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Apr 26th, 2015
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  1. >4chan.org
  2. >/mlp/
  3. >Start New Thread
  4. >...
  5. >You stared at the blank screen wondering what to type
  6. >"Hey guys guess what? The Mane 6 plus Gilda, and Lyra, and Spike are at my place!!! You jelly!?!?!"
  7. >That just seemed retarded
  8. >You sighed and changed the address
  9. >Google
  10. >Search: Self-defense
  11. >You were hoping maybe you'd find something that would help you take on a sperg the size of a mountain
  12. >Like the one you had tied up in the basement
  13. >Oh yeah, he's still there isn't he?
  14. >You look at the clock
  15. >5:43 A.M.
  16. >Hmm...he would probably still be asleep at this time
  17. >And so would your neighbors
  18. >You grimace at the thought of having to sustain that...thing
  19. >But you had to do it unless you wanted manslaughter as a charge against you
  20. >You leave your seat and move to the kitchen
  21. >Now what the hell would you feed him?
  22. >A sandwich? hell no he would need his hands free for that
  23. >You search through your cabinets until you find an old sports bottle, the kind with the straw
  24. >Perfect
  25. >You had just the thing in mind
  26. >Thankfully you had every ingredient needed for the protein shake
  27. >Some milk, a banana, bran cereal, and a raw egg
  28. >Mix together in a blender and you were good to go
  29. >Oh, right. The blender...
  30. >It's not that you didn't have one, it's that you didn't want to wake anybody
  31. >Least of all Gilda, who knew what-
  32. >G: "Hng, what are you doing dweeb?"
  33. >She caught you by surprise and startle you, bitch was as quiet as a cat
  34. "Ah, oh, uh. Breakfast."
  35. >Gilda looks over your shoulder at the set of ingredients
  36. >G: "Whatever, pour me a bowl too."
  37. "Huh? Oh, no this is for a shake."
  38. >G: "Then pour me a glass twerp! Do i have to think for you now?"
  39. >Gilda walked back to the sofa bed and pulled out the Cosmo Magazine from the bag.
  40. >She wouldn't leave the store without it
  41. >You go back to your devices, with her awake it was just a matter of not being too loud with the damn thing
  42. >Power level 6 should do it
  43.  
  44. ---
  45.  
  46. >Once again you're walking down the same hallway you did not two days ago
  47. >It seemed shorter now that you didn't have to drag a mammoth hunk of fat and sweat behind you
  48. >When you get to the elevator again you take notice of your surroundings
  49. >Not a drug dealer or nosy neighbor around
  50. >You take a deep breath as you open the gate again just enough to squeeze through
  51. >You tap the button for the basement and off went the screeching mess
  52. >Not wanting to draw attention to yourself you waited until now to slip on your mask
  53. >Really it was just your pillowcase with two holes you cut in it with your knife just before you left
  54. >When Gilda asked you just shook your head and handed her the glass full of pulverized breakfast mash
  55. >She didn't bother you much either, she was too entertained with all those pictures of boobs
  56. >Okay time for the run through
  57. >Mask, Check
  58. >Nutrient Shake, Check
  59. >Duct Tape, Check
  60. >Knife, Check
  61. >Yeah that was it
  62. >As the elevator hit the bottom you realize you forgot a flashlight
  63. >But you still had a phone
  64. >You open the door and step through the threshold into the darkness beyond the yellowed light
  65. >You pause and listen for any signs of life
  66. >Yes, a steady breath assured you the beast still slumbered
  67. >Clicking the phone light on you balance it against a stack of boxes and shine in your general direction
  68. >You could just make out the gray strung out Mongoloid giant in the dim LED light
  69. >You unwrap the first bit of duct tape and wrap it around the bottle
  70. >Next you press it against his greasy, pimply, hairy chin and wrap it around his head
  71. >It was at this time he began stirring
  72. >As soon as he saw your pillowcase head he started crying and screaming as loud as he could
  73. >You cut off the tape and place your finger over your mouth to silence him
  74. >It worked for a second before you procured your knife
  75. >He started making a noise like a high pitch whine as it got closer
  76. >You intended no harm of course
  77. >You cut a small slit in the tape encasing his mouth and slip the straw inside
  78. "Start sucking."
