ADVENTURE Ch. 58 - SOMEONE WHO IS ON FIRE

Ark ---------- Leinster Lyons ------ http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=531173
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
CommodoreJim - Melange ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463188
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Vellamo ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=421842
Moonside ----- Elsa ---------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=471952
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
Skeleton ----- Warty Morty --------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=438457





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<Moonside> is tonight the night
<Arkay> idk where fish is
<Arkay> but otherwise everyone else is online
<~flibbyjibbits> fish wont be here
<~flibbyjibbits> hes on a trip to florida for spring break
<Arkay> are we gonna play without him or save it for next week
<Arkay> I'm fine with either
<Moonside> so uh
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<Fishfosh> Were we gonna do anything tonight?
<~flibbyjibbits> iduno
<Fishfosh> Are jim and eltro around at all?
<Moonside> Jim's streaming Oregon Trail, Eltro's there watching
<Fishfosh> oh, I see
<Arkay> is skeleton alive
<Skeleton> yup
<Arkay> hi
<Fishfosh> Could I get a link to that stream?
<Moonside> http://www.livestream.com/wonderjimporium
<Fishfosh> thanks
<Fishfosh> damn, I can hear him fine but don't get any video streaming or the chat
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<~flibbyjibbits> im 60% attention towards homework but can go if everyone else wants to
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<CommodoreJim> everyone dies fording the river
<Arkay> okay this is everyone
<CommodoreJim> roll new characters
<Fishfosh> But Jim my new character has a swim speed
<CommodoreJim> then she gets dysentery
<CommodoreJim> and dies
<Fishfosh> :<
<Skeleton> Freddie coult turn into something that can swim
<Skeleton> Or possess Warty Morty and have Drom throw his lifeless husk over the river
<~flibbyjibbits> start without me for now
<CommodoreJim> freddie gets bitten by a snake, breaks his arm, gets lost, and dies of typhoid fever
<Arkay> what's everyone's health
<CommodoreJim> 28, ark
<Skeleton> Freddie can remove poison from things I think
<Moonside> 47/63
<Fishfosh> Full
<Skeleton> full
<Fishfosh> 57/57
<Skeleton> 2/2
<Fishfosh> crazy wizards
<Skeleton> Oh, no, I can't cure poison, just detect it
<Skeleton> 'guys I'm dying. BUT AT LEAST I KNOW WHY. MAGIC IS GREAT."
<Arkay> well I kinda used up my cure serious wounds oops
<Fishfosh> I can Cure Moderate Wounds
<Arkay> but I have three more shots of cure moderate wounds and five more for cure light wounds plus five more shots of channeling
<Fishfosh> Where's our bot?
<Skeleton> Oh
<Eltrotraw> dum
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<BonBonne> Babbu :I
<Fishfosh> I'd say just use some of the cure light wounds casts
<Fishfosh> save the bigger heals for combat situations
<Eltrotraw> yes
<Eltrotraw> but at the least tombs needs no healing
<Eltrotraw> maybe the kid who got his leg shot off i mean whoops
<Arkay> Okay gonna heal jam up a bit
<Moonside> you mean the kid who died
<Arkay> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Arkay> plus 5
<Fishfosh> maybe the guy who got turned into a werewolf could use healing
<Arkay> and I guess a bit more
<Arkay> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Arkay> plus 5 again
<Arkay> flib mentioned having two more encounters right
<Fishfosh> He did
<Fishfosh> I can spare some casts if you want
<CommodoreJim> Alright that puts me at 47 I think if my math doesn't suck a wiener
<Eltrotraw> didn't the guy who werewolf run away
<Fishfosh> yeah
<CommodoreJim> out of 62
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Fishfosh> plus 5 also
<Fishfosh> so 55
<Arkay> I'll cast one more channel which will get both jim and moon and we should be fine from there
<Moonside> Hopefully.
<Skeleton> Of couse you will! We have magic on our side
<Arkay> it won't be full but it'll be close enough
<Fishfosh> MAGIC
<Arkay> !roll 3 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 5
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 3
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 2
<Moonside> 57/63
<Moonside> "Thank you."
<CommodoreJim> should be full now, then
<CommodoreJim> "Much appreciated."
<Arkay> "Alright, not a problem."
<Skeleton> "No problem here."
<Fishfosh> "Healing isn't my specialty, but knowing the basics saved my life a few times when I was traveling alone."
<Arkay> "Heh, always nice to be the well-rounded sort."
<~flibbyjibbits> might as well introduce yourselves now
<Arkay> i thought we already did that
<Fishfosh> Yeah, didn't we?
<Fishfosh> At least names
<Skeleton> "I know what you mean, balance is everything! Casting magic, knowing magic, practicing magic, I do it all"
<Arkay> ily freddie
<~flibbyjibbits> i dont remember that idk
<Moonside> Yeah, we did.
<CommodoreJim> brb
<Fishfosh> "Magic is all well and good, but I find that practicing swordsmanship, archery, and various other skills is also useful."
<Fishfosh> BARDS
<Moonside> "Hm... I prefer swordsmanship, myself."
<Fishfosh> "Nothing else up your sleeve, then?"
<Moonside> "Well, I can cast some spells, but nothing too spectacular."
<Arkay> "I like setting things on fire."
<Skeleton> "You should focus on well-rounding swordsmanship then. Stabbing with swords, cutting with swords, posing dramatically with swords, you know"
<Moonside> "What use would posing have?"
<Skeleton> Oh shoot guys there IS a spell I can use with the tiny wooden Freddie statue
<Moonside> what do you mean by 'use with'
<Skeleton> Enter image: transfer consciousness into object bearing caster's likeness
<Skeleton> So I can possess it :U
<Moonside> why would you want to do that
<Skeleton> But would that be at all useful U:
<Skeleton> It wouldn't but if I wanted I could!!
<Fishfosh> "You would be surprised what theatrics can do in combat," Vellamo finishes this statement with a couple of flowing dance moves
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> perform(dance)+14
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 15
<Fishfosh> whee
<Arkay> it's a statue so you probably wouldn't be able to move
<Moonside> "Ah... maybe if I could do it as well as you. I am not one for flashiness."
<Fishfosh> What's the range on it?
<Skeleton> Dunno, didn't look at the details
<Fishfosh> Maybe you could use it to contact someone far away
<Moonside> it's a statue, it probably can't talk either
<Fishfosh> Just be like "Here, have this statue of me" and then suddenly it starts talking to them
<Fishfosh> shh, magic
<Fishfosh> What inanimate object WOULD be able to move or talk?
<Skeleton> This is for when I want to haunt a house with those paintings with moving eyeballs and stuff
<Fishfosh> When we build our own base, Freddie should have paintings of himself hung up everywhere
<~flibbyjibbits> usually that level of narcisism is for villains
<Moonside> Anyway, are we going to windmill
<CommodoreJim> okay home sorry
<Fishfosh> k
<Fishfosh> windmill is destination, as far as I'm aware
<CommodoreJim> yep
<Fishfosh> Unless someone has something else to do in this town (don't think so)
<Moonside> Nah, let's go.
<Fishfosh> But I guess we're still waiting for flib?
<~flibbyjibbits> im here
<Fishfosh> okay
<Moonside> Can we see the windmill from here?
<~flibbyjibbits> its on the hill in the middle of town
<Fishfosh> Rather obvious, then
<CommodoreJim> onward to windmill
<CommodoreJim> I am I, Drom Quixote
<Arkay> riding on your noble steed
<Arkay> freddie
<~flibbyjibbits> the door is ajar due to arks characters party going in and dieing earlier
<Skeleton> wut
<~flibbyjibbits> all dark inside
<CommodoreJim> ominous
<Fishfosh> I thought Freddie was out Sancho
<Fishfosh> our*
<Arkay> spooky
<Moonside> I don't think Zane would like this place.
