back!
  1456. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister threw Sneezing Powder around her!
  1457. - Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sneezed herself 4 back!
  1458. - Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sneezed herself 5 back!
  1459. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Fuzzy Gobbo into some Crabs.
  1460. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister caught his Crabs with his Pocket Ball!
  1461. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has now caught (3) different creatures!
  1462. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: er oops
  1463. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and received a Book: Spelunking.
  1464. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and started reading their Book: Spelunking.
  1465. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and read their cards...
  1466. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Pocket Ball to send the Crabs after Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady got infected with Crabs, naturally.
  1467. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: wanted to do something else
  1468. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: fml
  1469. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sacrificed her Cow in a Sexual Ritual and gained Herpes and an Ethereal Gem!
  1470. ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
  1471. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady removed her STDs with her Time Travel Condom. (Crabs)
  1472. ...and chose to go to The Bank!
  1473. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  1474. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: jerk
  1475. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has an account balance of 35 Rupees.
  1476. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1477. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to her Little Shoppy.
  1478. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  1479. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Combustible Lemon.
  1480. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Rocket Boots to jump forward to space 249.
  1481. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister threw his Combustible Lemon to space 212.
  1482. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got hit and got set on Fire!
  1483. Jukebox: Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
  1484. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
  1485. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went to the Academy of Adventure.
  1486. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the Academy Of Adventure.
  1487. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister subscribed to the Haggle Expert course.
  1488. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: oh shiiiiiit
  1489. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1490. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Book: Trivia Expertise.
  1491. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady entered the deadly pyramid.
  1492. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady died in the Pyramid.
  1493. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  1494. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Evasion wore off.
  1495. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1496. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought some Magic Mushrooms at her personal shop.
  1497. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Happy Crystal at her personal shop.
  1498. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Cards Of Fate!
  1499. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought an Azure Bracelet at her personal shop.
  1500. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bought a Mecha Egg at her personal shop.
  1501. The Life Ward brought Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady back to life!
  1502. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate one of her Magic Mushrooms, walked 2 spaces forward and gained Magic Mushrooms for 3 turns.
  1503. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  1504. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  1505. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 6 spaces.
  1506. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  1507. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister fished in the pool of the Lolrus and caught a Fish.
  1508. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Core Crystal to remove Magic Mushrooms from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva. The Core Crystal turned into a Dark Crystal.
  1509. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
  1510. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to send the Lolrus after Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister, who had a Bucket. The Lolrus goes berserk and beats up Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister, who has to skip a turn and takes the Bucket.
  1511. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1512. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: ok 1 less magnet attraction
  1513. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister.
  1514. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister says: for dontme
  1515. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  1516. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1517. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Sneezing Powder burned in the Fire.
  1518. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and read a book and learned the Spelunking feat.
  1519. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  1520. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister learned the Haggle Expert feat.
  1521. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1522. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady answered wrong and lost 5 Rupees.
  1523. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has caught her first creature!
  1524. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady caught the Yarly Owl with her Pocket Ball!
  1525. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and combined their Fish with their Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  1526. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and combined their Glass Of Milk with a Chocolate Bar and created Chocolate Milk.
  1527. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1528. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva read her cards...
  1529. ...and chose to go to The Hall Of Heroes!
  1530. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Hall Of Heroes.
  1531. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained the Elemental Duelist effect from Elaments's Blessing!
  1532. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Yarly Owl says: 'Bananas share about 50% of the DNA that humans have. YA RLY!'
  1533. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 3 + 3 = 6.
  1534. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Diss Card: Death.
  1535. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister found a flask of Holy Water.
  1536. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and started licking their Lollipop!
  1537. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is going to the Pawn Shop!
  1538. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1539. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to their Little Shoppy.
  1540. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
  1541. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Lollipop at their personal shop.
  1542. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  1543. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  1544. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
  1545. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Red Mushroom at their personal shop.
