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  1. 1
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  3. Hey, check out the Wurlitzer!
  4.  
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  6. 00:00:03,251 --> 00:00:05,542
  7. How 'bout a bit of Australiana, eh?
  8.  
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  10. 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:14,167
  11. This is the Drumtastic 9000.
  12.  
  13. 4
  14. 00:00:14,251 --> 00:00:16,751
  15. Auto chords. Yeah, baby!
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  18. 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,417
  19. And now for my big finish -
  20.  
  21. 6
  22. 00:00:21,501 --> 00:00:23,209
  23. fire up the Leslie and the subwoofer.
  24.  
  25. 7
  26. 00:00:25,334 --> 00:00:27,584
  27. Hey, Gale! Did you hear any of that?
  28.  
  29. 8
  30. 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:32,834
  31. The whole thing's just dynamite!
  32.  
  33. 9
  34. 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:37,084
  35. Oh, I wonder what the poor
  36. people are doing today.
  37.  
  38. 10
  39. 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,501
  40. Oh, no, you've gotta screw
  41. deeper. You gotta screw deeper.
  42.  
  43. 11
  44. 00:00:39,584 --> 00:00:41,376
  45. - She'll be right.
  46. - Here. Hold this.
  47.  
  48. 12
  49. 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,626
  50. Oh, here we go
  51. with the umbrella business!
  52.  
  53. 13
  54. 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:45,792
  55. He's parasol paranoid, I'm telling you.
  56.  
  57. 14
  58. 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:47,334
  59. Terrified of umbrellas.
  60.  
  61. 15
  62. 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:53,001
  63. What the hell happened in the 1970s?
  64.  
  65. 16
  66. 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,667
  67. A decade with too much time,
  68. too much money
  69.  
  70. 17
  71. 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:58,001
  72. and way too much cask wine on its hands.
  73.  
  74. 18
  75. 00:00:58,251 --> 00:00:59,417
  76. Stop.
  77.  
  78. 19
  79. 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:00,792
  80. Thanks to a birthday present
  81.  
  82. 20
  83. 00:01:00,876 --> 00:01:02,716
  84. that would go on to make me
  85. a dishonest living,
  86.  
  87. 21
  88. 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:06,334
  89. I captured everything
  90. in the hope that one day
  91.  
  92. 22
  93. 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:08,042
  94. I could edit the madness together
  95.  
  96. 23
  97. 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:09,542
  98. and answer the question -
  99.  
  100. 24
  101. 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:13,709
  102. what was going through
  103. our poor misguided heads?
  104.  
  105. 25
  106. 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:16,876
  107. My big home movies
  108. starred a bunch of ratbags
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,209
  112. who all lived on the same
  113. block - Wyong Place.
  114.  
  115. 27
  116. 00:01:21,709 --> 00:01:23,334
  117. Wedged in time somewhere
  118.  
  119. 28
  120. 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,626
  121. between Penny Lane and Wall Street,
  122.  
  123. 29
  124. 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:28,917
  125. meet three rudderless families
  126. who lived, surfed
  127.  
  128. 30
  129. 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,959
  130. and spectacularly
  131. crossed the line together.
  132.  
  133. 31
  134. 00:01:32,251 --> 00:01:33,977
  135. A lot of people to meet
  136. in the next few minutes,
  137.  
  138. 32
  139. 00:01:34,001 --> 00:01:35,459
  140. but it's not a test.
  141.  
  142. 33
  143. 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,459
  144. Just enjoy the slideshow.
  145.  
  146. 34
  147. 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:40,042
  148. One, two, three.
  149.  
  150. 35
  151. 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:42,126
  152. Open your eyes.
  153.  
  154. 36
  155. 00:01:42,209 --> 00:01:43,876
  156. Rack off!
  157.  
  158. 37
  159. 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,626
  160. The Hall house was
  161. a disaster movie in the making.
  162.  
  163. 38
  164. 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:50,667
  165. Gerome Hall was
  166. the coolest kid in school.
  167.  
  168. 39
  169. 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:55,042
  170. He was also my stuntman.
  171.  
  172. 40
  173. 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:03,459
  174. And cut!
  175.  
  176. 41
  177. 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:05,542
  178. If this water goes pink again,
  179. I'm gonna cop it!
  180.  
  181. 42
  182. 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,501
  183. We're fucking on it, alright?!
  184.  
  185. 43
  186. 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:09,917
  187. - Die! Die!
  188. - No, don't! Stop!
  189.  
  190. 44
  191. 00:02:10,209 --> 00:02:12,126
  192. Arggh!
  193.  
  194. 45
  195. 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:15,126
  196. Gerome's dad couldn't win
  197. an egg and spoon race.
  198.  
  199. 46
  200. 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,834
  201. Keith Hall rapped his knuckles raw
  202.  
  203. 47
  204. 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:18,542
  205. trying to feed six hungry mouths
  206.  
  207. 48
  208. 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:20,376
  209. with nothing between him
  210. and their next meal
  211.  
  212. 49
  213. 00:02:20,459 --> 00:02:22,167
  214. but a mangy encyclopedia.
  215.  
  216. 50
  217. 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:24,209
  218. Are you dreaming of a better world?
  219.  
  220. 51
  221. 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:27,292
  222. I'm Keith Hall from
  223. Funk & Wagnalls Encyclopedias.
  224.  
  225. 52
  226. 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:28,667
  227. Yours to take home
  228.  
  229. 53
  230. 00:02:28,751 --> 00:02:30,751
  231. with only the common cents
  232. jingling in your pocket.
  233.  
  234. 54
  235. 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,834
  236. With every overly abundant
  237. currency vestibule,
  238.  
  239. 55
  240. 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,876
  241. you'll receive the next gold-embossed,
  242.  
  243. 56
  244. 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,292
  245. cliff-hanging tome
  246. that will be delivered...
  247.  
  248. 57
  249. 00:02:38,376 --> 00:02:42,001
  250. Gerome! I'm on a bloody call
  251. with Mrs. Darlington of Dapto!
  252.  
  253. 58
  254. 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:45,459
  255. Kaye, my sweet?
  256.  
  257. 59
  258. 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,834
  259. Please set the table for luncheon.
  260.  
  261. 60
  262. 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:51,167
  263. With her husband going pink in the wash
  264.  
  265. 61
  266. 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,667
  267. and her kids' hair
  268. going green in the pool,
  269.  
  270. 62
  271. 00:02:53,751 --> 00:02:55,376
  272. Kaye Hall didn't leave the house much.
  273.  
  274. 63
  275. 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,917
  276. Agoraphobia, like skin cancer
  277. and political correctness,
  278.  
  279. 64
  280. 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:00,501
  281. hadn't been invented yet.
  282.  
  283. 65
  284. 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:02,501
  285. Mum!
  286.  
  287. 66
  288. 00:03:02,584 --> 00:03:03,626
  289. Kaye and Keith were
  290.  
  291. 67
  292. 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:06,584
  293. the sunburnt centrefolds
  294. of Nobby's Beach.
  295.  
  296. 68
  297. 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,751
  298. Then... a light went out.
  299.  
  300. 69
  301. 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,834
  302. Keith turned to classy porn magazines
  303.  
  304. 70
  305. 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:14,042
  306. like Inspect-Her Gadget,
  307.  
  308. 71
  309. 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:16,834
  310. and Kaye turned to drink
  311. with a deafening silence.
  312.  
  313. 72
  314. 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,167
  315. Action!
  316.  
  317. 73
  318. 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,959
  319. Keira Hall loved the water
  320.  
  321. 74
  322. 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,001
  323. and bluebottles loved her back.
  324.  
  325. 75
  326. 00:03:26,084 --> 00:03:28,251
  327. That's 'cause her dad said
  328. she was special.
  329.  
  330. 76
  331. 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,167
  332. Not quite the full quid, are ya?
  333.  
  334. 77
  335. 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,959
  336. But you are Daddy's favourite.
  337. You will come good.
  338.  
  339. 78
  340. 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,417
  341. But they're black ones.
  342. I don't like black ones.
  343.  
  344. 79
  345. 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:40,834
  346. Nobody likes the black ones, love.
  347.  
  348. 80
  349. 00:03:45,084 --> 00:03:47,292
  350. Nah, that was terrible.
  351. You're going down there...
  352.  
  353. 81
  354. 00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:49,084
  355. OW!
  356.  
  357. 82
  358. 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:53,042
  359. Ow! Unfair, Liam Jones!
  360. That really hurt!
  361.  
  362. 83
  363. 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,167
  364. Not as much as it's gonna!
  365. Suck eggs, grogans!
  366.  
  367. 84
  368. 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:00,751
  369. If the Jones boys were gonna experiment,
  370.  
  371. 85
  372. 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:02,626
  373. they may as well do it at home.
  374.  
  375. 86
  376. 00:04:02,917 --> 00:04:05,376
  377. So said their parents,
  378. Rick and Jo Jones.
  379.  
  380. 87
  381. 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,518
  382. They said Rick Jones was
  383. the most fun you could have
  384.  
  385. 88
  386. 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:10,792
  387. with your pants on.
  388.  
  389. 89
  390. 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,042
  391. Somebody's gonna get hurt
  392. and it's not gonna be me!
  393.  
  394. 90
  395. 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:15,834
  396. The Joneses were
  397. the big kahunas on the block -
  398.  
  399. 91
  400. 00:04:16,126 --> 00:04:18,626
  401. the biggest house, the biggest car
  402.  
  403. 92
  404. 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,084
  405. and the biggest hair.
  406.  
  407. 93
  408. 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:24,376
  409. Rick sold drugs - groundbreaking drugs,
  410.  
  411. 94
  412. 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:26,042
  413. like tanning tablets and Valium.
  414.  
  415. 95
  416. 00:04:26,126 --> 00:04:27,334
  417. Drugs that made their way
  418.  
  419. 96
  420. 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,709
  421. straight into the gob of his wife.
  422.  
  423. 97
  424. 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:33,084
  425. Jo owned a specialist travel agency.
  426.  
  427. 98
  428. 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,126
  429. Travel Exotica.
  430.  
  431. 99
  432. 00:04:36,751 --> 00:04:39,292
  433. She didn't have to work. She chose to.
  434.  
  435. 100
  436. 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:41,459
  437. Tahiti looks nice.
  438.  
  439. 101
  440. 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,376
  441. Simon? Tahiti!
  442.  
  443. 102
  444. 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,542
  445. Jo knew the world was changing
  446.  
  447. 103
  448. 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:48,584
  449. and she didn't want to miss
  450. the gravy boat.
  451.  
  452. 104
  453. 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:51,042
  454. Let 'em learn the hard way.
  455.  
  456. 105
  457. 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,126
  458. Naaaaahhh!
  459.  
  460. 106
  461. 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,084
  462. If you had to pick a superpower -
  463.  
  464. 107
  465. 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,792
  466. to fly or be invisible -
  467.  
  468. 108
  469. 00:05:02,876 --> 00:05:04,167
  470. which would it be?
  471.  
  472. 109
  473. 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:07,626
  474. The first great love
  475. of my life, Melissa Jones,
  476.  
  477. 110
  478. 00:05:07,709 --> 00:05:09,542
  479. chose invisibility.
  480.  
  481. 111
  482. 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:12,334
  483. She was the lost girl
  484. that only I could see.
  485.  
  486. 112
  487. 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:16,542
  488. Our fates were sealed
  489. by secrets so terrible
  490.  
  491. 113
  492. 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,542
  493. nobody dared talk about it.
  494.  
  495. 114
  496. 00:05:18,626 --> 00:05:22,167
  497. We were the first generation to
  498. wear fully synthetic fabrics.
  499.  
  500. 115
  501. 00:05:23,376 --> 00:05:25,876
  502. We were also... the last.
  503.  
  504. 116
  505. 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:29,542
  506. Shit!
  507.  
  508. 117
  509. 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:31,334
  510. Oh, my goodness! The kids!
  511.  
  512. 118
  513. 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:38,209
  514. That famous election night
  515. left us both scarred for life.
  516.  
  517. 119
  518. 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:41,667
  519. Melly and I were the flammable children.
  520.  
  521. 120
  522. 00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:43,626
  523. If Melly Jones picked invisibility,
  524.  
  525. 121
  526. 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:46,209
  527. I, Jeff Marsh, chose flight.
  528.  
  529. 122
  530. 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,042
  531. One, two, three.
  532.  
  533. 123
  534. 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:50,834
  535. Not too hot, not too cold.
  536.  
  537. 124
  538. 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,792
  539. My family was stuck
  540.  
  541. 125
  542. 00:05:52,876 --> 00:05:54,792
  543. right in the middle of the cul-de-sac.
  544.  
  545. 126
  546. 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,084
  547. For cryin' out loud, Gerome!
  548.  
  549. 127
  550. 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,334
  551. You're soarin' poor bloody Sandy!
  552.  
  553. 128
  554. 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,097
  555. Mr. Marsh, you're gonna need
  556. a bigger boat.
  557.  
  558. 129
  559. 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,834
  560. Nick off, will you?
  561.  
  562. 130
  563. 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:05,584
  564. My dad, Bob Marsh, loved
  565. playing the organ - badly.
  566.  
  567. 131
  568. 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,459
  569. He worked for a successful
  570. American gadget importer -
  571.  
  572. 132
  573. 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,751
  574. K-Tel.
  575.  
  576. 133
  577. 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,768
  578. Order now and you'll receive
  579. a bonus set of steak knives
  580.  
  581. 134
  582. 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,542
  583. absolutely free!
  584.  
  585. 135
  586. 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:24,292
  587. Needless to say, there were
  588. no surprises on Christmas Day.
  589.  
  590. 136
  591. 00:06:24,376 --> 00:06:26,001
  592. Gee, you shouldn't have.
  593.  
  594. 137
  595. 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:27,959
  596. Trace-0-Matic Mark 2!
  597.  
  598. 138
  599. 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,042
  600. Uh-oh. Foot odour.
  601.  
  602. 139
  603. 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:32,417
  604. Oh, here she comes.
  605. Welcome, Sleeping Beauty.
  606.  
  607. 140
  608. 00:06:32,501 --> 00:06:34,501
  609. Oh, I wonder who this is for.
  610. Oh, it's for me!
  611.  
  612. 141
  613. 00:06:34,584 --> 00:06:36,334
  614. Thank you, darling.
  615.  
  616. 142
  617. 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:40,626
  618. Not on the carpet! It stains.
  619.  
  620. 143
  621. 00:06:40,709 --> 00:06:44,126
  622. But wait - there's more!
  623.  
  624. 144
  625. 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:45,876
  626. Hey, Mum?
  627.  
  628. 145
  629. 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:48,667
  630. - I'm talking to the girls!
  631. - Mum!
  632.  
  633. 146
  634. 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,667
  635. Clean your room! The cleaner's coming!
  636.  
  637. 147
  638. 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:52,376
  639. Let's go.
  640.  
  641. 148
  642. 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:54,376
  643. My dear mum, Gale, was outgoing.
  644.  
  645. 149
  646. 00:06:54,459 --> 00:06:56,292
  647. She kept herself busy doing...
  648.  
  649. 150
  650. 00:06:56,376 --> 00:06:59,084
  651. ...well, actually, we don't
  652. really know what she did,
  653.  
  654. 151
  655. 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:01,542
  656. but we did know that she loved
  657. three things especially.
  658.  
  659. 152
  660. 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:03,459
  661. You cannot be serious!
  662.  
  663. 153
  664. 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,417
  665. Tennis, shopping and chatter.
  666.  
  667. 154
  668. 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:07,251
  669. I mean, John McEnroe!
  670.  
  671. 155
  672. 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,959
  673. My big sister, Bec, was also 'outgoing'.
  674.  
  675. 156
  676. 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:13,084
  677. The family doctor said
  678. she was very... active.
  679.  
  680. 157
  681. 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:20,292
  682. Evonne Goolagong is an Aboriginal.
  683.  
  684. 158
  685. 00:07:20,376 --> 00:07:22,001
  686. She's just a young native.
  687.  
  688. 159
  689. 00:07:22,084 --> 00:07:26,251
  690. But she's just fucking gold!
  691. It's extraordinary.
  692.  
  693. 160
  694. 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:28,626
  695. After the boredom of
  696. a six-hour shopping marathon,
  697.  
  698. 161
  699. 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,542
  700. Kmart kryptonite appeared
  701.  
  702. 162
  703. 00:07:30,626 --> 00:07:33,917
  704. in the form of important,
  705. life-changing foreign cinema.
  706.  
  707. 163
  708. 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:36,001
  709. Come on down and chum some of this shit!
  710.  
  711. 164
  712. 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,876
  713. That stupid shopping centre
  714. gave me something
  715.  
  716. 165
  717. 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,584
  718. I didn't even know I was getting -
  719.  
  720. 166
  721. 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,126
  722. an education.
  723.  
  724. 167
  725. 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:50,584
  726. My superpower exploded
  727.  
  728. 168
  729. 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:53,459
  730. in the form of a mighty Super 8 camera.
  731.  
  732. 169
  733. 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,542
  734. I was armed with a weapon so powerful
  735.  
  736. 170
  737. 00:07:55,626 --> 00:07:58,292
  738. I could make boys like Gerome
  739. do anything I wanted.
  740.  
  741. 171
  742. 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:05,042
  743. And these three families
  744. collided every weekend
  745.  
  746. 172
  747. 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:08,001
  748. in the sand that time and taste forgot.
  749.  
  750. 173
  751. 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:43,376
  752. Bluebottles in the water!
  753.  
  754. 174
  755. 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,584
  756. Want a top-up, ladies?
  757.  
  758. 175
  759. 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:50,459
  760. - Oh, yes!
  761. - Oh, yes, please!
  762.  
  763. 176
  764. 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:51,810
  765. Oh, you've gotta love a wine box.
  766.  
  767. 177
  768. 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:53,501
  769. You never know how much you've drunk!
  770.  
  771. 178
  772. 00:08:53,584 --> 00:08:57,417
  773. Well, you know what they say,
  774. don't you? A happy wife...
  775.  
  776. 179
  777. 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,209
  778. A happy, long life.
  779.  
  780. 180
  781. 00:09:06,876 --> 00:09:09,292
  782. Ooh, mate. That's good.
  783.  
  784. 181
  785. 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,084
  786. That's good.
  787.  
  788. 182
  789. 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:22,751
  790. Rooster? Sweetie, could you
  791. pick that up for me?
  792.  
  793. 183
  794. 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,917
  795. - Oh, sure, no worries, Mrs. J.
  796. - Ooh!
  797.  
  798. 184
  799. 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:34,751
  800. Now we know why they call it baby oil.
  801.  
  802. 185
  803. 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,501
  804. Yeah, you could pop it in the oven.
  805.  
  806. 186
  807. 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:50,167
  808. Eat as much as you can, boys.
  809.  
  810. 187
  811. 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:54,209
  812. Kentucky Fried Crumble!
  813.  
  814. 188
  815. 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,126
  816. Boys, get in!
  817.  
  818. 189
  819. 00:10:02,376 --> 00:10:05,626
  820. Don't do that, boys!
  821. You know they're deadly.
  822.  
  823. 190
  824. 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:11,959
  825. Muuuummm!
  826.  
  827. 191
  828. 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:16,626
  829. Muuummm!
  830.  
  831. 192
  832. 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:19,792
  833. Urine counteracts. Toilets!
  834.  
  835. 193
  836. 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:21,501
  837. - No! Please don't pee on me!
  838. - Come on!
  839.  
  840. 194
  841. 00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:23,292
  842. Please don't pee on me again!
  843.  
  844. 195
  845. 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,084
  846. No! No going in the water
  847.  
  848. 196
  849. 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,376
  850. till the whole drumstick
  851. goes down, alright?
  852.  
  853. 197
  854. 00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:54,542
  855. Oh, stop being a water Nazi.
  856.  
  857. 198
  858. 00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:56,542
  859. Go on. Off you go. Knock yourself out.
  860.  
  861. 199
  862. 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:58,251
  863. Love you, Dad!
  864.  
  865. 200
  866. 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:10,751
  867. What now?
  868.  
  869. 201
  870. 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,751
  871. What's wrong?
  872.  
  873. 202
  874. 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:15,834
  875. Oh, go see what she's done now.
  876.  
  877. 203
  878. 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,292
  879. What's the down low?
  880.  
  881. 204
  882. 00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:21,292
  883. Give us a look. Come on.
  884.  
  885. 205
  886. 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,876
  887. Quit your whining! Cut it!
  888.  
  889. 206
  890. 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,251
  891. I said cut it!
  892.  
  893. 207
  894. 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,852
  895. If you don't quit your whining,
  896. you're gonna cop a hiding!
  897.  
  898. 208
  899. 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,959
  900. Rick? Deal with it!
  901.  