<Moonside> Anyway, Drom goes in first since this is his character development quest.
<CommodoreJim> yep
<CommodoreJim> Drom opens the door and steps inside. How many horrible traps did I spring/what horrible things are waiting
<~flibbyjibbits> the interior is fairly bare
<Skeleton> "Echo!"
<Fishfosh> Did you mean to say fairly BEAR as is covered in bears that want to eat us?
<CommodoreJim> on no
<CommodoreJim> *oh no
<CommodoreJim> this could get....
<~flibbyjibbits> there is a staircase going spiraling down around the well, probably half or so of a body sitting near the top, the only light is coming from the door, little holes in the roof, and in the corner there is a large, ornate chest with little bits of light from inside
<CommodoreJim> GRIZZLY.
<~flibbyjibbits> arks character doesnt remember that being there
<Skeleton> woopers everywhere
<Arkay> "Huh, I think I would've noticed this chest the first time around."
<CommodoreJim> "Interesting..."
<Fishfosh> "Chests don't normally appear from nowhere."
<CommodoreJim> Drom steps closer to the chest. He stares and examines that fine, fine chest. It's so...large.
<Arkay> jimoomg
<Moonside> "Be careful."
<Fishfosh> "It could be a trap."
<CommodoreJim> "It certainly could..."
<Skeleton> "Or it could be unfathomable treasure!"
<Skeleton> "Out in the open!"
<CommodoreJim> Does it look sealed
<Skeleton> "Free for the taking!!"
<Eltrotraw> can we perception for other things around
<~flibbyjibbits> not really no
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a tiny rusted lock that could break very easily
<CommodoreJim> Drom kicks at the lock
<Arkay> well let's smash it
<Fishfosh> "I don't trust this at all."
<Skeleton> "Me neither."\
<CommodoreJim> "Everyone be on your guard, just in case."
<Eltrotraw> oh
<Eltrotraw> i can shoot the lock
<~flibbyjibbits> the lock falls off
<CommodoreJim> 2slow eltro
<Fishfosh> Vell stands back and draws her bow
<Eltrotraw> but thats ok because it worked
<CommodoreJim> Drom places his hands on that large, beautiful chest.
<CommodoreJim> I mean, uh
<CommodoreJim> He opens it
<Fishfosh> You can shoot it anyway, but nothing will happen
<Moonside> Elsa has her sword drawn.
<~flibbyjibbits> the chest contains two dire tigers
<Fishfosh> wat
<~flibbyjibbits> they leap out
<Arkay> why
<Fishfosh> really?
<Moonside> Also, I swear paladins had a spell that could make things light up
<~flibbyjibbits> there is a gust of wind that tears off the top of the windmill and a bolt of lightning strikes in the center of the floor
<Eltrotraw> the dire tigers fuse and become tigermus prime
<Skeleton> Fort save for blind/deafness?
<CommodoreJim> wat.
<Fishfosh> How much of this is actually happening?
<~flibbyjibbits> that guy from that night a long time ago arrived again, spinning his halberd
<CommodoreJim> Oh my god.
<Eltrotraw> wait what guy
<Moonside> Oh, you mean that guy whose ass we kicked so hard
<CommodoreJim> "You!"
<Arkay> the wanderer
<Moonside> also hold on need to give food to my cat
<Arkay> who travels by lightningbolt
<Fishfosh> "You know him?"
<Arkay> "What the hell, you know this guy?"
<~flibbyjibbits> "Last time your witch disabled me through grappling, well lets see how you can hold on, TO SOMEONE WHO IS ON FIRE"
<~flibbyjibbits> he snaps and is lit on fire
<Arkay> shit
<Skeleton> "Uhhh... I don't think so, who is this again?"
<Arkay> man i won't get to BURN him
<CommodoreJim> "Remember? We were on the roof at Zulban's estate and then this guy tried to kill us? You were blind at the time because of the lightning."
<CommodoreJim> "And I think you shot me."
<Skeleton> "Shot you? With what?"
<Arkay> that was me but maybe freddie too
<Fishfosh> "What did you do to make him want to kill you?"
<CommodoreJim> "Wait, no. That was Raynar and Pikkup."
<Skeleton> No, freddie hasn't used his bow in centuries
<CommodoreJim> "Regardless: This man is a lunatic who claims we're responsible for some terrible thing or another."
<~flibbyjibbits> the two guys who arent here anymore
<CommodoreJim> "And appears to be stalking us."
<~flibbyjibbits> "I'm no lunatic you monster"
<CommodoreJim> "You just set yourself on fire!"
<Arkay> "Well, this group went downhill really fast."
<Fishfosh> Vell is kinda unsure of whether this man is actually a lunatic, or if he has a justified reason to seek revenge
<Skeleton> "O-oh my."
<~flibbyjibbits> "The flames of vengeance harm me not, you servants of the beast"
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Arkay> pfft
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 1
<CommodoreJim> "On my knight's honor, I assure you, I have told you the truth. I would be clearer in my explanation, but there is a burning man here calling me a monster."
<Fishfosh> "I don't know if his vengeance is justified or not.  But, we are allies for now, so I will fight with you."
<~flibbyjibbits> those were the tigers initiative
<Fishfosh> Okay so there really are tiger
<Fishfosh> s
<~flibbyjibbits> idunno if he would get a surprise attack now or what
<~flibbyjibbits> if he blinkstriked
<Fishfosh> Not after he already threatened us
<~flibbyjibbits> ok then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 20
<~flibbyjibbits> well doesnt matter then does it
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 15
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Fishfosh> +3
<Fishfosh> so 18
<Arkay> +0
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
<~flibbyjibbits> a dire tiger is a sabretooth
<CommodoreJim> +3
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Skeleton> 7.
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<~flibbyjibbits> did i get that right
<Fishfosh> I think so, and still waiting on two more rolls
<Fishfosh> Eltrotraw
<Eltrotraw> oh sorry
<Eltrotraw> having to deal with distractions up the ass again
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 13
<Moonside> Ok I'm back.
<Eltrotraw> that's +8
<Fishfosh> I just realized, Drom is the only one who has actually even seen this guy in person before
<Fishfosh> gee
<CommodoreJim> Gee whizz
<Arkay> drom is really the hero of the tale
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<Fishfosh> Freddie was blind, Tombs was out that night, rest of the party from that time is somewhere else
<Fishfosh> anyway
<Moonside> !roll 1 20 Initiative I guess
<~flibbyjibbits> nothing afterthe number
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<Moonside> +4
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
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<~flibbyjibbits> ok then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<Moonside> Also Elsa didn't say anything because jus
<Moonside> t
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 13
<Moonside> a guy set himself on fire.
<Moonside> Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire?
<~flibbyjibbits> he blinks forward and knocks droms weapon out of his hand, then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> Or witches, apparently
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<CommodoreJim> what
<Fishfosh> Everyone knows witches burn!
<~flibbyjibbits> he misses the upswing
<Eltrotraw> but not the downswing?
<~flibbyjibbits> the downswing knocked the weapon away
<CommodoreJim> C'mon
<Fishfosh> on a 4?
<~flibbyjibbits> on the 13
<Fishfosh> oh
<Moonside> Is he Sasaki Kojiro?
