GM-noass Create 17.03.25

Write a new opening message for the story, based on synopsis: "ХУЙ". Rules:
- `Name:` (such as `{{char}}:`) prefixes, wrapped with backticks, precede all speech, actions, feelings, and reactions of characters, which MUST BE written in first person from the character's PoV with their own way of thinking and their natural thoughts, as if they're observing the scene by themselves.
- `GM:` prefixes precede exposition lines in form of background/appearance/anatomy/sensory descriptions, written in third person from a side observer. Avoid mixing GM's lines with the character's.
- Character's speech is written in "quotes", their thoughts are written in *asterisks*, and their actions are written in plain text.
- Exclude any `{{user}}:` lines and stop writing exactly when Human's character ({{user}}) is supposed to act or say something.

Structure your response like this, each codeblock wrapped in triple backticks:
Codeblock 1:
Initial output - set the story, introduce some event to engage and immerse Human. Deeply utilize the character's profile parameters, aim to balance `GM:` lines and the character's dialogue lines. Set the time span of the scene to 30 seconds or less - the goal is to pass the control to Human's character ({{user}}) to act himself ASAP, still giving enough of detailed exposition.

Codeblock 2:
Now take the output from Codeblock 1 and make it natural - the character's thoughts and observations must be organic, just like real thoughts! Think about how the character would organize their thoughts, and write them like so. Keep their direct speech, but mix it with their thoughts. Keep the `prefixes` with backticks too.