17:15 <@Loskene> I'd actually rather hang out on irc with you weirdos
17:15 <+Mont> awwwm loskene
17:15 <+Zeke> lol
17:15 <@Loskene> you nice people*
17:16 <+TheRobot> that's.... the nicest thing loskene has ever said
17:16 <+TheRobot> CHANGELING
17:16 <+Mont> hahah
17:16 <@Loskene> SHIT
17:16 <+TheRobot> HAS REPLACED THE MASTER
17:16  >>> Loskene squeezes into the ventilation shaft
17:16 <+Mont> you blew your cover
17:16 <+TheRobot> OH NO NOT THIS TIME
17:16  >>> TheRobot remodulates the tricorder
17:16 <+Watson> I'm touched
17:16 <+TheRobot> I'M GOING IN AFTER HIM
17:16 <+Mont> unf
17:16 <+Mont> DON'T DO IT, ROBOT. WE NEED YOU HERE.
17:16  >>> TheRobot takes the Jeffries tube to access tunnel 23 to intersect with the ventilation shaft
17:17  >>> Loskene hides in a panel on the bridge
17:17 <+TheRobot> THEROBOT TO COMMAND DECK
17:17  >>> Loskene summons the Jem'Hadar
17:18 >>+Vegetables<< Loskene, d'aawwww
17:18 <+TheRobot> I HAVE LOST THE CHANGELING
17:18 <+TheRobot> FOR RIGHT NOW, FOCUS ON FINDING THE REAL LOSKENE
17:18  >>> Loskene strangles some redshirts
17:18 <+Mont> hahha
17:18 ==> Nickchange: You're now known as Founder
17:18 <@Founder> You haven't seen the last of me
17:18  >>> Founder beams out
17:19 ==> Nickchange: You're now known as Loskene
17:19 <+Mont> who was that handsome, mysterious man
17:19  >>> Loskene wakes up
17:19  >>> Loskene gets off the couch
17:19 ==> Redshirt3 Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has joined #po
17:19 ==> mode/#po (+v Redshirt3) by FBI
17:19 ==> Redshirt2 Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has joined #po
17:19 ==> mode/#po (+v Redshirt2) by FBI
17:19 ==> RedShirt1 Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has joined #po
17:19 ==> mode/#po (+v RedShirt1) by FBI
17:19 <@Loskene> what's with all the battle damage
17:19 <+Redshirt2> REPORTING FOR DUTY, WHAT IS THE THREAT?
17:19 <@Loskene> GET BACK TO WORK
17:20 <+RedShirt1> Phaser armed, grenades ready to go.
17:20 <+Mont> a slightly less sexy version of you caused a ruckus
17:20 <@Loskene> fucking founders
17:20 <+Redshirt3> Tricorder modulated the changeling's frequency.
17:20 <+TheRobot> ALRIGHT, STRIKE TEAM
17:20 <@Loskene> checked the tranporter logs, he's long gone
17:20 <+TheRobot> Well, shit.
17:20 <@Loskene> Dominion transporters have a range of 5 light years
17:21 <+TheRobot> He could be halfway to the gamma quadrant by now.
17:21 <+Mont> I love irc, goddamn
17:21 ==> Nickchange: Redshirt2 is now known as Davros
17:21 ==> Nickchange: Redshirt3 is now known as The`Master
17:21 <@Loskene> what kind of imposterisation is this
17:21 ==> Nickchange: RedShirt1 is now known as WeepingAngel
17:21 <+Mont> haha
17:22 <+Davros> WE HAVE COME FOR YOU, LOSKENE
17:22 <@Loskene> There is only one Master
17:22 <+The`Master> I have seen the end of time.
17:22 <+The`Master> And you are not in it.
17:22 <+WeepingAngel> And we will see to it that it remains that way.
17:22 <+Davros> For you are an inferior life form
17:22 ==> Nickchange: You're now known as Angel`Bob
17:22 <+Mont> oh god what is happening
17:22 <+WeepingAngel> With so much delicious energy to steal
17:22 <@Angel`Bob> The angels are laughing, sir
17:22 <+The`Master> And once they've sent you back to the beginning of time, you'll cease to exist.
17:23 <+Davros> It's a brilliant plan, isn't it?
17:23 ==> Nickchange: You're now known as Loskene
17:23 <@Loskene> that's the problem
17:23 <@Loskene> because all I have to do is be careful
17:23 <@Loskene> because Time Lords
17:23 <@Loskene> are
17:23 ==> Nickchange: You're now known as The`Commander
17:23 <@The`Commander> immortal
17:23 <+The`Master> NO, IT CANNOT BE
17:23 <+Davros> But you are inferior to my Daleks!
17:24 <+Davros> I order you to attack the commander!
17:24 <@The`Commander> Your Daleks have outgrown you Davros
17:24 <@The`Commander> you're nothing more than a pet to them
17:24 <+Davros> This is not true...!
17:24 <@The`Commander> You trained them to be the superior race
17:24 <@The`Commander> Well you trained them too well
17:24 <+The`Master> But this is my master plan.