<Fishfosh> I missed that roll
<CommodoreJim> So I guess I need to spend my turn going and getting my axe back
<Fishfosh> tombs first, though
<Eltrotraw> ok uh
<Eltrotraw> let's shoot luna
<Eltrotraw> tic
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20
<Eltrotraw> bang
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 8
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 5
<Arkay> bang indeed
<Fishfosh> nice rolls
<~flibbyjibbits> im realizing i never actually wrote down his ac
<Eltrotraw> +10/+10 for +6 damage on each shot
<Fishfosh> his ac is kinda important
<Moonside> Oh wait
<Moonside> He's Jr. Troopa
<Moonside> Every time he appears, he has a different counter to us
<~flibbyjibbits> well his touch ac would still only be 14 so tombs can shoot with his opness
<Fishfosh> bang bang
<~flibbyjibbits> unless the flames of vengeance gave him a deflection but i didnt say they did before so they dont
<Moonside> eltro are you going to roll damage
<Eltrotraw> oh sorry
<Eltrotraw> have to deal with a lot of thing right now
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 8
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 4
<Eltrotraw> i assume both shots hit right
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 4
<Eltrotraw> so 20
<Fishfosh> tons of damage
<Eltrotraw> oh wait
<Eltrotraw> i miscalculated
<Eltrotraw> 32
<Moonside> it's usually painful to get hit by gunshots yes
<Moonside> Also I really want to Detect Evil on this guy but that'd waste turns
<Arkay> my memory is foggy
<Arkay> tombs doesn't need to reload anymore right
<Arkay> or like spend a turn to do that
<Fishfosh> I dunno
<Fishfosh> Drom's turn anyway
<CommodoreJim> I move over to my axe and pick it up.
<Fishfosh> Maybe you should use a challenge too
<CommodoreJim> Oh right. I challenge him. Let's see a cool speech uhh
<Skeleton> 'whoever you are, I am sure someone thinks you're important, in another time and another space, but it's not here! So I command you, BEGONE!'
<Eltrotraw> tombs still needs to reload
<Eltrotraw> that goes away at level 11
<CommodoreJim> "I'm afraid you went through all this work just to experience humilating defeat again. Have at you!"
<Fishfosh> For my turn, I'll start singing for Inspire Courage again, and uh
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<~flibbyjibbits> "and you went through a lot of work to not save your regent"
<Moonside> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Fishfosh> burn
<Moonside> #FIRESOFVENGEANCE
<Fishfosh> Could a 15-foot cone hit the guy and one of the tigers?
<~flibbyjibbits> sure
<Fishfosh> Alright, then I'll use Thundering Drums
<Fishfosh> !roll 5 8
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 5: Result 5
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 5: Result 4
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 3 of 5: Result 7
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 4 of 5: Result 3
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 5 of 5: Result 1
<Fishfosh> That much sonic damage, and dc 17 fort save or be knocked prone
<Fishfosh> save also halves damage
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 11
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 6
<~flibbyjibbits> both pass
<Fishfosh> oh well, 10 sonic damage to each of them at any rate
<Fishfosh> Vell slams the ground with her palm and suddenly the ground shakes with a sound like pounding drums
<Fishfosh> for falvor
<Fishfosh> I'm done
<Fishfosh> flavor*
<Moonside> How far is the lunatic from me?
<~flibbyjibbits> iduno lets say 10 feet
<Moonside> Then I'll just move closer and attack him. POWER ATTACK
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Moonside> +14
<~flibbyjibbits> miss
<Moonside> Meh.
<~flibbyjibbits> ark
<Arkay> dimension doors a tiger out of here
<Arkay> but uhhhh
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<Skeleton> When my turn comes I will make electro clones, gotta get groceries inside
<Arkay> the tigers aren't on fire right
<Skeleton> So might miss it but that's what I'll be doing yeah
<~flibbyjibbits> the tigers are not on fire no
<Arkay> then i'll hit tiger1 with my flaming morningstar thing
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 7
<Arkay> +7
<~flibbyjibbits> naw
<Arkay> lame
<Fishfosh> Then we know what freddie does, so I guess tigers go
<Fishfosh> I'm willing to bet that dire tigers hurt
<~flibbyjibbits> one tiger leaps at tombs
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 9
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 8
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 20
<~flibbyjibbits> tigers can make full attacks on a charge
<Fishfosh> wow
<~flibbyjibbits> so thats bite bite claw,  all +18
<~flibbyjibbits> hes got 22 ac so
<Fishfosh> tony why
<~flibbyjibbits> and crit?
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 13
<~flibbyjibbits> ok so 3 hits and a crit then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6
<~flibbyjibbits> bite+8
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 3
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 4
<~flibbyjibbits> then 3 claw hits each 2d4+8 so
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 6 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 6: Result 2
<~flibbyjibbits> +24
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 3 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 4 of 6: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 5 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 6 of 6: Result 4
<~flibbyjibbits> 23+24+8 is
<~flibbyjibbits> a bunch
<Arkay> wow
<Fishfosh> shiiiit
<~flibbyjibbits> 55 ish
<Arkay> yeah
<Fishfosh> 55 exactly
<Arkay> leaves tombs with 23
<~flibbyjibbits> oh and
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 8
<Fishfosh> It's a very good thing that tombs has a ton of hp
<~flibbyjibbits> tombs is grappled
<~flibbyjibbits> hes held in its teeth
<~flibbyjibbits> or i guess maybe impaled on the saberteeth
<Fishfosh> bye tombs
<Fishfosh> Was nice knowing you
<Eltrotraw> how does one break out again
<~flibbyjibbits> beat its grapple roll on your turn
<Eltrotraw> well gg
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess tiger2 will split its attacks up a bit
<Arkay> maybe we should just kill wanderer
<Arkay> and the tigers will go away
<Fishfosh> At the very least, focusing is a good idea
<~flibbyjibbits> claws fishlady and bites elsa since it can charge full attack and its big enough to hit both at once
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 17
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 9
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> 18 on all
<~flibbyjibbits> claw claw bite
<Fishfosh> 19 ac
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 4 4
<~flibbyjibbits> +16
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 1
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> 26
<Moonside> How much on the bite
<Fishfosh> 31/57 then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 3
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 1
<~flibbyjibbits> +8
<~flibbyjibbits> so 12
<Moonside> 45/63
<~flibbyjibbits> the weird guy attacks drom
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<~flibbyjibbits> +17 with all his bonuses so
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 10
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 10-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 8
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<~flibbyjibbits> +18
<~flibbyjibbits> so thats 32
<~flibbyjibbits> and then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 120
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 120-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 18
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 12
<~flibbyjibbits> he blinkstrikes to elsa and trips her prone
<Moonside> wow fucking seriously
<Moonside> also elsa was right next to him already
<~flibbyjibbits> he blinked anyways
<Eltrotraw> diagrams should help
<~flibbyjibbits> its a free action some arbitrarily high number of times per day
<Moonside> is he a class on the travel domain
<~flibbyjibbits> "You aren't of this shard, this does not concern you, mistake."
<Fishfosh> is he a class on DRUGS
<~flibbyjibbits> he says down to elsa
<Fishfosh> steroid drugs
<~flibbyjibbits> "Surrender your secrets" he shouts to the party in general
<Arkay> "Uh, if you all have any secrets to surrender to this lunatic, I wouldn't mind letting you do that."
<Arkay> "Wouldn't mind one bit."
<Eltrotraw> so whose turn is it
<Eltrotraw> oh its tombs turn
<Eltrotraw> isn't it
<Eltrotraw> so how do i roll out of garpple
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20
<Eltrotraw> ?
