PMS session 29

<Halifax> [Quick Load! The party was around the fire or close by. The night was rough, but everyone made it through alright... Looks like it'll FINALLY be a peaceful day.]
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* [Rut]Allison is stirred from her "nap"...
* Ellisa finally finishes that "Breakfast" of hers, at least it smells nice.. I think.
<Ellisa> Breakfast is ready!!
* [BNS]Amile is awoken by the smell of food and starts to stir...
<[BNS]Amile> Mmm.... oh. Morning. Thank god.
* [BNS]Amile breathes a sigh of relief
<[Rut]Allison> Nghhh... what happened? Feels like I just spent another night in the east end of London...
<Ellisa> You almost died, should of died but didn't. So here's breakfast, come get some.
<[Rut]Allison> If I had a halfpenny for every time that happened... Ah, you cooked?
<Ellisa> Yeah, food. Now come eat before I take it all.
* [BNS]Amile goes to grab some eats
* [Rut]Allison does the same.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle silently joins the group.
* Ellisa hands Dani a bowl too.
<Ellisa> Here.
* [huh]Danielle nods.
<[Rut]Allison> Hey...
* [Rut]Allison crosses her arms.
<Ellisa> ..what?
* [Rut]Allison is looking at Dani.
<[Rut]Allison> Quiet as a mouse, and just as timid... You'd think last night had killed you!
<[huh]Danielle> ...?
<[huh]Danielle> Last night...?
* [huh]Danielle shivers.
<[huh]Danielle> N-nothing happened... Probably.
<[Rut]Allison> Hmmm...?
* [Rut]Allison leans forward, staring at Danielle.
* [par]Evone eats her stew in silence, embarrassed over what she can remember of what she did during her breakdown
<[Rut]Allison> There's more to that story than you say, little lady... but, that's not my concern. Why so glum?
<[huh]Danielle> Not glum, really.
* Ellisa interrupts.
<[par]Evone> "Well wer'in a pritty fokin desolit place an' gon through 'ell.  Glum Glum is good fer what we shuld be feelin."
<Ellisa> Dani's the quiet type, leave her be.
* Ellisa chows down...hmm.. could be better but its good enough for now.
* [huh]Danielle eats.
<[Rut]Allison> Oh, there's always a silver lining for the trained eye! I don't think the weather's getting any worse.
<[Rut]Allison> ... Famous last words. Heh.
* [Rut]Allison picks up a plate and starts eating.
<[par]Evone> " 'ow culd this git any werse?  I suddah ta think."
* Ellisa sighs.
<Ellisa> Don't jinx us.
<[BNS]Amile> If you think this is bad, then you haven't been in this line of work long enough.
<[huh]Danielle> We'll survive.
<[huh]Danielle> Probably.
<[Rut]Allison> But seriously, now. A storm like that isn't just the weather. I've done my own navigation long enough to know that. I get the feeling that finishing off those misty mutts salvaged our situation.
<[par]Evone> "Well inliten me, then.  I've been in this crew fer 'alf me life an between freezin and 'sanity I fail ta see what werse we bin through."
<[Rut]Allison> --I did mention that, right? That I was a navigator? I was part of the second ever expedition to the south pole, you know. Now THAT was a blizzard.
<Ellisa> Quiet you two, we can save the bickerin' for later. Let us eat please.
<[par]Evone> "Bullshite, Allie.  Nowun culd servive cold like that."
<[Rut]Allison> Few. But not no-one.
* [huh]Danielle puts down her empty bowl.
<[huh]Danielle> THanks.
<Ellisa> If both of y'all don't shut up I'll make you shut up.
<[par]Evone> "Roight.  Well then ye shuld give me sum tips fer warmin up."
<Ellisa> Body heat transfer.
* Ellisa looks away.
<[huh]Danielle> Body heat is good.
* [huh]Danielle nods.
* [par]Evone laughs
<[Rut]Allison> Aye, that'd be one. There's also alcohol... Don't work up a sweat, though.
<[Rut]Allison> You'll die.
<[par]Evone> "Well than let me know if anywun needs warmin up."