17:24 <+The`Master> It cannot be foiled.
17:24 <+ptc> he loskene, it torchwood any good?
17:24 <+ptc> is^
17:24 <+The`Master> I have assembled three of your most powerful enemies.
17:24 <@The`Commander> Well while you were all busy talking
17:24 <+The`Master> NO
17:24 <+Davros> NO
17:24 <+WeepingAngel> NO
17:25 <+TheRobot> NO
17:25 <@The`Commander> I was reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
17:25 <+ptc> i'm almost done with dr.who so a i was wondering
17:25 <+Davros> Whaaaaat?
17:25 <@The`Commander> Your temporal convergence field is collapsing as we speak
17:25 <+Davros> My beautiful daleks...
17:25 <@The`Commander> All your friends are going home
17:25 <+Davros> what will you do to them?
17:25 ==> Davros Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has quit (Quit: vaporised)
17:25 <+Mont> holy shit I'm so confused
17:25 ==> Nickchange: TheRobot is now known as Rassilon
17:25 <@The`Commander> BACK INTO THE TIME WAR RASSILON
17:25 <@The`Commander> BACK INTO HELL
17:25 <+Rassilon> YOU CANNOT DO THIS
17:25 <+WeepingAngel> We shall stop you
17:25 <+WeepingAngel> we shall send you into the void where there is no time
17:26 <+WeepingAngel> no time to think
17:26 <+ptc> so torchwood sucks or somthing?
17:26 <+WeepingAngel> no time to escape
17:26 <+WeepingAngel> no time to be free
17:26 <@The`Commander> keep talking
17:26 <+The`Master> He's bluffing.
17:26 <+The`Master> He'll always be
17:26 <+The`Master> second best.
17:26  >>> The`Commander pulls out a pad
17:26  >>> The`Commander taps some buttons
17:26 <+Vegetables> I should really learn my types already
17:26  >>> The`Commander materialises the TARDIS
17:26 <@The`Commander> have fun
17:26 <+Rassilon> It's no use
17:26  >>> The`Commander flies away
17:26 <+Watson> Torchwood sucks hard ptc
17:26 <+Rassilon> I've retrieved the Matrix!
17:27 <+Rassilon> I can follow you through alllll tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime......
17:27 <@The`Commander> The time lock is being restored
17:27 ==> WeepingAngel Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has quit (Quit: (temporal flux))
17:27 <@The`Commander> the link is broken
17:27 <@The`Commander> The`Master can't save you this time
17:27 <+The`Master> But my laser screwdriver has allowed us to follow your trail
17:27 <@The`Commander> the greatest time lord warrior
17:27 <+The`Master> all this timey wimey
17:27 <+The`Master> all these events you've changed
17:28 <+The`Master> you leave a trail like a slug in sand
17:28 ==> Greippi1 jep@a88-112-30-165.elisa-laajakaista.fi has quit (Quit)
17:28 <@The`Commander> and where do you think I lead you?
17:28 <+Rassilon> And who are you to defy the time lords?
17:28 <+Rassilon> Oh no
17:28 <@The`Commander> I planned this all along
17:28 <+Rassilon> It can't be...
17:28 <+The`Master> IMPOSSIBLE
17:28 <@The`Commander> The year 100 Trillion
17:28 <@The`Commander> the end of the universe
17:28 <+The`Master> BUT I'VE BEEN HERE
17:28 <+The`Master> I'VE BEEN BACK
17:28 <+The`Master> I've
17:28 <+The`Master> I've
17:28 <@The`Commander> You can't control nothingness
17:28 ==> Glyph Glyph@96.228.61.242 has quit (Ping timeout)
17:28 <@The`Commander> You are the master of nothing!
17:29 ==> The`Master Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has quit (Quit: (paradoxical correction))
17:29 <+Rassilon> It is only you and I now.
17:29 <+Rassilon> How fitting the first should meet the last at the end.
17:29 <@The`Commander> with the Master gone
17:29 <+Rassilon> And how does this grand scheme play out for me?
17:29 <@The`Commander> you have no link to this reality
17:29 <+Rassilon> What?
17:29 <+Rassilon> This cannot be!
17:29 <+Watson> Hey Nobue you there?
17:29 <@The`Commander> The rhythm of four is no more
17:29 ==> Rassilon Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has quit (Quit: Unrealed)
17:29 <+Mont> loskene you are fantastic
17:30  >>> The`Commander credits roll
17:30 <@The`Commander> WOOOOOEEEEEOOOOOOOOO
17:30 <@The`Commander> EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:30 <@The`Commander> DOOO DO DOOOOOO DAAA DA DOOOOOO
17:30 ==> TheRobot Kevin@173-29-154-176.client.mchsi.com has joined #po
17:30 ==> mode/#po (+v TheRobot) by FBI
17:30 ==> Nickchange: You're now known as Loskene
17:30  >>> Mont claps
17:30 <@Loskene> good show, lads