  902. 209
  903. 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:37,667
  904. - You understand?
  905. - Rick!
  906.  
  907. 210
  908. 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:39,501
  909. Come here!
  910.  
  911. 211
  912. 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,501
  913. Bloody embarrassing!
  914. Come on, get in the car!
  915.  
  916. 212
  917. 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,876
  918. Bag of chips and a pink lemonade.
  919.  
  920. 213
  921. 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:48,209
  922. And have a good think about
  923. the starving Africans!
  924.  
  925. 214
  926. 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,542
  927. The best days of our lives.
  928.  
  929. 215
  930. 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,001
  931. Am I rewriting history? Probably.
  932.  
  933. 216
  934. 00:11:53,084 --> 00:11:54,751
  935. 'Cause God knows our parents did.
  936.  
  937. 217
  938. 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,459
  939. Attention, all Death Cheaters.
  940.  
  941. 218
  942. 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,417
  943. Camera's up. Let's grab the gear.
  944.  
  945. 219
  946. 00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:02,042
  947. Boys! Zinc on noses! Skin cancer!
  948.  
  949. 220
  950. 00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:04,251
  951. Oh! Don't be ridiculous!
  952.  
  953. 221
  954. 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,251
  955. Blister!
  956.  
  957. 222
  958. 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,334
  959. Arggh!
  960.  
  961. 223
  962. 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,042
  963. Fuckin' bluebottles!
  964.  
  965. 224
  966. 00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:26,126
  967. And they really fucking hurt!
  968.  
  969. 225
  970. 00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:29,459
  971. - Suck eggs!
  972. - Mum is gonna piss on you!
  973.  
  974. 226
  975. 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:33,001
  976. Hey! Do you want the Chiko
  977. Rolls and Sunny Boys or not?
  978.  
  979. 227
  980. 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,792
  981. Death Cheaters, attack!
  982.  
  983. 228
  984. 00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:41,542
  985. I've only got 11 seconds of
  986. film left. Stop mucking around!
  987.  
  988. 229
  989. 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,959
  990. I always wanted to be a filmmaker.
  991.  
  992. 230
  993. 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:47,292
  994. My problem was a plot.
  995.  
  996. 231
  997. 00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:50,084
  998. Australia and I were hopelessly
  999. bobbing around the Pacific
  1000.  
  1001. 232
  1002. 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,626
  1003. looking for a direction.
  1004.  
  1005. 233
  1006. 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,792
  1007. Whale! Whale!
  1008.  
  1009. 234
  1010. 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,084
  1011. Whale!
  1012.  
  1013. 235
  1014. 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,334
  1015. I AM wailing!
  1016.  
  1017. 236
  1018. 00:12:58,042 --> 00:12:59,417
  1019. And thanks to a full moon
  1020.  
  1021. 237
  1022. 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,584
  1023. and the king tide that followed,
  1024.  
  1025. 238
  1026. 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,042
  1027. I finally found one.
  1028.  
  1029. 239
  1030. 00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,834
  1031. Ow, ow, ow!
  1032.  
  1033. 240
  1034. 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,292
  1035. Go get the camera!
  1036.  
  1037. 241
  1038. 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:08,334
  1039. Come here! Look at the whale!
  1040.  
  1041. 242
  1042. 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,251
  1043. Look at this!
  1044.  
  1045. 243
  1046. 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:12,626
  1047. Come check it out!
  1048.  
  1049. 244
  1050. 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,042
  1051. The great blue whale.
  1052.  
  1053. 245
  1054. 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,501
  1055. This is bigger than Ben-Hur.
  1056.  
  1057. 246
  1058. 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,084
  1059. Go! Come on! Let's go, go, go! Go!
  1060.  
  1061. 247
  1062. 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,917
  1063. Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!
  1064.  
  1065. 248
  1066. 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,209
  1067. Dad, grab the zoom. This is humungous.
  1068.  
  1069. 249
  1070. 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:32,917
  1071. Wh...?
  1072.  
  1073. 250
  1074. 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:35,792
  1075. Residents of this sleepy seaside suburb
  1076.  
  1077. 251
  1078. 00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:38,584
  1079. awoke to a new, blue tourist attraction.
  1080.  
  1081. 252
  1082. 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,626
  1083. Wallaroo locals are flocking
  1084. to see the dead whale,
  1085.  
  1086. 253
  1087. 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:44,459
  1088. much to the delight of
  1089. schoolkids, seniors
  1090.  
  1091. 254
  1092. 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,376
  1093. and salivating seagulls.
  1094.  
  1095. 255
  1096. 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,834
  1097. It's a whale!
  1098.  
  1099. 256
  1100. 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,709
  1101. And it's fucking on the beach!
  1102.  
  1103. 257
  1104. 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,209
  1105. Not fucking on the
  1106. beach, on the fucking beach.
  1107.  
  1108. 258
  1109. 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,501
  1110. And stop fuckin' swearing!
  1111.  
  1112. 259
  1113. 00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,865
  1114. You're not bringing a whale
  1115. home. I'll tell you right now.
  1116.  
  1117. 260
  1118. 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:02,042
  1119. This mullet has ruined
  1120. a perfectly good day!
  1121.  
  1122. 261
  1123. 00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:03,751
  1124. Ruined? Nah.
  1125.  
  1126. 262
  1127. 00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,001
  1128. I reckon he's gonna put
  1129. Wallaroo on the map.
  1130.  
  1131. 263
  1132. 00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:08,001
  1133. He's a real live dead whale.
  1134.  
  1135. 264
  1136. 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,251
  1137. Him? I didn't see a penis.
  1138.  
  1139. 265
  1140. 00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:12,834
  1141. - I think he's a ripper!
  1142. - I think he's revolting!
  1143.  
  1144. 266
  1145. 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,667
  1146. And I think I'd better get a photo.
  1147.  
  1148. 267
  1149. 00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:16,584
  1150. OK, everybody, looking at the sun.
  1151.  
  1152. 268
  1153. 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,292
  1154. Come on, come on!
  1155.  
  1156. 269
  1157. 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:20,167
  1158. Big smiles. That's it.
  1159.  
  1160. 270
  1161. 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:23,667
  1162. Everyone ready? One, two, three, and...
  1163.  
  1164. 271
  1165. 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,417
  1166. Hang on a minute.
  1167.  
  1168. 272
  1169. 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,126
  1170. Come on, mate!
  1171.  
  1172. 273
  1173. 00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:30,542
  1174. Looking up at the sun!
  1175. One, two, three, and...
  1176.  
  1177. 274
  1178. 00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,251
  1179. Hang on a minute.
  1180.  
  1181. 275
  1182. 00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:34,792
  1183. - Come on, Dad!
  1184. - Here we go.
  1185.  
  1186. 276
  1187. 00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:37,584
  1188. One... two... three...
  1189.  
  1190. 277
  1191. 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,334
  1192. Brilliant.
  1193.  
  1194. 278
  1195. 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:48,209
  1196. Ooh, clean bowled him!
  1197. Brilliant. Bowled by Lillee.
  1198.  
  1199. 279
  1200. 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,876
  1201. Would you like an ice-cream,
  1202. little girl?
  1203.  
  1204. 280
  1205. 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,167
  1206. I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.
  1207.  
  1208. 281
  1209. 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,209
  1210. Have a look at the whale!
  1211.  
  1212. 282
  1213. 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,626
  1214. Thank Christ we got a park, darl.
  1215.  
  1216. 283
  1217. 00:15:09,126 --> 00:15:11,084
  1218. Melly, come see. This is ginormous.
  1219.  
  1220. 284
  1221. 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,834
  1222. I told you to stay in the car
  1223.  
  1224. 285
  1225. 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,542
  1226. or you'd cop a hiding, young lady!
  1227.  
  1228. 286
  1229. 00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:16,334
  1230. Oh, don't be a bully, darling.
  1231.  
  1232. 287
  1233. 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,126
  1234. And on behalf of the Wallaroo Council,
  1235.  
  1236. 288
  1237. 00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,792
  1238. I'd like to welcome our strange visitor
  1239.  
  1240. 289
  1241. 00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:30,584
  1242. and congratulate him
  1243.  
  1244. 290
  1245. 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,917
  1246. on his fine choice
  1247. of holiday destination.
  1248.  
  1249. 291
  1250. 00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,334
  1251. You got loose change in your Speedos?
  1252.  
  1253. 292
  1254. 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,501
  1255. Why not invest in a Funk and Wagnalls...
  1256.  
  1257. 293
  1258. 00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:39,959
  1259. She's crying.
  1260.  
  1261. 294
  1262. 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,792
  1263. Yeah, well, of course, she's
  1264. crying, you idiot. She's dead!
  1265.  
  1266. 295
  1267. 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,501
  1268. - Hey, cork it, Liam!
  1269. - Oh, yeah?
  1270.  
  1271. 296
  1272. 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,876
  1273. What are you gonna do?
  1274. Are you gonna film me to death?
  1275.  
  1276. 297
  1277. 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,376
  1278. You lightweight hammerhead!
  1279.  
  1280. 298
  1281. 00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:52,435
  1282. Looks like you might have
  1283. found yourself a plot, tiger.
  1284.  
  1285. 299
  1286. 00:15:52,459 --> 00:15:54,917
  1287. It's got a beginning, a middle
  1288. and an end.
  1289.  
  1290. 300
  1291. 00:15:57,876 --> 00:16:00,417
  1292. Oh!
  1293.  
  1294. 301
  1295. 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,751
  1296. Bloody hell.
  1297.  
  1298. 302
  1299. 00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,459
  1300. Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl!
  1301.  
  1302. 303
  1303. 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,709
  1304. This is revolting!
  1305.  
  1306. 304
  1307. 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,054
  1308. Maybe we should take
  1309. a raincheck on tonight.
  1310.  
  1311. 305
  1312. 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,001
  1313. What? No.
  1314.  
  1315. 306
  1316. 00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,804
  1317. We've been planning this
  1318. evening for months.
  1319.  
  1320. 307
  1321. 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,626
  1322. I'm not giving it up for... Flipper.
  1323.  
  1324. 308
  1325. 00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,334
  1326. - No.
  1327. - No.
  1328.  
  1329. 309
  1330. 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,126
  1331. Righto! Dinner - Chateau Jones.
  1332.  
  1333. 310
  1334. 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,584
  1335. Got a little surprise for you boys!
  1336.  
  1337. 311
  1338. 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,876
  1339. Oh, Christ, we'd better beat
  1340. the traffic! Come on! Let's go!
  1341.  
  1342. 312
  1343. 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:28,751
  1344. - Quit your bloody whingeing!
  1345. - Ow, ow!
  1346.  
  1347. 313
  1348. 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,810
  1349. - I'm not going tonight.
  1350. - It's just a dinner party!
  1351.  
  1352. 314
  1353. 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,459
  1354. Get us to the bank!
  1355.  
  1356. 315
  1357. 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,167
  1358. We're gonna starve like Africans.
  1359.  
  1360. 316
  1361. 00:16:34,251 --> 00:16:35,876
  1362. Righto, righto. Enough.
  1363.  
  1364. 317
  1365. 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,584
  1366. That's where you're going. In the back.
  1367.  
  1368. 318
  1369. 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,501
  1370. - It's hot in there!
  1371. - Ow, ow! Ow, ow!
  1372.  
  1373. 319
  1374. 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,959
  1375. Dad, your ciggie hit me in the boobs!
  1376.  
  1377. 320
  1378. 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,334
  1379. Get out, smelly. Couldn't get
  1380. a fuck in a Frankfurt factory.
  1381.  
  1382. 321
  1383. 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:55,917
  1384. Balaenoptera musculus -
  1385. the great blue whale.
  1386.  
  1387. 322
  1388. 00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:59,126
  1389. It's the largest animal
  1390. ever known to have existed.
  1391.  
  1392. 323
  1393. 00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:02,459
  1394. Melissa! We have guests coming!
  1395.  
  1396. 324
  1397. 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:05,626
  1398. If you think you can embarrass
  1399. me more than twice in a row,
  1400.  
  1401. 325
  1402. 00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,376
  1403. you've got another thing coming!
  1404.  
  1405. 326
  1406. 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,209
  1407. Mum, what's with the Sportsgirl white?
  1408.  
  1409. 327
  1410. 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,917
  1411. It's not a special occasion.
  1412.  
  1413. 328
  1414. 00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,626
  1415. Oh, mind your own business!
  1416.  
  1417. 329
  1418. 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,334
  1419. Bob? Do I look alright?
  1420.  
  1421. 330
  1422. 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,042
  1423. Yeah, you look fine.
  1424.  
  1425. 331
  1426. 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:34,751
  1427. Party time!
  1428.  
  1429. 332
  1430. 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,518
  1431. Oh, Keith, be a doll
  1432. and carry that up, will you?
  1433.  
  1434. 333
  1435. 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,209
  1436. - Oh. Look at that.
  1437. - Thank you.
  1438.  
  1439. 334
  1440. 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,959
  1441. Pineapple explosion!
  1442.  
  1443. 335
  1444. 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:45,584
  1445. Well, the boys bring a bottle,
  1446. the ladies bring a plate!
  1447.  
  1448. 336
  1449. 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,584
  1450. Oh, they do, they do.
  1451.  
  1452. 337
  1453. 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,018
  1454. - Hello!
  1455. - Oh, what you got there, love?
  1456.  
  1457. 338
  1458. 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,042
  1459. Look at that!
  1460.  
  1461. 339
  1462. 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,376
  1463. Nice to see you without
  1464.  
  1465. 340
  1466. 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,352
  1467. that dingbat camera in front
  1468. of your face, Jeffrey.
  1469.  
  1470. 341
  1471. 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,167
  1472. - G'day, Rick.
  1473. - Thank you. Hey, mate.
  1474.  
  1475. 342
  1476. 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:58,501
  1477. No cameras tonight.
  1478. That means you too, Bob.
  1479.  
  1480. 343
  1481. 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,268
  1482. I don't know what
  1483. you ladies are cooking up,
  1484.  
  1485. 344
  1486. 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:01,667
  1487. but the suspense is killing me.
  1488.  
  1489. 345
  1490. 00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:03,042
  1491. What time is it there, Rick?
  1492.  
  1493. 346
  1494. 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,167
  1495. One o'clock, Bob.
  1496.  
  1497. 347
  1498. 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,042
  1499. Care to partake, Mrs Marsh?
  1500.  
  1501. 348
  1502. 00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,751
  1503. Does liquid get into this chalk?
  1504.  
  1505. 349
  1506. 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,459
  1507. You know you're soaking in it!
  1508.  
  1509. 350
  1510. 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,792
  1511. Alright. Feed the kids.
  1512.  
  1513. 351
  1514. 00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:15,584
  1515. Time to crank up some tunes.
  1516. What have we got over here?
  1517.  
  1518. 352
  1519. 00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:19,417
  1520. Oh! Straight off the boat!
  1521.  
  1522. 353
  1523. 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,126
  1524. Swingin' Safari!
  1525.  
  1526. 354
  1527. 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:22,834
  1528. Put it on! Crank it!
  1529.  
  1530. 355
  1531. 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,042
  1532. Melissa!
  1533.  
  1534. 356
  1535. 00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:27,542
  1536. You're missing out... again.
  1537.  
  1538. 357
  1539. 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:44,584
  1540. - Like a moon landing.
  1541. - Yeah.
  1542.  
  1543. 358
  1544. 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,667
  1545. - Happy belated, Keith.
  1546. - Oh, what the hell's that?
  1547.  
  1548. 359
  1549. 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,417
  1550. This is a native dart gun, all
  1551. the way from Papua New Guinea.
  1552.  
  1553. 360
  1554. 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:54,959
  1555. - Right.
  1556. - Exotic Papua New Guinea.
  1557.  
  1558. 361
  1559. 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,667
  1560. Wow.
  1561.  
  1562. 362
  1563. 00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,417
  1564. - Hey, Sandy...
  1565. - Oh!
  1566.  
  1567. 363
  1568. 00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:00,751
  1569. - Oi! Keith!
  1570. - Only joking! Only joking.
  1571.  
  1572. 364
  1573. 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,751
  1574. I tell you, one day,
  1575. that dogs gonna explode!
  1576.  
  1577. 365
  1578. 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,876
  1579. <i>Top shot'.!</i>
  1580.  
  1581. 366
  1582. 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,268
  1583. There'll be more than
  1584. balloons popping tonight,
  1585.  
  1586. 367
  1587. 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,917
  1588. Keith Hall.
  1589.  
  1590. 368
  1591. 00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:29,584
  1592. New moves! Come on! Let's dance!
  1593.  
  1594. 369
  1595. 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,334
  1596. You kids keep it down in there, alright?
  1597.  
  1598. 370
  1599. 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,417
  1600. You take a big chunk,
  1601. a chunk of blubber.
  1602.  
  1603. 371
  1604. 00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,376
  1605. Don't.
  1606.  
  1607. 372
  1608. 00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:44,459
  1609. I told you to keep it down,
  1610. or I'd knock your blocks off!
  1611.  
  1612. 373
  1613. 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:45,959
  1614. Boofheads!
  1615.  
  1616. 374
  1617. 00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:48,667
  1618. Cripes almighty!
  1619.  
  1620. 375
  1621. 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:51,584
  1622. Go talk to your daughter!
  1623. She's doing my head in.
  1624.  
  1625. 376
  1626. 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,001
  1627. What's going on with that umbrella?
  1628.  
  1629. 377
  1630. 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,584
  1631. Darling, can you eat
  1632. one of these in front of me
  1633.  
  1634. 378
  1635. 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,501
  1636. so I know you're not gonna
  1637. starve to death?
  1638.  
  1639. 379
  1640. 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,876
  1641. I'm not hungry.
  1642.  
  1643. 380
  1644. 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:06,459
  1645. I SO don't have time for this.
  1646.  
  1647. 381
  1648. 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:08,667
  1649. Alright.
  1650.  
  1651. 382
  1652. 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:13,584
  1653. Nobody leaves this table
  1654. till Melissa eats two rissoles.
  1655.  
  1656. 383
  1657. 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,667
  1658. And you eat them, darling,
  1659.  
  1660. 384
  1661. 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,334
  1662. or I'll shove 'em down your throat.
  1663.  
  1664. 385
  1665. 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,084
  1666. Just friggin' eat it! Come on!
  1667.  
  1668. 386
  1669. 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,792
  1670. Eat the rissoles!
  1671.  
  1672. 387
  1673. 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,959
  1674. - Hurry up!
  1675. - Eat, eat, eat!
  1676.  
  1677. 388
  1678. 00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:35,709
  1679. - Just eat it.
  1680. - Eat it!
  1681.  
  1682. 389
  1683. 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:38,001
  1684. Eat 'em, you 'tard,
  1685. so we can all get out of here!
  1686.  
  1687. 390
  1688. 00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:40,459
  1689. And then he says, "Now
  1690. we can all get some sleep!"
  1691.  
  1692. 391
  1693. 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,459
  1694. Ooh, Jesus!
  1695.  
  1696. 392
  1697. 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,959
  1698. Here we go with the umbrella business.
  1699.  
  1700. 393
  1701. 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:46,834
  1702. Rick, I've told you a thousand times,
  1703.  
  1704. 394
  1705. 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,584
  1706. these things are bloody lethal, mate!
  1707.  
  1708. 395
  1709. 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,292
  1710. Yes, Bob. We've heard it all before.
  1711.  
  1712. 396
  1713. 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,001
  1714. Umbrellas should be screwed down!
  1715.  
  1716. 397
  1717. 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,584
  1718. You'll thank me for this one day!
  1719.  
  1720. 398
  1721. 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,042
  1722. Nervous?
  1723.  
  1724. 399
  1725. 00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:57,792
  1726. Short-changed.
  1727.  
  1728. 400
  1729. 00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:00,792
  1730. Whatever happened to pink ponies
  1731.  
  1732. 401
  1733. 00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:02,917
  1734. and Leif Garrett posters?
  1735.  
  1736. 402
  1737. 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:07,501
  1738. Honestly, sometimes I wish
  1739. we'd just stopped at the boys.
  1740.  
  1741. 403
  1742. 00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:12,834
  1743. - Ooh. Oh...
  1744. - Anyway...
  1745.  
  1746. 404
  1747. 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:16,459
  1748. Check out Liam -
  1749. shit-scared of a dolphin!
  1750.  
  1751. 405
  1752. 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,251
  1753. Yeah, rack off, Andrew!
  1754.  
  1755. 406
  1756. 00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:21,001
  1757. What about the bird sanctuary?
  1758.  
  1759. 407
  1760. 00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:22,876
  1761. Aggro! Pissing his pants!
  1762.  
  1763. 408
  1764. 00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,959
  1765. Yeah? Wanna keep those teeth, homo?
  1766.  
