The Glorious Retirement of an Old Soldier

“So what are your goals with this new Museum Dr Wood?” Eugene Diaz eagerly asked the Old hero across form him. Dr Arnold Anderson Wood didn’t look like much, he was a short old man with a “US Army Veteran” baseball cap on his head a distinguished grey mustache on his face  a red  polo shirt (as a blue one would be far too irresponsible) khaki shorts held up by a brown belt with a gold belt buckle featuring the official logo of the CIA proudly emblazoned on it, white socks that blended seemlessly into his beautifully Aryan light skin, brown laced tennis shoes (that were NOT from that AFRO-CENTRIC BLACK NATIONALIST company known as Nike Dr Wood threw  every Nike product he owned into the Turkey Point nuclear reactor when Colin Kapernick became involved, like any good patriot would). Despite his modest appearance however Dr Wood was being interviewed by the Rockford Foundation-South Florida due to his proud and continuing legacy of service to the US Anglo-Saxon military-intelligence complex.  He  began  his heroism in World War II when he enlisted in the Army   to “clap the Japs” after Pearl Harbor and even more impressive to the Rockford foundation had a record of 80 different political correctness driven   rape allegations from local whores from every Asian country he fought the Japanese in as well as Japan itself when he spent time aiding the military occupation of the savage nation after the war. In 1959 Dr Wood was tapped by the CIA for a promotion and upon returning to his native Florida helped coordinate operations against spear chucking communist insurgents  in Latin America where he unfortunately showed some weakness and poor judgement  by developing a respect for the Cuban anti-Castro fighters he worked with despite their boorish Hispanic nature. He retired form the CIA in 1984 to become a history professor who stood up to the Marxist establishment there in but  eventually  retired  from that in 2000.
 Dr Wood smiled and said “well here at the Heroes of America museum in Miami Florida we want to educate the youth on the noble role our armed forces and intelligence community has had in civilizing the savages of the world before Marxist social media influencers get to them. This is a very critical time to teach the youth about these important institutions as we have looney leftists like Bernie suggesting we cut the military  budget to create handouts and even President Trump, god bless him, is being very irresponsible in bringing Troops home from places like Afghanistan Iraq South Korea and Germany. I voted for the man but not a day goes by where I don’t worry that the Chinese and the Russians may divide the world between themselves if this keeps up.” Eugene Diaz nodded and took notes of the sage words like a student of Plato (who despite living in Ancient Greece was 100% Anglo-Saxon but I digress) in the  academy. “Those are certainly values we at Rockford Foundation share  Dr Wood, would you mind showing me some of the exhibits to document for my article?” Dr Wood got up from behind his desk and said “of course I wouldn’t mind! Let me start by showing you our library”
Eugene followed his elderly racial superior down the hallway of the museum, admiring some of the pieces of America military history on display like an authentic Arab penis cut off a dirty terrorist in Iraq along with a heartfelt letter form the veteran who cut it off describing  how hard it was to trip on a rock when invading the dirty savageland of Baghdad displayed next to it. Dr Wood opened the library door and on a table in the middle was a display of some books. There were  many more fine books extolling the exploits of such honorable and heroic armies as the pre Union English  Army, the British Army, the United States  Army and the Confederate States  Army on the walls being stacked by some leftist degenerate from FIU who was there because HE needed museum internship experience but did not appreciate the noblesse of the men HE  was tracking the exploits of which is to be expected since HIS ancestors where boorish barbarians who lived beyond the Anglo-Norman pale in Ireland as Dr Wood wisely noted. The books displayed on the table where all books by Dr Wood himself which such titles as: “Robert E Lee: life an American hero” “Trouble in Paradise: tales of American bravery against the  Grenadian threat” “Yesterday’s Enemies, Today’s Friends: the Story of Project Paperclip” “Winston Churchill: his forgotten heroic stand against Indian radicalism” “From Midway to Managua: the un-classified aspects of my  service”  and two books who’s titles filled Dr Wood with a little shame to introduce, “Boorish Fortitude: the heroic exploits of racial minorities and the poor in  Anglo-American military history” and “Flighty Broads: How World War II showed us that maybe women can do something other than give birth and cook? Maybe?” Dr Wood cleared his throat after Eugene read those titles and explained “the county wants to make sure we have some books that “highlight diversity” so I had to write some to make sure the Cultural Marxism is minimal” Eugene nodded “That is brave if you Doctor Wood” he noted in awe putting down the books. Dr Wood cleared his throat again and said “why don’t I show you some more exhibits”
Dr Wood led Eugene up the stairs to a hallway full of rooms, “You’re Cuban right Eugene?” Dr Wood asked. Eugene sighed a little offended “unfortunately yes” he answered Dr Wood nudged Eugene on the arm and said “Ah come on your people are hard working anti-communists! Not like those damn Mexicans and Puerto Ricans, ill show you something that will put your level of shame in your ancestry to a more appropriate level” Eugene decided to humor him, only because he was his superior in every sense of the word. Dr Wood opened the door and Eugene saw a beautiful tribute in museum form to the Bay of Pigs fighters with a giant aluminum foil statue of Felix Rodriguez in the middle.  Eugene said “impressive, I’ll admit if I had to pick a greatest Cuban ever Felix Rodriguez would be him” Dr Wood stared wistfully at the ear of a random Afro-Cuban farmer he used the bay of pigs invasion as an excuse to kill and began to reminisce about Felix.