  79. >Good job Anon, that didn't sound creepy
  80. >The sperg takes a small experimental sip, then starts going to town on it
  81. "That's a good boy."
  82. >That one was meant to be creepy
  83. >You slap on an additional square of duct tape over his mouth to make sure the straw didn't come out
  84. >And to keep him from screaming out loud
  85. >Your job done you turn on your heel and put out the phone light
  86. >Once again your back behind the cage in the elevator and going up
  87. >You hear one last whine before the rusty gears drown him out
  88.  
  89. ---
  90.  
  91. >The gears at the top didn't settle too well
  92. >They cranked out a thud that you swore shook the whole level of the building
  93. >You squeeze back out and scrape the gate into place
  94. >You fish out the padlock you bought yesterday and placed it in a loop on the inside of the cage
  95. >Anyone trying to pry into it would be hard pressed to take off the lock with bolt cutters
  96. *CLICK*
  97. >??: "Feeding time?"
  98. >You look up to find the dealer leaning against his doorway and chowing on some cereal
  99. >That's when you notice something else
  100. >The noticeably narrow field of view you have
  101. >The pillowcase was still on your head
  102. >You pull it off slowly and try to give him your best 'givafuck' attitude
  103. "Yeah."
  104. >You stuff the pillowcase in your back pocket and walk a little closer to him
  105. "How's it going?"
  106. >The dealer just scooped another spoonful of cereal into his mouth and chewed with his mouth open
  107. >He wiped his nose with his thumb and shrugged
  108. >You guessed okay
  109. "Why did you tell me to park in the back? What did the landlord say?"
  110. >The dealer looked soured by the question
  111. >?: "Fuck that nigga. Got his bitch ass around my pinkie."
  112. "Well, yeah fine but what about me? What's he going to do?"
  113. >Another spoonful
  114. >He shook his head and sipped some of the milk from the bowl
  115. >?: "He won't do shit to you."
  116. >You felt a little weight lift off your shoulders.
  117. >?: "Just give him a ride tonight."
  118. "Huh?"
  119. >?: "Yeah, he just needs to talk to some people and he doesn't want to take his car."
  120. "What the fuck?"
  121. >?: "Don't worry about it."
  122.  
  123. >You sigh and look at the floor
  124. >Guess it was better than being kicked out
  125. >When you look back up you see him staring behind you
  126. >Following his gaze you find Gilda standing at the corner
  127. >Her long legs were peeking out from under your sweater which she was wearing
  128. >?: "Damn. How you doing?"
  129. >G: "Are you talking to me spaz?"
  130. >?: "Hey, c'mon you know you look good."
  131. >He flashed her his winning smile and you were actually surprised to see all his teeth were perfectly white
  132. >Gilda ignored him
  133. >G: "Get moving dweeb."
  134. >?: "Hey, not yet. We're still talking here. Why don't you join us? My name's Tony. Tony Desperado."
  135. >Is this nigger serious.gif
  136. >To your surprise Gilda smiles back at him
  137. >G: "In that case my name's Nunya. Nunyabusiness!"
  138. >Instantly her smile grows into a scowl
  139. >G: "Will you get moving dweeb so i can stop talking to this loser?"
  140. >Tony: "Loser? Girl you don't know me."
  141. >Tony reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of cash and started waving it in front of him
  142. >Gilda countered by digging into your sweater pocket and pulling out your wad of cash
  143. >G: "Big whoop, see i got some too. Now why don't you quit trying to act like you're such a big boy?"
  144. >Tony bit his lip and you knew he was starting to get tired of her
  145. >Tony: "Oh, is that yours? Or is it..."
  146. >Tony glared at you
  147. >Gilda just sneered
  148. >G: "Does it matter? The fact is i know what to do with it. But i bet you don't. In fact i bet there are a lot of things you have that you don't know what to do with."