  1767. 409
  1768. 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,667
  1769. I was scared.
  1770.  
  1771. 410
  1772. 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:28,151
  1773. Keira still cries herself to sleep.
  1774.  
  1775. 411
  1776. 00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:31,542
  1777. Who feeds kids
  1778. to sugar-crazed lorikeets?
  1779.  
  1780. 412
  1781. 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,834
  1782. One day we should sue
  1783. our parents for child abuse.
  1784.  
  1785. 413
  1786. 00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:38,417
  1787. Psst.
  1788.  
  1789. 414
  1790. 00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:41,001
  1791. What's the matter?
  1792.  
  1793. 415
  1794. 00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:42,792
  1795. The whale.
  1796.  
  1797. 416
  1798. 00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:00,584
  1799. Jeff, Jeff, we've got a stunt to shoot!
  1800.  
  1801. 417
  1802. 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,626
  1803. Melly, darling,
  1804. did you eat your din-dins?
  1805.  
  1806. 418
  1807. 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,501
  1808. Oh, good girl. Right, then.
  1809.  
  1810. 419
  1811. 00:22:06,584 --> 00:22:09,251
  1812. Everybody off the leash.
  1813. Rumpus room now. Come on.
  1814.  
  1815. 420
  1816. 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:12,167
  1817. No more shenanigans!
  1818. You hear me, you rug rats?
  1819.  
  1820. 421
  1821. 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,126
  1822. OK, OK. Death Cheaters, saddle up.
  1823.  
  1824. 422
  1825. 00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:27,542
  1826. Tonight we're gonna pull off
  1827. our biggest stunt ever.
  1828.  
  1829. 423
  1830. 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:35,626
  1831. Death from above!
  1832.  
  1833. 424
  1834. 00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:37,459
  1835. Give me a turn!
  1836.  
  1837. 425
  1838. 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,334
  1839. - “A - “Ay turn! Y turn! My turn!
  1840.  
  1841. 426
  1842. 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:42,042
  1843. Then what? You dip it in?
  1844.  
  1845. 427
  1846. 00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:44,084
  1847. Righto! I knew a girl like that once.
  1848.  
  1849. 428
  1850. 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,792
  1851. It's pretty fancy.
  1852.  
  1853. 429
  1854. 00:22:45,876 --> 00:22:48,584
  1855. Well, on that note,
  1856. should I spin the lazy Susan?
  1857.  
  1858. 430
  1859. 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,876
  1860. - Why's she lazy anyway?
  1861. - Oh, it's Chinese.
  1862.  
  1863. 431
  1864. 00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:52,143
  1865. What do you mean, it's Chinese?
  1866.  
  1867. 432
  1868. 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:53,584
  1869. It would have been lazy Sichuan.
  1870.  
  1871. 433
  1872. 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,959
  1873. - Dip it in, and that's...
  1874. - Cheese?
  1875.  
  1876. 434
  1877. 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,667
  1878. Full of holes. Just like my wife.
  1879.  
  1880. 435
  1881. 00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:01,667
  1882. My grandmother swore by Coon cheese.
  1883.  
  1884. 436
  1885. 00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:04,042
  1886. She lived to 72. Said it was
  1887. her fountain of youth.
  1888.  
  1889. 437
  1890. 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,626
  1891. We're just... going for a walk.
  1892.  
  1893. 438
  1894. 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:15,542
  1895. And don't you dare tell Mum.
  1896.  
  1897. 439
  1898. 00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:17,917
  1899. Us too. Got a stunt to shoot.
  1900.  
  1901. 440
  1902. 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:19,792
  1903. Coming?
  1904.  
  1905. 441
  1906. 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,917
  1907. Everyone's annoying me
  1908. and it's not fair!
  1909.  
  1910. 442
  1911. 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,626
  1912. Alright, now, Liz... Liz! Liz!
  1913.  
  1914. 443
  1915. 00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:25,667
  1916. Give us the signal
  1917. if they come looking, OK?
  1918.  
  1919. 444
  1920. 00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:29,126
  1921. Not listening! Not listening!
  1922. I want to go home!
  1923.  
  1924. 445
  1925. 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,834
  1926. Can I come?
  1927.  
  1928. 446
  1929. 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,917
  1930. No, um... you get to watch a movie.
  1931.  
  1932. 447
  1933. 00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,459
  1934. Deep Throat. It's about a dentist.
  1935.  
  1936. 448
  1937. 00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:36,751
  1938. Look! Look, look, look!
  1939.  
  1940. 449
  1941. 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,001
  1942. I actually need Melly
  1943. for this one. Melly?
  1944.  
  1945. 450
  1946. 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,292
  1947. A girl? Shit a brick!
  1948.  
  1949. 451
  1950. 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,042
  1951. UP yours, Jeff! No way!
  1952.  
  1953. 452
  1954. 00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:44,751
  1955. Hey, I'm the director, OK?
  1956.  
  1957. 453
  1958. 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:46,251
  1959. You wanna be in this movie or what?
  1960.  
  1961. 454
  1962. 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,667
  1963. Melly, welcome to the Death Cheaters.
  1964.  
  1965. 455
  1966. 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:58,626
  1967. OK, Death Cheaters, hose him down.
  1968.  
  1969. 456
  1970. 00:23:58,709 --> 00:24:00,334
  1971. Soak him good,
  1972. because it'll protect him.
  1973.  
  1974. 457
  1975. 00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:01,834
  1976. Scotty, water!
  1977.  
  1978. 458
  1979. 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:06,334
  1980. OK, boss. Water's coming on.
  1981.  
  1982. 459
  1983. 00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:08,084
  1984. Ohh!
  1985.  
  1986. 460
  1987. 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,167
  1988. So, you're a normal bloke
  1989. tossing the chops,
  1990.  
  1991. 461
  1992. 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,393
  1993. then it all goes pear-shaped
  1994. when the barbecue explodes.
  1995.  
  1996. 462
  1997. 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,126
  1998. Damian, fuel!
  1999.  
  2000. 463
  2001. 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,209
  2002. Milady.
  2003.  
  2004. 464
  2005. 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,084
  2006. - What's that?
  2007. - Wardrobe.
  2008.  
  2009. 465
  2010. 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:25,251
  2011. Mum's old wedding dress.
  2012.  
  2013. 466
  2014. 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:27,459
  2015. She never wears it. Head protection!
  2016.  
  2017. 467
  2018. 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,792
  2019. One of Aunty Jo's. 100% fireproof.
  2020.  
  2021. 468
  2022. 00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:31,792
  2023. What am I, a poofter?
  2024.  
  2025. 469
  2026. 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,584
  2027. Yeah, thanks for that, Gerome.
  2028.  
  2029. 470
  2030. 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,876
  2031. We've only got a half hour
  2032. tops. Everybody in position.
  2033.  
  2034. 471
  2035. 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,584
  2036. Andrew, ignition.
  2037.  
  2038. 472
  2039. 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:40,084
  2040. I yell "turps", OK,
  2041. you throw the grenade.
  2042.  
  2043. 473
  2044. 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,007
  2045. Scotty, he yells "water",
  2046. we're shutting down -
  2047.  
  2048. 474
  2049. 00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:43,709
  2050. Hunter runs the hose,
  2051. Melly puts him out.
  2052.  
  2053. 475
  2054. 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,751
  2055. Travis, you are on lookout. Got it?
  2056.  
  2057. 476
  2058. 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,459
  2059. Ready when you are, CB!
  2060.  
  2061. 477
  2062. 00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:50,501
  2063. Jeff, please. I want to go back
  2064. and watch Mr. Squiggle.
  2065.  
  2066. 478
  2067. 00:24:50,584 --> 00:24:52,560
  2068. No, no, no, no, no.
  2069. But you're a Death Cheater now.
  2070.  
  2071. 479
  2072. 00:24:52,584 --> 00:24:55,459
  2073. And it's perfectly safe. You're
  2074. not gonna get burnt, Gerome is.
  2075.  
  2076. 480
  2077. 00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:58,876
  2078. - Can you put a Flake in there?
  2079. - Yeah.
  2080.  
  2081. 481
  2082. 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:02,542
  2083. Well, tonight is about new rules!
  2084.  
  2085. 482
  2086. 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,292
  2087. Anybody who drops their bread
  2088. in the fondue
  2089.  
  2090. 483
  2091. 00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:07,417
  2092. has to kiss the person next to them.
  2093.  
  2094. 484
  2095. 00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:10,709
  2096. Yeah.
  2097.  
  2098. 485
  2099. 00:25:10,792 --> 00:25:12,126
  2100. Why not?
  2101.  
  2102. 486
  2103. 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,126
  2104. What's that?
  2105.  
  2106. 487
  2107. 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,459
  2108. Here, try it. It's the stuff
  2109. Mum puts in her cola.
  2110.  
  2111. 488
  2112. 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:27,167
  2113. No! We gotta roll!
  2114. Bring on the safety water!
  2115.  
  2116. 489
  2117. 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:31,459
  2118. - More safety water!
  2119. - It's cold! Arggh!
  2120.  
  2121. 490
  2122. 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,417
  2123. Oh!
  2124.  
  2125. 491
  2126. 00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:36,501
  2127. No, no. I got it, I got it,
  2128. I got it! I got it. No, no.
  2129.  
  2130. 492
  2131. 00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:38,251
  2132. You can't pick it up.
  2133.  
  2134. 493
  2135. 00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:39,959
  2136. You can't cheat, mate.
  2137.  
  2138. 494
  2139. 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,834
  2140. Everybody in position.
  2141.  
  2142. 495
  2143. 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:43,667
  2144. Camera rolling.
  2145.  
  2146. 496
  2147. 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,376
  2148. Here we go again!
  2149.  
  2150. 497
  2151. 00:25:45,459 --> 00:25:47,084
  2152. Whoops!
  2153.  
  2154. 498
  2155. 00:25:47,167 --> 00:25:49,876
  2156. Death Cheaters On Fire! And action!
  2157.  
  2158. 499
  2159. 00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,626
  2160. Oh, my God! The chops!
  2161.  
  2162. 500
  2163. 00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:57,209
  2164. Arggh!
  2165.  
  2166. 501
  2167. 00:25:57,292 --> 00:26:00,417
  2168. - Anything you want, mate.
  2169. - Oops! Dropped mine.
  2170.  
  2171. 502
  2172. 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:02,459
  2173. Pucker up, Keith.
  2174.  
  2175. 503
  2176. 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:05,001
  2177. Whew! Crikey!
  2178.  
  2179. 504
  2180. 00:26:14,251 --> 00:26:16,001
  2181. Catch.
  2182.  
  2183. 505
  2184. 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:29,084
  2185. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
  2186.  
  2187. 506
  2188. 00:26:36,084 --> 00:26:38,084
  2189. Ohhh!
  2190.  
  2191. 507
  2192. 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:40,834
  2193. Jeff, there's no water!
  2194.  
  2195. 508
  2196. 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:42,542
  2197. Oh, bugger it!
  2198.  
  2199. 509
  2200. 00:26:42,626 --> 00:26:43,792
  2201. Whoa!
  2202.  
  2203. 510
  2204. 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:46,334
  2205. Travis, you're stepping on the hose!
  2206.  
  2207. 511
  2208. 00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:48,167
  2209. Whoo-hoo!
  2210.  
  2211. 512
  2212. 00:26:48,251 --> 00:26:49,876
  2213. You're in trouble now, mate!
  2214.  
  2215. 513
  2216. 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,167
  2217. Pool! Pool! Jump in the pool!
  2218.  
  2219. 514
  2220. 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:12,501
  2221. Here's to Bob's umbrella phobia. Cheers.
  2222.  
  2223. 515
  2224. 00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,709
  2225. Yes! Yes!
  2226.  
  2227. 516
  2228. 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,334
  2229. - Yes! Great!
  2230. - And cut!
  2231.  
  2232. 517
  2233. 00:27:17,417 --> 00:27:19,084
  2234. That was fucking untold!
  2235.  
  2236. 518
  2237. 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:22,542
  2238. Are you trying to kill me?!
  2239. I'm not doing this anymore!
  2240.  
  2241. 519
  2242. 00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:24,959
  2243. I quit! Give me the vodka!
  2244.  
  2245. 520
  2246. 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,584
  2247. This pool stinks of petrol!
  2248.  
  2249. 521
  2250. 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,709
  2251. - I'm on it, alright?
  2252. - Bags first!
  2253.  
  2254. 522
  2255. 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:32,917
  2256. Arggh!
  2257.  
  2258. 523
  2259. 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,667
  2260. Dickhead!
  2261.  
  2262. 524
  2263. 00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,542
  2264. Alright. Number 96 is about to
  2265. start. Everybody off to bed.
  2266.  
  2267. 525
  2268. 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:48,542
  2269. - Go on. Get going.
  2270. - Sleep tight, boys.
  2271.  
  2272. 526
  2273. 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:51,417
  2274. Jesus, Gerome, what are you playing at?
  2275.  
  2276. 527
  2277. 00:27:51,501 --> 00:27:54,376
  2278. - Batman.
  2279. - What?
  2280.  
  2281. 528
  2282. 00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:57,167
  2283. Alright. Come on. Achtung. Get moving.
  2284.  
  2285. 529
  2286. 00:27:57,251 --> 00:28:00,376
  2287. Uncle Rick, can I, um,
  2288. stay here with Melly?
  2289.  
  2290. 530
  2291. 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:04,376
  2292. Don't see a problem with that, stud.
  2293.  
  2294. 531
  2295. 00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:10,959
  2296. Go on.
  2297.  
  2298. 532
  2299. 00:28:11,042 --> 00:28:14,626
  2300. Night-night! Sleep tight!
  2301. Don't let the bedbugs bite!
  2302.  
  2303. 533
  2304. 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,459
  2305. Thank God.
  2306.  
  2307. 534
  2308. 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,501
  2309. You wanna turn the telly over?
  2310.  
  2311. 535
  2312. 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:26,251
  2313. Like... upside down?
  2314.  
  2315. 536
  2316. 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,167
  2317. Ohh, Rick, go for it, mate!
  2318.  
  2319. 537
  2320. 00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:38,542
  2321. It's all getting a bit...
  2322. moist under the collar.
  2323.  
  2324. 538
  2325. 00:28:40,126 --> 00:28:42,376
  2326. Last chance to turn back.
  2327.  
  2328. 539
  2329. 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,459
  2330. No.
  2331.  
  2332. 540
  2333. 00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:46,292
  2334. No.
  2335.  
  2336. 541
  2337. 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,834
  2338. Where's that fondue?
  2339.  
  2340. 542
  2341. 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,126
  2342. You alive?
  2343.  
  2344. 543
  2345. 00:28:55,126 --> 00:28:56,251
  2346. No.
  2347.  
  2348. 544
  2349. 00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,126
  2350. I'm really sorry.
  2351.  
  2352. 545
  2353. 00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:01,167
  2354. It's gonna be an awesome
  2355. sequence in the film.
  2356.  
  2357. 546
  2358. 00:29:02,251 --> 00:29:03,959
  2359. What's the film about?
  2360.  
  2361. 547
  2362. 00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:07,667
  2363. Haven't figured that bit out yet.
  2364.  
  2365. 548
  2366. 00:29:07,751 --> 00:29:09,209
  2367. Is the whale gonna be in it?
  2368.  
  2369. 549
  2370. 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:11,917
  2371. I guess so.
  2372.  
  2373. 550
  2374. 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,751
  2375. The TV said that she did it on purpose.
  2376.  
  2377. 551
  2378. 00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:21,042
  2379. That she swam up the beach deliberately.
  2380.  
  2381. 552
  2382. 00:29:24,001 --> 00:29:25,709
  2383. Why would she have done that?
  2384.  
  2385. 553
  2386. 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:29,292
  2387. Do you think she got lost?
  2388.  
  2389. 554
  2390. 00:29:30,376 --> 00:29:31,667
  2391. I don't know.
  2392.  
  2393. 555
  2394. 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,251
  2395. Will you sleep with me?
  2396.  
  2397. 556
  2398. 00:29:43,251 --> 00:29:44,876
  2399. I'm scared.
  2400.  
  2401. 557
  2402. 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,667
  2403. Of what?
  2404.  
  2405. 558
  2406. 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,084
  2407. Everything.
  2408.  
  2409. 559
  2410. 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:20,459
  2411. Like Nanna does.
  2412.  
  2413. 560
  2414. 00:30:24,501 --> 00:30:26,251
  2415. Put your arm around me.
  2416.  
  2417. 561
  2418. 00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:45,584
  2419. Whoo-hoo!
  2420.  
  2421. 562
  2422. 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,501
  2423. Andrew, you dimwit! Go home!
  2424.  
  2425. 563
  2426. 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,292
  2427. Yes!
  2428.  
  2429. 564
  2430. 00:30:57,751 --> 00:31:00,126
  2431. Yeah, she... she thought
  2432. it was the other one!
  2433.  
  2434. 565
  2435. 00:31:02,209 --> 00:31:06,376
  2436. The next game is called Swinging Safari.
  2437.  
  2438. 566
  2439. 00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:07,834
  2440. Oh, yeah?
  2441.  
  2442. 567
  2443. 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:09,834
  2444. This is a vase.
  2445.  
  2446. 568
  2447. 00:31:09,917 --> 00:31:13,876
  2448. Gentlemen, you all have keys.
  2449.  
  2450. 569
  2451. 00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:16,959
  2452. Ooh!
  2453.  
  2454. 570
  2455. 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,751
  2456. Oh, no way!
  2457.  
  2458. 571
  2459. 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,584
  2460. - You're joking.
  2461. - Yes.
  2462.  
  2463. 572
  2464. 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,292
  2465. You've heard about it,
  2466.  
  2467. 573
  2468. 00:31:24,376 --> 00:31:26,459
  2469. you've read about it,
  2470.  
  2471. 574
  2472. 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:29,542
  2473. and tonight, you're going to live it.
  2474.  
  2475. 575
  2476. 00:31:30,209 --> 00:31:36,251
  2477. Because the world is spinning
  2478. like a rotisserie chook.
  2479.  
  2480. 576
  2481. 00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:39,001
  2482. Who wants to get left behind?
  2483.  
  2484. 577
  2485. 00:31:43,209 --> 00:31:44,417
  2486. Stuff it. I'm in.
  2487.  
  2488. 578
  2489. 00:31:50,251 --> 00:31:51,251
  2490. I'm in.
  2491.  
  2492. 579
  2493. 00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:54,626
  2494. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
  2495.  
  2496. 580
  2497. 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:05,501
  2498. Now.
  2499.  
  2500. 581
  2501. 00:32:05,584 --> 00:32:07,792
  2502. Gale, darling,
  2503. would you like to go first?
  2504.  
  2505. 582
  2506. 00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:30,542
  2507. My hand's stuck.
  2508.  
  2509. 583
  2510. 00:32:32,292 --> 00:32:34,501
  2511. - My hand's stuck.
  2512. - Oh, no!
  2513.  
  2514. 584
  2515. 00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:35,792
  2516. Come here, come here.
  2517.  
  2518. 585
  2519. 00:32:35,876 --> 00:32:37,716
  2520. No, no, no. It's stuck.
  2521. It's stuck. It's stuck.
  2522.  
  2523. 586
  2524. 00:32:37,751 --> 00:32:39,667
  2525. - It's stuck!
  2526. - Push it back in.
  2527.  
  2528. 587
  2529. 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:43,376
  2530. I'll just... l'll just...
  2531. I'll get the KY jelly.
  2532.  
  2533. 588
  2534. 00:32:43,459 --> 00:32:45,667
  2535. - Gale, darling...
  2536. - It's alright. I'm fine.
  2537.  
  2538. 589
  2539. 00:32:45,751 --> 00:32:48,001
  2540. - Pull it harder, mate!
  2541. - I'm pulling!
  2542.  
  2543. 590
  2544. 00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:50,209
  2545. She's gotta let go of the keys!
  2546.  
  2547. 591
  2548. 00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:52,459
  2549. - Don't lose the mood!
  2550. - Ouch!
  2551.  
  2552. 592
  2553. 00:32:58,084 --> 00:32:59,417
  2554. What's that?
  2555.  
  2556. 593
  2557. 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:07,709
  2558. Ooh!
  2559.  
  2560. 594
  2561. 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:14,501
  2562. This is wrong.
  2563.  
  2564. 595
  2565. 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,334
  2566. All of it!
  2567.  
  2568. 596
  2569. 00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,876
  2570. Look at us!
  2571.  
  2572. 597
  2573. 00:34:22,251 --> 00:34:24,167
  2574. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.
  2575.  
  2576. 598
  2577. 00:34:24,251 --> 00:34:26,792
  2578. - Oh, God!
  2579. - Come on, Sandy.
  2580.  
  2581. 599
  2582. 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,542
  2583. Oh, Keith...
  2584.  
