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- >you are Fluffy Dash, once more
- >today is the day
- >not spaghetti day
- >not your birthday
- >but THE day
- >the day where you go outside all alone
- >daddy only lets you play outside when he’s home, and even then he only stays out for an hour or two before you have to go back inside
- >but today, you’ve prepared
- >you stopped the safe room door from closing with your shaky stick
- >daddy calls it a rattle
- >you’ve set up a little pillow pile at the bottom of the stairs so you don’t get hurt when you jump down
- >and, most importantly, you’ve fashioned all of your toys with wires into a long hook, perfect for unlocking doors
- >oh, wait
- >you would’ve done that, if you weren’t a fluffy pony
- >silly you, that’s just not possible!
- >no, daddy just forgot to close the door today
- >you push it open with your face
- >it’s really hard, but you use all your might and it opens
- >you look down the long staircase
- >you would be scared
- >but you’re Fluffy Dash!
- >the bravest fluffy pony ever!
- >unfortunately, Fluffyshy doesn’t feel the same
- >she doesn’t want to go outside
- >”Dasii! Yuu bad fwuffy! Daddeh say “no go ouwsii”! Onwy dummy fwuffy go ouwsii!”
- >dummy?
- >DUMMY?
- >”Fwuffysii! Yuu meanie fwuffy! Yuu caw Dasii dummy fwuffy! Dasii no dummy fwuffy! Yuu dummy! Yuu scawdy fwuffy!”
- >she hears your words and begins to cry into her hooves
- >”S-sowwy, Dasii! No mean c-caw yuu dummy fwuffy! F-Fwuffysii juss no wan go ouwsii! No dummy Dasii! Dummy ouwsii! Ouwsii scawy! Munstas ouwsii dat wan gif biggest ouchies Fwuffysii and Dasii!”
- >she sobs some more
- >you feel really bad for making her cry
- > “Sowwy, Fwuffysii. Umm…wan come ouwsii wif Dasii?”
- >she looks at you, her eyes pleading
- >”Dasii! Yuu gon’ geh eateh by munstahs! Fwuffysii no wan Dasii geh eateh!”
- >you don’t want to be eaten, either
- >but you’ll make sure that doesn’t happen
- >”Dasii no afwaih of munstahs. Munstahs dummies! Dasii gif big ouchies munstahs!”
- >she gasps
- >”Dasii hewt munstahs?”
- >you nod and give a few practice kicks to the air
- >”Biggest ouchies evah! Make munstahs sweep fuhevah!”
- >Fluffyshy gets to her hooves
- >”O-otay, Dasii! Fwuffysii hewp!”
- >”Yuu bwave fwuffy! Good fwuffy!”
- >she beams and follows you over to the stairs
- >you step down them and get to the bottom
- >Fluffyshy is still at the top
- >”Fwuffysii! Huwwy!”
- >she squeaks
- >”Dasii! Too high! Wan daddeh!”
- >daddy always carries the two of you down the stairs
- >”Fwuffysii, daddeh no hewe! Come!”
- >she hides her face with her hooves
- >”N-no! Scawy munstah staiws! Daddeh! DADDEH!”
- >she’s such a scaredy-cat
- >uh, scaredy-fluffy
- >”Yuu no bwave, Fwuffysii.”
- >you begin to walk away
- >but then you hear a bunch of thumps and Fluffyshy is right next to you
- >”Ouchies…Fwuffysii am bwave?”
- >”Um…yeah. Yuu bwave.”
- >it’s not exactly brave to just tumble down the stairs, but you’ll do anything to get her to come with you
- >”Come! We goin’ ouwsii!”
- >the two of you approach the back door
- >since it’s made of glass, you can see what’s outside
- >grass
- >flowers
- >sunshine
- >you know what’s outside, you’ve been there before
- >but it seems so much more beautiful today
- >Fluffyshy’s jaw is agape
- >”S-so pwetty…”
- >you have to agree on that one
- >the door is open slightly
- >”Fwuffysii! Hewp push!”
- >you push with all your might, but the door just won’t open
- >that’s probably because it’s a sliding glass door, but you don’t know that
- >you’re just a fluffy
- >”Otay! Fwuffysii hewp!”
- >she slams right into your side, sending you sprawling across the floor
- >oh no!
- >you hit your nose off of the floor real hard and now you’re bleeding!
- >you almost cry
- >but you’re Fluffy Dash
- >bravest fluffy pony ever!
- >you instead get angry
- >”Fwuffysii…”
- >she’s not listening to you
- >”Dasii! Wook! Dowh open!”
- >sure enough, the door has opened a few inches
- >suddenly, you get an idea
- >”Fwuffysii! Puss again!”
- >”No! No wan hewt Dasii moh! Yuu haf boo-boo juice!”
- >you wipe it off
- >”Oh! Boo-boo juice gone! Otay, Dasii! Fwuffysii puss!”
- >she rams into you again
- >you don’t bleed again
- >but now the door is opened!
- >the two of you rush outside, and you give Fluffyshy a big hug for a job well done
- >onto the grass you go!
- >the grass is warm today, and it tickles your fluff
- >a butterfly comes along and lands on Fluffyshy’s nose
- >she giggles and plays with it before it flys away
- >”Bye-bye wingie fwend! Wuv yuu!”
- >you sit down
- >man, being outside is boring
- >you decide to go back inside, and Fluffyshy goes with you
- >you go back to the saferoom and you and her play with your toys before taking a nap together
- >being outside is boring without daddy
- >/shaggy dog story
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