  149. >Tony became agitated and started walking towards her
  150. >You stepped in his way and he tried to step around
  151. >You block him again and he pushes you aside
  152. >You grab his arm and squeeze without looking
  153. >Tony turns his head to look at you
  154. >It suddenly clicks in his mind that your purposefully holding him back
  155. >T: "Oh, so you think you're hard now?"
  156. >You peer at him through the corner of your eye
  157. "Only when i need to be."
  158. >A small silence passes between you two where neither of your break your gaze
  159. >Finally Tony shakes you off and turns to face you
  160. >T: "Alright fine. Don't forget about Brad, he's taking you to meet his friends later."
  161. >That wasn't a very friendly tone he took with you
  162. >In fact it was downright menacing
  163. >Brad? Was the landlord's name Brad?
  164. >You hear a door close to your right and find that in your pondering Tony slipped away
  165. >Breathing a sigh of relief you turn back around to walk Gilda back
  166. >Wait, where'd she go?
  167. >You take a few step forward
  168. "Gilda?"
  169. >You turn the corner and find her halfway down the hall
  170. >She was looking back at you
  171. >G: "Took you long enough, what did i say?"
  172. >You were at a loss for words
  173. >She snarled
  174. >G: "Get moving dweeb!"
  175.  
  176. >You obediently follow that ass back to your apartment
  177. >On the way you began building questions in your mind
  178. >Why are you wearing my sweater?
  179. >Why do you have my money?
  180. >And maybe just as important. Why the fuck did you walk out the door like that!?
  181. >Walking back into your apartment you make sure to put both locks on the door
  182. >Turning around youre ready to bombard Gilda with your questions when you see her slipping off the sweater
  183. >Rather than unzipping it she pulled it over her head and for a second you imagined her nightgown must've caught
  184. >It was when she pulled it over her shoulders that you realized she wasn't wearing it
  185. >As Gilda bunches the sweater around her chest to get her arms out you throw your hands over your eyes and turn into the corner
  186. "What the hell are you doing?"
  187. >G: "Huh?"
  188. >Gilda is surprised to find you in that awkward position
  189. >G: "What are you doing now?"
  190. "You're joking!"
  191. >G: "No, i mean why are you way over there? Don't you want your sweater back?
  192. >You could sense her holding it out to you
  193. >Blood rushed to your face as your imagination got carried away
  194. "J-just put it back on!"
  195. >Gilda remained quiet
  196. >G: "What are you going on about now doofus!?"
  197. >You still couldn't move
  198. >It was then that Gild saw the open magazine on the bed and put two and two together
  199. >G: "Oh, i get it. You just can't handle these luscious melons can you!"
  200. >You feel your heart skip a beat
  201.  
  202.  
  203. >Where did she learn that kind of language?
  204. >Did you really want to know?
  205. >Actually yes you did, that was earth lingo she was using
  206. >You spot the magazine out the corner of your eye
  207. "Wait, Gilda. Can you read?"
  208. >G: "What the heck is that supposed to mean! Of course i can read, you think im some kind of idiot
  209. >Without turning around you reach over and pick up the mag
  210. >You flip through the pages until you spot an ad for perfume
  211. "What's this say?"
  212. >You hold up the magazine at eye level
  213. >G: "It says you're an idiot."
  214. "What's it say?"
  215. >Gilda sighs and reads the ad
  216. >G: "If we only meet for five seconds. I'll remember you the rest of my life. Dolce & Gabana. Oh, barf dude."
  217. >You weren't as concerned with the cheesiness of the ad as the fact that Gilda could read the English language.
  218. "Gilda...how come you can read my language?"
  219. >G: "Turn around and I'll tell you."
  220. >You were just about to when you heard her snicker and remembered
  221. "I-ah no! No way! Put on some clothes first!"
  222. >Gilda starts chuckling again when you hear a door open
  223. >FS: Gilda? *gasps* What are you doing?"
  224. >G: "Huh?"
  225. >FS: "Cover yourself up this instant young lady!"
  226. >What the fuck?
  227. >FS: "You heard me. Put those puppies away right now. Anon isn't that kind of person."
