The dumb song stone wrote
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- Where have competent players gone, and you say this jungler’s gold?
- Where’s a Targonian heracles to stop what’s getting old?
- Isn’t there a jungler upon a swiney steed?
- Every game, I scream and I rage and I dream of what we need!
- We need a jungler
- We’re holding out for our jungler ‘till the end of the fight
- She’s clearing all the same, now she’s right near our lane
- And she’ll arrive just in time for the fight
- We need a jungler! We’re holding out for our jungler until the end of the fight!
- Her help is a boon, and if she doesn’t get here soon, then their champs will be claiming my life!
- Somewhere in the teamfight of my wildest fantasy
- Somewhere right inside their team is someone CC’ing them for me
- Rising with my win rate, arriving with scuttle’s speed
- Gonna take one more epic fight to bring me what I need!
- We need their jungler
- Wishing we had their jungler just for a night
- Her CC doesn’t miss, and it sure would be bliss
- If she was on my side for a fight
- I need their jungler!
- Wishing I had their jungler even for a fight!
- But she just started a dive, their champs are starting to thrive, and now they are taking my life!
- I need our jungler! Wishing I had our jungler even for a fight!
- Out where the dragons meet the herald above
- Where kennen lightning breaks up the scene
- I can swear that she’s watching, prepping for ganking me
- Through my deaths and the rage and the flame
- Through the stuns and the slows
- I can see her approach with a killing blow
- But I have this jungler! And I’m here praying he’s finally here for a fight!
- Always dies and its swell, been counterjungled as well
- And somehow he’s eighteen levels behind
- So fuck this jungler! Watch him go in and die just before the fight!
- Sandbagged us all game, now he says we’re to blame
- And I’m sad that this is our life
- Yes, fuck this jungler!
- They’re taking our towers since we can never fight
- Our wards are all dead, Janna just died to zed,
- This is such a disturbing sight
- So fuck this jungler!
- Just respawned and again, he’s away from the fight
- Its the end of the game, always turns out the same,
- And now DEFEAT is all that remains!
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