  2585. 600
  2586. 00:34:32,626 --> 00:34:34,251
  2587. - Give us a jiffy.
  2588. - Keith, stop it.
  2589.  
  2590. 601
  2591. 00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:35,667
  2592. Two ticks. Nearly there.
  2593.  
  2594. 602
  2595. 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:37,292
  2596. I'll give you more than two ticks
  2597.  
  2598. 603
  2599. 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:38,560
  2600. if you don't stop plonking my wife!
  2601.  
  2602. 604
  2603. 00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:41,084
  2604. Stop it. Stop it.
  2605.  
  2606. 605
  2607. 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,584
  2608. Get off her, or you'll be
  2609. dead sorry in the morning!
  2610.  
  2611. 606
  2612. 00:35:08,251 --> 00:35:09,876
  2613. Come on, get in the car!
  2614.  
  2615. 607
  2616. 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:11,685
  2617. Why can't we catch the bus
  2618. like everybody else?
  2619.  
  2620. 608
  2621. 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,584
  2622. Because you're not like everybody else!
  2623.  
  2624. 609
  2625. 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:15,667
  2626. - Shut it!
  2627. - Oh, now we're trapped.
  2628.  
  2629. 610
  2630. 00:35:15,751 --> 00:35:18,209
  2631. Why are you being such a dick, Dad?
  2632.  
  2633. 611
  2634. 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,501
  2635. - Just shut up!
  2636. - Yeah? You gonna make me?
  2637.  
  2638. 612
  2639. 00:35:22,584 --> 00:35:24,584
  2640. Oop!
  2641.  
  2642. 613
  2643. 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,292
  2644. Ooh!
  2645.  
  2646. 614
  2647. 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,626
  2648. Oi! Hey!
  2649.  
  2650. 615
  2651. 00:35:33,542 --> 00:35:36,001
  2652. - You alright, mate?
  2653. - Yep. Yeah, I'm good.
  2654.  
  2655. 616
  2656. 00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:38,584
  2657. - Oh, Dad ran over Jeff.
  2658. - Bloody idiot.
  2659.  
  2660. 617
  2661. 00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:44,376
  2662. Jeez. What's up their bums?
  2663.  
  2664. 618
  2665. 00:35:46,626 --> 00:35:48,376
  2666. You're not going
  2667. to state schools anymore.
  2668.  
  2669. 619
  2670. 00:35:48,459 --> 00:35:50,084
  2671. I'm not going to a poofter school!
  2672.  
  2673. 620
  2674. 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:52,501
  2675. You're going to the King's School...
  2676.  
  2677. 621
  2678. 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,001
  2679. Can you believe that?
  2680.  
  2681. 622
  2682. 00:35:57,751 --> 00:35:59,584
  2683. Oh! Crying out loud!
  2684.  
  2685. 623
  2686. 00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:11,751
  2687. Save the whales!
  2688.  
  2689. 624
  2690. 00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:14,018
  2691. - Oh, a bit late now, isn't it?
  2692. - Go suck plankton, you lezzo!
  2693.  
  2694. 625
  2695. 00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:15,667
  2696. - Hey! <i>'</i> OW!
  2697.  
  2698. 626
  2699. 00:36:15,751 --> 00:36:17,709
  2700. Watch it, you little bastards!
  2701. Get out of here!
  2702.  
  2703. 627
  2704. 00:36:17,792 --> 00:36:19,584
  2705. Smells like Bec Marsh.
  2706.  
  2707. 628
  2708. 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:22,376
  2709. Oh, as much as we love
  2710. our wayward friend here,
  2711.  
  2712. 629
  2713. 00:36:22,459 --> 00:36:24,376
  2714. I think it's about time
  2715. he found his flippers
  2716.  
  2717. 630
  2718. 00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:27,167
  2719. and made his way back to the sea...
  2720.  
  2721. 631
  2722. 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,667
  2723. ..where he belongs.
  2724.  
  2725. 632
  2726. 00:36:29,751 --> 00:36:33,584
  2727. I understand there's
  2728. a big tide coming in.
  2729.  
  2730. 633
  2731. 00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:38,667
  2732. What's happening?
  2733.  
  2734. 634
  2735. 00:36:38,751 --> 00:36:40,376
  2736. Rigor mortis.
  2737.  
  2738. 635
  2739. 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:42,584
  2740. No, to our parents.
  2741.  
  2742. 636
  2743. 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,667
  2744. Why were they doing that to each other?
  2745.  
  2746. 637
  2747. 00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:47,667
  2748. I don't know.
  2749.  
  2750. 638
  2751. 00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,376
  2752. But you can't tell anybody.
  2753.  
  2754. 639
  2755. 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:53,876
  2756. Make me a promise. Nobody ever knows.
  2757.  
  2758. 640
  2759. 00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:01,501
  2760. We just go to school like normal.
  2761.  
  2762. 641
  2763. 00:37:02,292 --> 00:37:04,792
  2764. Nothing ever happened.
  2765. It's just business as usual.
  2766.  
  2767. 642
  2768. 00:37:20,584 --> 00:37:22,459
  2769. Me, me, me!
  2770.  
  2771. 643
  2772. 00:37:25,626 --> 00:37:28,626
  2773. But, Mrs. Wilson,
  2774. we can't even afford shoes!
  2775.  
  2776. 644
  2777. 00:37:28,709 --> 00:37:31,417
  2778. Mum makes a walk to the beach
  2779. in tissue boxes!
  2780.  
  2781. 645
  2782. 00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:34,209
  2783. Alright, then. A Lamington...
  2784.  
  2785. 646
  2786. 00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:36,417
  2787. ...and a Mint Pattie,
  2788.  
  2789. 647
  2790. 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:38,727
  2791. in case you have to walk to
  2792. Africa to help the poor people.
  2793.  
  2794. 648
  2795. 00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:40,584
  2796. Thanks, Mrs Wilson...
  2797.  
  2798. 649
  2799. 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:43,167
  2800. - ...sucker!
  2801. - Hey! I heard that!
  2802.  
  2803. 650
  2804. 00:37:49,459 --> 00:37:51,126
  2805. We should all be honoured
  2806.  
  2807. 651
  2808. 00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:53,709
  2809. by the arrival of the great blue whale,
  2810.  
  2811. 652
  2812. 00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:56,959
  2813. nature's largest living creation,
  2814.  
  2815. 653
  2816. 00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:00,626
  2817. right here on Nobby's Beach.
  2818.  
  2819. 654
  2820. 00:38:00,709 --> 00:38:01,792
  2821. Why?
  2822.  
  2823. 655
  2824. 00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:05,251
  2825. Why would she kill herself?
  2826.  
  2827. 656
  2828. 00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:06,614
  2829. That's a good question, Melissa.
  2830.  
  2831. 657
  2832. 00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:09,626
  2833. Whales have been beaching
  2834. themselves for centuries.
  2835.  
  2836. 658
  2837. 00:38:09,709 --> 00:38:12,167
  2838. Has anybody got a clue as to why?
  2839.  
  2840. 659
  2841. 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,917
  2842. The Lebanese?
  2843.  
  2844. 660
  2845. 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,334
  2846. The truth is, nobody knows.
  2847.  
  2848. 661
  2849. 00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:20,417
  2850. Oil tankers. Pollution.
  2851.  
  2852. 662
  2853. 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:22,376
  2854. Maybe she got lost.
  2855.  
  2856. 663
  2857. 00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:25,917
  2858. Or maybe... she'd just had enough.
  2859.  
  2860. 664
  2861. 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,935
  2862. - I'm gonna play the murderer.
  2863. - Then I want to be the victim.
  2864.  
  2865. 665
  2866. 00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:40,626
  2867. - You already are.
  2868. - OK, no.
  2869.  
  2870. 666
  2871. 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,251
  2872. Casting doesn't start till
  2873. I speak to Mr. Logan, alright?
  2874.  
  2875. 667
  2876. 00:38:43,334 --> 00:38:45,959
  2877. No. Come on. You said...
  2878.  
  2879. 668
  2880. 00:38:46,042 --> 00:38:47,126
  2881. Oh, shit!
  2882.  
  2883. 669
  2884. 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,167
  2885. That looks nice.
  2886.  
  2887. 670
  2888. 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,042
  2889. Here. Have some of mine.
  2890.  
  2891. 671
  2892. 00:38:59,126 --> 00:39:01,042
  2893. Got leftover fondue. Yummy.
  2894.  
  2895. 672
  2896. 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,709
  2897. No, thanks. I...
  2898.  
  2899. 673
  2900. 00:39:04,251 --> 00:39:06,042
  2901. ...don't want to eat anymore.
  2902.  
  2903. 674
  2904. 00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:09,959
  2905. I don't see the point.
  2906.  
  2907. 675
  2908. 00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:17,084
  2909. - Can I have that?
  2910. - But it's got sand on it.
  2911.  
  2912. 676
  2913. 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,876
  2914. They're called 'sand-wishes'.
  2915.  
  2916. 677
  2917. 00:39:21,209 --> 00:39:22,959
  2918. Mr Logan!
  2919.  
  2920. 678
  2921. 00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:25,084
  2922. Hello, hello, hello!
  2923.  
  2924. 679
  2925. 00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:28,042
  2926. Wait here. I'll be right back.
  2927.  
  2928. 680
  2929. 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:32,542
  2930. Has everyone done their homework?
  2931.  
  2932. 681
  2933. 00:39:32,626 --> 00:39:34,251
  2934. - Yes!
  2935. - Mr Logan. Mr Logan.
  2936.  
  2937. 682
  2938. 00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:35,376
  2939. I'm starting a new film
  2940.  
  2941. 683
  2942. 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:37,917
  2943. and I really need you
  2944. to be the main character.
  2945.  
  2946. 684
  2947. 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,584
  2948. What fresh hell on yonder window breaks?
  2949.  
  2950. 685
  2951. 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:49,251
  2952. Not good enough, Mr Hall!
  2953. I'm giving you a C!
  2954.  
  2955. 686
  2956. 00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:51,001
  2957. That's OK, Mr Logan.
  2958.  
  2959. 687
  2960. 00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:53,834
  2961. 'Cause I'm giving you a D - D for dead!
  2962.  
  2963. 688
  2964. 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:57,167
  2965. Yes!
  2966.  
  2967. 689
  2968. 00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:07,001
  2969. Stop hurting her!
  2970.  
  2971. 690
  2972. 00:40:07,084 --> 00:40:09,292
  2973. Stop! Stop! Stop it!
  2974.  
  2975. 691
  2976. 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:23,626
  2977. - Hey. Gerome!
  2978. - What?
  2979.  
  2980. 692
  2981. 00:40:24,251 --> 00:40:27,001
  2982. I was thinking - we cut out the
  2983. shark and we work the whale in.
  2984.  
  2985. 693
  2986. 00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:29,042
  2987. You know, make a new plot.
  2988. What do you think?
  2989.  
  2990. 694
  2991. 00:40:30,292 --> 00:40:32,667
  2992. Jeff. . mack off.
  2993.  
  2994. 695
  2995. 00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:38,501
  2996. G'day, Peter Frampton.
  2997.  
  2998. 696
  2999. 00:40:38,584 --> 00:40:40,167
  3000. Hey.
  3001.  
  3002. 697
  3003. 00:40:46,376 --> 00:40:49,459
  3004. My best friend has just
  3005. dumped me for my sister.
  3006.  
  3007. 698
  3008. 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,334
  3009. This is all going... tits up!
  3010.  
  3011. 699
  3012. 00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:55,876
  3013. I was almost Miss Wallaroo!
  3014.  
  3015. 700
  3016. 00:40:55,959 --> 00:40:57,584
  3017. My memory is
  3018.  
  3019. 701
  3020. 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,751
  3021. you were almost expelled
  3022. from June Dally-Watkins.
  3023.  
  3024. 702
  3025. 00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:01,459
  3026. This is all your fault.
  3027.  
  3028. 703
  3029. 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,709
  3030. Everything was going fine.
  3031. Until you ruined it!
  3032.  
  3033. 704
  3034. 00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:07,792
  3035. I ruined it? You know what
  3036. ruined it? Middle-aged tits!
  3037.  
  3038. 705
  3039. 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:10,001
  3040. I've seen better crepes
  3041. at Pancakes on the Rocks!
  3042.  
  3043. 706
  3044. 00:41:10,084 --> 00:41:12,084
  3045. Hey! Get!
  3046.  
  3047. 707
  3048. 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:14,352
  3049. Encyclopedias are chock-a-block
  3050. full of things you'll discover.
  3051.  
  3052. 708
  3053. 00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:16,001
  3054. I mean, there's no end to it.
  3055.  
  3056. 709
  3057. 00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:17,709
  3058. If you look up A, you'll find out
  3059.  
  3060. 710
  3061. 00:41:17,792 --> 00:41:21,626
  3062. all sorts of fascinating facts
  3063. about alcoholics...
  3064.  
  3065. 711
  3066. 00:41:21,709 --> 00:41:24,251
  3067. And tell the kids
  3068. to look up T for 'tragic'
  3069.  
  3070. 712
  3071. 00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:25,959
  3072. or... D for 'dildo'.
  3073.  
  3074. 713
  3075. 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:28,584
  3076. I mean, who knows,
  3077. one day you might find yourself
  3078.  
  3079. 714
  3080. 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:31,167
  3081. waking up next to a tragic
  3082. dildo-loving alcoholic,
  3083.  
  3084. 715
  3085. 00:41:31,251 --> 00:41:33,417
  3086. and THEN where will you be, huh?
  3087.  
  3088. 716
  3089. 00:41:33,501 --> 00:41:36,209
  3090. Probably sleeping downstairs
  3091. in the garage!
  3092.  
  3093. 717
  3094. 00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:38,167
  3095. You fat cow!
  3096.  
  3097. 718
  3098. 00:41:38,251 --> 00:41:40,376
  3099. Oh, you're just jealous!
  3100.  
  3101. 719
  3102. 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:43,376
  3103. - Of Keith Hall? Ha!
  3104. - Take a Valium.
  3105.  
  3106. 720
  3107. 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,751
  3108. Now I'll get a discount Fuck and Wigwam!
  3109.  
  3110. 721
  3111. 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:52,126
  3112. Ha! Don't make me la-a-a-a-a-a-a-augh!
  3113.  
  3114. 722
  3115. 00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,917
  3116. Melly, go play in the traffic.
  3117.  
  3118. 723
  3119. 00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:32,001
  3120. You know, I don't blame Bob.
  3121. I feel sorry for him.
  3122.  
  3123. 724
  3124. 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:35,417
  3125. He probably thought he was at the morgue
  3126.  
  3127. 725
  3128. 00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:37,310
  3129. looking at you lying there
  3130. like a stunned mullet.
  3131.  
  3132. 726
  3133. 00:42:37,334 --> 00:42:40,042
  3134. My nickname at school? 'Tripod'!
  3135.  
  3136. 727
  3137. 00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:41,751
  3138. - Yes! I'm a wanker!
  3139. - Oh!
  3140.  
  3141. 728
  3142. 00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:44,167
  3143. I've got the dirty magazines
  3144. to prove it!
  3145.  
  3146. 729
  3147. 00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,792
  3148. You loved it!
  3149.  
  3150. 730
  3151. 00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:57,501
  3152. Love is overrated.
  3153.  
  3154. 731
  3155. 00:42:57,584 --> 00:42:59,224
  3156. I had to pry him off you
  3157. with a Tyre iron!
  3158.  
  3159. 732
  3160. 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:01,052
  3161. - Oh, Richard!
  3162. - What are youse two on about?
  3163.  
  3164. 733
  3165. 00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:02,959
  3166. - Shut up!
  3167. - Quit your whining, will you?
  3168.  
  3169. 734
  3170. 00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,935
  3171. Shut up in the back, or you'll
  3172. get a knuckle sandwich!
  3173.  
  3174. 735
  3175. 00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:06,639
  3176. Ooh, he's gonna give us
  3177. a knuckle sandwich!
  3178.  
  3179. 736
  3180. 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,292
  3181. I'll slap you kids!
  3182.  
  3183. 737
  3184. 00:43:08,376 --> 00:43:10,959
  3185. - Dad, look out! Ow!
  3186. - Dad, you hit Melissa!
  3187.  
  3188. 738
  3189. 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:13,126
  3190. Rack off!
  3191.  
  3192. 739
  3193. 00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:14,834
  3194. ..getting over Pretty Lady.
  3195.  
  3196. 740
  3197. 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:16,584
  3198. Pretty Lady falling behind.
  3199.  
  3200. 741
  3201. 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:18,292
  3202. Yes, Pretty Lady is falling behind...
  3203.  
  3204. 742
  3205. 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,501
  3206. Hurry, before that
  3207. mongrel Labrador steals it!
  3208.  
  3209. 743
  3210. 00:43:30,834 --> 00:43:35,626
  3211. Jo Jones is so washed up,
  3212. the tide wouldn't take her out!
  3213.  
  3214. 744
  3215. 00:43:36,251 --> 00:43:38,084
  3216. I'm gonna mow the lawn. Jeffrey!
  3217.  
  3218. 745
  3219. 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,167
  3220. You spend more time mowing that lawn
  3221.  
  3222. 746
  3223. 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:42,376
  3224. than you've ever spent mowing mine!
  3225.  
  3226. 747
  3227. 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:45,917
  3228. Do not let that animal in this room!
  3229.  
  3230. 748
  3231. 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,959
  3232. And take off your shoes! Christ!
  3233.  
  3234. 749
  3235. 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:51,459
  3236. I've got a splitting headache!
  3237.  
  3238. 750
  3239. 00:43:56,126 --> 00:43:57,326
  3240. Mum, that wasn't your aspirin.
  3241.  
  3242. 751
  3243. 00:43:58,626 --> 00:43:59,959
  3244. Those were your pearl earrings.
  3245.  
  3246. 752
  3247. 00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,501
  3248. - Oh, Mum!
  3249. - Jeff! Jeff!
  3250.  
  3251. 753
  3252. 00:44:06,334 --> 00:44:07,959
  3253. - D-Dad...
  3254. - What?
  3255.  
  3256. 754
  3257. 00:44:08,042 --> 00:44:09,667
  3258. She swallowed her pearl earrings!
  3259.  
  3260. 755
  3261. 00:44:09,751 --> 00:44:12,709
  3262. She swallowed her earrings?!
  3263. Bee? Rebecca!
  3264.  
  3265. 756
  3266. 00:44:13,292 --> 00:44:15,042
  3267. Your mother just swallowed herpeafl...
  3268.  
  3269. 757
  3270. 00:44:15,959 --> 00:44:16,959
  3271. Dad!
  3272.  
  3273. 758
  3274. 00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:20,792
  3275. Oh, g'day, Mr Marsh.
  3276. How are they hanging?
  3277.  
  3278. 759
  3279. 00:44:23,501 --> 00:44:26,167
  3280. What do you want us to do?
  3281.  
  3282. 760
  3283. 00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:29,001
  3284. Get off the... the carpet!
  3285.  
  3286. 761
  3287. 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:30,917
  3288. Um... shouldn't we take her
  3289. to the hospital?
  3290.  
  3291. 762
  3292. 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:33,709
  3293. Take her to the bathroom
  3294. and get her a box of laxatives!
  3295.  
  3296. 763
  3297. 00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:36,792
  3298. And, Rooster, you get the hell
  3299. out of my house!
  3300.  
  3301. 764
  3302. 00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:41,334
  3303. It's alright, Mrs M.
  3304. I mean, you can poo 'em out.
  3305.  
  3306. 765
  3307. 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,542
  3308. Laxative...
  3309.  
  3310. 766
  3311. 00:44:43,626 --> 00:44:45,917
  3312. Do you sometimes wonder
  3313. if Jesus has passed you by?
  3314.  
  3315. 767
  3316. 00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:56,376
  3317. Here.
  3318.  
  3319. 768
  3320. 00:44:56,834 --> 00:44:59,626
  3321. I brought you something.
  3322. It's a space food stick.
  3323.  
  3324. 769
  3325. 00:44:59,709 --> 00:45:02,584
  3326. You know, made by NASA
  3327. for the astronauts.
  3328.  
  3329. 770
  3330. 00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,292
  3331. Please?
  3332.  
  3333. 771
  3334. 00:45:07,376 --> 00:45:09,876
  3335. Just one bite? For me?
  3336.  
  3337. 772
  3338. 00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,084
  3339. Keira! Ugh!
  3340.  
  3341. 773
  3342. 00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:21,792
  3343. What now?!
  3344.  
  3345. 774
  3346. 00:45:21,876 --> 00:45:23,876
  3347. I promise they're not bluebottle stings!
  3348.  
  3349. 775
  3350. 00:45:23,959 --> 00:45:25,584
  3351. Right, toilets!
  3352.  