  228. >G: "Oh come on, i was just having some fun with him."
  229. >FS: "Gilda."
  230. >G: "Fine. Buzzkill."
  231.  
  232. >You hear a bit of a ruffle behind you before Fluttershy gives you the ok to turn around
  233. >You turn back around and watch Gilda walk away into the bedroom wearing your sweater
  234. >You wondered if she was wearing a bra when you woke her up earlier
  235. >FS: "Oh, anon are you okay?"
  236. "What? Of course i would why wouldn't i be?"
  237. >FS: "Oh, it's just that Gilda. She-"
  238. "Whoa, whoa. Hold up a second. Did you stand up to Gilda?"
  239. >Fluttershy blushed a bit
  240. >FS: "Oh, that. After we got home the power went out so we couldn't really do anything besides talk."
  241. "Wait, the power went out? Wait! How did we get home? I don't remember shit."
  242. >Fluttershy seemed surprised by your question
  243. >FS: "A-anon. You drove us."
  244. >What?
  245. >Twilight came out of the bedroom and stretched
  246. >TS: "Good morning everyone."
  247. "Twilight!"
  248. >TS: "Ah! What! What!"
  249. "What the fuck happened yesterday!"
  250. >TS: "I don't know what you mean! Why!? What's happening?"
  251. >FS: "Anon doesn't remember how we got home."
  252. >TS: "Oh my goodness. Anon! Don't scare me like that."
  253. "But-but..."
  254. >TS: "But what? You drove straight from the laundromat back here."
  255. "I did?"
  256. >TS: "Don't you remember?"
  257. "No. I don't."
  258. >TS: "I thought you seemed quiet."
  259. "Huh?"
  260. >TS: "Well, when we finally got into the car Gilda shook you awake from your nap and then you just started driving. You didn't say anything but you had this look on your face like you were angry. We were afraid you were mad at us for taking so long so we decided not to bother you."
  261.  
  262. >You tried to understand. Even remember.
  263. >But you couldn't. Who the hell ever heard of sleep driving?
  264. >TS: "Anyways, you drove us home safely. And then you just opened up that bed from the sofa and went straight to sleep."
  265. >You sat down on the bed in your living room
  266. >Shaking your head in disbelief you decided that it was good enough
  267. >You stand back up and go into the kitchen
  268. "Alright then, crazy shit happens i suppose. So, who's ready for breakfast?"
  269. >AJ: "I know i am. Hoo-doggy, that game of twister yesterday sure took it out of me!"
  270. >Dude wut?
  271. >The girls were coming out of the bedroom one by one and gathered in the empty space in your apartment
  272. >You started to realize this place was looking pretty small right about now
  273. >But
  274. >But...
  275. >That was just it. It was filled with butts and boobs.
  276. >No complaints here.
  277. >Content with your logic you turn back around and start working on breakfast for the girls
  278. >A few minutes later you served up a tray loaded with hashbrowns, toast, and the experimental eggs.
  279. >You even tried cooking some oatmeal and surprisingly didn't burn it too badly.
  280. >And since Gilda was new here, some sausage and bacon
  281. >O.J. was the beverage of choice but you also pull out a carton of milk
  282. "Alright girls dig in."
  283. >Everyone took their place at the table, though they had to share chairs
  284. >That's when you noticed Spike and Lyra
  285. "Hey, where's them other two?"
  286. >TS: "Oh, they're sleeping in this morning. Apparently they thought it would be fun to drink the bottle of liquor you kept under your bed."
  287. >Bottle of liquor?
  288. >Oh, crap that cheap ass wine from Raymond's party last year?
  289. >Not even you wanted to drink that thing. But hey you helped steal it.
  290. >Souvenir right?
  291. "Well, serves them right."
  292. >TS: "I'll say. When we get back home I'm going make him clean the attic until it's spotless."
  293. >You nodded in agreement.
  294. >TS: "Oh, anon. Aren't you going to join us? We could make room for you."
  295. >All eyes in the room looked at you
  296. >You couldn't join them anyway, they were using all your plates and spoons and shit.
