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Ex-DJ Housemaid, by S.A

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  1. Ex-DJ Housemaid (1/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:43 UTC-5 No.16614774
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  4. >It was another boring, uneventful night on /mlp/
  5. >Taking your time as you carefully read the frontpage
  6. >Endlessly skimming across the various fetish threads
  7. >Until one thread popped up on your vision that intrigued you
  8. >'Story time?' you thought, you've never seen this thread before
  9. >You read the first post holding all the info you needed
  10. >"Well sounds okay I guess..." you murmured under your breath, why did you that?
  11. >Deciding to take part you look at both options before you
  12. >"Go to equestria... blahblahblah..." with a hint of yawn, it was midnight so you best be going to bed but you had to read option two. Something compelled you
  13. >Scrolling down you carefully read each line of option two
  14. >"Take the pony of your choosing... and if they ge-" you cut off as you already were typing a reply just to respond
  15. >'Option two; vinyl scratch' Man you would get a long greatly, you both had a huge taste in dubstep, why did you have to like such a genre, 'oh well' you thought as you hit submit
  16. >Feeling content with your choice, you gave a loud sigh as you closed the browser
  17. >you had to go to work tomorrow and sleep was sadly necessary to stay functioning, life sucked. "Maybe i'll get that pony in the morning heh" you chuckled to yourself as you slipped into your favorite pajamas and slowly drifted off to sleep
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  19. Do note, that what I am about to post was made on the spot and was made for solely fun purposes, no clopping (might change) or anything bad.
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  22. Ex-DJ Housemaid (2/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:44 UTC-5 No.16614785
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  26. >"Tttthee fuck is that?" you lazily blurted out as you heard something fall over in the living room with a crash
  27. >Forcing you to get out of bed to go investigate
  28. >Though it wasn't uncommon or common for a burglar as you lived in a rather nice house, albeit in a secluded area, but that never stopped anyone
  29. >Feeling the worse, you crept your way into the living room, decked with glass windows to the wide view of the town below and the ocean and multiple game systems and other assortments, you figured the guy was trying to take your vidya games
  30. >"Over my dead body that fucker will take my games" you said with slight anger as you quickened your pace to the living room
  31. >Upon meeting one of two doorways to the living room, you spotted what fell over
  32. >Looking around you noticed no glass was broken and nothing was missing, that you could tell annyway
  33. >Moving forward into the living room you flicked the switch to see the damage, but to your surprise the only damage done was some random items you kept on your coffee table
  34. >Feeling relieved it wasn't anything expensive, you slowly made your way to pick up the stuff
  35. >Letting out another sigh as you went to pick up the first item
  36. >A vinyl record, with some unknown artist on it 'I don't remember buying this' you thought as you put it back on the table, you shrugged, who cares, free stuff afterall, even if you couldn't listen to it
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  39. Ex-DJ Housemaid (3/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:45 UTC-5 No.16614803
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  43. >Continuing down on the items you saw a pair of rather white headphones, you were confused as you know you only had one pair of headphones, though one thing set you off about them. They were slightly broken, the hinge on the left ear phone was damaged and hanging loosely, still you put it on the table, you can deal with this stuff tomorrow
  44. >One of the last two items you found, was a pair of sunglasses, they looked kinda hippie-ish, in a degree, 'This is fucking weird' you were baffled, why would anyone break in and leave shit for you? Either way it was free stuff but couldn't help to feel odd
  45. >You grabbed the last item on the floor and held it up, 'A waterbottle?' you never bought those, but what was even more concerning is it was half empty.
  46. >But soon was your attention taken as you heard a voice behind you, accompanied by some light hooves on your carpet floor
  47. >"HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF" as you turned around. Your eyes couldn't believe it nor could your body, you immediately dropped the waterbottle and slowly backed up from the table, as you nodded in excitement 'HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED' you smiled to yourself
  48. >Though lost in the moment, the white mare with what seemed to an interesting hair style walked up with a slight anger in her adorable little face
  49. >You couldn't help to giggle like a school girl as she tried to look threatening
  50. >She spoke with a quieter voice with you backed off, "How would you like it, if i started messing with your stuff? Huh?"
