-- connivingTreehugger [[color=#008141]CT[/color]] began trolling acquisitiveTotem [[color=#77003c]AT[/color]] --
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Tavros it has come to my attention that this may be a time of unwarranted stress do to the recent deaths. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Do you need any assistance in anything? [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH, HELLO eQUIUS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i GUESS i AM, PRETTY STRESSED BUT, i DON'T THINK THAT IT'S ANYTHING, YOU CAN KELP WITH, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aLSO i'M, NOT REALLY SURE WHY, YOU WOULD WANT TO KELP, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Because you need it. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I fail to see if there is any other reason required. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: tHAT'S, PRETTY KIND OF YOU i GUESS BUT, IT'S NOT AS IF i DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM, i REQUIRE ASSISTANCE WITH, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: rEALLY i AM, PRETTY PATHETIC, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Where did you get that notion? [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: fROM UH, EVERYONE i'VE, EVER TALKED TO, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: eXCEPT YOU SINCE, YOU'RE TOO NICE TO SAY SO, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D When did I give you such a notion? [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wELL IT WASN'T HARD TO, ASSUME, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D The mere implication that I have verbally raised a hand upon your self esteem is so appalling that I am breaking into a sweat. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Please excuse my absence for a brief second while I remove the unwanted moisture. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I am once more available to discussion. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH, IT'S NOT LIKE, IT'S NOT TRUE, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I hate to deny someone of such a high status but I am afraid you are mistaken. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: mOSTLY i JUST ASSUMED THAT, YOU THINK BADLY OF ME BECAUSE, EVERYONE DOES, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D ... [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I have once again gotten a towel. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D So I am able to point out the flaw in this argument. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH SORRY i DON'T, MEAN TO MAKE YOU SWEAT, OR SOMETHING, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I take no offense. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I know for a fact that Vantas thinks very highly of you. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: oH UH, YEAH, APPARENTLY WE'RE UH, FRONDS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: fRIENDS i MEAN[/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Exactly. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: tHIS WAS, ONLY JUST REVEALED TO ME EARLIER, TONIGHT, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Logically this means he does not think lowly of you. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D This naturally means everyone does NOT in fact think lowly of you. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wELL i GUESS HE, MUST SEE SOMETHING IN ME, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D And thus your evidence of me looking down on you is in fact nonexistent. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH WE'RE, NOT  FRIENDS, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D We are not? [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wHY WOULD WE, UH, BE, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i MEAN EXCEPT, TO FURTHER YOUR SOCIAL, STANDING, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I am a bit saddened by this notion but I am willing to respect your wish of s001itude if you wish. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I find the social status as defined by b100d both 100dicrous and perple%ing. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D As such I made my own, and I feel no need to further my position on it. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wELL i AM JUST, TOO USELESS TO BE A GOOD FRIEND, EXCEPT TO UH, SOCIAL CLIMBERS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wHICH, IS WHY i DIDN'T THINK kARKAT WAS EVEN, SORT OF MY FRIEND BECAUSE, HE WOULD HAVE TO GROW GILLS TO, BE MORE HIGHLY REGARDED. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That is a load of nonsense. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aND, i GUESS YOU ARE REALLY NICE AND, APPARENTLY YOU DON'T THINK i'M A WASTE, OF SPACE, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I am glad we came to a mutual consensus at this point. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Now you are one step father from your silly depressing false reality you are so obsessed with. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i THINK IT'S, YOUR REALITY THAT, IS FALSE, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I believe the correct term at this point is "no u"[/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Followed by a emoticon. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Such as this one ; [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: iT IS PRETTY, SPECTACULAR THAT YOU'VE MISSED, HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE i AM, BUT i GUESS i SHOULD STOP TELLING YOU ABOUT IT, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: yOU KNOW IN CASE, YOU START TO BELIEVE ME, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I believe everyone is spectacular in their own way. Especially you. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: yEAH i'M PRETTY SPECTACULAR, AT FAILING, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Troll Machiavellian was right in that regard. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D No. Not at failing. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That would just be some mean joke Vriska would say. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i GUESS, THAT SHE HAS SAID THAT, TO ME, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Because she is 100w on the F001iage scale. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D She is jealous of how high you are on my charts. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wHAT CHARTS, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D The ones I have personally crafted through intense deliberation. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D It determines peoples worth in society. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH REALLY, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aND i MADE IT, HIGHER ON THE CHART THAN, vRISKA, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I would normally think it was unnecessary to tell you your position, but given your negative disposition I think it would be unfortunately necessary. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D As such you’re about the highest. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i THINK YOU MADE, A MISTAKE IN YOUR CHART, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Hey your right, I forgot to lower Vriska's quality points for killing Aradia. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH, THAT'S NOT, WHAT i MEANT, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D As well as moving Terezi to the debate tree until it is proven she is not involved with this. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i DON'T THINK, THAT i'VE EVER, DONE ANYTHING USEFUL WITHOUT HELP, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Hm... I have to wonder. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aLSO, AS ANGRY AS i AM AT vRISKA, HER UH, SKILLS AND ATTITUDE WILL SERVE HER AND ME WELL, WHEN SHE JOINS THE aLTERNIAN FORCES, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You previously claimed Aradia was how your lusus was fed. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D And yet she is gone. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D And I am suspiciously not dead. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i'VE UH, GOTTEN BETTER SINCE i LAST, HAD TO DO IT BY MYSELF, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Also your ability to forgive people even like Vriska is remarkable. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i HAVEN'T, FORGIVEN HER, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I have to take sweeps of practice of this Troll Buddhist thing to lower my aggression. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D But you are willing to put your anger aside later, or at least plan to. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That is why you are at the top. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D And Tezeri is low. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: a PROPER TROLL WOULD, HAVE HER CULLED, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D A proper troll is an idiot. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D A proper idiot but f001ish nonetheless. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH WELL i AM, BOTH NOT A PROPER TROLL AND, AN IDIOT SO i GOT, THE SHORT END OF THAT STICK, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You’re a lying tr001l You are not an idiot in any way. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Besides your persistence in pretending you are. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I propose an experiment. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH OKAY,
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Whenever you feel useless. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You will pretend that a imaginary voice is watching over you, and telling you that this is false. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You will listen to this voice because it is right. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You are not useless. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D At all. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wELL UH OKAY, i GUESS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: cAN i, IMAGINE IT TALKING IN, YOUR VOICE, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That is rather flattering. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You may do so if you desire. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: oKAY i UH, WILL, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That is good to hear. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: yEAH i GUESS IT UH, IS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: pROBABLY, I WILL ADMIT IT TO SOMEONE AND THEN, GET MADE FUN OF, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: bUT MAYBE THAT WILL UH, BE WORTH IT OR, SOMETHING, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D If they make fun of you please inform me. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I will enjoy the chance to... enlighten them.'[/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH IF YOU, ENLIGHTENED EVERYONE WHO MADE, FUN OF ME THEN YOU WOULD HURT, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE i HAVE EVER, SPOKEN TO, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Hurt them? Oh no. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I will simply make them sit down and look at the facts. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I have made a sizable list of them in fact. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: tHAT WILL UH, JUST MAKE THEM LAUGH HARDER, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aT ME, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Then I will go beat them up. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That is what is expected of me at said point I believe. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH WELL, IT IS, OKAY IF YOU DON'T BEAT THEM UP IF, YOU DON'T WANT TO, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D That is impressively tolerable of you. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wELL IT'S NOT LIKE, YOU'RE OBLIGED TO DEFEND, MY HONOR, OR ANYTHING, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Obliged, of course not. [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D But still, it is what should be done. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wHY, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Because they are f001s and should not mock one such as you. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH THAT IS, A REALLY NICE POSITION TO TAKE BUT, i THINK i DESERVE THEIR MOCKERY, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aND IF YOU UH, HURT SOMEONE HIGHER ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU THEN, YOU MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D The hemospectrum can go be absorbed in my towels for all I care. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH OKAY BUT, IS THAT WHAT YOU WILL TELL THEM, WHEN THEY HAVE YOU CULLED, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i DON'T ALWAYS, CANCEL CULLING ORDERS IN TIME, AND, i REALLY LIKE YOU, ALIVE, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D If you wish I will be careful. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH YEAH i WOULD, REALLY LIKE THAT, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Very well then. I shall simply show them the charts if they are of a high blood class. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: tHANK YOU eQUIUS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: iT WOULD, MAKE ME REALLY SAD IF, YOU DIED, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: aND THEN, i WOULD HAVE TO KILL WHOEVER DID IT, PROBABLY MESSILY, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I would be sad if you died too, especially since I highly doubt we would get a better heir to the throne. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: sO, WE SHOULD AVOID IT, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH THANK YOU i GUESS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: eVEN THOUGH, i AM NOT REALLY, UH, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: oKAY i GUESS, i SHOULD JUST TAKE THE COMPLIMENT, AND BE THANKFUL FOR IT, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D You’re learning, this is good. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH i TRY i, GUESS, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Are you sure you'll be okay? [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: wELL i THINK, i KIND OF HAVE TO, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: uH OTHERWISE, EVERYONE DIES, BUT, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i WILL BE SAD FOR, A REALLY LONG TIME, i THINK, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Well if you need assistance I promise to help. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: tHANK YOU eQUIUS THAT, IS VERY KIND OF YOU, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: pLEASE LET ME KNOW, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING BECAUSE, THERE IS NOT MUCH i CAN'T DO, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D I am so far unoccupied, as thus there is nothing I need so far. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: oKAY, THAT'S, GOOD i GUESS, [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: i THINK i NEED, TO GO CHECK ON kARKAT NOW, [/color]
[color=#008141]CT: >--D Very well then. Goodbye for now. [/color]
[color=#77003c]AT: bYE, eQUIUS, [/color]
-- connivingTreehugger [[color=#008141]CT[/color]] ceased trolling acquisitiveTotem [[color=#77003c]AT[/color]] --