  297. >You look at the counter and find the blender still half full of that crap
  298. "That's okay. I got something for myself."
  299. >You pour the remainder of the shake into a glass you hoped was clean and started chugging
  300. >You give them all a thumbs up and walk to your room to drag the tv back to the living room
  301. >The rain seemed to have stopped but you didn't want any surprises
  302. >Meanwhile the girls started talking amongst themselves again
  303. >TS: "You see. It's true."
  304. >You didn't give a shit what was true
  305. >You just wanted to watch the weather
  306. >With the tv plugged back in you were all set
  307. >Now if only your controller would work for once
  308. >TS: "Those women said Cosmo never lies..."
  309. >You click the remote like mad until you arrive at a channel with news hosts
  310. >Newscaster: "No more rain predicted for the rest of this week. Which is good news for the rescue crews still at work around the city."
  311. >RD: "That would explain a lot."
  312. >News: "We now go live to Arnie Pie, eye in the sky for the latest development just outside of Smithville."
  313. >Smithville huh? Pretty close to where you were just two days ago
  314. >Arnie: "Diane we are live over the scene of this horrible tragedy."
  315. >Arnie played up the news story as you chugged your shake
  316. >It was pretty chunky from the low setting
  317. >You wondered if that fat bastard could drink it well
  318. >TS: "Which is why we have to be supportive. Their society isn't as accepting as ours."
  319. >What were they going on about?
  320. >Arnie: "...just over the bridge where the water reached record levels. Witnesses reported not even being able to see the road after the rush of water came through. It's a miracle it's still standing as it is."
  321. >Flash flood maybe? You wondered what happened to those autists chasing you.
  322. >TS: "So no matter what, he's our friend and we have to support him."
  323. >AJ: "You don't reckon how long this'll have to go one do ya?"
  324. >TS: "Until he's ready to admit he's gay."
  325. >You drop your cup from shock
  326. >You heard Twilight say something and looked straight at her
  327. >Her mouth was moving, and words were coming out but you had lost all understanding
  328. ---
  329.  
  330. "For fuck's sake I'm not gay! How many times do i have to say it?"
  331. >You had been having this discussion ever since you left your place and Twilight just wouldn't let up
  332. >Turns out there was an article on fags and Gilda had read it to all of them once the power went out
  333. >TS: "But that would explain so much. Your unwillingness to er, copulate, with Rainbow Dash? And then when we all "came on to you"
  334. >She actually used air quotes
  335. >TS: "You couldn't get away from us fast enough."
  336. "Twilight, Rainbow and I-"
  337. >TS: "Yes, and Lady V from Cosmopolitan magazine said it was perfectly healthy for gays to experiment with the opposite sex to understand their emotions. What other explanation could there be?"
  338. "Gee, i don't know. Maybe i practice proper etiquette? Maybe i don't actually want to force you all to do things you aren't comfortable with? Ever heard of a little thing called modesty?"
  339. >Twilight sat back in her seat befuddled
  340. >TS: "But...but..."
  341. >AJ: "Come on now Twilight. You have to figure he's telling the truth if he's willing to stick his guns so strongly."
  342. >TS: "But Lady V said Gays would deny it vehemently at first."
  343. >AJ: "You know who else would deny it? Somepony who wasn't gay."
  344. "Thank you Applejack."
  345. >AJ: "You're welcome Anon. It took Braeburn two seconds to break."
  346. "Oh, yeah? That's nice."
  347. >It took you a second.
  348. "Are you saying Braeburns gay?"
  349. >AJ: "As a daffodil. 'Course we call his types Side-Saddled back in my country."
  350. "Braeburn's a fucking fag?"
  351. >You couldn't help yourself blowing air through your lips and laughing
  352. >Twilight snapped back into reality and Applejack nudged her
  353. >AJ: "Y'see. Even he uses that word."
  354. >You were pulling into the parking lot before you could stop laughing
  355. >It was only when you pulled into a spot that you remembered
  356. >You stopped laughing and put your game face on
  357. "Alright, remember what i said. Just a normal day."