  3353. 776
  3354. 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:28,292
  3355. - No! No!
  3356. - Urine counteracts!
  3357.  
  3358. 777
  3359. 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:30,084
  3360. She's gonna get pissed on again.
  3361.  
  3362. 778
  3363. 00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:32,751
  3364. Please don't pee on me!
  3365.  
  3366. 779
  3367. 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,584
  3368. Bugger off! Filthy lezzers!
  3369.  
  3370. 780
  3371. 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:38,542
  3372. Toilets!
  3373.  
  3374. 781
  3375. 00:45:41,417 --> 00:45:43,709
  3376. We're like the Robinson family.
  3377.  
  3378. 782
  3379. 00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:45,751
  3380. We're lost in space.
  3381.  
  3382. 783
  3383. 00:45:46,834 --> 00:45:50,334
  3384. Our flubbery friend seems
  3385. to have taken quite a liking
  3386.  
  3387. 784
  3388. 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,042
  3389. to our beautiful beach.
  3390.  
  3391. 785
  3392. 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,417
  3393. Give him points.
  3394.  
  3395. 786
  3396. 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:56,501
  3397. He's not going out without a fight.
  3398.  
  3399. 787
  3400. 00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:08,185
  3401. - I'm gonna go inside with her.
  3402. - Yeah, I thought so.
  3403.  
  3404. 788
  3405. 00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:10,417
  3406. Stop fighting! Everybody gets a go!
  3407.  
  3408. 789
  3409. 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:13,209
  3410. We're going to my room. Don't
  3411. you dare tell the grown-ups!
  3412.  
  3413. 790
  3414. 00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:16,292
  3415. What bloody grown-ups?!
  3416. They're aren't any!
  3417.  
  3418. 791
  3419. 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:18,542
  3420. Now we can kill each other!
  3421.  
  3422. 792
  3423. 00:46:18,626 --> 00:46:20,709
  3424. - Slut!
  3425. - Takes one to know one!
  3426.  
  3427. 793
  3428. 00:46:31,042 --> 00:46:33,417
  3429. - Gerome.
  3430. - What?
  3431.  
  3432. 794
  3433. 00:46:33,501 --> 00:46:35,167
  3434. Four thunders, seven ball-shooters,
  3435.  
  3436. 795
  3437. 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,084
  3438. four Roman candles, sulfur
  3439.  
  3440. 796
  3441. 00:46:37,167 --> 00:46:39,626
  3442. and five cups of pool chlorine.
  3443.  
  3444. 797
  3445. 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,751
  3446. Chuck them in the fire all at once.
  3447.  
  3448. 798
  3449. 00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:44,209
  3450. Jeff. Please.
  3451.  
  3452. 799
  3453. 00:46:44,292 --> 00:46:46,751
  3454. Someone's gonna get burnt.
  3455.  
  3456. 800
  3457. 00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:50,209
  3458. - Well... we'd better not.
  3459. - Wuss!
  3460.  
  3461. 801
  3462. 00:46:52,834 --> 00:46:55,834
  3463. I see fireworks. I see fireworks!
  3464.  
  3465. 802
  3466. 00:46:55,917 --> 00:46:57,959
  3467. Scissors, paper, rock.
  3468.  
  3469. 803
  3470. 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,126
  3471. Next.
  3472.  
  3473. 804
  3474. 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:09,042
  3475. Don't! You're supposed to be
  3476. letting them off one at a time!
  3477.  
  3478. 805
  3479. 00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:10,751
  3480. Batter up!
  3481.  
  3482. 806
  3483. 00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:12,584
  3484. - Bombs away!
  3485. - You're scaring the kids!
  3486.  
  3487. 807
  3488. 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,376
  3489. Don't!
  3490.  
  3491. 808
  3492. 00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:17,584
  3493. Stop! Please stop!
  3494.  
  3495. 809
  3496. 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,167
  3497. Arggh!
  3498.  
  3499. 810
  3500. 00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:32,626
  3501. Before we say goodbye to Sandy,
  3502.  
  3503. 811
  3504. 00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:35,167
  3505. let's talk about pets.
  3506.  
  3507. 812
  3508. 00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:36,917
  3509. So, how's your practicing been going?
  3510.  
  3511. 813
  3512. 00:47:38,876 --> 00:47:42,292
  3513. Kaye Hall believed pets opened
  3514. the door to responsibility -
  3515.  
  3516. 814
  3517. 00:47:42,376 --> 00:47:44,584
  3518. something kids could watch grow...
  3519.  
  3520. 815
  3521. 00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:47,417
  3522. ...and eventually say farewell to.
  3523.  
  3524. 816
  3525. 00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:50,042
  3526. For Kaye, burying a beloved pet
  3527. was a way
  3528.  
  3529. 817
  3530. 00:47:50,126 --> 00:47:53,667
  3531. to prepare a young mind for
  3532. life's inevitable tragedies.
  3533.  
  3534. 818
  3535. 00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:55,376
  3536. The problem was Doody wouldn't die.
  3537.  
  3538. 819
  3539. 00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:57,667
  3540. Doody, din-din.
  3541.  
  3542. 820
  3543. 00:47:57,751 --> 00:47:59,959
  3544. 20 years old and still going strong.
  3545.  
  3546. 821
  3547. 00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,792
  3548. Kaye's kids had not experienced
  3549. the death of a pet,
  3550.  
  3551. 822
  3552. 00:48:02,876 --> 00:48:04,542
  3553. no matter how hard she tried.
  3554.  
  3555. 823
  3556. 00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,751
  3557. You had to hand it to
  3558. Rick Jones for one-upmanship.
  3559.  
  3560. 824
  3561. 00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:13,584
  3562. Nobody could top the turtle.
  3563.  
  3564. 825
  3565. 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:15,292
  3566. All the way from the Galépagos.
  3567.  
  3568. 826
  3569. 00:48:15,376 --> 00:48:17,876
  3570. Exotic Galépagos.
  3571.  
  3572. 827
  3573. 00:48:17,959 --> 00:48:21,167
  3574. - I'm gonna name him HELP!
  3575. - I'm gonna name him FIRE!
  3576.  
  3577. 828
  3578. 00:48:21,251 --> 00:48:22,876
  3579. I'm gonna call you Tommy.
  3580.  
  3581. 829
  3582. 00:48:22,959 --> 00:48:25,334
  3583. Tommy just wanted to go home,
  3584.  
  3585. 830
  3586. 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:27,167
  3587. and nothing was gonna stop him.
  3588.  
  3589. 831
  3590. 00:48:27,251 --> 00:48:28,959
  3591. Quick, Tommy. Run home.
  3592.  
  3593. 832
  3594. 00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:31,251
  3595. Swim back to Galépagos
  3596. as fast as you can.
  3597.  
  3598. 833
  3599. 00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:34,209
  3600. - Fat chance.
  3601. - Not going anywhere, loser.
  3602.  
  3603. 834
  3604. 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,626
  3605. Please don't hurt him.
  3606.  
  3607. 835
  3608. 00:48:36,709 --> 00:48:38,584
  3609. Stop! Stop! Please stop! Please!
  3610.  
  3611. 836
  3612. 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,459
  3613. If it makes you feel any better,
  3614.  
  3615. 837
  3616. 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,167
  3617. the boys became dentists.
  3618.  
  3619. 838
  3620. 00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:45,751
  3621. Cal is still in jail
  3622. and Liam is now called Lenore.
  3623.  
  3624. 839
  3625. 00:48:45,834 --> 00:48:47,459
  3626. Suffer, little turtle!
  3627.  
  3628. 840
  3629. 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:49,167
  3630. Turtles can live to 100...
  3631.  
  3632. 841
  3633. 00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:53,792
  3634. ...and poor Tommy was only
  3635. eight years old.
  3636.  
  3637. 842
  3638. 00:48:58,167 --> 00:48:59,459
  3639. The Hall twins didn't go out
  3640.  
  3641. 843
  3642. 00:48:59,542 --> 00:49:01,876
  3643. and buy pets like the rest of us.
  3644.  
  3645. 844
  3646. 00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:03,626
  3647. Pets magically found them.
  3648.  
  3649. 845
  3650. 00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:08,667
  3651. - Meet Trouser Snake!
  3652. - Has that boy got a big snake?
  3653.  
  3654. 846
  3655. 00:49:08,751 --> 00:49:11,584
  3656. - Ask me when he's 17.
  3657. - Shut up!
  3658.  
  3659. 847
  3660. 00:49:19,876 --> 00:49:22,143
  3661. - Oh! Can I have one of those?
  3662. - But you don't drink, love.
  3663.  
  3664. 848
  3665. 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,792
  3666. It's about time I started!
  3667.  
  3668. 849
  3669. 00:49:25,584 --> 00:49:28,042
  3670. Those boys!
  3671.  
  3672. 850
  3673. 00:49:28,126 --> 00:49:30,667
  3674. They just don't have a stop button!
  3675.  
  3676. 851
  3677. 00:49:30,751 --> 00:49:32,834
  3678. Those boys are gonna be the death of me.
  3679.  
  3680. 852
  3681. 00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:34,251
  3682. And here's the problem.
  3683.  
  3684. 853
  3685. 00:49:34,334 --> 00:49:37,334
  3686. Like Keith said, his boys
  3687. didn't have a stop button.
  3688.  
  3689. 854
  3690. 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:40,709
  3691. If it crawled, slithered,
  3692. spat, bit or strangled,
  3693.  
  3694. 855
  3695. 00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,626
  3696. it ended up in
  3697. the Hall backyard of death.
  3698.  
  3699. 856
  3700. 00:49:44,917 --> 00:49:46,876
  3701. Which brings us back to Sandy.
  3702.  
  3703. 857
  3704. 00:49:46,959 --> 00:49:48,584
  3705. Please, please let it be a pony!
  3706.  
  3707. 858
  3708. 00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:50,667
  3709. They say labs are
  3710. the perfect dogs for kids...
  3711.  
  3712. 859
  3713. 00:49:50,751 --> 00:49:54,667
  3714. It's a Kleenex Labrador puppy.
  3715.  
  3716. 860
  3717. 00:49:54,751 --> 00:49:56,667
  3718. Oh!
  3719.  
  3720. 861
  3721. 00:49:56,751 --> 00:49:59,501
  3722. Great. New carpet!
  3723.  
  3724. 862
  3725. 00:49:59,584 --> 00:50:01,834
  3726. Now we'll have to get plastic.
  3727.  
  3728. 863
  3729. 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:03,876
  3730. Aw! So gentle!
  3731.  
  3732. 864
  3733. 00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:07,459
  3734. Oh, baby Sandy was gentle, alright.
  3735.  
  3736. 865
  3737. 00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:10,667
  3738. Gently eating her way through
  3739. every barbecue in Australia.
  3740.  
  3741. 866
  3742. 00:50:10,751 --> 00:50:13,292
  3743. Bloody umbrellas! Sandy!
  3744.  
  3745. 867
  3746. 00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:18,626
  3747. Ooh! Get off! Off!
  3748. Get off the table! Disgusting!
  3749.  
  3750. 868
  3751. 00:50:19,459 --> 00:50:22,709
  3752. The problem was Sandy had
  3753. no stop button either,
  3754.  
  3755. 869
  3756. 00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:25,084
  3757. and whenever she was left
  3758. alone, she'd help herself
  3759.  
  3760. 870
  3761. 00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:28,167
  3762. to all the other pet food
  3763. up for grabs in Wyong Place.
  3764.  
  3765. 871
  3766. 00:50:28,251 --> 00:50:30,042
  3767. Keith Hall put it perfectly -
  3768.  
  3769. 872
  3770. 00:50:30,126 --> 00:50:32,917
  3771. one day, that dog was gonna explode.
  3772.  
  3773. 873
  3774. 00:50:33,001 --> 00:50:34,834
  3775. <i>~ ~</i>
  3776.  
  3777. 874
  3778. 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,542
  3779. I, um...
  3780.  
  3781. 875
  3782. 00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,542
  3783. ...l want to thank Sandy...
  3784.  
  3785. 876
  3786. 00:50:49,626 --> 00:50:51,876
  3787. ...for bringing us together and...
  3788.  
  3789. 877
  3790. 00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:54,542
  3791. ...putting all our differences
  3792. behind us.
  3793.  
  3794. 878
  3795. 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:57,959
  3796. We're really sorry, Uncle Bob.
  3797.  
  3798. 879
  3799. 00:50:58,042 --> 00:50:59,251
  3800. Yeah.
  3801.  
  3802. 880
  3803. 00:51:00,751 --> 00:51:02,001
  3804. But sadly,
  3805.  
  3806. 881
  3807. 00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:05,209
  3808. this is where we say goodbye
  3809.  
  3810. 882
  3811. 00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:07,042
  3812. to our loyal friend.
  3813.  
  3814. 883
  3815. 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,001
  3816. Come on, old girl.
  3817.  
  3818. 884
  3819. 00:51:13,459 --> 00:51:15,334
  3820. - Rick?
  3821. - Look out!
  3822.  
  3823. 885
  3824. 00:51:15,417 --> 00:51:18,001
  3825. Oh, God, jeez! Thanks, Rick.
  3826.  
  3827. 886
  3828. 00:51:18,084 --> 00:51:19,709
  3829. Thanks, Keith.
  3830.  
  3831. 887
  3832. 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:21,417
  3833. UP! Come on!
  3834.  
  3835. 888
  3836. 00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:24,709
  3837. And go, go, go, go, 90,90,go, go, go.
  3838.  
  3839. 889
  3840. 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,251
  3841. Mum. Your earrings smell like shit.
  3842.  
  3843. 890
  3844. 00:51:34,209 --> 00:51:36,209
  3845. Oh, sausages in the grave.
  3846.  
  3847. 891
  3848. 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:38,751
  3849. - Good name for an album, huh?
  3850. - Shut up, Keith!
  3851.  
  3852. 892
  3853. 00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:46,167
  3854. Should have been you.
  3855.  
  3856. 893
  3857. 00:51:46,251 --> 00:51:47,959
  3858. Your mother and I have had a talk.
  3859.  
  3860. 894
  3861. 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:50,626
  3862. We're selling your grandma's
  3863. jewelry and her teeth.
  3864.  
  3865. 895
  3866. 00:51:50,709 --> 00:51:52,509
  3867. You're all going to
  3868. Catholic boarding schools.
  3869.  
  3870. 896
  3871. 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,292
  3872. This is bullcrap!
  3873.  
  3874. 897
  3875. 00:51:54,376 --> 00:51:56,917
  3876. No. No. I don't want to hear it.
  3877.  
  3878. 898
  3879. 00:51:57,001 --> 00:51:59,209
  3880. The priests will have
  3881. their way with you!
  3882.  
  3883. 899
  3884. 00:52:06,626 --> 00:52:09,542
  3885. Pick those toys up.
  3886.  
  3887. 900
  3888. 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,084
  3889. No! No!
  3890.  
  3891. 901
  3892. 00:52:19,167 --> 00:52:20,459
  3893. Fine.
  3894.  
  3895. 902
  3896. 00:52:22,126 --> 00:52:23,751
  3897. Please, Mummy!
  3898.  
  3899. 903
  3900. 00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:27,917
  3901. Please don't.
  3902.  
  3903. 904
  3904. 00:52:29,584 --> 00:52:31,417
  3905. No. Please not Humphrey!
  3906.  
  3907. 905
  3908. 00:52:31,501 --> 00:52:33,167
  3909. No!
  3910.  
  3911. 906
  3912. 00:52:41,751 --> 00:52:45,126
  3913. This is it. I think she's
  3914. finally on her way home.
  3915.  
  3916. 907
  3917. 00:52:45,209 --> 00:52:46,834
  3918. And one!
  3919.  
  3920. 908
  3921. 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:48,542
  3922. Two!
  3923.  
  3924. 909
  3925. 00:52:48,626 --> 00:52:50,251
  3926. Three!
  3927.  
  3928. 910
  3929. 00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:54,876
  3930. Jesus bloody Christ! The beach is empty.
  3931.  
  3932. 911
  3933. 00:52:54,959 --> 00:52:58,709
  3934. The streets. Colonel Sanders
  3935. couldn't get arrested.
  3936.  
  3937. 912
  3938. 00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:01,376
  3939. If we don't get rid of
  3940. blubber-guts here, mate,
  3941.  
  3942. 913
  3943. 00:53:01,459 --> 00:53:04,876
  3944. I can tell you,
  3945. we're all in the deep-fry!
  3946.  
  3947. 914
  3948. 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:10,626
  3949. She's stuck here. Like us.
  3950.  
  3951. 915
  3952. 00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:15,334
  3953. - We have to get out of here.
  3954. - How?
  3955.  
  3956. 916
  3957. 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:17,126
  3958. Would you like a ride, little girl?
  3959.  
  3960. 917
  3961. 00:53:24,959 --> 00:53:26,251
  3962. Strangers.
  3963.  
  3964. 918
  3965. 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:29,167
  3966. They may smile...
  3967.  
  3968. 919
  3969. 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:30,334
  3970. Ooh!
  3971.  
  3972. 920
  3973. 00:53:31,084 --> 00:53:33,542
  3974. ...they may look ordinary,
  3975.  
  3976. 921
  3977. 00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,709
  3978. but you cannot trust them.
  3979.  
  3980. 922
  3981. 00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:37,584
  3982. I'm not going. I don't trust them.
  3983.  
  3984. 923
  3985. 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:39,834
  3986. You and your Shitty Safari.
  3987.  
  3988. 924
  3989. 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:41,709
  3990. Can't you see what's happening here?
  3991.  
  3992. 925
  3993. 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:44,417
  3994. Your daughter was up there
  3995. with that boy, giving him a...
  3996.  
  3997. 926
  3998. 00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:47,292
  3999. Blow job, Bob!
  4000.  
  4001. 927
  4002. 00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:49,542
  4003. Like the ones I used to
  4004. give you last century.
  4005.  
  4006. 928
  4007. 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:52,001
  4008. Alright, enough. I've had it up to here.
  4009.  
  4010. 929
  4011. 00:53:52,084 --> 00:53:53,959
  4012. Just say something
  4013. for once in your life.
  4014.  
  4015. 930
  4016. 00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:55,667
  4017. I'm not going.
  4018.  
  4019. 931
  4020. 00:53:56,709 --> 00:53:58,042
  4021. Will you get that bloody
  4022.  
  4023. 932
  4024. 00:53:58,126 --> 00:53:59,917
  4025. formaldehyde-soaked arse out of bed?
  4026.  
  4027. 933
  4028. 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:01,626
  4029. You're bloody well going,
  4030.  
  4031. 934
  4032. 00:54:01,709 --> 00:54:04,876
  4033. and bloody well gonna have
  4034. a good time if it kills me!
  4035.  
  4036. 935
  4037. 00:54:04,959 --> 00:54:08,209
  4038. And the god of thunder,
  4039. he says, "I'm Thor!"
  4040.  
  4041. 936
  4042. 00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:09,917
  4043. And she says, "YOU'RE thore?!
  4044.  
  4045. 937
  4046. 00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:11,917
  4047. "L'm tho thore, I can hardly pith!"
  4048.  
  4049. 938
  4050. 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,417
  4051. What have you got here, Rick?
  4052.  
  4053. 939
  4054. 00:54:15,501 --> 00:54:17,685
  4055. You've got some Roy Orbison.
  4056. You've got some Frank Sinatra.
  4057.  
  4058. 940
  4059. 00:54:17,709 --> 00:54:19,376
  4060. We've got loads of good stuff, mate.
  4061.  
  4062. 941
  4063. 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,751
  4064. We've got Donna Summer, Telly Savalas,
  4065.  
  4066. 942
  4067. 00:54:21,834 --> 00:54:23,459
  4068. Swingin' Safari...
  4069.  
  4070. 943
  4071. 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:31,709
  4072. It's called the Betamax.
  4073.  
  4074. 944
  4075. 00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:34,542
  4076. The home video revolution.
  4077.  
  4078. 945
  4079. 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:36,376
  4080. You can record TV.
  4081.  
  4082. 946
  4083. 00:54:36,459 --> 00:54:38,459
  4084. - Wow.
  4085. - Wow.
  4086.  
  4087. 947
  4088. 00:54:49,167 --> 00:54:50,792
  4089. I'm going over to Rooster's.
  4090.  
  4091. 948
  4092. 00:54:50,876 --> 00:54:53,084
  4093. But don't you dare tell Mum.
  4094.  
  4095. 949
  4096. 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:57,167
  4097. Liam, I'm going first!
  4098.  
  4099. 950
  4100. 00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:58,917
  4101. I don't wanna be sloppy seconds!
  4102.  
  4103. 951
  4104. 00:54:59,001 --> 00:55:00,167
  4105. You always go first!
  4106.  
