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Fluffy Dash and Fluffyshy: Chapter 3

Jul 4th, 2012
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  1. >you are Fluffy Dash, once more
  2. >today is the day
  3. >not spaghetti day
  4. >not your birthday
  5. >but THE day
  6. >the day where you go outside all alone
  7. >daddy only lets you play outside when he’s home, and even then he only stays out for an hour or two before you have to go back inside
  8. >but today, you’ve prepared
  9. >you stopped the safe room door from closing with your shaky stick
  10. >daddy calls it a rattle
  11. >you’ve set up a little pillow pile at the bottom of the stairs so you don’t get hurt when you jump down
  12. >and, most importantly, you’ve fashioned all of your toys with wires into a long hook, perfect for unlocking doors
  13. >oh, wait
  14. >you would’ve done that, if you weren’t a fluffy pony
  15. >silly you, that’s just not possible!
  16. >no, daddy just forgot to close the door today
  17. >you push it open with your face
  18. >it’s really hard, but you use all your might and it opens
  19. >you look down the long staircase
  20. >you would be scared
  21. >but you’re Fluffy Dash!
  22. >the bravest fluffy pony ever!
  23. >unfortunately, Fluffyshy doesn’t feel the same
  24. >she doesn’t want to go outside
  25. >”Dasii! Yuu bad fwuffy! Daddeh say “no go ouwsii”! Onwy dummy fwuffy go ouwsii!”
  26. >dummy?
  27. >DUMMY?
  28. >”Fwuffysii! Yuu meanie fwuffy! Yuu caw Dasii dummy fwuffy! Dasii no dummy fwuffy! Yuu dummy! Yuu scawdy fwuffy!”
  29. >she hears your words and begins to cry into her hooves
  30. >”S-sowwy, Dasii! No mean c-caw yuu dummy fwuffy! F-Fwuffysii juss no wan go ouwsii! No dummy Dasii! Dummy ouwsii! Ouwsii scawy! Munstas ouwsii dat wan gif biggest ouchies Fwuffysii and Dasii!”
  31. >she sobs some more
  32. >you feel really bad for making her cry
  33. > “Sowwy, Fwuffysii. Umm…wan come ouwsii wif Dasii?”
  34. >she looks at you, her eyes pleading
  35. >”Dasii! Yuu gon’ geh eateh by munstahs! Fwuffysii no wan Dasii geh eateh!”
  36. >you don’t want to be eaten, either
  37. >but you’ll make sure that doesn’t happen
  38. >”Dasii no afwaih of munstahs. Munstahs dummies! Dasii gif big ouchies munstahs!”
  39. >she gasps
  40. >”Dasii hewt munstahs?”
  41. >you nod and give a few practice kicks to the air
  42. >”Biggest ouchies evah! Make munstahs sweep fuhevah!”
  43. >Fluffyshy gets to her hooves
  44. >”O-otay, Dasii! Fwuffysii hewp!”
  45. >”Yuu bwave fwuffy! Good fwuffy!”
  46. >she beams and follows you over to the stairs
  47. >you step down them and get to the bottom
  48. >Fluffyshy is still at the top
  49. >”Fwuffysii! Huwwy!”
  50. >she squeaks
  51. >”Dasii! Too high! Wan daddeh!”
  52. >daddy always carries the two of you down the stairs
  53. >”Fwuffysii, daddeh no hewe! Come!”
  54. >she hides her face with her hooves
  55. >”N-no! Scawy munstah staiws! Daddeh! DADDEH!”
  56. >she’s such a scaredy-cat
  57. >uh, scaredy-fluffy
  58. >”Yuu no bwave, Fwuffysii.”
  59. >you begin to walk away
  60. >but then you hear a bunch of thumps and Fluffyshy is right next to you
  61. >”Ouchies…Fwuffysii am bwave?”
  62. >”Um…yeah. Yuu bwave.”
  63. >it’s not exactly brave to just tumble down the stairs, but you’ll do anything to get her to come with you
  64. >”Come! We goin’ ouwsii!”
  65. >the two of you approach the back door
  66. >since it’s made of glass, you can see what’s outside
  67. >grass
  68. >flowers
  69. >sunshine
  70. >you know what’s outside, you’ve been there before
  71. >but it seems so much more beautiful today
  72. >Fluffyshy’s jaw is agape
  73. >”S-so pwetty…”
  74. >you have to agree on that one
  75. >the door is open slightly
  76. >”Fwuffysii! Hewp push!”
  77. >you push with all your might, but the door just won’t open
  78. >that’s probably because it’s a sliding glass door, but you don’t know that
  79. >you’re just a fluffy
  80. >”Otay! Fwuffysii hewp!”
  81. >she slams right into your side, sending you sprawling across the floor
  82. >oh no!
  83. >you hit your nose off of the floor real hard and now you’re bleeding!
  84. >you almost cry
  85. >but you’re Fluffy Dash
  86. >bravest fluffy pony ever!
  87. >you instead get angry
  88. >”Fwuffysii…”
  89. >she’s not listening to you
  90. >”Dasii! Wook! Dowh open!”
  91. >sure enough, the door has opened a few inches
  92. >suddenly, you get an idea
  93. >”Fwuffysii! Puss again!”
  94. >”No! No wan hewt Dasii moh! Yuu haf boo-boo juice!”
  95. >you wipe it off
  96. >”Oh! Boo-boo juice gone! Otay, Dasii! Fwuffysii puss!”
  97. >she rams into you again
  98. >you don’t bleed again
  99. >but now the door is opened!
  100. >the two of you rush outside, and you give Fluffyshy a big hug for a job well done
  101. >onto the grass you go!
  102. >the grass is warm today, and it tickles your fluff
  103. >a butterfly comes along and lands on Fluffyshy’s nose
  104. >she giggles and plays with it before it flys away
  105. >”Bye-bye wingie fwend! Wuv yuu!”
  106. >you sit down
  107. >man, being outside is boring
  108. >you decide to go back inside, and Fluffyshy goes with you
  109. >you go back to the saferoom and you and her play with your toys before taking a nap together
  110. >being outside is boring without daddy
  111. >/shaggy dog story
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