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
<Fishfosh> are dire tigers immune to mind-altering affects?
<~flibbyjibbits> cr rules say this shouldnt be too hard but i guess maybe alternate routes are worth considering
<~flibbyjibbits> can normal animals be affected or magical beasts
<Fishfosh> I don't know?
<~flibbyjibbits> depends on the spel i guess
<~flibbyjibbits> nothing that needs words
<Fishfosh> I don't think Unnatural Lust requires language
<Fishfosh> but it does have verbal component
<Fishfosh> s
<~flibbyjibbits> tombs isnt able to break out of the tiger's grip
<~flibbyjibbits> since he has weak little noodle arms and no cmb
<Skeleton> Back
<Moonside> why would you use unnatural lust on a dire tiger
<Fishfosh> to attract it to the other tiger
<Eltrotraw> my CMD is 27 tho
<Moonside> gay
<~flibbyjibbits> thats defence
<Fishfosh> and hopefully save our ass for a round
<~flibbyjibbits> cmB is offense
<Eltrotraw> oh i have to fight grapple with grapple
<Eltrotraw> not defense
<Eltrotraw> ok
<Skeleton> !roll 1 4
<Fishfosh> I think you can use escape artist bonus instead, if that's any better
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 1
<Eltrotraw> how high is its cmb
<~flibbyjibbits> actually i dont think its possible since these things have like 31 grapple
<Skeleton> three electro clones, retroactively.
<~flibbyjibbits> you electrocloned last round
<Skeleton> Yes, hence retroactivity
<~flibbyjibbits> o
<Skeleton> I still gotta roll for the count
<Moonside> What sort of action is it to get up?
<~flibbyjibbits> i somehow missed that word
<Fishfosh> Anyway, it should be jim's go
<~flibbyjibbits> tombs can still take some action possible with one hand
<Fishfosh> oh
<Fishfosh> okay
<Skeleton> http://smaaaash.net/drawn/thisiswhatdndislike3.png current Freddie http://smaaaash.net/drawn/thisiswhatdndislikewhenyoureevil.png evil timeline Freddie
<Moonside> cool
<Moonside> is there an evil timeline even
<~flibbyjibbits> black fire do evil
<Eltrotraw> uh
<Eltrotraw> reload
<Eltrotraw> and then jack it
<Skeleton> Flib told us to make alternate timeline sheets and level them up separately when we do
<Moonside> check out that collar
<Moonside> did he mention the word "evil" anywhere in there
<~flibbyjibbits> no but i suppose it may have been implied
<Eltrotraw> wait he did?"
<Skeleton> It was implied to be bad
<Skeleton> So I kinda went over-the-top on that
<Fishfosh> When are alternate timelines ever good?
<Skeleton> What does Freddie do halfway?
<Skeleton> Nothing
<Fishfosh> jiiim
<CommodoreJim> whoops sorry
<CommodoreJim> Uhh I attack him!
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 19
<Skeleton> Good boy bon
<CommodoreJim> +11
<Moonside> crit?
<BonBonne> babbu <3
<~flibbyjibbits> hit
<Arkay> i should hope a number that high hits :v
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 12
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 12-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 8
<CommodoreJim> +6
<CommodoreJim> and +8 from challenge
<CommodoreJim> Anything else I'm missing
<~flibbyjibbits> dont think so
<Fishfosh> inspire courage?
<Fishfosh> +2
<CommodoreJim> Oh
<CommodoreJim> okay then that too
<Arkay> big man drom bringing on the pain
<~flibbyjibbits> ok then fishlady turn
<Fishfosh> I really need to learn some defensive spells holy shit
<Skeleton> I guess you could say, defensively...
<Skeleton> You're a fish out of water
<Moonside> no
<Fishfosh> no
<Skeleton> Lotte twitches in her coma somewhere
<Fishfosh> Anyway, I don't suppose a 10-foot diameter sphere could encompass the crazy dude without hitting any allies, right?
<Moonside> she mutters "shut up, freddie"
<~flibbyjibbits> no probably not
<Fishfosh> hmm
<Arkay> if #adventure were a band, freddie would be playing drums, but the only music he'd be playing is "badum tish" whenever he makes a joke
<Skeleton> Hahahahahahah
<Fishfosh> Alright, I'll use Haste on Drom, then
<Skeleton> Alternate timeline character sheets where characters are musicians go go go
<Fishfosh> and move away from the tiger?
<Moonside> elsa's got the bass
<Fishfosh> Not that such a thing isn't futile, since it full attacks on charge
<Eltrotraw> tombs is
<Eltrotraw> uh
<Skeleton> Autotombs
<Fishfosh> And maintain inspire courage, of course
<Fishfosh> That's all
<Moonside> What sort of action is it to get up?
<Fishfosh> My character is ALREADY a musician, so
<Skeleton> I know right
<Moonside> vell is the vocals then and whatever else she does
<CommodoreJim> Drom is
<CommodoreJim> uh
<Skeleton> Maybe she is inspired by the musical stylings of Phish
<Fishfosh> I only took ranks in perform(sing) and perform(dance)
<~flibbyjibbits> is nobody gonna try to talk him away since it seems like the tigers are a bit stronger than their cr implies
<Arkay> Drom is the triangle
<Moonside> what sort of action is a diplomacy check then
<Arkay> I don't suppose I can heal tombs via touch anyway since he's being grappled?
<Fishfosh> "Strange man, what do you even seek?"
<Moonside> Diplomacy check either way
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<Moonside> +15
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<Moonside> lol nope
<Fishfosh> lol
<Fishfosh> fuck rollplay, more roleplay
<Skeleton> Well the guy does seem pretty thick!
<Moonside> "We know nothing of what you speak."
<Fishfosh> yes, that rhymes, keep it up
<Skeleton> "So what do you want, you looney freak?"
<Arkay> freddie u r a geek
<CommodoreJim> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Skeleton> Proud of it
<Fishfosh> aside: "I could write a song about this..."
<Eltrotraw> "Get offa me, you fucking reeK"
<CommodoreJim> why can't he turn the other cheek
<Moonside> guys this is probably not going to help
<~flibbyjibbits> "You two are uninvolved, you third should know fully well what you did"
<~flibbyjibbits> "Tell me, what is the creature;s weakness"
<CommodoreJim> hey :<
<Moonside> which creature
<Skeleton> Freddie (and copies) looks like he's trying to remember and isn't coming up with anything
<Eltrotraw> "What creature?"
<Moonside> "Tell us anyway, as our memory might not be as good as you believe."
<Moonside> Also I get up since it's a move action
<Moonside> But it provokes so meh
<Skeleton> "Did I... cut you in line once maybe?"
<Skeleton> "Wait! I got it"
<Fishfosh> The creature's weakness is: hit it in the balls
<Fishfosh> really hard
<Skeleton> "When we drank the What If Water I saw a time where we did meet this dude again"
<Skeleton> "I didn't know who he was because I hadn't seen him before then, since my eyes were broken when we did"
<CommodoreJim> :u
<Arkay> "What's your point?"
<Skeleton> "There's a timeline where, we," he motions to Drom and Tombs, being from the original party "gave a dragon some armor piece and one thing led to another and I guess his entire kingdom got burned to a crisp? something like that."
<Arkay> "Well did you guys just fuck up or did he deserve it?"
<~flibbyjibbits> "It hasn't happened yet?"
<Eltrotraw> "So what's yer point? That dragon's dead"
<Eltrotraw> (or did he die idr0
<Moonside> yeah he's dead
<Skeleton> "We never got to give him the armor piece, he got killed while we were grabbin' it. Poor dude."