  1546. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
  1547. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Evasion wore off.
  1548. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
  1549. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and started licking their Lollipop!
  1550. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  1551. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  1552. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister is going to his Little Shoppy.
  1553. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her Green Dragon Egg for 15 Rupees.
  1554. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1555. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her ACME Piano for 2 Rupees.
  1556. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her Book: Trivia Expertise for 1 Rupee.
  1557. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady pawned her Tree Frog for 18 Rupees.
  1558. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Diss Card: Knockback in the Pawn Shop.
  1559. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Sword in the Pawn Shop.
  1560. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady bought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Brain Massager in the Pawn Shop.
  1561. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1562. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stood at a crossroads.
  1563. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 296.
  1564. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva went to the Bank.
  1565. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has an account balance of 20 Rupees.
  1566. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  1567. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  1568. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  1569. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1570. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  1571. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1572. Jukebox: Beef - Late Night Sessions
  1573. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
  1574. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got infected with Syphilis.
  1575. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
  1576. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and earned 54 Rupees from the Bank.
  1577. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and walked into the Cave in Storm's End.
  1578. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and got scared out of the Cave by a swarm of bats and ran back 8 spaces.
  1579. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has caught their first creature!
  1580. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and caught some Bats with their Pocket Ball!
  1581. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
  1582. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to send some Bats after Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady got scared 7 spaces backward.
  1583. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister received a Book: Druggy.
  1584. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady is gonna use her Diss Card: Knockback.
  1585. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Black Hole In A Box at his personal shop.
  1586. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Vendroid at his personal shop.
  1587. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought an Ethereal Gem at his personal shop.
  1588. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Shapeshifter's Egg at his personal shop.
  1589. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1590. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Diss Card: Knockback knocked Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva back 17 spaces.
  1591. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1592. It's not your turn, Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  1593. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  1594. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is experiencing lag.
  1595. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva found 5 Rupees.
  1596. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1597. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister seduced Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva, who moved towards her.
  1598. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ended up on Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's space and got incapacitated in a sexy way!
  1599. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got infected with Syphilis.
  1600. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got infected with Herpes.
  1601. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  1602. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
  1603. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1604. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and caught their Crabs with their Pocket Ball!
  1605. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and has now caught (2) different creatures!
  1606. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva broke free of her Incapacitation!
  1607. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva reduced her Barbarian cooldowns by 1!
  1608. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
  1609. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran into a bear...
  1610. ...and used her Diss Card: Death to kill the Bear.
  1611. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 297.
  1612. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister skinned the dead Bear with her Skinning Knife!
  1613. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and is going to the Medieval Market!
  1614. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1615. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady hurled a huge Pyroblast at Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister!
  1616. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister died horribly.
  1617. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received 26 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  1618. - Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion cooldown got reset!
  1619. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva caught on Fire for 3 turns!
  1620. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught on Fire for 3 turns!
  1621. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  1622. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
  1623. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
  1624. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  1625. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1626. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and used Lock Time to lock their own Rupees variable!
  1627. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and bought an Iron Helmet at the Medieval Market.
  1628. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and's Lock Time triggered and reverted his own Rupees back to 38.
  1629. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  1630. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister encountered the Name Wizard!
  1631. Concubus Time Twister [DontMe] Baratheon lags and combined their Gloves with their Ethereal Gem and created the Ethereal Gloves!
  1632. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister let the Name Wizard change a name! DontMe is now called MagnetMan!
  1633. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1634. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady stood at a crossroads.
  1635. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady went to the Jungle.
  1636. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady found some Poison near the Witch Doctor in the Jungle.
  1637. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1638. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to send the Crabs after themself. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and got infected with Crabs, naturally.
  1639. ***The bear is on the loose!***
  1640. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Red Egg consumed the heat! A Red Dragonling hatched from it!
  1641. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sent her Red Dragonling after Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got set on fire!