  358. >Twilight couldn't speak, she was still in shock
  359. >You bet she wanted to have a gay friend so bad
  360. >Gilda spoke for her
  361. >G: "I thought you wanted to send us all back ASAP?"
  362. "Not today. If we get caught out of the classroom twice in a row we'll get found out. Just stick close to Twilight."
  363. >The girls started to pile out and you took a moment to check yourself in the mirror
  364. >Today had to be a normal day
  365. >Because you needed it to be a normal
  366.  
  367. ---
  368.  
  369. >Dicho y echo (all said and done)
  370. >Classes went by as normal
  371. >Nobody fucked with you, especially not Biff
  372. >But then that's probably because you were eating lunch with a new crowd
  373. >You shot shit with two of your friends during the last period
  374. >The teacher had to step out for a second and it turned into a full half hour
  375. >Students were saying it was a divorce
  376. >Finally the bell rang and you walked back to your locker to meet up with the girls
  377. >You couldn't help but notice a few fedoras hanging around the parking lot from the windows on the second floor
  378. >You spotted a guy you knew from first period, a football player who wasn't a complete dick
  379. "Hey, Scott right? I'm glad i found you..."
  380.  
  381. >R: "There you are darling, I simply can't wait to measure you."
  382. "Scuse me?"
  383. >R: "For the gala later this week. I'm preparing brand new outfits for all of us, remember?"
  384. >You guessed so and nodded
  385. >Everyone started walking with you
  386. >R: "Oh, i just need a bit more cloth. I'm afraid i used up everything i had yesterday for our fun little outfits."
  387. "What do you mean?"
  388. >R: "Well, after you fell asleep i couldn't resist the urge to tear up those old clothes we bought and 'reassemble' them into something new."
  389. >You round the corner and open the door to the outside
  390. >Just then you think about the nighty Gilda was wearing that morning
  391. "Rarity, exactly what did you reassemble them into?"
  392. >R: "Why i just threw together some cute little nightwear for us all to use during our slumber party. I really didn't have much to work with."
  393. >You thought that was what it was.
  394. >But you didn't remember seeing Twilight wearing any sexy nighty
  395. >You decide not to push it and instead focus on the fight
  396. >Turns out if you tell a football player that a dorky atheist club claims to have had group sex with his sister, he gets pretty steamed
  397. >And maybe he calls on his buddies to help him kick ass
  398. >G: "Aren't those the dorks from yesterday?"
  399. "They sure are."
  400. >You continue walking
  401. >G: "I knew they'd get creamed."
  402. "You and every other sensible person on this planet."
  403.  
  404. ---
  405.  
  406. >The birds were singing
  407. >The sun was shining
  408. >And all seemed right with the world
  409. >But you knew different
  410. >You had that sinking feeling inside you that only came when you knew there was something wrong
  411. >That something was the fact that you were probably responsible for all those retarded ass faggots' deaths
  412. >The more you thought about it the more you felt responsible
  413. >You weren't even paying attention to the road
  414. >You had put yourself in auto-pilot until you reached the thrift store again
  415. >What were there like thirty of them?
  416. >Maybe more if they could fit more than one lard ass in a prius
  417. >R: "Anon if i may be so bold?"
  418. "Hmm?"
  419. >R: "Well, i just wanted to know what kind of budget we had for luxuries."
  420. >You pat your pocket and feel the familiar bulge
  421. >Not your dick you sick freak the money
  422. "We're good Rarity, feel free to splurge your heart out."
  423. >Rarity seemed genuinely delighted at the news
  424. "What are you waiting for?"
  425. >Rarity practically crawled over Twilight and Applejack as she moved from the back seat to the door
  426. >You felt a bit of that twinge fall away as you watched her traipse hurriedly across the lot
  427. >She was leading the charge of an all female shopping spree
  428. >God help your wallet
  429.  
  430. >As you remove your own seatbelt your startle by Gilda who hadn't gotten out
  431. "Ah. What the hell are you doing here?"
  432. >G: "What?"
  433. "Why didn't you leave with them?"
  434. >G: "Like they want me to tag along."