  4107. 952
  4108. 00:55:00,292 --> 00:55:02,917
  4109. Hey, Gerome. For old times' sake?
  4110.  
  4111. 953
  4112. 00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:07,917
  4113. Mate, come on.
  4114.  
  4115. 954
  4116. 00:55:08,001 --> 00:55:09,834
  4117. One last stunt? Just you and me?
  4118.  
  4119. 955
  4120. 00:55:23,292 --> 00:55:26,376
  4121. Congrats, team. You've all been
  4122. made honorary Death Cheaters.
  4123.  
  4124. 956
  4125. 00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:29,042
  4126. Yes! Shazam!
  4127.  
  4128. 957
  4129. 00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:33,376
  4130. So, I went ballistic and said,
  4131. "Mr. Wong, Mr. Wong..."
  4132.  
  4133. 958
  4134. 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,584
  4135. "I forgot all my traveler's cheques!"
  4136.  
  4137. 959
  4138. 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,917
  4139. Yeah, we've seen the ad, Keith.
  4140.  
  4141. 960
  4142. 00:55:40,001 --> 00:55:42,376
  4143. Yeah, I'm just saying, it's a good one.
  4144.  
  4145. 961
  4146. 00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:44,292
  4147. Pass the Coon, please.
  4148.  
  4149. 962
  4150. 00:55:48,251 --> 00:55:49,542
  4151. Ah, here's one.
  4152.  
  4153. 963
  4154. 00:55:49,959 --> 00:55:52,876
  4155. Germaine Greer walks into a bar
  4156. and the barman says...
  4157.  
  4158. 964
  4159. 00:55:52,959 --> 00:55:54,084
  4160. I'm gonna what?!
  4161.  
  4162. 965
  4163. 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:55,834
  4164. Breathe underwater, like Aquaboy.
  4165.  
  4166. 966
  4167. 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,876
  4168. Liz, get the funnel-webs
  4169. out of the pool.
  4170.  
  4171. 967
  4172. 00:55:57,959 --> 00:56:00,917
  4173. I've rewired the vacuum cleaner
  4174. so that it blows in reverse.
  4175.  
  4176. 968
  4177. 00:56:01,001 --> 00:56:02,417
  4178. See?
  4179.  
  4180. 969
  4181. 00:56:06,459 --> 00:56:08,084
  4182. We drop the rocks into the pool.
  4183.  
  4184. 970
  4185. 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:09,876
  4186. It drags Andrew to the bottom.
  4187.  
  4188. 971
  4189. 00:56:09,959 --> 00:56:12,751
  4190. As long as he keeps the hose
  4191. in his mouth, he can breathe.
  4192.  
  4193. 972
  4194. 00:56:12,834 --> 00:56:14,584
  4195. - Then what?
  4196. - Well, we film it.
  4197.  
  4198. 973
  4199. 00:56:14,667 --> 00:56:17,209
  4200. - This is bullcrap!
  4201. - I'm not doing it!
  4202.  
  4203. 974
  4204. 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,334
  4205. Untie me! Untie me, alright?!
  4206.  
  4207. 975
  4208. 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,167
  4209. But this is a Death Cheater first.
  4210.  
  4211. 976
  4212. 00:56:21,251 --> 00:56:22,876
  4213. Not without Gerome, it isn't!
  4214.  
  4215. 977
  4216. 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:25,876
  4217. - This sucks!
  4218. - It mega sucks!
  4219.  
  4220. 978
  4221. 00:56:25,959 --> 00:56:27,417
  4222. I'm too old for this shit.
  4223.  
  4224. 979
  4225. 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:33,751
  4226. When did Jeff Marsh wake up
  4227. such a loser?
  4228.  
  4229. 980
  4230. 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:42,459
  4231. Did my homework and made a choice, mate.
  4232.  
  4233. 981
  4234. 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:44,751
  4235. That other system, that VHS nonsense -
  4236.  
  4237. 982
  4238. 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:46,709
  4239. never gonna take off.
  4240.  
  4241. 983
  4242. 00:56:46,792 --> 00:56:48,417
  4243. Flush.
  4244.  
  4245. 984
  4246. 00:56:48,501 --> 00:56:51,334
  4247. - What was that?
  4248. - Flush.
  4249.  
  4250. 985
  4251. 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:54,126
  4252. Oh. Menopause so soon?
  4253.  
  4254. 986
  4255. 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,917
  4256. Excuse me?
  4257.  
  4258. 987
  4259. 00:56:56,001 --> 00:56:59,042
  4260. I'm just talking about my niece.
  4261.  
  4262. 988
  4263. 00:56:59,126 --> 00:57:00,709
  4264. Minnie Pause.
  4265.  
  4266. 989
  4267. 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,626
  4268. Looks like she might be coming to stay
  4269.  
  4270. 990
  4271. 00:57:02,709 --> 00:57:04,334
  4272. a little earlier than expected.
  4273.  
  4274. 991
  4275. 00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:07,459
  4276. I said "flush".
  4277.  
  4278. 992
  4279. 00:57:09,084 --> 00:57:11,209
  4280. I could have said "floozy",
  4281. but I didn't.
  4282.  
  4283. 993
  4284. 00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,709
  4285. Are you calling my wife a floozy?
  4286.  
  4287. 994
  4288. 00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:15,626
  4289. I'm not calling her anything.
  4290. I'm just... stating a fact.
  4291.  
  4292. 995
  4293. 00:57:16,251 --> 00:57:17,417
  4294. You are a...
  4295.  
  4296. 996
  4297. 00:57:18,792 --> 00:57:20,126
  4298. ...a strumpet!
  4299.  
  4300. 997
  4301. 00:57:20,209 --> 00:57:22,292
  4302. You do not call my wife a strumpet!
  4303.  
  4304. 998
  4305. 00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:23,709
  4306. Sorry, I was gonna say "crumpet",
  4307.  
  4308. 999
  4309. 00:57:23,834 --> 00:57:25,001
  4310. but it came out "strumpet".
  4311.  
  4312. 1000
  4313. 00:57:25,084 --> 00:57:27,042
  4314. Big words, pussy-balls.
  4315.  
  4316. 1001
  4317. 00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,751
  4318. Says the town bike.
  4319.  
  4320. 1002
  4321. 00:57:28,834 --> 00:57:30,876
  4322. At least I don't need pills
  4323. to get mine up.
  4324.  
  4325. 1003
  4326. 00:57:30,959 --> 00:57:33,584
  4327. - Now, what are we playing?
  4328. - Poker.
  4329.  
  4330. 1004
  4331. 00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:34,751
  4332. Everybody else has.
  4333.  
  4334. 1005
  4335. 00:57:35,501 --> 00:57:37,376
  4336. HOW dare you?!
  4337.  
  4338. 1006
  4339. 00:57:37,459 --> 00:57:40,084
  4340. - You bloody zip it, Rick!
  4341. - You bloody zip it, mate!
  4342.  
  4343. 1007
  4344. 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:41,792
  4345. - Cock!
  4346. - Bush pig!
  4347.  
  4348. 1008
  4349. 00:57:41,876 --> 00:57:43,036
  4350. - Shut up, hussy!
  4351. - Alcoholic!
  4352.  
  4353. 1009
  4354. 00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:45,167
  4355. - Bottle blonde!
  4356. - Cock tease!
  4357.  
  4358. 1010
  4359. 00:57:45,292 --> 00:57:46,917
  4360. - Drug addict!
  4361. - Needle dick!
  4362.  
  4363. 1011
  4364. 00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:48,626
  4365. - Skank!
  4366. - Trog!
  4367.  
  4368. 1012
  4369. 00:57:48,709 --> 00:57:49,751
  4370. Slut!
  4371.  
  4372. 1013
  4373. 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,376
  4374. Hardly even touched the sides.
  4375.  
  4376. 1014
  4377. 00:57:51,459 --> 00:57:52,727
  4378. Well, that's not surprising, is it?
  4379.  
  4380. 1015
  4381. 00:57:52,751 --> 00:57:55,417
  4382. You'd root a bloody barber's
  4383. chair if it had enough hair!
  4384.  
  4385. 1016
  4386. 00:57:55,501 --> 00:57:58,501
  4387. How dare you?!
  4388.  
  4389. 1017
  4390. 00:57:58,584 --> 00:58:01,126
  4391. - Kids, out!
  4392. - We can trump that. We're out!
  4393.  
  4394. 1018
  4395. 00:58:03,834 --> 00:58:05,459
  4396. Suck on this!
  4397.  
  4398. 1019
  4399. 00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:10,292
  4400. <i>~</i> Oh! <i>~</i> Oh!
  4401.  
  4402. 1020
  4403. 00:58:14,334 --> 00:58:15,876
  4404. Yep. Couldn't agree more.
  4405.  
  4406. 1021
  4407. 00:58:16,501 --> 00:58:18,209
  4408. Oh. Shit.
  4409.  
  4410. 1022
  4411. 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:28,584
  4412. Oh, g'day, Mrs Marsh.
  4413.  
  4414. 1023
  4415. 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:31,251
  4416. I see you got your pearl earrings back.
  4417.  
  4418. 1024
  4419. 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:34,501
  4420. Rebecca!
  4421.  
  4422. 1025
  4423. 00:58:35,001 --> 00:58:36,084
  4424. Oh!
  4425.  
  4426. 1026
  4427. 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:37,917
  4428. Get out of here, you filthy mongrels!
  4429.  
  4430. 1027
  4431. 00:58:38,001 --> 00:58:39,834
  4432. Hey, Rooster! I bloody warned you!
  4433.  
  4434. 1028
  4435. 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,584
  4436. Dog! I know where your f...
  4437.  
  4438. 1029
  4439. 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:43,427
  4440. Your father's getting
  4441. a phone call right now!
  4442.  
  4443. 1030
  4444. 00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:45,126
  4445. He'll hear about this!
  4446.  
  4447. 1031
  4448. 00:58:45,209 --> 00:58:47,459
  4449. Gerome! I saw you too, mate!
  4450.  
  4451. 1032
  4452. 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:49,334
  4453. What the hell do you think
  4454. you're doing?!
  4455.  
  4456. 1033
  4457. 00:58:50,376 --> 00:58:51,751
  4458. Crying out loud!
  4459.  
  4460. 1034
  4461. 00:58:58,417 --> 00:58:59,626
  4462. Jeff?
  4463.  
  4464. 1035
  4465. 00:59:01,584 --> 00:59:02,876
  4466. Jeff?
  4467.  
  4468. 1036
  4469. 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,917
  4470. 240 volts by the bleedin' pool!
  4471.  
  4472. 1037
  4473. 00:59:40,001 --> 00:59:43,251
  4474. Well, may we say "God save the Queen"...
  4475.  
  4476. 1038
  4477. 00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:48,459
  4478. ...because nothing will save
  4479. the Governor-General!
  4480.  
  4481. 1039
  4482. 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:35,584
  4483. - Keep those legs together!
  4484. - Your husband likes curves!
  4485.  
  4486. 1040
  4487. 01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:38,792
  4488. Needle dick for years, Gale. And, you...
  4489.  
  4490. 1041
  4491. 01:01:38,876 --> 01:01:41,459
  4492. You couldn't fit any more balls
  4493. in your pants either!
  4494.  
  4495. 1042
  4496. 01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:44,542
  4497. Keira, what's that on your chest?
  4498.  
  4499. 1043
  4500. 01:01:44,626 --> 01:01:47,709
  4501. They're not bluebottle stings!
  4502. Really, they're not!
  4503.  
  4504. 1044
  4505. 01:01:47,792 --> 01:01:49,667
  4506. Oh, yes, they are!
  4507.  
  4508. 1045
  4509. 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,792
  4510. No, no!
  4511.  
  4512. 1046
  4513. 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,709
  4514. Stop her!
  4515.  
  4516. 1047
  4517. 01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:57,542
  4518. - Come to Aunty Gale.
  4519. - No! Get off me!
  4520.  
  4521. 1048
  4522. 01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,001
  4523. Don't you dare!
  4524.  
  4525. 1049
  4526. 01:01:59,084 --> 01:02:01,042
  4527. But, Kaye!
  4528.  
  4529. 1050
  4530. 01:02:01,126 --> 01:02:02,751
  4531. Urine counteracts.
  4532.  
  4533. 1051
  4534. 01:02:25,501 --> 01:02:27,209
  4535. Be silent. Be quiet.
  4536.  
  4537. 1052
  4538. 01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:29,709
  4539. Be silent! BE SILENT! BE SILENT!
  4540.  
  4541. 1053
  4542. 01:02:29,792 --> 01:02:31,417
  4543. She pissed on my daughter!
  4544.  
  4545. 1054
  4546. 01:02:31,501 --> 01:02:33,792
  4547. Oh, you piss on her twice a weekend!
  4548.  
  4549. 1055
  4550. 01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:36,834
  4551. Bullshit. Bullshit!
  4552.  
  4553. 1056
  4554. 01:02:36,917 --> 01:02:38,917
  4555. Mr. Hall, do you want
  4556. to press any charges?
  4557.  
  4558. 1057
  4559. 01:02:39,001 --> 01:02:40,626
  4560. No.
  4561.  
  4562. 1058
  4563. 01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:42,334
  4564. But who do I have to fuck around here
  4565.  
  4566. 1059
  4567. 01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,042
  4568. to get a bloody restraining order?!
  4569.  
  4570. 1060
  4571. 01:02:44,126 --> 01:02:45,751
  4572. I've got homework to do.
  4573.  
  4574. 1061
  4575. 01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:47,393
  4576. I can give you a hand with
  4577. your homework if you like.
  4578.  
  4579. 1062
  4580. 01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:50,167
  4581. Hey, hey, hey! Enough!
  4582.  
  4583. 1063
  4584. 01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:07,417
  4585. We're moving to Adelaide!
  4586.  
  4587. 1064
  4588. 01:03:07,501 --> 01:03:09,417
  4589. Huh! Don't be preposterous!
  4590.  
  4591. 1065
  4592. 01:03:09,501 --> 01:03:11,959
  4593. - Have you got a better idea?
  4594. - Yes, I do.
  4595.  
  4596. 1066
  4597. 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:14,084
  4598. Kahlua and milk.
  4599.  
  4600. 1067
  4601. 01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:21,917
  4602. Avon calling.
  4603.  
  4604. 1068
  4605. 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,126
  4606. - A' Bob! 'Qgh! QW!
  4607.  
  4608. 1069
  4609. 01:03:31,209 --> 01:03:32,626
  4610. Oh, Jesus!
  4611.  
  4612. 1070
  4613. 01:03:34,251 --> 01:03:35,876
  4614. I'm calling Rick.
  4615.  
  4616. 1071
  4617. 01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:38,167
  4618. Oh, no, you're not.
  4619.  
  4620. 1072
  4621. 01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:39,917
  4622. Watch me.
  4623.  
  4624. 1073
  4625. 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:43,126
  4626. Give me the phone. Give me the phone.
  4627.  
  4628. 1074
  4629. 01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:44,876
  4630. - No. No. No, no...
  4631. - Give me the phone.
  4632.  
  4633. 1075
  4634. 01:03:44,959 --> 01:03:47,039
  4635. - Bob, give me the phone.
  4636. - I'm c... l'm calling him!
  4637.  
  4638. 1076
  4639. 01:03:47,876 --> 01:03:50,876
  4640. Oh, you fool!
  4641.  
  4642. 1077
  4643. 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,792
  4644. You fool!
  4645.  
  4646. 1078
  4647. 01:03:59,626 --> 01:04:01,251
  4648. Swiss finishing school.
  4649.  
  4650. 1079
  4651. 01:04:01,334 --> 01:04:03,501
  4652. Advanced etiquette, foreign languages...
  4653.  
  4654. 1080
  4655. 01:04:05,084 --> 01:04:07,042
  4656. Lord knows she doesn't speak English.
  4657.  
  4658. 1081
  4659. 01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:09,584
  4660. - Rick Jones.
  4661. - We need a truce.
  4662.  
  4663. 1082
  4664. 01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:11,292
  4665. No. I do not need a goose.
  4666.  
  4667. 1083
  4668. 01:04:11,459 --> 01:04:13,001
  4669. - No, a truce.
  4670. - What?
  4671.  
  4672. 1084
  4673. 01:04:13,084 --> 01:04:14,542
  4674. A truce! Not a goose. A truce.
  4675.  
  4676. 1085
  4677. 01:04:14,876 --> 01:04:16,185
  4678. Who is this? I can't understand you.
  4679.  
  4680. 1086
  4681. 01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:17,209
  4682. Rick...!
  4683.  
  4684. 1087
  4685. 01:04:19,876 --> 01:04:23,501
  4686. The phone is full of
  4687. your bloody make-up!
  4688.  
  4689. 1088
  4690. 01:04:25,084 --> 01:04:26,751
  4691. Darling, it's for you.
  4692.  
  4693. 1089
  4694. 01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:29,417
  4695. Hey, Melly!
  4696.  
  4697. 1090
  4698. 01:04:29,501 --> 01:04:32,292
  4699. You're looking a bit crook.
  4700. I brought you a Polly Waffle.
  4701.  
  4702. 1091
  4703. 01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,376
  4704. Where are you going?
  4705.  
  4706. 1092
  4707. 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:38,584
  4708. I'm going to the ends of the earth.
  4709.  
  4710. 1093
  4711. 01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:41,709
  4712. I'm running away to a place
  4713. where no-one will ever find me.
  4714.  
  4715. 1094
  4716. 01:04:43,876 --> 01:04:45,084
  4717. Melbourne.
  4718.  
  4719. 1095
  4720. 01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:49,459
  4721. I'll start eating again
  4722. if you come with me.
  4723.  
  4724. 1096
  4725. 01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:53,417
  4726. I've got enough money to get us there.
  4727.  
  4728. 1097
  4729. 01:04:53,501 --> 01:04:56,001
  4730. We can change our names,
  4731. we can become new people,
  4732.  
  4733. 1098
  4734. 01:04:56,084 --> 01:04:58,126
  4735. and we'll never have to see
  4736. our parents again.
  4737.  
  4738. 1099
  4739. 01:04:59,917 --> 01:05:01,542
  4740. Will you come with me?
  4741.  
  4742. 1100
  4743. 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:04,834
  4744. Yes.
  4745.  
  4746. 1101
  4747. 01:05:05,626 --> 01:05:07,417
  4748. You mean it?
  4749.  
  4750. 1102
  4751. 01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:08,584
  4752. Yeah, I mean it.
  4753.  
  4754. 1103
  4755. 01:05:11,709 --> 01:05:13,334
  4756. We have just one last chore to do
  4757.  
  4758. 1104
  4759. 01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,292
  4760. before we get out of this hellhole.
  4761.  
  4762. 1105
  4763. 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:25,626
  4764. How did it come to this?
  4765.  
  4766. 1106
  4767. 01:05:25,709 --> 01:05:29,084
  4768. Well, mate, it started
  4769. with a pile of keys and a vase.
  4770.  
  4771. 1107
  4772. 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:33,042
  4773. Maybe if you had just taken one
  4774. for the team and boned Kaye...
  4775.  
  4776. 1108
  4777. 01:05:33,126 --> 01:05:34,917
  4778. - Oh, right!
  4779. - ..everything would be OK.
  4780.  
  4781. 1109
  4782. 01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:36,292
  4783. Alright, already!
  4784.  
  4785. 1110
  4786. 01:05:37,209 --> 01:05:39,334
  4787. But we've got to fix it.
  4788.  
  4789. 1111
  4790. 01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:42,834
  4791. Our bloody women
  4792. whipped this whole mess up,
  4793.  
  4794. 1112
  4795. 01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:45,126
  4796. so it's up to us to sort it out.
  4797.  
  4798. 1113
  4799. 01:05:47,417 --> 01:05:49,167
  4800. Like men.
  4801.  
  4802. 1114
  4803. 01:06:06,584 --> 01:06:09,751
  4804. Go home, Tommy. You hear me?
  4805. As fast as you can.
  4806.  
  4807. 1115
  4808. 01:06:11,751 --> 01:06:13,792
  4809. There you go. You're free.
  4810.  
  4811. 1116
  4812. 01:06:21,834 --> 01:06:23,459
  4813. Tommy's going to paradise.
  4814.  
  4815. 1117
  4816. 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:25,876
  4817. And so are we.
  4818.  
  4819. 1118
  4820. 01:06:33,209 --> 01:06:34,959
  4821. So, if we make the first bus to Central,
  4822.  
  4823. 1119
  4824. 01:06:35,042 --> 01:06:37,084
  4825. we can make the 10 o'clock
  4826. train to Canberra.
  4827.  
  4828. 1120
  4829. 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,584
  4830. - Have you got any dosh?
  4831. - 57 bucks Grandpa gave me
  4832.  