  1642. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva knew the answer and received 4 Rupees.
  1643. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has caught her first creature!
  1644. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva caught the Yarly Owl with her Pocket Ball!
  1645. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva released the the Yarly Owl from her Pocket Ball.
  1646. The Life Ward brought Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister back to life!
  1647. The Life Ward faded away.
  1648. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1649. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  1650. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1651. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1652. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva failed to assassinate Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister: out of range!
  1653. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Glitch Glock to transform his Darkcaller into a Scarab.
  1654. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Green Egg consumed the heat! A Green Dragonling hatched from it!
  1655. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
  1656. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva is going to the Magic Shop!
  1657. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister took out a life insurance.
  1658. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sent her Green Dragonling after Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady became poisoned!
  1659. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used Steady Progression on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
  1660. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister combined a Dark Crystal with an Ethereal Gem to create a Soulstone!
  1661. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1662. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  1663. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and walked into the Cave in Storm's End.
  1664. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and went through the narrow passage, found a Relic and went forward 5 spaces.
  1665. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and prayed to their Relic to find a church.
  1666. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
  1667. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Gobbo was lonely and called for a friend!
  1668. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister found a Hookshot.
  1669. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister retrieved his Fuzzy Gobbo from his Magic Hat.
  1670. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Iron Coin. "Valar morghulis."
  1671. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 11.
  1672. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  1673. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Evasion wore off.
  1674. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady's Steady Progression wears off.
  1675. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  1676. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and sacrificed their Crabs in a Sexual Ritual and moved 10 spaces forward!
  1677. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and caught a Cow with their Pocket Ball!
  1678. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has now caught (3) different creatures!
  1679. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
  1680. Jukebox: Fair To Midland - Musical Chairs
  1681. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady received a Shield.
  1682. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady followed the Escape Tunnel from Storm's End and went forward 7 spaces.
  1683. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
  1684. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Mojo wore off.
  1685. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva had to pay 3 Rupees to buy medicine.
  1686. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  1687. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  1688. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
  1689. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
  1690. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  1691. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva also received Faerie Frost.
  1692. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
  1693. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva bored the dragon to sleep with a horribly boring story.
  1694. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva stole the dragon's hoard.
  1695. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva placed her Eye Of The Dragon in her Ancient Dragon Claw, engulfing it in bright blue flames! It released a burst of bright light! All other players were blinded by it! Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used the confusion to sneak 9 spaces forward!
  1696. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Life Shield!
  1697. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to cast Life Shield on herself.
  1698. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva also received Faerie Frost.
  1699. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1700. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1701. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Rooster.
  1702. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got infected with Syphilis.
  1703. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva replaced one of her Shoppy items with a Rooster.
  1704. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to send a Cow after Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva. The cow ran over Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva, who has to skip a turn.
  1705. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1706. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  1707. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: NO SHOULD BE COCK
  1708. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Cow ran from space 323 to space 338, crushing Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister, who had to skip a turn!.
  1709. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and pressed their Easy Button and gained the No. skill for 12 turns!
  1710. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and received a Sword.
  1711. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and successfully sliced their Coconut with their Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  1712. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and knew the answer and received 1 Speed.
  1713. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has now caught (4) different creatures!
  1714. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and caught the Yarly Owl with their Pocket Ball!
  1715. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Yarly Owl says: 'According to spellchecker.net, "their" is the most misspelled word in America. YA RLY!'
  1716. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: cock cock day
  1717. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1718. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Gobbo, Fluffy Gobbo and Fuzzy Gobbo were very happy together! Such a group needs to have a king, don't you think? King Rufus the Intolerant made his entrance! Bow to your king, subjects!
  1719. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Sword.
  1720. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister entered the Magic Shop.
  1721. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1722. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1723. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Camera to take a Blinding picture of Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister and received 5 Rupees for it!
  1724. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  1725. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady rode 8 spaces forward on Shadowfax.