  435. "But, wait i thought you all had some kind of party after i knocked out."
  436. >G: "Oh they did. I just didn't want to take part in it."
  437. "Why?"
  438. >G: "I didn't want to play any baby games. What the heck is twister anyway?"
  439. >'A very good excuse to grope'
  440. "Twister's...fun."
  441. >G: "And what about this game called 'Operation'?"
  442. "Oh, yeah i hate that game i don't know why i bought it. I always catch the sides."
  443. >G: "Right. That's what kept happening to-I mean it looked so lame."
  444. >Hard to disagree
  445. "So you getting out?"
  446. >G: "No way, i don't even like dances."
  447. "I suppose you want me to leave the radio on again?"
  448. >G: "Duh."
  449. "Well, too bad."
  450. >You pull out the keys and step out the car
  451. "Let's go."
  452. >As you walk away from the car you hear a door slam behind you
  453. >In seconds Gilda is on top of you demanding to leave her the keys
  454. >G: "I already kicked your butt yesterday, so you know i can defend myself."
  455. "Maybe, against one scrawny kid, that you take by surprise. What about against a whole gang?"
  456. >Gilda glared at you
  457. "Let's just go. You don't have to hang out with the girls but i'm not leaving you out here alone."
  458. >G: "Great. So i have to hang out with you?"
  459. "Not if you don't want to."
  460. >Gilda humphed and you led her into the store
  461. "But as long as we are, can i ask i question?"
  462. >G: "What?"
  463. "You make up with Rainbow yet?"
  464.  
  465. >Gilda hesitated before she spoke
  466. >G: "Nah. She's still...hey speaking of Rainbow Dash. I heard the girls saying you two were dating."
  467. >Now it was your turn to freeze up
  468. "Uh, yeah. Dating is a little strong for what we're doing."
  469. >As you thought about Rainbow and what happened that night you seemed to recall you two haven't really spoken about it
  470. >It crossed your mind that maybe the reason she didn't speak to you the day before, or today, might have something to do with that
  471. >G: "So?"
  472. "Huh? Oh, yeah. I don't know. I guess we did move kind of fast. It sort of feels like i was a different person back then."
  473. >G: "How long has she been here?"
  474. "Ahh, bout a week?"
  475. >G: "A week? You were a different person a week ago?"
  476. "Well, yeah. Sort of. A lot of stuff happened, you weren't here for it."
  477. >You pass through the double doors and try to find the girls
  478. >The cloth and remnant section was far away from the entrance
  479. "Uh, guess the girls got ahead of us."
  480. >G: "Like i care, is there any reason for us to be here?"
  481. >You try to think of one
  482. >You just didn't want to leave her outside
  483. "Well, i guess we could look for...stuff?"
  484. >G: "Really?"
  485. "Well, uh, i guess we're running short on sheets and pillows."
  486. >You try to think of any other expense
  487. >Thinking back to when you were run out of your home by the mob of greasy night terrors you think of protection again
  488. >No, not protection. There's no way you could defend yourself against them
  489. >They were like a natural disaster when they gathered like that
  490. >Like a hurricane, or a tornado, or a flash flood
  491. >You wince as you remember the news from earlier
  492. >Still that gave you an idea
  493. "You know, i've always wanted to go camping."
  494.  
  495. ---
  496.  
  497. >While you busy yourself at the sports section Gilda wanders off
  498. >You were too concentrated to worry about her
  499. >As long as she was within earshot
  500. >You wanted to take precautions in case you were chased out of your home, again
  501. >Aside from learning some close quarter fighting moves you also wanted to prepare for a natural disaster
  502. >There's no way a flood of fat would catch you off guard again
  503. >You find the only two decent looking duffels and search around for anything else useful
  504. >Flashlights, blankets, you even found a bedmat, further down you see a broken fishing pole and a bat
  505. >One of those might be useful
  506. >You found a hand crank radio and give it some juice
  507. >It worked so into the bag it went
  508. >You would have to find some other stuff to put in there too
  509. >If camping out was the alternative you'd need something to make fire, something to collect and boil water
  510. >Maybe you should visit the kitchen accessories next, there should be some pots there
  511. >That reminded you of the most important thing of any B.O.B.