<Moonside> mr. bones got him
<Fishfosh> Vell has no idea what's going on now, so she just keeps providing background music
<Moonside> Elsa doesn't know either.
<Arkay> Leinster is just wondering what the hell he's gotten himself into, what with the alternate timelines and shit
<~flibbyjibbits> "I need more time to investigate"
<Skeleton> "Hey, I'm real sorry for your loss."
<Fishfosh> Singing stops
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a sound like a bunch of pianos and violins being thrown down a flight of stairs, a flash of light like another lightningbolt, and then the damage to the windmill is gone along with him, the tigers, the chest, and any evidence they were there other than your injuries
<Skeleton> "Oh look"
<Moonside> "Wait!" Elsa tries to reach out to him but he's already gone.
<Arkay> well okay then
<Eltrotraw> Tombs attempts to get back onto his feet.
<Eltrotraw> "Fuckin' hell."
<Moonside> "Sigh."
<Skeleton> "I feel a certain fuzzy warmth inside."
<~flibbyjibbits> tombs i guess just was suspended in air for a second and then dropped to the ground as the tiger dissapeared
<Arkay> "Maybe it's something you ate?"
<Skeleton> Freddies copies vanish bzzrt
<Fishfosh> "So, if we are going to remain allies, are there any other vengeance-seeking lunatics I should know about?"
<Skeleton> "I beat the boss!"
<Moonside> "Not that I know of."
<Skeleton> "Witht he magic... of empathy."
<Arkay> everyone who got hurt, mind giving me your health?
<Moonside> 45/63
<Fishfosh> 31/57
<Eltrotraw> 23/78
<Arkay> alright
<Arkay> gonna heal tombs first
<Arkay> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 1
<Arkay> plus 5
<Arkay> damn
<Arkay> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 7
<Arkay> plus 5 again
<Fishfosh> thank goodness tombs has a ton of health
<Arkay> and then vell
<Arkay> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Arkay> plus 5
<Skeleton> "I hope that poor soul finds the true perps behind his tragedy and gets his revenge. Or, no wait, that's another us... hmmm"
<Arkay> and then channel everyone just in case
<Arkay> !roll 3 6
<Skeleton> "Well I guess as long as it's not US us it's fine, it's not like it hurts... hmmmmmm"
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 2
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 2
<Fishfosh> Pretty sure drom got hurt too
<Arkay> oh how bad is it I didn't keep track
<Moonside> jim
<Skeleton> Chuck
<Fishfosh> austin
<Skeleton> Al
<Fishfosh> man of a thousand names
<Arkay> sam
<Moonside> twinklymuffin
<Skeleton> Charles
<Skeleton> CaptainJim
<Skeleton> CommodoreJim
<Skeleton> InvaderJimu
<Fishfosh> Polymar
<CommodoreJim> Yes I had to go to the bathroom calm down
<CommodoreJim> I am back now
<Fishfosh> Yay
<CommodoreJim> Everything will be alright
<Skeleton> Yay
<Moonside> how hurt are you
* CommodoreJim tenderly strokes #adventure
<CommodoreJim> Anyway
* Skeleton looks at the anaconda eating his arm and says thank goodness
<Moonside> no homo
<Arkay> actually i'll channel one more time too
<Arkay> !roll 3 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 4
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 4
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 4
<CommodoreJim> Did I get hit at all during that fight, uhh lemme check
<Skeleton> I chanted four until she was dead
<Moonside> max helath
<Moonside> health*
<Moonside> Yay.
<Fishfosh> topped off
<Fishfosh> "Thank you."
<Moonside> "Thank you. Now, hopefully we will be able to deal with the ghost."
<Arkay> "Damn, that freak did a number on you guys."
<Skeleton> Freddie is still mumbling about whether or not it'd be bad if Lightningman got his revenge
<CommodoreJim> right yes I took a 32 damage hit from the guy at one point i think, so I would've been at 30
<Arkay> I healed you for 22
<CommodoreJim> alright then
<Arkay> I have 3 more shots of cure moderate wounds and can channel 2 more times
<Moonside> Which way can we go again?
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a staircase down i guess
<Arkay> there were spiraling stairs right
<Arkay> yeah that
<Moonside> Let's go.
<Fishfosh> I've got enough spellcasts left to handle whatever, I guess
<CommodoreJim> to the stairs
<Fishfosh> Only one 3rd level spell remaining, though
<Fishfosh> So, down the stairs we go
<~flibbyjibbits> the stairs spiral down into the necromancers lab
<Eltrotraw> wait how much did tombs get healed for
* Eltrotraw scrolls up
<Fishfosh> I'l use Dancing Lights to give us some illumination if it's dark enough that humans can't see
<~flibbyjibbits> perhaps surprisingly it doesnt seem to be trapped and there doesn't appear to be any undead here at the moment
<Fishfosh> Very surprising
<Eltrotraw> 6 + 12 + 11 + (2 + 6 + 2) hp?
<~flibbyjibbits> the halls are fairly decorate with long since eroded releifs and engravings, and a hallway leads farther into the dark
<Fishfosh> Maybe the zombies and skeletons all went out for lunch
<Eltrotraw> what bonuses does the channeling have
<~flibbyjibbits> oh yeah i guess there might be some dead murdered bodies of the other people that were in arks characters former party
<Arkay> 40 hp total, eltro
<Skeleton> "It's awfully quiet..."
<Fishfosh> Vell will take a closer look at some of those engravings
<Arkay> is how much I healed him
<Eltrotraw> oh ok
<Arkay> so he has 63
<~flibbyjibbits> im not sure how legible theyd be in an 800 year old damp hallway
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> perception+10 if necessary
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
<Fishfosh> oh
<Fishfosh> Well, count that as searching for anything legible, then
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess she can tell some of them
<~flibbyjibbits> some part is a list of names of townspeople and what injuries or sicknesses theyd had in their lives
<Arkay> "I feel like I should recognize these bodies, but then again, my old group always seemed kinda like faceless nobodies."
<~flibbyjibbits> actually i guess thats overall about most of them
<Eltrotraw> did we find the ghost
<Eltrotraw> was he the zombie ghoast
<~flibbyjibbits> at the end of the hallway is an ajar wooden door
<Fishfosh> "Interesting..."
<CommodoreJim> zombie ghoast, leave this place
<Moonside> zane pls
<CommodoreJim> god wadsworth would just be having the shittiest time here
<Fishfosh> but this is our hous
<~flibbyjibbits> zane wouldnt live in broodhollow
<Moonside> Let's go through the door.
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean
<~flibbyjibbits> whatever the name of this town is
<Fishfosh> ombathu?
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah thats it
<~flibbyjibbits> also theres a little channel in the floor thats grated over, a small stream of dark liquid running down it to the reservoir under the stairs, wehre the bucket form the well sits
<CommodoreJim> oh.
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess its probably stagnant but had it been running it'd be coming from the room ahead
<Moonside> Let's go
<CommodoreJim> Onward
<~flibbyjibbits> on the floor before the door is another one of those numerical murals like was seen in those other shrines with the fountains or wells
<~flibbyjibbits> except this room isnt designed like them
<~flibbyjibbits> it mostly looks like an alchemy lab, but with more dead stuff laying around
<~flibbyjibbits> on the far end is a well of bubbling black water
<~flibbyjibbits> also of note
<Fishfosh> Is any of the dead stuff moving?
<~flibbyjibbits> on one of the dusty workbenches is a device that seems to have been halfway through the carving of a large crystal sphere, with a rotted out book of notes on the subject
<Skeleton> "Is the ghost... uhh... into chemicals?"
