Aanon in Equestria Part 2: Getting Comfortable

>You are in an arena, boxing for your life
>The guy you were fighting has an easy 100 pounds over you.
>The third round is about to start. Bloody, bruised, and exhausted, you get back up to your feet. You have never fought before in your life, and yet you managed to get tied up in this.
Ring
>Oh crap I'm gonna die.
>He comes out immediately, and punches you in the gut. You double over in pain, and he takes the advantage to uppercut the crap out of you. You gain a good 4 feet in the air and hit the floor with a sickening thud. You roll over on your stomach to try and get up, but can't.
Announcer: Oh, sorry folks, but it looks like Aanon just don't got the muscle to beat the legendary Bone Cruncher!
>Tons of boos are heard, but you're still face down on the ground.
1!
>Great, you give up.
2!
>There was no way you could of beat him.
3!
>He had an easy victory, you didn't even throw a punch.
4!
>Suddenly you hear a voice.
5!
>Aanon, get up!
6!
>Please Aanon, you have to win!
7!
>Aanon hurry!
8!
>You look up, it really is her.
9!
>You scramble to your feet; if you were going down, then you're going to give it all you've got.
>For Twilight.
Ring
>He comes out again, and tries once again for your gut. You expect it this time and jump to your left, and hook your right fist into his jaw.
>He staggers back, shocked that you actually fought back. He throws a punch straight at your face. You duck under, and punch him right in the solar plexus. He staggers backward, shocked that you could even touch him, let alone knock the wind out of him. His surprise buys you just enough time to cock your fist back, and to punch him as hard as you could right on the side of his head.
>Knockout.
Ring ring!
Twi: Woo hoo! I knew you could do it!
>The announcer raises your fist in the air and declares you the winner. You grab Twilight in your arms, pull her in close, and you both lean in to-
>FWOOOSH!
AAAAH!
>You're awake. You notice that you soaked in water, and that Twilight is holding a bucket over your head.
Twi: Oh thank Celestia! I was worried about you Aanon! I kept telling you to get up, but you just kept shaking, and your eyes were closed...
>You remember the dream.
Oh, uh.. my bad, I guess I'm a heavy sleeper.
>That was a load of crap, but there was no way you were going to tell her that you dreamed of kissing her.
Twi: Oh, ok! Sorry about the water, I was just getting really worried about you.
It's ok, just try not to do it again, ok?
Twi: It's a deal!
>You shake hands to make it official.
Grgrgrgr
Twi: Sounds like you're hungry Aanon, let me fix you up something, ok?
Can I help?
Twi: Sure!

>You're in the kitchen with Twilight, trying to think of something to eat.
>That reminds you.
Hey Twi?
Twi: What did you call me?
>You just realized you never called her Twi before.
Oh, uh.. nothing.
Twi: It's ok, you can call me Twi! All my friends do anyway!
Ok then, Twi, what do you ponys and unicorns and others eat?
Twi: Well for starters, we love to eat flowers and vegetables. Oh, and cakes and waffles and oatmeal and stuff!
You don't eat meat?
Twi: Of course not, we're not animals!
>You frown. You suddenly have the urge to hide your teeth. What would she think of you?
Twi: What's wrong Aanon?
>She looks really worried.
Um.. Nothing.
Twi: Oh, well, what do humans eat?
Well, we have a diet.. that consists of grains, vegetables, fruits, dairy, fats and oils, and.. meat.
Twi: Wait, what was that last one?
>You really didn't want to tell her.
*Sigh* meat. I'm an omnivore.
Twi: *gasp.. so you eat..
>She starts to back away from you.
What.. No! Nonono! I don't eat anything like that! I don't eat anything that is considered intelligent.
>She stops.
Twi: Then what meat do you eat?
Well...
>You have to tread lightly. Hopefully whatever you eat on Earth wouldn't be considered sacred here.
We have a diet... consisting mainly of meats from.. certain animals.
Twi: Like?
Fish... poultry... pork... and beef.
>Her eyes go wide at the last one.
Twi: Beef as in cows?! But they are just as smart as you or me?! I thought you said you didn't eat intelligent animals?!
>She looks ready to bolt from the door. You better say something quick.
Wait! But on Earth, they aren't intelligent at all. I don't even think they can even eat without help. It's probably a lot different then here. I would never eat a sapient animal. Listen Twi-
>You put your hand on her shoulder. She shudders in fear at your touch.
I would never hurt you, or anyone in Equestria. Ever.
>She relaxes hearing you say that.
>She nervously shuffles her feet.
Twi: So, do you need meat, do you need it to live..?
Well, no. It's possible to live a healthy life for humans as a vegetarian, but I'm not sure if my body would like-
>You see her shiver at the possibility of having to serve you meat. It hurts your heart a little.
If you want me to Twi, I can stop.
>She squees in delight at your decision.
Twi: Okay then, let's get cooking!