* Ellisa chuckles.
* [par]Evone she shakes her head chuckling
* [huh]Danielle raises her hand.
<Ellisa> ...yeah? What's up Dani?
* [huh]Danielle stares at Evone.
<[Rut]Allison> Ah, I remember it. It was the S.S. Cook, named after the explorer himself. Met him once. Handsome~
<[par]Evone> "yer cold?"
* [huh]Danielle blinks once, and keeps staring.
<[Rut]Allison> I went up on deck, in that bitter cold... we'd sent a man up with a sextent over an hour ago. A rotund, sweaty fellow, he was.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle puts down her hand.
* [par]Evone offers her hand to Danielle, "If yer cold then come ovah."
* [huh]Danielle crawls over.
<[Rut]Allison> ...I peeked my head out the cabin door, and saw him, wrapped in a blanket to shield him from the icy breeze. I called out to him...
* [par]Evone pulls Danielle onto her lap and into a hug
<[par]Evone> "There ye go."
* [Rut]Allison is lost in storyland, now.
* Ellisa wonders when the capt'n will get back.. its too long now.
<[Rut]Allison> ... No answer. I called again, louder, but he didn't even move. The sextent was still in his hands. I worked my willpower up to get out on deck, and made my way over. I put a hand on his shoulder...
<[Rut]Allison> ...Rock solid. And then I saw his face. He was wearing a mask of ice, frozen like a statue. Ah, that chilled me more than the temperature, let me tell you. He never did wake up.
* [huh]Danielle shakes her head sadly.
<[Rut]Allison> ... Oy. You're doing it again.
* [Rut]Allison addresses Dani, suddenly.
<Ellisa> And you're getting away with yer story. Was wondering when ya'd shut up.
* [BNS]Amile is paying no attention to Allison's verbal diarrhea as she ponders her situation
<[par]Evone> "Yeah las time 'is arm fell off."
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle stares at Allison.
<[huh]Danielle> What?
<[Rut]Allison> Oh, no, that was in New Guinea-- Oh.
* [Rut]Allison is distracted by Evone's comment, but turns her attention back to Danielle.
<[Rut]Allison> You were looking all sullen, again. You'll get wrinkles, you know~
<[huh]Danielle> I'm always like this, though...
<[Rut]Allison> Oh, that won't do. A girl like you ought to be smiling! Like this, see~
<Ellisa> Ah... shuddup already!
* Ellisa chucks a light plate onto Allison's head.
<[Rut]Allison> Kyaa!
* Ellisa then goes back to eating, a bit grumpy.
* [Rut]Allison is hit! The plate cracks over her head.
* [BNS]Amile giggles
<[Rut]Allison> Owwww... Y-you're too violent,  Ellisa...
* [par]Evone frowns
<Ellisa> And yer yappin' a bit too much this early in the mornin'.
<[par]Evone> "We dun need any violence..."
<[Rut]Allison> Careless, too. What if you'd hit poor Danielle?
<Ellisa> She didn't get hit, so its ok.
<[Rut]Allison> How careless. If I'd moved even an inch...
* [par]Evone rustles Danielle's hair
<[par]Evone> "Ignore tha lot o em."
* [huh]Danielle closes her eyes, accepting it.
* [Rut]Allison frowns. She gets a free ruffle, and doesn't even bat an eye? Bah...
* [Rut]Allison sighs and sits cross-legged.
<[Rut]Allison> You all act so... dull. Of all the perils I expected upon taking this job, being this bored wasn't one of them.
<[BNS]Amile> You're always free to find another line of work.
* [BNS]Amile coughs lightly
* [Rut]Allison yawns and lays back.
<Ellisa> You wanna play huh Allison?
<[Rut]Allison> Ooh, did you have something in mind...?
<Ellisa> Yeah, its called "this"
* Ellisa pulls out your gun she stole last night and fires at you. *click*
<Ellisa> It's loaded this time.
* [Rut]Allison blinks.
<[Rut]Allison> Y-you're bluffing...
* Ellisa laughs wildly...
<Ellisa> Ahahaha!!!