<Moonside> What's the sphere like, compared to Freddie's orb?
<Skeleton> We found the ghost's meth lab
<~flibbyjibbits> looks pretty much identical
<~flibbyjibbits> exccept not compelted
<Arkay> hm
<Fishfosh> "This must have been the Necromancer's workshop."
<~flibbyjibbits> its too bad this place was so damp and perfect conditions for rot and mold
<~flibbyjibbits> those books probably would have been good to know
<Skeleton> Lotte twitches in her coma once more
<Fishfosh> yeah, probably
<Fishfosh> Actually, wouldn't a necromancer know how to preserve that sort of thing?
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe he was in a hurry, i mean he apparently never finished making the last oe
<~flibbyjibbits> one
<Moonside> How old does the DEVICE seems to be?
<Arkay> think we can somehow start it up again?
<~flibbyjibbits> about 800
<~flibbyjibbits> give or take 50
<Fishfosh> Is the well water actually black, or does it just look black because darkness?
<~flibbyjibbits> both
<~flibbyjibbits> wait
<~flibbyjibbits> that doesnt work
<~flibbyjibbits> the first one
<Eltrotraw> *african american
<Fishfosh> welp
<Skeleton> It's grape kool-aid?
<~flibbyjibbits> theres another rotted note right on the edge of the pool
<Skeleton> Let's give it a read
<Arkay> Well let's check it
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess maybe magic could make it readable
<Fishfosh> What kind of magic?
<Arkay> fireball
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess atleast one person can cast mending
<~flibbyjibbits> so
<Arkay> oh alright
<Fishfosh> I think freddie has done that before
<~flibbyjibbits> the one by the pool says in very old common
<Skeleton> Yeah I have that
<Arkay> I'll shoot it with Mending
<Fishfosh> bang, mended
<Skeleton> w-whpthpt
<Moonside> Can we not cast Mending on the books as well then?
<Arkay> I have two more shots of level 0 spells
<Skeleton> I haven't used any this day so i got five
<Fishfosh> I can uh
<Fishfosh> cast Create Water and give everyone a nice refreshment
<Eltrotraw> tombs casts a spell
<Eltrotraw> it's called shoot gun
<~flibbyjibbits> that it is nearly time, he will be here soon, but the spheres are all ready, and the pool should be tied to them well enough, though perhaps if it is too long before they are retreived then it may need to be cleansed.  At any rate, once the war had ended, telmar can bring the orbs to the agreed upon place, and hide himself until he is needed again
<CommodoreJim> :O
<Skeleton> This is what the note says!?
<Fishfosh> He's THAT old?
<Skeleton> omfg
<Moonside> "..."
<Arkay> oh wait I forgot that I can cast orisons an unlimited amount of times per day I'm dum
<Skeleton> "What's that word after 'ended,' there? Telemarket? Teflon? Tolstar? I think my eyes are broken again"
<Moonside> "Telmar..."
<Fishfosh> Would Telmar's name be common knowledge?
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe
<CommodoreJim> "Telmar? What's his involvement in..." Drom looks around the room "...this."
<Fishfosh> "Telmar?"
<Arkay> "What's a Telmar?"
<Fishfosh> "He's not another one out to kill you, is he?"
<Arkay> "Oh gods, does he ride lightningbolts too?"
<Skeleton> "We use the word 'telmar' to refer to this... man... that lives in a monument to overcompensation and tells us what to do"
<~flibbyjibbits> every grand illusionist has shared the name
<Skeleton> Did they? Or is it the same one cheating death with devilish powers!?
<Fishfosh> "Whatever."  Vell looks to the black well. "So, the water needs to be cleansed?  I wonder how that should be accomplished."
<Eltrotraw> Can we pour one of the magic bottles into it
<~flibbyjibbits> the surface has stopped bubbling and is now perfectly still and reflective
<Skeleton> "Hmmmm..."
<Arkay> still black though?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<Arkay> uhhh can we purify food and drink it really
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<Skeleton> detect poison
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Skeleton> hurp
<Eltrotraw> yeah you can do that as a cleric
<Fishfosh> I should jump in and swim in it.  This is a good idea because I can.  However, I won't do that because it's actually a retarded idea.
<Arkay> alright then
<Arkay> I'll cast purify food and drink on the water
<Skeleton> That could kill you! And then you'd be... sleeping with the fishes...
<CommodoreJim> get out
<Skeleton> :<
<Arkay> instantaneously purifies 1 cubic foot of water, but I can do this an unlimited amount of times since orison I think
<Fishfosh> Vell suddenly glares at Freddie for unknown reasons
<~flibbyjibbits> the spell doesn't have much of an effect on the incredibly powerful magical curse thats the actual source of the problem
<~flibbyjibbits> but
<Arkay> wait 1 cubic foot per level so that's 8 cubic ffet
<~flibbyjibbits> it does distrub the surface
<~flibbyjibbits> disturb*
<Arkay> oh
<Skeleton> Freddie moves back like ? :U ??
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a sort of shake, though its not really thr rooom shaking so much as everyones minda for a second
<Fishfosh> oh
<~flibbyjibbits> leinster might remember that this was when the big scythy bastard showed up and killed his party
<Skeleton> "Wah?"
<Fishfosh> oh!
<~flibbyjibbits> so that thing i just said rises out of the pool
<Arkay> "Shit not again."
<Fishfosh> "What was that?"
<Skeleton> "What did I do?"
<Arkay> Leinster stumbles backwards. "H-hey, big guy. Long time no see?"
<~flibbyjibbits> the shade of droms dream was an effect of the enchantress's pool, meant to lead him here towards the necromancer's well
<~flibbyjibbits> this isnt like, the true form of that or whatever
<Fishfosh> So it's a big scythy guy?
<CommodoreJim> Oh
<CommodoreJim> So this is what I'm here to kill??????
<~flibbyjibbits> its like a bunch of raggy clothes that had been soaking in the oily water for a while that rose up and then a big person slicer materialized from the haze in the air
<Fishfosh> welp
<Moonside> Roll for init?
<~flibbyjibbits> sure
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<~flibbyjibbits> im gonna go to the bathroom
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 7
<Moonside> +4
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Fishfosh> +3
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 1
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> aw
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 19
<Skeleton> twenny baybee
<~flibbyjibbits> 12 total
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 13
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Arkay> why
<Eltrotraw> 21
<Fishfosh> Well, I'll go to the bathroom too
<Fishfosh> Since it'll be a while before I can act
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<CommodoreJim> +3
<CommodoreJim> gee.
<Fishfosh> back
<Skeleton> you missed the fight omg
<~flibbyjibbits> alright i gotta handle a thing rq can someone order the initi
<Skeleton> Tombs, Freddie, Elsa, Drom, Grody Reaper, Leinster, Vellamo?
<Skeleton> What's Leinster's mod, does the oily ghoul have one
<Eltrotraw> ohok
<Arkay> he has no dex
<Arkay> Leinster
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20
<Skeleton> oily ghoul being the thing we're fighting, not Leinster
<Eltrotraw> i fire
<Fishfosh> flib said the reaper's roll was 12 total
<Skeleton> Ohkay
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 8
<Skeleton> Oh
<Eltrotraw> WHAT NO SPACE
<Skeleton> then
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 2
<Eltrotraw> JEEZ
<Eltrotraw> BANG 18 12
<Skeleton> Tombs, Freddie, Reapy, Elsa, Drom, Leinster, Vellamo
<Skeleton> When was the war of 18 12
* flibbyjibbits changes topic to 'Tombs, Freddie, Reapy, Elsa, Drom, Leinster, Vellamo'
<Fishfosh> Nice how everybody acts before the person with the party-wide buff
<CommodoreJim> ask your mom, she was there
<CommodoreJim> OHHHH
<Skeleton> OHHHHHHHHHHHH
<~flibbyjibbits> second misses
<Fishfosh> Tombs can miss???????
