The dumb song stone wrote

Where have competent players gone, and you say this jungler’s gold?
Where’s a Targonian heracles to stop what’s getting old?
Isn’t there a jungler upon a swiney steed?
Every game, I scream and I rage and I dream of what we need!

We need a jungler
We’re holding out for our jungler ‘till the end of the fight
She’s clearing all the same, now she’s right near our lane
And she’ll arrive just in time for the fight

We need a jungler! We’re holding out for our jungler until the end of the fight!
Her help is a boon, and if she doesn’t get here soon, then their champs will be claiming my life!

Somewhere in the teamfight of my wildest fantasy
Somewhere right inside their team is someone CC’ing them for me

Rising with my win rate, arriving with scuttle’s speed
Gonna take one more epic fight to bring me what I need!

We need their jungler
Wishing we had their jungler just for a night
Her CC doesn’t miss, and it sure would be bliss
If she was on my side for a fight

I need their jungler!
Wishing I had their jungler even for a fight!
But she just started a dive, their champs are starting to thrive, and now they are taking my life!
I need our jungler! Wishing I had our jungler even for a fight!

Out where the dragons meet the herald above
Where kennen lightning breaks up the scene
I can swear that she’s watching, prepping for ganking me

Through my deaths and the rage and the flame
Through the stuns and the slows
I can see her approach with a killing blow

But I have this jungler! And I’m here praying he’s finally here for a fight!
Always dies and its swell, been counterjungled as well
And somehow he’s eighteen levels behind

So fuck this jungler! Watch him go in and die just before the fight!
Sandbagged us all game, now he says we’re to blame
And I’m sad that this is our life

Yes, fuck this jungler!
They’re taking our towers since we can never fight
Our wards are all dead, Janna just died to zed,
This is such a disturbing sight

So fuck this jungler!
Just respawned and again, he’s away from the fight
Its the end of the game, always turns out the same,
And now DEFEAT is all that remains!