* Ellisa fires, a flash of light shoots torwards you.
<[Rut]Allison> Noooo!
* [Rut]Allison scrambles, trying to escape.
* Ellisa sighs.
* [BNS]Amile laughs trillingly
<Ellisa> It's just gunpowder my dear Allison.
* [Rut]Allison gets up slowly, facing away.
<[Rut]Allison> O-of course it was. I was just playing along because I was bored.
* Ellisa smirks....
<Ellisa> Oh... are you now~?
<[Rut]Allison> . o O ( Oh Gods, my heart... )
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* Ellisa then promptly get shitted on by a passing bird.
<Ellisa> What the---
* [Rut]Allison snickers.
<Ellisa> AH.. dammit. There goes my bandana..
* Ellisa takes it off, letting her long hair flow freely now.
* [par]Evone yawns and closes her eyes
<[par]Evone> "I dint git any sleep..."
* [huh]Danielle looks up at her, then reaches up and pats Evones head..
* [par]Evone smiles
<[par]Evone> "Yer a nice kid, Dan.  Wot are'ye evan doin with people like us..."
<[Rut]Allison> Awww...
<[Rut]Allison> That's a little more like it, at least~
* [huh]Danielle nods.
* [Rut]Allison returns to her sitting position.
* Ellisa tosses Allison back her gun.
<Ellisa> Catch.
* [Rut]Allison fliches, and fumbles the pistol, managing to get a grip on it before it hit the ground.
<[Rut]Allison> This is... mine?
* [Rut]Allison is :|
* [Rut]Allison sighs.
<[Rut]Allison> Touché, dear Ellisa, touché...
<Ellisa> Indeed.
<SnowWhiteCat> nya~
<[Rut]Allison> Huh?
<[huh]Danielle> ...
<Ellisa> ...what?...
* [par]Evone 's eyes pop open
<[par]Evone> "Wot?"
* Ellisa looks for the source of that noise.
* SnowWhiteCat is passing by. It eyes the source of the food smell warily from over a lump of snow...
* SnowWhiteCat peeks its head out and freezes.
<[Rut]Allison> We have a visitor...
<[BNS]Amile> Eh? Where?
<[Rut]Allison> Behind you.
<[huh]Danielle> Kitty...
<[par]Evone> "Kitty?  'ere kitty kitty..."
* [Rut]Allison replies with sarcasm on Ellisa could recognize.
* [par]Evone pats Dani's lap as her own is full
<[Rut]Allison> [=-=only Ellisa*]
* Ellisa sighs at Allison and sees the white cat.
* SnowWhiteCat is wary...
<[Rut]Allison> Hm. What a nice coat.
* SnowWhiteCat ducks out of sight
<Ellisa> Whoa...
<Ellisa> That's somethin' ya don't see every day now...
<[BNS]Amile> Hey, kitty kitty, come back~
<[par]Evone> "Ack i's gittin away!"
* [BNS]Amile clicks her tongue to attract the cat's attention
<[BNS]Amile> Hey, don't chase it, you'll just scare it away!
* [par]Evone goes to get up but stops herself before accidently tossing off Dani
* [huh]Danielle gets off.
* [huh]Danielle nods.
<[par]Evone> "I'll bring it back fer ye," she says to Danielle
* [par]Evone goes to trail the cat
<Ellisa> Psh, it's mine!~
* Ellisa hops out, grinning, it'll be a nice gift for Dani.
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* SnowWhiteCat runs away.
<[par]Evone> "Hey come back!  'ere kitty kitty!  ...please?"
* SnowWhiteCat is frightened by the number of cat calls coming its way.
<Ellisa> Ack... it's getting away...
* [Rut]Allison gives chase! For a little, anyway. She quits the field early, panting.
<[Rut]Allison> Ah, it's just a stray.
* SnowWhiteCat is hiding... Like some kind of snow ninja cat.
* [Rut]Allison takes a seat next to Amile.
* [huh]Danielle sits back down.
* Ellisa breaks is careful to not make any loud noises as she searches for the Cat.. damn.. it HAD to have white fur huh...