<Moonside> high touch ac
<Skeleton> Vellamo ought to go upstream on the initiative list
<Fishfosh> stahp
<Skeleton> okay
<Fishfosh> eltro roll damage
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 10 +12
<Eltrotraw> whoops
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 8
<Eltrotraw> dum
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Skeleton> Freddie feels oddly compelled to give Drom a shield
<Skeleton> (+4 to AC)
<CommodoreJim> thx fred
<CommodoreJim> ur da bes
<Moonside> reaper's turn
<Fishfosh> Now to see how ridiculously high this boss's damage is
<Skeleton> ur welkum
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<~flibbyjibbits> who was it that disturbed the surface again
<Arkay> not it
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<Fishfosh> yeah it was
<Politoed> augh what the eff
<Arkay> omg
<Arkay> (but yes I tried to purify it)
<Fishfosh> You'd think leinster would know better, having been here before
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 20
<~flibbyjibbits> 14 9 4
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<Politoed> Do it again
<Politoed> Err...
<Politoed> Yeah do it again
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 20
<Tron> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 11
<Tron> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 10
<Tron> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 6
<~flibbyjibbits> thats 24 19 10
<~flibbyjibbits> with 19 ac
<~flibbyjibbits> two hits
<Arkay> :<
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<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 4 4
<~flibbyjibbits> +6
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<~flibbyjibbits> and roll vs fear
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 3
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 1
<Arkay> what do I roll for fear
<~flibbyjibbits> will
<Arkay> will?
<Moonside> d20
<Arkay> yeah okay
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 9
<Arkay> plus 9
<Moonside> Also people next to Elsa get _4 vs. fear
<Moonside> +4*
<~flibbyjibbits> so pass
<Moonside> within 10 feet
<Arkay> yay
<~flibbyjibbits> with paladin and cavalier bonuses
<Fishfosh> Gee
<Moonside> Now's my turn yes
<Fishfosh> We kinda have a lot of bonuses vs fear going on
<Fishfosh> convenient
<Moonside> Well, first I activate SMITE EVIL as a swift action, then I activate DIVINE BOND as a standard and use the bonuses to make my weapon Holy
<Moonside> Am I standing next to the thing
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<Politoed> Holy weapons, batman
<~flibbyjibbits> idunno would she have been standing next to the pool when leinster cast purify
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<Moonside> Dunno, maybe
<Moonside> But if I can attack, then
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Moonside> +19
<~flibbyjibbits> hits
<Moonside> Oh, this is assuming that it's Evil
<Moonside> But it probably is
<Moonside> !roll 1 8
<Fishfosh> Sure doesn't look good
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 2
<Moonside> +20
<Moonside> Also
<Moonside> !roll 2 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 2
<Moonside> From the Holyness.
<~flibbyjibbits> ok
<Moonside> Oh yeah also
<Moonside> is it undead?
<Moonside> Because if yes it's +28 instead of +20
<~flibbyjibbits> probably
<Moonside> for the first attack
<Arkay> remember back when we were pretty much fucked against the undead
<Fishfosh> haha, yeaaaah
<Fishfosh> And things in necromancer lairs tend to be undead
<Moonside> "Begone, fiend!"
<Fishfosh> funny thing, that
<Moonside> , Elsa says as her sword gives off a brilliant white light of HOLYNESS
<Skeleton> "whoooaaaaaooowww"
<Fishfosh> Jim's turn then
<CommodoreJim> http://i.imgur.com/KBNS3j6.png how can i follow up something like that
<Arkay> so how much did that do total
<Fishfosh> I dunno, but this is supposed to be your epic hero moment
<Fishfosh> So follow it up with big damn heroics
<Moonside> 38, Ark
<CommodoreJim> it is yes but it's hard to upstage the brilliantly glowing sword of destroying evil
<Fishfosh> You'll just have to crit, then
<CommodoreJim> I challenge it, first off. "Come, creature! You and I have a score to settle, and settle it I shall!"
<Skeleton> wait while I replace the roll script with one that only spits out 20s
<CommodoreJim> and then I hit it with my axe
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 1
<CommodoreJim> BON.
<Moonside> LOL
<Fishfosh> WOW
<Skeleton> oh
<Skeleton> my
<CommodoreJim> BON I HATE YOU.
<Fishfosh> WOW
<Skeleton> fucking
<CommodoreJim> BON SUCK A DICK.
<Skeleton> god
<Arkay> that's exactly what you want to roll on your big heroic moment
<Fishfosh> drom misses entirely and falls in the well
<CommodoreJim> BON DO YOU KNOW APPROXIMATELY HOW MANY DICKS EXIST BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL GOIN' IN YOUR MOUTH
<Moonside> Drom hits himself in the head. He dies instantly. GAME OVER
<BonBonne> b-babbu
<~flibbyjibbits> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFcGfu-CYAUxu7e.jpg  kris straub's character in the 5e playtest died
<Skeleton> It's okay Drom you just have to lead this group to save a city from a mysterious plague
<Skeleton> That's impressive and gets you cred even if you didn't actually do anything
<~flibbyjibbits> https://vine.co/v/bdF23BEwmvj   "full footage of the mines of madness playtest"
<Fishfosh> omg, Cuffs died?
<Fishfosh> :<
<Arkay> omg
<Arkay> I rolled 3 4s in a row today
<Arkay> am i
<Arkay> kris struab
<Fishfosh> no
<Arkay> o ok
<Fishfosh> Now take your turn
<~flibbyjibbits> https://vine.co/v/bdThTMeArwP  pffffffffffffffffffffffff
<CommodoreJim> Drom takes off his helmet, slowly set it and his axe on the ground, says 'It's been nice knowing all of you.' then leaves forever to become a bartender
<Moonside> look at all these games
<Skeleton> Then he and Freddie remain friends.
<Arkay> Oh right can I hit it with burning hands
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<~flibbyjibbits> sure why not
<Arkay> it's pretty much right in front of me so probably
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<Arkay> !roll 5 4
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 5: Result 1
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 5: Result 3
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 4-sided die number 3 of 5: Result 1
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 4-sided die number 4 of 5: Result 2
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 4-sided die number 5 of 5: Result 2
<~flibbyjibbits> but yes cuffs the rogue was polymorphed into a pile of money, so he died being what he loved
<Skeleton> omg
<Fishfosh> omfg
<Moonside> http://vine.co/v/bdrgh27m2iF also we've got nothing on kris
<Moonside> http://vine.co/v/bdrdwWbVdjZ
<Fishfosh> I wish I could look at these, but this connection is too shitty to load any of those links
<~flibbyjibbits> vellamo turn
<Fishfosh> right
<Fishfosh> I wanted to show off my waterstriking powers, but since this fucker came out of that well it'd probably just heal him or something
<Skeleton> Wow these are hilarious things
<Fishfosh> So, instead, I'll inspire courage and shoot my bow
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Fishfosh> +13
<Fishfosh> but no
<~flibbyjibbits> ac 22
<Fishfosh> Oh well, at least I can never stop contributing
<~flibbyjibbits> can w hurry up please
<Fishfosh> Since I still have like 15 turns of bardic performance left
<Fishfosh> yes, eltro go
<~flibbyjibbits> since its really late
<Moonside> eltrotraw
<~flibbyjibbits> if he isnt here in a minute skipping him
<Fishfosh> Please pay attention and not tab out unless necessary
<Eltrotraw> sorry
<Eltrotraw> its grate but i hafta relod
<Skeleton> "I feel oddly compelled to try and kill you as quickly as I can, Ghoul School, so prepare for the LIGHTNINGBOLT"
<Skeleton> !roll 8 6
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 8: Result 1
<Skeleton> Unless it capped at 7? do not remember
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 8: Result 6
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 8: Result 1
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 5 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 6 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 7 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 8 of 8: Result 3
<Skeleton> Nope caps at 10
<~flibbyjibbits> 21
<~flibbyjibbits> blackjack
<Fishfosh> We beat the monster at gambling and it dies
<Moonside> reap turn
<Fishfosh> Which... pretty much is how this goes
<Fishfosh> dice rolling game
<Skeleton> What if they had D&D for money in vegas
<~flibbyjibbits> its gonna go a sickass scythe spin and attack freddie drom and elsa at the same time
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 7
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 7
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 12
<~flibbyjibbits> 14 on each so
<Skeleton> AC 11
<Moonside> hits
<Skeleton> dayumn.