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  53. Ex-DJ Housemaid (4/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:46 UTC-5 No.16614814
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  57. >You couldn't help to continue smiling, 'Holy shit she is so cute' crossed your mind as you slowly sat down onto a chair surrounding the coffee table
  58. >She seems to be less angered now, but still you would want to ease into this situation, "Well, I wouldn't like it at all, but it seems we got off on the wrong end here" you didn't want to say foot or hoove, so you went with end. Yeah that was genius
  59. >She looked down at her stuff, quickly grabbing her shades and putting them on, 'Hnnng' as your thoughts broke, "So mind explaining how I got here?", the white mare asked with some seemed to be a hint of fright in her voice, she jumped ontop of your couch directly across from you. She acted 'welcome' despite this being your home
  60. >You shrugged, as it was somewhat of a mystery, you thought back to a couple of hours ago, replying to that thread. 'That can't be true, I'm dreaming. Yeah that's right... I think' you thought to pinch yourself but you didn't want to act like an idiot in front of the pony
  61. >You went a long with it, just in case it was real
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  64. Ex-DJ Housemaid (5/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:47 UTC-5 No.16614835
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  68. >The mare got a grin, "Heeey, since i'm here. Mind if i crash here for a little while?"
  69. >You heart sank as you tried to suppress yourself from yelling YES! like you were having sex
  70. >You calmly, and smoothly replied, "I don't know, depends on what you're willing to do" you didn't honestly want anything you just wanted to see her responses
  71. >Without a thought she responds, "W-what? O-oh, uhm" a slight blush ran across her face, maybe she thought something dirty, in either case you weren't expecting much
  72. >"I-I can cook" she tried to not sound nervous, but was clear as day, which speaking off the sun was rising. Quickly looking up at a clock in the living room you noticed it said 8:15, 'Oh fuck I have to go to work here soon' you thought as an idea came to your head
  73. >I'll call in sick, but you didn't have to call in until you were running late, you had some time left to clear up anything in case she was wanting to bolt, you would understand if she did, but you would like her to at least stay a few days first
  74. >Back to the mare, who was looking away, you cleared your throat which got her attention, "Eh that can work, but first I'll have to show you around. Which can come later today, as I have a day off from work" you said with a yawn as you got up, making her twitch, as you made your way into the kitchen which was built into the living room
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  77. Ex-DJ Housemaid (6/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:48 UTC-5 No.16614848
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  81. >You started to brew some coffee, looking towards the mare as you asked, "You drink coffee?" yawing once more, you didn't like waking up this early but you had too, for money
  82. >"Y-yea—" she cut off as she cleared her throat, still looking away from you, "Yeah..." she blurted out, it seemed odd but whatever.
  83. >With the coffee done, you made a cup for yourself as you took a sip, 'Yeah this shit is the bomb' setting the cup down, you spoke up again, "So, how do you take your coffee then"
  84. >"Sugar.. creamer. Basic stuff" she yawned with an attempt to suppress
  85. >Smiling, you brought the fresh cup of coffee and set it down on the table in front of her, "Thank you, I guess" she said with an awkward smile
  86. >"No problem. So tell me, what did you do prior to, well waking up here." taking another sip from the cup
  87. >She seemed a little hesitant to answer, opening her mouth and closing it again, "It's okay if you don't want to tell me" you shrugged, setting the cup back down, leaning back into the chair
  88. >"I made music, or rather tried. My goal was to become famous, but that wasn't working out too well for me." frowning, she took a sip of her coffee and set it back down using her magic
  89. >"Well why wasn't it?"
  90. >Again she struggled to answer, but eventually after some sips of coffee, "Because...No one likes my kind of music, where I came from. The genre I made never took off so"
  91. >You gave her a frown, as you replied "Let me guess that vinyl of yours, is your work?"
  92. >She shook her head
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  95. Ex-DJ Housemaid (7/?) S.A 03/04/14(Tue)19:49 UTC-5 No.16614858
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  99. >"I bought it from where I came from, to try and listen to it. But I didn't like it" she frowned as she let her coffee run cold
  100. >You were already finished with your cup, with a bit of lingering yawn, you tried to reply "Ah well, speaking of where you came from. I would imagine you're looking to head back?"
  101. >She looked at you with a slight look of confusion, which turned back to the frown "N-no, I wasn't doing anything there, so why go back? I mean honestly despite it being my talent, I gave up on making music. It is stressful, so I learned how to cook to keep myself occupied, I guess"
  102. >You know that feeling all too well when you were younger, granted you're 20 but still. Since she didn't want to leave at first, you tried to make it up somehow "With our earlier agreement, you're free to stay here as long as you would like. However, along side with the cooking, you'll help take care of the house, alright?"
  103. >She looked up to you instantly, her shades fell a little showing off her ruby red eyes, she smiled and replied "Y-yes! That is fine with me"
  104. >She seemed content with a place to live and with something easy to do, the way she made her previous life sound, was horrible. But to say the least you hope you can make it better with a new-ish life here
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