  1726. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady tried to catch Shadowfax with her Pocket Ball but it fizzled!
  1727. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1728. *** Enchanting Encounter ***
  1729. Everyone received a Bottle Of Antifreeze, a stick of Butter, an Ethereal Gem, a Fire Opal, a Mustache Of Life, some Sparkle Polish, a Spice Weasel and a Tube Of Glue!
  1730. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva earned 33 Rupees from the Bank.
  1731. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva moved back, but Faerie Frost canceled the move.
  1732. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  1733. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Tube Of Glue to make his Shovel Soulbound.
  1734. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and combined their Boots with their Ethereal Gem to create Spirit Slippers.
  1735. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Magic Shop.
  1736. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister says: finally my shovel is safe
  1737. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 287.
  1738. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Spice Weasel to make her Sparkle Polish Food. "BAM!"
  1739. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Spice Weasel to make her Mustache Of Life Food. "BAM!"
  1740. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Light Wand with Save Point at the Magic Shop.
  1741. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and booped their Purebread Cat and gained Delicious Aftertaste.
  1742. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Spice Weasel to make her Bottle Of Antifreeze Food. "BAM!"
  1743. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Light Wand to protect herself with the Save Point spell. The Save Point effect is locked on space 332!
  1744. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva also received Faerie Frost.
  1745. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Butter to make her Mustache Of Life Delicious.
  1746. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Mustache Of Life and ran 4 spaces forward!
  1747. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1748. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Sparkle Polish and ran 1 space forward!
  1749. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Fire Opal to make her Seventh Ring Of Hell Fireproof.
  1750. Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
  1751. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady ate her Bottle Of Antifreeze and ran 2 spaces forward!
  1752. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Dark Wand to cast Steal Item on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady, but Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady deflected the Spell!
  1753. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  1754. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Rooster crowed her awake!
  1755. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1756. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 2 spaces.
  1757. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Butter to make her Purebread Cat Delicious.
  1758. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Tube Of Glue to make her Sword Soulbound.
  1759. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Mecha Egg hatched into a Piranha!
  1760. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Bottle Of Antifreeze to make her Seventh Ring Of Hell Frostproof.
  1761. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister rolled 2 + 3 = 5.
  1762. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Fire Opal to make his Gobbo King Fireproof.
  1763. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister combined her Gloves with her Ethereal Gem and created the Ethereal Gloves!
  1764. Jukebox: Arlo Guthrie - The Motorcycle Song
  1765. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister sacrificed her Herpes in a Sexual Ritual and moved 10 spaces forward!
  1766. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  1767. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
  1768. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ran into a bear...
  1769. ...used her Fear and ran away...
  1770. ...and fled from the Bear, who walked off forward.
  1771. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister started reading his Book: Druggy.
  1772. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Fire Opal to make their Purebread Cat Fireproof.
  1773. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  1774. ***Everyone ish Drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
  1775. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Cow ran from space 338 to space 354, crushing Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister, who had to skip a turn!.
  1776. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1777. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady says: kitty
  1778. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and brought their Relic to the Church.
  1779. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 4.
  1780. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister read a book and learned the Druggy feat.
  1781. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Bottle Of Antifreeze to make their Two Halves Of Coconut Frostproof.
  1782. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
  1783. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Tube Of Glue to make her Purebread Cat Soulbound.
  1784. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Spice Weasel to make her Potion Food. "BAM!"
  1785. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Butter to make her Potion Delicious.
  1786. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  1787. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Potion and ran 5 spaces forward!
  1788. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got cured of Syphilis.
  1789. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva had to pay 3 Rupees to buy medicine.
  1790. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Evasion wore off.
  1791. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Purebread Cat reached Buttery Level 3!
  1792. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has now caught (2) different creatures!
  1793. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister caught Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Cow with her Pocket Ball!
  1794. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva read her cards...
  1795. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used Steady Progression on Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady.