>You both decide on pancakes. You dump all of the ingredients in a bowl, and mix them together. Twilight gets a pan out of the pantry and starts cooking the batter. You take turns flipping them. You notice that everytime she pours, they are always in perfect circles. Whenever you do it, you get ovals, uneven batter, a square (what the?!), but they always get cooked perfectly. You both decide to split your shares and give it to the other. You give her the nicest pancakes you have, and she gives you half of hers. She pulls out the syrup.
Do you have any peanut butter?
Twi: I think so..
>She pulls the peanut butter out.
Twi: Why?
>You answer her by sticking a butter knife in the jar, and spreading it across the pancake. You do this to half of your pancakes, and leave the other half plain.
Twi: I have never seen anyp0ny do that before.
Any Pony?
>This world is so weird.
Twi: Yeah, we usually just eat it with syrup.
So do my people, but my entire family likes doing this. I don't do it to every pancake because I get sick of the texture.
Twi: Can I try?
It's your peanut butter.
Twi: Oh, right!
>She uses her magic to send it straight to her hand.
>You so wish you could do that.
>she puts it on one pancake, drizzles syrup on it, and takes a bite. She opens her eyes in surprise at the flavor.
Twi: Wow! That tastes pretty good!
>She puts it on all of her pancakes and starts to eat. You go just as fast as her, glad to have something in your stomach in a while. You start to watch her while you eat.
>You couldn't help but notice how cute she is when she chews. She seems to enjoy the idea that you gave her. She has syrup on her cheek, and you almost want to go over to her and wipe it off for her.
Twi: What?
>You were staring at her for a while. You had stopped eating.
You got a little syrup on your cheek.
Twi: Where?
>She takes her napkin and runs it all over her face, all except the part the syrup was.
Here let me..
>You walk over and wipe it in one swipe.
>You quickly realize that it would be awkward the minute you touched her face.
>Too late.
>She blushes. Bad.
>You have to turn away to keep her from seeing your embarrassment. You can't believe you just did that.
>You both finish the rest of the pancakes in silence. You're glad you didn't put too much syrup on it. This kind was sweeter than the other syrups you had, and you really don't like eating a lot of sweet things.
>You look over at Twilight. She looks ready to throw up.
Twi: I don't feel so good...
Yeah, that's why you have to be careful with the peanut butter. It settles like concrete in your stomach.
>She groans.
Twi: Yeah, you were right.
>She walks upstairs. You decide to take this time to clean up the kitchen. You take all of the plates and put them in the sink.
>Weird, they don't have cars or electricity, but they have sinks and ovens.
>You wash them in hot soapy water, taking your time. You leave them to dry. You walk over to your backpack, and take out the only things you took with you to Equestria.
>An Algebra II book.
>A notebook with Biology notes.
>A bunch of pens.
>A Spanish verb book and dictionary.
>And for some reason, at the bottom is a sock.
>You remember the things you had in your pocket. You take them out too.
>A wallet with your drivers license, and a library card you never used.
>Your iPod, and earphones.
>Your phone, sadly with no bars.
>and a crumpled up, one-dollar bill.
>You look at the small pile. You sure were glad that you at least brought these things here, no matter how useless they are.
Twi: What are those?
>You jump. You didn't hear her come downstairs, or even walk behind you.
Oh, these are my.. things. I guess I brought them here with me.
Twi: What's are they.
Well, this is a math book. It's all about algebra.
Twi: Algebra? We just call it math here.
Well, it is math. It's just a.. different kind of math.
Twi: There are different kinds?
No, but..
>You think of a way to explain.
Think of math as a tree.
Twi: Um.. ok.
Math has a lot of different ways to solve problems. There are a lot of different techniques you can use, so math has a lot of branches of techniques.
Twi: Ok.
Algebra is one branch, so is Triginometry, and Geometry. There's a lot more branches.
Twi: Wow, your people seem to know a lot about math.
Yeah.. I guess we do.
Twi: What's that?
>She points at the spanish dictionary and the verb book.
That's my spanish dictionary, and that's the book to help me conjugate verbs.
Twi: What's Spanish?
It's a different language from my people. There is also French, German, and a bunch of others.
Twi: Wow.. and that?
That's my wallet.
Twi: And that?
Those are my cell phone and iPod.
Twi: What do they do?
Well, my phone can be used to talk to people over long distances, but doesn't work without a cellular tower or anything. My iPod works, but is powered by electricity, and it is used to listen to music, and to play games on.
Twi: Wow, Your people are so advanced..
Yeah, it's taken us a while to invent those things.
Twi: Can you make more of those?
I can't. It's way too advanced for me.
Twi: Oh, that's to bad.
>She sniffs the air.
Twi: Pe-yew Aanon, you stink! You need a shower.
>She's right, you do stink. That night in the woods made your clothes dirty as hell too.
I would, but I have no clean clothes to change into.
Twi:Oh, I know somep0ny that could help with that.