  4833. 1121
  4834. 01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:41,792
  4835. just before he ate
  4836. all the potpourri and died.
  4837.  
  4838. 1122
  4839. 01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:43,834
  4840. But I know where Mum stashes
  4841. her tennis kitty.
  4842.  
  4843. 1123
  4844. 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,251
  4845. That's alright. We'll get jobs.
  4846.  
  4847. 1124
  4848. 01:06:46,334 --> 01:06:48,917
  4849. I'm ready. I packed. Last Easter.
  4850.  
  4851. 1125
  4852. 01:06:50,376 --> 01:06:52,209
  4853. You're not gonna let me down,
  4854. are you, Jeff?
  4855.  
  4856. 1126
  4857. 01:06:53,584 --> 01:06:55,876
  4858. No. Never.
  4859.  
  4860. 1127
  4861. 01:07:05,876 --> 01:07:08,584
  4862. Jeffrey!
  4863.  
  4864. 1128
  4865. 01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:11,167
  4866. Oh, Christ! Not another one!
  4867.  
  4868. 1129
  4869. 01:07:12,209 --> 01:07:14,001
  4870. Get over here, you trollop!
  4871.  
  4872. 1130
  4873. 01:07:14,084 --> 01:07:15,751
  4874. Bedroom! Now!
  4875.  
  4876. 1131
  4877. 01:07:15,834 --> 01:07:19,459
  4878. - Bedroom? What...?
  4879. - Separately. Come here!
  4880.  
  4881. 1132
  4882. 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:22,376
  4883. Enough! You crossed the line this time.
  4884.  
  4885. 1133
  4886. 01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:25,001
  4887. Let's kill him.
  4888.  
  4889. 1134
  4890. 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,209
  4891. He kissed a girl!
  4892.  
  4893. 1135
  4894. 01:07:32,209 --> 01:07:33,292
  4895. Thank God!
  4896.  
  4897. 1136
  4898. 01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:36,417
  4899. There I was thinking he was a bit... gay.
  4900.  
  4901. 1137
  4902. 01:07:36,501 --> 01:07:38,834
  4903. She's 14 years old!
  4904.  
  4905. 1138
  4906. 01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:41,834
  4907. Does she even know which end
  4908. to put a tampon in?
  4909.  
  4910. 1139
  4911. 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:43,792
  4912. Well, she kissed a boy.
  4913.  
  4914. 1140
  4915. 01:07:43,876 --> 01:07:46,042
  4916. There I was thinking she was a lezzo.
  4917.  
  4918. 1141
  4919. 01:07:46,126 --> 01:07:48,143
  4920. This is what happens when you
  4921. let them watch Sonny & Cher!
  4922.  
  4923. 1142
  4924. 01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,542
  4925. Oh, darling!
  4926.  
  4927. 1143
  4928. 01:07:49,626 --> 01:07:51,066
  4929. Out in the street like a prostitute!
  4930.  
  4931. 1144
  4932. 01:07:51,126 --> 01:07:52,251
  4933. Everybody looking!
  4934.  
  4935. 1145
  4936. 01:07:52,334 --> 01:07:53,709
  4937. Richard, it's just sex.
  4938.  
  4939. 1146
  4940. 01:07:53,792 --> 01:07:55,584
  4941. Finally, a reason for birth control!
  4942.  
  4943. 1147
  4944. 01:08:00,667 --> 01:08:02,251
  4945. They've taken my money and my bankbook
  4946.  
  4947. 1148
  4948. 01:08:02,334 --> 01:08:04,042
  4949. and they're talking about moving.
  4950.  
  4951. 1149
  4952. 01:08:04,126 --> 01:08:05,751
  4953. You? Over.
  4954.  
  4955. 1150
  4956. 01:08:05,834 --> 01:08:06,959
  4957. Dad's locked me in my room
  4958.  
  4959. 1151
  4960. 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:10,792
  4961. and given Liam permission
  4962. to kill me if I try to escape.
  4963.  
  4964. 1152
  4965. 01:08:10,876 --> 01:08:12,792
  4966. I'm sorry, Jeff. Over.
  4967.  
  4968. 1153
  4969. 01:08:13,042 --> 01:08:14,584
  4970. Me too.
  4971.  
  4972. 1154
  4973. 01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,292
  4974. Over.
  4975.  
  4976. 1155
  4977. 01:08:16,376 --> 01:08:19,167
  4978. Is it over? Over.
  4979.  
  4980. 1156
  4981. 01:08:21,542 --> 01:08:24,292
  4982. It's over. Over.
  4983.  
  4984. 1157
  4985. 01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:27,501
  4986. - Over and out.
  4987. - Over and out.
  4988.  
  4989. 1158
  4990. 01:08:37,459 --> 01:08:39,251
  4991. So? My parents were tough.
  4992.  
  4993. 1159
  4994. 01:08:39,334 --> 01:08:41,792
  4995. I was chained to a drainpipe
  4996. for stealing a bike,
  4997.  
  4998. 1160
  4999. 01:08:41,876 --> 01:08:43,584
  5000. and look how I turned out.
  5001.  
  5002. 1161
  5003. 01:08:43,667 --> 01:08:46,376
  5004. President of the Lions Club
  5005. three years running!
  5006.  
  5007. 1162
  5008. 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:48,393
  5009. Oh, for God's sake, will you
  5010. get your feet off the carpet?!
  5011.  
  5012. 1163
  5013. 01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:50,084
  5014. Oh, cripes!
  5015.  
  5016. 1164
  5017. 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:53,417
  5018. Oh, for cryin' out loud!
  5019.  
  5020. 1165
  5021. 01:08:55,982 --> 01:08:59,149
  5022. - What?!
  5023. - Hi. We're a p...
  5024.  
  5025. 1166
  5026. 01:08:59,584 --> 01:09:00,792
  5027. Mr Marsh?
  5028.  
  5029. 1167
  5030. 01:09:01,292 --> 01:09:02,584
  5031. Nigel.
  5032.  
  5033. 1168
  5034. 01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:05,376
  5035. Give Kids a Chance? We're a charity.
  5036.  
  5037. 1169
  5038. 01:09:10,459 --> 01:09:12,917
  5039. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
  5040.  
  5041. 1170
  5042. 01:09:13,001 --> 01:09:15,417
  5043. Arggh! Oh!
  5044.  
  5045. 1171
  5046. 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:31,542
  5047. Arggh!
  5048.  
  5049. 1172
  5050. 01:09:35,084 --> 01:09:36,751
  5051. No!
  5052.  
  5053. 1173
  5054. 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,459
  5055. Yeah, sure.
  5056.  
  5057. 1174
  5058. 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:09,334
  5059. - CE-'day, mate.
  5060. - Hey, mate.
  5061.  
  5062. 1175
  5063. 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:13,376
  5064. - How's that?
  5065. - Thanks, Mr. Marsh.
  5066.  
  5067. 1176
  5068. 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:15,167
  5069. Hey, it's good to see you again.
  5070.  
  5071. 1177
  5072. 01:10:15,251 --> 01:10:16,876
  5073. - Yeah.
  5074. - Bye.
  5075.  
  5076. 1178
  5077. 01:10:16,959 --> 01:10:19,751
  5078. Oh, and thanks for giving kids
  5079. a second chance.
  5080.  
  5081. 1179
  5082. 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,626
  5083. Oh! Yeah. Sounds about right.
  5084.  
  5085. 1180
  5086. 01:10:29,709 --> 01:10:31,376
  5087. I AM a good example.
  5088.  
  5089. 1181
  5090. 01:10:37,001 --> 01:10:39,292
  5091. Can't get 'em to listen to me.
  5092. I could just...
  5093.  
  5094. 1182
  5095. 01:10:39,376 --> 01:10:41,667
  5096. Can you just... just stop?!
  5097.  
  5098. 1183
  5099. 01:10:43,917 --> 01:10:45,042
  5100. So...
  5101.  
  5102. 1184
  5103. 01:10:45,959 --> 01:10:47,167
  5104. ...why are we here?
  5105.  
  5106. 1185
  5107. 01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:49,084
  5108. You know, what's our purpose?
  5109.  
  5110. 1186
  5111. 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,084
  5112. Eat, shit and die.
  5113.  
  5114. 1187
  5115. 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:56,334
  5116. Yeah, and along the way, we
  5117. bring new life into the world.
  5118.  
  5119. 1188
  5120. 01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:58,334
  5121. And we set a good example.
  5122.  
  5123. 1189
  5124. 01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:00,292
  5125. At last count, I reckon we're all doing
  5126.  
  5127. 1190
  5128. 01:11:00,376 --> 01:11:02,001
  5129. a pretty crap job of it.
  5130.  
  5131. 1191
  5132. 01:11:02,084 --> 01:11:06,084
  5133. - Speak for yourself, Bob.
  5134. - I am, Gale. I am.
  5135.  
  5136. 1192
  5137. 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:08,417
  5138. You know, Swingin' bloody Safari?
  5139.  
  5140. 1193
  5141. 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:11,417
  5142. Christ! What were we thinking?
  5143.  
  5144. 1194
  5145. 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,834
  5146. We're chasing our tails and
  5147. our bloody kids can smell it.
  5148.  
  5149. 1195
  5150. 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,042
  5151. They're all out of control
  5152.  
  5153. 1196
  5154. 01:11:15,126 --> 01:11:16,643
  5155. and it's up to us
  5156. to pull them back into line.
  5157.  
  5158. 1197
  5159. 01:11:16,667 --> 01:11:17,667
  5160. Exactly. Exactly...
  5161.  
  5162. 1198
  5163. 01:11:20,126 --> 01:11:23,417
  5164. Whatever you've done, you've
  5165. stuffed it up for everyone.
  5166.  
  5167. 1199
  5168. 01:11:23,501 --> 01:11:25,251
  5169. You're dead meat.
  5170.  
  5171. 1200
  5172. 01:11:26,584 --> 01:11:28,459
  5173. Shut up!
  5174.  
  5175. 1201
  5176. 01:11:29,501 --> 01:11:31,334
  5177. Shut up!
  5178.  
  5179. 1202
  5180. 01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:33,126
  5181. Shut up!
  5182.  
  5183. 1203
  5184. 01:11:35,001 --> 01:11:37,084
  5185. Just listen to yourselves!
  5186.  
  5187. 1204
  5188. 01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:39,917
  5189. All raised shit-scared,
  5190.  
  5191. 1205
  5192. 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:42,584
  5193. and, gee, that turned out well
  5194. for everyone, didn't it?
  5195.  
  5196. 1206
  5197. 01:11:44,084 --> 01:11:46,042
  5198. The kids shouldn't be punished.
  5199.  
  5200. 1207
  5201. 01:11:47,876 --> 01:11:49,667
  5202. They should be rewarded.
  5203.  
  5204. 1208
  5205. 01:11:49,751 --> 01:11:51,459
  5206. Oh, Kaye!
  5207.  
  5208. 1209
  5209. 01:11:53,084 --> 01:11:54,709
  5210. For Wallaroo parents,
  5211.  
  5212. 1210
  5213. 01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:56,751
  5214. it's been unusu-whale, factu-whale,
  5215.  
  5216. 1211
  5217. 01:11:56,834 --> 01:11:59,334
  5218. but now, unsustaina-whale.
  5219.  
  5220. 1212
  5221. 01:12:00,501 --> 01:12:04,376
  5222. Now, after careful consideration,
  5223.  
  5224. 1213
  5225. 01:12:04,459 --> 01:12:07,876
  5226. we, your... parents, have decided...
  5227.  
  5228. 1214
  5229. 01:12:07,959 --> 01:12:10,834
  5230. You're going to the Blue Light Disco!
  5231.  
  5232. 1215
  5233. 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:12,126
  5234. Together.
  5235.  
  5236. 1216
  5237. 01:12:12,209 --> 01:12:14,792
  5238. Together.
  5239.  
  5240. 1217
  5241. 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:16,667
  5242. - Disco!
  5243. - Disco!
  5244.  
  5245. 1218
  5246. 01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:23,501
  5247. Disco!
  5248.  
  5249. 1219
  5250. 01:12:23,584 --> 01:12:25,209
  5251. Whoo!
  5252.  
  5253. 1220
  5254. 01:12:32,667 --> 01:12:34,876
  5255. Attention, shoppers.
  5256.  
  5257. 1221
  5258. 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:37,709
  5259. Today is children's day.
  5260.  
  5261. 1222
  5262. 01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:40,376
  5263. All children will be rewarded.
  5264.  
  5265. 1223
  5266. 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,376
  5267. Welcome to the club, men.
  5268.  
  5269. 1224
  5270. 01:12:53,459 --> 01:12:55,126
  5271. Eugh!
  5272.  
  5273. 1225
  5274. 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:56,834
  5275. Get it into ya.
  5276.  
  5277. 1226
  5278. 01:13:01,467 --> 01:13:03,092
  5279. Little men.
  5280.  
  5281. 1227
  5282. 01:13:03,562 --> 01:13:05,312
  5283. That's the way.
  5284.  
  5285. 1228
  5286. 01:13:12,626 --> 01:13:16,917
  5287. It's true, shoppers.
  5288. All children will be rewarded.
  5289.  
  5290. 1229
  5291. 01:13:17,584 --> 01:13:19,084
  5292. The pill, sweetheart.
  5293.  
  5294. 1230
  5295. 01:13:20,667 --> 01:13:22,417
  5296. Your father and I think it's time.
  5297.  
  5298. 1231
  5299. 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:28,084
  5300. - Don't we, Bob?
  5301. - Yep.
  5302.  
  5303. 1232
  5304. 01:13:32,209 --> 01:13:33,959
  5305. Thank you!
  5306.  
  5307. 1233
  5308. 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:36,626
  5309. Thank you.
  5310.  
  5311. 1234
  5312. 01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:39,917
  5313. Thank you!
  5314.  
  5315. 1235
  5316. 01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:47,709
  5317. And, yes, children,
  5318. it's true - rewards, rewards!
  5319.  
  5320. 1236
  5321. 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:56,167
  5322. Hey. Charger!
  5323.  
  5324. 1237
  5325. 01:13:56,251 --> 01:13:58,417
  5326. Go, boys! Go on!
  5327.  
  5328. 1238
  5329. 01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:08,834
  5330. Let 'em learn the hard way.
  5331.  
  5332. 1239
  5333. 01:14:09,584 --> 01:14:10,709
  5334. Shut up.
  5335.  
  5336. 1240
  5337. 01:14:10,792 --> 01:14:13,042
  5338. - You call this a reward?
  5339. - It's a tough world, kids.
  5340.  
  5341. 1241
  5342. 01:14:13,126 --> 01:14:15,251
  5343. Sometimes tough decisions
  5344. have to be made.
  5345.  
  5346. 1242
  5347. 01:14:15,334 --> 01:14:16,959
  5348. So, say goodbye to Doody.
  5349.  
  5350. 1243
  5351. 01:14:17,042 --> 01:14:20,084
  5352. - He's going to live on a farm.
  5353. - No! Please!
  5354.  
  5355. 1244
  5356. 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:22,584
  5357. I know, sweetheart. But you'll
  5358. thank us for this one day.
  5359.  
  5360. 1245
  5361. 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:24,001
  5362. Good bye, Doody.
  5363.  
  5364. 1246
  5365. 01:14:26,204 --> 01:14:27,912
  5366. Bye, Doody.
  5367.  
  5368. 1247
  5369. 01:14:32,042 --> 01:14:34,959
  5370. You look like Engelbert Humperdinck!
  5371.  
  5372. 1248
  5373. 01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,501
  5374. Mum!
  5375.  
  5376. 1249
  5377. 01:14:43,209 --> 01:14:46,251
  5378. CE-'day, g'day. J0?
  5379.  
  5380. 1250
  5381. 01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:47,959
  5382. - Ah. CE-'day, Rick.
  5383. - CE-'day, mate.
  5384.  
  5385. 1251
  5386. 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:49,751
  5387. Here comes the blue-eyed boy.
  5388.  
  5389. 1252
  5390. 01:14:49,834 --> 01:14:51,876
  5391. Oh! Fabulous.
  5392.  
  5393. 1253
  5394. 01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:53,626
  5395. - Oh, Gale!
  5396. - I know!
  5397.  
  5398. 1254
  5399. 01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:55,518
  5400. - This is fantastic, isn't it?
  5401. - What a screamer.
  5402.  
  5403. 1255
  5404. 01:14:55,542 --> 01:14:57,626
  5405. Look at you, you dark horse!
  5406.  
  5407. 1256
  5408. 01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:01,042
  5409. - Gorgeous.
  5410. - Yeah.
  5411.  
  5412. 1257
  5413. 01:15:01,126 --> 01:15:02,667
  5414. Here you go, mate.
  5415.  
  5416. 1258
  5417. 01:15:04,626 --> 01:15:06,584
  5418. - Oh!
  5419. - My little princess.
  5420.  
  5421. 1259
  5422. 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,059
  5423. Rowr!
  5424.  
  5425. 1260
  5426. 01:15:09,794 --> 01:15:11,291
  5427. Oh, my.
  5428.  
  5429. 1261
  5430. 01:15:11,584 --> 01:15:14,001
  5431. Look what we made. Hmm?
  5432.  
  5433. 1262
  5434. 01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:18,001
  5435. Barbra Streisand in A Star Is Born!
  5436.  
  5437. 1263
  5438. 01:15:18,084 --> 01:15:19,209
  5439. Yes.
  5440.  
  5441. 1264
  5442. 01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:21,667
  5443. - Isn't it?
  5444. - Yes!
  5445.  
  5446. 1265
  5447. 01:15:23,376 --> 01:15:25,626
  5448. There comes a time
  5449. in every man's life when...
  5450.  
  5451. 1266
  5452. 01:15:27,084 --> 01:15:28,709
  5453. Bugger it. Just take 'em.
  5454.  
  5455. 1267
  5456. 01:15:28,936 --> 01:15:30,417
  5457. And you know how to put 'em on, right?
  5458.  
  5459. 1268
  5460. 01:15:30,501 --> 01:15:32,667
  5461. 'Cause I could take you
  5462. to the bathroom and show you.
  5463.  
  5464. 1269
  5465. 01:15:32,751 --> 01:15:33,876
  5466. No. No.
  5467.  
  5468. 1270
  5469. 01:15:33,959 --> 01:15:36,959
  5470. There you go.
  5471. Oh, Christ, where's the camera?
  5472.  
  5473. 1271
  5474. 01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:38,667
  5475. - In the car.
  5476. - Oh, Christ!
  5477.  
  5478. 1272
  5479. 01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,431
  5480. - Go and get it.
  5481. - Shall I get it? Alright.
  5482.  
  5483. 1273
  5484. 01:15:40,501 --> 01:15:43,876
  5485. - I'd like to leave now.
  5486. - Yeah.
  5487.  
  5488. 1274
  5489. 01:15:43,959 --> 01:15:47,251
  5490. I want to tell you something, alright?
  5491.  
  5492. 1275
  5493. 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:51,626
  5494. Spontaneity is the key to pleasure.
  5495.  
  5496. 1276
  5497. 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:57,917
  5498. A little gift from all of us.
  5499.  
  5500. 1277
  5501. 01:15:58,001 --> 01:16:00,084
  5502. Go get 'em, tiger.
  5503.  
  5504. 1278
  5505. 01:16:06,584 --> 01:16:09,626
  5506. Oh, it was only yesterday
  5507. they were in floaties!
  5508.  
  5509. 1279
  5510. 01:16:13,876 --> 01:16:15,501
  5511. Remember your first dance, Rick?
  5512.  
  5513. 1280
  5514. 01:16:15,584 --> 01:16:17,209
  5515. Yes, mate. Sharon Lee.
  5516.  
  5517. 1281
  5518. 01:16:17,292 --> 01:16:19,518
  5519. Got so pissed she didn't
  5520. remember a bloody thing.
  5521.  
  5522. 1282
  5523. 01:16:19,543 --> 01:16:21,127
  5524. What a night.
  5525.  
  5526. 1283
  5527. 01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:25,042
  5528. - This car smells like prawns.
  5529. - Yeah.
  5530.  
  5531. 1284
  5532. 01:16:25,126 --> 01:16:26,334
  5533. It's not good.
  5534.  
  5535. 1285
  5536. 01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:30,459
  5537. After-dinner mint?
  5538.  
  5539. 1286
  5540. 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:41,001
  5541. We'll pick youse up
  5542. around nine, alright?
  5543.  
  5544. 1287
  5545. 01:16:41,084 --> 01:16:42,834
  5546. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
  5547.  
  5548. 1288
  5549. 01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:48,626
  5550. Come on.
  5551.  
  5552. 1289
  5553. 01:17:03,042 --> 01:17:05,834
  5554. - Do I look OK?
  5555. - You look great.
