Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions.

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you’re ready for some unforgettable Marvel locals.

Myeh

Oh ye gods, my setup is ruined! But, what if I were to dig out an old PS3 and disguise as my own 360? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour. Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I was just, uh, warming my hands on the windowsill! Smash players do it all the time, care to join me?

Why is there input lag coming out of your setup, Seymour?

Oh, that isn’t input lag! That’s steam! Steam from the steam version we’re playing. Mmm, steam version.

Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for a mouthwatering Xbox 360 setup!

I thought we were playing the steam version.

Oh no no, I said streamed version. That’s what I call it when I broadcast my locals.

You call your locals “streamed version?”

It’s a regional dialect.

What region?

California.

Really? Because I go to Wednesday Night Fights and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “streamed version.”

Oh not at WNF, no. It’s a NorCal expression.

I see. You know this dashboard is quite similar to the one they have on PS3.

Hoho, no. That’s my own personal menu. Old Skinner family modding.

For your “streamed version.”

Yes!

Yes and you call it streamed version despite the fact that the Ethernet cable isn’t plugged in.

Well sir, you know, uh, one thing I should, excuse me for a moment.

Of course.

Ahhhh, well, that was hype. I’m pooped.

Yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

An impromptu Melty Blood tournament?

A Melty Blood tournament? At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within somewhere that’s not a gas station bathroom?

Yes!

May I enter?

No.