<[Rut]Allison> Well, like I said. You can't win 'em all. Right, Amile?
* [BNS]Amile stands up with some food in hand and walks off, clicking her tongue, looking for where the cat went.
<[Rut]Allison> ... Well, how do you like that...
* [par]Evone sulks back to Danielle, with everyone else chasing after it she knew she'd never beat them too the cat
* SnowWhiteCat is less intimidated by the entire crew now...
<[par]Evone> "I reallah need ta work on me runnin..."
* SnowWhiteCat returns to peeking over a snow mound...
<SnowWhiteCat> Nya...
<Ellisa> Ah!... there you are!
* Ellisa accidently shouts a bit too loud.
* SnowWhiteCat bolts...
<[Rut]Allison> Perhaps you'll try throwing things at it next, Ellisa~?
* [Rut]Allison calls.
* [huh]Danielle sits silently.
<Ellisa>  You're gonna die Allison... just you wait...
* Ellisa grits her teeth upon hearing that grating voice.
<[par]Evone> "Im sorrah Dan I wuznt abal ta git tha kitty..."
* [Rut]Allison looks at the two of them...
<Ellisa> I'm not giving up yet...
* SnowWhiteCat appears behind Dani...
* SnowWhiteCat steals some food...
* [BNS]Amile spots the cat and squats down, clicking to get its attention
<[BNS]Amile> Kitty, want some food?
* [BNS]Amile holds out some food and rubs her fingers together
* SnowWhiteCat does its impression of a deer caught in headlights
* [huh]Danielle throws herself at the cat, seizing it and tubling slightly with it in her arms.
<[huh]Danielle> Got it...
* Ellisa returns, losing the sight of the cat.. but wait...
<Ellisa>  No way..
<Ellisa>  how did Dani even get it...
* Dune|Away is now known as Dune
* Ellisa sighs deafeatedly as she walks back to the group.
* [huh]Danielle walks back, cat in arms.
<[Rut]Allison> No doubt, it saw you, and chose the lesser two evils.
* [huh]Danielle shows it to Evone.
<[huh]Danielle> ...Don't be sorry.
<Ellisa> Congrats Dani, I didn't expect you to catch it.
* [par]Evone grins then frowns
* Ellisa pats her on head an rubs her hair gently.
<[par]Evone> "Ye got it- wait yer arms, are you okay?  It didnt hert ye did it?"
* [huh]Danielle closes her eyes and shakes her head.
<Ellisa> Hehe.. good girl.. well.. at least I know the capt'n won't say no to ya about keepin the cat.
<[par]Evone> "Well then good job on catchin it, ye sure beat tha rest o' us.  If we'r chasin a bountah I know who ta git help from now."
<[Rut]Allison> My, my... even when all's said and done, not even a smirk. You're an interesting girl, Danielle. I think you may grow on me.
<Ellisa> Over my dead body.
* [huh]Danielle stares at Allison, then nods.
* Ellisa grips Allison's collar and or shirt if any.
* [huh]Danielle sits and strokes the cat.
* SnowWhiteCat purrs...
<[Rut]Allison> Ah, did I hit a nerve? How adorable. I'd never have guessed you were the "big sister" type~
<[par]Evone> "What do ye think o namin it?"
<Ellisa> And... my dear Allison~ What's that about me using a rock?~
* Ellisa smiles.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle lifts the cat's nether regions to eye level.
<[Rut]Allison> No, I don't think you're the type to use your head, either.
* [par]Evone snorts a suppressed laugh
<SnowWhiteCat> [=-=CENSORED]
<SnowWhiteCat> [=-=Kidding]
<Ellisa> Well then.. how about I put a rock into your head so you'll have something other than hot air in there~?
<[huh]Danielle> ...Teach.
<[huh]Danielle> His name is Teach.
<[par]Evone> "Teach, eh?  as gude a name as any.  Well I hope it likes ya."
* [huh]Danielle nods.
<[par]Evone> "I'm sure it will, like I said yer a good kid."
* [Rut]Allison squeezes Ellisa's breasts. Sneak attack!
<[Rut]Allison> Better in there than in here!