It was the January of ‘61 and both he and Felix where training for he Bay of Pigs in a US military base in Miami, it was hot despite being January as is typical for South Florida. Dr Wood was laying on the side Drenched in sweat exposing his finely chiseled abbs through this white tank top. Felix walked over  to where Arnold was and well, he had to admit be was living up to his surname when he saw Felix. Felix may have been a filthy Spic but he sure was handsome, and when he splashed some water on himself revealing his own muscles through his tank top it might’ve been the sexiest shit Arnold had ever seen. Now of course Arnold wasn’t homosexual this was simply an admiration of the masculine heroic archetype, aspirational in terms of approving himself of course. Felix licked his lips as he approached Arnold “Oye gringo I see you’ve been working out” Felix cooed seductively. Next thing Arnold Knew his lips and tongue moved right into Felix’s and they began to consummate their Fraternal Bond just like the patriotic soldiers of Sparta who defended Europe form the Asiatic Persian savages at Thermapolye. Next thing he knew after that Felix moved him into a shed and gave him the best damn blowjob he had in his life, and after that no moment with his wife ever matched the ecstasy he felt when he put his penis in between Felix’s asscheeks. “Uh excuse me Dr Wood” Dr Wood snapped out of it and turned to Eugene “Dr Wood you’re drooling. “ Dr Wood awkwardly collected himself “uh it’s best we move on”
When the two men walked into the next room they saw one of the 3 allotted visitors allowed via social distancing guidelines admiring some World War II propaganda posters. The problem is this man was wearing a Mask with the words “fuck social distancing” written on it. As a proud patriot   Who swore a military oath to be  a defender  of the First Amendment form Everyone from the Soviet Union to Social Justice Marxists Dr Wood knew what to do. He walked over to he visitor and punched him in the face sending him flying into a display showing a crossbow that was earned  form some communist jungle savages by a brave soldier in Vietnam. “Social Distancing  is the law you America hating traitor!” Dr Wood sternly rebuked the bleeding guest. The hooligan  got up and said “aw hell you ain’t one of them Democrat communists are you? I thought good army guys cared about protecting our liberty!” Dr Wood scoffed “The greatest liberty we enjoy is obediently following the laws our great leaders set for us. This is a Republic not a Democracy you stupid Libtard” the degenerate Libertarian ran out of the museum. Eugene said “impressive Dr Wood how did you manage that at your age?” Dr Wood chuckled “oh I get the enhancements I need over at the DOD base next door” (the rest of the details  of this are irrelevant to this story)
After touring the museum Dr Wood said “Now since Rockford sent you I’m assuming you’re also hear to retrieve the money that Jeb asked me to relay to the Rockford foundation right?” Eugene replied   “oh yes I nearly forgot, I’m glad your superior Anglo mind was able to Rember it since my frivolous Latin one failed yet again” Dr Wood laughed “that’s why I like You Cubans well you Cuban Americans anyways you’re the only type of Spic that knows their place. anyways I want you to make sure to relay this message to Lord Rockford along with the money, a personal thank you form me for his role in  that New York Job in ‘01 giving an old warmonger like me one last war to cheer on before I eventually pass away” Eugene did a salute to he good Doctor “It would be my honor sir, thank you for your service”