  512. >Food
  513. >Enough for three days, per person
  514. >You stare down at the half empty duffel
  515. >Maybe you should make room in your backpack for some ramen
  516. >You weren't going to find everything here
  517. >That video you watched last year gave you the five basic C's of survival
  518. >Cordage, Cover, Container, Cutting (tool), and Combustion
  519. >You could get a rope and tarp at a hardware store
  520. >And you already had a knife and a lighter
  521. >But no sports bottles
  522. >Good thing they were plentiful here, and cheap
  523. >Feeling a little more comfortable you decide to look around
  524. >There could be something else you needed and didn't know
  525. >You leave the sporting goods section of the store and pan every aisle for Gilda
  526. >As you do you spot a large pair of bolt cutters and scooped them up
  527. >Next to them was a metal file and you didn't think twice either
  528. >G: "Son of a bitch."
  529. >'That couldn't be'
  530. >You turn around and find Gilda in the Electronics section
  531. >You shoulder the weighing bag and walk over to her
  532. "Was that you?"
  533. >Gilda hurriedly stuffs something into her pocket
  534. >G: "Huh? Geez anon! Don't scare me like that."
  535. "Oh, sorry. Was that you just now?"
  536. >G: "What are you talking about?"
  537. >Gilda turned around and busied herself with a camcorder
  538. "Did you say 'son of a bitch' just now?"
  539. >G: "So what if i did?"
  540. "No, nothing. I just never heard you say that before. Well, maybe in that anime..."
  541. >G: "What are you talking about dweeb?"
  542. >You shake your head
  543. "Forget it, it's not important. What is that a camcorder?"
  544. >G: "How should i know? Here take it."
  545. >Gilda shoves the camera into your hand and you look it over
  546. >It wasn't here before, maybe it just came in?
  547. "Looks in pretty good shape."
  548. >You flick the switch and hear the inner workings hum to life
  549. >Wow, this was one hell of a thrift store
  550. >Someone must not have cared to toss out a camera with half charge, and tape too
  551. >You roll film on Gilda
  552. "So Gild's what do you have to say?"
  553. >Gilda sneers at you
  554. >G: "What are you doing you dork? Stop staring at me like that and get that thing out of my face!"
  555. >She shoves you back a bit and you lose your footing due to the bag
  556. >You end up on the floor with a resounding clank
  557. >All the metallic bits and pieces you scrounge resounded enough to get other peoples attention
  558. >Some ignored you while others didn't know whether they should appear frightened or concerned
  559. >You struggle back to your feet and are surprised when Gilda lifts you up
  560. >G: "You're such a loser anon. Fine, if you want to take my picture then go ahead."
  561. "What?"
  562. >G: "Just take my picture already, before i change my mind."
  563. "Oh, this isn't that kind of camera. It's a video camera."
  564. >G: "Video camera?"
  565. "Yeah, the kinds they use to make movies with. You do have movies where you come from right?"
  566. >G: "Of course we do, but they don't use cameras like these."
  567. >You remember the film reels from the show and figure she hasn't seen one of these either
  568. "That's because human technology is more advanced. We don't have magic so we use our brains."
  569. >You pop open the side screen and rewind the tape a bit then show her what you just recorded
  570. >G: "Dude no way. How?"
  571. >You close the screen
  572. "I don't even know. We just got better at it over the last hundred years or so. I think I could use this."
  573. >G: "For what?"
  574. "Well, there's this nifty feature that lets you see in the dark. Night vision."
  575. >G: "Whoa."
  576. "Yeah. I could really use this, wouldn't have to use a light either."
  577. >Your mind wanders to the dark basement
  578. >G: "No lights?"
  579. "Yeah, i mean no yeah. If we go back to the school at night, or anywhere else."
  580. >You look back at the shelf and find the charger for the camera
  581. >You take it and stuff them both into the bag
  582. "Let's go find the girls, maybe the finished up by now."
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