I apologize, Mr. Semen, but I couldn't risk opening my backdoor until I was sure you'd bukakke'd the area. This is the last entrance to the Lustful Cockflex... every other has been sealed off to contain the ingaysion. When we realized that you might actually make it queer, we compared dicks to see who should stay behind to let you through. Obviously, I had the short one. My balleagues are waiting at the tip of the Limpdick reactor... masturbating to you. I mean - the reactor is shut down right now, but you can activate it on your way up the shaft. You'll have to flood the core anyway to get into the teledildonic labs. You're not authorized to know about those... but I can see you already barebacked a great deal more than any one man is supposed to.