* Ellisa eyes go wide.
<Ellisa> Ahh!~...
* Ellisa lets go immediately.
* [Rut]Allison playfully skips to a running start~
* [par]Evone notices the two messing around and laughs at Allison's antics
<[par]Evone> "Yer suppose ta git tha shert off firs!"
<[Rut]Allison> Haha, I'll have to remember that next time! How about it, Ellisa~?
<Ellisa> ....you're are so DEAD
* Ellisa gets up and chases after Allison with breakneck speed.
* [huh]Danielle feeds Teach.
* [par]Evone 's hand "accidently" catches Ellisa's shirt and the breakneck speed causes her to proceed without it
<[Rut]Allison> ?
* [Rut]Allison looks back and stops.
<[Rut]Allison> ... What.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle loks up.
* [BNS]Amile glares at Evone
<Ellisa> ...cold....
<[BNS]Amile> What is it with you and stealing people's clothes?
* [Rut]Allison has a twinkle in her eye.
<[par]Evone> "Wot?  Slandah!  She shuld be more carful an assidints like this wont happan."
<[Rut]Allison> Ohhhh, what's this~? I was only kidding when I said they were hot air balloons. You shouldn't try to propel yourself with them~
<Ellisa> ...
<[huh]Danielle> .....
* Ellisa stops...and goes a tad bit too red.
* [huh]Danielle looks away.
* [Rut]Allison gives Evone a thumbs-up. She begins to pace around Ellisa, circling her like a shark.
<[Rut]Allison> Hmm, it certainly is a... "bold" statement. Mayhap you dress this way when at sea~?
* [par]Evone chuckles
<[par]Evone> "I enderse it!"
<Ellisa> You little..
* Ellisa tries to tackle ALlison and misses horribly.
* [Rut]Allison quickens her step at the last second, tripping Ellisa. And now she's on the ground~
<[par]Evone> "Hey you'll freeze ta death dressed like that, I'll help warm ye up if ye want."
* [par]Evone laughs to herself
* Ellisa sighs, on the floor, what quick spiral down into madness has this day become...
* [Rut]Allison resumes her predatory circle. With added height, now, she's more like a vulture.
* [huh]Danielle watches...
<[Rut]Allison> It is cold... I'd tell you to "stand up", but it looks like I'm too late.
* [par]Evone walks over with a fading smile, hoping this doesn't get too out of hand
* [huh]Danielle approaches as well.
<[Rut]Allison> But my, you are quite lovely. Those breasts, that physique... Given, only slightly on the burly side, but still. It's almost enough to make a girl jealous, you know?...
* [par]Evone grumbles something to herself on the subject of jealousy and bodies
* [Rut]Allison stops for a moment before sitting... right on Ellisa.
<[Rut]Allison> Hmm....
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [Rut]Allison 's legs are on the side. She crosses her legs and holds her chin in mock thought.
<Ellisa> ... First capt'n, cold, snow, wolves then this....
* Ellisa sighs.
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<[Rut]Allison> You sound resigned.
* [Rut]Allison prods. You know what.
<[par]Evone> "She's roight, we all bin through enuff.  Do ye really half te throw salt?"
* [par]Evone starts feeling guilty
* [Rut]Allison looks at Evone for a moment. Then smiles.
<[Rut]Allison> Oh, don't worry so much. We've likely been doing this since before you were born. Quite the pair of hags we are, eh? Ahaha...
<[par]Evone> "I aint that young..."
* [par]Evone frowns
<[par]Evone> "Am I..?"
<Ellisa>  Whatever, crap's going wrong all damn day...
<[Rut]Allison> So... what do -you- think we should do about this, Ellisa?
* [Rut]Allison traces a line along Ellisa's collarbone, tickling here and there.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
<[huh]Danielle> Don't bully Elli.
<Ellisa>  I don't care anymore... lets just get off this damn rock.
<[Rut]Allison> Oh, drat. It seems the crowd's against me.
* [Rut]Allison shrugs. She never meant any harm. Ellisa seems out of it, and Allison was just having some fun...