  5556.  
  5557. 1290
  5558. 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:08,209
  5559. Youse two look like knobs!
  5560.  
  5561. 1291
  5562. 01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:11,751
  5563. Oh, stick a sock in it, Knucklehead!
  5564.  
  5565. 1292
  5566. 01:17:11,834 --> 01:17:13,542
  5567. Welcome to the Blue Light Disco.
  5568.  
  5569. 1293
  5570. 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:15,792
  5571. - Here. Give it to me.
  5572. - Where'd you get that?
  5573.  
  5574. 1294
  5575. 01:17:15,876 --> 01:17:17,667
  5576. Mum and Dad. Unreal, hey?
  5577.  
  5578. 1295
  5579. 01:17:17,751 --> 01:17:19,459
  5580. Jeez, I wish I had parents like yours.
  5581.  
  5582. 1296
  5583. 01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:21,209
  5584. Jeez, I wish I had parents like yours.
  5585.  
  5586. 1297
  5587. 01:17:21,626 --> 01:17:22,917
  5588. Take one and grab a boy.
  5589.  
  5590. 1298
  5591. 01:17:23,001 --> 01:17:24,626
  5592. - Which boy?
  5593. - Doesn't matter.
  5594.  
  5595. 1299
  5596. 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:26,459
  5597. Just tell him you're on the pill.
  5598.  
  5599. 1300
  5600. 01:17:29,959 --> 01:17:31,084
  5601. I'm on the pill.
  5602.  
  5603. 1301
  5604. 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,292
  5605. Want to dance?
  5606.  
  5607. 1302
  5608. 01:17:40,376 --> 01:17:41,584
  5609. No.
  5610.  
  5611. 1303
  5612. 01:17:57,042 --> 01:17:58,459
  5613. Ooh!
  5614.  
  5615. 1304
  5616. 01:18:02,376 --> 01:18:03,834
  5617. Want to get out of here?
  5618.  
  5619. 1305
  5620. 01:18:10,084 --> 01:18:11,667
  5621. I'm on the pill.
  5622.  
  5623. 1306
  5624. 01:18:18,959 --> 01:18:20,626
  5625. She's just like you and me.
  5626.  
  5627. 1307
  5628. 01:18:22,126 --> 01:18:24,401
  5629. Stuck here. Rotting.
  5630.  
  5631. 1308
  5632. 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:27,084
  5633. And they'll never let her get away.
  5634.  
  5635. 1309
  5636. 01:18:28,209 --> 01:18:29,459
  5637. Tommy got away.
  5638.  
  5639. 1310
  5640. 01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:37,251
  5641. - Eugh!
  5642. - What's it like?
  5643.  
  5644. 1311
  5645. 01:18:37,334 --> 01:18:38,542
  5646. Awful.
  5647.  
  5648. 1312
  5649. 01:18:48,021 --> 01:18:49,280
  5650. Is this it?
  5651.  
  5652. 1313
  5653. 01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:53,005
  5654. We're gonna be grown-ups soon,
  5655. like our parents.
  5656.  
  5657. 1314
  5658. 01:18:55,251 --> 01:18:56,959
  5659. It's not like the movies, is it?
  5660.  
  5661. 1315
  5662. 01:18:58,115 --> 01:18:59,823
  5663. Maybe she's trying to tell us something.
  5664.  
  5665. 1316
  5666. 01:19:02,001 --> 01:19:04,751
  5667. If our parents have everything,
  5668. why are they so miserable?
  5669.  
  5670. 1317
  5671. 01:19:19,751 --> 01:19:22,626
  5672. - What do you reckon?
  5673. - Piece of piss.
  5674.  
  5675. 1318
  5676. 01:19:22,709 --> 01:19:24,626
  5677. Get rid of it in about three seconds.
  5678.  
  5679. 1319
  5680. 01:19:24,709 --> 01:19:26,542
  5681. Seagulls do the rest.
  5682.  
  5683. 1320
  5684. 01:19:34,501 --> 01:19:36,792
  5685. Christ, it's almost 9:00.
  5686. We gotta go. Come on.
  5687.  
  5688. 1321
  5689. 01:19:36,876 --> 01:19:38,542
  5690. Come on. Come on!
  5691.  
  5692. 1322
  5693. 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,667
  5694. Stop. We've got to go back.
  5695.  
  5696. 1323
  5697. 01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:44,477
  5698. - No, we need to leave now.
  5699. - What about the whale?
  5700.  
  5701. 1324
  5702. 01:19:44,501 --> 01:19:46,227
  5703. No, we've just got to get out
  5704. of these damn clothes
  5705.  
  5706. 1325
  5707. 01:19:46,251 --> 01:19:47,876
  5708. and just go... we'll go back...
  5709.  
  5710. 1326
  5711. 01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:49,584
  5712. Hey, lovebirds.
  5713.  
  5714. 1327
  5715. 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,292
  5716. Hey, are you having fun, Engelbert?
  5717.  
  5718. 1328
  5719. 01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:53,334
  5720. Yeah. Great. Happy it's over.
  5721.  
  5722. 1329
  5723. 01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:55,084
  5724. Who says it's over?
  5725.  
  5726. 1330
  5727. 01:20:36,626 --> 01:20:38,251
  5728. Love you.
  5729.  
  5730. 1331
  5731. 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:26,126
  5732. Stop, Melly.
  5733.  
  5734. 1332
  5735. 01:21:29,959 --> 01:21:31,126
  5736. Come.
  5737.  
  5738. 1333
  5739. 01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,292
  5740. Put your arms around me.
  5741.  
  5742. 1334
  5743. 01:21:36,584 --> 01:21:37,792
  5744. Like your Nanna.
  5745.  
  5746. 1335
  5747. 01:22:15,459 --> 01:22:16,709
  5748. Come on, love.
  5749.  
  5750. 1336
  5751. 01:22:18,459 --> 01:22:19,935
  5752. - Morning, morning, morning.
  5753. - Hey, hey, hey.
  5754.  
  5755. 1337
  5756. 01:22:19,959 --> 01:22:21,584
  5757. - Hey, mate.
  5758. - Hey, Rick.
  5759.  
  5760. 1338
  5761. 01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:22,917
  5762. How'd it go?
  5763.  
  5764. 1339
  5765. 01:22:23,459 --> 01:22:25,917
  5766. It sounded like the bloody
  5767. walls of Jericho coming down.
  5768.  
  5769. 1340
  5770. 01:22:26,001 --> 01:22:27,667
  5771. Oh, shit!
  5772.  
  5773. 1341
  5774. 01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:30,126
  5775. - Stop it! Shush!
  5776. - Alright!
  5777.  
  5778. 1342
  5779. 01:22:40,251 --> 01:22:42,834
  5780. Let's get this over with.
  5781.  
  5782. 1343
  5783. 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,959
  5784. - Right?
  5785. - Couldn't agree more, mate.
  5786.  
  5787. 1344
  5788. 01:22:46,042 --> 01:22:47,768
  5789. Springboks - best team in
  5790. the world. Why can't we watch?
  5791.  
  5792. 1345
  5793. 01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:50,209
  5794. I don't agree with that. Not at all.
  5795.  
  5796. 1346
  5797. 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:52,001
  5798. I just want to watch rugby.
  5799.  
  5800. 1347
  5801. 01:22:52,084 --> 01:22:54,542
  5802. Let's go and talk to them. Yoo-hoo!
  5803.  
  5804. 1348
  5805. 01:22:54,626 --> 01:22:56,792
  5806. - Hello.
  5807. - Hello, darling.
  5808.  
  5809. 1349
  5810. 01:22:58,001 --> 01:22:59,041
  5811. Did you have a good night?
  5812.  
  5813. 1350
  5814. 01:22:59,084 --> 01:23:01,626
  5815. Cripes! Look at the time.
  5816. Better get a move on.
  5817.  
  5818. 1351
  5819. 01:23:01,709 --> 01:23:03,459
  5820. Yeah. Big news down at the beach.
  5821.  
  5822. 1352
  5823. 01:23:03,542 --> 01:23:05,626
  5824. Your whale is all over the telly.
  5825.  
  5826. 1353
  5827. 01:23:05,709 --> 01:23:08,001
  5828. Christ, he's right.
  5829. We've gotta get a park.
  5830.  
  5831. 1354
  5832. 01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:09,768
  5833. Every bugger and his dog
  5834. will be down there!
  5835.  
  5836. 1355
  5837. 01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:11,432
  5838. Come on, then.
  5839. We've gotta beat the queue.
  5840.  
  5841. 1356
  5842. 01:23:11,501 --> 01:23:13,341
  5843. - Gonna be a bloody nightmare.
  5844. - Come on, love.
  5845.  
  5846. 1357
  5847. 01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:15,584
  5848. Now there's two lanes and
  5849. BOTH bloody lanes are packed!
  5850.  
  5851. 1358
  5852. 01:23:15,667 --> 01:23:17,417
  5853. Oh, my boy.
  5854.  
  5855. 1359
  5856. 01:23:23,251 --> 01:23:26,251
  5857. Everybody clear off!
  5858. This is your last warning!
  5859.  
  5860. 1360
  5861. 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,959
  5862. This is a blast zone!
  5863.  
  5864. 1361
  5865. 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,209
  5866. For the last time, move back!
  5867.  
  5868. 1362
  5869. 01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:33,876
  5870. Sod the lot of youse! Hope you
  5871. all get blown to kingdom come!
  5872.  
  5873. 1363
  5874. 01:23:33,959 --> 01:23:36,209
  5875. Hey. You getting a good shot
  5876. there, tiger?
  5877.  
  5878. 1364
  5879. 01:23:36,292 --> 01:23:38,037
  5880. - Yeah, Dad.
  5881. - On ya, son.
  5882.  
  5883. 1365
  5884. 01:23:38,501 --> 01:23:41,042
  5885. You see? That's why
  5886. we had to beat the traffic.
  5887.  
  5888. 1366
  5889. 01:23:41,126 --> 01:23:43,545
  5890. Look at us. Winners are grinners.
  5891.  
  5892. 1367
  5893. 01:23:44,376 --> 01:23:47,167
  5894. Every news crew. Let's just
  5895. hope that it all goes to plan.
  5896.  
  5897. 1368
  5898. 01:23:47,251 --> 01:23:49,042
  5899. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
  5900.  
  5901. 1369
  5902. 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:54,459
  5903. Every news crew in Australia.
  5904.  
  5905. 1370
  5906. 01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:56,584
  5907. Don't take any chances.
  5908.  
  5909. 1371
  5910. 01:23:56,667 --> 01:23:59,459
  5911. - Make sure you get rid of it.
  5912. - You're the boss.
  5913.  
  5914. 1372
  5915. 01:24:00,751 --> 01:24:02,045
  5916. Hey, boys!
  5917.  
  5918. 1373
  5919. 01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:04,376
  5920. Double it!
  5921.  
  5922. 1374
  5923. 01:24:04,459 --> 01:24:06,962
  5924. - Yeah, tops.
  5925. - Double it, boys.
  5926.  
  5927. 1375
  5928. 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:11,292
  5929. Looking at it from this angle,
  5930. it's just massive.
  5931.  
  5932. 1376
  5933. 01:24:11,376 --> 01:24:13,834
  5934. It's a... massive mammal.
  5935.  
  5936. 1377
  5937. 01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:15,709
  5938. It's a dead whale, not a fish.
  5939.  
  5940. 1378
  5941. 01:24:17,042 --> 01:24:19,126
  5942. You see? That's why I get here early.
  5943.  
  5944. 1379
  5945. 01:24:19,209 --> 01:24:22,376
  5946. Hey, Keith. Keith! Over here.
  5947. Saved you a possie.
  5948.  
  5949. 1380
  5950. 01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:24,834
  5951. - Sorry we're late.
  5952. - Position A.
  5953.  
  5954. 1381
  5955. 01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:27,792
  5956. Gerome's driving the porcelain
  5957. bus like a right nong.
  5958.  
  5959. 1382
  5960. 01:24:27,876 --> 01:24:29,709
  5961. I think I'm gonna spew again.
  5962.  
  5963. 1383
  5964. 01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:31,626
  5965. Hair of the dog. Drink it.
  5966.  
  5967. 1384
  5968. 01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:35,459
  5969. Get it into ya, mate. Good for ya.
  5970.  
  5971. 1385
  5972. 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:37,251
  5973. Come on, suck it up.
  5974.  
  5975. 1386
  5976. 01:24:47,334 --> 01:24:48,792
  5977. Found a better view?
  5978.  
  5979. 1387
  5980. 01:24:54,352 --> 01:24:56,352
  5981. I'm sorry.
  5982.  
  5983. 1388
  5984. 01:24:58,688 --> 01:25:00,021
  5985. I don't know what happened.
  5986.  
  5987. 1389
  5988. 01:25:02,123 --> 01:25:03,456
  5989. Maybe...
  5990.  
  5991. 1390
  5992. 01:25:06,376 --> 01:25:08,126
  5993. Maybe I was just too nervous.
  5994.  
  5995. 1391
  5996. 01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:18,792
  5997. Maybe you were just looking out for me.
  5998.  
  5999. 1392
  6000. 01:25:22,626 --> 01:25:24,459
  6001. Do you still want to go to Melbourne?
  6002.  
  6003. 1393
  6004. 01:25:26,709 --> 01:25:28,084
  6005. Race you.
  6006.  
  6007. 1394
  6008. 01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:32,959
  6009. Come on.
  6010.  
  6011. 1395
  6012. 01:25:34,667 --> 01:25:36,292
  6013. What do you reckon will happen?
  6014.  
  6015. 1396
  6016. 01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:39,542
  6017. I don't know.
  6018. It's gonna be a mess, though.
  6019.  
  6020. 1397
  6021. 01:25:39,626 --> 01:25:40,667
  6022. Aww!
  6023.  
  6024. 1398
  6025. 01:25:46,126 --> 01:25:49,876
  6026. The big fish, christened Chips
  6027. by the boys at the station,
  6028.  
  6029. 1399
  6030. 01:25:49,959 --> 01:25:52,209
  6031. is about to spend his last day
  6032. in paradise
  6033.  
  6034. 1400
  6035. 01:25:52,292 --> 01:25:55,417
  6036. thanks to Mayor Bradley
  6037. Brimshaw's final solution.
  6038.  
  6039. 1401
  6040. 01:25:55,501 --> 01:25:56,959
  6041. Our friend could have picked
  6042.  
  6043. 1402
  6044. 01:25:57,042 --> 01:25:59,459
  6045. any strip of sand in the
  6046. country to end his days,
  6047.  
  6048. 1403
  6049. 01:25:59,542 --> 01:26:02,084
  6050. and he wisely chose ours -
  6051.  
  6052. 1404
  6053. 01:26:02,167 --> 01:26:06,251
  6054. 1975's Tidy Town winner!
  6055.  
  6056. 1405
  6057. 01:26:06,334 --> 01:26:08,459
  6058. That's a good one, that one.
  6059.  
  6060. 1406
  6061. 01:26:08,542 --> 01:26:10,417
  6062. Our glorious beach
  6063. is about to get even tidier.
  6064.  
  6065. 1407
  6066. 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:13,459
  6067. - Ladies and gentlemen...
  6068. - Nigel.
  6069.  
  6070. 1408
  6071. 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:14,834
  6072. ...boys and girls,
  6073.  
  6074. 1409
  6075. 01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,959
  6076. bid a hearty farewell
  6077.  
  6078. 1410
  6079. 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:21,501
  6080. to our great blue whale.
  6081.  
  6082. 1411
  6083. 01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:38,334
  6084. The whale's gone!
  6085.  
  6086. 1412
  6087. 01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:40,251
  6088. Goodbye, whale!
  6089.  
  6090. 1413
  6091. 01:26:46,126 --> 01:26:47,876
  6092. What a fucking fizzer.
  6093.  
  6094. 1414
  6095. 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:51,584
  6096. She did it! She finally escaped!
  6097.  
  6098. 1415
  6099. 01:27:01,751 --> 01:27:02,751
  6100. Oh!
  6101.  
  6102. 1416
  6103. 01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:07,584
  6104. <i>'</i> Eugh! <i>~</i> Oh!
  6105.  
  6106. 1417
  6107. 01:27:07,667 --> 01:27:09,001
  6108. Oh! Oh!
  6109.  
  6110. 1418
  6111. 01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:13,709
  6112. Oh! Eugh! Eugh!
  6113.  
  6114. 1419
  6115. 01:27:13,792 --> 01:27:16,334
  6116. Oh! Shit a brick! Run!
  6117.  
  6118. 1420
  6119. 01:27:20,251 --> 01:27:21,251
  6120. Shit!
  6121.  
  6122. 1421
  6123. 01:27:31,042 --> 01:27:32,334
  6124. Ohhh!
  6125.  
  6126. 1422
  6127. 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:08,959
  6128. <i>S' Ah... S'</i>
  6129.  
  6130. 1423
  6131. 01:29:29,001 --> 01:29:31,792
  6132. So, if this is
  6133. the decade that defined us,
  6134.  
  6135. 1424
  6136. 01:29:31,876 --> 01:29:33,751
  6137. then it ended with two superheroes
  6138.  
  6139. 1425
  6140. 01:29:33,834 --> 01:29:36,417
  6141. and two tonnes of dynamite.
  6142.  
  6143. 1426
  6144. 01:29:37,459 --> 01:29:40,167
  6145. Melly and I took flight
  6146. and never looked back.
  6147.  
  6148. 1427
  6149. 01:29:43,167 --> 01:29:45,834
  6150. Don't get me wrong -
  6151. I loved my childhood.
  6152.  
  6153. 1428
  6154. 01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:47,542
  6155. Our parents did the best they could
  6156.  
  6157. 1429
  6158. 01:29:47,626 --> 01:29:49,542
  6159. with the bent tools, they were handed.
  6160.  
  6161. 1430
  6162. 01:29:49,626 --> 01:29:52,626
  6163. And the upshot of trying
  6164. to force a kid into manhood
  6165.  
  6166. 1431
  6167. 01:29:52,709 --> 01:29:54,376
  6168. with a packet of condoms
  6169.  
  6170. 1432
  6171. 01:29:54,459 --> 01:29:57,084
  6172. was the licence to be a 14-year-old
  6173.  
  6174. 1433
  6175. 01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:59,584
  6176. for the rest of his fabulous life.
  6177.  
  6178. 1434
  6179. 01:30:02,292 --> 01:30:05,126
  6180. When people ask me
  6181. what happened in the 1970s,
  6182.  
  6183. 1435
  6184. 01:30:05,209 --> 01:30:07,292
  6185. I've got a simple answer...
  6186.  
  6187. 1436
  6188. 01:30:18,876 --> 01:30:20,685
  6189. You should have just left
  6190. her at the airport, honestly.
  6191.  
  6192. 1437
  6193. 01:30:20,709 --> 01:30:24,209
  6194. Because we come here to have
  6195. a holiday, a family holiday,
  6196.  
  6197. 1438
  6198. 01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,126
  6199. and you just... all you've done is yell
  6200.  
  6201. 1439
  6202. 01:30:26,209 --> 01:30:29,917
  6203. and sit there and look fat
  6204. in your purple togs.
  6205.  
  6206. 1440
  6207. 01:30:30,001 --> 01:30:32,751
  6208. Fiji is a dump! I told you
  6209. we should have gone to Tonga!
  6210.  
  6211. 1441
  6212. 01:30:32,917 --> 01:30:34,459
  6213. Here, sir! Look what I found here.
  6214.  
  6215. 1442
  6216. 01:30:34,542 --> 01:30:36,251
  6217. Look how beautiful this turtle is.
  6218.  
  6219. 1443
  6220. 01:30:36,334 --> 01:30:38,584
  6221. Hey, come, look what I found.
  6222. Look at this.
  6223.  
  6224. 1444
  6225. 01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:42,334
  6226. Has he got a hole drilled in his shell?
  6227.  
  6228. 1445
  6229. 01:30:42,501 --> 01:30:44,001
  6230. Yes, he does.
  6231.  
  6232. 1446
  6233. 01:30:45,209 --> 01:30:46,709
  6234. It's Tommy!
  6235.  
  6236. 1447
  6237. 01:30:46,792 --> 01:30:49,167
  6238. He used to live opposite Mum and Dad.
  6239.  
  6240. 1448
  6241. 01:30:49,251 --> 01:30:51,084
  6242. We have to take him back.
  6243.  
  6244. 1449
  6245. 01:31:06,209 --> 01:31:07,917
  6246. OK. Are you recording?
  6247.  
  6248. 1450
  6249. 01:33:41,376 --> 01:33:42,876
  6250. Go, Mama!
  6251.  
  6252. 1451
  6253. 01:36:12,001 --> 01:36:13,376
  6254. Oh, shit!
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