  1796. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Leap to jump to space 361.
  1797. ...and chose to go to The Abandoned Mine!
  1798. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 6 spaces.
  1799. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva entered the Cave.
  1800. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Spice Weasel to make their Broken Glass Food. "BAM!"
  1801. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used her Spice Weasel to make her Weed Food. "BAM!"
  1802. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister ate her Weed and ran 1 space forward!
  1803. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and ate their Broken Glass and ran 5 spaces forward!
  1804. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva.
  1805. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister successfully used Flash to teleport away from Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva and gained 6 Mana!
  1806. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: Why ...hic!
  1807. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady assassinated Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister.
  1808. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister received 26 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  1809. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Butter to make their Purebread Cat Delicious.
  1810. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister.
  1811. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva says: can't i ushe dragon on ice ...hic!
  1812. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva didn't melt the ice in the Cave.
  1813. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister's Seventh Ring Of Hell spawned a Diss Card: Death.
  1814. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is safely tucked underground. (Revival in 2 turns!)
  1815. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
  1816. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and's Purebread Cat reached Buttery Level 2!
  1817. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and stood at a crossroads.
  1818. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady couldn't wait to hit something with her Hammer.
  1819. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and went to the Engineering Shop.
  1820. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used her Fire Opal to make her Hammer Fireproof.
  1821. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
  1822. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
  1823. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva used her Spice Weasel to make her Sword Food. "BAM!"
  1824. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister used his Bottle Of Antifreeze to make his Glitch Glock Frostproof.
  1825. ---
  1826. You have rejoined in another window.
  1827. ---
  1828.  
  1829. Rejoining...
  1830. Loading game data...
  1831. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva has joined the game!
  1832. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister has joined the game!
  1833. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has joined the game!
  1834. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister has joined the game!
  1835. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady has joined the game!
  1836. Spectator procastinator is now spectating the game.
  1837. Let the games begin!
  1838. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva ate her Sword and ran 5 spaces forward!
  1839. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Signal Jammer at the Engineering Shop.
  1840. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
  1841. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and bought a Screw at the Engineering Shop.
  1842. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
  1843. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
  1844. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and released their Explosive Sheep forward.
  1845. MuumiJumala had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1846. Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has caught their 5th different creature and has won the Pocket Ball GO event! Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and has gained +2 Speed and a Chikapu!
  1847. Gym Master Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and caught their own Explosive Sheep with their Pocket Ball!
  1848. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister replaced one of his Shoppy items with a Human Brain.
  1849. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
  1850. Gym Master Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and used their Pocket Ball to make their Explosive Sheep explode near Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady!
  1851. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady got knocked 14 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
  1852. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got knocked 15 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
  1853. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva moved back, but Faerie Frost canceled the move.
  1854. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister got knocked 12 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
  1855. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1856. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister went to the Old Mine.
  1857. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister found a Torch and entered the Cave.
  1858. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister found a rare Gold Vein in the Cave and earned 29 Rupees.
  1859. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady skipped a turn.
  1860. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva skipped a turn.
  1861. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva got cured of Herpes.
  1862. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva's Life Shield wore off.
  1863. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1864. Assassin Illusionist [MuumiJumala] Lannister dug for treasure and found a pair of Boots.
  1865. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva looked at the torn picture. Hmm, the right half seems missing...
  1866. Sorceress Succubus [MumuPikachu] Lannister is still pushing the daisies. (Revival next turn!)
  1867. Assassin Barbarian [Gimp] Targaryen The Vulva let loose a savage roar!
  1868. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady fled to space 352.
  1869. Gym Master Concubus Time Twister [MagnetMan] Baratheon lags and rolled 4 + 7 = 11.
  1870. Jukebox: Billy Hatcher And The Giant Egg OST - Pop A Parade
  1871. Sorceress Piss Assassin [MoistKumquat] Baratheon Crazy Cat Lady used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
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