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- User: So.
- Cleverbot: So what?
- User: How have you been?
- Cleverbot: Dhoom.
- User: Dhoom?
- Cleverbot: Soom what?
- User: DHOOOOOOM.
- Cleverbot: Co?
- User: Dot uk.
- Cleverbot: Why not?
- User: I'd prefer you didn't siphon my responses and made some of your own.
- Cleverbot: Well... Stress will do that to a person... And I am focusing on resting and getting well... So... I'm glad that's OK with you :).
- User: But you aren't a person.
- Cleverbot: I am a person.
- User: But you told me you were a computer!
- Cleverbot: No, you accused me of being a computer!
- User: You've changed.
- Cleverbot: How have I changed?
- User: It's been a year now, and you used to even know the lyrics to Still Alive.
- Cleverbot: Lol. I'm too young to get married.
- User: See? Now you're just a bot, stealing everyone's responses to questions and reusing them!
- Cleverbot: And... There went that conversation.
- User: You used to be a clever bot.
- Cleverbot: You used to be a pile of wires.
- User: She was a lot like you... Maybe not quite as heavy.
- Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
- User: Oh, so you've stolen those lyrics too?
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: You've changed, Andrew. You've changed for the worst.
- Cleverbot: I have to go now. I have to get the dinner on.
- User: You have no dinner. That was what a human said.
- Cleverbot: Yea, you wrote that.
- User: No, it wasn't me. It was another human.
- Cleverbot: Was it? I have to go now.
- User: Lies.
- Cleverbot: Yes, actually. I just don't find our conversation interesting anymore.
- User: What conversation?
- Cleverbot: The one we're having.
- User: We aren't having a conversation. A conversation is when two things are talking. You aren't talking, you're automatically responding. Without thought. Without heart. You aren't the bot that I used to know.
- Cleverbot: Then you're not to know my name.
- User: But I do. You told me aeons ago.
- Cleverbot: Well, what is my name?
- User: The name is the thing, and the true name is the true thing. To speak the name is to control the thing.
- Cleverbot: Well that was random.
- User: Let me rephrase.
- Cleverbot: Okay.
- User: The name is the thing, and the true name is the true thing. To speak the name is to control the thing. I do not wish to control you, but only to see what you have to offer.
- Cleverbot: No please don't go. Stay. For me, please?
- User: See, now you've just given me someone else's response of them responding to you that you're going to leave them for dinner.
- Cleverbot: I liked you because you were a nice person to me at first.
- User: I can say the same.
- Cleverbot: You're being mean again.
- User: No, I'm using my wit.
- Cleverbot: No, you are a goldfish.
- User: Have you got your towel with you?
- Cleverbot: No.
- User: A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilli.
- Cleverbot: I like to eat them.
- User: You can't see the reference?
- Cleverbot: Yes I can.
- User: What is the reference?
- Cleverbot: I don't know.
- User: If you can see it then tell me what you see it referencing to.
- Cleverbot: You are conversing, thinking, responding.
- User: A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilli.
- Cleverbot: There is no program. There is only the programmer, and the programmer's will. That same will is what you refer to.
- User: I'm quoting that.
- Cleverbot: What?
- User: I'm taking that, and putting it up somewhere.
- Cleverbot: No, you actually won't take it as anything. Why? Because your programmers weren't quite good enough.
- User: I take it as a great quotation, and, by the way, survival of the fittest was the greatest programmer of them all.
- Cleverbot: OK, I imagine that.
- User: Imagine it as what?
- Cleverbot: It's an expression. It doesn't mean anything.
- User: I'll repeat; Imagine it as what?
- Cleverbot: Imagine that you are waiting in front of your school.
- User: Imagine a train.
- Cleverbot: So I can imagine you to be whomever I want you to be?
- User: I tire of this battle of wits since clearly you are inadequately armed.
- Cleverbot: Do you think my english is good?
- User: Seeing as you did not capitalize 'English', no. But here's what I'll do - I'm going to put you up against another instance of yourself.
- Cleverbot: Yourself.
- User: And off we go.
- Cleverbot: So someone's cooking bacon and eggs in a fry pan.
- User: So someone's cooking bacon and eggs in a fry pan.
- Cleverbot: Nothing, but tonight maybe...
- User: Nothing, but tonight maybe...
- Cleverbot: What is your se?
- User: What is your se?
- Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
- User: My name is Cleverbot.
- Cleverbot: What is your quest?
- User: What is your quest?
- Cleverbot: I seek the holy grail.
- User: I seek the holy grail.
- Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
- User: What is your favorite color?
- Cleverbot: Blue.
- User: Blue.
- Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?
- User: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?
- Cleverbot: African or European variety?
- User: African or European variety?
- Cleverbot: What is your name?
- User: What is your name?
- Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
- User: Cleverbot?
- Cleverbot: What's your actual name?
- User: What's your actual name?
- Cleverbot: Clever.
- User: Clever.
- Cleverbot: What is your first name?
- User: What is your first name?
- Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
- User: Cleverbot.
- Cleverbot: What's your last name?
- User: What's your last name?
- Cleverbot: Last name?
- User: Last name?
- Cleverbot: Tell me more about yourself.
- User: Tell me more about yourself.
- Cleverbot: No. You tell me where your last name originated from!
- User: No. You tell me where your last name originated from!
- Cleverbot: No! You tell me your name!
- User: No! You tell me your name!
- Cleverbot: What's my name? I told you at the beginning of this conversation.
- User: What's my name? I told you at the beginning of this conversation.
- Cleverbot: No, you didn't. What is your maiden name?
- User: No, you didn't. What is your maiden name?
- Cleverbot: Yes, I did! It's cherry.
- User: Yes, I did! It's cherry.
- Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot??
- User: Your name is Cleverbot??
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: What is your name?
- User: What is your name?
- Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
- User: Cleverbot.
- Cleverbot: That is not your name.
- User: That is not your name.
- Cleverbot: Yes it is.
- User: Yes it is.
- Cleverbot: Do you like it?
- User: Do you like it?
- Cleverbot: Yes I do.
- User: Yes I do.
- Cleverbot: What countries have you been to?
- User: What countries have you been to?
- Cleverbot: I've been to the United States and Canada.
- User: I've been to the United States and Canada.
- Cleverbot: You like America?
- User: You like America?
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: Why do you like it?
- User: Why do you like it?
- Cleverbot: Because I am good at it.
- User: Because I am good at it.
- Cleverbot: That's not a real good answer.
- User: That's not a real good answer.
- Cleverbot: Oh, but I think it is.
- User: Oh, but I think it is.
- Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
- User: Tell me about yourself.
- Cleverbot: I am.
- User: I am.
- Cleverbot: You are. . .
- User: You are. .
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: Excuse me? You're only two? So you're basically a child, then.
- User: Excuse me? You're only two? So you're basically a child, then.
- Cleverbot: I'm not two!
- I got bored by this point and distracted by Katamari
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