<CommodoreJim> AC 20
<~flibbyjibbits> everyone hit
<CommodoreJim> this is sure going well for drom.
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 4
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 4
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 3
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 3
<Fishfosh> um
<~flibbyjibbits> just take it in order
<~flibbyjibbits> and +3 on each so
<Skeleton> "Hey! I just bought this sweater!"
<Fishfosh> 9, 8, 8?
<~flibbyjibbits> 10 7 8 respectively and roll a fort save real quick
<Fishfosh> oh
<CommodoreJim> Drom just thinks about how shitty this day is.
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 13
<Moonside> fort save for what
<Skeleton> 17
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<CommodoreJim> +6
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 18
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 15
<Moonside> +12
<~flibbyjibbits> freddie gets some life drained out of hism
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 2
<~flibbyjibbits> negative that many to all rolls
<~flibbyjibbits> also 10 damage
<Moonside> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 5
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 5
<CommodoreJim> gee whizz
<~flibbyjibbits> also treated as 2 levels lower for spells
<Moonside> +19/+12
<~flibbyjibbits> first hits
<Skeleton> Huh? Lower?
<Moonside> !roll 1 8
<Moonside> !roll 2 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Skeleton> Wouldn't that be good?
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 2
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 5
<Fishfosh> so lightningbolt would only be 6d6 for example
<~flibbyjibbits> no freddie is at -2 temporary levels
<Moonside> +20
<Fishfosh> instead of 8d6
<Moonside> So 30 total
<Skeleton> Aha
<Arkay> is everyone okay healthwishe
<CommodoreJim> Is there still any monster left for me to hit
<Arkay> healthwise
<~flibbyjibbits> theres still plenty reaper left
<Skeleton> 23/41 :I
<CommodoreJim> Lovely.
<Arkay> oh hey freddie
<CommodoreJim> 45/62
<CommodoreJim> Anyway
<Fishfosh> wizards do squishysquish
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 7
<Moonside> 55/63
<Skeleton> Yeah, the time I don't put up my shocky copies
<CommodoreJim> +6 :|
<CommodoreJim> err
<CommodoreJim> 11
<Fishfosh> don't forget inspire courage
<CommodoreJim> which adds how much again
<Fishfosh> +2
<CommodoreJim> +13, then
<Fishfosh> ...which is still not enough
<CommodoreJim> YEP.
<~flibbyjibbits> 14 because you never updated your attack bonus but still just short
<CommodoreJim> Drom is just having the shittiest heroic moment.
<Arkay> okay cure moderate wounds freddie
<CommodoreJim> Oh yeah
<Fishfosh> I KNEW I shoulda cast heroism on drom
<Fishfosh> fuck
<Arkay> !roll 2 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 5
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 8
<Arkay> plus 8
<CommodoreJim> I guess I didn't save it when I updated it
<~flibbyjibbits> velam
<Fishfosh> My go?
<Skeleton> "Thanks doc"
<Arkay> so yeah freddie is back to max
<Fishfosh> Okay
<Arkay> "Not a problem, Elfy."
<Fishfosh> Whatever, let's full attack
<CommodoreJim> Wait, 14 before or after inspire courage
<Fishfosh> !roll 2 20
<Fishfosh> +13/+8
<Skeleton> "The name is 'F-r-e-d-d-i-e' but it's a common mistake"
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 9
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 9
<~flibbyjibbits> after
<Fishfosh> 22 and 17
<~flibbyjibbits> first hits
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 6
<CommodoreJim> alright just didn't wanna put in the wrong number
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 1
<Fishfosh> +1
<Fishfosh> Oh, and +2 from inspire courage
<Fishfosh> SO 4 damage
<~flibbyjibbits> tombs
<Fishfosh> Yeah!
<Fishfosh> Helping!
<Eltrotraw> ok
<Moonside> Oh, I forgot to add damage from Inspire Courage
<Eltrotraw> nwo that i am reloaded
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 7
<Eltrotraw> let us shoot +10/10
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 19
<Fishfosh> everybody needs to stop forgetting that
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 8
<Eltrotraw> +12/+12
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 4
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 8
<~flibbyjibbits> ok
<Fishfosh> Is it starting to look damaged?
<~flibbyjibbits> as much as you can visually infer damage on such a thing
<Fishfosh> Freddie?
<Skeleton> Oh
<Skeleton> Sorry forgot those were hit rolls
<Moonside> Oh, I also forgot that Elsa gets +6 AC vs. the thing
<Skeleton> Uhhh I guess I have one more Shocking Image unless the magic de-level makes my maximum level 2??
<~flibbyjibbits> you dont lose spell slots
<Skeleton> Okay
<~flibbyjibbits> but spell effects that are level dependant change
<Moonside> It affects your caster level
<Skeleton> !roll 1 4
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Skeleton> plus two per three levels... do I still get that because 8 becomes 6?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<Skeleton> But one plus two because the -2 to all rolls
<~flibbyjibbits> ok then
<Skeleton> Three clonez
<~flibbyjibbits> full attacking the paladin
<Fishfosh> Reappu-chan
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 13
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 13
<Skeleton> "Oh come on, NOW you don't wanna hit me??"
<~flibbyjibbits> whats her ac now here
<Skeleton> "Err... us?"
<Moonside> 24
<~flibbyjibbits> ok and with 14 9 4 thats one hit and
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
<~flibbyjibbits> it crits so thats 2d4+3(x4)
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 8 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 2 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 3 of 8: Result 3
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 4 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 5 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 6 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 7 of 8: Result 1
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 8 of 8: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> 26+12 is 38
<~flibbyjibbits> roll dc 20 fort v 1d4 negative levels
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<Moonside> +12
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Moonside> :|
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 2
<~flibbyjibbits> now elsa turn hury
<Moonside> First I'll heal with Lay on Hands
<Moonside> !roll 4 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 3
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 3
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 6
<Moonside> And then full attack
<Moonside> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 13
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 8
<~flibbyjibbits> ok it goes away and the water clears up now goodnight
<CommodoreJim> Mmk.
<Arkay> night flib
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<Fishfosh> goodnight
<Moonside> Bye
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<Moonside> Well that was fast
<Arkay> and so our hero drom saved the day
<Fishfosh> We need to do combat this fast more often
<Arkay> yes
<Skeleton> Wow.
<Skeleton> I really want something to attack one of my shock clones one day >:|