* [par]Evone paces around a bit and unknowingly steps on some thin ice and falls through
<[Rut]Allison> Well, then. Let's just forget about this whole thing, hm? The mental image will last me a lifetime... But I won't bring it up again if you don't.
<[par]Evone> "Wo- SHITE!"
* [Rut]Allison gets off and offers a hand to help her sorta-friend up... for a moment, anyway.
<[Rut]Allison> --What the hell?!
* Ellisa pounces Allison, straddlign her.. is about to punch her... then stops mid-way.
<[huh]Danielle> ?
<Ellisa> ....
<[Rut]Allison> Argh! E-Evone!
* [par]Evone curses as she lands on her arse in some sort of ice cave
<[par]Evone> "Tha hell happened?!"
* [huh]Danielle looks down.
* [huh]Danielle gives Evone a thumbs-up.
* [par]Evone frowns
<[par]Evone> "Find sum rope!"
* Ellisa sighs and gets off and gets back her clothes, even putting on that smelly bandana.
* [Rut]Allison gets to her feet.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle looks for rope.
<[Rut]Allison> This is bad... I'll run back to town. Get the captain, or a rescuer...
<[Rut]Allison> The snow's thin enough, I think.
* [par]Evone decides to look around maybe there would be a way out. There's some weird stone ruins frozen into the cave
* [Rut]Allison moves with purpose. She starts to leave...
<[Rut]Allison> -- Oh, and Ellisa.
<[Rut]Allison> You'll owe me a favor. Let's leave it at that, for now.
* Ellisa slaps herself a few time to regain her composure.
<Ellisa>  Cmon elli, you can' be crying in front of your mates
* [par]Evone finds a ridiculous feathered headress on an altar that she thinks is hideous but can feel the magic from it so puts it on anyway
<[par]Evone> "This bettah 'ave sum great powahs..."
* <[huh]Danielle]waves Amile and Elli over.
* Ellisa sighs and comes over, peering down...
* Ellisa .oO( Is this shit all worth for a cruddy looking headdress?)
<[BNS]Amile> Hrm?
* [BNS]Amile walks over to Danielle
<[BNS]Amile> What's up?
<[huh]Danielle> ...Any rope?
* [BNS]Amile thinks
* [par]Evone walks back to the space under the hole with her new goofy headdress, "Did ye find a rope?"
* [huh]Danielle shrugs.
<[BNS]Amile> I think we should have some in the supplies still
* [BNS]Amile goes over to the wagon to dig around
<[par]Evone> "Oi wots takin so long?"
* Ellisa smirks and spits on Evone and walks back to the camp to idle around and clean up their mess.
<[huh]Danielle> She's looking.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [huh]Danielle stares back at Elli.
<[par]Evone> "Oi!"
* [par]Evone avoids the spit
* Ellisa is now known as Orange
* [BNS]Amile returns with a coil of rope
* [huh]Danielle throws down the rope.
* [par]Evone grabs the rope to climb up
* [par]Evone climbs out and squeezes Dani in a hug upon rescue
<[par]Evone> "Thank ye!"
<[huh]Danielle> no problem.
<[huh]Danielle> ...
* [par]Evone lets go, embarassed
<[par]Evone> "S-sorrah."
* [huh]Danielle picks the cat back up.
<[huh]Danielle> no problem.
* [par]Evone sighs and sits down
<[par]Evone> "Wot a fukin week.  Do ye feel as insane as I do?"
* [huh]Danielle tilts her head.
<[par]Evone> "Eh I guess not than.  Tha's good.  We all kinda freaked out before."
<[huh]Danielle> Freaked out?
<[par]Evone> "Yeah I uh..."
* [par]Evone rubs the back of her neck
<[par]Evone> "I jus see red sumtimez."
* [huh]Danielle nods.
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<[par]Evone> "If I eva git like tha' promis me ye'll jus run.  I dun wanna 'urt ye or anything/
* [huh]Danielle pats Evone.
<[huh]Danielle> You won't.
* [huh]Danielle nods.
* [par]Evone smiles
<[par]Evone> "Yeah, I feel alot mor a'peace."